#guillermo does this to nandor

[darkshrimpemotions]

Which member of your OTP bites the other casually to show affection? Like just chomps on their arm or something like this out of love?

[paperlignes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) SEASON 6, EPISODE 5: NANDOR'S ARMY

[jack-fruit]

Alright look. As mad as I am about the constant shipbaiting and the way Nandermo as a whole is treated by the cast and writers/directors, I am willing to look past it. I will be okay with Nandermo as a super special bromance with no sex or kissing or whatever. IF

AND ONLY IF.

They actually have the goddamn BALLS to commit to it. Because Nandor's entire arc revolves around being unhappy and lonely as a vampire. He wants companionship, he wants to be loved, he wants someone he can spend his eternal life with. We can already tell Guillermo fills that role, but I want NANDOR to realize that. I want him to fucking. Tell Guillermo. That he is his person. And it can be as platonic and chaste as the showrunners goddamn please as long as it happens. Because anything less would mean none of the character development Nandor underwent in the past 5 seasons would matter.

I'm already not happy with the direction they're going with making Guillermo human, but I can understand it. Guillermo thought being a vampire would solve all his life problems and make him happy, just like Nandor thought traveling would, thought getting married would, thought ANYTHING he's done would make him truly happy. They are two sides of the same fucked up coin, and their arcs are so inherently tied together that they HAVE to stick together. Because anything less would fall flat.

[imdayyydreaming]

and when nandor practices his confession to the guide on guillermo... what then?

wwdits has followed this structure in a way in season 4, before the wedding when the only real vows exchanged were between nandor and guillermo. so like this isn't unfounded.

it follows that nandor could totally start talking to guillermo like he's the guide but then accidentally slip into painful honesty and not realise until it's too late and then... BAM guillermo knows and the viewers know but nandor will NOT acknowledge it

aaaaaand this is how we can still win

[finngualart]

listen...

[mayaishiipeters]

01x05 // 05x09

they just wanted to hang out :)

[bottombaron]

How do I know Guillermo is a size queen?

Boy heard that the man he dreams about rearranging his insides every night was going to wish for a bigger dick and instead of stopping him or otherwise advising against it (like all his other wishes) he immediately and enthusiasticly committed hours of his life to make sure that it was the 1 wish that came out perfectly

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

nandermo may not be happening to YOU but it happened to me

[biracy]

This really IS queer tv

[pomidorfriend]

Simms going 'that's his boss!' about the toxic nature of nandermo is the funniest shit. My man, Nandor hasn't paid Guillermo a fucking dime in his life. That's not a boss, that's an Owner. You wanna talk about workplace ethics now?

[nothumanman]

what the FUCK nandor

[daesdemona]

𝕧𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣™️

[thetorturedlovergirl]

well uhm… congrats to Nandermo for the divorce even though they were never together.

[lettuce-king]

Letting out the biggest of breaths bc I thought they were about to immediately ruin the season and do one of the biggest fuck ups in tv history by keeping Guillermo hypnotized

[darkshrimpemotions]

Single frames that live in my head rent free.