#guess thats a tag now

[a-mag-meme-a-day]

Poll Series Time!

So recently I've been really into Statistics and making charts and whatnot, which got me thinking: "How Can I Incorporate This Into The Magnus Archives?" Now this is where y'all come in: Over the next little while, I'll be posting polls about favorite episodes and such, and then I will take these answers and make silly little graphs and share them with you guys! Now, for the first question:

This question I am looking for favorite individual Statements, not episodes as a whole. This has nothing to do with Plot, just Vibes.

This is why I will not be including MAG 132 - ENTOMBED or MAG 142 - SCRUTINY in this poll, as they are both pretty much all Plot

Feel free to reblog/comment/ect. any thoughts you may have on why you chose your answer! I really like seeing yalls reasonings, and maybe you might point stuff out that I haven't noticed before!

Below I have linked the Transcripts for each one:

Do Not Open

Lost Johns' Cave

Foundations

Hard Shoulder

Held In Customs

Underground

Dig

We All Ignore the Pit

Dust to Dust

Submerged

A Gravedigger's Envy

The Worms

Have fun, and stay tuned for the next poll!

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Out here thinking "girl dinner" and "Sunny would appreciate this" as I eat 3 mushrooms, a packet of oh snap pickle bites, and 2 rice crackers as a meal. So here I am, telling you about it.

That depends what kind of mushrooms we talkin?? But seriously God that actually sounds really really good

[billiebustup-confessions]

Confession #249

[Confession:

Please, for the love of god. BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR FUCKING BBU OCS. There are so many people is this fandom (not gonna point out creators) but PLEASE. 80% of the time I see a Barnaby-copy-and-paste oc, another oc IS FULL ON MARY SUE AND ABSOLUTELY OVERPOWERED FOR NO REASON, or a copy-and-paste Billie oc. What happened TO C.R.E.A.T.I.V.I.T.Y. That was a bit harsh- But what I meant to say was; There are some ocs that have designs AND lore similar to Barnaby to the point it looks like a copy, there are Bbu ocs that wouldn't even be that much canon because how over- powered they are, and the of bbu ocs make their ocs look like Billie but with different colors. Now, I get if you have trouble finding an animal to make an oc out of, but AT LEAST MAKE THE LORE DIFFERENT FROM THE CHARACTER YOU BASED IT ON. I can't fucking stand those types of people who do that shit in ALL FANDOMS, PLEASE. BE CREATIVE! If you make your oc BASED-OFF LIKE BARNABY (used an owl base) BUT wrote different lore and made it at least not TOO powerful, that's fine. The same goes with people who use (Billie base/goat base) to draw their ocs. I have no problem with THAT. But the people who just copy and paste, before just saying "HehhHehE tHIs iS mY oC GlitTery Shit ✨✨💅💅💖💖 ShE iS thE mOsT powerFul cHarActer In Aal oF tHe BbUvErse! She's part wolf, part owl, part zebra, part angel, part demon, part hippo, part jellyfish, part axolotl, part fox, part human, part goat, part ghost, part Barnaboo aNd EvEryOne IOves hEr aNd Would AaL boW down to hEr 💖💖💅💅✨💅💅💖-" NO. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. It pisses me off so much when this shit exists DAILY in the BBU fandom so much. AND THEN THEY SHIP IT WITH EITHER BARNABY OR FANTOCCIO AND GODAMN FANONIZED THEM TO SHIT. If you're one of these artists who does the "copy-and- paste-oc shit' and makes the lore about them the same as the character you based them off in the game; Get out. PLEASE. SHUT UP, GET CREATIVE. DIY. DO. IT. YOURSELF. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER BBU OCS WITH SUCH WELL-WRITTEN LORE THAT IF I MET THAT PERSON IN REAL LIFE, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY 100% LISTEN TO A TWO-HOUR TALK ABOUT THAT OC'S LORE WITH PURE GLEE. AND I WOULD WRITE DOWN NOTES ABOUT THEM. But they are so underrated and the fucking copy-and-paste BBU OCS ARE ALWAYS POPULAR IDK WHY- I just needed to let this opinion out, idc what people think.]

[gophergal]

Watched Emesis Blue with @cursed--alien again yesterday and, due to verbal shit posting, they gave me this idea. Enjoy the low effort edit

[ticklemistressdiane]

I know I said I was going to return to horny posting on main, then disappeared, but honestly I'm still fucking fuming. Like, sorry, women dommes/lers are not there to be fucking fetished by you to the point where we're dehumanised. Virtually every time I say I'm a gay female ler, people are always like "wow that's so rare, there's so few of those!" - is it any fucking wonder? Maybe there's plenty of us, but we're just tired of being treated like an extension of someone's fantasy? Pestered and tossed aside. Flavour of the month when it suits. Maybe they're smarter or more familiar with the online side of this than I am and did the right thing and just didn't bother. My god. Anyway, back to whatever. Fuck. It's wine time. Soothing thoughts... Nylons are good. Tickling is good.

[ozmaslocket]

Truly the AAAA pirate game we all deserve, gonna be worth every penny.

[themundanemudperson]

@quotidian-oblivion i may or may not have come up with a fic idea

the premise is that jason does come to gotham, and is the red hood, but he also has a normal civilian identity. he calls this identity peter grayworth (bc it's alfred and dick's last names combined <3). he also works/volunteers at gotham library

i want babs to be a major point in his coming home, bc the fic is centered around the library. also i want tim to have something to do with it (bc he's a nosy little bastard /aff)

but i have NO idea how long i want it to be, how jason ends up coming home, OR if i want it to be a 5+1 thing, or like a fleshed out cohesive narritive

help pls

[locopichu42]

hi

cool and awesome @tibbycaps said slimekour purgatory au goes hard so. here you go.

The Tibby Part (i have cherri's but im not happy with it yet so. yea)

like 330 words

Tibby was having fun.

Sure, it was hard, but it was built to be that way. Sure, they made fun of each other, but they also helped each other. And the bouncy slime parkour was really fun too, like a trampoline. And as he sat here, on a ledge waiting for Martyn to catch up, hearing his friends ramble at each other about who knows what, he felt... peaceful. He didn't know why, but it seemed like he hadn't felt that way in a while.

Jupiter was here, meeping at him. He stroked her back, and she curled up on his lap.

(Where'd she come from? Cats can't parkour.)

(Don't think about it.)

He can't remember how he got here. To the funhouse in general, not here specifically. To get to this ledge took almost two hours of slime parkour. But how'd he get to the funhouse?

He tries to remember back. Before the funhouse. Where was he? Artimators? No, he was-

(A ranch. Horses. Floating wool.)

-He must've been on Artimators, then. Had too much to drink with-

(Grayed skin. An eye in a jar. A hand on his wrist, pulling.)

-Must've had too much to drink, is all. Blacked out. Cherri must've helped him over, gave him some milk.

As he stares out into the sweeping abyss, Martyn absolutely unable to make the jump in the background, he felt like there was something missing in him. A piece, a fragment, similar to that color of the void.

(Seats around a table. That swirling, inky darkness. Worry, worry, worry.)

Jupiter nosed his hand, and he realized he's stopped petting her. Finally, he hears Martyn land in the background, everyone celebrating so they can finally move on. He stands as well, Jupiter leaving.

He decides not to worry about whatever that gap is. He's sure it'll be fine. He's Tibby, after all.

(Red horns. A questioning voice. A stone house, everything off the floor. A crowned skull. Care.)

(His sweeties.)  

[ebdaydreamer]

i literally hate all of you

temptation tuesday was a bad idea, i just keep getting enabled

[icyhotheartwritings]

Uh oh I started daydreaming about my Tav this was NOT meant to happen

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[odiabonecessario]

But aroace people are voluntary. Incel is involuntary. An incel wants to have relationships. An aro/ace person does not. It's the same thing as calling a monk or catholic priest an incel.

After reading my post again I realized that I forgot to clarify

The aro/ace term actually works similarly as a umbrella

I know there's people who experience/feel little to no attraction and I also admit right now I was wrong about excluding those ones, except I can't deny there's also a deceptively high portion of them who actually wants to have relationships but are unable to (mostly guys) and lots of them are either afraid of being associated with the crucified portrait the midia made about incels (I can't entirely blame them, tbh) or still didn't discovered themselfs enough (or even someone else)

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 7

ough i wish i had time to render this properly but im obsessed with felix helping eugene bleach his hair. he did NOT hire a professional he is a box dye in your bathroom with your roommate girlie. just like me fr

[stormypip7]

the *other* part! i felt the need to draw this one too, considering the events of the latest episode...

(for @cherrifire 's dtiys! again)

/also, small thing; you can see where i messed up a bit on grian's face (that's just the downside of using biros to draw with)

[cj-the-random-artist]

Not a comic but. Have some sketches and a silly little illustration style doodle that I speedran based on one of the sketches

I've been writing up scripts for comics and like. I do like a few of them but idk that I'm gonna have the time to commit to like. Actually making them into actual comics. So instead I decided to sit down and scribble out some doodles of QPR Au Narilamb cuz I had some free time and used it to sketch (ya know instead of like. Taking a real actual break lmfao)

Most of these sketches are based on ideas I have for the Au? For instance, three of the comics I've written but may never draw have Narinder exhibiting Peak Cat Behaviors by sitting on Lambert's desk while they're working (when I say working I mean. Doodling. Because they are struggling to make actual progress on whatever they're supposed to be working on, yk) so I've decided. That's just. Part of Narinder's characterization in this Au now?? He just likes to interrupt Lambert specifically by sitting and waiting on their desk for them to pay attention to him. Idk I just think it's funny. Anyways. I have a handful of other thoughts about Lambert and Narinder individually in the QPR Au that also landed on this page, but those are gonna be a future-me-explains-later kinda vibe.

That said. Enjoy these silly little doodles of my silly QPR Au and may at least one good thing happen for all of y'all today :D

[suosage]

WIND BREAKER STAGE (2025)