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Timeline of Every Anecdote from Dean's Childhood in Supernatural (Full Canon Only)

My other timeline includes stuff from some of the pseudo canonical materials. This one includes only things that happen or are mentioned in the show itself.

winc*sties this is still not for you!

Still super open to feedback and suggestions if I missed something.

Content notes: death, child abuse, alcohol

1983

Dean is 4

John & Mary used to call Dean their “little piglet” because he liked to eat so much. [13.21 (this is technically in a dream of Sam's)]

Mouse Trap is Dean's favorite game. [14.17]

Mary would feed Dean tomato-rice soup when he was sick. [5.13]

Mary would sing "Hey Jude" as a lullaby. [5.13]

Dean really likes Mary's meatloaf. He doesn't know she gets it from Piggly Wiggly. [12.02]

Between May and November John and Mary had a fight and John left home for a few days. [5.16]

November 2 - Mary Winchester dies, Sam is 6 months old. [1.01, 1.21]

Mary's uncle arranges a burial and headstone even though she doesn't have a body. [2.04]

Dean doesn't speak for a while after Mary dies. [1.03]

John Meets Missouri. [1.09]

John leaves a box of pictures in the basement of the house. [1.09]

1984

Dean is 5

1985

Dean is 6

John takes Dean out shooting for the first time, using bottles as target practice. According to Dean, he "bullseyed every one of them." Dean remembers this story as him being “6 or 7." Dean cites this story as one of the fonder memories of his father. [2.06 (date suggested by John's Journal)]

Rufus spent the whole year being nice. It was the worst year of his life. [7.10]

1986

Dean is 7

Dean starts having a crush on Daisy Duke. [11.13]

Bill Harvelle dies. [2.06, 2.14 (year suggested by John's Journal)]

John began the masked vampire case - looking into killings and kidnappings along Route 77. [15.20]

1987

Dean is 8

John takes Dean and Sam on a donkey ride at the Grand Canyon. Dean’s donkey farts a lot which Sam finds very funny. [8.21]

Dean has begun hunting. [11.08]

1988

Dean is 9

John is hunting a Shtriga in Wisconsin when he leaves Sam and Dean alone in a hotel room. Dean gets bored and goes out and comes back to find the Shtriga attacking Sammy but can't steady himself in time to fire at it. John comes back but can only scare the Shtriga off. [1.18]

They know Pastor Jim by this point. [1.18]

Dean: "You couldn't been more than 5— you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why do we always have to move around? Where'd Dad go when he'd take off for days at a time? I remember I begged you, 'Quit asking, Sammy. Man, you don't want to know.... I just wanted you to be a kid... Just for a little while longer. I always tried to protect you... Keep you safe... Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility, you know? It's like I had one job... I had one job...'" [2.22]

Dean and Sam (5) play dress up as Batman and Superman and jump of the roof of a shed. Sam breaks his arm and Dean takes him to the E.R. on the handlebars of his bike. [9.15 (mentioned again in 11.08)]

At some point before now Dean is given his first beer by Fred Jones in Salt Lake City. [8.08. He also apparently gives Sam his first beer too but it's unlikely it was this same time?]

1989

Dean is 10

“When I was 10, I got my first B&E from borrowing some family's pay-per-view so I could watch the cage match between you and the Tower of Power.” [11.15]

Bobby takes Dean to play catch instead of “practice with the double-barrel” as John had instructed Dean. In the flash back Rufus guesses the year is around 1989. “No, we didn't shoot rifles, as a matter of fact. We threw a ball around. He's a kid, John. They both are. They're entitled.... Yeah, I know I ain't their dad.” Bobby hangs up and throws the phone down. [7.10]

1980s General

(i.e. there isn't a specific date mentioned for this but I'm guessing from context that it happened in this decade)

Sam sticks army men into Baby's ashtray. [5.22]

Dean sticks Legos into the vents. [5.22]

Dean eating all of Sam's Halloween candy sometime. [12.11 & 14.04]

John taking them to see World of Wrestling. Sometime before Dean is ten. Dean calls it “one of the nicest things” John ever did. Sam remembers John getting drunk. [11.15] ("The Hangman": "He was Dad's favorite. Anytime that noose would come out, Dad would be on his feet. It was one of the few times I ever saw him actually happy.")

John takes Dean fishing. When Dean tells Jack, Jack feels from his tone that it's his happiest memory of John. [5]

Dean telling Sam a stupid joke to distract him from ripping off bandaids when he was little. [15.01]

The first beer John shared with Dean tasted like "crap". [15.20]

Sam's memory of Thanksgivings: “We had a bucket of extra-crispy and Dad passed out on the couch. [5.16]

Dean: "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." [1.22]

Dean says he believed the TV ads about Sea Monkeys having families [5.06]

Dean mentions a babysitter, Mrs Chancy, who was obsessed with the TV show Dynasty [5.06], which ran until 1989 when Dean was ten. This could be a lie he's just telling a kid to get him to open up about his babysitter though.

"Alright, here we go. John Winchester's famous cure-all kitchen sink stew. There you go. Enough cayenne pepper in there to burn your lips off, just like Dad used to make." [8.21]

"You used to read to me, um, when I was little, I— I mean, really little, from that— from that old, uh... Classics Illustrated comic book. You remember that? ... Knights of the Round Table. Had all of King Arthur's knights, and they were all on the quest for the Holy Grail. And I remember looking at this picture of Sir Galahad, and, and, and he was kneeling, and— and light streaming over his face..." [8.21]

“You used to take us hunting. Remember? Dad had a case, he'd just dump us on you. Shoot, you must have taught us most of the outdoor tracking we know.” Bobby: “Yeah, what I could get to stick. I never could get you little grubs to pull a trigger on a single deer.” Dean: “You’re talking about Bambi, man.” Bobby: “You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.” [7.09]

“Not young like I was when he actually taught me how to drive.” [15]

Dean says soft rock always put Sam to sleep. [7.16]

Dean talks about learning 101 different ways to make Mac 'n Cheese for Sam at a motel in Scranton while John was off hunting. "ketchup for spice, hmm? Uh, tuna, hot dogs, fluff marshmallow mix." [10.11]

1990

Dean is 11

January - John is injured on a hunt in Windom, Minnesota, and goes to the hospital, where he meets Kate Milligan. [4.19]

September 29 - Adam Milligan is born. [4.19]

At some point Dean makes a sawed off. He's in sixth grade. [3.03]

Dean tries burgers from a seaside shack in Delaware that become his favorite. [4.22]

1991

Dean is 12

December 25 - Sam and Dean are at a motel in Broken Bow, Nebraska while John hunts. Sam reads John's Journal and finds out that Mary's death was supernatural, monsters are real, and that John hunts them. He confronts Dean, who confirms it. Sam gives Dean an amulet. [3.08]

1992

Dean is 13

John buys a Playboy featuring Anna-Nicole Smith, eventually both boys end up reading it. [7.22]

June - Sam tells John he is afraid of the monster in his closet and John gives him a .45. [1.01]

Sam wants to go hunting with Dean. Dean says John said no. John calls to ask Sam to come. [11.08]

1993

Dean is 14

January – Motel Baba Yaga case. Dean says, “I was babysitting you when I was your age”. Sam says "I'm pretty sure that's illegal." Dean sees the nest, a pile of dead kids and has "nightmares about it for the longest time." [15.16]

1994

Dean is 15

Summer - Sam and Dean spend part of the summer being looked after by Donna, a babysitter (and maid at the Mayflower) in Housatonic, Massachusetts, while John hunts. At one pointJohn is gone for two weeks. It is the summer before Sam enters 6th grade, and he assigns himself a summer reading list. Dean possibly has a crush on Donna. [5.12]

October - They are living In Bismark (North Dakota?). Sam has a crush on Andrea Howell & has a really bad experience at her Halloween party, throwing up. Sam hides in the woods until Dean comes and gets him. [14.04]

Sam still believes in the Easter Bunny until close to here. [10.12]

1995

Dean is 16

Dean's first Werewolf. Sam doesn't go to the body burning. "So. I pick up this crossbow. And I hit that ugly sucker with a silver-tipped arrow right in his heart. Sammy's waiting in the car, and uh, me and my dad take the thing into the woods, burn it to a crisp. I'm sitting there and looking into the fire, and I'm thinking to myself, I'm sixteen years old. Most kids my age are worried about pimples, prom dates. I'm seeing things that they'll never even know. Never even dream of." [2.03]

Dean spends two months at Sonny's Home for Boys after being caught shoplifting. [9.07]

April 20 - Dean's award for New York Wrestling Champion. [9.07]

November 13 – Sam's soccer team won division championship. John keeps the trophy. [3.03]

Sam later talks about how John was upset with him for wanting to play soccer instead of learning bowhunting. [1.08]

November 24 - Sam has his first traditional Thanksgiving dinner at his crush Stephanie’s house. He has been attending a school called McKinley for two weeks. [5.16]

1996

Dean is 17

July 4 - Dean and Sam set off fireworks in a field and almost burn it down. [5.16]

At some point when Sam was 13 he ran away for two weeks while under Dean's watch in Flagstaff, Arizona, living off pizza in a cabin and befriending a dog he called Bones. Dean scoured the whole town looking for him and worried he might have died, and John was furious when he found out. [5.16]

1997

Dean is 18

When he's 13, Sam briefly wants to be a magician. [4.12]

Summer - The Winchesters hunt a werewolf. [4.13]

November - Sam and Dean attend Truman High in Fairfax, Indiana, for 3 or 4 weeks, while John is on a hunt that was originally supposed to be 2 weeks but ended up taking longer than expected. Dean is in 12th Grade. It is the third school they have attended since September. [4.13]

1998

Dean is 19

Sam is a mathlete. [4.04]

Summer - While John and Dean are off hunting a Kitsune, Sam stays in Lincoln, Nebraska, and does research for them. While there, he meets a girl and has his first kiss - only to discover that John and Dean's hunt has circled back on him. [7.03]

July - Dean goes on a solo "five states in five days" road trip, but ends up spending most of it in Cicero, Indiana, with Lisa Braeden. In the meantime, John & Sam "tie up a hunt" in Orlando, Florida. [3.02]

Dean meets Rhonda Hurley, she makes him try on her pink, satin panties and he likes it. [5.04]

At some point they spend time with Travis, the hunter. [4.04]

1999

Dean is 20

1990s General

Dean trying to cook Winchester Surprise on a hotplate with food (baloney and sliced cheese) that it seems Sam shoplifted in the rain. John gets home and throws it out. [14.11] In Lebanon John tells Sam he remembers this and apologizes to Sam for it. [14.13]

Sam and Dean visited the Cleveland Botanical Gardens on a field trip. [5.16]

Dean going to CBGB "way underage" and John coming to get him. [10.09]

Hunting the chupacabra in Mexico. Sam is an olderish teenager when he says this happened the year before. [11.10]

John making Dean be bait. [14.14 production draft. Corroborated by 1.20. Putting this in 1990s and not 1980s is very generous imo.]

Dean used to live on “Nerve Damage” (“10 times the legal limit of caffeine”) as a kid. [13.08]

Escalating prank wars? [1.17] Sam mentions a time Dean put superglue in his toothpaste [15.06]

Could be 80s too: Dean: “Remember that wreath Dad brought home that one year?” Sam: “You mean the one he stole from, like, a liquor store?” Dean: “Yeah, it was a bunch of empty beer cans. That thing was great.” [3.08]

Sam performing in Our Town. [1.16]

Sam talks about having to make his own dinner as a kid. [5.06]

2000

Dean is 21

2001

Dean is 22

Sam smokes weed maybe. [11.19]

Pre-2002, 2000s General

Sam & Dean driving 1,000 miles for an Ozzy show. [5.22]

Driving two days for a Jayhawks game. [5.22]

John catches Lee and Dean 'wasted' on a hunt. [15.17]

John plays Dean and Lee “Good Ol Boys” before hunts. “Listen up boys this is real music. [15.17]

Sam used to try to get him & Dean to do 'honest work' rather than hustling pool. [5.22]

The Las Vegs annual trip. [7.08]

Sam ran tech for a production of Oklahoma. [10.05]

John gives Dean the Impala. [1.20] (John's Journal suggests this was on Dean's 18th birthday which would have been 1997.)

2002

Dean is 23

John gives Sam the "hunting is life; you can't have connections" speech. [4.19]

Sam says he's leaving hunting to go to Stanford University. John says if he leaves to stay gone. [1.01, 1.20]

September - Adam Milligan meets John Winchester. [4.19] (This could be any time from now til 2003 but I think it would be now because John will want to feel he can replace Sam or do something right.)

Post-2002, 2000s General

Dean sleeps with Annie. [7.19]

Dean sees Lee while Sam's in college. [15.17] Possibly the 'cult thing in Arizona' 'what that thing did to that family, those kids.' Because Lee does one more job after that in Texas and retires.

At some point Dean hunts a Vetala and learns they usually hunt in pairs. [7.11]

At some point Dean hunts a succubus with Richie. [3.04]

Poltergeist case in Kittanning, PA. [1.04]

John teaches Adam to drive using the Impala (this is after John gave Dean the car for his 18th). He also teaches Adam poker and pool. [4.19]

John "used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on [Sam]. Make sure [Sam was] safe." [1.08] because he was worried Sam was "alone, vulnerable'' [1.20] and "he was afraid of what could've happened to you if he wasn't around." [1.08]

2003

Dean is 24

Dean dates Cassie Robinson. She breaks up with Dean after Dean tells her about hunting. [1.13] It lasts less than two months. [5.11]

June 21 - Dean is involved in a hunt for the father of Cole Trenton, in Nyack, NY. [10.02]

John gets taken from this year into the future in "Lebanon." He is sleeping in the Impala and Dean calls him and he tells him he'll be back soon. [14.13]

2004

Dean is 25

September 29 - John takes Adam to a ballgame for his 14th birthday. [4.19]

2005

Dean is 26, dude.

September 29 - John buys Adam a beer when he's 15. [4.19]

Roughly October 10 - John cuts off contact with Dean. [1.01]

October 31 – Dean comes to get Sam. [1.01]

Dean: "I must have stood outside your dorm for hours... because I didn't... I didn't know what... What you would say. I thought you'd tell me to... to get lost or get dead. And I don't know what I would've done... if I didn't have you. 'Cause I was so scared." [15.20]

General Comments

(i.e. just quotes and things that are too general to place at a specific time. i've sorted them roughly into themes but all of these themes are also present in incidents above.)

Dean says he's been wanting John and Mary back together since he was four. [14.13]

John's absence

Sam: "You remember the poltergeist in Amherst? Or the Devil's Gates in Clifton? He was missing then, too. He's always missing, and he's always fine." [1.01]

Dean mentions how John would dump him and Sam at Bobby's. [7.09]

Toni Bevell saying about John's drunken rages and weeks of abandonment. Also pointing out that Dean & Sam didn't tell Mary about it. [12.21]

Sam says John would be gone for weeks at a time and "he wasn't exactly a monk." [4.19]

Sam says John "was not around much." [11.05]

Sam talks about worrying when John & Dean would be out on a hunt and he wouldn't hear from them for days. He thought about what he would do. [11.18]

John's drinking

In the pilot Sam comments that John is likely missing because he's drinking. [1.01]

Sam comments that a dad bringing their kid to a wrestling match to distract them while he drinks seems familiar. [11.15]

See also 1980's general [1.22]

John spends Dean and Sam's college funds on ammo [1.20]

Hunting

John saying hunter gatherings were trouble and in general keeping Sam & Dean away from them. [2.03, 12.06]

Dean says he and John weren't using disguises for hunting. [1.09]

Sam saying it seemed to him Dean & John bonded over hunting. [12.20]

Dean learned to use CB radios to look for leads from truckers. John used them all the time. [13.11]

“I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is mixing Pop Rocks and Coke—protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. The more I think about it...the more I wish Dad had lied to us.” [5.06]

Gordon Walker meets John "Hell of a guy. Great hunter." [2.03]

John maintains connections with Caleb, Jefferson, and Pastor Jim. Caleb sometimes supplies him with munitions [1.11]

John hunts with and then has a falling out with Daniel Elkins [1.20]

John hunts with and hooks up with Tara but never calls her back. [9.11]

At some point, John and Bobby have a falling out and Bobby threatens to shoot John if he ever sees him again [1.21]

“Growing up on the road, no matter where Dad dragged us, no matter what we did, there was always a TV. And you know what was on that TV? Scooby and the gang.” [13.16]

Dean: “Ah well, growing up it was a… it was always nice to check out once in a while. I like to watch movies where I know the bad guy is going to lose.” [14.04]

The Hustler was John's favorite movie [15.11]

(for the record, I didn't sort and collate every comment about john or their childhoods here. i mostly tried to pick one which were a little bit more detailed rather than just general attitudes. but if you want to see all comments made about john throughout the show, click here)

#i've been meaning to do this version for so long!#spn info dump #spn fic resource #dean winchester #sam winchester #john winchester #john winchester's a+ parenting #supernatural #spn

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captainsophiestark · 2 years ago

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Seasons of Love

Dick Grayson x Reader

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Written for my Year of Olympians and part of a bigger challenge being run by @yearofcreation2023 which features a ton of awesome creators and runs all year! Go check it out, and please pretend I actually posted this in April and not a month late lmao! Final semester of college is a hell of a time

Fandom: DC

Prompt: Demeter; The Seasons, Pigs, Cornucopia, Nature, Poppies

Summary: A LaLaLand-style series of glimpses into the lives of Dick Grayson and Y/N (without the LaLaLand angst).

Word Count: 4,678

Category: Fluff, Humor

A/N: This is my first time writing any DC, Dick Grayson included, so hopefully it’s good and true to character! He’s been one of my absolute faves for a long time, but I’ve just recently gotten the courage to write for him :)

Putting work into an AI program without permission is illegal. You do not have my permission. Do not do it.

LATE SUMMER

I smiled at the kids running around the various animal pens at the fair, smiles on their faces as they got up close and personal with all kinds of different creatures they'd never seen before. Working at the fair outside of Gotham every August was never a walk in the park–and usually included more than one instance of vomit-cleanup–but moments like this made it worth it.

Of course, my coworkers and I were keeping a close eye on everything to make sure the animals and kids were both safe. I was in the pen with the goats helping the kids feed them alfalfa, one of my favorite posts of all time. My reprieve in paradise was interrupted, however, when I heard someone frantically shouting my name.

I turned around to find one of my coworkers coming towards me, waving his hands in the air. He'd originally signed up to be on ticket duty, but had gotten moved to working with the animals thanks to some short-staffing issues. He'd made it clear multiple times he was well outside of his comfort zone, and although he'd been doing a fair job of rising to the occasion, this wasn't the first time he'd come running over in a panic.

I made eye contact and nodded at another coworker who came over to monitor the kids (both goats and humans), then stepped out of the pen to meet Andrew, panic still written all over his face. I took a deep breath and prepared to give him a calming speech, but he spoke again before I could.

"The Wayne kids just let the pigs out of the pen!" he cried.

I just stared at him blankly, trying to process, blinking stupidly.

"The who did what?"

"The Wayne kids!" he continued, still a little breathless. "Well, one or two of them at least. I was standing by the pen with the piglets that are racing in twenty minutes, and the little one managed to let them all out! I didn't notice until it was too late!"

"Okay, uh... I guess stay here."

With that, I started marching towards the pig pen, keeping an eye out for any sign of rampaging piglets. My brain screamed at me to process the "Wayne" part of Andrew's story, but I refused to let it. I needed to deal with the piglets first, regardless of whether the ones who'd let them out were part of the famous billionaire Gotham family.

When I got to the piglet pen, which was nestled just behind the bleachers where people would be able to watch the piglets run around a dirt track later, I found chaos. People were running and shouting all over the place, but the piglets were nowhere to be seen.

"Dami, you go around the left and I'll circle this way-"

"I am not helping you recapture them, Grayson."

"Dami-"

I started to turn to see who was shouting at the same time the shouting cut off, because the shouter ran straight into me like a freight train. We went tumbling to the ground in a heap, and suddenly I found myself staring into the beautiful blue eyes of Gotham's golden boy, Dick Grayson. He smiled at me, and I scowled in response.

"What were you thinking?" I demanded, rolling over and pushing him off me as I moved to stand up. He leapt to his feet and held a hand out to help me, but I ignored it. "Why on Earth would you let the piglets out?"

"I didn't!" he insisted, holding his hands up and looking at me with wide eyes. "My little brother saw them sitting in their pen and decided they needed to be liberated. I've never seen anyone successfully stand in the way of him helping an animal before."

I huffed, continuing to ignore Grayson's gorgeous, charming, easy smile.

"I know you probably don't have a lot of experience with it, but those pigs are treated perfectly well, and they were safe in their pen. Letting them out to run amok in the crowd is putting their well being at risk more than anything else in their lives."

"Tt."

I turned at the sound of an angry, disapproving noise from behind me, then had to do a double-take when I didn't immediately see the person responsible for it. Then, I looked down, and found the youngest Wayne child staring at me with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.

"Father has spent enough time working to end the poor treatment of horses at race tracks for me to be unaware of how animals to be raced are treated."

I blinked a few times, honestly not sure how to react to this ten year old staring me down. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Dick Grayson step closer to stand next to me, but I ignored him. Instead, I crouched down to make myself eye level with Damian, the younger one.

"You're right," I said simply. He harrumphed in triumph, but then I continued. "About the horses, I mean. The way they're treated... it's unforgivable. My family and I have rescued any and all of them that we can, and the ones we've managed to save are actually over by the barn right now, being fed all the apples and oats they can eat by the adoring fairgoers."

Damian Wayne's left eyebrow ticked up, the only sign of surprise or approval at my words.

"These piglets, on the other hand, I can promise you are treated perfectly well. They only 'race' at the fair so people can cheer for cute animals. All they know is they're going for a run and then getting all kinds of food and treats afterwards. And honestly, letting them out in the middle of an inexperienced crowd of people is putting them in more danger than anything else in their normal, daily life."

Damian frowned a little, and he opened his mouth and closed it again a few times before finally speaking.

"I... did not intend for them to be in danger. I will return them to their pen."

"It's alright. You were trying to do a good thing for some animals, I could never fault you for that. C'mon, I'll help you get them back."

He nodded, then turned sharply on his heel and set off with purpose in the direction of commotion from fairgoers. I paused to straighten and smiled after him.

"That was really sweet, how you handled that." I turned to see Dick Grayson looking at me, the first serious expression I'd seen from him on his face. "Dami's a good kid, but he's hard on himself about mistakes. Thank you for handling that the way you did."

I gave him a small smile. "Of course. Any animal lover is a friend of mine. I know I literally just met him, but... I could tell he's a good kid."

We shared a smile at that, a more honest and genuine one than the million-watt grin I'd seen from him before. I held his gaze for a second, then sighed and turned back to look at the rest of the fair.

"Alright, enough talking. Let's go catch some piglets."

To my surprise, Grayson actually wasn't half bad at wrangling piglets. He, Damian, and I managed to work well as a team to get each of the little escapees safely back into their pens, and once the task was complete, I left Damian in charge of giving the piglets some treats for their ordeals.

"That was harder than I thought it was going to be," said Dick, coming to stand beside me at the edge of the pen as we watched Damian and the piglets together.

"Yeah, they're quick little buggers. Makes them good racers though."

Dick shot me a smile, and this time, I couldn't help another one spreading across my face too.

"So... this is kind of a subject change, but what are the odds you'd say yes if I asked you to dinner sometime?"

I turned to face him fully now, eyebrows raised. He just grinned back at me.

"You're asking me on a date?"

"Sure am."

"...Alright, sure. You owe me dinner anyway after showing up at my fair and releasing all my piglets."

He laughed. "Fair enough. How does seven o'clock the first night after the end of the fair sound?"

I smiled. "Sounds perfect."

****************

FALL

"You okay? You look like you're about to have a heart attack."

I snapped myself out of my death stare with the cornucopia in the center of the table to face my boyfriend with a vague smile.

"I'm fine," I insisted, waving off his concerns. Dick and I had been dating for a few months now, after meeting at the county fair. It had been absolutely amazing, and I'd gotten to meet a few more of his family members besides Damian since then, all of whom had been just as lovely. Now, however, we were sitting at the dinner table in Wayne Manor for Thanksgiving, and any minute now I'd be thrown into the full Wayne family craziness for the first time.

To say I was nervous would be the understatement of the century.

"Don't worry," said Dick, leaning down to whisper in my ear. "They're going to love you."

I didn't respond, instead taking a second for a deep breath and a last attempt at calming my nerves. Then, the door to the dining room flew open, and the room devolved into chaos.

I got momentarily swept under in the sudden noise, excitement, and energy as the rest of the Wayne kids moved into the room. A second later, Alfred bustled in carrying armfuls of dishes. A few of the kids moved to help him carry in the rest, but only Cassandra and Duke, neither of whom I'd gotten to know very well yet, were actually trusted and allowed to go help in the kitchen.

Dick gave my shoulder a comforting squeeze as he sank into the seat beside mine. I turned to smile at him, but a sudden commotion to my left ripped my attention away.

"Jason, I'M sitting next to her, you already know her well enough!"

"Too late Brown, I'm already sitting."

"Then move-"

Stephanie, who I'd only met briefly a few times in passing, tried to bodily shove Jason out of the chair next to me, but he refused to budge.

"Why are you so heavy Todd-"

"It's called muscle."

"Or it's called-"

"Stephanie, here, why don't you sit across from me?" I suggested, jumping in before things could really escalate. "It'll be easier to eat and talk to you at the same time from there anyway, which means we can keep up our conversation with fewer interruptions."

She narrowed her eyes, clearly aware of what I was doing, but I just kept looking at her with a beaming smile on my face (and thankfully Jason didn't interject). After a second, she huffed a dramatic sigh and started to move around the table.

"Fine. But only because Alfred would be upset if I tipped Jason backwards out of his chair before Thanksgiving dinner even started."

I grinned at her, quickly passing some food over to Jason, too, so he wouldn't take the opportunity to rub in his victory. Once we were safely out of the danger zone, Dick leaned over to whisper in my ear and give me a sly high five.

"Impressive," he said. "If you can pull that off, you'll be fine for the rest of the night."

I turned to give him a more forced smile than I'd given Stephanie. I appreciated the vote of confidence, but nothing that had happened over the past few minutes had done much to calm my nerves.

"Alright, is that all the food?" asked Bruce, clapping his hands and surveying the table as everyone at last settled into their seats. We'd almost had another disaster when Dami tried to bump Jason out of the seat next to me after Stephanie failed, but thankfully we'd managed to avert that crisis, too, with a promised trip to my family's farm tomorrow, just me, him, and Dick.

"Yeah, I think that's everything B," said Dick, looking over the table the same way his dad did. Bruce sighed, then sank into his seat and clapped his hands.

"Alright, then let's eat," he said.

"Don't forget, Master Bruce," started Alfred, at last sinking into his seat at the opposite head of the table from Bruce. "We still need to say the things we're thankful for."

"You're right, Alfred. Thank you for reminding me." He finished scooping a serving of stuffing onto his plate, then looked up. "I'll start.

"I'm thankful for all of you, safe and sitting around the table for dinner. And I'm also thankful that Y/N could join us. I think we're all looking forward to getting to know her better."

He gave me a kind smile and tipped his wine glass in my direction, and I tried to smile back despite the fact that my heart was pounding in my chest. I'd met Bruce a few times before, but he was still my boyfriend's dad AND Gotham's favorite son (other than maybe Dick). I couldn't help being nervous, since his approval was one of the ones that mattered most to me.

"Alright, that's great," said Jason, bowling right through the moment of silence that hung after Bruce's words–my hero. "I'm thankful for Alfred's cooking."

Every single one of us around the table cheered our agreement at that, and Alfred smiled. The turns moved quickly around the table after that. I had a brief moment of panic when it became my turn, but thankfully, it only lasted for a second before I managed to pull it together.

"I'm thankful for Dick, and for all of you letting me join your family holiday celebrations. I can't wait to get to know you guys better."

Everyone smiled at my answer, and as soon as the spotlight was off me, Dick took my hand under the table to give me a little reassurance. The conversation moved on from Thanksgiving gratitudes, and slowly, I gained confidnence and comfort participating as a member of the group.

I asked Dami about his pets and was honestly happy to listen for the better part of an hour. Jason and I ranted like the biggest nerds on the planet over our favorite books and our TBR piles, and Tim and I connected over a mutual childhood love of Nancy Drew computer games. Duke was the easiest person in the world to talk to, and he made a point of including me in conversations when I started to feel a little lost. Stephanie was so bubbly and friendly, even when she was not-so-subtly grilling me on my entire life, and although Cassandra seemed a little less eager to loudly jump into conversations with me, Stephanie helped bridge the gap and we got along wonderfully. Although they made me a little more nervous, Bruce and Alfred were also nothing but welcoming and kind. It wasn't too long before I was completely at ease, laughing and joking along with the whole table without a doubt about whether I belonged there.

Even when it came to the most ridiculous debates I'd ever been a part of.

"I'm just saying, capes look cheesy," said Jason. "It's fine for a little kid, but grown adults running around in capes look ridiculous."

Stephanie scowled like he'd just insulted her mother. "Oh yeah, because all the vigilantes running around in vests look so incredibly cool."

"No kidding," Tim jumped in. "Red Hood, for example. We all remember that terrible red pill helmet he wore when he first showed up. Or Nightwing's Discowing suit?"

Stephanie snorted into her drink, and Dick's mouth dropped open in shock. Jason started going a little red in the face.

"Brown and Drake are right," said Dami, his tone conveying he meant for this to be the final word on the matter. "The capes can serve a number of different purposes, and would be ridiculous to remove."

He turned to give Dick a pointed look, but I decided not to try to decipher it. I had more important things on-hand.

"Honestly, I say this with nothing but love for the three of you, but I have to agree with Jason," I started, finally jumping in. Everyone perked up at that, turning their attention to me, but I didn't let it deter me. "I mean, haven't any of you seen The Incredibles? No capes! There's like a whole minute-long thing on why capes are generally a bad idea for superheroes.

"And granted, we haven't seen anything like that happen in real life, at least as far as I know," I continued. "And maybe it doesn't matter as much for the indestructible heroes–Superman could probably get chewed up by a jet and survive, I guess. But other heroes, I don't know what they're doing! Somebody really outta show Batman that clip, make sure he knows the danger he and his Robins and everybody might be in."

Everybody stared at me for a second, faces blank, and I started to sweat thinking I'd said something wrong. Then, people broke out into variations of grins, laughs, and agreement with my point that Batman really needed to be more aware.

"I don't know if I remember that clip very well," mused Dick, grinning at Bruce and then the rest of the table as he slid an arm around my shoulder. "Could you pull it up?"

"Sure!"

"Hey Dick?" called Stephanie across the table, her voice dancing with laughter as I searched for the video. "I think I speak for all of us when I say, I love her."

Murmurs of agreement sounded around the table, and my face warmed. I glanced up to give an appreciative smile before going back to my video hunt.

"You better marry her, or we'll have to make Todd do it to keep her in the family," Stephanie continued.

My heart stopped dead in my chest for a second at the idea of marriage as everyone around the table laughed or agreed with her. Then, I couldn't help smiling and laughing too, especially as Jason faked a yawn and stretched his arm around my shoulders before having it playfully smacked away by Dick. My boyfriend pulled me a little closer into his side and gave me a soft smile.

"Alright, let's see this clip," he said, addressing the group as they kept snickering together. "B, lean in here, I think you'll really like this one."

Bruce sighed heavily, but leaned in anyway as the rest of the group shifted too. Edna Mode launched into her speech as I held out my phone screen, Dick and his family gathered around me, and my heart absolutely swelled with love for every one of them. Dick and I really hadn't been dating long enough to be seriously thinking about marriage, but still- in this moment, I could start to picture it.

And I really liked the picture.

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WINTER

Whap!

Dick, my boyfriend of a little over two years, whirled around with a betrayed look on his face after I nailed him in the back with a snowball.

"Babe," he whined, his tone wounded. I just shrugged.

"It's training. You need to be aware of your surroundings. CONSTANT VIGILANCE and all that."

Dick raised his eyebrows and took a step towards me as a mischievous grin took over my face. A few months ago, when Dick and I had first seriously started talking about the possibility of marriage being the result of our relationship, he'd finally let me in on the Wayne family secret: not only was I dating the famous Dick Grayson, I was also dating Nightwing the vigilante. The Wayne family was one in the same as Batman and his extended vigilante posse. The few conspiracy weirdos on the internet insisting Bruce Wayne Is The Batman were right.

When he'd started to tell me, I'd first thought he was proposing. He'd been so serious and dramatic, and he'd done it at the end of a romantic, candlelit dinner we'd made together in my apartment. Then, once I realized what he was actually saying, my second thought had been oh, so that's why everyone loses their minds whenever I voice an opinion on a superhero.

At first, it had been a little hard to cope with the new worry that came with knowing my boyfriend put his life on the line every single night. News reports about the Bats and their enemies raised my anxiety WAY more than they ever had before. But Dick had been wonderful, reassuring me and helping me understand all the ways he'd found to stay safe and come back to me. And when that wasn't quite enough, the rest of his family stepped up to support me like one of their own.

Now, a few months after learning their secret, Dick and I were taking a rare full weekend for ourselves. We'd headed up to the mountains for some skiing, hot chocolate, and cuddling by the fire at his family's cabin, just the two of us. After a morning on the slopes and a delicious lunch, we'd decided to go on some of our favorite snowy hiking trails to take in the fresh mountain air.

Hence, my start of the snowball fight.

"You know, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who's supposed to be training you," said Dick, closing the distance between us further. He and his family had been giving me self-defense training at my request, but we'd decided to take a break for the weekend.

"Mmm I'm not sure," I said, shifting backwards a bit to get out of Dick's reach. "I think I'm right."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Then you probably have the better reflexes out of the two of us, right?"

I knew exactly where this was going. I grinned and tried to get my head in the zone before I answered, overconfident to the last.

"Definitely."

"Hm." Dick smiled at me, and then the next thing I knew, he'd wrapped his arms tightly around my waist before I had a second to react. I half-heartedly tried to wiggle free, but before I could, Dick picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. I held on to him as tightly as I could, ready for him to dump me in a snow bank and ready to drag him down with me when he did. But the flip into the snow never came. Instead, Dick started walking with me still slung over his shoulder.

"Babe? What are you doing?" I asked, trying to push myself up enough to see where we were going. "I was all ready to wrestle you down into the snow with me."

"Just trust me," he said. Even though I couldn't see it, I could hear the smile on his face. I huffed.

"This isn't exactly comfortable, you know."

Dick just chuckled. We walked a few more steps, then at last, Dick set me down again, keeping his hands around my waist as we stood chest to chest.

"I may have lured you out into the woods under false pretenses," he said, a brilliant smile on his face. I raised an eyebrow.

"If I didn't trust you so much, I might be a little worried."

He smiled, then looked at a point over my shoulder before nodding for me to turn around. I did as his hands dropped from my waist, and I came face to face with his whole family standing around the gorgeous snowy clearing. Each of them held candles or roses in their hands, and they were absolutely beaming at me. I looked at each of them, waiting for some hint or answer about what was happening, but no one gave me anything. Then, I heard Dick's voice from behind me.

"Y/N?"

When I turned, I found my lovely, wonderful boyfriend down on one knee before me, an open ring box in his hands.

My hands flew to my mouth and I started to tear up a little as the situation sank in. Dick smiled, his own eyes a little wet as he continued.

"You are the love of my life. I had no idea when I first accidentally tackled you that you would become the most important person in the world to me, but you have. You make me a better version of myself, and every day I can hardly believe I'm really with you. You not only match me and love me, but you do the same with my family, which truly not many people can do. I can't think of a better person or partner I'd want to go through life with. So will you please do me the honor... of marrying me?"

"Baby... of course! Absolutely yes!" I cried, the tears fully flowing now as I dropped to my knees in the snow to join Dick. I threw my arms around him and held him tight, and both of us stayed like that for a few long moments before Dick pulled back, tears glistening on his cheeks and a smile on his face. He pulled me tightly to him and kissed me. I kissed back, running my hands through his hair as we got lost in each for a few moments before we pulled apart again. I held out my hand, shaking just a little, and Dick slipped the ring on my finger.

Cheers sounded from behind us, and I came back to reality as Dick's family came over to congratulate us. I wrapped each of them in my best bone-crushing hug, making sure they knew how happy I was to be joining them as family in the near future now, too.

After we'd all exchanged hugs (reluctantly or otherwise), I found Dick at my side again, wrapping his arm around my waist. I tucked into his side and it felt like I'd always belonged there.

I couldn't wait to spend the rest of my life just like this.

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LATE SPRING

I took a deep breath and stared at the double doors in front of me, my heart pounding in my chest. I couldn't wipe the biggest, cheesiest smile off my face, no matter how hard I tried. Today was my wedding day, and I couldn't be happier.

Steph and Cass had helped me find the perfect dress. My bouquet was filled with red poppies, my favorite flower. Dick and I had worked together to plan a dream wedding for the both of us, and now everyone we loved was gathered here to celebrate with us.

Everything was perfect.

I heard music start up, then a second later, the doors swung open. It didn't quite feel real as I took my first steps down the isle, towards Dick Grayson and the rest of my life.

It started to feel more real when I finally reached him, standing in front of so many people with eyes only for the man before me. We stood together, hand in hand and eyes locked on each other as the ceremony went on. We read our vows, said "I do", and before I knew it, we were married.

Dick swept me off my feet in a kiss as the crowd cheered. We laced our hands together and ran down the isle together, deliriously happy as our friends and family sent us off. We climbed into the waiting car as the door shut behind us, and I snuggled up against Dick's side before leaning up to give him a kiss. Finally, it felt real.

"I love you, Dick Grayson," I said, smiling up at him. "I can't wait to throw around the phrase 'my husband' until every single person we know is sick of it."

Dick laughed. "I love you too, Mrs. Grayson. And I can't wait to see who breaks first."

"My money's on Jason, unless anyone else says it's annoying first. Then I think he'll back us to mess with everyone else."

Dick laughed, then leaned in to give me a soft, tender kiss.

"I love how well you know them."

"Well... they're my family now, too."

We shared a smile, then settled into comfortable silence together, leaning against each other for support while we rested for the little bit of time we had now before the reception got into full swing. Tonight would be a long night for both of us, but I absolutely couldn't wait. I loved Dick with my whole heart, and going through every part of our futures together–good, bad, and crazy–was the best thing I could possibly think of.

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basedkikuenjoyer · 1 year ago

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Kuma the Pooh, Kuma the Pooh

Chubby little Kuma all stuffed with trau-ma. So Kuma just paw-paw blasted his way up the ol favorites list, but not as much as Ginny. Who I'm definitely guessing is Bonney's mom. TCB Scans had a t/n that her song matches the cadence of Winnie the Pooh's iconic theme song. Which is...amazing. All this stuff about Bonney & Kuma is definitely hitting a degree harder so soon after losing my own father, and that's a fun tie. His old coworker I needed to reach out to so that group would know, I always remember her having this awesome Winnie the Pooh collection in her office. Speaking of, have you ever seen the Russian version?

Is Soviet Piglet a capitalist pig? Because those pants are max drip. Rabbit being kinda a loser nerd is also a plus, screw him. While I'm on it, how the hell did a kangaroo get in the mix? Did Christopher Robin's dad have an illegal kangaroo he'd take around to box hill folk at county fairs? What the fuck am I even on about? Well you see...

Nah, just screwing around. Kuma is so good here though. Selflessness, spelling it out directly with Saturn, it's all the stuff we've been on about all Egghead. I love the example of saving 500 and still kicking himself for not being able to do more. But as much as Kuma puts those themes on display...Ginny.

I've seen plenty of people independently talking about how Rocks had a very similar vibe to the Straw Hats if they started fracturing and Ginny's straight up playing the type of role I've made the argument is an opening. Yes, Nami's a thief. The rest of it. Wiretapping, masking your movements with decoys, strategic leaks, playing your enemies against each other. Whoever it may be, I do feel like that Quartermaster role is the last one that would really make sense. Where she truly shines, and where this gets weird,

But there's another element too. Telling the story of who slipped away amidst the chaos of a big, historical happening cloaked in mystery. How Ginny didn't need a huge, defining moment to quietly choose to stay with Kuma instead of big bro Iva. I'm really curious where the rest of this goes. I'm sure it's going to be absolutely depressing after ending on such a happy note.

#one piece #chapter 1096 #kuma #ginny #post wano musings

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fufaitazu · 2 months ago

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my movie list for this october is not all horror and not all movies. tried to watch a lot of new stuff while also returning to old favorites and stuff id been meaning to see. in order i wartched (first time watches are italicized)

over the garden wall

await further instructions

late night with the devil

scary godmother: halloween spooktacular

winnie the pooh: blood and honey

v/h/s

scary godmother: revenge of jimmy

v/h/s 94

m3gan

the menu

longlegs

the haunting hour: don't think about it

the babadook

jason x

chronicle

the black phone

the stuff

beetlejuice

v/h/s/2

american psycho

friday the 13th

hell house llc

beetlejuice beetlejuice

halloween III: season of the witch

the nightmare before christmas

the blair witch project

ring (1998)

hellraiser

candyman

bride of chucky

scream

much like last year some fuller thoughts on many of the films i watched under the cut

aight so the new film i watched that i liked the most was beyond a shadow of doubt late night with the devil. i watched it three times this october. i saw it and then tied everyone i knew to a chair and made them watch it with me too. fucking insane movie. i really really really really liked it and you should go watch it.

there were two films that made me actively mad while i was watching them and they were winnie the pooh blood and honey and beetlejuice beetlejuice. i thought blood and honey would at least be funny and to be fair in some places it was kinda funny but it was mostly just frustrating and boring. every single moment of action or tension is dragged on to pad the runtime to the point that the suspense gets beaten to death with a brick. there's also only pooh and piglet in the winnie the pooh horror movie which was a tad disappointing. further more there was so much gratuitous t&a in that movie i felt like i was watching something from 20 years ago. i get gratuity is still a thing in low budget horror but jesus christ dude

beetlejuice beetlejuice would have made me less mad if it was completely terrible all the way through but no a fair bit of the comedy still landed, the set and costume design were still spectacular, the score was good. but i hated sooooo much of the writing. i hated seeing jenna ortega on screen because every second she's on camera all you can smell is wb executives cumming themselves over casting "wednesday the tv series" as lydia's daughter for that sweet sweet "nostalgia + young actress relevant with The Youth". i thought making lydia into a sensationalist paranormal tv personality was stupid, i thought handwaving the maitlands out of the movie entirely was stupid, i thought giving beetlejuice a concrete backstory was stupid, there's a lot i could complain about but it should frankly be its own post.

m3gan was surprisingly really fun, the menu was UNsurprisingly really fun, chronicle was a movie i'd wanted to watch since i was a kid and i have kinda mixed feelings on it but overall i thought it was pretty neat if a bit hamfisted at times.

i didnt intend to watch 3 vhs movies im not crazy about the series but im nostalgic for the first 2 i guess. they were also anthologies so if i was running out of time in the day to watch my movie i could pop one on finish a segment then do the rest in the morning. i forgot the first segment of vhs2 entirely wow it sucks. novel concept but it sucks

the black phone was just aight to be it was a neat concept and it was well shot but i dont think it was an all timer like ive seen so many people insist. like i enjoyed it dgmw i think it was a good movie.

the haunting hour dont think about it is a movie i loved as a kid but watching it as an adult it is exactly what i wanted pooh blood and honey to be: astonishingly and HILARIOUSLY bad. i was high and laughing the entire way through the movie. i loved teen emily osment in her goth girl outfit crying and staring at the ceiling while listening to like royalty free emo music on her ipod. i loved the monster puppet looking cool and yucky but having a really limited range of motion so when it "devours itself" at the end of the movie one head just kinda clumsily bites the other until it flashes and explodes into yellow goo. so much amazing line delivery. and it smash cutting at the end to a completely unrelated song by emily osment that is also called "dont think about it" (which as a kid i feel like i remember airing on the disney channel entirely divorced from the movie). really fucking funny

all my rewatches were still good. i watched scream with chelsea and she liked it so scream is still the king baby ill watch it a million times.

ok i think thats all happy to answer any more questions if you read all this. bai

#lameyposting

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princetristandaily · 2 years ago

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Meliodas and Elizabeth in unison: Did you brush your teeth kiddo/sweetheart?

Tristan: Ummmm I don’t remember…

Meliodas: Well go brush them again then bud.

Tristan groaning: Awww papa do I have too??

Meliodas: Only if you want your teeth to rot I guess…

Tristan: Ok Mama can just heal them!

Elizabeth: My magic doesn’t work on teeth piglet, only the tooth fairy can fix your teeth, but if she does that then she doesn’t give you anymore money for your favorite treats

Tristan: Well I don’t like the tooth fairy, she sounds like a grouch!

Meliodas mumbling: Yea well she’s not gunna be the only grouch if you don’t hurry up and brush your teeth kid…

Tristan: Why hasn’t papa brushed his teeth yet! His breath smells awful! Like booze again!

Elizabeth turning to Meliodas and lifting her left eyebrow: Yes why hasn’t papa brushed his teeth hmmm?

Meliodas: Because I make enough money to pay the tooth fairy to pay Tristan for brushing their teeth!

Tristan: Well I’m not gunna brush if papa doesn’t brush!

Meliodas shrugging: Fair is fair I guess. Lets go piglet come on!

Meliodas throws a giggling Tristan over his shoulder and marches his way to the bathroom

#4kota #7ds #meliodas #mokushiroku no yonkishi #sds #tristan #nnt #lol #cute #love #elizabeth #funny #teeth #brush yo teeth #brush teeth #tooth fairy #tooth

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fourseasonsfigs · 2 years ago

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Hug a Pig

I remember when I saw this fig for the first time, and I thought, How did someone dream this up??? Now this was a while ago, way before I realized that that was entirely the wrong question to be asking. The right question is, I wonder when this happened?

The answer, my friends, is Zhang Zhehan's (solo) appearance on Happy Camp that aired on June 12, 2021.

His beautiful smile (while holding this piglet) is the inspiration for this fig!

Here's a better view of Zhehan's outfit.

And another so you can see his crocheted pouch. I was about to say this casual look is not my favorite of Zhehan's - I would have preferred just a t-shirt, frankly - but then again he IS holding a pig in this! So maybe he's downright dapper.

Yes, he went right on a fig stand. Those little tiny feet were not able to hold both the weight of that big ol' head. The only way it would have been able to do so if it was actually a full grown pig and not a piglet!

This is also a great view of the pig. I know in the clip you can't see the pig's eyes, and I do appreciate the verisimilitude, I do.

But to no one's surprise, I have a weakness for cute big-eyed chibi-style animals. I'm just saying, it'd be super cute if this was a big-eyed roly-poly little pig that was either smiling all big like Zhehan, or say, looked really surprised.

BUT accuracy is accuracy, so here we are.

The little crochet handbag Zhehan is wearing in the episode is a nice burst of bright blue against the general tan effect of his clothes, and of course matches his crochet blue flower pin.

Zhehan's hair was styled pretty spiky in this Happy Camp episode, so you can see the definition that the fig maker put in it.

It's all all tan outfit here. The strap of the crochet bag is a decently bright orange (but not like neon or anything) in the pictures, whereas in the fig it's a little more muted of a color. It's less of a contrast and more in line with the overall color palette of the clothes.

The modeling is good on the arms - nothing looks disproportional or too long.

A streamlined but still very standard Zhehan silhouette.

I'm so glad the fig maker picked this moment - his big beautiful smile in the show is just so radiant!

The hair is spot on, if you scroll back. The fig maker also got the nice detail of the uh, squiggly? embroidery on his pocket. And of course the blue crochet flower pin. Very cute.

A bottoms-up view / closeup so you can see the details of the shoes, pig, and shirt (mostly). Look at those rosy cheeks!

I'm still impressed by how accurate the fig maker got the hair. She does good work!

It's always fun to have the box art be a peek into what figs are coming up! You've already seen Neufmode Han here, so that only leaves that Baozhushajun there in the middle.

Guess what fig you'll see tomorrow 😉

Material: PVC

Fig Count: 377

Scene Count: 26

Rating: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 5 / 5 pigs agree this is the best fig ever!

[link back to Master Fig Index for more posts]

#zhang zhehan #happy camp #junzhe #word of honor cast #figthusiast

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besthorrorenthusiast101 · 2 years ago

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Note: I've tried twice to post this and it would not work :( and i couldn't save it as a draft either so I've had to rewrite it twice, so forgive me if it seems rushed or like I forgot certain parts because it was probably included in my earlier copies. Thank you and enjoy!!

Movie: Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey

Release date: 2/15/2023

Budget: $100,000

Rotten tomatoes: 3%

My rating: 2/10

Spoiler-Free Commentary:

This movie tells the story of pooh and his friends after Christopher Robin left them in the 100 acre woods.

I believe they made the characters look strange which made them look more like monsters and took away from what the movie could have been.

The producers had to make changes to the characters looks to avoid copyright laws.

This movie does not follow a straight timeline which made it very confusing and really just all over the place.

Spoiler Commentary:

This movie opens with a storybook-like telling of what happened to pooh and his friends after Christopher Robin left

We are told that they could not hunt for themselves so they were forced to eat eeyore.

This letter them traumatized and they vowed to get back at humans.

In the first 15 minutes of the movie we see Christopher Robin coming back to the woods with his girlfriend and being shocked to find that the animals that were once his friends are now turned against him

Pooh and piglet kill his girlfriend and take him captive

We then move to seeing our main character, Maria, getting told by her therapist that she needs to get away to forget about this man she keeps mentioning

Maria and a few of her friends take a trip up to a cabin, with no phones (guess how that works out)

Maria tells the group about the man and we find out that he had been stalking her for a while and the cops couldn't do anything about it

We see all of Maria's friends getting picked off one by one with some pretty creative deaths, however these deaths didn't look well done so that took away from the possibility of it helping the rating of this movie

We get scenes where Christopher robin is being tortured by pooh and whipped with eeyores tail

All of this happens really fast, it seems like the second they got there they started getting attacked and all of the "character growth" and "depth" was forced into a 5 minute span

At the end piglet is killed and pooh is upset so he goes to finish off Maria and one of her friends because they are the only ones left

Maria's friend tries to run pooh over and it does not work, he decapitates her.

Christopher robin shows back up and tries to trap pooh between the two cars and that doesn't work either.

The movie ends with pooh breaking his vow of silence and saying "you left"

Overall this movie seemed very rushed, as if they got bored midway through and just tried to finish the movie without following through with what they originally planned for it.

I think the ending scene was the only thing they did right, this cliffhanger gives the movie more depth and I believe if they didn't have that the movie would have just been pointless and stupid

The kills in this movie were creative and they had the possibility of being very good if they were done better.

The lighting for this movie was also very dark, which is typical for a horror movie but it made it hard to see any details.

Overview:

Overall I cannot reccomend that you watch this movie because I think it is just a waste of time. I understand they had a smaller budget but I still just don't like it.

Later on this week I will be starting a series of in depth review of the Halloween series, this will include reviewing each movie, reviewing and explaining each timeline, and probably just dropping some facts about each movie (The Halloween series is my absolute favorite)

I will include some other movies between posts so its not too Halloween focused but I would really love to be able to share my knowledge about Halloween with people :)

Thank you for reading and I hope you join me for my next review :)

#horror #michael myers #winnie the pooh #film horor #horror movie recommendations #horror movie review #horor movies #new blog #friday #rahhhh

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itzelguadalupemaud · 10 months ago

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Get to Know Me! This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!

❤️ how tall are you? I'm about 160cm I think

🧡 what is your sexuality? Lesbian 😊

💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself? My eyes, the shape colour, eyelashes just my eyes in general

💚 where are you from? Spain and the Netherlands (I'm also German) I currently live in Spain but am moving back to the netherlands soon and I'm here for Koningsdag at the moment

🩵 do you have any pets? I have a cat and a duck and then a family dog and a family piglet

💙 do you have any siblings? Yes I have 3 older brothers, 2 older sisters and then 1 younger brothers and 2 little sisters. Yes I know 🙄

💜 describe yourself in five words or less! Quirky, gay, crazy, loving, funny.

🩷 dream job? Probably opening my own business which is a Cafe 😊

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog. Photography, drawing, playing instruments

🎂 when is your birthday? It is in march 13th

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) I don't know actually 😂 I'm a Pisces though

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings? Yes I do I have lost count but I have them all on my arms and ribcage and to compare it to football players my arms have about the same as misa or leila ouahabi

🚗 can you drive? Yes but I ride my bike everywhere

✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled? Netherlands from spain when I was a baby.

🎤 have you been to a concert? Yes a few

🎵 favorite artists? I have to many 😭

🎧 last song you listened too? I think it was reggaetón lento remix

📺 last show you watched? I'm not sure

📝 last thing you wrote? Not sure

🔐 something no one would guess about you? Probably that I'm a virgin. The things I say are 😭

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you? Brother committing suicide and walking in on him...

🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you? Meeting football players like Alexia puttelas

🍓 favorite food? Strawberries or pannenkoek 🤤

🍅 least favorite food? I really don't like marinated chicken wings.. very specific

🍊 favorite season? I love winter

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write? Too wide of a range to put it into a sentence

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be? More like if I could meet a player who would it be, probably misa Rodriguez 🥵

🫐 some place you’d love to visit? Italy

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you? Quirky

🍒 what is your earliest memory? Gosh I'm not sure, probably baking all these different dishes with my mama and they were all spanish and we were in the netherlands and everyone loved them.

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had? To not be clumsy 😭

💌 why did you start this blog? My love of women and football

✏️ when did you start writing fanfic? This year, im still getting into it but its hard with english being a 4th language 😅

🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer? Probably questions about my life or about my opinions on players

📚 how do you come up with the fics you write? My current obssesions

📌 what is the fic you’re know for? None yet

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most? Changes all the time but anyone from the spanish team

🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for? American womans team, i dont like american football much and dont know the players and i cant understand there accents

💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write? No

❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often? Misa Rodriguez and lynn wilms 🫠

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time? Not sure what that means

🪐 favorite shows / series of all time? i love friends with subtitles 👍

🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone? Friends

🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from? Oh im not sure

🌹 favorite kinks to write for? I haven't written any Smut yet well I've tried but I get side tracked, but when I did it was praise.

🥀 kinks you would never write for? Choking or daddy or mommy kink

🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged. Not sure

❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer? I love @ girl genius and @wiley russo and codi marin and repulsive liquidations and also katelynn writes (can't remember their tags) there's also this new writer who I like her name is @wosoluver

A couple of in depth questions!

🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change? Going back and Helping my brother through a tough time

⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? I've had quite a few actually one being my next step to opening my own cafe

Why is it so important to you? Ummm what so important?

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome? Grief

🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important? a bracelet with symbols of significance in my life

🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you? When I was grieving I was so numb that life passed by and I honestly couldn't tell you half the stuff that happened

Get to Know Me!

This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!

❤️ how tall are you?

🧡 what is your sexuality?

💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself?

💚 where are you from?

🩵 do you have any pets?

💙 do you have any siblings?

💜 describe yourself in five words or less!

🩷 dream job?

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog

🎂 when is your birthday?

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings

🚗 can you drive?

✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled

🎤 have you been to a concert

🎵 favorite artists

🎧 last song you listened too

📺 last show you watched

📝 last thing you wrote

🔐 something no one would guess about you

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you

🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you

🍓 favorite food

🍅 least favorite food

🍊 favorite season?

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be

🫐 some place you’d love to visit

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you

🍒 what is your earliest memory

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had

💌 why did you start this blog?

✏️ when did you start writing fanfic

🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer

📚 how do you come up with the fics you write

📌 what is the fic you’re know for

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most

🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for

💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write

❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time

🪐 favorite shows / series of all time

🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone

🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from

🌹 favorite kinks to write for

🥀 kinks you would never write for

🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged

❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer

A couple of in depth questions!

🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?

⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?

🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important

🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?

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Certainly, here are the titles and descriptions for the first 9 non-attempts montages involving Dee Dee mistakenly going to pig-related places for school, along with actions and dialogue transcripts:

Montage 1: "Dee Dee's Porky School Day"

Dee Dee confidently walks into a pigsty.

Dee Dee (thinking): "Ah, school. Time to learn and munch!"

The pigs give him bewildered looks.

Pigs (oinking): "What's a cockroach doing here?"

Montage 2: "Pigsty Pandemonium"

Dee Dee tries to open a pigpen gate, unaware it's not a school entrance.

Dee Dee (struggling): "Why won't this door budge?"

Pigs (oinking loudly): "Oink! Oink!"

Chaos ensues as pigs scatter.

Montage 3: "Bacon and Books Mix-Up"

Dee Dee sits at a trough filled with pig feed, thinking it's his desk.

Dee Dee (confused): "Hmm, these textbooks are crunchy."

Nearby pigs snort in amusement.

Pigs (snickering): "He's eating our lunch!"

Montage 4: "Hogging the Hallways"

Dee Dee roams through a pig farm's muddy pathways.

Dee Dee (muddy and annoyed): "Where's my locker?"

Pigs splash mud, giggling.

Pigs (oinking and laughing): "Mud buddies!"

Montage 5: "Dee Dee's Swine Shenanigans"

Dee Dee mistakenly joins a pig race.

Dee Dee (running with pigs): "I must be late for gym class!"

Pigs (cheering): "Go, Dee Dee, go!"

Montage 6: "Pig Pen Pranks"

Dee Dee tries to give a lecture to piglets in a pen.

Dee Dee (serious): "Today's lesson is…"

Piglets playfully jump on him.

Piglets (giggling): "Teacher's a bug!"

Montage 7: "Porker's Playground Perils"

Dee Dee joins piglets on a swing set, thinking it's a school playground.

Dee Dee (excited): "Swings! My favorite!"

Swing collapses under his weight.

Dee Dee (falling): "Whoa, too much excitement!"

Montage 8: "When Roaches Roam with Pigs"

Dee Dee finds himself in the midst of a pigsty party.

Dee Dee (dancing): "This school knows how to have fun!"

Pigs partying with him.

Pigs (oinking and dancing): "Join the piggy party!"

Montage 9: "Pigs vs. Roaches: The Comedy Clash"

Dee Dee and pigs engage in a hilarious misunderstanding-filled conversation.

Dee Dee (confused): "Why is everyone so pink?"

Pigs (oinking and snorting): "We're pigs! Oink!"

Dee Dee (realization): "Oops, wrong school!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts capture the comical moments as Dee Dee navigates pig-related places, thinking he's at school, leading to amusing interactions with the pigs.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the next 10 non-attempts montages involving Dee Dee mistakenly going to pig-related places for school:

Montage 10: "Pig Prankster Problems"

Dee Dee tries to write on a pigsty wall, thinking it's the chalkboard.

Dee Dee (scribbling): "Math equations, here we go!"

Pigs snort and smear his "equations."

Pigs (oinking and snickering): "That's not math!"

Montage 11: "Squeals in the Classroom"

Dee Dee enters a pig barn, expecting to find a classroom.

Dee Dee (perplexed): "This classroom looks oddly cozy…"

Piglets snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Dee Dee (smiling): "Well, I do love hugs!"

Montage 12: "Piggy Principal's Office"

Dee Dee accidentally walks into the pig farmer's office.

Dee Dee (apologetic): "I must be in trouble, Principal!"

Pig farmer (confused): "Who let a roach in here?"

Dee Dee (backing out): "Wrong office, my bad!"

Montage 13: "Lunchtime Lessons"

Dee Dee finds himself at a pig feeding time.

Dee Dee (hungry): "Finally, lunch break!"

Pigs devour their food, oblivious to Dee Dee.

Dee Dee (disappointed): "Guess it's not for me."

Montage 14: "Piglet Art Class"

Dee Dee enters a piglet art session, mistaking it for art class.

Dee Dee (admiring art): "Such talent in this school!"

Piglets paint Dee Dee, turning him colorful.

Dee Dee (chuckles): "I'm a masterpiece now!"

Montage 15: "Piggy P.E. Mishap"

Dee Dee joins piglets in a piggy gymnastics session.

Dee Dee (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I come!"

Dee Dee crashes into a pile of piglets.

Piglets (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 16: "Pig Orchestra Performance"

Dee Dee stumbles into a pig orchestra performance.

Dee Dee (conducting): "Time for some music class!"

Pigs make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Dee Dee (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 17: "Piggy Science Experiment"

Dee Dee wanders into a pig's science experiment.

Dee Dee (curious): "What are we experimenting on today?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Dee Dee (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 18: "Farmyard Field Trip"

Dee Dee mistakenly leads piglets on a field trip to nowhere.

Dee Dee (enthusiastic): "Our field trip destination is… um…"

Piglets wander around aimlessly.

Dee Dee (whispers to piglet): "Let's just enjoy the view!"

Montage 19: "Pigsty Prankster's Finale"

Dee Dee unknowingly participates in a pigsty prank war.

Dee Dee (innocently): "I wonder what today's lesson is?"

Pigs fling mud and hay at each other, Dee Dee caught in the crossfire.

Dee Dee (covered in mud): "Lesson learned: Stay away from pranks!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts continue to showcase Dee Dee's humorous misadventures in pig-related places, bringing laughter to the viewers.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the final 11 non-attempts montages involving Dee Dee mistakenly going to pig-related places for school:

Montage 20: "Dee Dee's Pigsty Playtime"

Dee Dee finds himself in a pigsty filled with piglets playing.

Dee Dee (enthusiastic): "Recess time! Let's join in!"

Piglets roll around in the mud, Dee Dee follows.

Dee Dee (laughing): "Muddy fun!"

Montage 21: "Piggy Puzzle Party"

Dee Dee sits down to solve a giant pig-themed jigsaw puzzle.

Dee Dee (focused): "This must be a tricky math problem."

Pigs laugh as pieces go everywhere.

Dee Dee (frustrated): "I'm not good at this math!"

Montage 22: "Piglet Performance Art"

Dee Dee mistakenly takes part in a piglet dance performance.

Dee Dee (dancing along): "Dance class! Count me in!"

Piglets twirl around him, Dee Dee joins the dance.

Dee Dee (having fun): "I've got moves!"

Montage 23: "Piggy Picnic Panic"

Dee Dee joins a piglet picnic, thinking it's a school lunch.

Dee Dee (munching): "Ah, cafeteria food!"

Pigs nudge him out of their picnic.

Dee Dee (disappointed): "I guess it's not for me."

Montage 24: "Piglet Choir Chaos"

Dee Dee winds up in the middle of a piglet choir rehearsal.

Dee Dee (singing along): "Time for choir practice!"

Piglets make ear-piercing squeals.

Dee Dee (holding ears): "Oops, wrong note!"

Montage 25: "Piglet Soccer Match"

Dee Dee joins a piglet soccer game, mistaking it for gym class.

Dee Dee (kicking the ball): "Goal!"

Piglets struggle to score on him.

Dee Dee (proud): "I'm the goalie!"

Montage 26: "Piglet Science Fair"

Dee Dee observes piglets' science experiments, believing it's a class.

Dee Dee (nodding): "Fascinating science class!"

Pigs accidentally set things on fire.

Dee Dee (panicking): "Too hot for me!"

Montage 27: "Piggy Farmyard Frolic"

Dee Dee joins piglets in their playful antics in the farmyard.

Dee Dee (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Pigs chase him around the farm.

Dee Dee (chuckles): "Roach tag!"

Montage 28: "Piggy Playground Adventures"

Dee Dee explores a piglet playground, thinking it's recess.

Dee Dee (playing on a slide): "Whee! Recess rocks!"

Piglets join him on the slide.

Dee Dee (grinning): "Friends everywhere!"

Montage 29: "Piglet Art Show"

Dee Dee ends up in a gallery showcasing piglet art.

Dee Dee (examining art): "Art class masterpieces!"

Piglets proudly show their artwork.

Dee Dee (appreciative): "Very impressive, young artists!"

Montage 30: "Dee Dee's Piggy Apology"

Dee Dee finally realizes he's in a pigsty, not school.

Dee Dee (embarrassed): "Oops, wrong place!"

Pigs laugh and escort him to the exit.

Pigs (oinking and waving): "Come back anytime!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts conclude Dee Dee's comical adventures in pig-related places, highlighting his innocent and humorous interactions with the piglets.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the first 9 non-attempts montages involving Marky mistakenly going to fox-related places for school:

Montage 1: "Marky's Fox Den Dilemma"

Marky confidently strolls into a fox den, thinking it's the school entrance.

Marky (grinning): "Back to school, huh?"

Foxes eye him suspiciously.

Foxes (snickering): "Who's the new kid?"

Montage 2: "Sly Schoolhouse Shuffle"

Marky enters a fox's den, expecting it to be a classroom.

Marky (looking around): "This classroom is cozy!"

Foxes snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Marky (content): "I don't mind a cozy class."

Montage 3: "Fox Principal's Office"

Marky accidentally walks into the fox leader's lair.

Marky (nervous): "Principal's office… oh boy."

Fox leader (confused): "What's a roach doing here?"

Marky (backing out): "Must've taken a wrong turn!"

Montage 4: "Fox Lunchtime Lesson"

Marky finds himself in the middle of a foxes' feeding time.

Marky (curious): "Lunch break already?"

Foxes devour their food, ignoring him.

Marky (disappointed): "Guess I'm not on the menu."

Montage 5: "Marky's Foxy Art Class"

Marky mistakenly joins a fox art session, thinking it's his class.

Marky (appreciative): "Art class! My favorite!"

Foxes hand him a brush, and he starts painting.

Marky (laughs): "I've got talent!"

Montage 6: "Fox Gymnastics Gone Wrong"

Marky joins foxes in a gymnastics session, believing it's gym class.

Marky (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Marky crashes into a stack of foxes.

Foxes (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 7: "Fox Orchestra Discord"

Marky ends up in the midst of a fox orchestra performance.

Marky (conducting): "Music class, here I am!"

Foxes make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Marky (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 8: "Marky's Fox Science Experiment"

Marky wanders into a fox's science experiment.

Marky (curious): "What's today's science lesson?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Marky (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 9: "Marky's Foxy Field Trip"

Marky mistakenly leads foxes on a field trip to nowhere.

Marky (enthusiastic): "Our field trip destination is… um…"

Foxes wander around aimlessly.

Marky (whispers to a fox): "Let's just enjoy the view!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts capture the comical moments as Marky navigates fox-related places, thinking he's at school, leading to amusing interactions with the foxes.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the next 10 non-attempts montages involving Marky mistakenly going to fox-related places for school:

Montage 10: "Marky's Sly Puzzle Party"

Marky tries to solve a giant fox-themed jigsaw puzzle, thinking it's a school activity.

Marky (focused): "This must be a tricky math problem."

Foxes laugh as pieces go everywhere.

Marky (frustrated): "I'm not good at this math!"

Montage 11: "Fox Art Gallery Intrusion"

Marky ends up in a gallery showcasing fox art, believing it's his art class.

Marky (examining art): "Art class masterpieces!"

Foxes proudly show their artwork.

Marky (appreciative): "Very impressive, young artists!"

Montage 12: "Fox Gym Class Mix-Up"

Marky mistakenly joins a fox gym class, thinking it's his P.E. session.

Marky (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Marky crashes into a pile of foxes.

Foxes (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 13: "Marky's Foxy Science Fair"

Marky observes foxes' science experiments, believing it's a class.

Marky (nodding): "Fascinating science class!"

Foxes accidentally set things on fire.

Marky (panicking): "Too hot for me!"

Montage 14: "Fox Farmyard Frolic"

Marky joins foxes in their playful antics in the farmyard.

Marky (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Foxes chase him around the farm.

Marky (chuckles): "Fox tag!"

Montage 15: "Marky's Fox Playground Adventures"

Marky explores a fox playground, thinking it's recess.

Marky (playing on a slide): "Whee! Recess rocks!"

Foxes join him on the slide.

Marky (grinning): "Friends everywhere!"

Montage 16: "Fox Art Extravaganza"

Marky inadvertently becomes a part of a fox art show.

Marky (excited): "My art class is exhibiting!"

Foxes admire his presence as part of the art.

Marky (posing): "I'm the masterpiece!"

Montage 17: "Marky's Foxy School of Dance"

Marky participates in a fox dance class, thinking it's a normal school class.

Marky (dancing along): "Dance class! Count me in!"

Foxes twirl around him, Marky joins the dance.

Marky (having fun): "I've got moves!"

Montage 18: "Fox Soccer Showdown"

Marky unexpectedly finds himself in a fox soccer game, mistaking it for gym class.

Marky (kicking the ball): "Goal!"

Marky deflects multiple shots as the goalie.

Marky (proud): "I'm the goalie!"

Montage 19: "Marky's Foxfield Artistry"

Marky mistakenly leads foxes in creating a field art display.

Marky (enthusiastic): "Let's make some art!"

Foxes help him create an intricate pattern.

Marky (admiring the result): "Artistic teamwork!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts continue to highlight Marky's humorous misadventures in fox-related places, showcasing his innocent and amusing interactions with the foxes.

Of course, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the final 11 non-attempts montages involving Marky mistakenly going to fox-related places for school:

Montage 20: "Fox Den Funhouse"

Marky unexpectedly enters a fox den, believing it's the school building.

Marky (grinning): "School is such an adventure!"

Foxes eye him curiously.

Foxes (whispering): "Who's this strange roach?"

Montage 21: "Marky's Foxhole Hangout"

Marky unintentionally finds himself in a fox's den.

Marky (looking around): "This classroom is cozy!"

Foxes snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Marky (content): "I don't mind a cozy class."

Montage 22: "Fox Principal's Paw-print"

Marky accidentally enters the fox leader's lair.

Marky (nervous): "Principal's office… oh boy."

Fox leader (confused): "Why is a roach here?"

Marky (backing out): "Must've taken a wrong turn!"

Montage 23: "Fox's Lunchtime Lesson"

Marky finds himself amidst a foxes' feeding time.

Marky (curious): "Lunch break already?"

Foxes devour their food, ignoring him.

Marky (disappointed): "Guess I'm not on the menu."

Montage 24: "Marky's Fox Art Extravaganza"

Marky mistakenly becomes part of a fox art show.

Marky (excited): "My art class is exhibiting!"

Foxes admire his presence as part of the art.

Marky (posing): "I'm the masterpiece!"

Montage 25: "Foxes' Gymnastics Galore"

Marky joins foxes in a gymnastics session, thinking it's gym class.

Marky (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Marky crashes into a stack of foxes.

Foxes (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 26: "Fox Orchestra Discord"

Marky ends up in the middle of a fox orchestra performance.

Marky (conducting): "Music class, here I am!"

Foxes make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Marky (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 27: "Marky's Fox Science Experiment"

Marky stumbles into a fox's science experiment.

Marky (curious): "What's today's science lesson?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Marky (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 28: "Fox Farmyard Frolic"

Marky joins foxes in their playful antics in the farmyard.

Marky (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Foxes chase him around the farm.

Marky (chuckles): "Fox tag!"

Montage 29: "Marky's Fox Playground Adventures"

Marky explores a fox playground, thinking it's recess.

Marky (playing on a slide): "Whee! Recess rocks!"

Foxes join him on the slide.

Marky (grinning): "Friends everywhere!"

Montage 30: "Foxfield Artistry Finale"

Marky mistakenly leads foxes in creating a field art display.

Marky (enthusiastic): "Let's make some art!"

Foxes help him create an intricate pattern.

Marky (admiring the result): "Artistic teamwork!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts conclude Marky's humorous adventures in fox-related places, highlighting his innocent and amusing interactions with the foxes.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the first 9 non-attempts montages involving Joey mistakenly going to wolf-related places for school:

Montage 1: "Joey's Wolf Den Dilemma"

Joey confidently enters a wolf den, believing it's the school entrance.

Joey (grinning): "Time for another day at school!"

Wolves eye him curiously.

Wolves (whispering): "Who's this strange roach?"

Montage 2: "Wolf Schoolhouse Shuffle"

Joey inadvertently finds himself in a wolf den, expecting it to be a classroom.

Joey (looking around): "This classroom is cozy!"

Wolves snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Joey (content): "I don't mind a cozy class."

Montage 3: "Wolf Principal's Paw-print"

Joey accidentally walks into the wolf leader's den.

Joey (nervous): "Principal's office… oh boy."

Wolf leader (confused): "What's a roach doing here?"

Joey (backing out): "Must've taken a wrong turn!"

Montage 4: "Wolf Lunchtime Lesson"

Joey finds himself amidst a pack of wolves during their feeding time.

Joey (curious): "Lunch break already?"

Wolves devour their food, ignoring him.

Joey (disappointed): "Guess I'm not on the menu."

Montage 5: "Joey's Wolf Art Extravaganza"

Joey mistakenly becomes part of a wolf art show.

Joey (excited): "My art class is exhibiting!"

Wolves admire his presence as part of the art.

Joey (posing): "I'm the masterpiece!"

Montage 6: "Wolf Gymnastics Galore"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in a gymnastics session, thinking it's gym class.

Joey (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Joey crashes into a pile of wolves.

Wolves (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 7: "Wolf Orchestra Discord"

Joey ends up in the middle of a wolf orchestra performance.

Joey (conducting): "Music class, here I am!"

Wolves make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Joey (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 8: "Joey's Wolf Science Experiment"

Joey stumbles into a wolf's science experiment.

Joey (curious): "What's today's science lesson?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Joey (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 9: "Wolf Packyard Frolic"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in their playful antics in the yard.

Joey (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Wolves chase him around the yard.

Joey (chuckles): "Wolf tag!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts capture the humorous moments as Joey navigates wolf-related places, thinking he's at school, leading to amusing interactions with the wolves.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the next 10 non-attempts montages involving Joey mistakenly going to wolf-related places for school:

Montage 10: "Joey's Wolf Den Mix-Up"

Joey unintentionally enters a wolf den, thinking it's a school building.

Joey (grinning): "School is such an adventure!"

Wolves eye him curiously.

Wolves (whispering): "Who's this strange roach?"

Montage 11: "Joey's Cozy Wolf Classroom"

Joey finds himself in a wolf den, expecting it to be a classroom.

Joey (looking around): "This classroom is cozy!"

Wolves snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Joey (content): "I don't mind a cozy class."

Montage 12: "Wolf Principal's Paw-print"

Joey accidentally walks into the wolf leader's den.

Joey (nervous): "Principal's office… oh boy."

Wolf leader (confused): "What's a roach doing here?"

Joey (backing out): "Must've taken a wrong turn!"

Montage 13: "Joey's Wolf Lunchtime Lesson"

Joey finds himself amidst a pack of wolves during their feeding time.

Joey (curious): "Lunch break already?"

Wolves devour their food, ignoring him.

Joey (disappointed): "Guess I'm not on the menu."

Montage 14: "Joey's Wolf Art Extravaganza"

Joey mistakenly becomes part of a wolf art show.

Joey (excited): "My art class is exhibiting!"

Wolves admire his presence as part of the art.

Joey (posing): "I'm the masterpiece!"

Montage 15: "Wolf Gymnastics Galore"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in a gymnastics session, thinking it's gym class.

Joey (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Joey crashes into a pile of wolves.

Wolves (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 16: "Wolf Orchestra Discord"

Joey ends up in the middle of a wolf orchestra performance.

Joey (conducting): "Music class, here I am!"

Wolves make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Joey (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 17: "Joey's Wolf Science Experiment"

Joey stumbles into a wolf's science experiment.

Joey (curious): "What's today's science lesson?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Joey (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 18: "Wolf Packyard Frolic"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in their playful antics in the yard.

Joey (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Wolves chase him around the yard.

Joey (chuckles): "Wolf tag!"

Montage 19: "Joey's Wolf Playground Adventures"

Joey explores a wolf playground, thinking it's recess.

Joey (playing on a slide): "Whee! Recess rocks!"

Wolves join him on the slide.

Joey (grinning): "Friends everywhere!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts continue to capture the humorous moments as Joey navigates wolf-related places, believing he's at school, leading to amusing interactions with the wolves.

Certainly, here are the titles, descriptions, and dialogue transcripts for the final 11 non-attempts montages involving Joey mistakenly going to wolf-related places for school:

Montage 20: "Joey's Wolf Den Funhouse"

Joey unexpectedly enters a wolf den, believing it's the school building.

Joey (grinning): "Time for another day at school!"

Wolves eye him curiously.

Wolves (whispering): "Who's this strange roach?"

Montage 21: "Joey's Cozy Wolf Classroom"

Joey inadvertently finds himself in a wolf den, expecting it to be a classroom.

Joey (looking around): "This classroom is cozy!"

Wolves snuggle up to him, making it even cozier.

Joey (content): "I don't mind a cozy class."

Montage 22: "Wolf Principal's Paw-print"

Joey accidentally walks into the wolf leader's den.

Joey (nervous): "Principal's office… oh boy."

Wolf leader (confused): "What's a roach doing here?"

Joey (backing out): "Must've taken a wrong turn!"

Montage 23: "Joey's Wolf Lunchtime Lesson"

Joey finds himself amidst a pack of wolves during their feeding time.

Joey (curious): "Lunch break already?"

Wolves devour their food, ignoring him.

Joey (disappointed): "Guess I'm not on the menu."

Montage 24: "Joey's Wolf Art Extravaganza"

Joey mistakenly becomes part of a wolf art show.

Joey (excited): "My art class is exhibiting!"

Wolves admire his presence as part of the art.

Joey (posing): "I'm the masterpiece!"

Montage 25: "Wolf Gymnastics Galore"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in a gymnastics session, thinking it's gym class.

Joey (trying to imitate): "Cartwheels, here I go!"

Joey crashes into a pile of wolves.

Wolves (giggling): "Roaches can't do cartwheels!"

Montage 26: "Wolf Orchestra Discord"

Joey ends up in the middle of a wolf orchestra performance.

Joey (conducting): "Music class, here I am!"

Wolves make dissonant, cacophonous sounds.

Joey (covering ears): "Maybe not this kind of music…"

Montage 27: "Joey's Wolf Science Experiment"

Joey stumbles into a wolf's science experiment.

Joey (curious): "What's today's science lesson?"

Explosions and chaos erupt around him.

Joey (panicking): "I didn't sign up for this!"

Montage 28: "Wolf Packyard Frolic"

Joey joins a pack of wolves in their playful antics in the yard.

Joey (laughing): "This is the best school ever!"

Wolves chase him around the yard.

Joey (chuckles): "Wolf tag!"

Montage 29: "Joey's Wolf Playground Adventures"

Joey explores a wolf playground, thinking it's recess.

Joey (playing on a slide): "Whee! Recess rocks!"

Wolves join him on the slide.

Joey (grinning): "Friends everywhere!"

Montage 30: "Wolffield Artistry Finale"

Joey mistakenly leads wolves in creating a field art display.

Joey (enthusiastic): "Let's make some art!"

Wolves help him create an intricate pattern.

Joey (admiring the result): "Artistic teamwork!"

These montages and dialogue transcripts conclude Joey's humorous adventures in wolf-related places, highlighting his innocent and amusing interactions with the wolves.

#oggy and the cockroaches #Joey #Dee Dee #Marky

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The others checked in various places in the ranch. Malon collected the eggs and chose which dozen chickens were gonna be for dinner. “I’ll make Midna’s favorite. And maybe she’ll grant my wish for a few boys. Hope link got some cheese I’ve been having cravings for it.” She looked at her pregnant gut. Midna said there was 7 kids. 6 girls 1 boy. But having an extra three in her wouldn’t hinder her.

Midna turned into Mother Nature again but this time her wilder side Wild Goddess or Fauna as her name was. She helped deliver some piglets and made sure both mother and babies were healthy. She then picked a boar for dinner. “I hope malon makes that delicious berry sauce.” The nature goddess licked her lips.

Link tended to harvesting ready crops and loading them into wagons to sell. Keeping a few for food and cooking ingredients. He then went to collect milk from both cows and goats. He even picked out a few cheese wheels. “I hope Midna picked boar. The way Malon makes it with that berry sauce goes well with the cheese.” Of course thinking of those two made Link smile… and had to refocus or else his “sword” could start tearing his overalls.

It wouldn't be long until Midna arrived with a hefty looking boar, she managed to change into a more muscular form known as Bertha that happened to be an alternate of Berzerker. All that fat changed into pure bulging muscles. "Guess what I brought back!" She exclaimed in a voice so deep that it sounded masculine. "It's a big one too...think you can make something out of this one, Malon?~" She smirked.

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eldritch-spouse · 3 years ago

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Can i ask for even just a little crumb of things about monell? I am a total simp and i need to know more.

I will give you my first newborn if need be

[I don't want your newborn anon, but you will be notified in case I require future sacrificial lambs.]

It's actually "Morell", with an r, kind of like the "morel" mushrooms (I'm so original, yes). I'm very glad you asked about Morell because he's one of my sickest monsters, which also means I will have to warn you before diving into this.

TW: Consumption of humans; Knives and sharp utensils; If you make vore jokes I will clap you.

(Minors dni)

Morell, as you may already know, is working at The Clergy's Eye as the head chef and manager of Floor -1, where the restaurant is usually located (sometimes it's Floor 1, you never quite know since The Clergy is a living, shifting structure). Before he was recruited into the establishment, Morell was known for being an exquisite cook around densely monster-populated areas of the world. He had a personal mission to try and subsequently mimic every dish out there. Truly, there is no monster out there with half the culinary devotion of this mushroom miracle.

However, no one innocent ever ends up working for The Clergy, and Morell is no exception to this golden, unspoken rule. He may be an optimistic, loud sweetheart and worm his way into the hearts of many people, but the lad has some very peculiar tastes that can only ever be sated in the right place, surrounded by people of a similar nature. You see, Morell has cracked the code. Why the best type of meat out there is none other than the one found around the bones of humans! He's made enough meals to confirm that's objectively the case. Point here being, not everyone is very accepting of this discovery the monster made, and as such, not many places are willing to hire him now that his little dirty secret is out.

The Clergy however, sees endless potential in Morell's human delicacies. There's no shortage of creeps who agree with him, people who can safely indulge in their darkest wants inside the establishment. In all his professional life, Morell has never felt quite as appreciated anywhere else as he does in The Clergy's Eye- Where people can truly see the beauty of his work.

If you thought that was bad, then you'll surely hurl at the notion that, mayhaps, Morell gets a little too into the cooking process. Going as far as to get off on it alone. He just really enjoys his craft, you know? There's nothing quite like getting a plump, ripe human delivered to his kitchen, the fear in their eyes. Don't worry, he's nothing if not gentle, you won't feel a thing babycakes... Unfortunately, year after year of cooking humans for the pleasure of others has made the mushroom monster unable to properly behave himself around non-monsters. He'll casually quip about how juicy you look and maybe even grab you around the same way you'd inspect a piglet in a farm.

There's a way to survive being in his clutches, but if I told you that now it would kill the fun, wouldn't it? Try and guess, it's not very complicated.

Fun facts:

Morell's favorite cleaver is called "babygirl", he's quite attached to it;

Probably the most amicable member of The Clergy, always available and ready to work. Avoids drama;

Gets along very well with Gallon, in spite of the two having radically different personalities;

Pay him well enough and he'll cook a monster, no questions asked.

#Morell oc #pinnie's art #I am gently spoon-feeding you manwhores #yandere monster #monster boyfriend

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boston-babies · 2 years ago

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Misunderstandings Epilogue

A/n: so instead of having this be the second part of the tree lighting, I decided to make it the epilogue of the series because it just felt like it made more sense this way

Dani eventually found her brothers and their entire friend group and walked over to the picnic tables where they were sitting. She set Teddy down and he immediately toddled over to Ryan who scooped him right up with a thousand watt smile. She huffed “well Ryan is clearly Teddys favorite” Brayden laughed “you don’t remember but Ryan was your favorite when you were little too Dani” she crossed her arms “I have a hard time believing that”

She heard a quiet giggle and looked over to see that it came from the girl sitting next to Ryan “wait, are you Casey?” Ryan groaned “be nice Danica” she waved him off “shut up I’m always nice” Casey nodded “yeah I’m Casey, it’s nice to finally meet you” Dani nodded with a smile “likewise”. Thea chimed in from her spot next to Brayden “hey Dani what happened to you singing more songs? Weren’t you suppose to do like three?”

Dani glared at Ryan “yeah Thea I was suppose to until Ryan decided to call me a nepotism baby at the dress rehearsal this morning and how it wasn’t fair that I was getting three songs and everyone else was getting two. So Nona had to cut me down to two but I got pissed and felt a little spiteful so I cut it down to one”

Ryan was snickering and Casey gently slapped his arm “why would you do that to your baby sister? That’s so mean Ry” Dani’s eyes widened “oh I like her”. Colin spoke up “hey on another note, I thought you guys would like to know that Kyle and I saw your parents leaving the festival together”

Brandon’s eyes widened “really?” Colin nodded “sure did”. Emery shook Dani’s shoulder “hey maybe they’re working it out!” Tori nodded in agreement “sounds like a good sign to me plus I can’t ever see your parents breaking up” Brayden shrugged “well I guess we’ll find out tomorrow”.

Ryan looked down at Teddy who was already fast asleep “hopefully for Teddys sake, they work it out”

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The following morning, the kids arrived home at the same time. They all felt a bit apprehensive but tried to keep positive. They walked in and made their way to the kitchen where they saw their mom and dad smiling and laughing with each other while making breakfast. Dani walked further into the kitchen first “I don’t know why but I’m afraid to ask if everything’s alright?”

You looked up at her and smiled and walked over to give her a big hug “everything’s going to be alright dandelion” The boys slowly walked in after. Ryan sat at the island “so..what happened?” Chris smiled “we’re working on it Ry” Brayden handed Teddy to you “so you guys aren’t going to get a divorce?”

You shook your head “no sweetheart. Dad and I talked all last night after the festival and realized that we love each other to much to walk away so we’re going to work on it” Dani teared up and ran over to hug Chris “are you coming home?” He kissed the top of her head “I am piglet” she hugged him tighter. Brandon had the biggest smile on his face “I’m really glad you guys decided to work on it” You and Chris smiled at each other “so are we sweetie”

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lillian-nator · 4 years ago

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Ranch AU

Or, as we all call it, The Cowboy AU

Essentially, this was something that I created, and it’s gonna be purely fluffy, with a small bit of angst here and there. Any of the angst will be hurt/comfort. It’s meant to make us all feel better after those fucking harsh lore streams. I started it, based off of some shit in the Dad!Schlatt AU, and after that I honestly didn’t write most of it. It had really been a project in the discord, because we were all sad and shit, so if you have some fluff to offer, please do! I am happy to make almost anything canon - and we could always use more ideas. :)

I hope you enjoy some mindless farm boi fluff!

BASIC INFO:

It's SBI's Ranch (Phil is Dadza, Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur are his sons)

Phil, sells to the local stores, and manages the crops. He doesn't do too much labor anymore. He hired his boys for that.

Dream, SapNap, Purpled, Tubbo, Callahan, and Punz are all hired farm hands

George, Niki, Ranboo, and Fundy work at the shop where they sell their products; Niki makes all of the dairy products, Fundy and Ranboo stock, label prices, and keeps track of sales, and George works customer service with his Gogy magic.

Wilbur works with the sheep, the goats, and he trains the dogs (Collies - they herd sheep), he also works with the crops a lot

Schlatt isn't hired but he might as well be. He can be found wherever Wilbur is, and is probably drinking a beer he stole from Phil. He doesn't get paid, but he eats all of their food.

Tommy works with the cows, the pigs, the chickens, the horses (sometimes), his goose, and the dogs / cats that they own

Tubbo works with Tommy. Essentially. But he also works on the crops, and the bee farm that they have set up.

Techno works with the horses, and is currently training to be a veterinarian.

Dream works on horses with Techno - they race the horses competitively - but otherwise, is where ever he is needed (usually crops)

Purpled works with Tommy and Tubbo. He mostly works with Tubbo on crops and his bee farm.

Punz and SapNap haul things. As your resident Chads, they are in-charge of moving heavy things and doing manual labor.

Callahan is their repair man. He fixes tractors, and machines on a daily basis.

SOME HEADCANNONS:

HENRY, a saga:

that henry has a matching bandana to the one Tommy has so that everyone knows thats henry. Tommy doesn't like it when people touch henry so henry gets a bandana - Shark -

when Phil first started raising Tommy, he would've never guessed that he would turn out the way he did.

He was loud, and brash, and hit his brothers, and made fun of the neighbor's kids, but then Tubbo became Tommy's best friend, and then Phil introduced Tommy to the cows.

The cows are Tommy's everything.

When a Bred Heifer is due, he sits with them everyday past their due date - he sat with Betty for 5 days when she wouldn't birth a calf. He was so fucking worried.

When one of his cows are sick, he sleeps in the barn until they get better. His last days with Harvey fucked him up.

Tubbo, Tommy, Purpled, and Ranboo spend long nights at the farm, and Tommy always leans against Henry as he stares up at the stars.

Henry who his best girl (all cows are girls and Tommy doesn't give a shit about gendered names). Henry who wears a matching bandana. Henry who is fluffy, and warm, and Tommy's everything. -

Sometimes when Tommy had a bad day, whether it’s stress, or school, or just whatever, Tommy sleeps in the Henry’s stall with her. Phil has so many pictures of Tommy curled up with Henry. From when she was first born to now. - Eye

Tommy hates winter because that’s the one time of year Phil won’t let him sleep in the barn. Even with the layers and heat lamps it’s too unsafe. Tommy always gets up extra early in the winter. Both because he has to check and break ice in the water troughs but also because he misses his girl - Eye -

Henry's mother, Betty, was the first Cow Tommy had helped during birth. He sat with her for 5 days when she hadn't gone into labor past her due date. It took 9 hours for Henry to be born, and Tommy was there through the entire thing -

Well, almost the entire thing. He was at school for the first hour of labor, and was so pissed at Phil when Phil knew and didn't immediately come get Tommy from School.

It always felt like Tommy and Henry had a special bond because Tommy literally raised Henry from birth. -

They didn't think Henry was gonna make it when she was first born, but Tommy was fucking determined, and bottle fed that cow every single day and night. When she was slowly weened off milk, Tommy got unironically sad that he didn't have to bottle feed her anymore.

He still visited her every morning, and milked her mother at dawn, right after he got eggs from his hens. -

Henry waits for Tommy at the end of their long ass drive way when he gets home from school. She knows that when the bus pulls up that her boy is back and so she’s always there waiting lazily for pets and a nice walk together back to the house. Even when it’s cold and someone is waiting for the kids to get home in an ATV or something Tommy always walks back to the house with Henry - Eye

Thinking about how long these fucking country roads are. And how Tommy and Tubbo have the same bus stop even though Tubbo and Tommy's houses are a couple of miles away. Tommy has to walk a mile to get to the beginning of his driveway, and seeing his favorite girl there is like a reward at the end of a journey. Tommy probably keeps a bag of feed in his backpack, which is just a mixture of grain, hay and corn, and gives Henry a handful to thank her for waiting for him.

Clementine, The Goose:

Tommy has a goose, and names it Clementine.

He found her in the woods one day, when she was very young, and he decided he was going to keep Clementine.

Clementine is only ever nice to Schlatt and Tommy. No one knows why.

Clementine follows Tommy around. Very endearing.

Phil doesn’t question it at this point

NEW MILO, the sequel:

OG Milo is a kitten that Wilbur found on the side of the road, in the rain, and he took the kitten in, trying to save him. Wilbur immediately got attached.

Techno pulled an all nighter, half spent trying to save OG Milo and the other half comforting Wilbur. "You couldn't have helped, he was too starved and out in the rain for too long." Phil adds that if Techno can't save something, it can't be saved. - Ethan

Wilbur's next cat was named New Milo in honor - Ethan

Anyway, New Milo has three kittens. Blood God, Boots (given to Fundy), and Bumbles (given to Tubbo). They're called the Bees and they were born Christmas Eve - Ethan

BLOOD GOD, the pussy:

Blood God is Techno's cat. Its just a ferall little molly that loves techno too much. - M -

After Techno helped New Milo have her litter, he wasn't originally gonna keep any of the kittens, but he saw this tiny thing with the orange muzzle and just: stole her.

He is also nicknamed Blood God, for both his skill in hunting and healing

He originally named her Piglet because the orange spot looked like a pig snout [the main reason he chose her and not her stronger littermates] but called her Blood God teasingly when he first adopted her

Wilbur didn't realize he meant it as a nickname and told everyone her name was Blood God

Techno still calls her Piglet, but everyone else calls her Blood God because that's the name on her collar.

Most of their cats aren't collared, but Phil made her a custom collar because he was worried she'd get lost hunting with Techno and Dream - Ethan -

Blood God is such a batshit cat. She's a runt, really, oddly small compared to her siblings, and she's their best mouser

She's the cat that everyone leaves scraps for, but never tries to pet out of fear

Often she'll climb up people's legs and sit on their shoulders, and it's the only time you can pet her.

She is very, very affectionate with Techno and he loves her very much. He has her very well trained, and she comes with him and Dream when they go hunting sometimes alongside a terrier.

She's a little itty bitty calico molly and she has an orange patch right over her muzzle - Ethan

TOMMY'S HENS, the chicks:

He gets real defensive of his hens. They lay eggs for him. They deserve to be treated well. -

Tommy does in fact have an egg incubator; Sometimes it's just better. Tommy prefers letting his hens care for their own eggs, but he does still use the incubator - Ethan -

Some chickens enjoy being thrown so they can flap and shit. A few days after passing ownership of the hens to Tommy, Phil is going down to the crops and just sees Tommy chucking his hens and watching them rush back to be thrown again

he feels a hint of "what the hell" but he notes the gentleness tommy does it with and how the chickens seem to be enjoying it and he shrugs and keeps walking - Ethan -

Once Wilbur was helping Tommy with the chickens and he dropped an egg

Unfertilized, of course, but Tommy looked like you'd just punted a toddler

Three years later, Wilbur isn't allowed to touch the eggs anymore

Tommy's paranoid he'll hurt a live one

"Get out." "What - Tommy it was an accident, it was just one egg." "If you aren't gonna treat Phoebe's eggs with care; You can get the fuck out." "Tommy -" "Out." -

the quality chicken eggs depends usually on how the chicken feels. While under his care, the eggs the chickens produced were really good.

Under Tommy's care? Phil's eggs tasted like horseshit in comparison - Ethan -

They have their like, main barn and to the side of it is a little pond. The chicken coops are a little beside it, with the singular duck coop (he only has four ducks) closest. He calls the area the Business Bay

AGES:

Tommy - 16 Tubbo - 16 Purpled - 17 Ranboo - 17

Techno - 19 Wilbur - 21 Schlatt - 19 Phil - idk like 45 or some dad shit

Fundy - 18 Niki - 19

SapNap - 18 Dream - 19 George - 20 Punz - 19 Callahan - 20

RANDOM HC’S:

Tubbo, Niki, Ranboo, and Fundy are siblings. -

Whenever they eat meat they talk about who they're eating.

They tell stories about their day and such but they always start dinner, when its meat, saying "rip lmao" and telling stories about them

...they don’t do it when they eat beef

Everyone sitting down with their plates of ham Wilbur: so who was it? Phil: Fern Tommy, already eating: rest in peace fern Techno: he shat on my boots once -

Each of the boys get a few animals that aren't allowed to be butchered.

Wilbur has Friend, Enemy, and Skit the Bull. (Wilbur wanted to name a Bull "Shit", but Phil said no because Tommy was 11 and already swearing too much for his liking)

Techno has none of the livestock. He only cares about Blood God, and his horses.

Tommy has a pig [currently unnamed], his Hens (6 or 7 of them, that lay eggs), and his dairy cows -

Phil is ALWAYS chewing on straw. -

Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur all call Phil "Pops" or "Pop". They all used to call him "Papa" though. It's like a coming of age thing for the three of them, when they stop calling him "Papa" and start calling him "Pop".

Phil may or may not have cried when Tommy started calling him "Pop" at the age of 12.

ALTHOUGH, all 3 boys know that if you want anything, you call Phil "Papa". Phil can't resist it. -

Techno and Tommy with starry eyes: pops Phil: no Wilbur: Papa Phil, with slightly less confidence: n-no - Ethan -

Tommy holding a baby calf in his hands that he walls to bring inside for the night because hes in love with her: papa please!! Phil, practically in tears: fine. - M

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internalsealpanic · 4 years ago

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Love Through the Ages (Damian Wayne)

Summary: Love like baggage needs to be declared.

a/n: This is part one of a series that is a fic rec list disguised as a fic. For these fics, most of the characters will be speaking different languages, so unless specified otherwise assume that the characters are speaking in the first language I mention. They’re all vampires with centuries under their belt. Why wouldn’t I make them all polyglots. Also, thank you to the proof reading gang for putting up with my shenanigans. I will have links to the fics I recommend in the fic itself.

Warnings: Everyone is dramatic.

Masterlist

Series Masterlist.

You wait by the platform, tapping your feet to the rhythm of the Little Colonel Bojangles Dance. It's been so long since you've seen the movie but your feet can still remember the steps- much to Damian's annoyance. Your feet patter against the pavement, wet from the spring rain, in a soft rhythm that kept your excitement at bay.

You wave to the approaching cab. The passenger of the cab looks away from you, pressing his mouth into the heel of his hand as his eyes stare out into oblivion. Your mouth quirks at the petulant gesture. You haven't seen each other in two decades and he's still mad about... what was it again? You'll find out soon enough.

The cab stops in front of you.

You bow your head, resting your weight on your umbrella. You grin at his seated form postured perfectly with an ease of a man born with the world in his pocket. He's dressed in a black suit and a dark coat that looked far too thick for spring.

"Long time, no see, little prince." You say in a dialect of Spanish too old for the young cab driver to recognize.

Damian raises his brow, articulating his annoyance. It takes you a moment to realize that it was with the accent you'd chosen. It was inelegant and curt and it mangled the curve of the syllables far too easily. In short, it was your favorite dialect. Rolling your eyes, you try again. This time with a softer, smoother dialect much more modern but still old enough that you could talk freely without worrying about eavesdroppers.

Damian cracks a smile at you. It was wry but soft in the way Damian always was. Your own exasperated smile softens as you look at his eyes, their ever-changing lushness. It's been too long.

You open the door. Damian eases out of the cab handing the cabby what you quietly hope was the correct amount.

But considering the wide-eyed glee on the cabbies face, you can guess that twenty years has done nothing for Damian's spending habits. That was if the tailored suit wasn't a dead giveaway.

You look him over whistling," whose funeral are you going to after the museum?"

"Yours if we're on schedule." Damian deadpans looking at his watch.

You snort, sounding like a piglet in mud. Adoration flickers in Damian's eyes but you miss it as you throw your head back.

"Who has a schedule on vacation."

"People who don't like wasting time."

"That's what a vacation is for."

Damian makes an annoyed noise in the back of his throat and you shake your head. Damian wraps his arm around your shoulders. You happily press into his side, reveling in the intimacy of the action.

Damian had been telling you a story in rapid Arabic, the only words you understood were 'Jon' and 'moron', when you pause in front of a pair of paintings. The painting on the left was of Damian, his form drawn in harsh, messy angles. He's hunched over his sketchbook, candlelight glowing softly by his side makes his copper skin and forest green eyes breathtaking. The subject is out of view. The other was a portrait of you dozing off on a workshop table, your flaws lovingly rendered in gentle brush strokes. By contrast, your portrait was lit by the summer sun. Only Damian could make your features look this beautiful.

Vaguely, you remember this.

You remember it only for the countless times it had happened.

"They say that the one on the left is the painter sketching the portrait on the right and that the portrait on the right is of his lover." You say airily. Damian, not one to disappoint, gives you an unreadable look.

Your stomach turns. You drop the subject. Wordlessly, you two make your way to the exhibit.

"Love through the Ages?" Damian asks, crossing his arms.

"Shockingly love wasn't invented by Stephenie Meyer." You say. Damian wrinkles his nose at you and you cover your mouth to hide the scraggly smile spreading across your lips.

"I'm shocked your paintings didn't make it in."

He looks down at you huffing, "it's only speculation."

You're heart twinges at that. You press a frown to your hand.

"It'll be fun, Dami. I promise. Pleeeeeease."

Damian's stern look gives way to a weary half-smile as he capitulates to you.

"I promise it will only be half as nauseating as Dick's attempts to do family bonding."

"Tt, it would take a miracle to surpass that."

You grin. "Perish the thought."

"They say this stardust came from star-crossed lovers as they traveled through space. Oh and this one is a statue gifted by Persephone to Hades."

You drag Damian all over the exhibit. Pointing to specific exhibits with enthusiasm. He has to admit. It's infectious. Then again, Damian's never been able to resist anything about you. This amount of enthusiasm for something so frivolous would have been obnoxious on anyone else but because it's you, Damian's found himself utterly enamored by it.

"This one," You say, pointing to a series of paintings. They were all beautiful, painted in bold colors. The torrent of emotions radiating off of the canvas. "This one was made by an artist torn between three loves."

"Three? She must have been an exceptional artist."

"Probably was but her name was lost." You sigh.

"She’s got exceptional brushwork." Damian hums.

You squint at it. You would think after hundreds of years you would be able to discern that.

"And over there! Look at those postcards!" You say, pointing the three postcards pinned to a cloth in a glass case. One card showed the northern lights, another with a picture of a thick rainforest, another with a large cave, and another with the pantheon.

"They're not well preserved are they." Damian comments, scrutinizing the postcards and noting all the imperfections, the little cracks and tears, the water stains, and odd splotches of dirt.

You roll your eyes, curling your fingers around his arm. "That's cus Hermes supposedly brought them everywhere while he searched for his lost love."

"Quite the romantic. Do you know all the artifacts?"

"Yup."

"I see..." Damian drawls. "Then why are we here then?" Damian winces at how harsh and impatient he sounds.

"Cus Jon said I needed an excuse to get you here and viola. It worked. I knew you'd cross the sea for a rare exhibit."

I would cross the sea for you, no matter how many times, Damian thinks.

"What about this?" Damian points to a golden coin, shaking his thoughts away.

You lean back, side-eyeing him. "Care to guess?" His handsome features furrow as he thinks.

"I think it’s a coin used to pay Charon." He says finally.

You frown. "Good guess." A smug grin curls on his lips. You stick your tongue out at him.

"It’s an old Greek coin to pay the travel into the underworld."

"Why would they want to travel to the underworld?" It's Damian's turn to frown.

"Yanno for someone who's so smart. You're asking the dumbest questions."

"It's a reasonable question." He asserts, his tone oddly defensive.

"Most people can't bear to be apart from their beloved."

Damian hums noncommittally. He understands that. he understands that all too well.

"Like you and Jon." You say grinning.

Damian glares at you. No real anger behind it.

"You two bicker like an old married couple." You laugh.

"So do we." Damian says flatly, stepping closer to you and closing the gap between the two of you. He's looking at you so intensely that your skin sets itself on fire.

"I often think about burying you under the kitchen patio too." Damian sneers, with a sharp grin.

You snap out of your daze. Leaning in close and smiling, your hot breath fan against Damian's face. "Will you do it affectionately?"

The moment hangs still in the air. If you could capture it in amber, you would.

"Huh? This is new." You say, looking down at the glass case.

"How many times have you seen this exhibit?"

You preemptively shoot him an accusatory look. "What are you?"

"Concerned."

"Pfff!"

You lean down reading the plate. "Says here it's a letter from the late 1700s and early 1800s. An unsent letter to lost love."

"Sounds cliched." Damian says, leaning down next to you.

"You've said that about everything."

You feel Damian stiffen beside you. You glance at him. He looks mortified. Your eyes follow his and land on the letter. The calligraphy looks familiar but you can't think of where you've seen the scrawl.

Damian tugs at your shoulder.

"(Y/n), let's go."

You shrug him off.

"(Y/n), let’s go." He repeats with increased urgency.

You shove your palm to his face.

Damian wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you into his chest. You flail and kick out childishly.

“Damian Al Ghul Wayne, I will gnaw your arm off.” You hiss but he doesn’t let go. In a last ditch effort to break free of his hold, you wriggle out of your coat. Landing on your ass, you scramble for the glass case.

My beloved (Y/n),

Finding the words to tell you how I feel about you is not an easy feat. I feel as though Ibn Hazm himself would struggle to compose poems to express my feelings for you even then they would be inadequate.

Whilst we are surrounded by such death and misery, here in London, I want you to know that during these dark times, it is you that keeps me a light. It is you that leads me through the void and guides me.

I think I’ve always loved you from the very first moment I laid eyes on your beautiful lopsided smile. Yes. Your real smile. The one only a handful of people will ever see. I have been lucky enough to see it every day.

As time passed, I fell more and more in love with you. You have seen all of me. You have seen the monster within me and yet you still stand by my side. Never faulting in your stance.

I wish I had the strength to tell you this, face to face. I wish I could look into your eyes and whisper words of love my immortal beloved.

With Love,

Damian

You stare at the letter uncomprehending. Realization slides off of you like rain off a tin roof. You read it over and over again until each syllable is embedded in your mind. “Damian, what the actual fuck?!”

“I-”

“You dork!”

Damian clams up unable to think of a response. Ok, no. He had a number of responses but none of them were appropriate or witty. He searches your features but the only thing he can make out is shock.

“(Y/n), I was-”

You press your hand to the glass. “How come you never sent me this?”

“The French Revolution.”

“Which one?”

He crosses his arms raising a brow.

“Ok, nevermind. But still, it’s been 200 years.”

“A lot has happened in 200 years.”

“A lot has happened in 200 years.” You repeat mockingly.

Damian pinches your cheeks in retaliation.

“I was pinning for more than 200 hundred years!” You protest.

“So was I!” Damian says, releasing your cheek.

“Then why didn’t you say anything?”

“Why didn’t you?” Damian asks, accusing and curt. You flinch, something vile and caustic rising in your stomach. Damian sees it and grips your hand as you fall away from him. He just got you back. “(Y/n)....”

The fear and hurt melt off of your face. “I thought… I just thought you’d...” You ball your fists in frustration, not quite grasping the right words. But Damian already knows what you’re thinking. He’s seen that look in your face. He’s seen it every time you look at the mirror. It was infuriating to watch you like this. Why couldn’t you see just how perfect you are?

Damian pulls you into a hug, burying your face into his chest and resting his chin on top of your head.

“You are infuriating.” He mumbles into your hair.

“And you’re rude.” You mumble back.

“Yet here you are 400 years later.” He laughs softly.

You two stand in silence for a long moment. With Damian, silence itself was a language. It was one you’d grown fluent in. An unspoken conversation of confirmations and reassurances.

He releases you but holds your hand in his. It feels warm. You shiver and Damian smiles at you, smooshing your coat into your face. Both of you can’t help but laugh.

You step closer to the glass case, pulling him along. Damian follows without resistance, only lacing his fingers into yours. You both stare at the page. His proclamation of love carefully preserved for all to see. You take your phone out to take a picture. Damian shoots you a glare.

“You’re not sending that to Jon.”

“Tim then.”

“No.”

“Fine, for myself then.” You pause seeing the confusion on his face. “In case, you know...” You say waving your hand.

Damian tilts your chin up. “Beloved, I’m not going anywhere.”

Your chest flutters. After centuries of inaction, you can feel your heartbeat.

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