#guarding the veil?

[the-northern-continent]

Rook, popping pizza rolls out of a fully functioning microwave: thank the Maker! I arrived just in time to stop magic from flooding back into Thedas!

[gwinaesfer]

"The Veil Guard didn't actually care about Rook" the Veil Guard was so desperate to get Rook back from the prison they tried to make a ritual dagger of their own to rip the Veil apart and look for them

Rook wasn't their boss, Rook was their home

[skelebellie]

the “and now, i die.” line from rook during weisshaupt is one of the funniest lines in the game because it represent how much they are that guy (tm) that just showed up. they know how ridiculous it is that their trying to fight an elven vape cloud god and it’s neo pet. they just are like “well fuck it, we ball”

[hrtiu]

Me until Veil Guard comes out

[mostwantedpotato404]

Queen Taash

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[nerd-elf]

I really wish Lucanis listened to Spite sometimes

[roll-of-royces]

HC: Lucanis and Spite in a Relationship

I am so down bad for this stoic Crow and his quirky demon, so this is what I think they would be like in a relationship.

Lucanis might not visibly respond when you flirt with him but his thoughts are going a mile a minute on the inside

He is so protective, always on guard in your defense, no threat is too big if it means keeping you safe

He remembers the little things about you: favorite foods, small habits, how you like your coffee or tea, which shoe you put on first things like that

If Lucanis is protective then Spite is possessive. Nothing can have you, nothing but them and Maker help anything that stands in the way

You are always welcome among the Crows, Lucanis would have it no other way, if you are there you are shown respect

Spite will state your mood by explaining how you smell to Lucanis, something that is a bit odd but he uses to know what you need

Lucanis likes to buy you little things, if he sees something you may like he picks it up. Spite does this as well but he chooses the oddest things. What do you mean you don't need an eye-patch, everyone likes eye-patches!?

Lucanis is a cuddler, he sleeps best pressed up against you, his face close to yours, his body closest to the door

Spite finds out you like to watch his wings and now they are around all the time, if you kiss in public he uses his wing to screen you from view

The wealth of the Dellamorte family is at your disposal, you are welcome to the estate and all the amenities that are on it. Lucanis likes nothing more to see you sitting in the gardens or enjoying any of the rooms in his family home

His grandmother takes to you, even if she pretends not to at first. She becomes the kind of woman that drawls about having/adopting grandchildren and makes sure that your clothing fits right

Lucanis doesn't have to worry about Spite wandering him off when he is asleep, because Spite only wants to be with you. He'll stay in the room you're sleeping in, on guard or entertaining himself in some way

He shares his coffee cup with you and you alone

In true Crow fashion and especially because he has someone to show off for Lucanis makes sure to always be well dressed, hair brushed, beard trimmed

Spite gets irritable if he goes too long without the chance to talk to you himself

Wherever you are from Lucanis makes sure to learn recipes that you will have known from your culture and takes a great deal of pleasure in cooking for you personally

He gets a certain thrill out of you wearing his clothes, doesn't matter what it is. Spite likes it just as much.

Over time Lucanis gets more blunt with his flirting, usually accompanied by his dry humor

Though he does not like to be touched, you are the exception, the only one he doesn't flinch away from

Lucanis likes to mutter exit strategies in your ear when entering a new space so you're prepared for a fight

You bought him a knife and now it is his prized possession that he keeps on him all the time

Spite makes it his goal to make you laugh, telling strange jokes that don't tend to land on others but work on you

If you are harmed, Lucanis and Spite both agree that the only course of action is to make them pay in blood

Hit up my asks if y'all have Lucanis and/or Spite headcanon requests. I adore them.

[utilitycaster]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard: are your faction agents fucking each other?

Wardens: Yes (canonically happily married).

Crows: Almost certainly yes. If for some reason they’re not then one can safely assume that along with his elaborate cocktail of dilute poisons to build up immunity, Viago is taking a daily dose of whatever they give you in the event that you seek medical attention for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Shadow Dragons: No but Tarquin is almost certainly deeply in unrequited love with the Viper, who is oblivious.

Veil Jumpers: No, they’re more interested in your companions.

Lords of Fortune: It’s literally just one person, Isabela, but honestly yeah, she is.

Mourn Watch: What Is Vorgoth And Can He Fuck.

[child-of-hurin]

Mr dreadwolf tear down this veil

[ocular-intercourse]

holy shit you guys

[fadewalking]

But have we ever considered that part of the reason why Solas was always going to refuse to have a romanced Lavellan join his cause is because he never wanted to ask of her what Mythal asked of him?

[teturelira]

[notinkirkwall]

If you haven't taken Taash and Lucanis together, please take Taash and Lucanis together (t/s below)

p2

Taash: Hey, Lucanis. When we were at that market? The lady selling ribbons was into you.

Lucanis (Spite): Smelled like strawberries and blood.

Taash: Hey, Spite. Eyes on me. That is a no.

Taash: We do not talk about what other people smell like without their permission. Okay?

Lucanis (Spite): (Annoyed hiss) Fine.

Lucanis: You're not scared of Spite?

Taash: I'm Rivaini. We've got all kinds of spirits.

Lucanis: What makes you think the ribbon seller was interested in me?

Taash: Caught her scent.

Lucanis (Spite): Not. Fair! You just. Said!

[skelebellie]

i like to imagine mourn watch rook as someone generally pretty good natured. major purple rook vibes and knows when it’s time to lend a helping hand. you have to be in order to work with nevarra’s grieving families. sure, they might get a bit frustrated/angry at the usual inequalities of thedas, but nothing out of the ordinary.

and then the team gets to weisshaupt, and you can see their brows furrow as they argue with the first warden. thinking about all the lives lost because this bald egg of a man (foreshadowing) can’t temper his pride. the anger almost invisible until it breaks like a thin string and their jaw clenches. their patience vanishing into thin air.

“you know what, i tried.”

before they knock out the first warden into next week, evka giving them control over the situation. and rook moves like a well oiled machine. not a stumble in sight as they start planning counter maneuvers.

and all of a sudden the team remembers that the jovial funny bone guy has been fighting hordes of undead and necromatic uprisings in the darkness of nevarra. digging their way out of bone and decomposing tissue just to see the listless green flames of the mourn watch.

[vanishcat]

What if when Rook talks to the inquisitor there's an option to flirt. You could make Solas listen while you flirt with the woman he loves.

[mostwantedpotato404]

Emmrich, can't wait to meet him in yhe game *u*

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