#btw in case you were wondering they give you phenylephrine or other vasoconstrictors/alpha agonists. the more you know.

[utilitycaster]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard: are your faction agents fucking each other?

Wardens: Yes (canonically happily married).

Crows: Almost certainly yes. If for some reason they’re not then one can safely assume that along with his elaborate cocktail of dilute poisons to build up immunity, Viago is taking a daily dose of whatever they give you in the event that you seek medical attention for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Shadow Dragons: No but Tarquin is almost certainly deeply in unrequited love with the Viper, who is oblivious.

Veil Jumpers: No, they’re more interested in your companions.

Lords of Fortune: It’s literally just one person, Isabela, but honestly yeah, she is.

Mourn Watch: What Is Vorgoth And Can He Fuck.