#gspamton

[bl4z3-qwer]

Doodles of BIG SHOT Spamton!

I hope people like it!

[im-s0rry]

EY FUNN N. FUNN N. FUNN FU [[fortnite battle pass, I just s#%[, out my a63]].

MY NAME IS G G GLIT GLI GLITCHTON G

SPAM SPA GLIV G GLITCHTON GL

GLITCHTON BJB!

SORRY FOR THAT, I WAS HAVING A BIT OF [[no wifi]] THERE.

ANYWAYS! QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE ANY [[build our machine]] GAME?2 BECAUSE IT IS SO [_i wont]] THAT IM PHYSICALLY [[die]] FROM IT! HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHHEHEHAHWIWH72727)/)-]^[%%]€\>|>]^]*[€

IM GOING INSANE, PLEASE CALL A THERAPIST.

Let's just say that Funn had a bit of fun with Glitchton after this. . .

She killed him.

Instantly.

[bigshot]

"[[Correction Tape 1.99$]]!!! THIS IS IS YUOR YARD!!!!!"

"YOU DONT HAVE ANY SQUATTERS RIGHTS THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!!!!"

[colliholly]

what DOES the "G" stand for (thinking emoji)

It stands for Gspamton

[mannekinni]

Simon Waite Harrow Faire feels in his DNA like he should be inspired by Spamton G. Spamton Deltarune but NO

the first harrow faire book was published a whole ass year before Spamton was released into the wild. These men have nothing to do with each other. Unless Kathryn Ann Kingsley somehow personally knows Toby Fox, Simon Waite- the puppet-themed man who wears two toned round glasses and is a terminal suitguy, masks the crippling emotional pain he’s in by pretending he’s Happy With How Things Are Actually, is trying to be a charisma build type of guy but failing due to how unhinged he is, has crushing abandonment issues and is completely isolated from the people around him, used to be wealthy, and is bisexual- was not in any way shape or form influenced by the guy what is Spamton Gspamton Spamton. WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN.

[burade]

SPAMToN ? ?? GsPAMTON?? EAHA A EA!! I’VE NEVrE HEADR OF SUCH A [[Please Enter Your Name:]] !! SAY-Y-Y-Y, WOULD YOU WAnT TO [[Download for Free Here!]] AND, AND, AND WI#N YOrU [[Brand New]] PRIz3!! ?

hey i dont think ive seen ya around before sir

[sparkerinparadise]

spamton gspamton spamton

[salesman1997realnotfake]

i thought the G stood for Spamton Spamton Gspamton Spamton

[Know], JUST G

[badwatervideos2009]

i think the 'spamton is trans' hc is good but also really funny because it implies that he might've chose the name spamton for himself. which is even funnier when you remember that his last name is Also spamton

[bl4z3-qwer]

Oh yeah, and this

[the-trxangle-guy]

HEY H E Y HELLO FELLOW SALE SSMAN HAVE YOU HE ARD ABOUT [Hyperlink Blocked.]? C OuLD I INTEREST YOU IN A FREE [Useless Sample]? ~ @bigshotgspamton

These guys were popping up like crazy! It takes him back to a nicer time, when spam was funny, Y2K still had prospects, and Ford was off galavanting the multiverse trying to kill him!

Where was he now-? Right! Spamton G. Spamton!

Bill loomed above the oddly dressed Darkner, shining with his usual golden glow. “SURE, SLICK! YOU GOTTA BE WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING AT LEAST ONCE, OTHERWISE YOU’D NEVER GET ANYWHERE! WHY DON’T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT?”

[bigshot]

Honestly, her recovery time came as no real surprise to Spamton. He knew first impressions were often where he was his most overwhelming, it simply came with the territory of being such a big shot. It just couldn't be helped!

Or so he told himself. Repeat something enough times and it's gotta be true eventually!!

"HEY HEY HEY!!!"

Spamton fumbled to clap his palms against the tip of his nose as the flick sent it wobbling like a springy door stopper, recovering quickly enough to straighten out his posture and flick the collar of his blazer outward to frame his literally-carved chin in a very unflattering way. The whole thing radiated a stifling smugness, maybe it'd worked out a little better in years past?

"ALR1GHT [[Hot Shot]] ,YOUR TALK1NG TO T HE [[Number1RatedSalesman1997]] HIMSEL F!!! SPA SPAMTO N GSPAMTON,, [Coward]??? [[Stop The]] !!!"

"ALREAYD [[Made My Case]], KID!! BRAV3LY, [[Selflessly]],', PUTTI N MYSELF INTO [[Harms Way]] TO SAVE A [[Stranger]],S [[Cellular Device]], COULD'VE [[Busted My]] [Wrist]!! bBROK3N MY [Spirit]!! ! ! NOTHING [[Cowardly]] ABOUTI T!!! YOU''R THE ONE MAK ING A [Big Hullabaloo About]] NOTHINK!!!!"

The sudden release of her phone when Frye had been trying to yank it back into her own possession with such force sent the eel tamer stumbling backwards due to her own momentum, momentarily thrown off balance before recovering with a quick shake of the head.

To be honest, it took her a few seconds to understand what on earth this weird little dude was trying to say to her at all. His speech patterns were... certainly unique, she'd give him that much! But the idea that he might have been doing her a favor only made her growl, keeping her grip tight on her phone just in case he tried to make any sudden movements for it again while she wasn't expecting it.

Still, she couldn't keep an amused smirk from slowly forming on her face, either. He really had no idea who he was messing with, did he? She had to give him points for boldness, too. Style and show was half the battle!

"You're KIDDING, right? Any experienced bandit could see what you were trying to do from a MILE away! If you're not gonna pick your targets WISELY, the least you could do is own up to it, y'know! No one likes a coward."

She laughed, sticking her tongue out mockingly to further drive the point home.

"You're right, though, you do get points for trying! I'll remember you, so make sure to remember me too, got it? So say it with sizzle, I'm Frye!"

As strange as it felt to be doing her part and only her part of the introduction that the trio all normally did together, especially when she didn't have her mask as a prop on hand to back her up with it, the eel tamer could hardly pass up the opportunity to make such a dramatic impression, either.

So with her free hand, she reached over to give his bizarrely long nose a flick.

[whatawonderart]

spamton gspamton spamton

[spaceraceart]

Spamton Gspamton Spamton

canon

[adobe-outdesign]

I was like, "What if Spamton's real name is just Spamton Gspamton Spamton or whatever?" and to be fair that would be very in character for Spamton.

First name Spamton, middle initial Spamton, last name Spamton, and title Spamton

[mar64ds]

Spamton's middle name is Gspamton. The G is silent.

His last name is also Spamton