#grumpf

[certifiedchickenposts]

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Overcast day

[feelingsinwinter]

Me, to the doctor : I hurt, it’s really painful. The doctor : Here, put some ointment on it, it’ll be better. My autistic ass : Nevermind, pain is fine.

[the-french-belphegor]

The reason I posted so little art here in November was because I've been writing (and since I work full time now I have to choose between art and fic. Rude), but the reason I posted so little art here in October is because I was working on this! There was a fantasy event recently in my little town with a drawing contest, and I participated. (I didn't win anything - wasn't even in the top 3 - because turns out the other contestants were teenagers and their mothers shared the contest polls on Facebook and got their friends and families to vote. Eh, it happens.)

Anyway, here's my very first session of DnD :D Antinua the half-elven mage, Malva the middle-aged halfling bard (that's me ^^), Trygon the tiefling rogue and Grumpf the half-orc monk were beset by kobolds! ...and almost TPKed because we are level 2s and not a cohesive group yet XD So yeah, the encounter wasn't nearly as epic as this drawing makes it look. But isn't my job as a bard to tell our tale well, even if it gets a little embellished along the way? ;o)

[gayisingayishotiwantsomegay]

Hi! ✋ I would like to introduce you to my baby, I call him grumpf he is a hobgobbler and I would die for him

He doesn’t have a thought behind those eyes and I KNOW that I could cuddle him and love him with zero complaints. He might set me and my house in fire but I would not mind as long as I got to hold him as the flames swallow me whole ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

😍

[snugglyporos]

Grumpf. PORO BAD! PORO NO SNUGGLE! NO SNAX! NO PUNK ROCK! RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Do not worry, thing under the ice! Punky shall take your complaint under advisement! For Punky is a very good ruler. Shall definitely consider this opinion and put it with all the other opinions.

[thewoodstock-stock]

A Spiderman for a Robin (who they give off the most vibe of)

Dick Grayson- Ultimate Spiderman (2012)

Jason Todd- Probably Andrew Garfield

Tim Drake- Tom Holland

Stephanie Brown- Peter Porker bc i decided it so

Damien Wayne- Miguel Ohara (he got the same grumpf)

Also the rest arent really canon if you dont want it to be so, i just cant stop thinking abt how the two millenials (Ultimate Spiderman and Nightwing) would get along so well, ESPECIALLY since they drown in millenial humor and i love that for them

[mumblebee19]

Grumpf.

Tuulikki Pietilä (Finnish, 1917-2009)

[wenceslas]

i'm very irrationnally annoyed at the one person who very consciously waited until the last moment and took their sweet time to pack up their shit and bring back the pile of books they wanted to put back themself (don't get me started)

and when i told her 'we close at 8, you should pack up your shit earlier' had the GALL to talk back and sarcastically say 'you're right it's 8:01'

GRUMPF

btw it's not an exam period and also we're finally having the early summer weather we deserve, just go outside in a timely manner and let us close the place down for the night in peace

[justyourregularcheesepuff]

Going to the doctor because you're not feeling well only for the doctor to go "ah yes, I see you're lactose intolerant and have these deficiencies. Go drink more milk" is just such a grumpf moment.

Like, I'm already suffering and you want me to suffer MORE?

[gnadlib]

Grumpf

Was mich aufregt? Ganz viele Haribo-Tüten haben am oberen Rand, wo man sie aufreißen soll, den ausgesprochen hilfreichen Hinweis Zum Teilen! Wozu muss mir ein Süßigkeitenhersteller vorschlagen wollen, was ich mit dem Zeug machen soll? Continue reading Untitled

[val-victory]

ok i am good with coming up with names. you can chose one.

blimpo, gopfel, frusala, dunki, gonki, stonki, bonki, dinkeldumpf, strimpelstrumpf, brumpfel, grumpf, krinkel, bimkel, brompfel, juinkobalis, vreperiptim, zimpfrol, noindogorb, kroimpeldump...

and finally boinki.

hope theres something you like from there.

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[lilolivevilo]

🌿🐸🌱🍓

[feelingsinwinter]

English ain't my first language (shocking I know) but then I pick up books or stuff that are in my first language and I'm like... not liking it ?

Somehow I'm just kept straight out of the bubble I get into when I read in english and I'm just like "This isn't right" and it's real annoying.

Any fictional thing and it's a no go for me, which is frustrating. Professionally speaking, I got no problem reading rapports and documents in French but as soon as I go to stuff for relax, French isn't doing it for me anymore.

In one word : Grumpf

[certifiableloverbitch]

I had a sleepover with some girls from the floor but idk what to make their tags as so I can't really post about it yet bc I like going back and looking through my posts about people via searching their tags in my thing

[sergeisilence]

fucking hell, people smoking in front of my windows when it's too hot to close them...

[misterzombi]

22ème jour de notre #1j2sParJour de #confinement avec #Grumpf chez @laboitedejeu C'est un jeu de rapidité et d'ambiance de Pierre Compain, illustré par @Pauline Détraz pour 2 à 6 joueurs, à partir de 8 ans et des parties qui durent en moyenne 15 minutes. Chaque joueur est à la tête d'une tribu de grumpfs qui partent chasser des animaux pour nourrir la tribu. Une partie se déroule en 4 manches à l'issue desquelles il faudra avoir le plus de points, que l'on gagne grâce à des séries composées d'au-moins 2 animaux différents (5 espèces différentes en tout). Quand tout le monde a ses jetons grumpf en main, on crie GRUMPF et on va se dépêcher de placer nos pions (recto/verso avec des valeurs différentes de chaque côté) sur les différents plateaux de chasse. Il faut parvenir à remplir les conditions demandées par les plateaux pour que les joueurs présents se partagent le gibier à la fin de la manche. En principe c'est un jeu de rapidité mais ma @luna.rela n'étant pas trop portée sur ce genre de jeu on était en mode à la cool. Cela n'a pas empêché que je fasse des fails de chasse et que je me fasse zouker par le joueur fantôme et ses grumpfs oranges... Même si elle n'aime pas ce jeu, ça ne l'a pas empêchée de passer à un cheveu de la victoire puisque mes grumpfs violets se sont imposés sur le score de 21 à 18 pour ses roses. Pour ma part je le trouve très sympa et bien débridé en cours de partie, donc j'étais content de pouvoir y rejouer ^^ #j2s #jeu #boardgames #gamer #boardgamers #tabletopgame #instagame #instaboardgame #boardgamephotography #brettspiel #boardgamegeek #juegodemesa #gamenight #bgg #bggcommunity #dailygamechallenge #boardgamefamily #boardgamelovers https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Vl-QtB77k/?igshid=18gat4wrm8cvh