#grow the fuck up. touch grass. go to fucking therapy.

[muttfangs]

got kicked out of a FFXI linkshell discord server for saying "that was an extremely racist remark, never say that again" and they backpedaled and were like oh uh I was obviously talking about black mage not black people

[10:49 AM]shut the fuck up, incel. the "no blacks in the pool" remark you made is racist and you fucking know it. you wouldn't have said that if black mage was called sorcerer or wizard or whatever

[10:49 AM]gamers continue to be the scum of the earth

[10:49 AM]fuck this im so angry

[10:50 AM]I think I need another social media cleanse or something but like????????? fuck!!!! I'm so angry. MMO's mean a lot to me but the communities in them continuously prove to be so, so fucking shitty

[10:51 AM]I don't know how to enjoy my hobbies without getting pissed off at shit ass racist queerphobic gamers

[10:52 AM]btw yesterday someone was joking about one of the members being a "fag whisperer" and I told them like. its not hard to seduce gay men. gay men are some of the thirstiest ppl ever and if you're even mildly attractive they will flock to you and he was bragging about it so hard

[10:52 AM]so yeah honestly fuck this shit I am very pissed. fuck gamers. fuck incels. fuck people who think this is ok to talk about THIS IS WHY I DONT FUCK w/ CISHET PPL

[10:54 AM]also not for nothing but if you're a ""straight"" cis man bragging about how gay men thirst for you, I already dont need to explain the obvious context of your annoying ego

[10:54 AM]it speaks for itself, go to therapy bitch

[valcarcel]

Stan culture is so freaking weird!! Why are you all obsessing over people you don't know?! Why are you all acting up like if you know them personally, when you only know their work and the persona they portraid for the public?! They're not your friends, why are you defending them when they do something wrong?! Why do you all say things like "They would never do that" and "They're good people" when you don't know them?! You have no idea of the kind of person they are, you all need help, is ok to like someone's work, but is not ok to be obssesed over a person you know nothing about, get some help, seriously.

[infisonicosm-moved]

Again, I hate echoing Hannah but she’s right. Everyone deserves to feel safe in their own home. She should NOT have to worry about fucking psycho fans staying next door and wanting to do something violent to her just by the sight of her.

I don’t like Hannah as much as most of you. I agree that she’s a shitty person who could use a good smack upside the head sometimes. But I would NEVER make her feel unsafe in her own home. I wouldn’t wish that un-comfort on anyone. Imagine not being able to exist in the one place you’re supposed to feel safe. I’m sure that’s how all the guys feel rn.

I’m sick and disgusted by this fandom. I’m scared of the guys getting hurt like Christina Grimmie did. Or like Selena did. Celebrities have DIED bc of deranged people like this.

These are real people with families and friends who care deeply for them. They have real beating hearts and beautiful minds. They get scared, nervous, angry, sad, aggravated, just like us!

Y’all are so delusional it’s genuinely concerning. Take the rose colored glasses off. This isn’t a fanfic and none of us will have that y/n moment. They don’t want to be with fans. They’re on that stage to do a job. They’re entertainers and it’s literally their job to entertain us and interact with us. It’s nothing beyond that and never will be. Time to get over it and grow up.

For the love of God go touch grass. Or better yet, GO TO THERAPY.

[olderthannetfic]

Sorry I have to do a mini-rant here, how is it that a 24 yesr old adult man gets the reaction of apparently HAVING BROKEN A FUCKING WINDOW upon seeing some nsfw artwork (at some point in the past).

Like brother, grow the fuck up. Sure, I don't think you have to seek it out, and I would be VERY HAPPY if tagging things accurately as nsfw would NOT be a problem for the artists on popular (or not so popular) sites these days. (I guess except for pixiv no site encourages people to tag accurately?)

But breaking a window ONCE (what an overeaction. Also, is your window made from sugar glass?? Cellophane?? How the fuck do you even break one of these fuckers on accident??) makes you ~cower in fear of your delicate eyes landing upon some artwork that shows boobs~? LITERALLY go to therapy. Please.

(I cannot say this in the discord where that user is annoying me with his bullshit because the rules are against "elitism" and we ARE supposed to be nice to each other. (The rules of this server are okay, and there ARE kids allowed, so nfsw talk should be limited and links that may contain it need to be warned for, but it's just jarring seeing a supposedly adult acting like this, ngl.))

Welp. Maybe *I* should touch some grass...

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[goldenpinof]

he loves attention, engagement and money. and he loves us (sometimes). <— Haha don’t blame him on the sometimes.

Speaking of, A lot of people take dans ‘hey mutuals slide into the dms’ and stuff of that nature to mean he and Phil either aren’t a thing or aren’t monogamous. And who knows. But Do you think Dan saying stuff like that is just because he does like the attention (which he has said) and wants to be relatable and entertaining? Remember in his book he said he reached out to people online to improve his social life, but when they found out he only wanted to discuss mutual interests and not…other stuff they wanted out? For someone that publicly apparently wants all the hot boys to hit him up in the dms, you’d think he’d be game for more than talking to them about interests but apparently not. So yeah do people think it’s all part of his persona and online branding?

you just literally answered all your questions. and also, with an incredible point about what he said in his book! i don't think anyone ever made it before to me (and i haven't read the book myself to do it).

yes, it is a part of his branding. even more, a part of only his solo "i'm a strong independent Dan" branding. bro is committed to Phil to the last bit. i cannot understand what part of people's brains don't get it. idk, man. grow up, drink some water, go outside and touch some grass (or snow, right now), go to therapy. stop projecting your insecurities on Dan and Phil. forever home, mortgage and the kind of life they have built together are stronger than a piece of paper you sign when you get married. idk what has to happen for people to just stop and let dnp show us what they are comfortable showing. and let Dan fuck around with marketing strategies that harm his career 🖤

[alessiasfreckles]

UHM I BEG YOUR PARDON

what the actual fuck is going on with this prick promoting “conversion therapy” everywhere 💀

my dude pls go back to the asylum u escaped, they’re looking for ya

right it’s absolutely nuts 😭😭 like what is he hoping to achieve here??? ‘oh boohoo a stupid anon is being homophobic in my inbox’? grow up bro get a hobby go touch some grass

[adhbabey]

Hey. Hey. I wanna say something. Its okay to be psych critical. But some of you anti psych weirdos have gone too fucking far into straight up stupidity.

Like what the genuine fuck is therapization and why is going to therapy make you a bad person. Fuck you, shut up. Just touch some fucking grass, open a goddamn window. You sound like the people you're criticizing by making up goddamn words to chastise people with.

Get out. Go to sleep. Please shut up if you're gonna pathologize people on the internet for pathologizing their interpersonal relationships. You have problems like the rest of us. Please grow up and get over it. At least some of us are using therapy to do so.

[firecrackerhh]

“Proshitter” Bitch are you fucking 5 years old?

Grow up.

You of all people have a lot of nerve telling other people to go the fuck outside and get hobbies.

You should be touching grass, you should get a productive hobby.

You definitely don’t deserve internet access.

“Antivivziepopparade” God you’re so fucking obnoxious.

Confronting people over icky ships is harassment actually, and proshippers existing by itself isn’t harming anyone if all they’re doing is just existing, if those kinds of people make you uncomfortable you can just block them like a fucking adult instead of telling them they should off themselves or whatever.

Discomfort isn’t actual harm, fictional characters aren’t real, grow up and go to fucking therapy or something so you can actually deal with your fucking shit instead of making your bullshit other people’s fucking problem.

I reiterate, grow the fuck up.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Ah yes, sitcoms. Famous for NOT being extremely formulaic or heavily cliched at all. Truly so many unique and creative variations of TV shows have been lost because not as many sitcoms get 8–10 fucking seasons anymore. Holy shit, grow the fuck up. Quit aggressively stanning the media that you have toxic parasocial relationships with, and touch some damn grass already. SITCOMS of all things can’t actually mean this much to you all. I can’t imagine putting this much emotional labor into mourning the supposed ‘death’ of any genre of television online, much less claiming that its the people who AREN’T doing that who are somehow the terminally online ones! Seriously, if you’re all this fucking emotionally attached to your specific favorite genre of TV show being popular, you definitely also need to go get some goddamn therapy as well.

>”Toxic Parasocial Relationship”

>Has a meltdown in a strangers inbox for saying that multi camera sitcoms are fun and will likely make a comeback in popularity in the coming years

Man, imma call you megaplex cuz you got hella projection goin on in you

Anyways get Clevelan’d

[cripplemagics]

you know what? maybe this counts as a vague, maybe it doesn't. i'm saying this as a general PSA but yes, it is triggered by recent bullying and harassment among the ST RPC. So for clarification: i don't follow lovett. i haven't for years. I was there when drama happened and i stepped away for my own health. however i also consider myself a fucking decent human being. those two things are a dialectic, where two seemingly opposite ideas exist at the same time. get some therapy. fucking learn about it and use it.

ANYWAY! IN ANY SITUATION WHERE YOU THINK SOMEONE FAKED A SUICIDE ATTEMPT, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO NOT GIVE THEM ANY ATTENTION WHATSOEVER. it is not to continue dragging their name through the mud and 'calling them out' for being a supposed attention seeker. You don't know the person IRL, so you'll never fucking know for sure. It's also just. . . none of your business??? If you give the person attention, and they are in fact faking it for said attention, congrats! you played yourself.

AND IF ITS REAL YOU'RE FUCKING MAKING THEIR MENTAL HEALTH WORSE. Anyone who's dealt with suicidal ideation - passive or active - should be able to understand that. grow up. go touch some grass. get some therapy. be a fucking adult and not a teenager with the whiny mentality of a seven year old.

the savior complex that people have online is worthless, unhealthy, and manipulative. there's no reason to push an issue like petty drama. just fucking let it go.

reblogs are off for this post. if anon hate gets sent, anon will be turned off permanently. i hate doing that cos ik there's people with sideblogs who follow me and like the anon feature. however i am not endangering myself for having a mature, therapy backed opinion. okay? okay. have the fucking day you deserve.

[chillonxixa]

August 20, 2023

I briefly skimmed over a theory relating fear and desire, in part because I didn’t want to oversaturate my head with TikTok therapy jargon and in part because I didn’t want to find another thing to gnaw at me when I’m trying to sleep.

last night was Lisa’s graduation party, it was a beautiful time. The usual happy occasion with a friend I’m dearly proud of.

but when I came home, I tortured myself by going through videos with that dreaded sad ass TikTok sound. I realize how I referenced TikTok twice now, I’d touch grass but I’m on night shift

from growing up and wondering if it changes not just your body but your soul, and if you listened to your heart. You’d turn out bad, to Laika the space dog, whose heart and breath rate doubled in his final moments, I was crying and releasing so much of the tension I hold.

this tension doesn’t come from someone draining the life out of me thank goodness. But the immense fear that the life I love right now will collapse from unforeseen unpredictable circumstances, I’m so fucking scared of wanting to die and feeling like im old like I did for those three years,

I look at old pictures of me in college, and I know I had fun at the time, but I looked so gray and miserable. I love my life right now, where im at with my self esteem, my family, my career, my friends,

I guess I jus have to keep doing what I’m doing, whatever it is that im doing right, but I don’t want to get too comfortable that it makes me too lazy to explore. I love my life here. But I know there’s more out there.

if it blows up in my face, I’ll be glad to have had the fucking audacity to try something new.

[dexalyys]

i want to add after reading alex’s response doc; while i sympathise with the position he’s been put in and i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy, i still feel that his behaviour around his younger audience was careless and inappropriate & he’s been blind to the actual weight of responsibility when it comes to being a content creator. that said, i would be a hypocrite not to allow him time to grow and improve, so i urge others to do the same.

i have been in ven’s position before—in the sense that anger and fear can drive irrational actions—but i’m repulsed by the idea that he released his doc with the primary intent of ruining alex’s career and social standing. that’s not something i can stand by nor defend or support. his insistence that his side of evidence was damning enough that it wasn’t worth waiting for alex’s response put me off from the get-go.

ultimately? i don’t care. i’m far away from tmc these days, i want nothing to do with it, the entire situation has been personally triggering to me for a multitude of reasons, and i’m sick of seeing it on my timeline. my verdict is: form your own conclusion and don’t be swayed by the crowd, ‘cancel culture’ is fuelled by conformity and mob mentality, and holy shit i hope alex gets some therapy. not even just for his own issues but the stress of this situation must’ve been fucking unbearable.

log off and touch grass and consider if it’s even worth your time losing your mind about. i sound like a boomer but genuinely the internet—especially twitter—is brain rot central. i cannot tell you how much being offline the past few months has drastically improved my mental health. pick up a new hobby or learn a new skill or something goddamn

of course it goes without saying, but i absolutely do not support alex kister nor any of his projects. my heart goes out to the victims and all those impacted by his actions, and i’m absolutely disgusted with his behaviour as someone who’s been treated similarly in the past. i’d like to remind everyone not to waste your time arguing with anyone who tries to defend him, and instead focus your energy toward supporting the victims. people’s lives and wellbeing are more important than some online analogue horror series.

[writercole]

Bark bark. Watchdog for a fuckking no good talentless hack. That faggort isn't worht shit. I'll keep talking about her as much as I want.

Oh honey. Today is not the day and I am not the one. You really should have heeded my warning.

Number one. If you're going to come talk shit in a writer's inbox, please use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. This hurts my head. I'm pro-Oxford comma here, if you even know what that means.

"Oh I can send a message with my opinion on anon. That's a great idea. It's the bravest. Hurr Durr"

Chicken shit.

The fact that you're attacking me is because you have no actual evidence for your claims. So you're coming in here, calling me a dog, calling her a slur - I assume, it's not spelled correctly - and acting like you're hot shit.

You can keep letting her live rent-free in your head. That's allllll you, sweet cheeks. But this is the last time I'm going to be kind about this.

Because Shelly, my very good friend, has my back when I need it. She's a published author, like actually does conventions author. She's got her own bullshit going on but she's kind and she's considerate and she's inclusive.

You are nothing but a cowardly little bitch hiding behind a gray icon because you're afraid people will see you for what you really are - someone who is so jealous of a writer that they will go into their friend's ask boxes to try and stir shit up.

You are a homophobic cunt who can't even spell 'fucking' right. Get a life, grow a spine, and go to therapy. You desperately need it.

Go touch some grass. Stand in the sun. Breathe fresh air. Drink some water. And then choke on it.

[caroldantops]

inspired by the ask game i just did, here’s a little compilation of my favorite and the funniest comments ive received on my fics this year, from both tumblr and ao3 

is this bragging? no, im simply posting reviews as if i am making a trailer for my blog.

i could be your favorite girl 

“this was so freaking good. and i think it’s become one of my favourite wanda fics ever. the way it was written was just so incredible, especially with how you built up the sexual tension. i also enjoyed how the tension was attempted to be alleviated by darcy’s quips too. truly amazing”

“Fuck, I’m in love with Milf!Wanda...”

“Holy shit, that was smoking! I really love your writing style, second person perspective isn't easy and you frickin kill it.”

“God I am so deep into the mommy kink it’s not even funny”

please don’t go (i’ll eat you whole)

“To be fair, anyone who's reading this fic needs therapy, so we're all in this together at the very least.”

“I love how this progressed and how you didn’t make it seem like anything wrong was happening until Monica said something. Honestly that’s how I felt despite knowing how this was going to end darkly, there weren’t any serious line crossing red flags that came up until she said something. And it was a shocker when things changed so abruptly. I loved this.”

“also,, is it bad that i really want agatha as my therapist now? 😰 she seems everything i’ve ever wanted in a therapist (and I don’t mean her different..... methods....., i promise)”

“okay... WOW. i loved this. i have a therapist, she’s lovely, but if agatha was offering therapy lessons... phew, i may have to switch!"

“maybe i should take my friends advice and see a therapist....”  

“haha funny i commented this cause my mom put me in therapy. i hope my therapist is hot?😭”

“As excellent as it is fucked up. Five stars.”

hot milfs in your area

“how did i know it was you caroldantops.”

“YES THE GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS IM DROOLING. but also the good girl? only hot milfs can misgender me and ONLY when they’re railing the absolute SHIT out of me.”

“…”

“hey silver what’s it like to own my entire ass asking for a friend”

“don’t mind me just suddenly gaining handywoman abilities to service these women to the best of my ability 🤧”

“pornhub bout to be bankrupt after this”

girls on film

“Who needs pornhub when this is happening. Well done.”

“Cheese and fuckin' rice”

“bitches bros and non-binary hoes we have a new winner for the hottest content on this website”

lemonade stand

“This title is definitely GOLDEN”

“I don't have a piss kink, but this was still hot.”

“I am literally going to punch you in the face for giving me a piss kink. Fuck you.” 

“someones getting scalped. Not gonna say who, but we all know it’s the person who gave me a piss kink.”

“Im really dramatic- i dont mean any of it!“

infect me with your lovin’, fill me with your poison

“This is not nasty - this is a GEM! Sweet and sexy, you made an extreme tag somewhat romantic - I mean, what even! So good!!! And I can hear her voice as I read and just... shivers! I never imagined I'd read a kidnapped reader breeding fic and actually wish that would happen to me! I mean, Agatha is so kind and caring, and reader is living the life!“

“ummmm ummmmm ummmmmm ummmmm”

“maybe i WILL let aliens experiment on me....”

“touching some grass won't help me anymore”

“HELLO?!?!?!? I WOULD SELL AN ORGAN FOR THIS!!!! ALL MY ORGANS, I DON’T NEED THEM.”

“I think you might have an Agatha-in-office-chairs kink?“

this isnt even close to covering all the comments in tags and in my inbox that ive gotten that i love as well ❤ all of your comments make me laugh or make my heart grow 3 sizes and going thru all these again made me so happy. thank u all for supporting me thru the year i hope i can write more fics that send u all to therapy in 2022 💕💕

[kels-gvf]

I’m new and honestly don’t have a place to say this I guess but it is still on my dashboard and it’s made me sick. If you’re sending death threats to someone else in the fandom you’re clearly not understanding the boys message and seriously what the fuck is wrong with you. Grow up, act like adults. I’m here for the boys and my few friends only. otherwise if I didn’t have that I would have left the second I saw any of the hateful bitches. Grow up, get a life, touch some grass, read a self help book and maybe go to therapy. This isn’t high school. most of you are adults.

[coockie8draws]

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Yes, lolicon/shotacon is technically illegal in Canada. However, I have yet to meet a cop who gives a shit. I have had real life police officers see the kind of content I draw. You know what they did? Nothing.

I have never been charged with anything in my life. I have no criminal record. If anyone out there is saying that I do, they are either misinformed or lying.

My therapist recommended the content I draw, and saw no issues with me posting it on the internet. She actually thought it would be a good way for me to connect with other people who may have gone through the same trauma. Almost like group therapy?

I’m putting this in the Storm Hawks tag because (according to a friend, I block anyone who’s a dick to people over cartoons) apparently there are still people talking shit about me and accusing me of literal crimes in this fandom. I don’t get it, personally, like... Get a life, man.

Imagine the good y’all could do if you focused this energy on actual predators, instead of someone who draws cartoons and one time got kinda sorta but not really ecchy with someone who I didn’t even know was a minor at the time. Their bio said “high school student” which could be anywhere from 12 to 18. They were interacting with a blog that regularly posted 18+ content, so yeah, I assumed they were 18. For what it’s worth, I don’t make that mistake anymore.

I stand firm in that I have done nothing wrong. All I did was draw content that a bunch of entitled strangers on the internet didn’t like. These are fucking pixels, go touch some fucking grass. If you hate me and my content so fucking much, be a mature fucking human being and block me. But I am back in the Storm Hawks fandom, where I have been for 12 fucking years, and I am here to stay, whether you fuckers like it or not.

Also, according to that same friend, the person who made the original callout post wants to talk to me about this or something? I don’t know, and I don’t care. They and all their supporters are staying blocked. They accused a CSA survivor of paedophilia and grooming over cartoons. They can go chew on fucking glass for all I care.

Grow. The. Fuck. Up.