#grousins au

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

Grousin’s AU!

Basically an au where the Pines Twins and the Stan Twins are sent to their Grandpa’s/Cousin Sherman’s “Ordinary Shake,” a museums of normal/boring artifacts.

Wishing for any kind of excitement, they may get it when they Dipper and Ford find a mysterious journal…

[a-gil-rebel]

Clawing tooth and nail to write but still trying to recover from the holidays.... so, so exhausted. Taking a break to play with some oneshots, but writing very little at the moment.

Would you like some excerpts? Have some excerpts. All of these are just AU x Canon! Gravity Falls because I'm a one note author-I mean, I Cater to a Specific Taste

Happy New Year!

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"Grousins"

"To put it simply, it appears you four are here from another dimension."

"What!?" Rang out from all four Grousins, of excitement from Six, May, and Dip, and despair from Lee himself. Slapping his own face and dragging his hand down it, Lee turned on Six, jabbing a finger at him instead.

"What the heck, Six!? What did I say about jumping into things head first!?"

"We did not jump into what I now recognize as a dimensional rift 'headfirst', first we tested it with that branch and rope, and then the gnome, and all went through and came back fine! How would I have known Us going through it would be enough to collapse it?"

"By not going through it in the first place!"

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"Relativity Falls"

"What's that look, pointdexter?"

"Do you feel that, Lee?" He rubbed his arms and inspected the crackle of static electricity spark where he rubbed.

"Oh no, is there some sort of body swap carpet in the forest too!?"

"I highly doubt that, unless the Author made the carpet out of a moss carpet...?" Ford mused while he followed the sound of crackling. Neither Stan noticed was how silent the redwood forest had become as they followed the unnaturally muted wind toward what Ford could only describe as a tear in reality. When he voiced the description, Lee suggested that their Grauntie could probably stitch it back up if they pointed it out. Ford thought that was ridiculous.

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"BillFiddlesFord"

Fiddleford heard the characteristic thump of his unconventional partner waking up. That is, Ford had fallen asleep, and exactly thirty minutes later, something else had woken up in his body. Whatever it was had a hard time moving his body, or just chose to puppet him around like a broken marionette, so Fiddleford took it upon himself to make sure their coworker didn't wake up with too many new bruises.

Someone less aware wouldn't notice how much better he got at piloting the skinsuit that was his college buddy when he thought he wasn't looking. Fidds smiled to himself as he rose from the pile of data he'd been going over, meeting the entity trying to make his way out of Ford's room, who flopped forward dramatically upon seeing him.

"Evenin' Billy, ya hit yer head already, huh?" He scolded playfully, brushing Ford's hair out of Billy's buttercup yellow eyes to get a look at the bruise forming. Eyes that had once make his spine curl when staring at him from the dark corners of the lab.

"Hey there Banjo! Haha yep, this guy is practically starved, hard to stay upright when he's shaking from hunger!"

Fiddleford tsked and shook his head. He should've known better than to hope Ford had eaten in the two days he'd been gone last. Bill wasn't much help either, usually using Ford's body to continue their work more than anything.

"And did ya even try ta help with that, Buttercup?" He teased as he tucked himself under Bill's arm, helping walk him to the kitchen.

"Nope! You meatbags are so needy, always needing to eat, to bathe, to breathe. Yeuck."

"Don't suppose I can convince ya to take that shower for him, I lost that battle already once today."

Fidds tried not to let the flush creep up his face as Bill lifted his chin up to look at those yellow eyes again. "Maybe if ya make it worth mah while~" he replied, mocking his accent playfully.

Flicking his nose to break the moment, he smirked, replying, "Food first."

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

Since some people were confused by the Pine family tree in my au, here is the diagram!

Also a little on the dynamics.

Wonder what Shermie is hiding….

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

i saw your grousin au and I"M CALLING IT RIGHT NOW THEY"RE CLONES! They orgnal ford and stan are stuck in the portal and shermie is trying to get them back but he made clones of his brothers to deal with their absance! THEY"RE CLONES! btw what escatly is a grousin? because if they are the kids of a grandpa wouldn't that make them uncles and not cousin?

Ooooh, that's a good take! I have my own idea but that is a good one! Keep that in mind....

As for a grousin, I sort of made it up, as a "Great Cousin." They are the sons of Filbrick sister, who died in childbirth and was given to Filbrick to raise. So yeah, they are Great Cousins!

[a-gil-rebel]

OoOoo I should be working on Fade to White - Grunkle Bill. OoooOOO I should be finishing Strawberry Felon. OooOoo I should be wrapping up the Vampire AU to post. OoOoOOoO I HAVE TOO MANY WIPs TO BE ON A WRITERS BLOCK.

I even started playing with the Grousins idea and started working the Stanley's Kid piece again T_T

On the upside, I reworked my original work again to be more faithful to my original idea without being Too corny hopefully. I think I was pushing too hard on putting all the plot In the story, not enough before the start. Decided I didn't like the MCs name again though so back to square one on that.

I still have some traveling to do for the holidays but finally had enough signal to do more than just post drafts on AO3 and reply to conments so thats good at least.