#gross...

[puphoods]

one of my coworkers has again attempted to deceive me by putting skittles and m+ms in the same tray

[k20spock]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOAF OF BREAD **IN YOUR ROOM SOMEWHERE**

friend gave me a loaf of bread as a gift. i thanked her and promptly forgot about it and it gets lost in the coating of random objects across my floor. circa three weeks later i remember. time was not kind. as for i stashed it in my room instead of. anywhere else. i could not tell you.

[nemorialex]

Tried some "Liquid Courage" (Magic, not Alcohol) and just felt overwhelming dread, so... It did something, alright!

[latetothegames]

[dollfairy]

not to be a judgmental shrew or anything but I just got booked an appointment to open an account for a woman and her son bc he's 8 and needs somewhere to deposit his....revenue from youtube -.-

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[psalacanthea]

to all my period-having buds in the US, make sure you delete that shit

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[circumpolarvampire]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[muttfangs]

ok nvm... deleting that last reblog because I checked out worlds official website and they're NFT / blockchain chud fucks now...

[joeimillers]

aubamevang > joeimillers

changed my user..... ten years later..... after my football phase....... really makes you think..

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻