#gross?

[annievrse]

shotgunning

sukuna x reader —ᡣ𐭩 blurb c/w: smoking, shotgunning

“don’t you dare kiss me with food in your mouth,” you squeal, leaning away from sukuna, whose arms are wrapped around you tightly.

the air is hazy in the apartment and your head lolls to the side in an attempt to avoid his mouth. the joint sukuna had fished from his back pocket disgusted you at first, but then he pulled you closer and soon his mouth was hovering over yours as he exhaled.

you hadn’t put your lips to the paper, yet you swear your head was spinning just from the sheer softness of sukuna’s touch as he gripped your waist to blow the smoke into your lungs.

“kuna!” but, of course, he doesn’t listen to you in his daze, and presses his lips to yours, his cheeks full of strawberry mochi.

you push his shoulder away, and he stands straight; his eyes are half closed, and he has a smirk on his face as he chews.

“pretty sweet, huh?” he mumbles, pressing his mouth to your forehead. “like you, hm?”

“shut up,” your voice is breathy, and when sukuna visibly swallows, you grab the longer strands of pink hair at the back of his head and pull him into you.

[negrotti-natalie]

men bonding over law enforcement/military backgrounds

[csphire]

Oh just being a touch fictosexual, having a tiny crisis now, things...

Just read a comment under a fictosexual article and some asshat is calling it gross. Like ouch dude. Gross? Really? Why put that energy out there into the Universe? Who hurt you to trash others, who are hurting nobody, AND were probably so repeatedly traumatized by real people to the point maybe that's WHY they fall in love with fictional characters?

*covers face and sighs*

[fangedsatyr]

idk what to call this... not "new" k1nk i picked up but one ive been rly RLY into lately. i can only describe it as slob or neet k1nk. and it goes hand in hand with being chubby too. i have never been more turn3d on by the idea of someone being lazy, chubby, eating greasy food, g0oning, video gaming, unemployed, not in school, being sooooo like fuck im getting started just writing this up. IDK WHAT TO CALL THIS BUT ITS SO.... its so good to me. i want nothing more than to fuck someone while they play a game and eat chips and i want to cum into their bag of chips and watch them eat them and lick their fingers qnd i. need to go.

[manyunboundmoments]

I am inside your walls

No like actually im stuck inside your walls, please get me out

"You might also suffocate to death or overheat."

[orthar-the-tooth-collector]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[kitsunerokko]

warning for blood/body bleeding from where you don't normally expect

hoooly shit so like, i've had this painful cyst on one of my tits for like the past 5 days. today it finally popped and idk if it's crude of me to think or if this is a common trans woman experience but fjdgjhkghkfd my thought has been "honestly this is kinda metal. i guess i'm the kind of woman who lactates blood" though might just be like me using the kind of humor/bravado to distract me from being horrified by the amount of blood that's been emenating from my tit because of my body's habit of getting cysts when on HRT

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[frog-man-moments]

gross?

Gross?

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[winged-mammal]

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[nervousmonolith]

figured out why i dislike the term non-man so much thanks random screenshot