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Men fat shaming me and degrading my body makes me wet lol
#gross pig#females are objects#free use slvt#fat piggy#objectify me#patriarchy kink#fat shame me please#degrade and humiliate me#women are worthless#fuck feminism#normalize abuse#attention wh0r3#dykebreaking
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Imprisoned for the crime of being a gross pee-pee head
#guinea pig#ivy#she had a uti and I was hoping she'd pee in there so I could test for blood in her urine#in my defense she went in of her free will#and then she refused to pee#also of her own free will#anyway 6 days of antibiotics later and she seems to be in the clear now#no more weird bedding stains#and gross butt
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Actually all gravity falls shipping wars back when the show was airing were hilarious. i once saw two ppl arguing abt wether pinecest or stancest was better like guys i think its better if we just throw both of you into the bottomless pit forever
#mabcifica wasn't mainstream until like 2019 which left dipcifica raining supreme on the pacifica front#but the billdips and dipcificas were ALWAYS at eachothers throats#oh yeah and wendip too of course. it was just this trifecta of fighting#and everyone would be screaming and throwing chairs and shit snd then someone in the back would go 'i ship stan and goldie :)'#and for just a moment the fighting would stop bc everyone agreed that was endgame..... and then the candips would show up#like candips never did anything to anyone but bc they liked roadside attraction in 2016 they were actually hellspawn to everyone#candips were caught in the crossfire of rage. shoutout to all the 2016 candip shippers you deserved better#i know i saw mabill stuff a couple times but it had absolutely no impact on anything. net 0 change#like i said in that last post once the finale aired everyone kinda just. stopped fighting bc there was So Much Happening#there's a real life bill statue somewhere out there we can't be wasting our time here#but i think actually maybe blubsland going canon killed it all too. like we all agreed that was a huge win for everyone#we all put aside our differences for just a moment to applaud The Gay Cops#'they were disneys first gay couple' WRONG goat and a pig#all this to say shipping wars are dumb and if someone's being gross just kill them or something idk#you don't have to make a whole big thing outta it just block them and move on fighting isn't worth it#it is funny in hindsight tho. and if fiddauthors wanna start a war with billfords i'll be watching from the sidelines with popcorn#sassy speaks#gf
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I've never had lamb but I donr think I could bring myself to do it. I wish I didn't already like other meat I don't think I'm strong enough to be a vegetarian. Maybe if I start hating all food one day like perhaps through drugs or anhedonia
#my mom had chickens snd pigs growing up so she can't eat pork for those reasons and has phases of sudden chicken disgust when she remembers#and is like ktfeels like I'm eating a chicken like this is a chicken i can taste it so gross. and I'm like yeah that's because it's chicken
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I like how Dungeon Meshi addresses how arbitrary the line separating “acceptable” animals to eat and “immoral/gross” animals to eat
#i mean that’s the whole point of the show kind of isn’t it#but I just like it a lot because it’s something people tend to be really stuck in their opinions about#and don’t really think past their initial ick response#like how pigs are okay to eat in western culture but not dogs#and the bugs are seen as gross etc#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Quinn posts
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sneogfs,,,sneghf,,snrohghnf
#sniffs you#but in a hog way so#oink yk#they dont honk but they go like#snognf#im doing that#snongfs you#like just look up pig squeakie toy noises and imagine a big wet sorta gross pig snout on you#thats me babey#hogkin#pigkin#boarkin#red river hog kin#-🐡#therian#mode.hog#og post.jpeg#post.tommy#alterhuman#otherkin#nonhuman
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fascinating seeing people moralize about eating octopus because they have human-like intelligence when i’m sure they don’t do the same for pigs, even though they on average have much longer lifespans than octopus, are extremely biologically similar to us, and also have human-like intelligence
#this isn’t a vegan post btw i eat pigs and i’d probably eat octopus if i didn’t get grossed out by it as a child#just like. be a bit more honest with yourself. you’d probably eat a human in a survival scenario lol#cannibalism cw i guess lmaoo
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i wish i was as delusional as a straight white man
#big mood#mood#funny#gen z#gen z funny#gen z culture#ugh men#men#men are shit#men are evil#men are trash#men are pigs#men are exhausting#men are gross#men are the problem#men are so annoying#men are disgusting#men are the worst#inclusive feminism#feminisim#feminist#femininity
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friend of friends here. genuinely asking how you've never tasted apple pie because it's like. idk one of the common ones ? (I'm not even an apple pie lover- catch me with some cherry or blueberry over apple anyday if we're talking pies)
hello friend of a friend :D
OK SO LIKE
ive never actually had any pie OTHER than pumpkin pie & the reason 4 that is bc my older brother doesnt like any other pie
he has texture issues & just, ??? bc he didnt like it my parents never interacted w/apple pie or any pie outside of pumpkin since? asklfhdsjk
this happens w/all kinds of food & also just other thingssss
this is y ik nothing of starwars; bc my brother h8ed it so i just never got 2 watch any((dont ask how weird that was i just assummed it was a rule & havent made time 2 watych it idk kfjhdsfkj))
also NO1 SELLS ANY APPLE PIE HERE I DONT GET IT
im from goddamn the west of west & just WHERE IS THE APPLE PIE ALL I SEE IS PUMPKIN PIE & CHEESECAKE 4 MILES 2 COME
#iim trying 2 think of other foods that my brother just disliked that ive never had bc of it#ik 1 is casserole?#IDFK HOW 2 SPELL THAT#BUT YEAH THAT ive never had that in my life idek what its suppossed 2 look like#kinda hard 2 know what uve never had if uve never had it#OHH OHHHH#4 the longest time i didnt have chicken nuggets bc my brother laid claim 2 them#i went about 16 yrs w/out them#never had biscuits & gravy#i looked up a list lmao hold on#no meatloaf#tf is a crab cake#never had a cobbler but i have heard friends talk about hwo good it is so im guessing its quite popular#yeah just just some foods ive never even laid eyes on akfjHDJSFG#BUT LIKE#IN MY PARENTS DEFENSE#I NEVER ASKED 2 TRY THEM#bc im known in my family as like “the goat” or “the pig” i eat anything & everything u put in front of me moldy bad or not#so like ive eaten frog legs & sardines n stuff i LVOE SPAM & whatever gross foods ppl dont like#but never apple pie yeahhhhh#fdshjsdgfjhs srry i rambled WAYYYYYY 2 long#u dont even know me KJHFUKSDGFJHLASGFYUHJWAGFIUHSJDK#whateverrrr#puppee answers#ty 4 the ask but honestly the answer make little 2 no sense#its just a thing
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Just finished the show a few days ago, so that's why I'm only just posting this now.
#also yes PB is problimatic but so are a lot of the other characters & i don't care#lady reinacorn would probably be higher in her category if i understood what she was saying but unfortunately i don't#tier list#adventure time#adventure time tier list#magic man is where he is because he became normal man otherwise he'd be in the last category#cinnamon bun is only where he is due to his character growth in the flame kingdom before that he would have been in the meh category#lsp is where she is coz i actually find her funny#hope tier 3 lemongrab is meant to be the 3rd version because I like him the best out of all the lemongrabs#sweet pea wasn't on there but i would probably put him before or after fern#root beer guy is only where he is because I like what they did with him when he got resurrected#speaking of which cherry sods should be on here to & if she was I'd probably place her before him#as her reaction to his death & resurrection was super interesting#just realised that starchy isn't on here either i think I'd place him before mr pig#on reflection I'd put the cosmic owl in the 3rd category after prismo#i haven't watched distant lands or fiona & cake yet so please no spoilers#tiffany is where he is because i find him funny even though he is always hating on my boy finn#upon reflection I actually find amo quite interesting (still annoying though)#with his desperate need to be loved without the ability to give it in return#& how no amount of affection would probably ever have been enough#like talk about depressing#on second thought i'd actually put Grob/Gob/Glob Grod in the cool powers but lack of personality category#ash actually belongs in the worst category coz how he gonna do my girl marcy like that#& Jake's alien dad should actually be in the crazy threat category#coz he straight up travels to different dimensions to make kids so he can drain them of their powers & then leave them to die#& wanted to do the same to his grandkids like that's some next level evil#recardio should really have is own category as while he is kind of threat (he did kidnap finn & jake & beat up lady that one time)#his just not scary like people in the crazy threat category are (more just creepy/weird/gross & annoying)
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Girl, you look like you killed someone.

#My pets#Cali#guinea pig#pepper fiend#She’s the only one in the house that will eat bell peppers because they’re fucking gross
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farming my crush's shit, collecting their turds in bags, writing the date and location of collecting in pink sharpie on each bag, filling my pillowcases with bags of their shit, lying in a pile of their preserved waste, falling asleep with their stench permeating my pores. friends asking why i smell like shit, cancelling plans, eventually i'm alone, making out with bags of your shit. because i love you.
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does anyone have any tips on how to keep your room clean 24/7 like i want my room to be freakishly clean all the time
#idk i feel so gross coming home to a room that has dust and clutter#i promise im not a pig or anything#but i hate seeing hair and wires and random shit#on my desk my floor my bookshelf#idk#help!!!!!!!!!
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The concept of a kglw album with orchestral backing is neat. The concept of it being a part 2 to an album I found really underwhelming is a bit frustrating.
#they can salvage it by being like 5-10% more direct about whatever the vibe was in pig album#or maybe not more direct so much as like... illustrative#pig album was cute but just being like haha we're zany and different and maybe some people would find that gross but we think it's cool 😎#in a very straightforward way as opposed to like sketching out the shape of things with metaphor or interesting imagery#or being more literal and giving some kind of name to the situation#was just very unsatisfying#and adding grand sweeping orchestral backing to that sounds cloying and like. cheap.#come on folks. if you got something to say then say it.
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