#candips were caught in the crossfire of rage. shoutout to all the 2016 candip shippers you deserved better | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bumpscosity · 4 months ago

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Actually all gravity falls shipping wars in back when the show was airing were hilarious. i once saw two ppl arguing abt wether pinecest or stancest was better like guys i think its better if we just throw both of you into the bottomless pit forever

#mabcifica wasn't mainstream until like 2019 which left dipcifica raining supreme on the pacifica front #but the billdips and dipcificas were ALWAYS at eachothers throats #oh yeah and wendip too of course. it was just this trifecta of fighting #and everyone would be screaming and throwing chairs and shit snd then someone in the back would go 'i ship stan and goldie :)'#and for just a moment the fighting would stop bc everyone agreed that was endgame..... and then the candips would show up #like candips never did anything to anyone but bc they liked roadside attraction in 2016 they were actually hellspawn to everyone #candips were caught in the crossfire of rage. shoutout to all the 2016 candip shippers you deserved better #i know i saw mabill stuff a couple times but it had absolutely no impact on anything. net 0 change #like i said in that last post once the finale aired everyone kinda just. stopped fighting bc there was So Much Happening #there's a real life bill statue somewhere out there we can't be wasting our time here #but i think actually maybe blubsland going canon killed it all too. like we all agreed that was a huge win for everyone #we all put aside our differences for just a moment to applaud The Gay Cops #'they were disneys first gay couple' WRONG goat and a pig #all this to say shipping wars are dumb and if someone's being gross just kill them or something idk #you don't have to make a whole big thing outta it just block them and move on fighting isn't worth it #it is funny in hindsight tho. and if fiddauthors wanna start a war with billfords i'll be watching from the sidelines with popcorn #sassy speaks #gf

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