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Stills of New York City in the 80s by Frank Horvat.

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selfies with friends

selfies with best friends

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he feast

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Rabbits are talented gymnasts and interpretive dancers. This rabbit is doing some floor work during a performance of a lengthy number involving many intricate stunts.

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sexuality: sebastian moran sarcastically saying “fucking incredible, jim” when jim fucks shit up

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Gentleman’s Bogotas Wearable Lockpicks

http://www.gonnawannagetit.com/product/gentlemans-bogotas-wearable-lockpicks/

GWGi

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Real bun meets pretend bun

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trading headcanons with friends like

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YOUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT UNIVERSAL

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“bear in mind”

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the signs, first impression/ when you get to know them

Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done

Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker

Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor

Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns

Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs

Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space

Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy

Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff

Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy

Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad

Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart

Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies

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Hufflepuff: fight me

Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again

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HOW EVIL IS YOUR SIGN

Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they’re like 2 SURPRISE

Taurus: apparently extremely evil

Gemini: actually a peacemaker 

Cancer: secretly they’re stabbing you in their mind

Leo: sugar, spice and everything nice

Virgo: thinks they’re evil but no

Libra: they’ll blame it on someone else

Scorpio: actually not evil but everyone thinks they are

Sagittarius: the most evil but nobody realizes

Capricorn: capable of starting a war

Aquarius: satan

Pisces: will hit you with a stick but that’s as far as it’s gonna go

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While working at toys r us

Me:hello sir looking for anything specific?

Him:no I actually have no idea.

Him:my daughter won't tell me

Him:she's eight and I asked her what she wants from Santa and she said "well that's between me and Santa now isn't it.".