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Heart: I need you to understand that when I type out "hehe" it's not "heehee <3", it's "HEHEHEHEHEH >:)".
Heart: It's not "heeheeheehee~ ^w^", it's "hEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHhhhhh!! >:DDD".
#submission#gremlin bastard#devious creature#i love him#chonny jash#cj heart#chonnys charming chaos compendium
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Im with Jack
We coulda done MUCH better than Jeff.... ._.
The mustard sweater duo were right there!-
Listen I agree that the mustard bois are VERY 😳🥵 and Jeff IS, in fact, a crusty ass ho
BUT!!
I think that’s part of Jeff’s appeal imo 🥺👉👈
#he is#pathetic lil meow meow#gremlin bastard#stink stinky vile man!!#and we love him for that#right?#right guys?????#right???????????#creepypasta#Jeff the killer
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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doodle of john all for the game or whatever his name is
#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#andreil#neil josten#aftg fanart#my bastard son#the epic continuation of me trying to capture neils evil gremlin look#please dont look too closely at this i did not colour inside the lines
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I’m actually crying over how Jinx is in Silco’s office because it’s probably time to give him his medicine for the day, except he not there. She knows that. But whether to reminiscent, mourn, or simply out of sheer habit, she still came to his office.
She did that every day for so many years and now...
He’s not there for her to give him his medicine.
And I just...
#I'm sad okay the stupid rat bastard man and his crazy chaos gremlin of a daughter stole and broke my heart#Arcane#Arcane Spoilers#Jinx#Silco#Jinx and Silco#Arcane S2 Spoilers
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Behold my latest contribution to society
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selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!
the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good
also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by
imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.
how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!
#syn's art#scott smajor#smajor#smajor1995#smajor fanart#pirates smp#scurvyblr#pirates smp fanart#lil bit of#traffic life fanart#selkie#(even if it's not accurate to mythology)#(at all)#he's just a little gremlin and i love that for him !!#sausage would be enabling this little bastard i know he would#oh and the reason i chose a harbor seal#rather than any colourful fish species#is because it's one of the several marine mammals known to have homosexual members!!#also because scott's chaotic enough to pull off being a seal#!! someone should write a fic where another pirate (probs martyn) catches a seal and whoops#he just stabbed scott#that's not good
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More of penelope and odysseus being rat bastards in love please. I know for a fact that these two were menaces to any neighboring kingdoms. They were pulling scams, they committed crimes, I know these two are just the most obnoxious people at a party.
#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#odysseus#penelope#Odysseus penelope being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love#Banging pots and pans together they are mences straight up gremlins#I know for a fact that telemachus spends parties going I'm so sorry for them#No it's not my dad's trauma Athena says he's always been like that#Odypen dedicating everything they win/steal/scam to Athena so she finds this behavior funny#Not my phone correcting rat to rational 😭
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today's natnowrimo word count is 31,828!
a slow day today, but doing some sprints in my region discord helped a bit :3
tomorrow will be a long day so I'm not sure I'll get much work done if any
today's mood is okay FINE I'll take the stupid POTS meds consistently and today's jam is "the knack" by mother mother
today's excerpt is UNABASHEDLY cheesy
He found a chair to perch on and he slid the shoes onto his feet. He took his time with the laces, pondering how stupid this suit looked with his purple striped socks. Then he stretched out his legs, watching the way the gold flashed in the store’s gnashing fluorescence.
“I like them,” he said.
“Can you walk in them?” Quinn asked.
Nat hopped up and tried. The thick base of the heels probably helped, as did some miraculous vampiric sense of balance.
Quinn took him by the hand and twirled him around. “You look amazing!”
“Thanks!” Nat said. “I feel weird!”
“No one can tell,” Quinn said. “They’ll be too distracted by how attracted to you they are. You’ll be stealing every heart at the party, I promise you.”
Nat blushed, and this time didn’t bother to turn his face away and hide it. An unfamiliar bubble of laughter rose in his chest.
“I have one last thing to add, but it’s at home,” Quinn said, slinging their arm around him. “You’ll just have to trust me on it. It’ll be perfect.”
“Sure,” Nat said.
“Now you go get changed while I pay for all this,” Quinn said. “Quick, before I fall in love with you.”
Nat went, but not without a little hesitation.
LIKE. QUINN. C'MON
AND NAT YOU'RE NO BETTER. CUT THAT OUT
#natnowrimo#nanowrimo#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears#I've been posting a lot of tender charming quinn lately#they are a BASTARD they are a HORRIBLE GREMLIN#Nat's got a navy blue suit with gold tie and shoes with gold accents hehe
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there are no rules to what's a trinket. you find something and it's pretty/meaningful to you then damn, that's a pretty good trinket.
however, trinkets must never be stolen. always make sure you are only in possession of ethically sourced trinkets.
here are some of my trinkets.
#crowcore#corvidcore#crow#corvid#gremlincore#chaotic bastard#bastardcore#chaotic#chaotic energy#crows#ravencore#ravens#gremlin#trinkets#shinies#collecting#rock collecting
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Gonna be real if you accuse people of misogyny based on their favorite characters and ships, I do not fucking trust your opinion. full stop
#gopher rambles#I'll ship just about anything if i see an interesting angle to it#i love m/f. i love m/m. i love f/f. ships with nbs are uncommon but i love those too#“oh but you talk about m/m so much more so you hate women”#fuck right off please. i love women. but my favorite character flavor is “messy bastard gremlin who feels things begrudgingly”#and most female characters don't get to be that in the genres i prefer#im picky about my ships with female characters because there are so few that fit my preferences#so dont come at me about misogyny for my fandom bullshit. also i fucked your parents. both of them. die mad#vent ish#ok to rb#rant
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Saw this on Pinterest, def reminded me of a certain gremlin with his beloved benevolent pink flower in their free time.
Fan art credit to @golswia
#heihua#dmbj#hei xiazi#good omens#xie yuchen#wu xie#zhang qiling#wang pangzi#cat#adorable#gremlin#whipped cream#grave robbers chronicles#hes so babygirl#bastards in love#bastards#so whipped#little flower is being benevolent today#greedy gremlin
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Plz help, 2024 sucks and I love you all
Hey guys, I'm so so so tired.
I haven't actually been so active lately due to so much crap going on at home.
I've put up a goal and am begging for some help.
My apartment complex had their bi yearly inspections and we ended up failing due to over clutter. I have a family of 7 that we've squeezed to fit into a small three bedroom unit so of course, it's going to look cluttered ToT
We ended up having to rent a whole storage unit to be able to fully declutter or face being evicted. On top of that, they've also raised our rent here by $200.(We paid $960, now it's $1160) On top of THAT, our vehicle was totalled so now we are currently borrowing my father in law and having to figure out a new car situation too.
We're barely managing to scrap by, but with all of that going on, I'm not honestly not sure how we're going to manage for this Christmas season. (I know it shouldn't seem like a big deal, but I have 5 gremlins between 5-14 so for them, it's a big deal) The goal isn't all going for Xmas, there's also general needs and such for home in there too.
I will be so eternally grateful to any and all help received in this time of need. I know it comes off as whining and for that I'm sorry. I genuinely just needed to rant about it all too. Thank for taking your time to listen to this old momma beg(and scream and cry)
(Also, if no one's told you today, I'm so proud of you and the journey you've faced. Keep fighting, I'm rooting for you!<3)
#adri blerps#kofi goal#minor rant#please consider donating#goal#ko fi support#landlords are bastards#my apartment sucks#i just wanna give my gremlins a good holiday#this is a cry for help#i will love you forever#spare a moment and reblog#ko fi shop
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OBJECTION!!! AND OTHER ASSORTED FRENCH COMEBACKS!!
#genshin impact#furina#lady furina#genshin fanart#genshin fontaine#GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH MY BASTARD GREMLIN WOMAN!!!!!
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Adam!
(my farmer gremlin in Fields of Mistria)
#i feel a bit awkward tagging the game with just my character created but like.... idk how else to organize#fields of mistria#i wanna do art of the townspeople bc theyre all really cute and charming hhhh#but ive had a low energy day where i dont want the task of capturing personalities for the first time#so for now its just gonna be this lil bastard gremlin#who uses all pronouns just go bonkers i love that its an option to have all pronouns#jumping with a cape gives me serotonin#also for my reference do i need to tag fom conversations as a spoil tag??#like for heart events i think i might just bc its such a new game#but yeah..... hrmmmmm...... i think i will when i draw some of the conversations if i do#if its just silly interactions then i wont but like ..... if its from a specific heart event i think i will?
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Saw this in my feed today and all I could think was "This is about Kacchan"
I've seen a lot of antis say how Bakugo bullied Izuku is unforgivable and we shouldn't idolise him let alone even like him at all and
Here's the thing. I've been in Deku's shoes. I have been an unchill asshole punchbag my entire life and guess what
Half of those people are my friends now. They did horrible things to me when we were kids and I'll never forget it, but I did forgive them.
Because they changed. Made actual effort to apologise and be better to me in their own ways and that kind of growth is what we've been seeing so clearly in Katsuki.
I have yet to meet a 15 year old who isn't fucked in the head (bully or bullied) so the next time an anti calls us out for respecting a character with so much growth and emotional maturity ima virtually slap this post on their dashboard because Kacchan fuckin earned it.
#and those are the same people who get mad at fans for seeing him in a romantic light#cuz hes just an lil boyy#the ignorance makes me so mad#kacchan deserves the world me and deku will die defending him#he's an angry gremlin bastard but we love him anyways#bkdk#bnha#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#horikoshi#izuku midoriya#mha#kacchan#ktdk#my hero academia
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