#gremlin bastard

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: I need you to understand that when I type out "hehe" it's not "heehee <3", it's "HEHEHEHEHEH >:)".

Heart: It's not "heeheeheehee~ ^w^", it's "hEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHhhhhh!! >:DDD".

[just-a-creep-babe]

Im with Jack

We coulda done MUCH better than Jeff.... ._.

The mustard sweater duo were right there!-

Listen I agree that the mustard bois are VERY 😳🥵 and Jeff IS, in fact, a crusty ass ho

BUT!!

I think that’s part of Jeff’s appeal imo 🥺👉👈

[kiiumia]

AWAWI

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[0xycod0ne]

doodle of john all for the game or whatever his name is

[going-to-superhell]

The best part is that this isn’t the first time he tried this

[ap-kinda-lit]

Behold my latest contribution to society

[synesthete-sylke]

selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!

the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good

also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by

imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.

how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!

[lady-griffin]

I’m actually crying over how Jinx is in Silco’s office because it’s probably time to give him his medicine for the day, except he not there. She knows that. But whether to reminiscent, mourn, or simply out of sheer habit, she still came to his office.

She did that every day for so many years and now...

He’s not there for her to give him his medicine.

And I just...

[backpackingspace]

More of penelope and odysseus being rat bastards in love please. I know for a fact that these two were menaces to any neighboring kingdoms. They were pulling scams, they committed crimes, I know these two are just the most obnoxious people at a party.

[charles-breaks-beakers]

there are no rules to what's a trinket. you find something and it's pretty/meaningful to you then damn, that's a pretty good trinket.

however, trinkets must never be stolen. always make sure you are only in possession of ethically sourced trinkets.

here are some of my trinkets.

[gophergal]

Gonna be real if you accuse people of misogyny based on their favorite characters and ships, I do not fucking trust your opinion. full stop

[chaos-magnett]

Saw this on Pinterest, def reminded me of a certain gremlin with his beloved benevolent pink flower in their free time.

Fan art credit to @golswia

[citroncynique]

OBJECTION!!! AND OTHER ASSORTED FRENCH COMEBACKS!!

[moeblob]

Adam!

(my farmer gremlin in Fields of Mistria)

[going-to-superhell]

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