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hi person I definitely do not know, choose the number 22 now let's see what you got
*cracks knuckles and neck*
everyone, meet my arch fucking nemesis.
one day, while we were in a literature workshop i think, we promised each other we'd write a character analysis of each other. we're both too scared to do it, but i will make a stand and this will be like... a hint of that. a teaser of what could be. an idea.
I don't exactly know where to start so I'll just pick a random point: I said previously that I visit Rei's house the most. That's because I practically live at Dee's house. It became so bad we eventually started going to uni together. It became a meme. and for good reason.
Dee is the most terrifying person you will ever see, but then you'll talk with them for 15 minutes and if you do end up clicking, you'll discover that there's nothing to be afraid of. They're very sweet, but so extremely introverted. Im an archeologist and they're ancient ruins which I KNOW exist and i WILL be digging them up.
but this person. this specimen. this creature. this eldritch entity. honestly man, i dunno what to say, other than this guy (gnc) is one of my best fucking friends and i am so happy about that. this BRAIN. they are genuinely the most fun to discuss shit about. like theyre one of the few people where i will rave about my special interests and they will rave about theirs and we will be having Fun.
speaking of raving about special interests, theyre one of the few neurotypical people with whom i genuinely feel heard and properly taken care of with. like so many of my acquiantances will just not understand the mental illness cocktail inside my brain, and dee doesn't either because they just don't experience it, but theyre one of the few people who will make accomodations for me without me even having asked and that is so noble of them.
also sorry for constantly talking about how hArD my life is. except when i say im dying or wanna kill myself. then im not sorry. i am a dramatic son of a bitch and you befriended me on PURPOSE.
also the ones that get it, get it, but creating an au with you has been one of the most fun experiences ever in my life. not only was it such a fun writing exercise (WRITERS CLUB WHO?) but i loved thinking with you and it was an excuse to spend time with you and no joke i would do it all over again and i WILL do it all over again you are extremely unsafe. and while our love languages clash, once we synced up and did parallel play perfectly, it was such... a safe environment. talking and planning an theorizing with them is fun as fuck. but chilling on their couch (aka my bed) while they play some strategy war game and i play breath of the wild and i listen to them rage at egyptians, mongolians, british, scottish, or whoever attacks their faction and theyre panicking about not having enough resources while i rapidly back away from an approaching lynel is so comforting.
drawing in the same room as them and explaining fashion trends while they explained the latest criminal minds episode to me was so fun. it was so safe. i will genuinely cherish every moment with them, and i massively appreciate them. I wont get into what the situation was, but i once had to run to their house at 12.30 am while carrying groceries in my pajamas, and i wouldd do that again, for any reason.
but also they BULLY me and i am being ABUSED. >:(
no bullying from me in this post tho, i already do a lot of that irl and i will not be stopping.
also i know you will never make your own post like this about me, dee, unless you're not a coward :)
#asks#friends#greetings-humans#'AM I BEING ROMANCED RIGHT NOW?' and 'I would give you my first born' are genuinely the most funny compliments ive ever received from#an aroace person thank you dee for that honor#but uh yeah uuhh who is this person oh noo stranger danger
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Hear me out
selkie wriothesley
I mean seals are just more pathetic water dogs right?
Silly water dog 🥺
#fyi ig selkies are not mermaids#they look human but have seal skin they wear to transform fully to seals#so i this isnt half seal wrio#he just took off his selkie skin underwater to greet a certain someone#reminding me of the selkie neuvi fic#where weio was counting the years of his life and encounters with neuvi#i forgor the name of the fic :/ but it made me genuinely cry#lyss' sketch#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley
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not exactly a sign but is this random floral couch outside an out of use building ominous enough for you?
idk if this reads as ominous to me, but I really like this image. I feel sad for the couch, sat there facing the building.
#o.s asks#then I start humanizing it-#it still longs for the day it can finally experience a sunset.#so close but never able to turn and greet the painted skies.#do you think it asks the trashcan for stories of its adventures beyond the building wall?
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so cas heard dean’s incredibly homosexually charged apology prayer, then admits to having heard this. while they are making eye contact. and they don’t make out??? what is this show
#s15 ep9#why am i still watching this nonsense. these guys shouldve kissed already#so you’re telling me homotron 3000 listened to his boybestfriend human apologise!! while crying!!#and then did not immediately greet him with sloppy lip???#if the cw weren’t homophobic…………#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#sam yaps about spn
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Aurora and Florence as one another
#aurora#aurora aksnes#auroramusic#aurora singer#florence + the machine#florence and the machine#florence welch#a different kind of human#all my demons greeting me as a friend#infections of a different kind#the gods we can touch#what happened to the heart?#lungs#ceremonials#how big how blue how beautiful#high as hope#dance fever#florence#flo welch#fatm#f+tm
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There are heroes within us
There are lovers around us
#aurora#aurora aksnes#aurora singer#auroramusic#what happened to the earth?#what happened to the heart?#the gods we can touch#all my demons greeting me as a friend#infections of a different kind#a different kind of human#photography#black and white
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Working through some of the religions for the Little Bird. That’s a lie I’ve had the first drawing done for months and the concepts for the second for years.
I absolutely want to expand on these sometime, but for now this is all :3
#humans and zoronxie are the only ones to do deities. I’ve decided.#and the way the Enithian heralds are portrayed depend entirely on the individual.#in universe those designs would have been made by prrrrobably a human?#spec bio#worldbuilding#my art#little bird worldbuilding#zoronxiecore#greetings from enith#alien#aliens#sci-fi
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ho is you magical?










#aurora aksnes#all my demons greeting me as a friend#infections of a different kind#a different kind of human#the gods we can touch#what happened to the heart
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you were my brightest student, my research partner, and my dearest friend.
#darkest dungeon 2 spoilers#dd2 spoilers#darkest dungeon 2#dd2#darkest dungeon#dd#the narrator#the academic#the protege#the protégé#my art#'would you still love me if i was a horror beyond human comprehension' 'unfortunately. can you clean your room'#theyre holding hands if you cant tell. normal greetings among scholars. its the collegial handshake that doomed them both you wouldnt get i#fellow protege and academic enjoyers lets stare at each other. limerence crit 56 limerence crit 78 limere
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Artworks inspired by all of AURORA's albums💚

ALL MY DEMONS GREETING ME AS A FRIEND

INFECTIONS OF A DIFFERENT KIND (STEP 1)

A DIFFERENT KIND OF HUMAN (STEP 2)

THE GODS WE CAN TOUCH

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HEART?
#aurora art#aurora aksnes#aurora#art#fanart#album art#digital drawing#digital art#anime#gabb villamor#all my demons greeting me as a friend#infections of a different kind#a different kind of human#the gods we can touch#what happened to the heart?
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rip Erik Lehnsherr you would have loved mitski and lana del rey. you'd never admit to that tho
#erik lehnsherr#x men#xmen#magneto#his music taste would be as weird as his fashion sense#my fav fashion disaster of a man#charles has to pick clothes for him every time they go somewhere#but nobody's perfect i guess#i love him regardless of his crimes against fashion#and humanity#i actually don't mind the second ones#he just slayed#literally#this is me thinking i'm funny#also has anybody ever seen a cis guy that listens to mitski/lana del rey?#i haven't#this requires an investigation#which i'll forget about 2s after i post this#greetings from the memory loss land#what was i talking about again??#i still think i'm funny
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I thought I was ready for Dungeons and Daddies live.
I was wrong.
Dads + Tilburg = a night NO ONE in that audience will ever, ever, e.v.e.r. forget. Ever.
#dungeons and daddies#also Anthony calling his dad was AN EXPERIENCE I cannot stop thinking about#I want to hug our daddy master and never let go#bi and proud babe 😘#also STEVE!#so yeah...I had a great night. Bonkers but great#though I think my brain bluescreened at the meet and greet after 😂#dndads#anthony burch#beth may#freddie wong#will campos#matt arnold#dads against humanity 🙌
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maybe I just want a Star Wars isekai fic where there’s no romance at all. Y’know? No bullshit but also ONLY bullshit. It’s still from the perspective of like, I dunno, mando, and he still has with a mentally ill tweenager Young Adult in his spaceship with whom he must Work Together to Survive and Grow Narratively, but I want said tween to be wearing a knitted frog hat and tiktok mullet yelling “how DETAILED is this fucking SET!?” as they flip over a couch. i mean imagine. They’ve watched the show and already know everything. Mando GETS a face reveal, we KNOW the actor, so frog hat (convinced this is all A Dream) could just be like, desperately trying to convince this actor to drop the bit, (“I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS MEET N GREET!”) and try to prove it by really badly but really accurately drawing his face. Imagine the mental breakdown Mando would have. It’d be glorious. Shrodingers Religious Taboo.
Maybe this has already been done before but I Do Not care, I just want to read it. Immediately. The BIT potential. The JOKIFICATION. this bitch could fit SO many terrible jokes and misunderstandings in it, holy shit.
#“I did not agree to this meet n greet” would be a banger FUC name ngl#adding that to my List#star wars#the mandalorian#mando#star wars the mandalorian#din djarin#“What’s a human”#“YOURE human#IM human#YOUR NAME IS FUCKING DAVE OR SOMETHING MY GRANDMA SIMPS FOR YOU can you PLEASE let me off this theme park ride—“#God I love shit posting
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The fascinating way you change your colors~♪
#aurora#aurora aksnes#auroramusic#aurora singer#all my demons greeting me as a friend#infections of a different kind#a different kind of human#the gods we can touch#what happened to the heart?
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Um were you talking requests a while back? If so, are there any rules or conditions that we should be aware of?
ok
a good rule of thumb is: if you try any more often than once, I'm not doing it (out of spite even if I thought that idea is fun but now I feel pressured and used, I'm not a machine after all! I sometimes feel like people speak to me like they throw a prompt into an AI) (also I'm stealing that idea and you'll never see it)
my askbox is pretty much always open and I receive a lot. I currently have 81 unanswered ones, to give you an idea. you see how often I actually have time to answer them and then I never do half-assed things bc I set my standards on myself too high so I usually include a doodle whether you asked for it or not bc I kinda just don't like to clog my blog with boring text-only posts.
it's actually unlikely...
but I always say it's worth a shot.
it's literally a gamble. (where you can try again with another prompt after a few weeks of a cooldown period so it doesn't feel like you're spamming and pushing me)
bc I am incapable of making smth messy and call it a day. you basically get a commission for free. bc I do not take commissions. that shit will be fully clean, rendered, maybe even an entire cluster comic page as I like to call them. I LOVE DOING THIS. I love to surprise people. to utterly flummox them. I specifically like to do art to make people happy, so I always swore to myself I would never take money for it. it stays a hobby and smth to spread joy with.
by keeping it a rare, by-chance occurrence it stays special.
you pay by being creative and kind + luck. my requests come closer to a raffle I guess.
I just do em when ADHD inspiration strikes me. since June of last year where I started paperhatober it's just. become MUCH slower. bc I REFUSE to give up. so my life has been on hold literally bc of that omg. I swear I will finish this.
I swear
I may not have finished highschool but I WILL finish this (it's personal. I will actually talk about it once I'm done)
so the smart move rn is to wait until the glorious day where I finish that god forsaken challenge... I can think of like 5 requests off the dome that I would be fire and flames for and perhaps I even have drafts somewhere but I can't get distracted yet...
also yeah literally any topic is ok but I do sometimes wonder why I get hardcore NSFW requests bc... brother. god knows I want to. but how do you expect me to post that onto The Censorship Site .com
foot note: yes, mutuals are prioritized. I follow like 20 people.
#I am real!#please... I'm a person#speak to me like to a living human#I have posted an art vs. artist thing not too long ago#if you can't find it picture this#small guy; 5 foot tall; is 25 looks like 15 moves like 55; brown eyes brown hair#I am actually sitting on the other side of the screen#please don't request “Flug in Miku's clothes” and press send#I'm not google or Stable Diffusion#I beg you to form a sentence that sounds like you consider me human enough to greet me on the street if you saw me#ask reply#I can't help but giggle everytime I read 3-word-requests it feels like I'm working at McDonalds...#it's just... so out of context it's not even a question#sometimes idk if that is a request to me to draw that or to give you my opinion on that#text post
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I often wonder how English distinguishing between “sentient pronouns” (he/she/they) and “inanimate pronouns” (it/its) affects our perception of the world.
I wonder if languages without this distinction foster more care towards the environment.
Animals and plants are usually referred to as “it”. Would we care for them more if we thought of them as sentient?
#brought to you by me calling plants he/she/they and greeting them and people finding me odd#lots of languages don’t have this distinction#it probably doesn’t make a huge difference in attitude in those languages#but in English where we do distinguish calling a plant <her> is a pretty big statement#this is kind of just me being weird tbh#pets are called by sentient pronouns#on the other hand maybe we don’t need to anthropomorphise nature#that isn’t always accurate#idk I’m just rambling here#not even mentioning it/its pronouns#sometimes users of it/its really appreciate the separation from humanity/human gender and norms#like it’s very interesting#anyway making it clear if you use it/its pronouns you’re very cool don’t get the wrong idea from this post#it would be amazing if it became the standard pronoun for everyone and everything#like that would be fascinating#maybe using a sentient pronoun would become a way to show closeness to someone or something#anyway idk what I’m on about#bye#language#langblr#linguistics#languages#quinn posts#environmental science
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