- Failing to catch a keyring Camilla tossed to him from like two feet away. They just hit his hands and fall right on the floor
- Insinuating he's a better necromancer than Harrowhark assuming this will rouse her from her fainting spell (it works)
- Declining Camilla's suggestion to stop working with the cleaning product he's allergic to because he wants to study his own allergic reaction
- Writing a sequel to the mid-tier romance book he's stuck in purgatory with, on the walls of said purgatory
- Hearing Nona say she doesn't think redheads are sexy and immediately going. Well that can't just be Harrow- obviously Harrow thinks redheads are all wildly sexy (and Gideon would be vain enough to agree)
- "Unlike some of us, I've never much seen the allure of an evil cougar" a stronger man than I 🫡
I am convinced that if Dick watches The Greatest Showman it would break him.
He watches it with his brothers and he ends up laying face down on the couch. His brothers don't know if he's crying happy-tears, nostalgic-tears, normal emotional movie tears or I'm-having-flashbacks-tears.
It's a bit of everything if he's being honest.
Tim is freaking the fuck out, Jason is aggressively trying to get him to stop crying, Damian is just standing there with his brain bluescreening.
I think reigen has normal ass parents he doesn’t have a tragic backstory he’s just like that because he gets bored without a little enrichment (lying, fraud) in his life