#great now it’s stuck in my head….

[mingkilovur]

i’ve had writers block for the past like 3 days like it’s so bad😭😭 i wanna write but then when i actually try to sit down to write… nuffin☹️ im slowly getting there tho🫶🏾

[froggtogs]

gone fishing

[lemongogo]

anyways . silly thing

[pedripics]

saul.peregina: @/pedri Qué has hecho? 😱 Pedri cumple su promesa de raparse y dejarse bigote si España ganaba la Euro2024 🇪🇸🏆 Gracias por hacerme partícipe de este gran título 🙏🏼🫶🏼

[zishuge]

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 38

[snarkspawn]

shows up months late with another silly kenbig barbie redraw

porsche is not feeling the kenergy

[scenezfreak]

Hi again luv I hope your doing ok I'm sorry if I'm requesting to much but I had this thing going on in my head for DAYS and I was thinking if you could write a Jeff the killer x metal reader fem that writes songs and dose concert's but what if we sprinkled a little more smut into that like she acts all mean and mostly like flirty but then one night her boyfriend (Jeff) pins her down and fucks her so hard that the bed brakes like ahhhhhyfgy.I really hope you can do it but don't exhaust yourself and remember to eat,sleep,go outside and have fun we only have 1 life so live it at your best dear <333

A/N: Aww you’re so sweet, darling 🫶🏻 Thank you! And you’re not requesting a lot at all don’t worry, I appreciate your kind words and same goes to you! Take care of yourself <3

“You can take it”

Jeff the Killer x fem!metalhead!reader

Warnings: mean but also softie Jeff, bed breaking, degradation, reader crying (from pleasure), Jeff teasing reader

NOT PROOF READ, MINORS DNI.

You were setting up for your next concert, your band was testing and tuning their instruments. You were in the back, fixing one of the strings on your guitar.

Jeff wasn’t necessarily a part of your band but he traveled with you on tours because he couldn’t stand being away from you that long, even though he’d never admit it. “Am I that beautiful you have to stare, loser?” You glanced at him then back at your guitar. “Tch. Who said that?” He replied in a salty tone. “Hmm me.” This time you didn’t look at him. He scoffed and crossed his arms. You successfully tuned your guitar and let a sigh of relief out. You checked the time, “shit, I gotta get on stage. I’ll see you later.” You flipped him off as a joke and smiled at him before walking towards the stage. That damn smile of yours was going to get him in trouble.

-

You had finished and walked backstage after saying your goodbyes to the crowd. You grabbed a rag and wiped off your sweat, your band members told you how great you did and you returned the thanks and complimented them too. Turning back around you nearly jump out of your skin. “AH FUCK- Jeff you whore!” You sigh, not expecting to see Jeff there. “I need to put a damn bell on you. When did you even get there?” You asked, taking a sip of water. “Did your loud music playing ruin your ears or smth? Not like I was trying to be quiet.” He rolled his eyes. You stick your tongue out at him playfully, but you didn’t expect him to kiss you and take your tongue into his mouth.

You gasped into the kiss and he pushed you against the table behind you. Your hands flew up to clutch his hoodie. His hands rested on your waist. He pulled back, your salive coated his lips. Good thing you already looked a mess before he kissed you because one of your band mates came around the corner and asked if you saw his drumsticks anywhere. You shook your head, unable to say anything. After he sighed and left you looked back at Jeff, “if you’re going to fuck me then get on with it, baby” the last word was filled with your teasing tone.

-

…You don’t remember what exactly happened, you only remember Jeff dragging you to the car and driving home then immediately dragging you to the bedroom. Now..you were stuck in doggy style with him pounding you from behind and his hand tangled in your hit while his other one slapped your ass. “Wanna act like such a brat, yeah?” He thrusted in deep. “Then I’ll fuckin’ treat ya like one.” He leaned forward, his pace was brutal. You let out a whine at his next words. “Only good girls get to cum, brat.” Your hole clenched around his hard cock. “Ooh~? You like that?” His tone returned to teasing.

He slapped your ass again, causing you to yelp. The hand that’s tangled in your hair pushes your head down so that your face is pressed against the mattress. Your back was impossibly arched and you gripped the sheets. “This’ll teach you to watch your tone around me, whore.” His voice only making your cunt throb more. You could hear the faint cracking of wood but paid no mind as you were too busy getting your pussy abused by your boyfriend. The sound of wet slapping, Jeff’s huffs and almost inaudible growls, your loud moans, and the headboard hitting the wall filled the room.

He almost didn’t catch it if not for his quick reaction skills, you whined and looked up when you felt the grip in your hair disappear and Jeff stop fucking you. You soon came to realize that Jeff caught the headboard in time right before it hit you. He shoved it off to the side and laughed before leaning down, “fuckin’ you so good the damn bed is falling apart.” He pushed for a second, “did anything hit you?” You shook your head, face heating up realizing the situation and him asking if you were okay. You shoved your own face back into the mattress and shook your hips back and forth to hint for him to continue.

He laughed and his hand found it’s way back into your hair again, this time pulling you back and turning your head so you’re facing him. “Such a damn whore, y’know that?” He didn’t give you time to answer before pounding into you again. You moaned into the kiss and tightened around him, causing him to groan. “Gonna cum” he whispered, he licked away tears that were spilling from your eyes at how good he was fucking you. He held back, moving his free hand in between your thighs to attack your clit, determined to get you to cum before he did. He didn’t think you could get any tighter, you threw your head back with a loud whimper of his name as you came.

He continued to rub your clit throughout your high then he leaned back up, placing both hands on your hips and resuming his pace. His cock twitched inside of you before he pulled out and rubbed his cock against your ass. You felt strings of his hot cum land on your back. He scooped it up on his fingers before leaning forward. “Open wide, darling.” You obeyed and he shoved his cum coated fingers into your mouth which you happily cleaned. He cleaned the rest up with a wipe from the bedside table. He moved you onto your back and got up and walked out of the room.

You sat up and rubbed your back, it was already sore. You glanced at the headboard on the floor and huffed out a laugh, he walked back in. “The fuck are you smiling about?” He handed you a water bottle and sat down next to you, his eyes grazing over your form to see if you were hurt anywhere. “Just thinking about how good you fucked me.” You hum and sip the water. You leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Right before you pulled away he grabbed you by the throat, “keep actin’ like a brat and I won’t fuck you so good next time.” Her tried to seem serious but ended up smirking and he leaned forward to capture your lips in another kiss.

[driftingthruspace]

listened to some of ART gatsby so far and HOLY SHIT IT'S SO GOOD I CAN FEEL THE PASSION THROUGH THE SCREEN

[weaverpop]

I feel like "Baby shark" being introduced to Jing's household would be an apocalyptic level of misery. Especially post the quadruplets.

Oh gods. I remember when that shit came out. Yeah no the babies absolutely love it while everyone else hates it.

Except, suprisingly, for Jing. Jing actually kinda likes it, and hunks it under his breath while doing laundry or dishes. Granted he doesn’t care for how often it’s played, but he doesn’t despise it like the others.

Azure hates it. He hates hates hates it. Nezha was the one who introduced it, so he gets air jailed as punishment.

[thejadecount]

I don’t know why but I have a strong feeling that Separated! Donnie and B.E.A.S.T. Donnie would get along disturbingly well.

[dee-boop]

A sample of culty xtian song lyrics I sang regularly growing up:

“Be sure your sins will find you out, and you will pay for it without a doubt. If you are wise you will obey and live to please the lord in every way” from a “Patch the Pirate” song, which are audio drama musicals for children

“Are you washed in the blood, in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb”

“Though Satan should buffet, though trials should come, let this blest assurance control, that Christ has regarded my helpless estate and hath shed His own blood for my soul”

“Jesus sought me when a stranger wandering from the fold of god. He to rescue me from danger interposed His precious blood”

“He lives! He lives! Salvation to impart. You ask me how I know he lives, he lives within my heart” (they really think their little feelings are Truth 😤 then say everyone else is too emotional and sensitive)

Perfect submission, all is at rest, I in my savior am happy and blessed; watching and waiting, looking above”

“I’ll love thee in life; I will love thee in death, and praise thee as long as thou lendest me breath, and say when the deathdew lies cold on my breath, ‘if i ever loved thee, my jesus, ‘tis now’”

“O perfect redemption, the purchase of blood, to every believer the promise of God. The vilest offender who truly believes, that moment from Jesus a pardon receives”

“Who am i without your grace? Another smile another face, another breath, grain of sand passing quickly through your hand. I give my life an offering, take it all, take everything”

“Empty me of myself until the only thing that’s left is more of you, less of me, make me who i’m meant to be. …Take it all I surrender.” (it’s really no wonder i dissociate)

“We are the chosen, we are royalty, we are Your children, you set us free. You alone are our identity” (hello White supremacy)

Etc. i could find the word limit for a textpost if I kept going

[umemiyan]

i mistakenly listened to electric feel once yesterday and now it's going to be stuck in my head for the next 10 days

[pinksilvace]

Truly one of the lyrics of all time

[carmen-berzattos]

So when he said Eat Your Young he was being very literal

[tj-crochets]

I have not forgotten the quilt while I’ve been making fall and Halloween themed stuff! One more set of star points to sew and I’ll be ready to start sewing the rows together

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle!