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Greasy Mess
Hibiscus 14″ x 18″ oil painting $554 Wall Art Prints and Prints on other items available with the link https://www.etsy.com/listing/26645170/hibiscus-art-14×18-impressionist-floral?click_key=77a70aca4f5fe52b582eb41b0a9ee54cfb6ea848%3A26645170u0026amp;click_sum=1ef09e2cu0026amp;ref=shop_home_active_19u0026amp;frs=1 I like to cook chicken thighs in barbecue sauce and have that for lunch the…
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#acrylic paintings#Blue Ridge paintings#butterfly paintings#Claytor lake paintings#creativity#greasy mess#Kendall Kessler Art#pawleys island paintings#Towhee Hill Studio Art
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
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#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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get his ass daichi
#my art#haikyuu!!#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#karasuno#sawamura daichi#kuroo tetsurou#not tagging all of them tho lol#look in the notes for the link to the original--i think putting a link in the original post messes w it actually getting in the tags? anywa#this is super messy but i just gotta get it out there algkj;l#my greasy captain eat his bone marrow
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how can you like snape when he worked so very hard for nobody to like him?
Because I love a challenge (liking unlikeable things for their unlikeableness)
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anime hair doesnt phase me because my real life hair does shit like this
#null havoc damage#having thick and naturally greasy hair means that it will do anything to defy god.#all of these were taken in the span of 10 minutes bc i kept messing with it and creating new nightmares#im unaffected by the dont touch ppls hair thing. touch my hair. it keeps shape like jello#i washed my hair the day before yesterday its only been 48 hours and its doing this#u can understand why i spent 3 years shaving it completely bald after dealing with it for 17 years straight .#but now im a stronger being and im willing to deal with it bc i want my zord to have sexy long hair
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In Spanish there's this commercial about hair shampoo from the brand pantene and the slogan "pelo pantene" (hair pantene) means something like "good hair thanks to pantene". It evolved into a meme of just saying pelo pantene in every situation where someone has good hair even if the product used is not pantene (free advertising lol). Your Jon always makes me say "pelo pantene".
pffft that’s brilliant 😂 honestly my Jon will be facing the others with a £50 blow dry at this rate 💇🏽♀️
#my boys sitting there counting beets but spending the iron banks money on leave in conditioner lol#logically it should be a greasy mess but I can’t do that to my special little guy 😅#lovely lovely people#asks#asoiaf#Jon snow#minsart
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chat I just got rizzed up. I was buying a hot dog from a fast food stand. guy my age, maybe younger comes up to it. "give me one classic hot dog too." he's clearly friends with the guy working here. we look at each other and before I have the chance to say anything he reaches towards my head and goes "you have.. a little leaf in your hair" and he sure does pull a little leaf outta my hair. I go. OH! thank you! 😳
THAT WAS CUTE. WHAT WAS THAT THOUGH
#I thought he was gonna do the magic trick with the coin behind the ear#my hair is greasy and a mess. you can't find me cute now I look horrendous
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Greasy, trying to teach his S/O to cook, speaking in the calmest tone he has: Remember querida, I know you're a little anxious, but we're making art, so it's okay to make a mess-
Smartass, from the other room: NO IT AINT.
Greasy: 😮💨
#i just cooked and i made a HUGE mess.#i couldnt stop imagining greasy teaching what the hell to do the whole time too. haha XD#Greasy Weasel x Reader#Greasy Weasel
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The writers of House MD really said let’s write the WORST possible white man of all time and they created Robert Chase MD
#house md#Robert chase#this is an anti-chase blog I just dislike him so much.#fatphobia? check#greasy blonde hair? check#pretty enough so teenage girls will ignore everything wrong with him? check.#kissed a child?????!!!! check.#harasses his female coworker for a date until she relents? check.#continually messes up procedures? check#is only a doctor to try to make his dad love him? check.#I don’t remember hating him this much when I first watched it but LOL every time he speaks I am filled with rage#I love when House (rightfully) bullies him#it’s ok blonde men don’t have feelings <3
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I hate him on a professional level /j
I tried to do perspective and failed el oh el
#my art#my oc#oc art#bingus#bingus on the run#reginald#reginald violetshrub#swordboy#greaseboy#greasy#don't mess with his lego collection brah!!!!!!#I can't stop drawing him...............#bwingwus...
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my hair gets so oily so quickly it makes me soo mad.
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i miss him too, walter.
#his pawprint in in the lamp. his portrait on the table. his favorite boots with his milk ring still inside from playing on monday.#his yellow mat he spent all his days struggling on when he was sick. it was in the kitchen and he laid there for hours and hours#and we had to wide stance over him to wash the dishes and he wouldn't move to let us open the cabinets#good god he was so sick and lethargic. and we spent thousands trying to make him better. we did everything. he was so good even when it hurt#and even when it scared him. i'm so happy there's no more ear infection. no more fever. no more pupil dilation. no more heart murmur.#no more tummy pain all day everyday. no more unsanitary messes. no more greasy fur. no more shots or pills or creams. no more arthritis.#it's just hard because it means there's no more him either.#salad dad#pet death#walter the cat#oliver the cat
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I need a shower so baddddddd it's 2024 how are casts not waterproof yettttt
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would you all still love me if you knew that I'm eating pizza with a fork right now
#LISTEN i'd eat it with my hands like a normal person in public so as not to embarrass anyone with me but#at home? i like a fork lol#i don't like my hands getting greasy :(#also i'm working at the computer so i don't want to make a mess#...but yeah i'd still probably do it even if i wasn't#h.text
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What the heck is a 'Bath n' Body Works' anyways???
I think it's a store for like- candles and shampoo and perfume and shit. I hear a lot of people talk about it, but we need to get you new condition and shampoo and body wash since clearer wahtever you're using, if you're using it, isn't working.
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