#gravyboat

[wrenclinefelter]

Naptime shenanigans with your emotional support cat-shaped entity

[propshopsd]

The most important boat today. The gravy boat. #turkeyday #itsallgravy #gravyboat (at San Diego, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClWuyhvvZPNQa1ul-bYGaQU0QqBGS9Z2B1JPLU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mongo-the-liensis]

[smile-files]

a welcome home cipher masterpost :)

hello, neighbors!! if you, like me, have spent the past waking hours perusing the new welcome home website, then you've surely seen a bunch of little symbols scattered around the pages... i was very curious about them, seeing how i couldn't click on them like the bugs in the previous update, but then i saw this image of the backside of the cereal box on the merchandise page:

a cipher, featuring all of those weird symbols!! and each one represents a different letter of the alphabet.

i got to work looking around for all of the symbols i could find, and i want to compile them all here so we can try and figure out what they mean. i will include screenshots, categorized by page, and put the letters the symbols correspond to in parentheses.

main page

star (i), ham (m), home (o)

tree (a)

about us

tree (a)

snow? (r)

stickers

letter (e)

news

gelatin (t)

media

cigarette (y)

mitten? (g)

merchandise

bracelet? (p)

cigarette (y)

letter (e)

snow? (r)

transcripts

cigarette (y)

neighborhood

bug (f), bowling (s), hotdog (n), letter (e)

gravyboat (w)

exhibition

hotdog (n)

guestbook

gravyboat (w), gravyboat (w), gravyboat (w)

okay, so what does this all mean?

i'm not quite sure! i suspect there is some url to be made using the letters - the last www is especially telling - but i'm not sure what order the letters go in or even if i've found all of them.

please let me know if you find any more symbols, a secret page, or anything else that can help us uncover this mystery!! remember to wave up high, neighbor!!!

[lovejosephquinn]

🥰Fluff:

Joe’s Obsessed With You

Joe’s Reaction To Your Piercing

Actors On Actors - A Love Story.

Every Rose Has It’s Thorn.

Slow Dancing With Joe

Harsh Realities Of Dating A Celebrity

Dad!Joe Scenario

Joe And Labour Don't Mix

Bringing Baby Home

Playful Joey

Nobody Had Ever Loved You Like Him

After A Bad Day, There's Joe

Nothing To Wear

Your Safe Place Is Joe

Chaotic Christmas

Your Baby's First Word

Worth it.

More Than Meets The Eye.

Not Just A Surprise Party.

The Great Escape.

Last First Kiss.

Confessions.

Twas The Night Before Christmas

Seeing Your Baby For The First Time

The Picnic Date

I Love You

The Wedding Ceremony

Je Taime Aussi

Baby Talk

The First Date

Joe And Your Bump Imagines

Always His Number One Fan

What Would Joe Be Like As A Boyfriend?

Silly Kitchen Antics

Dad!Joe and his babygirl

Dad!Joe & Baby’s Firsts

Fluffy Bedtime Kissing

Just Friends?

SFW Alphabet

The Fourth Date

😢Angst:

An Unfortunate Incident.

An Unfortunate Incident Part 2

Your First and Last Fight

Your First And Last Fight Part 2

Break Up To Make Up

Break Up To Make Up Part 2

Count On Me

🤭Pure Chaotic Joseph, a mixed bag:

Joe’s Reaction To Getting A Hickey

Joe's Reaction To A Horror Movie

Cooking With Joe

The Gravyboat Ordeal

Joe Catching You Gawking At Eddie

✨Headcanons:

What's It Like Being Married To Joe?

Spooning With Joe

Joe Comforts You On Your Period

Protective Joe At A Big Event

[slocumjoe]

Do you also call Danse things that would probably make him pick you up by the neck and throw you if he could hear you from the other end of the screen.

My go to things are princess, baby, and babygirl because he's the most sopping wet cat of a man I have ever met. This also goes for every other companion

Cait and Piper are both babe, but the tone is different. Cait is an exasperated concern babe, Piper is a "Please stop running infront of my bullets" babe

Mac is amor, baby, and babe

Nick is grandpa or Nicholas, Nicholas if he gets crushed by another elevator trying to follow me up one

Deacon is princess and sweetheart

Curie is also princess and sweetheart but I mean it

Preston is babygirl

X6 is all of the above

I think they'd all be sick of me and that's fine <3

But yeah, do you call your companions nicknames as you play?

Omg

Okayokay okay

SHIT I CALL THE COMPANIONS

Cait i call kitty-cat, red menace, batgirl (bc. She uses a bat), and Caitypie

Curie gets called Curie-ous George and Kermit

DANSE is referred to as sugarpie, babydoll, honeycakes, Dan-man, hotpants, beloved, darling, doughboy (affectionate and horny), cookie, cupcake, muffin man, cake boss, thunder thighs, big boy, and my wife/wifey. Also milkman. For Obvious Reasons

Deacon is deacman d-egg-ster (like dexter), freaky Deac, and 'that clown'

Gage is fuckface, trashman, my guy, and minimum Gage. Also sasquatch, because in game he was always just out off view doing odd shit

Hancock is han, Hamilton, johnny-B-ghoul, and snorts-mcgee

MacCready is Mac, Bobby, Ratboy, Blondie, and weasel

Nick is Nicky V, Peepaw, and Dickolas

Piper is Pipes. Pipey-Wipey, Wiper, Pippy-long-stockings, and...and Diaper. Im not kidding. I try not to. But it's so close to her name.

Preston is Pres, Gravyboat, Prez-dispenser, and Garv/Garf

X6-88 is X, catboy, Four eyes (8 looks like eyes, 2 8s is 4 eyes, plus he wears sunglasses) Sassy-ass, Edgelord, Hot Topic Shopping Piece Of Shit, and beanie baby

[freebooter4ever]

im angry on geno's behalf for that game :( also amazed that our defense manages to be even worse without poor gravyboat

[abjasblog]

Okay but like,

Up until the end of e6, Stede is the guy who TALKS his way out of stuff. That's who he is. He even does it IN e6, and seems very proud of himself. That's what got him noticed and seen and loved by his crew who even start to talk things through amongst themselves. Even fucking IZZY is doing it.

He talks to Ed and Lucius and Mary and he writes letters and even asks the Swede before stealing from Spanish Jackie. He ALWAYS (eventually) talks until he has no option but to, for example, organise a prison escape and steal a steering wheel.

But from the end of e6 and throughout e7, he chooses NOT to do that. He chooses physical acts every time. Even with Ed. Even when he's given an out, he doubles down.

And I think this really says something about how he is paralleling Ed this season. Ed is trying to get back to himself, the person he is without the poison. Meanwhile, Stede who has always been unapologetically himself, is trying to be something else.

Why? We don't quite know yet. But honestly I think we're gonna see Stede get lower, even lower than he was in ep1. I think we're going to see Stede stripped to nothing, with no one and have to choose the man he is and build himself up to that.

Personally? I wanna see him go to the gravyboat and get a serious talking to from Buttons. But that's just me 🤷‍♀️

[asmo-cosmetics]

Hii do you have an AO3 account? Nothing's showing up when I search for it but I'd really love to read your work 🥹

i do! i need to remember to put my work on there, i usually just post my obm fic on tumblr, which is how i unfortunately lost a couple of fics when i nuked my old account.

gravyboat - ao3

my fic - tumblr fics

notebook & headcanons - drabble(ish) posts

[garset-grocery]

Are there like specific ships for gay cruises or does there just come a time in every young sea captain’s life where their ocean liner is randomly chosen to become a giant gravyboat full of cum for like six weeks

[graveyard-gravyboat]

Love discord admins because the ugliest side always comes out 💋😘

Hey Champychad

(discord user with a changed name for privacy sake)

Keep your cocky power struggle attitude to your greasy face and behind those doritos stained lips. Because I don't wanna deal with a fat 36 year old ass stinking up my vibe. K.

Now drop me a sassy tweek and gtfo.

With love

- Gravyboat

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

085 of 2024

Created by gravyboat

Do you spell mother as ‘mum’ or ‘mom’?

Mum. I always spell English words the British way.

Where are you from?

Middelkerke, Belgium.

What are you wearing right now?

Not much lol, it's pretty warm in the house. But I got that black t-shirt with white print on.

Do you get jealous easily?

No, I don't have the tendency to be jealous. The only thing I'm ever jealous of is good health.

Have you ever done anything illegal?

Probably. Downloading torrents while living in Poland (they're blocked by the government in my country), small things like jaywalking, etc.

Do you use Twitter?

No, I don't.

What is your mother’s name?

Ellen.

Can you sing?

I do, but the question should be if I can sing well XD

Do you know anyone who does a lot of drugs?

Yea, but just online. We've never met in person and honestly, I wouldn't want to.

Who was the last person you hugged?

My husband.

Do you write down your dreams when you wake up?

No, but maybe I should. The most vivid ones I remember anyway.

Do you listen to All Time Low?

No. I know this band, but they didn't really catch my attention.

When was the last time you cried? Why?

Last December, over the death of my beloved cat.

Have you ever been overseas?

No, I've never left Europe.

Did you have a Valentine this year?

Yeah lol. My husband, but honestly, we don't celebrate it. Two aromantic people, you know :P

If so, what did they get you?

A card with playfully offensive wishes. I gave the same thing to him.

Do you still have most of your childhood toys?

I don't have any left.

Do you get leg cramps often?

Yeah. I have some neurological things going on.

Have you ever met a celebrity?

No, I don't think so.

Do you live with your parents?

No, I live with my husband.

What is your religion?

I don't identify with any religion. I'm agnostic, I'm looking for answers.

Do you make wishes on your eyelashes?

Never heard of such thing before.

Have you ever met someone online then met them in person?

No. Never had the opportunity.

Do you work out regularly?

I have physiotherapy 2 times a week if it counts.

Are you a good speller?

I'm trying to be. Incorrect spelling kinda bugs me. And yet, I'm prone to typos :P

Who was your first kiss?

My 1st ex, Jay. Long time gone and forgotten.

Do you use Foursqaure?

Never heard of it.

What colour are the walls in the room you’re in right now?

Light beige. Sand colour, as they said on the box.

Have you ever sworn at a teacher?

I can't recall any situation like that.

What did you do today/yesterday? (depending on the time currently)

Went to France for groceries and packed the suitcase.

Do you have a pet? If so, what?

Yes, I have one cat, Susie. She's a 5 years old bicolour cat (black and white). Previously we had two cats, but Victoria passed away at the age of 12. She was the sweetest brownish tabby girl ever.

What is your favourite food?

Gentse waterzooi.

Are your nails painted right now? If so, what colour?

I don't paint my nails at all.

Why did you click on this survey, anyway? :)

Because I can.

Have you ever flown on a plane?

No, never.

If so, how many times? Where did you go?

N/A.

Can you play any instruments?

No, I have brachial monoparesis.

Do you use Skype?

Never did, never will.

[lavatica]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Last chance sale! Franciscan dessert rose earthenware gravy boat.

[yourlocalnerd07]

gravyboat

[khelinski]

A skeleton. A witch. A pumpkin. The three figures floated down a tree-lined residential street, oblivious to the cars that passed them by. An autumn wind rustled the oaks and a flurry of gravyboat leaves coasted down at their feet. Already the sun was slanting low through the branches and a few jack-o’-lanterns, silent watchmen of the coming night, burned orange beacons in the otherwise drab windows and porches of this quiet suburban block.

Jack Martin

[kmp78]

Personally I can’t wait for SL to marry CS! The reactions from “certain people” out there will be ahmaaaaaazing… 🤭🍿Not to mention the reaction from JL which will be… nonexistent. 😂 His reaction could be this 🥶 or that...🏃🏻💨 🤭

I think so! 🫣

He doesn't really seem the type to enjoy sharing other people's joy and happiness...

I think over all these years I've seen him attending a mere TWO weddings!

EL's (obvs cos he got to play the priest 🙄) and of course Uncle T-Baggy's. 👀

Either he doesn't get invited, or he just RSVPs "Nah I ain't coming but here's a gravyboat my PA picked up at Target for $5,99" ✉️

Maybe he feels like he's been to enough weddings already, considering the amount of times his mom's been a bride... 🤭

I mean... no offense but that woman's had A LOT of husbands! 😮

Tony, Carl, the Bob guy she was marrying in that pic... Sheesh! 😳