#gravity falls the hide behind

[creativesplat]

Stan being the only non-bothered member of the Pines' about anomalies getting the most up close and personal looks at them is a vibe I LOVE.

Anyway I headcanon that he's the only person to ever see the Hide Behind and Ford finds that very frustrating.

[uboacore]

Look at them both

[xxbimboboyxx]

Slightly suggestive but this is so funny to me.

EDIT: ok guys, ive seen a few people being rude about this, totally get not liking this or being uncomfortable with this joke. BUT you guys could stand to be a bit nicer, some of you could just be saying you dislike this with humor attached but its a bit hard to tell :’) just be wary of the fact that i see all of your comments and they do effect me, as much as i dont want them to

[arttsuka]

Another comic inspired by real life

Oh to go to hide behind youn grunkle only to discover it's actually his twin brother and now they're laughing at you

[trianglesimpfordpines]

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[s4w44k]

I MADE A NEW AU!!!

i don’t really know where it’s gonna go but i’m here for the hot creatures yaoi and the horrors

originated from my gravity falls rewatch (+lust) which gave the new crackship tricksterface aka mr what’s-his-face x the summerween trickster

also i mostly did comedy so far bc it’s comics/doodles but i’ll probably explore the horror side too because…. that’s what i do😼😼

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Eloquent as F***

At the end of the day Jerk Ford is still a Stanford Pines, and while he isn’t a theatre kid like his twin brother, he still has a flair for the dramatics just like his canon self.

A little known fact (little known until it’s too late), Jerk Ford is really good with words and wordplay! It's something a lot of his variants don’t usually pick up at first because he speaks to people with casual, common, and crude language.

Here’s an example of how he normally talks to other Fords (and most people):

Another AU Ford: You’re a blight upon the name 'Dr. Stanford Pines'.  Jerk Ford: And you’re a bitch whore, anything else obvious you want to say? Big ego having ass.

It takes a lot to get a rise out of Jerk Ford, because as previously stated you can’t be mean to Jerk Ford, he sees it as a contest of who can be a bigger jerk and he’s always the biggest jerk. In an unforgiving multiverse full of monsters, demons, and aliens, where he’s pretty low in terms of physical abilities just compared to other versions of himself, his wit and biting words were his only real offense and defense. So if really wanted to verbally tear somebody apart, he could.

Here’s an example of a situation where Jerk Ford would flex his real, actual oratory skills:

Not a lot of Fords have asked Jerk Ford about his brother, but a fair portion of the one who actually did questioned why he was so lenient towards his twin brother who ruined his life twice (the college rejection, the portal incident). And usually Jerk Ford would just roll his eyes and say something along the lines of "Why are you worrying about someone else's brother?" Because he knows his alternates don't actually want to see his point of view, they just want to argue against it, because it goes against their own idea about their relationship (or lack thereof) with their Stan.

But, let's say there's a Ford out there who either manages to get a rise out of Jerk Ford, or who is willing to seriously consider an alternate viewpoint (both unlikely).

(The following is specifically if the motion machine is used as an argument)

"I was mad. Of course I was mad! From my perspective, the person I trusted most in the whole world had sabotaged and betrayed me! And I had to take his word for it that it was an accident and not on purpose! We are the same person, of course I know how you felt because I felt the same. Where we differed is that I asked myself a question; do I want to be angry and have my brother, or do I want to be angry and be alone? I chose my brother, and I was angry for a while, and believe me I gave him s**t about it for years, but I got over it. If you asked yourself the same question... you made the wrong f***ing choice, because you chose being right over being happy. That's why you're a genius, with near limitless potential, yet you're still a miserable fool who never got over it. No wonder you don't care about going home. There's only one person who would still be waiting for you all of this time later, and you're still putting your pride first."

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Reminder that The Artist has a playlist for Jerk Ford. Although this is a playlist about him and not necessarily what he would listen to.

While he likes Kendrick Lamar's music, it's not genre that catches his fancy; he likes artists who are good at wordplay and use inventive lyrics, just happens to fall under rap and hip hop because wordplay is a big part of rap.

[housesofmouses]

the hide behind!

[inkyrainstorms]

Guilt

[kawoid]

i'm sure there's nothing behind me.. right?

[will-cipher-from-reverse-falls]

STOP HARASSING @askbillchiper.

QUIT IT. NOW. THEY AREN'T FUCKING COMFORTABLE WITH IT. STOP MAKING THEM SCARED. STOP BULLYING THEM. STOP HARASSING THEM. QUIT SAYING SUSPICIOUS STUFF TO THEM. THEY DON'T LIKE IT. YOU GUYS ARE STUPID ASS FUCKERS WHO NEED TO GO AWAY. LEAVE THE GRAVITY FALLS COMMUNITY ALONE IF YOU'RE GONNA HARASS IT. I'M FIGHTING BACK THE URGE TO SAY A LOT MORE HURTFUL THINGS NOW...

[gravityskittles]

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

Real-Time Fandub | Gravity Falls, Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: "The Hide-Behind" (2017)

[aria-greenhoodie]

I would never say his to an artist’s face and this is not hate at all to any artists who do this but like every time I see fanart of a smoothed out anime boy version of canon time Stanford or Stanley that look at least 30 years younger I feel my soul ache in protest a little more

[arttsuka]

Stan tried to play the Fiddle banjo but failed miserably

He broke it :'(

[pacificanorthwestisthebest]

If Pacifica was being honest at the moment, she'd admit that she was in over her head. She'd just wanted to go for a walk, but of course nothing could be that easy. Now here she was, trying not to freak out as she heard the rattling sounds coming from behind her. Yet everytime she turned around, it'd stop. Which wouldn't have been a big deal if the entire forest wasn't deathly quiet. The whole atmosphere made her skin crawl.

'I knew I should have just ditched these creepy woods! Now I'm stuck in some weird paranormal situation.'

The thought ran clearly in her head, adding to her building unease. She continued to walk faster, trying not to alert whatever was behind her of what she was trying to do. With each step she heard it.

That God awful rattling hiss.

And as she walked, Pacifica realized in a horrifying clarity that it was sounding closer to her. At that point she didn't care if she let whatever was behind in on her attempt of leaving. All that mattered was getting distance between her and whatever was following her. So in an act of pure instinct and adrenaline Pacifica bolted, not daring to slow down. Twigs and leaves caught themselves in her long blonde hair and she felt her arms and cheek sting from little knicks and scratches. Running blindly Pacifica burst through the bushes and trees only to run right into something solid. Stumbling backwards Pacifica fell onto her bottom with a pained hiss and looked up to see.....