#granny sloth

[shaunoftheautism]

Forgot I can like, post on here and stuff.

[lexamakes]

I finally finished this blanket today 😭 photos to come when I’m less exhausted 😅

[iceagearchive]

Sorry for the slow posting! Sadly for rn it will be staying that way as I'm not doing well both mentally and physically!

In the meantime : happy Halloween to those who celebrate!

(will add link to original posting when I have more energy)

[germhammy]

“Steakhouse”

Enid: oh, this place smells so good. Thanks for bringing me, Wednesday

Kent: we both know you would never forgive us if we came here and didn’t bring you too

Enid: -chuckling- true. Hey. Isn’t that Lucas and Bianca? Kent go see what’s going on.

Kent got up and walked to the host at the front of house. Lucas did not have a reservation. Kent told them they had room at their table and walked back with them

Lucas: heyo, Wednesday. Kent said we could join?

Wednesday: of course. Bianca

Bianca: oh my god. This is nice to be away from Nevermore and away from Xavier. He won’t let it go that I cut him from the squad going to Ilvermorny

Wednesday: oh no. I have to tell him to postpone our date for one more week!

Bianca: Wait. What? Why?

Enid: he was pestering us at dinner the other day. And Wednesday agreed to a date.

Kent: and? I got permission from Mr Tennant and Ms Strode! I can attend girls night in your room!

Wednesday: great. Enid. I do not have Xavier’s phone on me to text him. Can you text him?

Bianca: I’ll do it. - texts Xavier telling him his date with Wednesday is postponed for a week because her co captain forgot that was the weekend they were traveling to Ilvermorny for the fencing tournament-

Wednesday: thank you

Dinner was delicious. Wednesday paid for Lucas and Bianca as well. After dinner they rode back in Lucas’ car.

Bianca: so, Kent? You and Wednesday have any wagers on Ms Hamilton’s assignment ‘wizard/witch lore’?

Kent: I would buy Wednesday something from Uriah’s Heap if Xavier incorporated Wednesday into his story

Wednesday: there is something I’ve been eyeing in Connie’s shop

Bianca: well. Our annoying whiny resident tortured artist wrote about a fellow who trekked into a spooky forest to seek out an old witch who made him a love potion

Kent: any description of the fellow?

Bianca: of it was definitely himself and the small girl with braids definitely Wednesday The spell was a hoot though for what the witch mixed ~Add the Infusion of Wormwood. Add the Powdered Root of Asphodel. Stir twice clockwise. Add the sloth brain. Add the Sopophorous bean's juice. Stir seven times anti-clockwise.

Enid: wtf? That’s the Harry Potter Draught of Living Death spell! Wednesday? What did you write about?

Wednesday: a discussion my Grandmama and Granny had when I was little. It started off with them arguing over what was better potions or charms and ended up with the two of then cackling over all the people who came to them over the years with preconceived notions of what a spell/potion/charm could do

Lucas: well here we are. Nevermore Academy. I enjoyed tonight. We should definitely double date again! And you’re welcome to come too, Kent. I enjoyed your company. Let me know the next time you wish to come to Pilgrim World. I’ll hook you up. Just let B, Wednesday or Enid give me a call/text.

[lunar-wandering]

Ice Age Granny Sloth quotes but it’s Sun Wukong.

Season 2, 3, 4, or 5: What a fun vacation, best I ever had.

Literally to any demon causing them trouble: “I’ll bury you all and dance on your graves!”

Season 5 episode 2: “Don’t know how we’ll go on without you, Macaque!! … okay, let’s go🙄🖐.”

To Guanyin: “y’all got some ugly goldfish.”

CRYLAUGHING OVER THESE HELP?????

[crazyco0tz]

Hiiii! would you be able to do a seventeen reaction to the tiktok prank “you told me to spend my money slowly “

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNLdL8DL/

Sorry I took three years to get to your request hun!!! This will be broken up into two parts💋

{seventeen reacting to “spending your money slowly“}

Written!reaction

Warnings: not proof read

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬

* “hey sugar!… why do u look like a sloth…” you gasp in reaction to his silly comparison “how rude I’m prettier than sloths.” He giggles whiling looking away “when what exactly are you doing??” You look into your wallet while slowly reaching for you card “if you must know I’m buying doordash” he hums in response but not quite satisfied with your awnser

* “why are you moving so slow though?” You glare at him over your shoulder “I’m just following your advice, don’t you remember what you told me?” He thinks for a moment before awnsering with a simple “no not really” you roll your eyes in disbelief, “I’m just spending my money slowly”

*the moment he realized your joking his face lit up with red shades and cute giggles escaped his lips “Aw your so silly y/n!!” You laugh at his cute reaction “what I’m just following your advice!!” In return he laughs even harder, just to prove that the stupidest jokes can be funny with the ones you love

𝐉𝐞𝐨𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐧

* you were never the type to blow money so the one time you did he had to make a little comment, “wow slow down that spending!” So small, but you had to get him back just a little bit, so once you got up to the self checkout you slowly reached for your wallet waiting for a reaction

* “is this you trying to ask for me to pay?” “no no of course not!! Just taking your advice” he looks at you with confusion before realizing your play on words “OHHHHH slow!!, you know that’s not what I meant right y/n!” You laughed at his concerned look “no I know I’m just teasing” you say before finally reaching for your wallet at a normal speed

* (in the car) “good thing u sped it up, people were gunna mistake you as a sloth” you smack his arm with your wallet in response

𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐚

* “…please hurry up I’m hungry y/nn” You snap your neck to look at him “be patient this was your idea!!” He gasped in confusion “Your the one who wanted to order” he huffed while crossing his arms, “not that idea stupid!! This one!” You point at your hand who is reaching out your card as slow as possible

* “it’s my idea for you to be a slow poke?” You groan at his foolishness “your the one who said to spend slowly baby” his face Softened, it’s like you could see the light bulb go off in his head, “oh I guess I did say that huh..” “yeah this is your fault” he’s eyes dropped straight to the ground while he whispered “your a meanie…”

𝐉𝐮𝐧

* “whatcha dooooin” “trying to by this bag I’ve been saving up for” he looks at you and looks at your slow moving hand “do you want help with that…looks like your struggling” you scoff at his snarky remarks “no your the reason I’m doing this”

* “how is this my fault!! I’m not the one who gave you the speed of a granny!” You pop his mouth due to his remarks “no fool I’m just “spending my money slowly” “ once he realized what your actually doing he took it into his own hands “watch this” he grabs the card out of your hand and taps it on the payment block, “see that easy!!” He giggled

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Part two and three coming soon💋💋

It’s late and I’m lazy 🥰🥰

Bye bye sweeties~|

[alittleplaytime]

Build-a-bear Wants Pt.9

updated with even more as they added some new things!!

marketed as: Magic Potion Wristie

marketed as: Halloween Witch Hat and Dark Broom Set

marketed as: Sanrio Hello Kitty 50th Anniversary Cupcake Wristie

marketed as: disney Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie Boogie Scarf

marketed as: Beetlejuice Halloween Teddy Bear

marketed as: Disney Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Sweet Sally Plush

marketed as: Shaggy Highland Cow Stuffed Animal

marketed as: Green Axoglowtl Halloween Stuffed Animal

marketed as: Pink Axolotl Onesie

marketed as: Green Frog Onesie

marketed as: Teddy Bear Onesie

marketed as: Beetlejuice Lydia Deetz Dress

marketed as: Beetlejuice Tuxedo

marketed as: Disney Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Dress

marketed as: Bluey Stuffed Animal

marketed as: Bingo Stuffed Animal

marketed as: Bluey Sleeper

marketed as: Bluey Tee

marketed as: Granny Janet Costume

marketed as: Granny Rita Costume

marketed as: Bluey Bear Carrier

marketed as: Pumpkin Glow Halloween Teddy Bear

marketed as: Classic Harley Quinn™ Teddy Bear - Online Exclusive

marketed as: Gargoyle Teddy Bear

marketed as: Pumpkin Halloween Costume 2 pc.

marketed as: Heartwarming Hugs Purple Sloth Weighted Soft Toy

marketed as: Cookiebara Stuffed Animal

marketed as: Yeti Snow Monster Teddy Bear

marketed as: Woodland Deer Stuffed Animal

part 10 is here!

[ramshacklefey]

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!

Tagged by @edhelwen1! Thanks for inviting me to play!

Tagging @kanonkitastuff, @vickyvicarious, @rat-spleen, @haleigh-sloth, and @garaks-padded-bra.

[rxin3akamallory]

Self Insert Birthday Countdown Day 23!!

Ft. Maia from Ice Age!!

Maia is among the dire wolf who aren’t domesticated by humans. She is a part of a pack that rival the saber tooth tigers. Although as fate would have it, Maia and Diego first met as kids after wandering off from their packs. They kept their friendship a secret for years until Maia’s pack leader caught onto this and forbid Maia from ever going near the sabers. A couple more years went by and Maia’s pack come across human hunters who were chasing a family of mammoths. Maia’s leader orders the pack to go after the father, realizing it’s away from its family. Maia refuses to do so and leaves her pack for good. As she runs off, she stops when she runs into Diego. He tries to ask her what’s going on, only for her to continue running. For the next couple years, Maia wanders the forests alone, keeping herself hidden in fear of her pack finding her. One day, Maia is looking for something to hunt when she comes across a sloth. She pounces and grabs a hold of his neck, only for her to get pushed away from the sloth. Before she could attack the culprit, her eyes soften when she recognizes who had her pinned down. It was Diego. They unfortunately couldn’t catch up for long because as it turned out, there’s a huge flood coming their way and Diego along with the sloth Maia was trying to kill, Sid, two mammoths, Manny and Ellie, and two opossums, Crash and Eddie, are heading to a boat to avoid the flood. She is invited to tag along with the herd to which at first she rejects, but gives in after being convinced by Diego. I’ll keep this next bit of info brief, but by the end of The Meltdown, Diego and Maia start dating. Then Dawn of the Dinosaurs happens, Maia hears about Diego’s desire to leave due to him feeling like he’s loosing his edge, she gets pissed and the two break it off. After they get roped into finding Sid who was taken by an angry t-Rex mother, the two reconcile and get back together. Continental Drift then happens, Maia along with Diego, Manny, Sid and his granny are separated from Ellie and Peaches and now have to find their way back home. “What about 5?” That movie sucks it’s not canon in my AU lol

Timelapse:

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

WBW Angel?

BA S I C S

full name: Angel Rose Dearly (Anita Violet Dumas)

gender: Female (cis)

sexuality: Bisexual, I think

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family: (Anastasia Dearly / Adelaide Dumas, grandmother), James Dearly ( / Jim Darling, father, deceased), Annette Dearly ( / Ariana Dumas, mother)

birthplace: Enchanted Forest

job: baker/waitress at Granny’s Diner

phobias: snakes, wasps

guilty pleasures: 

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: lawful good

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert

organized/disorganized

close minded/open-minded

calm/anxious

disagreeable/agreeable

cautious/reckless

patient/impatient

outspoken/reserved

leader/follower

empathetic/unemphatic

optimistic/pessimistic

traditional/modern

hard-working/lazy

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Angel x Roman; Angel x Graham; maybe Angel x Gabriel?

ot3: Angel x Roman x Gabriel

brotp: Angel & Ruby

notp: Angel x Rumpel

Send me “World Building Wednesday” and an OC and I’ll tell you

[thehyperrequiem]

Hyper Age (Ice Age Parody) Pentology Cast

Hyper Age 1: “Twenty-thousand years ago, Earth is a wondrous, bizarre world filled with great danger, not the least of which is the beginning of the Ice Age. To avoid a really bad frostbite, the planet's majestic cartoon creatures-and a few small, slothful ones-begin migrating south. The story revolves around sub-zero heroes: a king, a hornet maverick, a pink grumpus and a bizarre combination of a gingerbread cookie and brave soul that is known as Gingerbrave.”

Hyper Age 2; The Meltdown: “With global warming threatening their once-icy domain with widespread flooding, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet set out to find a safe haven. Along the way, another cookie (Lucy Liu), who thinks she is a member of a robot boy band, joins the travelers on their perilous quest.”

Hyper Age 3; Dawn of The Monsters - “After Gramble (Sam Riegel) pilfers some monster eggs, Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Blast Hornet and the rest of their bizarre pals enter a mysterious, underground world to rescue the hapless grumpus. During the course of their mission, the gang encounters many creatures great and small, including hungry carnivores and a relentless, monster-hunting Brazilian named Jetstream Sam.”

Hyper Age 4; Continental Drift: “Gingerbrave’s continuous pursuit of an infernal jellybean has world-changing consequences for Dark Cacao Cookie (Patrick Seitz), Gramble (Sam Riegel) and Blast Hornet when the continents split apart. The continental crack-up separates Dark Cacao and his friends from the rest of the herd, including Dark Cacao’s mate, Chocopearl Cookie (Lucy Liu) and rebellious son Dark Choco Cookie (Isaac Robinson Smith). The pals are desperate to return home, but a pirate (Kellen Goff) and his ragtag crew stand in their way.”

Hyper Age 5; Collision Course: “Dark Cacao Cookie starts to worry when his son Dark Choco Cookie announces his engagement. Still unlucky in love, Gramble volunteers to plan the couple's wedding. To Dark Cacao's dismay, nothing can stop the upcoming nuptials, except maybe the end of the world. When Gingerbrave accidentally launches himself into outer space, he sets off a chain reaction that sends an asteroid hurtling toward Earth. Now, the entire herd must leave home to explore new lands and save itself from Gingerbrave’s cosmic blunder.”

Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run) as Manny

Blast Hornet (Megaman X3) as Diego

Gramble (Bugsnax) as Sid

Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) as Scrat

Various Characters as Various Animals

Togepi (Pokemon) as Roshan

Sigma (Megaman X) as Soto

Rainy Turtloid (Megaman X) as Lenny

Dark Mantis (Megaman X) as Oscar

Sting Chameleon (Megaman X) as Zeke

Dr. Hare (Poptropica) as Dab the Dodo

The Rabbids (Rabbids) as the Dodos

Donatello Versus and Rikiel (Jjba) as Carl and Frank (With Ungalo as an Extra)

Queen ChocoPearl Cookie (Cookie Run OC) as Ellie

Haym and Eloni (No Straight Roads) as Crash and Eddie

Rin, Zimelu, and PurlHew (No Straight Roads) as Themselves/Crash and Eddie’s Brothers

Neon J. (No Straight Roads) as Himself/The Opossums’ Father

Mr. Stick (Pizza Tower) as Fast Tony

Johngalli A. (Jjba) as The Lone Gunslinger

Bugsnax (Bugsnax) as Mini-Sloths

Kars and Wammu (Jjba) as Cretaceous and Maelstrom (With Esidsi as a extra)

Gingerbright (Cookie Run) as Scratte

Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear rising) as Buck

Barktholomew (Balan Wonderworld) as the Ankylosaurus

Petey Piranha (Mario) as The Carnivorous Plant

Purrla (Balan Wonderworld) as Mama Dino

Schwarzwalder (Cookie Run) as Rudy

Catnap, Dogday, and Hoppy Hopscotch (Poppy Playtime) as Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko

Various Monsters as Various Dinosaurs

Cuckoo (Balan Wonderworld) as Roger

Young Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Young Peaches

Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run) as Adult Peaches

Spike Rosered (Megaman X) as Shira

Stink-Eye Tortuca (Cookie Run) as Captain Gutt

Shelda (Bugsnax) as Granny Sloth

Luau Lepunch (Flipline) as Flynn

Squalo (Jjba) as Squint

Tiziano (Jjba) as Himself/Squint’s Partner

Twizzly Gummy Cookie (Cookie Run) as Raz

Monsoon (Metal Gear rising) as Gupta

Cioccolata (Jjba) as Silas

Secco (Jjba) as Dobson

Sheepman (Megaman), Wambus, Triffany, and Floofty (Bugsnax) as Sid’s Family

Sparkling Cookie (Cookie Run) as Ethan

Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run) as Katie

Herb Cookie (Cookie Run) as Steffie

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) as Meghan

Cutman (Megaman) as Louis

Scary Monsters Diego Brando (Jjba) and Dinos as Sirens

Beffica (Bugsnax) as Mermaid Sloth

Frost Giant (Balan Wonderworld) as Merman Sloth

Daddy Cakelegs (Bugsnax) as Precious

Sayu (No Straight Roads) as Mermaid Ape

Speedwagon (Jjba) as Shangri Llama

Whipped Cream Cookie (Cookie Run) as Julien

Eggabelle (Bugsnax) as Francine

Wiggle (Bugsnax) as Brooke

Cromdo (Bugsnax) as Teddy

Chili Pepper Cookie and Red Pepper Cookie (Cookie Run) as Bubble and Misty

Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gavin

Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run) as Gertie

Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as Roger

DJ Subatomic Supernova (No Straight Roads) as Neil deBuck Weasel

Caesar Zeppeli (Jjba) as Pythagoras Buck

Blademan (Megaman) as Robo Buck

The Stone Ocean Gang (Jjba) as Themselves/The Herds’ Friends

(Queen Chocopearl Cookie belongs to @sundove88)

[kronoose]

Info dumping about the residents of Luc's tower only one of which actually participates in the hunt regularly

Two of which had actual names I didn't write them down tho so they're still their nickname

Doc is getting his own post because he needs an bundle of extra tw and Milton is unimportant

Firstly we've got cooky friendly lesbian granny who can and will kick your ass for messing with her domain(the kitchen) she is a mom figure to Luc and the only one who can full name him they met shortly after he'd joined the Duke gang. She has a goth cottage core (look it up it's so pretty) girlfriend who's a florists she doesn't know cooky works for a serial killer but she does know the adults of the tower they car pool to the gay bar and kink club

Cooky was married to a gay man in her youth they couldn't conceive together due to fertility issues on both sides and very limited sex they split after he came out to her they're still friends in one au said husband is my teacher OC in that au they're besties like they're both incharge of a bunch of queer dumbass's and vent to eachother about their kids

She grows weed and makes adult treats on Fridays this has lead to many goofy lil bits in my fic she doesn't often join in the hunt but occasionally she will just to de stress

Next is Seth aroace sloth Boi they're non-binary

They wear lens less glasses like Connie in Steven universe

They killed their own father because he was a piece of shit this was very much hyped up by all the other named charecters.

They are the towers unofficial welcoming committee

They do not participate in the hunt they will participate in the pre and post hunt hype fest tho then he takes a nap

Seth can and will fall asleep in the most jump scare positions and places

Next the only OC I've never been able to pic crew

Ben the mom of the tower and everyones hype man. Ben is part bear and I believe he was once a bear in the 2sLGBTQ way but I couldn't find an answer conclusively enough if other people under the queer umbrella could use the term or if it was just gays so he's just the mama bear in the Physical sense

Ben is the second successful transformation Luc did they're child hood friends they briefly dated but realized they were just doing everything the same except with more kisses and we're like nah bro friends only

Ben is demibi ace

Ben is the only one I still use a face claim for

He was the one to bring Dani and Luc to the Duke gang

His dad 'vanished' the day after Ben came out to him it didn't go well Luc doesn't take well to his family being hurt his dad was doc's first live test for his skin

Ben is the only one who knows what happened to Luc's eye other than Dani

Next Jules the only named child in the tower

My brain was like what if the bigots got confronted with their child self as I was listening to Nightcore and I was like yes that anime person shall be them

Jules has a different name for each set of pronouns they use (he Julian/she Julia/they Jules)

They were born in the tower and home schooled there father was a werewolf mother was a shape Shifter

They were sent to normal school and promptly expelled for figthing and arson

The figthing was self defense the arson was for funsies

They can turn into child versions of people

They have not killed yet

Both of their parents fucking bounced so Jules was communally raised

Damian is Luc's demon who he summoned by accident the summoning was intentional he just got the wrong demon

Damian is kinda bassed off the black Butler demons

Damian is Demiace realizing both labels while listening to people gossip about their love lives and being like that's not me

[the-witching-ash]

WBW + Genesis?

B A S I C S

full name: Genesis Jones

gender: cis-female

sexuality: Bisexual

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family: Liam Jones (husband, deceased), Killian Jones (former brother-in-law)

birthplace: n/a

job: Pirate, Waitress at Granny’s/Running the Libary with Belle

phobias: n/a

guilty pleasures: in Storybrooke, rom-coms

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: Chaotic Good

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert:

organized/disorganized:

close minded/open-minded:

calm/anxious:

disagreeable/agreeable:

cautious/reckless:

patient/impatient:

outspoken/reserved:

leader/follower:

empathetic/unemphatic:

optimistic/pessimistic:

traditional/modern:

hard-working/lazy:

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Genesis/Liam (possibly Genesis/Archie?)

ot3: n/a

brotp: Genesis & Killian

notp: Genesis/Regina, Genesis/Zelena

[alberto-balsalm]

Our vet nicknamed our extremely elderly chihuahua (RIP) Granny Sloth. We've also had multiple rescue dogs where the vet voiced his bewilderment that, given how fucked up their joints were, they were still capable of walking. Like, the tone was a mixture of empathy and scientific curiosity. I'm surprised he never asked to write a case study on them.

Everyone please tell me what funny or unusual comment your veterinarian has made about your pet.

[kmp78]

"Why hasn’t Momtanta dragged Sloth into a tattoo laser removal shop?"

Fuck yeah! Mom-TANTA is even better than Momtana! 🤠🤠🤠 She's soooooo TANTA!

Tanta sounds like an old granny... 😂👵