gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
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yes babe your thesis is so interesting 😂😂
Do you honestly think Regina cares even a little bit about math lol she's just staring at Cady's lips anytime she's talking about it. Now, a dissertation defense? She thinks that sounds very sexy and exciting. Bullying for academic purposes.
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had a serious conversation with my mom abt me moving out within the next year or two and she was like when you move out we will have to have a day when you come home for dinner regularly and i almost started crying like i know i need to move on soon but i don't want everything to change ☹️
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we went to a fun deep sea science street fair thingy today
i wore a thematic hat and then contributed some art too 🥞🐙
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out these week, but next week after I'm recovered I think I'll start submissions for the next tourney!
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yah like last ask whenever I see your book/writing stuff I’m like “oh yeah. not just a legendary tumble meme lord.”
I feel like an aging opera singer when I'm like, "yes, yes, that was me . . . back in my meme lord youth *coughs, throws feather boa over shoulder*"
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Hm. I want to start writing again. Has there been any good fic in this fandom in the past 9 months?
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tonight is literally the class meeting that i dread every semester and i'm anxious and on waiting mode and unable to be productive :/
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My biggest geology pet peeve isn't when people say "dirt" instead of "soil", though I have known many geologists and soil scientists who get very upset about it.
No, it's when people say an earthquake was a magnitude of so and so on the Richter Scale. Richter Magnitude is actually outdated and has limitations, particularly for large earthquakes (which I won't get into). The standard used by the vast majority of seismologists is now the Moment Magnitude. There may be some stray incidences of Richter being used, particularly for a small earthquake, but nowadays the value reported is almost always Moment Magnitude.
And yet!
The news and everyone and their mother continues to call it the Richter Scale! It's not! Especially if it's a big earthquake (which ones on the news typically are), it's the Moment Magnitude!
...And that's my biggest geology pet peeve.
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