#gourmet shitpost

[shadowfreak98]

Sorry for the two month hiatus been stuck with work, dental stuff and Persona brainrot. Have this Akihiko meme I made bc I heard DougDoug out of context.. kek

(Feel free to use, just tag me / credit / reblog if you do lol I wanna see what yall do)

[sirclitoressa]

i have so much work to do part 2: the ass eating

link to part 1

[nesonkin]

What has Sonic Prime s2 done to me I have the strongest Sonadow brainrot so far and it ain't fading away any time soon

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

There, that should settle everything.

[lunasilverpelt]

[w1yre]

GORMET ignore my pfp its freaky /j

[szeretemacheddart]

yumm

[liminal-fuck]

*holds up yellow paper* can I eat it?

*chews* let me get back to you on that.

[evilclownposts]

while I enjoy the taste of plastic, I think I’ll leave the rest of it for the sea turtles.

[shadowfreak98]

And here I bring you my snapcube sketches fully lined and colored... with an added wooper-faced elise bc it’s funny. I’m bringing my peak comedy rn at 2:41 AM (that’s when I queued this... qwq)

[royuuo]

violin: *goes tin tin tiin tin tin tin*

me: *absolutely losing it*

[halcydaze]

Oh my god

the phantom thieves as random old tom holland posts i get recommended on my insta feed

futaba

ryuji

makoto

yusuke

haru

akira

akechi

ann

[its-not-a-pen]

-Freudian Slip and Break Your Neck-

Grad student Wam Sitwer (no relation to anyone) just found the perfect research subject! All he has to do is stay alive long enough to get funding.

The brainstorming I did with @loveoaths to produce gourmet shitposts

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 01/10/2023

1, 2 Oatmeal (Actual In-Game Version)

Season 3 Featured on: SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume AI Also on: Dr. Pavel's How the Grinch Took Over SiIvaGunner

Ripped by Smoky

Its officially the spooky month! To celebrate, I've prepared perhaps the spookiest thing a SiIvaGunner viewer could think of - low quality music! :OOO

In all seriousness though - as I've shown before with rips such as dame da nellerman and Sex - Steve Harvey, SiIvaGunner is filled to the brim with content not meant to simply be consumed as everyday listenable music. The aim of the channel, first and foremost, is to make people smile - and it can do so in any number of ways. The power of ironic shitposting is not one to be underestimated - especially when it has a surprising amount of effort actually put into it.

To this day I have no clue what actually led to the creation of 1, 2 Oatmeal, a bizarre and poorly-sung parody cover of Dream Land 64 from the original Super Smash Bros. (Itself an arrangement of Gourmet Race from Kirby Super Star). Its a strange piece of old internet that, thanks to everyone's favorite Super Mario 64 Funnyman - Simpleflips - has now become one of those things that just keeps appearing as donation-submitted music onto livestreams all over. I even have faint recollections of Chaze the Chat, SiIvaGunner channel creator, explicitly saying during Season 2 that he would never feature 1, 2 Oatmeal. Well, less than a year later, and we arrive here - 1, 2 Oatmeal (Actual In-Game Version). There's just something so fascinating about the lengths Smoky went to with this rip - the amount of effort placed to make the Dream Land theme sound exactly as off-key in the exact same places as the original video - without any lyrics to even attempt masking it. When compared side by side, its evident that actual research went into making sure the two lined up perfectly, and yet the end result is flat-out unpleasant to listen to.

Or, well...it *should* be unpleasant to listen to, but its just too god damn funny. Its impossible for me to listen to 1, 2 Oatmeal (Actual In-Game Version) without also thinking of all the hilarious suffering streamers like Simpleflips have gone through to the tune of the song, without picturing Smoky with the biggest smile on their face as they line the pieces together for their dastardly concoction to be released onto the world. Its a high-quality effort that's impossible for me not to appreciate even as I'm internally suffering from having to listen to it - and now I've unleashed the plague unto you folks as well.

[crispycreambacon]

🪱 Intro Post: Take 2 🪱

Mellow-Yellow-Welcome to my art blog!

My full name is Chris Pycream Bacon, but you can call me Crispy! Others have bestowed upon me Chris P, Chris, Christopher and Bacon which I very much welcome.

In here you'll find, well, art! Not just from me but from others as well because sharing art is caring. I also sometimes post reviews, opinions or just jamble-tamble-rambles.

You can find me in other places, namely in AO3 where I post my writings and another Tumblr blog where everything is a little less organized and rambley :P

This is an inclusive place, so POC, LGBT+, disabled/neurodivergent and non-Christian people are welcome here!

If you are discriminatory towards any one of these groups or are just a contemptible being, you're getting the boot :}

With that out of the way, you can learn more about me and find my tagging system under the "Keep Reading" section!

I love drawing anything from comics to illustations to OCs to fanart. I just draw whatever my heart desires at the moment. One day, I'd love to be an animator or a comic artist, but I'm open to whatever art career welcomes me with open arms!

Other than visual arts, you can find me indulging in writing, singing, acting, listening to music and yelling about whatever interests me in the moment. I also have two cats named Takoyaki and Sashimi, a dog named Miso, and a dinosaur plush named Dinosara that I adore very much!

I'm a non-binary trans person and am very annoying about it in a silly way :3 I'm also a bisexual aroace in a queerplatonic relationship with the most specialest, most girlypop fish in the world <3 (Arden if you're reading this HI HELLO WELLOW!!!)

Here are a list of tags to keep things organized!

#chris p fried art - My art

#chris p fried rambles - My commentary

#chris p fried writings - My writings

#artists cooking gourmet - Art made by other artists

#chris p fried doo doo - My shitposts

#chris p fried answers - My answers to asks

#people frying stuff - General posts made by other people

#clowns burning the kitchen (affectionate) - Funny posts

#a nice warm soup after a long day - Wholesome posts

#alphabet soup matters - LGBT+ posts

#important - Awareness posts (Can potentially be triggering; view at your own discretion)

I try my best to trigger tag posts. If you'd like anything to be tagged, feel free to shoot me an anonymous ask or a message, and I will do so for you!

Feel free to interact or reach out! I'm not always the best in responding on time, but I do my best :>

Whether you're here for my art, my rambles or just wanna have a chill time with the funny demon, I hope you'll enjoy your stay! ^w^ ~ ☆

[plum-pitt]

I have noticed and am frankly appalled by our lack of showing out for the real main event of this year Zelda Fans. Tears of the Kingdom is the reheated canned corn next to the gourmet meat and potatoes of the @autismswagsummit . Get your priorities in check and go vote for his redemption so our boy can be crowned Emperor of Autism. Pit out.

@autismswagreblogs

Art used in the shitpost up top is from LinkedUniverse

Also vote Donnie too ig damn I first made this before he got booted to the wheel and idk what the matchups are gonna be. But if they’re not against eachother first round I expect all of you to vote for both of my babies.

If they are against eachother first round? Well then I expect some damn good fan art of the confrontation I can let occupy my brain space for weeks after the occasion.