#gourdman

[ittybittybumblebee]

WELCAM TO MY WORLD . WHERE I CAN DO ANYTHUING

[worseperson]

I love listening to the Guilty Gear Strive soundtrack because it’s always “When did this song exist excuse me wtf???” and it turns out it’s actually the theme of John Gourdman Freesyckle, the abandoned farmer from the 15th plane of the backyard, a renowned photographer and pumpkin farmer who fights with a giant slab of their farm or something and my immediate reaction is “ah, that’s a filler character oki doki👍”

[tornscale]

When Johnny B. Gourdman was created his creators didn't know how to make vocal chords, so they just slapped an old radio instead so now he sounds like a less malicious Alastor from HBH

[kyonkyonson]

"I'm Saul Gourdman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do."

[tokka]

#INKTOBER2021 ..creepy vintage #GourdMan 🙀💥🎃 #inktober https://www.instagram.com/p/CVVEXn8LGsn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[retroautomaton]

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[chefgerasalas-blog]

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[oakydeer]

Carved pumpkins with friends tonight. 🎃

This is Staniel Fredward Gourdman. ✨

(also, bonus black cat who randomly showed up in front of our house?)

[sufficientlylargen]

When you’ve kept frogs for long enough, you learn how to recognize when they’re gearing up to make a big leap. And although this female red-spotted toad [Anaxyrus punctatus] has the physique of a decorative gourd, she also has powerful legs with which to overcome obstacles, though probably not a concrete wall. This image was taken by Mike Pingleton in southern Sonora, Mexico. 

[hlshai]

It's not a game if it's real life, Gourdman. Sometimes games aren't games. Sometimes you gotta deal with the fact that what you do has real consequences on real people.

“...Too be fair, they weren’t real at the time.”

“It’s different now.”

[stolenvcard]

here y’all go, some wips! some trans gourdman indulgence

[ittybittybumblebee]

fixed it . i accidentally gave myself a halo. i SHOULD NOT have a halo..i am not that j baby. he is just holding me gentle liek a lamb .

[gordonradiotv]

gourdman you don't blame yourself for THIS rescas too, are you??? if you do i will cry :(

I don’t- Let’s not fucking talk about that, alright?

[tornscale]

SPEAKING OF SPOOKY SEASON, I FORGOT TO POST THESE COMM’S I GOT! 

This is a D&D character I’ve got in mind in case I’m able to actually play d&d! Their name is Johnny B. Gourdman and they’re a animated scarecrow who’s main goal is to just... wander around the world and explore! He’s got himself a tiny little cactus buddy named Stabbington, who’s also just along for the ride. Not too sure how to classify him as a race, but I’m leaning to making him a modified warforged or perhaps some other golem-like race.

He uses an etched shovel as his main weapon, loves listening to music, and is always a pleasant lad to chat up for a moment. He also has some strange powers that, when asked about, he simply says it comes from ‘his pops’ family’.

The one on the left was done by @twiggenstein​, and the one on the right was done by @xxsacrificiumxx! Give them both a look and maybe consider commissioning them if you have ideas for any! They’re exceptionally talented and deserve more recognition!

[strangenewneighborhood]

we haven't really gotten much alone time with tommy or bubby,,, maybe hand us off to one of them for a bit so you can focus on driving, gourdman?

Hey, yeah!  Good idea!

Probably still gonna get distracted, but- here.

[He hands the necklace over to Tommy.]

[whodunnitvrai]

Oh? Benny care Gordos? He care the gourdman?

“whats it to you, huh? gonna tattle?“