#DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR OF THE BEEFY-LEGGED DECORATIVE GOURD? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sufficientlylargen · 6 years ago

Photo

When you’ve kept frogs for long enough, you learn how to recognize when they’re gearing up to make a big leap. And although this female red-spotted toad [Anaxyrus punctatus] has the physique of a decorative gourd, she also has powerful legs with which to overcome obstacles, though probably not a concrete wall. This image was taken by Mike Pingleton in southern Sonora, Mexico.

#there we go #apparently about 300 pixels wide is the cutoff #this is only 275px #so tumblr doesn't turn it into fucking gourdzilla all over everyone's dash #metatumblr #seriously though that should not be the default behavior #really it should be a fucking option menu #'it looks like you're trying to post an image'#'would you like it to appear as itself like it would on a normal fucking website?'#'or would you like us to blow it the fuck up?'#'so that everyone can count the fucking nooks and crannies on these beefy legs and knobbly gourd?'#gee i dunno tumblr #do you think my followers would rather see the picture I uploaded?#or have their dash be NOTHING BUT GOURDMAN FOR MILES AND MILES?#I GUESS YOU WANT THE LATTER TUMBLR #I GUESS YOUR THIRST FOR ENDLESS GOURDMEN IS INSATIABLE #MAYBE I SHOULD JUST POST A HUNDRED FUCKING GOURDMEN FOR YOU #DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR OF THE BEEFY-LEGGED DECORATIVE GOURD?

1K notes · View notes