#gotta love moss

[mistysolitude]

your hug is cool and all, but have you ever been embraced by moss?

[overwatchfics]

For the Homie Moss

COMFORT HCS DURING PERIOD

A/N: Some period comfort stuff for the homie, I didn't add widow since this is purely for you to indulge, but I can add her if you want. While this is for my homie, please go check out their writing below this paragraph super friendly writer. This is to you homie! Enjoy!

@enforcermoss

Ashe:

Oh honey she's rich and a milf she is going to spoil your ass

The giant love seat in the main room is ACTUALLY A MASSAGE CHAIR WHATTTTT

She also has a sleep number bed that allows you to change the position

Ashe will have you cook with her, she won't have you doing anything too strenuous.

Ashe actually would be fucking killer at barbeque, always has spiced meat that she's marinating in the fridge to cook on a weekly basis and she'll create a big meat feast for the two of you along with cooked veggies and some sweet tea or your beverage of choice.

AND TEXAS TOAST OML MAYBE SOME GARLIC BREAD TOO

The hard strenuous work is for BOB to do.

BOB is your homie too though, legit takes care of everything around the house so Ashe can take good care of you.

For once will let you wear her hat while chilling on the couch.

Ashe is pretty good with her hands (maintaining a rifle and firing one consistently takes methodical care) and she'll rub your thighs and lower abdomen to relief any cramps you may have.

Anything you need from the store BOB's on the way!

y'all are going to kick back and watch epic fails on TV because hearing Ashe watching pure dumbassery on tv really does something for you

Lathers you in kisses, cuddles, and sweet pet names

sweetheart, sweetpea, pumpkin, etc

if you care about make up she's doing yours no question.

Mercy

Literally a goddess sent from heaven.

Any painkillers you need? She's got them.

Will take time off of work just for you.

Angela is going to order whoppers with cheese from Burger King (not sponsored) and you two are going to kick it and watch NCIS, Law and Order, Bones, and all those cool crime science shows

Has her arms wrapped around your waist

BREWS THE BEST HOT COCO

Will call moira and ask to borrow her dog so you can see fluffy friend (I looked it up and apparently moira has a dog)

When watching TV you see Angela become so unhinged and get all super science nerd it's so cute

She'll discuss all the little details and maybe you can get her to share some crazy stories as her time as a doctor.

Idk if you like weighted blankets but she's got them.

Also a lot of hand warmers to help you stay warm

Angela herself has a very warm body that she'll press into you to help warm you up.

runs her hands through your hair and massages your scalp

If you're lucky she'll sing to you and she'll put your head in her lap.

Many cheek and forehead kisses.

If you're feeling emotional, she'll pull you into her lap and reassure you.

Kiriko

Her mom is cooking for the 2 of you no questions asked, and you bet Kiriko already has a stash of donuts ready to go.

Kiriko, as part of her connection to Inari, has superhuman senses, and she knows when you're about to be in pain even before you sense.

If you've got really shitty cramps, she's there at your side ready to support you and lead you to her futon.

WARM BLANKET AND FOX PLUSHES YES

Very cuddly, big spoon most likely, but doesn't mind being a little spoon either

I really cant explain how cuddly she is.

Always finds a way to be wrapped around you throughout the house.

She brews some seriously good tea though I'll give her that

Honestly youtube and maybe a job session with your guy's spotify playlists

BLANKET/PILLOW FORT

On a side note Kiriko will give you back and shoulder massages and she is the best. She typically has cold hands but can warm them up with some healing magic and work your tense muscles down.

Powerful hands from climbing can really work those knots too.

HAND HOLDING IN NEARLY EVERY POSTION.

She'll pull you into a hug the moment you have the urge to cry, she'll be there with hand smoothing down your back

D.va

Gaming, sorry you chose Hana so gaming.

that's it sorry.

JKJK SORRY

ANYWAYS

HEATED BLANKETS, HANA SUCKS WITH THE COLD SO HEATED BLAKNETS

has like 3

Tells her mechanic friend to get supplies for you, she doesn't want to leave your side.

Since same height if there's gaming involved, she'll either sit in your lap or you sit in hers when she's playing a game or the two of you are.

Hana knows how to relax in healthier ways too, she boils water and puts sliced lemon in the bowl of hot water and has you wear a towel over your head and breath in.

Super relaxing.

Has so many onsies if you want to borrow one just ask.

Expect a lil teasing though.

Very good at cheering you up if you're feeling down, is the biggest goofball of the group and knows just how to make you smile and promptly shows you a video of D.mon tripping over a wrench in the workshop. Or when she sprayed Liquid Ass in Cassidy hat.

Will not hesitate to give you a piggyback ride to the kitchen for some snacks but will also order take out so you aren't loading up on pure snacks.

Hana can't cook for shit I'm sorry.

If you're down for it, she'll take you out flying in her mech and see the night lights in Busan.

When she's out there she's the calmest, and that's when deeper philosophical conversations about existence on Earth.

WESTERN BACON

The utimate comfort burger

The Cajun fries will warm you up and the burger is an excellent savory flavor

The burger is the comforting source, very big into cuddles and comforting kisses.

Loyal faithful burger and her army of cajun fries are at your service and will give their lives for you

very seasoned soldiers

Very lovable meal and is good at any time of the day

[zer0mori-dot-mp3]

francis frANCIS OH GOD SO MUCH FRANCIS

i had a wildly fun time drawing this i am incredibly normal for him <3 eeeasily my favorite neighbor, even ignoring the whole "save a cow/horse, milk/ride the milkman" or "in him we trust, in us he thrusts" things, i just think he's neat

[thegrlwthesytat2]

The Bear S2:E9 Omelette 🍳

Hesse, Hermann. Siddhartha. New Directions, 1951.

[overwatchfics]

GOTTA LOVE MOSS NEEDS TO BE A TAG NOW

im ringing the lsut line alright, you have people stealing for fagass works JESUS GONG TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR SINS one day we all die @overwatchfics repots your shitty ass works btw your welcme gay go marry a man

are you sexually frustrated you try to get your lil peepee up by reading lesbian smut? did you click no when the porn site asked "are you 18?" ? are we having problems at home, hm? does mama spank your ass and you like it so much you have to jack it off while reading the bible lil kiddy?

thank you for reading lesbian smut and encouraging moss to post more content, it really is so heartwarming to see people care about lesbians!

[synthshenanigans]

JASH STICKER COLLECTION GAINS ANOTHER

Also they do adopt certificates for the lil guys u get which is p cool however rlly funny & rlly weird since its just his name

Heres where i got em!!! theres tons of diff stickers & stuff u should check out :D

also got crocheted pan flowers!! :D

[haaam-guuuurl]

But why haven't we gotten a West Wing spin off about Charlie Young's presidential campaign/ first term yet?

[marshmallow-fluffy]

Ok, day 6 of Amphibuary by @amphibianaday! Today's prompt was imaginary, so I decided to do this interactive piece! Imagine an amphibian in my sketchbook! Go on!

Kidding. Here's my actual piece! They are playing warrior cats. Also I just went off on worldbuilding in the tags. Did not plan on doing that lol

And here's my mom's piece. His name is Hank, and he's inspired by the opossum she saw earlier today

[english-mace]

can I interest you in a little moss excursion in these trying times?

[shortfeather]

for the hermit swap ask game, maybe something with moss xisuma ^-^ think theres some cool directions that could go ^-^

Most players manifested a connection to a mob, so it was a bit of a surprise for Xisuma to wake up after an update and realize he'd become one with the moss.

It suited him, though. The green added some lovely texture and gentleness to his otherwise intimidating armor, and the already beautiful lush caves held an even deeper joy for him. There was nothing quite like sinking a hand, or his whole body, into the thick, verdant green to feel across the whole server, an ever-expanding network that served no purpose other than to exist and be gathered.

(It was also a great way to prank people, lying beneath the surface until another Hermit walked nearby, then popping up to call hello and watch them shriek.)

What was most surprising about the whole thing, though, is that it was helpful. As moss made its way into everyone's builds, so too did Xisuma's awareness, when he spread it out. For the sake of privacy, he avoided his friends' bases when merging with his origin—but when someone had a problem, he could fall into the mound of moss he'd made his bed, seek out the Hermit in question, and come far more prepared than he once would have. If nothing else, it took a lot of stress off his mind, and he would never be annoyed with that.

Yes, the moss suited him well.

(Ask game linked here)

[mistysolitude]

decided to mess around in canva :))

AAAAAAAAH, I LOVED THIS

All Moss Fans, ASSEMBLEEEE

[honey-flavored-lips]

Moss moss mossssss

Moss !!!

[seekingthestars]

booted up acnh for the first time in uhhhh /checks watch/ idk six months or so bc i SWEAR i'm gonna try to actually finish my island, so have some cute shots of already-finished spots while i contemplate, once again, if my decision to flatten my island and rebuild was really worth it 🥰

[thegrlwthesytat2]

Happy National Book Lovers Day 📚 📕 📖

My current Goodreads bookshelf inspired by my favorite book lover, Richard Lawrence Jerimovich 🤓

[mossyflowers]

if you love mechs and you know it clap your hands

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[witchofthemoss]

Everyone should play Potionomics NOW!!!!