#gotta love jesus

[stoleyourgender]

i have said it once and i will say it again, i fucking love whoever writes the captions for this show

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[andi-o-geyser]

Something is wrong in this city, and it's been such a slow burn that nobody even realizes they're dying.

[katabay]

some sam drakes :)

nate's theme 4.0 came up on my playlist while I was working on commissions and oh boy. that piano line about a minute in to it still gets me emotional shshdshs

[lastoneout]

Finding out that Melina is Messmer's sister is so interesting lore wise but ALSO really funny given that Melina says her mom set her on her path like damn Marika really popped out like a dozen babies and immediately went

[koszmarnybudyn]

I won't let myself get devoured

Or a Normally Oak-swallows-garcia angst post about grief and anger.

[roseserpentpress]

In singular deranged days work (where I was supposed to be getting OTHER things done) I made a cipher journal for decoding the ciphers in Gravity Falls, specifically for Journal 3, the Book of Bill and thisisnotawebsite.com. This included (ultimately) three pages of common ciphers used in the Gravity Falls fandom; originally I was only going to do two, but then got to the Blendin page in Journal 3, sighed deeply and made an extra page on the Vignére cipher. The clasps I made myself by hand, and the little white toggle is a raccoon tooth, which I may change out depending on what becomes available. The purple ink, although unable to be seen within the photos, actually glitters and looks rather cosmic to my delight.

Considering I made the most of it within a day, it meant I used the paper I had at hand, which wasn't good paper for actual ink as it bleeds through slightly (and is thus unbecoming), but as a fancy schm-ancy idiot who insists on using actual ink with dip pens for the 'breadth of the experience', this means I'm ultimately only using one side of the paper (to my chagrin) and the letters aren't as clear as they could be when I write on the paper. Nevertheless, I am rather happy about the result; young me from about a decade ago, who began to make a similar journal only to abandon the project would have been immensely excited that I actually made one and am currently using it to decipher things within Journal 3. There is something rather satisfying about it, I do confess.

[hyunip]

See.. Now something we can all agree on is that our men will fuck us in missionary with one leg around his waist while he holding the other one up by your ankle. And he kissing all up on ya feet and massaging your whole foot and higher.

Like…. Nanami? Slow and deep lovely strokes, low grunting, mumbling praises and reassurance, pressing the pad of his thumb lightly to the sole of your foot while he kissing and licking at your ankle, holding that other leg tight on his waist.

Ace? He holding you close to him real tight, both his hands pressing you closer to him by your thighs as he nibbled at the skin of your calf, licking the places he bit, all the while with the leg around his waist, he squeezing and massaging the fuck outta your thigh. Even landing a bit of light taps to the fat of your thigh to see it jiggle from time to time.

Armin? He wouldn’t even have just one leg on his shoulder, he got both of them up and spread wide open. Feeding you some nice long strokes while he evens his breathing out. Now when he does bring them to his shoulders, he sucking on ya toes and shit, licking from the heel of ya foot all the way to the tips of ya toes.

[heybiji]

dande's dying btw

[fernsensei]

i now whole heartedly believe that gabriel doesn't wear anything but skirts

kinda suggestive under the cut

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[feelingtheaster99]

“You’re easy to love, kiddo, and anyone who couldn’t figure that out is a real bozo.”

[dillweed1236]

(1985) The Smiths - The Headmaster Ritual

Madrid 1987

[justablah56]

they should invent a body that lets you sleep for at least 8 hours at a normal time .

[bruciemilf]

the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.

[byfulcrums]

i cannot stop thinking about anissa and marky though [COMIC SPOILERS]

how did he react when he learned what his mother did? just like mark, he lived a lie. he thought his mother was kind and nice — the only thing that is true is that she loved him, but now, he has no idea if he should believe it

and. you've grown up being conditioned to believe that violence is peace, and that kindness is a lie and a weakness. you hurt people. by hurting a person, by destroying him irreparably, you found the boy you love most: your son. and you don't regret it. you hope one day, once he sees him, he'll get it. but you still don't regret it. you can't say you're sorry

marky will grow up without his biological father, because when mark hugs him he can only remember his mother and what she did to him. your father can't love you the way your mom did. you can't love your mother the way your father loved his

the worst part is, that it she hadn't done it, you wouldn't have existed. you wouldn't be here. your father will grow to love you. you will grow to accept each other. but you tend to wonder — if he never sees you as anything else other than your mother's son, then who will you have when everyone else you know dies?