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Guys I saw this really cute stray cat outside of my job while I was eating lunch! I gave it a piece of ham from my sandwich because it was watching me eat 🥺
Heres the pic I took of it before it started fucking GROWLING at me for more and I had to run back inside because it was chasing me🤧😭can never do anything nice mannn
#it was so cute though#those eyes are kind of scary#i wonder if it was actually a stray#can they eat ham?#it growled like a demon monster#turns out i can run faster than a cat#well..it almost got me before i shut the door#gotta eat inside now#so much for fresh air#ham sandwich#stray cat#future man#josh futturman#josh hutcherson#roleplay
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*insert pink color here*
#ironic that last year at this time i was really sick cause i had candidemia#(fungus in my blood and organs etc)#and now my doc is having me take a cordyceps and lionsmane supplement#LMAO#kinda fucked up but in a funny way 💀#guys if you ever get candidemia or a fungal infection the diet and meds you gotta go on SUCK#basically no sugar and i mean not even a gram of it can be in the food you consume for 4 weeks at minimum and you gotta eat mostly greens#and drink water and that's it#my infection was so bad they were worried about it fucking up my brain and other major organs so i was on that for 3 months#from what the docs said i caught it cause my last bout with covid at the time shot my immune system#and get this: they saw A LOT of people that had similiar fungal problems after said clients had covid#some food for thought if you're thinking about boosters or anything#but yeah...TLOU lite isn't fun#when fungus gets in your system that bitch doesn't want to leave and it makes you sick#covid almost killed me but the fungus shit was scary cause it likes to be incognito with symptoms until its like HEY ROOMIE#IVE BEEN INSIDE YOU FOR A LONG TIME HERE'S SOME NERVE DAMAGE A FEVER AND IMMA MAKE YOUR BRAIN FEEL LOOPIER THAN USUAL 😃#OH AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEPSIS MY STEPSIS#this is a tangent train psa: stay healthy#fuchsia is my vent word for good things???#not really good but???#need another pink
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The unofficial slogan of Lamia Scale is "METAPHORICAL!" shouted at the top of your lungs, because when people give you the side-eye for your guild being named after child-eating snake monsters, you start having fun with your response instead of explaining, for the nth time, that this guild is full of serial adopters and no, children do not get eaten here, they form into roving brat packs and pick a guildmate to terrorize for the day like a murder of crows eyeing up the fries you have in your hand
#fairy tail#fairy tail headcanon#lamia scale#smth smth child eaters but metaphorically speaking#hey listen if you're gonna make the guilds supernaturally inspired then you gotta get CREATIVE when it comes to lamia scale#my idea of creativity is that i think older guild members will constantly comment 'you're so cute i could just eat you up!' to the younguns#hey if you've got the reputation might as well take it and run with the inside joke#you think fairy tail has an adoption problem? well they do but lamia scale has it WORSE#you're legally obligated to shout the unofficial slogan as loud as possible so it gets LOUD loud when you have 3+ lamias in the same spot#if it happens inside the guild hall you can hear the echo for like 5 blocks XD the townspeople are pretty much used to it now though#lyon startles SO hard the first time sherry or yuka unexpectedly belt out 'METAPHORICAL!!' at the top of their lungs lol#sorry if this is weird but this has been stuck in my head all day and i needed to get it out before i sleep or it'll haunt my dreams
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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.
#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void#shits rough dawg#I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts#haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier#it’s cold#saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours#guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left#even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are#I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh#my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week#maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting#woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside#hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning#can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience#anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments#I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now#ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever#you can ignore this#text
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me having gone to bed at 6 am every day for the past week and generally spiraling mentally while rotting in bed waking up this morning: a 4 mile hike in the heat is a really good idea right now, and while we're at it let's start like 3 art projects
#maybe my mom was onto something all these years telling me i'm bipolar#no i don't think i am but i do technically have a bpd diagnosis so like. mood swings up the fucking wazoo are not new#but i am not one to be like 'exercise will fix me'#i've also just come to terms recently with the fact that i didn't kill myself already so might as well start thinking of the long term#so not being in constant pain when im older is something im actually thinking of now#so like. gotta move more which i was doing during this semester! walking like 3 miles a day which didn't help brain but#it's gotta be good for you anyway even if i don't get the endorphins everyone says you get when working out#that's neverrrr been me bc also chronic illness w exercise intolerance#so it's like. wah i have a desire to move my body more and know it's beneficial#but chronic illness + mental illness + trying not to think about exercise in terms of weight loss bc i'm trying not to make that the goal#although certainly wouldn't be mad if that was the result but if i prioritize it over just overall health it's gonna make me obsessive#i'm saying a lot of words. i have no one to really talk to so i once again come to tumblr as a public diary#ANYWAY. trying to find balance with wanting to exercise for overall well-being but dealing with other factors like chronic illness#which has actually been under the most control it's been in years i barely even consider myself (physicslly) disabled these days#and also balancing the fact that while my disordered eating has never recovered and i still have extremely bad relationship with myself#im in a relatively better place with that. i'm not starving myself and im not going through binge/purge cycles#but my relationship with food and eating is still very much unhealthy#and i don't think that will ever really change bc it's so ingrained in the everything about me#i don't really know what i'm talking ahout anymore or what prompted this#i can't simply just say 'i'm gonna go for a hike today' and be normal about. always gotta psycho analyze myself#im in a very weird stage in my life where i feel like i have control over nothing and i barely even exist in my own body#im just like a cacophony of voices trapped inside a meat suit but im not in the drivers seat im stuffed in the trunk and tied up#and the guy driving is an old blind mind who should have lost his license his ass is NOT road safe!#so it's like i have all these ideas and desires and feelings and ahh!! but hey i'm locked up here let me out please#and also the state of the world. so bleak and hopeless and paralyzing that i've just kind of shut my feelings off so i'm rapidly switching#between numbness and overwhelming agony#what the fuck am i talking about
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YOU MAKE THAT POST AND DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE'S OPINION ON SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG???
I MEAN IT'S SUCH A NICHE FUCKING TOPIC LMAO I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE
but anyway here's the Egregiously Simplified version of Everyone Is Forced To Play Ten Routes Of Shadow The Hedgehog And Has To Give Their Opinion Afterwards
#snap chats#i already hear someone going 'the fuck you mean mine is number one shadow the hedgehog defender' YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME#at first i do think he'd be like 'what the fuck' but then going through all of shadows routes. or at least ten to get the final story#and seeing the constant betrayal and inability to trust others he faced yet still ultimately persevering due to his promise to maria#i think bro would be moved.. just a little.. would he think shadow a bit headassed for that considering what the humans did to him#Of Course but also its evident that shadows clearly taking things into his own hands now- as righteous of a mission as it is#despite the persistent attempted influence by everyone around him. shadows a complicated TRAGEDY he'd be moved#mine's artsy like that..... gotta go before i get shot ive said insane things before but this one'll take the cake me thinks#im not explaining everyone else mine's just felt like the one i NEEDED to explain lest i look more insane than usual#06 daigo's purely a Shadow Angst enjoyer. he understands shadow and he's wallowing in the misery of his backstory#majima's weird to categorize cause he definitely can be like Lmao The Fuck and/or just play the game chaotically#and then the aspects of identity come in and on the outside he'll be like 'bro its not that deep' but on the inside its like#Damn He Just Like Me Fr. i think. idk i dont study majima leave me alone im not making ANOTHER One Chara Exclusive category#i said i wouldnt explain anyone else and here i am explaining shut UP im gonna go eat#im not looking at this anymore bye#FORCING myself to leave cause i really will just end up typing essays on bitches perceiving shadow LMAOO
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NOT EVERY INTERNET JOKE IS GOOD
SOME OF THEM ARE BAD
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS A HAHA FUNNY RELATABLE INTERNET MEME DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HARMFUL
#this post is about ''girl dinner''#every time i see that used i fucking see red#as if disordered eating wasn't already viewed as intrinsic to ''correct'' performance of womanhood enough#now we gotta do it from inside the house too???!#don't say it's just a joke that is the point that is the point that is EXACTLY the point#it doesn't NEED to be a joke!!!!!!!! we don't need this joke!!!!! just because we can#''it's not that deep'' it doesn't need to be anything at all#''it's not about gender it's about executive function'' then say THAT#lavender thoughts
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Hello. I would kindly request something for the Pokémon AU please. Gil still recovering from the whole poison thing and everyone there is helping him whenever they can, even Thenas most stubborn Pokémon. Thank you!
"Shit!"
Gil stumbled, nearly toppling all the way over before a psychic aura caught his fall. He blinked as he floated upright again. He would have expected Ninetales or even Froslass to be responsible for it, but it was neither. "Uh, th-thanks."
Gallade just glared at him, picking up one of the bags and walking out of the room.
It had been a harrowing week, Gil had learned. He was only leaving their room in the pokemon centre because they needed it for more critical patients. He wouldn't be cleared to work again for a while. He wanted to insist that he was fine, but he felt weak. And he had put Thena and Teddiursa - and poor Dragonite - through enough.
Thena looked like she hadn't slept all week. And she and their little cub wouldn't let go of each other for anything--it was like when he was a baby all over again. He kept catching them staring at him, like they were expecting him to get worse again.
The Audino and Chansey had looked him over and given him a full pass if he rested. Even the human doctors and nurses agreed he could be released.
"Hey, move slowly," Thena whispered as she came over to him. She tucked herself under his arm as if he had been limping and needed a crutch. "You're coming straight home, anyway."
Gil eyed the doorway where Gallade had all but stomped away with his stuff. "He doesn't seem too happy with me."
Thena's eyes drifted away. "It's been a tough week--on all of us."
That implied that Gallade had been worried for him too. But Gil thought it was much more likely that the Blade Pokemon was frustrated with him purely for the stress he had caused Thena.
Gil paused, making Thena halt with him. He raised his hand to her cheek. He knew it was impossible, but he could swear she had lost weight in the week he'd spent in bed. "Are you sure you're okay?"
She smiled for him, at least. But it really only served to emphasize that she had dark circles under her eyes, her cheeks felt sunken and she was lacking the usual sparkle she had. Naturally, her eyes were as vibrant as a dawn stone, but now they just seemed...sad. "I'm happy you're on your feet."
He sighed as she leaned up to kiss his cheek. "I really put you through hell and Hoenn water, huh?"
She didn't disagree with him, but she patted his chest. "You're coming home, that's all that matters."
"Has Dragonite been staying with you?"
"Yes, although I fear we'll need more room," she lamented in good humour as she helped him drag himself out of the room and from the poison ward all together. She gave him a poke, "no more big pokemon."
"So I shouldn't come home with a Tyrannitar or a Snorlax, you mean?"
She laughed, and he felt better as soon as he heard it. "Absolutely not--keep it small. No bigger than a Munchlax."
Even young Munchlax could be hundreds of kilos in weight, so that really wasn't an option for their little house on the hill either.
"Froslass?"
"Hey, I'm okay," he smiled at the ice/ghost type hovering close. He must have really scared them all if she was floating around completely visible. "I'll get some rest and be good as new."
Dragonite gave him the biggest, saddest eyes a dragon could muster.
"Oh, come on buddy," Gil chided lightly. Dragonite leaned down to let his snout be petted gently. "Don't look at me like that. You can come and see me as soon as you're done work."
"Teddi?"
Ah, their sweet little bear cub, growing up so fast. Gil patted between his ears, finally in good proportion with his head. "You too, buddy. You can't skip work to stay home with me."
Teddiursa pouted a little, but Thena nuzzled the crescent moon in his fur and pressed a kiss there. "You are a junior ranger, my Luvdisc, you have responsibilities."
The pressure from his Mama made him pout even more, even cross his little arms. But he agreed, "Ted-Teddi."
"You sit," Thena helped him into one of the seats in the main waiting area. She set Teddiursa in his arms as well, "I'll get your ride ready."
He figured it would be Dragonite, like always. But Dragonite's harness did require some holding, even with the safety buckle. Maybe she'd called a pokemon taxi. He sighed.
"Gal-Gallade."
Gil blinked as Gallade set his bag down at his feet and sat next to him. He leaned forward, resting his weight on his knees(?) in a way that would have Thena scolding him to sit up straight. "Thanks."
"Gal."
Gil idly rubbed Teddiursa's back, seated on his knee. He looked at Gallade. "Sorry, for all this, I mean. I'm sure it hasn't been easy on you."
Gallade looked towards the front doors of the pokemon centre. His concern wasn't really for himself, but for his trainer. "Gallade."
Gil winced. Thena had been through too much because of this. Gallade was right to be angry with him. "I'll make it up to her."
"Lade," he scoffed. Gallade was a pokemon of few words, especially when he had to listen to them.
Gil ruffled his hair, a subconscious move in substitute of reaching for his ranger hat. "I didn't mean to get poisoned, y'know."
Oh, now it was the silent treatment.
Gil rolled his eyes. Gallade had been increasingly hostile since the beginnings of his and Thena's relationship turning romantic. He sighed, "look, I'll take care of her. These things...just happen."
"Gallade!"
Gil startled, as did a few other patrons. He hadn't expected such a strong rebuttal about taking care of himself. "Uh, I usually take care of himself-"
"Gal-Gallade, Gal," the pokemon rolled its eyes. He even crossed his arms and rested one of his feet(?) on his knee(???).
"I do," Gil scowled at the childish feeling argument--and with his girlfriend's pokemon, no less. But he watched Gallade's annoyed eyes and shifty body language. He sat back again. "These are the risks of the job, bud. I know that, and Thena does too."
Gallade said nothing.
Gil moved a little in his seat. Gallade was far past the age when it wanted to be petted like a Skitty. But he tried to catch its eye, "I am sorry, though. I know I worried you all."
Gallade had been worried about him. And now that he was better, he could experience the fighting/psychic's full annoyance as a result. "Gallade."
"I know." Gil had heard all about the pokemon's care of him. Gallade had used hypnosis to put him in a state even the pain killers and sedatives couldn't achieve.
Gallade eyed the door again before looking at him, and then swatting at him. "Gallade-Gal!"
"Okay, geez," Gil held up his hands before Gallade stood and walked outside, presumably sensing the return of its trainer. Gil looked around sheepishly at the guests. He cleared his throat, "sorry."
An older woman smiled in her seat, her Pansage on her lap. "Teenagers--he'll grow out of it."
"Hope so," Gil sighed. He looked down at Teddiursa, who hadn't spoken a word in his defense. "You were no help."
"Ted," the little bear turned his head. He was a little upset too, it seemed. Although Gil got the feeling he was mostly copying his big brother, more than anything.
"Okay, come on," Thena came back in, holding out her hand. Gallade left her side to - still scowling at him! - offer his support.
"Thanks," he sighed, standing with a heavy groan. He looked at Gallade, offering its blade like it was assisting an old man. "I can walk, y'know."
"Gal." It wasn't the first time Gallade had told him to shut up, and it probably wouldn't be the last either.
"Excuse me?" The stern words from his trainer did make the Blade Pokemon stand up a little straighter and lower his tone. She put her hands on her hips, "that's what I thought."
"Gallade."
Gil just chuckled. He was plenty used to it, and he had somewhat missed the chaos of his usual life in the silence of his private room. "None taken, buddy."
"Okay, let's go."
"Whoa," Gil blinked and smiled, dragging his feet over to his chauffeur. "It's been a while--how are you?"
"Altar," the Humming Pokemon cooed, letting Gil bend its long neck around to receive some head scratches. It no longer possessed the little antennae on top of its head but now had long, flowing ones. "Altaria!"
"Thanks, I guess I've been better, but it's good to see you," Gil grinned. It had been a long time since he had last seen the Swablu-turned-Altaria of Thena's. "You're my ride home?"
"I called," Thena confessed, also receiving some affection as Altaria leaned its head down to nuzzle her. "I know Dragonite can carry you, but the news of your condition brought him home anyway."
It was very sweet of the retired and technically freed pokemon to return to check on him. The dragon type passed through regularly of course, always checking up on Thena.
It nodded to Gallade, who nodded back. The two original party members of her team in this region conveyed an understanding that even the rest of her team lacked. Gallade offered a wave, which Altaria met with a slap of one of its antennae.
"Come on, then," Thena said gently, helping Gil ease onto Altaria's back.
"Thena, really, I'm-" his mouth shut as he sank into the sheer plushness of Altaria's downy feathers. It really was like sleeping on a cloud. "Wow."
Thena had on a smirk. She knew that he wouldn't be able to resist the offer of an Altaria, no matter how much he insisted he was well. "We'll meet you at home."
She gave him a last kiss on the cheek before asking Altaria ever so gently to fly him home slowly and smoothly. She gave her old pokemon a kiss on the tip of his beak, their foreheads pressed together before the flying pokemon took off lightly and smoothly.
He had never flown on an Altaria before, but wow it was luxurious. It would probably be more common if they weren't so tough to actually train, let alone evolve. Only the most ambitious trainers would go through the work of evolving a Swablu that wasn't purebred.
That was his Thena, though.
#Thenamesh pokemon AU#I will always love this au#and I'm sure you all love my completely innocuous pokemon infodumping#Gallade and Swablu were the original bois#Gallade tries to be all cool and just nod#meanwhile old Altaria is like why are you so weird high five me bro#Altaria and Gallade are that meme of the arms#anyway Gallade was worried about Gil#they have a complicated relationship#Gil was his favourite buddy growing up as a young ralts#he wasn't a baby or anything but still#but now he's gotta be like santa clause did you fuck my mom?#sorry but that's about it#Gallade has been trying to get Thena to sleep to eat to go home and shower#he's a good pokeson#Altaria gives Gil the scenic route and he's asleep when they get home#so he just stands there until Thena arrives with Dragonite and everyone else#Dragonite gets Gil off Altaria's back and carries him inside#she invites Altaria to stay for the night he can be off in the morning#it's a boy and does he have a wife and chicks?#no he's a solitary creature#like another bird pokemon we'll meet soon but that's a secret third thing
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My desire to eat fresh fruits VS my extreme fear of eating anything moldy or infested
Fight.
(the fear is winning)
#rambles#its actually extremely horrible#i like apricot because i can easily open them#and check if anything is wrong#unfortunately one of them HAD wrong (bugs) and now my fear has quadrupled#eating a cherry has me cringing so hard because they're hard to open#you just gotta bite the bullet (and the cherry)#the day i bite a cherry and it has bugs inside i will just die. how can i live after that.#how can i trust any fruit when one betrays me
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HELP help one moment i'm like hm it's late and i have other things to do but i have an idea for a doodle the next it's 5 am and among many others i have finished Rick sanchez they tried to put me on the cover of vogue.. but my legs were toooo lawng (what this page has to be named) (it has to be named that)
#I'VE BEEN LET LOOSE this cannot continue#when they said creativity is adjacent to mental illness i was like pfft fuck you but frankly now i feel there is some truth to that#like what is this. it's possession#i had four more ideas while brushing my teeth and now i gotta SKETCH THEM?#no fair!!! no fair it's nighty night time. it's beddy bye. it's so late my stomach is eating itself#but i have to or the images stay inside and start floating around and bothering different organs#kata.txt
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Today's List of Nice Things:
Woke up with a six-pack this morning. Heck yes. So even if my workout this evening didn't get me the reps I wanted, I don't feel that weak
It was really hard to tear myself away from House of Usher tonight. I want to see Frauderick eat SHIT. Also, I love the Raven so much. I would commit war crimes for her.
Found a cute top at the store for $10. I bought it without trying it on and it fits.
#who is forlornmelody?#brain hygiene#feeling a little unteathered right now honestly#saw my homophobic ex-pastor's face endorsing an artist's book on Instagram#i really respect the artist but we gotta talk about this the next time I see him#that is not kind of person you want an endorsement from#y'know?#and after a quick internet search it does not look like the homophobe has changed much since I stopped going to his church#though he looks worse for wear#good#i hope his hate eats him from the inside out
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my therapist disMANTLED me
#i love her#but i felt like a lego set being pulled apart section by section#it's gonna really hurt once she starts moving the legos out of the way piece by piece#cracked me for sure#and i dont like it bc i dont want anyone to know about the ugly things inside of me but i know me not liking it is good actually#she is getting to the bottom of it#gotta sit with these stupid feelings#imma go eat lunch now#food after a good cry hits different#like its really nice#feeling like a moody toddler that is exhausted from all the big feelings#i'm gonna eat#personal
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my therapist gave me a whole ass book to read before next week. I can’t even get myself to read the books I’ve already got, my dude!
#‘hmmm… he’s very depressed… better give him homework.’#jk I’m sure it’ll be fine. I just uhhhh don’t want to do it#I don’t got the reading juices flowing these days#he was telling me all about the book and inside I’m like ‘stop spoiling it! if I have to read this then at least keep some mystery!’#at least it’s not a self help book#not really a fan of those#to badly paraphrase another tumblr post self help books are full of really helpful info that you have to discover for yourself#otherwise it just feels like some random jerk off telling you what to do… or whatever. ya know?#or maybe… looking at it… it does sorta look like a self help book… but he made it sound interesting and I trust him to be cool so we’ll see#just been very…. not great lately#and now I gotta read this dang book#anyway… whatever… I’m gonna go eat some fried rice for dinner#ok I love you bye bye#you can ignore this#text
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today was soooo
#logbook#got up drove to work at hl. stayed for almost 5hrs. then drove to ml and stayed there for 2 1/2 hrs.#was going to work my full 6hr then drive to ml but when the delivery didnt come at abt 5hrs i was like.#if it comes now i aint dealing with this shit for an hr and then leaving thats NO time. so i trusted my gut and left lol.#turned out after all that work c and i and rven p put in its all gotta be moved inside now 😶#so. . .i may stop by tmrw after my shift and help out again.#also the store manager didnt print the right sign for one sale and not enough of a few AND i didnt ask abt printing on labels#i just. let it all go. put out the poinsettia signs. let it goooo. not worth it.#bt can help me with it finding someone to do it tmrw. OR we do it ourselves.#i do hope we got in the houseplants this evening bc then i can work on it tmrw. blah.#also idk who made the cart of $1 poinsettias but some were literally dead so.#i cant wait to eat a lil more food and then pass out. maybe shower then sleep. im so tired.
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Me pouring two trays of left over gravy into my dogs food bowl (already full of two cups of kible, a slab of salsbury steak, potatoes and grean beans): Why’s my dog so chunky.
#she probably eat it all right now ajdjakd#she's locked in the basement cause she can't behave upstairs over night#so I left her her food bowl and water and what not#but also yeah she is a little chunky#but also she's a pitbull she's kinda just built like that?#I gotta walk her ass#I put her outside into the yard and she just lays down#but I get it it's hot outside and you can't run around inside
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» synopsis - ⟡⋆˙ toji who gets NASTY during sexual intimacy like FILTHY. (freaky ahh old man 😒..)
» contents - ⟡⋆˙ penetration, toji is a soft dom, hair pulling, unprotected sex, creampie, degrading actions, cum playing and eating. (TOJI IS A 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚.)
» warnings - ⟡⋆˙ sexual themes.
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toji who is a certified freak and a retired whore.
toji who is driving his well built hips into you in doggystyle over and over again with no stop.
“mphp- fuckkk baby.. you’re doing so good” he said literally fucking you into stupidity as his pace saw no stop.
you were there, face down in to the pillow ass up as toji abused your sweet, smooth, velvety walls.
“t-toji.. slow downn..” you whined as he did slow down a bit but he just chuckled.
“what happened? you said you could take it” he said chuckling and slamming into you even harder.
He kept pushing his fat and veiny cock in your slick hole over and over with a thumb in your rim.
all you could do was moan out his name in pleased whines and whimpers as he stared down at you with that smug lazy grin.
his cock was decorated with a nice creamy ring at his base as he was leaking pre-cum even inside you.
your stomach felt warm and all mixed up. “t-tojii..” you moaned as he had his hand on the bulge of his cock in your stomach.
“mhm baby? you feel me in your stomach..?” he asked as you nodded quickly as he just let out a chuckle.
“good.”
you babbled and mumble out a string of i love you’s as he had a fistful of your hair pulling your head back.
your bodies were sweaty, the room tension was so fucking sexy. the sheets under you were stained with past releases.
your legs started twitching and squirming as he moved his hands and kept them still. “calm down baby.. relaxx..” he said with a lazy tone.
he lifted your head up snd started slamming into your uncontrollably while groaning loudly.
your orgasm came as your body jerked as you creamed hard on his cock as he frowned.
“aweee.. do i gotta teach you how to squirt baby..?” toji asked as he kissed you. “hold still..” he stated.
he plunged his fat tip into your hole one more time before releasing you into you. he released so much.
he groaned deeply and slowly pulled out his now limp cock which still was HUGE?
“uh-oh.. it’s leaking out babyy” he said as he leaned his face down to your pussy before he started eating you up and pulled away.
“let me clean it out okay..?” he said groaning at the taste of his bitter release and your sweet release.
“fuckk..” you moaned as you were glad you weren’t that sensitive as he ate you out.
“gotta clean my sweet girl’s pussy..” he mumbled.
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