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We, as a community, should not forget the OG baby-faced assassin of f1, The Iceman, Kimi Raikkonen’s first win in Malaysia GP 2003.
#kimi raikkonen#kimi räikkönen#malaysia 2003#i’m feeling a little petty#towards that recent fam tree that’s going around#the dads they gave this driver is my notp and these are the same ppl that claim he’s the new kimi so??? got me confused there#anyway… just dont forget where the nickname was first used
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No i mean its actually so so so funny that they never tried for a second to push for or even lightly imply a merlin/morgana romance (which would be the formulaic thing to do, given that the other two leads were already paired up). They just couldnt do it. They had to be like ok we have to be real here.. not only is he gay and not only is she a lesbian, but they absolutely despise each other. Obsessed with their dynamic
#like even if theywere both in anyway shown to maybe possibly have a man/woman relationship it STILL WOULDNT WORK LMAO#merlin#morgana pendragon#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#imean yea i know theywere friends in season 1-2 dont get me wrong#BUT EVEN THEN#EVEN WHEN THEY WERE FRIENDS. they had to be like yea..thers no way this is going to work#theyre not a NOTP#theyre like the anti-otp#cause like in the first season theres some implied potential for merlin and gwen#and also morgana and arthur (before they were ahem siblings)#so its like. maybe the writers were exploring these dynamics and their potential? but never morgana and merlin#the farthest we got was when arthur thought for a second that merlin had a crush on her i think bc of something he saw taken out if context#anyway merlin is such a funny show#Magical Microagressions for Merlin#thats what its aaaalll about
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Found husband in con
#Also got flashed by NOTP but it's a yaoi con so what did I expect when it's a popular ship 😭#pookie talk
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Everytime I look at Tumblr and see the tl I remember why I hate endgame with a passion you couldn't understand.
They fucked up Steve and Bucky so bad (yes, Bucky too bc suddenly he doesn't matter/isn't even a secondary character that deserves to be near Steve)
It's so funny to me (not) bc they talked about gay characters being in the movie at panels and interviews and even talked about Stucky at some point (basically queerbaiting) for then... Steve not even acknowledging Bucky. An awkward and impersonal hug doesn't cut it.
And Steve suddenly yearning and talking about Peggy? When he didn't even mourned her that bad and already had let her go ages ago? They knew they fucked up in CATWS with Steve and Buckys relationship, so they tried to distance them and then inserted Peggy bc ofc
(they possibly didn't have the time for a new character and they already had fucked up pairing Nat and Bruce and Wanda and Vision). Steve didn't have anyone else he cared about so they couldn't give him a new girlfriend. So they used Peggy AGAIN.
I'm not mad bc "Stucky not canon grr"
No.
I'm fucking pissed off because they did the worst character assassination and friendship assassination possible. Every movie of Cap America revolved around Steve saving Bucky at some point and him caring about him above all else, and you want me to believe that Steven Grant Rogers didn't care about him when Bucky died in front of his eyes? AGAIN? That Peggy's death was more important and impactful for him? If that was the case then why the fuck did he crash the plane then? If he cared so much about Peggy since forever?
No, that was just lazy writing and a way to reinforce Steve's sexuality "He can't be gay and you can't say that bc he LOVES PEGGY"(even tho he only kissed her once, even tho he crashed the plane and didn’t give her the coordinates, he didn't really care that much after all) they could have paired him with Nat in later movies, but they didn't.
That's why I only raise my eyebrows a lil when people say that x character will be gay canonically in a marvel movie/series. Is more than possible they won't. And if they are they're Deadpool, a secondary character no one cares about (obscure in lore too, so they can cut them off) or is plain queerbaiting again (because yes, even if you don’t see Steve and Bucky’s relationship as romantic, they DID QUEERBAIT IT)
Steve and Buckys relationship wasn't even written in a romantic way (you can ship them or not), but they tried so hard to rectify Steve's heterosexuality in endgame, that they fucked up their character arcs on purpose. And now they will always feel hollow and inconclusive. A bad taste in the mouth, a painful reminder of what it was and a what? 11 year long? characterization.
Idk man, I know I've talked about this more than three times, but omfg Tumblr reminds me why I hate that fucking movie!!! It's not my fault!!!
I know I'm going to end up writing something out of spite bc I can't take it shdkdjjcif
"It's been more than 4 years get over it" NEVER
Also the bit with Johnny Storm in Deadpool and Wolverine was also a dig (a fuck you if you will) to the fans bc Deadpool explicitly calls him Cap. And it implies that Steve as a character (not that old Steve nonsense) won't be back.
It's funny they've remade over and over again some movies (Fantastic 4, Spiderman) changed actors for characters (James/war machine, Bruce) and they include them in the multiverse/plot, but they won't do the same to some movies and some characters when they fuck up their stories, because they know if they do, they will have to acknowledge WHY they did it. Like with James/war machine changing actors.
So yeah, that's one of the reasons I don't care about Marvel anymore.
**I mean remake the movies ((Also they Can't remake Cap America bc that would mean they need to remake every important movie. And they don't have the time, the money nor the need. So that's why they decided to fuck their character arcs))
or include some characters in multiverse (they're going to do that with Tony/RDJ/Dr Doom after all, no?) and they also won't remake Cap bc the movies are amazing.
But the point stands. Steve couldn't be in DaW bc that would imply he's an alternative one or that Old!Steve was an alternative one or wasn't even Steve to begin with. But they couldn't do that ofc, no, bc that would give the fans hope in seeing Steve and Bucky together once again. So they did a dig at the fans bc "haha you thought it was Steve, but it's Johnny!"
Idk if I'm making sense at this point I'm tired af, need to sleep.
The thing is that they fucked up Steve Rogers's arc on purpose (Bucky's too, and others charas too tbh) and now they expect the fans to accept everything they give us with open arms. And imho I won't accept shit.
"Deadpool saved the MCU" how? If the other og characters are DEAD or they fucked them up too? Or are the butt of the joke now? Don't make me laugh. Most people don't gaf bout the new charas bc they only are presented in series not everyone watches (only available in one place) or are presented with characters that are dead now or as a replacement for the og characters. They aren't interesting on their own (not really, at least in mcu) and that's why most of the new stuff isn't liked as much. If they wanted to present more characters the opportunity passed already.
Also now if you want to watch and really understand 1 movie (if you don't read the comics too) you need to watch like 20 other movies and 5 shows. it's fucking exhausting.
#oh boy here we go again#im once again SCREAMING INTO THE VOID#anti endgame#anti marvel#i wrote this on twt originally#im really pissed off still#and so so tired#steve rogers#I don’t count X men bc the fucking timeline is more complicated than my brain can process rn#also weren’t they dead too?#idk I can’t remember atm#and I haven’t watched the movies in ages#the thing is I feel cheated bc they fucked up Steve and Buckys relationship specifically#and I can’t accept that and I really cant see Sam and Bucky suddenly being buddy buddy with each other either so TFAWS is a NO for me#also a notp noe bc people LOVE to hate on Steve and shit on him while they write stuff#also why I don’t believe anything Marvel says about having gay characters#if they really cared about representation or shit they would have assumed Steve was gay or at least bisexual or Buckysexual#but they queerbaited the shit out of the promos to give us that big fuck you in the end#and THEY KNEW they fucked up with CATWS because they went from theyre best friends to theyre kinda codependent in like an unhealthy amount#I mean assume in the other tag in a shit we fucked up ok well he’s this now kinda way#if you think about it Steve and Bucky are the almostonly characters that could be canonically gay or bi in the MCU (deadpool doesn’t count)#because they don’t have significant relationships with other people and even less with women#maybe Natasha? but they paired her with Bruce… when he has a relationship with Betty#THEY SHOT THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT AND BLAMED US#basically they got mad at us and broke their own toy bc they had a tantrum#so fuck you russo brothers#fuck you mcu#To the Tony isn’t straight crowd… they paired him with women only in MCU if I remember correctly#and yes I cant see Sam and Bucky as a couple#not sorry and if you ship them great! But i wont interact and not going to follow you bc i really can’t tolerate thst ship
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animal jam is a lot more fun when you're rich
#seriously notp is making me RICH on ajpw#i can get like. one corruption orb per hour of playing dungeons. the super sweets prizes?? got an alpha after like 5 rounds. got soo many#rares from that too.....#and now i'm like. oh i want to play as a dragon? don't have to wait two weeks to save the sapphires! i can buy it now!!#looking for a cool specific piece of clothing for my outfit? i can just buy it right now!! without worrying about the price!!!#i'm seriously considering buying an alpha. just like. snooping on explorer looking at the different wizard hats for when i sell mines#(i'm not That rich lol)#kind of disappointing anyways. like. it's easy to grind this stuff when you're not a kid but it must take so long for kids to do this!!#most of the people in this game get rich by paying money!! and like#i was always a nm on classic and while they are definitely more pay to play it was like. you could have so much fun and still be poor#play wild it's like. you do get all these features but so much of it is focused on Buying. like the only non purchase stuff i can think of#is crafting ???? and the phantom dungeons.. and the minigames. and talking to people i guess.#but like honestlyyy people only really care about the items and getting items and what items are coming out next month?? and what animals??#what new effects can i get for my pets for my items??? AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH#idk. idk. i know animal jam is far past its glory days and it needs to do this to survive. and i definitely do not want this game to die.#but it is really going full capitalism mode. and i think the content and the players and the devs are really suffering from that. idk.#jamblr#i do really enjoy doing the nonogram puzzles and i absolutely love the dungeons. i'm glad they give me stuff to sell. but man. i kind of ju#t wish it wasn't so much like this yknow#ramblings#bangers
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The problem with big fandoms (using "problem" in a very loose sense here) is that it's really hard to stumble across the weird niche undertagged stuff when its being buried in five million coffee shop/royalty/high school/soulmate aus. If there are 150 works in the tag total you can look through very quickly and find anything that appeals to you. When there are over a million it is much harder to do that.
#im very into a genre of fic i like to think of as#'canon adjacent but we got silly with it'#like crack treated seriously and very specific canon divergences and obscure crossovers#the lore is intact but the plot diverges#or it doesnt even technically diverge its just set pre- or post-canon or focusing on side characters#i want two characters who never met in canon running into each other and getting into shenaningans#i want time travel fix it but only for this one specific guy who doesnt know or care what the protagonists are doing#au where due to some cascading nonsense the plots of season 1 and 10 are happening at the same time#this specific character didnt get killed off and is just sort of around now#au where everything is the same but one of the protagonists is some sort of creature#unfortunately this is a very broad category#and it is impossibly to effectively filter out everything that does not fit the bill while still including everything that does#i can filter out my notps but if im ambivalent towards the juggernaut ship of the fandom that doesnt help much#fanfic
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I don't get why lapis x peridot is such a big ship when they had zero chemistry
I'm the last person you should ask ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think the idea is that they have become besties in the barn, supporting each other while they recover from their Homeworld trauma, mostly Lapis. The two are seen joking with each other, like in Gem Harvest when they are the only ones laughing at Lapis' joke about her traumatic past, so I buy that they're comfortable with each other.
But the thing is, their relationship was actually unhealthy. They were both stagnating in that barn. They had very little hobbies. Peridot was shown walking on eggshells around Lapis, like when she asked Steven to not mention the "J-word" in Beta. And, of course, Raising the Barn showed Lapis regressing immensely under the threat of the Diamonds, not only making the decision to flee from Earth not caring about Peridot's feelings on the matter, but responding to her friend standing up for herself by outright stealing their home with all of their possessions, leaving Peridot behind, with nothing and heartbroken. There is, of course, significance in Lapis taking the symbol of her stagnation with her.
I really thought they'd have more development where they realized that all that time, they only stalled, and didn't actually get to know each other. But no. One "hey" after Lapis out of nowhere crashes the barn on Blue's head, not even the time to talk before Yellow poofs them, and then we skip to the movie where they're besties again. Who cares about all the emotional pain Lapis put Peridot through both at the beginning and the end of their relationship, right? They just made up! Off screen! That's good enough, right?
I get that the finale was rushed to hell, and in the grand scheme of things Lapis and Peridot were not as important as the Diamonds, but as someone who had been the Peridot in a friendship, this genuinely hurt me and it was the #1 reason Lapidot became my NOTP.
In the end, I think Lapidot is yet another case of a super popular ship that benefited from a lack of screentime. We know they lived together, we just didn't get to see much of it, allowing shippers to come up with scenarios where they'd bond. Even though canon proved that they really didn't.
I recommend reading that Reddit thread I linked. I have kept it in my bookmarks ever since Raising the Barn aired because it was like someone fished in my brain and pulled out all of my thoughts about Lapis and Peridot's unhealthy, immature relationship.
#steven universe#anti lapidot#huh. my two notps are notps because the story glosses over the most unpleasant parts of their relationships#and makes them bond in a time skip#will you look at that#not that this one is as bad as the other one lol but you know#funnily enough i love lapis much more than peridot - especially the silly funny wacky peri which i always found kind of annoying#but when it comes to them together? i'm on peridot's side#yes she coddled lapis but that doesn't mean she deserved what she got
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Super Sweets round up !
i spent at least 14 hours playing super sweets. this is the haul from that
plus like so much more! this was my first year playing super sweets and it was so much fun and sooo worth all the time spent. i cannot wait until next year to do this again :3
i've also already sold two of the alphas. i now have a little over 15,000 sapphires >:)
#animal jam play wild#ajpw#jamblr#animal jam#super sweets#night of the phantoms#ajpw notp#the midnight raven is my favorite#i gasped everytime i got a rare#i jumped in my seat everytime i got an alpha#it will never not be exciting
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zosan is like davekat to me
they have the same relationship issues, and sanji especially has the same angst as dave (clone/ectobiology horror, sibling issues, internalized homophobia, blonde, etcetc), match made in prolonged close proximity so they bond like stray cats or smth.
Edit: also
#zoro and karkat got that tired gay 'waiting for their partner to stop shaking so they can try make eye contact again' -swag#TO ME#they're also like erisol but for reasons i wont say cause i dont wanna sound mean#for a notp is sure do think about them alot lol#psii.txt#1pc#text#zosan#davekat
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My ship chart because why not-
#padi ramble#happy pride also#I don't really have NOTP yeargh#got the pic from penaltyboxbox thanks dude
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can i ask why you don't like xingyun? /gen not a shipper myself but i'm just curious since a lot of chongyun lovers love that ship, i've never seen anyone NOT like it
rant warning by the way, I accidentally got more and more annoyed writing this 😬
im gonna be honest the number one reason is because i see it everywhere
the first effect of this is that content depicting xingqiu and chongyun in a nonromantic manner get tagged as xing/yun, which is annoying to me. you can draw 2 characters together in a nonromantic manner and you don't have to tag the ship guys. it's real it's called being friends. the second effect is that there's never any content with chongyun and Other Characters. people are so hung up on him and xingqiu that chongyun almost never exists without xingqiu. like you might notice i have a tag for chongyun and hu tao (mostly platonic) stuff except that there are only 7-8 posts tagged with that, because although the "exorcist and girl who can see ghosts" dynamic would be so cool, nobody seems to think abt that bc almost everything with chongyun includes xingqiu. this also goes for chongyun and xiangling (who canonically makes him his cooling popsicles) and like random other characters whom he Could interact with and be friends with (ayaka and him is a crack friendship i talked about once, and ofc chongyun and xiao). i hate it. xingqiu got his mr worldwide arc with venti and albedo please depict chongyun alone with other friends (it literally doesn't even have to be romantic). of course, this might just be a separate problem that I'm conflating with the ship, but it annoys me. i'm not focusing on xingqiu's side because although fan content for like idk him and yun jin? him and hu tao? albedo? is also super rare, at least that stuff exists in canon.
the second reason is because xingqiu's prankster attitude towards chongyun annoys me
yeah i love my little shit son but idk, it's just annoying when people make him feed chongyun spicy food, play pranks on him that cost chongyun Something (losing face, wasted time, frustration) idk. i guess i don't like that his condition isn't taken seriously. i don't think it's bad to have friends who pull your leg but at least not in a malicious way? like iirc he's implied to have triggered chongyun's yang energy overflows at least a couple times, and it's like . why. why is it played for jokes the kid literally passes out. "(He) needs more practice. Especially… with eating spicy food, haha." bro please do not !! don't trigger his condition just for kicks! xingqiu's other pranks also annoy me, given that i hate being tricked, so some of this might be projection or smth idk, but like idk you can give him good suggestions for where to demon hunt instead of making up shit and then going after him to make up for any costs. it's just annoying i think chongyun gets annoyed but then later forgives him, as friends are, but i cannot imagine them getting together like this. unless it's toxic idk . if they're friends i can give a pass to the pranks and stuff but in a romantic relationship i don't think i could see this kind of dynamic being a good one
#please try not to reblog LOLLLLLLLLL everything's my personal opinion#tldr i have arbitrary preferences and also cy's my son (xq is my other son but theyre not together. gm is my 3rd son)#i got into genshin got attached to cy went on tumblr saw so much xing.yun art i assumed i was gonna like the ship. guess what#also congratulations anon you've met one of the few people who actively tries to avoid xy i feel like this is a rare pokemon achievement#(<- never played pokemon)#anon ask#asks#teyvat thoughts#again i will tell you that i wasn't as annoyed w xy before but now it's up there because there's no content without them making out and#i've grown more and more annoyed by it so now it's an notp idk
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MephistInarius
Y'think they ever did anything quirky during the eternal chain-n-torture?
#Mephisto#inarius#this was a NOTP for the longest time#but D4 got me kinda squinting at them#Imagine being Lilith in that situation tho lmao#crack#if we still did oldstyle shipping names#I'd call it 'dilfshipping'
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Vein, our Phantumm Quen, haz cone tu tache bak her plaze in teh Phantum Counzilll to gej theze Jamna-allieed phantomz back on track!!!1!
#woah its Vein again!!#so yeah theres lore here so ill give you the short version:#basically in my ajverse there are multiple phantom kingdoms in jamma#and most if not all are allied w jamma bc they are just tired of fighting for a realm they dont live in#but not vein! she broke her treaty and actively tried to get jamma under phantom rule w the power of nitrum odd shop (yes thats cannon)#so she was promtley removed from the counsil of the other kingdoms and got salty abt it#so this year she tried again and this is my reasoning for this years notp#original character#oc art#animal jam#animal jam phantoms#jamblr#vein (oc)#🎨 ghouls art
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Confession time. I actually have been a fan of Gintama years ago. But after series ended for awhile I couldn't stand some of the stuff going on online about it. Couldn't even enjoy the show anymore. So I closed my accounts. But it has been years now. I finished highschool. I rewatched some clips of it on Youtube just by some luck and remembered why Hijikata and Gintoki are my blorbo. Kagura is me. So made this again. Not going back to Musks dungeon eiruryeusush but here, I just wanna be insane about it again and it has been so much fun slowly. Even Stan some characters I used to hate because of some folks.
Long story short Ginhiji supremacy.
#gintama#ginhiji#hijigin#personal stuff#fandom#it is hard sometimes#but got easier#blocking my notps helped too#fbxhxbsksushsgayzgzg
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td3 Adam Parrish 🤝 s5 Elena Gilbert: trying to break up with their boyfriend for an entire summer before college, finally breaking up in college then going back to him two seconds later. This is just what being a Cancer sun is like.
#s speaks#had this in my drafts because it is extremely mean and RA catching a stray because I like them far far more! but yeah 😔#just to emphasize how dire things got that I’m comparing a couple I like in a vacuum to a Notp of mine. oh and the magical comas too#at least here both parties had to be in magical comas at alternating parts of the book does that make it better or worse..#there was even a flashback storyline going on about an evil woman far too sexy and cool for everything else going on#some real teeveedee coded storytelling going on in Greywaren and not in a fun way like the previous clones comparison 😔#paradise paradise. summer of our lives.#fandom wank#but allows me to compare two of my favorite bisexual Cancers <3 silver lining
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My petty ass when somebody said that everybody in spiderverse fandom is horny for Migu3l: you're not talking for me
#miguel is.... fine. but i was surprised at how meh he feels for me as a standalone character#sure its hot as shit when he brutalized miles like that. unstable morality is always good but#nothing about him made my neuron shot off.#im just here for miles getting topped by everybody man and miguel is an okay candidate for that#i might be a little annoyed that everywhere i got shoved miguel thirst contents or spiderd@ds which is a big notp for me#i never interact with migu's centric posts but they keep popping in my feed anyway 😭#i want MILES.
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