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Necron characters rated on how likely they would be to fall into an MLM/Pyramid Scheme
Szarekh- 9/10 Dude gets desperate whenever he has a strong enough goal. Clearly susceptible to persuasion and magical thinking. Not great at thinking through consequences.
Imotekh- 0/10 Immediately does the math and figures out the scam. Creates the 40k FTC to hunt down and destroy all MLMs out of pure spite
Trazyn- 7/10 but he inexplicably does incredibly well at it. Top seller. Gets his pink Cadillac within a week
Orikan- thinks he's immune which is why he's a 10/10 Will ride this sinking ship to the bottom of the ocean. His sanctum is soon filled with essential oils and leggings
Zahndrekh- 3/10 Seems like an easy mark so people try to recruit him constantly. He acts interested and he's so charming it takes ages after they leave for the MLMer to realize they've sold him nothing and at some point he registered them to vote?
Obyron- steely glare/10 He holds the voter registration forms
Anrakyr- 4/10 but if he does fall for one he will actually go on the record and agree to be interviewed for the take-down documentary
Phillias- undercover FTC agent/10
Szeras- 9/10 because he'll sell out and agree to become an "expert consultant" or whatever and say the shady health oils actually work
Oltyx- 2/10 Refuses to start at the bottom of any pyramid, he knows he was born to be at the top
Yenekh- 8/10 But he's just in it for the product discounts.
Zultanekh- 1/10 but pray to whatever God will listen that he never becomes a part of one because he will use his boisterous yet sensitive personality to drag the whole empire into the pyramid
Lysikor- Founded the MLM
#necrons#shitposts#been listening to The Dream podcast#got mlms on the brain#Imotekh's FTC has actual teeth they will fuck u up#unlike the actual one we have in the US#not their fault special interests are a bitch#imotekh however deals with that kinda shit very efficiently#usually via murder#at least Trazyn got his Cadillac
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“I would be so scared” sub x “that will make you even tighter” dom
#got told this and it short circuited my brain I think#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#nsft mlm#trans nsft#queer nsft#nsft puppy#transmasc nsft#nsft bunny#my posts#cnc knife play#cnc drugging#cnc somno#cnc k!nk#cnc brat#soft cnc#cnc kidnapping#cnc free use#cnc stalking#rough cnc#intox cnc
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thinking abt them sitting in my lap, riding me...
my lips on their lips, their jaw, their neck...
my hands wandering their body, trailing up their thighs to their waist, to their ribs, and back down to their hips...
holding them down as i grind up against them, both of us moaning and gasping at it all
#that's it that's all i've got#nvm my brain is finding ways to make this more poetic now but i don't really have the energy for it to become a whole thing#i'll save it for another time lol#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#t4t nsft#t4t ns/fw#mlm nsft#mlm ns/fw#mlnb nsft#mlnb ns/fw#nblm nsft#nblm ns/fw#trans mlm nsft#trans mlm ns/fw#gender neutral sub#gender neutral dom#my posts
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I wish I could hand you the entire world.
From the smallest hut to the largest cathedral, I would work day and night to make sure it's all perfect for you.
I'd hand craft you a throne and sit at your feet, gazing into your eyes with nothing short of adoration. Waiting for you to bless my ears with your soft voice.
But, we are too far apart.
It's a cruel twist of fate, isn't it? I long to intertwine my hand with yours, to ruffle your hair, to hold you.
But I can't.
But one day, I will.
So will you wait for me, my muse? My sun, moon, and stars? I will hold you close one day. And when that day comes, I will place my heart into your hands.
You may do whatever you wish to it. I trust you.
(this post is written by a man and is about another man. please be normal.)
#sorry i just got off call with my fp and. my brain is going haywire#i havent heard his voice in so long...(see: 15 days)#not exactly yandere but not Normal People Shit. third silly thing#whatever it is. i want to carve my heart out of my chest and hand it to him#my muse🖤#OUUGUHHH IM SO ILL I LOVE HIM#ok im normal where did my tags go#boy yandere#yandere blog#yandere confession#yandere boy#irl yandere#yandere#bpd yandere#soft yandere#yanderecore#yandere darling#yandere male#male yandere#actual yandere#mlm yandere#actually yandere#obsessive yandere#yandere community#yandere coping
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Tbh? I think the radiant emperor duology deserves more critique than it gets in its tag, so after stewing it over for a couple weeks and also discussing it with my friend, I have decided to do it myself.
So. Spoilers for She Who Became the Sun and He Who Drowned The World ahead.
First off, so nobody accuses me of hating the series, I liked the series. I'd say I'd give the first book a 4.5/5, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I like both books. I truthfully skipped the fisting scene, it triggered some dysphoria that I wasn't comfortable with personally but I don't have problem with it existing in the book, it's good where it is, no changes.
No, my critiques come mostly from the second book, hwdts. Which sucks because I absolutely loved Baoxiang in it, it's a well known fact that my ideal type is pretty, really mean, characters. ('What about Madam Zhang?!!!???!? Shes mean and pretty!!' I hear you ask. Give it a second cause i will get to my beloved madam zhang) So, my critiques are mostly organized as 'The first part I didn't like in Hwdtw that signals the thing that became my biggest issue, the bits in the middle that i did like along with the bits that I felt didn't really work well, and Act 3 which is where my issues really were exacerbated.'
By the end of book one, I had a general annoyance but acceptance that Ma Xiuying was a bit of a weak character, and not weak as in 'dang shes a woman and cant fight' or any other sexist way you may interpret that, but weak as in structurally, she didn't really have as much depth as other characters. I thought she didn't have as much time put into her character as others. And yeah you could have a million character analysis essays over Ma and her place in the story and etc, but for me, her setup for the next book as potentially having conflict with Zhu or her own morals was the most interesting part of Ma. In general I think a lot of people tend to overlook this flaw partly because Ma is a cis lesbian character and the main 'love interest' in a book that is usually marketed to people as sapphic, which yeah there is certainly a sapphic relationship in the book but I think saying it's a major part of the book is really giving the relationship a load bearing wall ot isn't strong enough to carry. The Radiant Emperor Duology is not a romance, first and foremost. To describe it as a wlw romance is gonna leave people who read ot specifically for that reason kinda dissappointed by the end of book 2.
My big critiques didn't start until book two, and a particular scene, though. Ma, at the start of book two, was generally filling the niche of 'nagging wife' to zhu, which yknow, is a fine place to start from. I was a little disappointed there was no further discussion of Ma's disapproval of the morality of Zhu's actions, and in fact the dead child was pretty much entirely forgotten by Ma in favor of being Zhu's wife. Which, yknow, sure.
The Scene I had issue with happened (Spoilers once again) after Zhu finally captures Ouyang and imprisons him at her base of operations. Ma, dressed in her empressly regalia enters his room with the intention of being the bigger person. She walks in, looks at the stripped down and humiliated general who killed her father and famously is also really a women hater, and tells him she forgives him for killing her father. And then she gets upset and cries when the prideful general who hates women gives her a dressing down and taunts her and is like 'I'm glad I killed your father'? She nearly cries because Ouyang was mean to her (notably only cause he was mean to her and didn't gracefully accept her forgiveness, not because he killed ehr father) and runs off to Zhu. And Zhu responds with 'Wow, he's just a weirdo, everyone likes you and everyone in existance immediately knows you're a good person and you change people.' Which, my friend suggested before she finished the book, was a case of Zhu placating Ma and dismissing her feelings which would be an interesting dynamic.
Really my hangups with this scene come from multiple parts.
1. Ma' few character traits including being observant and reading people really well (a thing she's praised for in book 1) and having good social intuition are completely thrown out by her thinking being alone with ouyang and forgiving him would be a good idea and then her being shocked and upset when he spat on her forgiveness. And
2. Zhu's response is never once treated by the text as her dismissing Ma and placating her, and Zhu's statement despite never being shown to be true before and that moment being the first time it's ever mentioned, ends up becoming Chekov's moral purity by the end of the book, where the plot hinges on Ma being able to magically heal a damaged character's mind enough for Zhu to win in the end. Which I will get back to. There's a lot of other stuff happening between here and the end.
So, before I get back to Ma and her role in the story, I'll address some other bits from after this scene. Both problems and things I enjoyed generally.
Madam Zhang and her parallels to Baoxiang and her being the absolute queen of dissociating really was interesting (before act 3). She was a very compelling character who I completely understood and felt positively about. She had a way more interesting relationship with gender imo than Ma did, especially in book 2. I didn't really like that she was overwhelmingly shown having sexual villence done to her, that felt weirdly like a punishment. But, I did like her a whole bunch, and I liked the look we got into her head. She was probably my second, maybe third, favorite character in the whole book until Act 3.
I really, really liked Ouyangs dynamic and relationship with Zhu. The weird sexual tension between them, their weird kinda nonsexual but also kinda very sexual S&M relationship. It was somehow the most sensual, sexual part of a book that featured Madam Zhang having sex with multiple people, and Zhu going down on Ma, and a lot of other mentions of sex or scenes involving sex. Tbh I feel like, in a way, Ma was left to the sidelines for most of the book because Ouyang became the primary 'love' interest for a hot second there and the only reason Ma could get her spot back was Ouyang and Zbu's separation. Also, from what I've seen when people talk about this book, they always kinda try to express Zhu and Ouyang's dynamic as very nonsexual and nonromantic, as platonic mostly. And there is no inherent superiority of romantic over platonic, but I think to insist that it is only platonic, and not a strange swirl of romantic, platonic, sexual, frustration and relief, and a swirl of familiarity and vulnerability all wrapped into one, is doing the dynamic a bit of a disservice. And ther is, imo, very clearly a subtle hint of romantic intent and interest on Ouyang's part before he realizes Zhu has a body he hates.
Which is also another point I didn't like. Ouyang and Zhu's relationship end felt off. The entire bit with the pirates felt off, but especially how Ouyang found out about Zbu's body, and how Zhu reacted. I think Ouyang finding out second hand, from a combination of being suspicious and from Jiang saying it, was a poor way for that to be revealed. I think there was a better way for that to happen that woyld have felt more like a betrayl to zhu than this did. The fact that Zhu and Ouyang were so in tune and could see each other perfectly, but this one thing was a blind spot for both of them because of how unaffected by gender Zhu was compared to how overaffected by gender Ouyang was is a really interesting thing to explore, an interesting disconnect between two character's whose entire basis for their relationship is 'like recognizes like'. I think Zhu seeing it as a betrayl would have been more impactful if she had presented this informatuon to Ouyang herself and been rejected than how it went down. And, I think her not realizing Ouyang would be disgusted that he felt connected and felt a sameness to someone with a body he found grotesque and that he feared would have been more interesting for zhu, who views herself outside of womanhood and didnt really think that other people would not see her outside of womanhood, if she was the one who told ouyang herself.
Also, less importantly, think going into Ouyangs annoyance that zhu kept moving his target further away was a good move but it wasn't expanded on as much for my taste. I also really liked it when (spoiler) Xu Da dies, and that entire part despite some minir bits, was extremely good in that Zhu finally has tasted loss. She had, up until that point, been riding a wave of positivity, she was the underdog who won over and over again despite all the odds and despite her own reckless choices. So I did appreciate that everything went wrong for her at least once. that would have been, imo if other things were changed, a good place to end a book two in a three book series. Which will make sense as to why I mention it im a bit.
I also didn't like how Ma was nonexistant unless the plot was like 'ok we need to remind people that Ma exists.'
And there's of course other stuff but those are the main points of acts 1 and 2 that i wasn't fond of or that i liked.
Act 3 is a wholely different behemoth which can be encapsulated with 'I wish it was longer but also different' (courtesy of the convo my friend and I had).
My friend and I both agreed that we liked this kind of courtly drama game it was playing. My friend doesn't tend to like the structure or writing style of a lot of the chinese wuxia, danmei, or courtly drama translated books i read, so it was nice to know that the genre content isn't the issue for her there.
The biggest problems I had with the ending though was 1. I think Baoxiang and Ma had an interesting dynamic despite it being really rushed and how distasteful I found the entire concept of Ma being such a good wholesome goody good good person that she could change Baoxiang, quiet his demons and fix him in some way. That was annoying in an otherwise interesting dynamic. And 2. I think Madam Zhang's character traits and cleverness and all that were wiped away to make her inexplicably jealous of Ma in a way that I don't think fit her character and just served to fit a trope of jealous empress who hates the favored concubine.
So, here's my major proposed changes.
1. Ma gets sent to Khanbaliq extremely early on. Like, act one maybe after ouyang is captured early. This serves three purposes. A. Ma has something to do and is more present in the story. this could be a good xhance to let her actually feel frustrated or upset at Zhu in some tangible way that needs to be resolved or talked thru eventually. B. she gets more time to build a relationship with Baoxiang, whose entire defeat hinges on him having a strong connection with her. and C. Her absence in the other parts of the book feel less like she's being ignored or forgotten. It makes Zhu's lack of haste more than just a way to annoy Ouyang, and turns it into an interesting moral choice. Should she rush to Khanbaliq to save Ma or trust that Ma will be ok in favor of gaining power? Her lack of haste means Ouyang leaves, depressed, and she loses Xu Da, all while she doesn't even have the assurance that Ma is ok, she is truly at her lowest point with nobody with her. If Ma is in Khanbaliq and that's explored, then Zhu and Ouyang can also explore their dynamic without Ma feeling a bit like she is battling for Zhu's attention.
2. Madam Zhang is suspicious of Ma, or feels actually tangibly threatened by Ma. In act 3, Madam Zhang's anger towards Ma feels really out of place. She got exactly what she wants, she is empress, her emperor isn't interested in removing her from her position and her position isn't threatened by anyone. Baoxiang won't get rid of her, he won't demote her, he has shown zero sign of ever even considering it. So, why is Madam Zhang jealous of Ma? Imo, especially since she very clearly has dissociated into oblivion and has no love or affection for anyone anymore, and no real desire or motivation to secure her position further aside from maybe producing an heir to make sure shes taken care of after Baoxiang dies, there's no reason for her to be inextricably jealous of Ma. It kinda just erases all of Madam Zhang's political savvy and cunning into jealous, petty woman, and that sucks. If she was suspicious of Ma's intention, or Baoxiang genuinely expressed spmething that actively threatened her position, her hatred of Ma would make sense, but instead she hates Ma cause Ma is ugly and spends every night with Baoxiang. She hated rice buckets concubine cause that concubine used a lot of funds and competition genuinely made her position less stable. She needs better motivation for hating Ma.
3. As I mentioned earlier, Zhu needs to be the one to tell Ouyang that she does not have a dick. That's just all around better, it feels more like a betrayl to bare your secrets and be rejected, etc etc.
4. The duology should have been a trilogy, with book 3 starting when Zhu is at her lowest, ouyang is dead, ma is in khanbaliq, Xu Da is dead, a new guy is the emperor. This is where a book three should have started. in a series that has so many important characters, i feel like it needs more space. she's in a 10 gallon tank when really she needs a 30 gallon tank. Lots of it, especially towards the end of book 2, felt rushed and the extra book will absolutely push that back a bit and make it less rushed.
Anyways that's my critique of The Radiant emperor duology. Once Again, I liked the series, its one of my favorites i've read all year. I don't dislike it, and having a critique or opinion about something doesnt mean I didn't like the book or understand the book (because obviously if i understood it i would understand why its flawless). I liked it, there are things I wish were different, that's it.
#radiant emperor#he who drowned the world#she who became the sun#radiant emperor spoilers#spoiler#i wrote this in like 2 hours at 4 am and i got lazy halfway thru editing it so if theres typos rip#i just needed to get it out of my brain#organized in text somewhere other than jamies discord dms#thank you jamie also#i have a lot of opinions on this duology#some i didnt even mention cause its 6:30 and i forgot#i think shelley parker chan wants to write nblm or mlm books tbh#i dont think they really wanna write sapphic books#and tbh im ok with that i think there should be more books about transmascs#the tiktok/tumblr habit of describing a book with tags really also doesnt help this book also#i think to say 'sapphic enemies to lovers' for this kind of book gives people the wrong impression#especially since once again i wouldnt really describe it as sapphic in the genre way#anyhow again so nobody kills me#i did like the books#i enjoyed them i loved them i did not hate them at all
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how is anyone normal ever
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Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?
actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.
my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.
#sci speaks#i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me.#i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men.#i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring.#also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life.#this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed.#lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??”#“why are you together??????????”#i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror.#i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better.#the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified#but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships.#just an observation.#i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but.#of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does.#it makes a difference. it does.#which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body”#im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me.#i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have.#my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here.#sorry this went off on a tangent.#but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues.#i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous.#i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got.#once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that!#couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.
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you think you’re gay? there was a gas leak at my school and I was too busy focusing on how BIG my friend was to focus
#🗣️.txt#🏳️🌈.txt#like…he’s nearly as tall as me#he’s just got some weight on him and it’s….#lord have mercy#his arm was so BIG AND BULKY#and he was build like a bodybuilder…#I crouched down for for something while he was standing and I felt my brain just. snap. short circuit#and he had an odor too??? musk???#😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫#is this suggestive do I have to tag this#mlm post#mlm yearning#mlm thoughts#gay mlm#achillean
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I wanna snatch your waist and fuck you against the neariest wall and you're gonna take it like a good boy.
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y,,yeah ? is that all ? (//・_・//)
#got me with the waist bit#im a sucker for being manhandled#more of this please#trolldollinoveralls#anon ask#asks#connections#puppy brain#gay#ftm nsft#mlm nsft#ftm#ftm bottom#gay nsft#nsft concept#nsft puppy#ftm sub#ftm puppy#mlm#mlm sub#mlm puppy#praise/kink#good boy#im so so good bdjdndj
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ACH i wanna create so bad but i am being held back by The Forces
#my therapy appointment got cancelled#but i wanna draw so bad#but i cant#bc uhhhh#brain#not mlm#dantes talking again
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FUCKPUP !!!!! FUCKPUP 💖💞💕🩷💖💞🩷💖💞🩷 FUCKPUPPPPPP <33333334
#got called that and now my brain is goo and my boxers are soaked oops#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#nsft mlm#trans nsft#queer nsft#nsft puppy#transmasc nsft
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Got some more followers bc of my RE4 stuff so like, uh, welcome?? Disclaimer, I really fucking love Ada and will defend her with my life so if you hate her and try to slander her on my posts/in my dms/in my asks, my welcome does not extend to you. Also you’re getting blocked. Ada haters can fuck off I don’t wanna see any of that shit so keep it to yourself
#just putting it out there#idc why you hate her keep it to yourself#mind your own and I’ll mind mine#I feel like this especially needed to be said bc I got followers for my Serennedy stuff#and I know how brain dead mlm shippers can be when they see a ‘threat’ to their ship#get your head out of your ass if you’re like that#mlm shippers as in people who ship mlm pairings#resident evil#ada wong#moose rambles
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When a man's hairy stomach folds over the waist of their boxers AWOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA
#i think i hauve covid#dd.txt#trans nsft#queer nsft#t4t nsft#mlm nsft#my dick got so hard i almost passed out from the blood leaving my brain
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today is for mlm yearning
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“The park dads are just the gay background dads trope”… to YOU!!! I understand them completely though.
#out of any episode we could’ve got I would have LOVED an episode focusing on willows relationship with them. there’s so much to be explored#there#like Harvey being an abominations student from an extremely competitive school who decides to enrol willow in the abominations track despite#her struggles with it.#I also wonder how they would have felt about the whole amity situation. as willows only friend during that part of her life (that we saw at#least). they definitely would’ve picked up on certain things about her and her parents#so when amity suddenly turns her back on willow… I have no doubt they’d suspect there’s other forces at play there#I don’t know I just. eeeerrrgrhhjdhdhd park dads. I need to write that fic I keep saying I’ll write bc they’re so under-utilised it makes me#sad :(#the owl house#Gilbert park#Harvey park#this isn’t meant to dismiss criticism against the parks being the only mlm rep in the show I just really wanted to dump my rant somewhere#willow rotates in my brain 24/7 and thus they do as well
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Need to make my silly cum over and over next time :33
#and mark him more 😭#I’m fucking frothing at the mouth to properly mark him but ig I haven’t been doing it right#I got it next time 🫡#and I’m sure they got it next time too :333#but for the mean time my brain is fixated only on marking him istg#puppygraham rambles :3#mlm nsft#t4t nsft
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