#got change

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mefmacgyver]

Alright, let's get into this wild ride of financial planning from someone who's seen both the gutter and the penthouse...

The "Get Your Sh*t Together Finally" 7-Day Hustle Plan

Monday: "Rock Bottom's Got a Basement" Day

- Morning: List every penny you owe (yes, including that money you "borrowed" from your ex's purse in 2018)

- Afternoon: Set up a bank account that isn't your cousin's old one with your fake middle name

- Evening: Calculate how much you waste on energy drinks and gas station burritos

Pro-tip: Those strip club ATM fees could've bought you a decent index fund by now

Tuesday: "Your Past Self Was An Idiot" Financial Education Day

- Morning: Learn basic investing terms while questioning every life choice

- Afternoon: Set up a Robinhood account (because let's face it, Fidelity ain't ready for our brand of chaos)

- Evening: Study crypto basics, promise yourself you won't YOLO your rent money this time

Wednesday: "Legitimate Hustles Only" Day

- Morning: List your actual skills (being able to MacGyver a bong from a potato doesn't count)

- Afternoon: Set up painting/handyman profiles on TaskRabbit, Thumbtack

- Evening: Start a printing side gig (business cards for "entertainment venues" are always in demand)

Thursday: "Property Ain't Just Monopoly" Day

- Use that land acquisition experience:

- Morning: Research tax lien properties

- Afternoon: Scout neighborhoods that aren't "up and coming" but "down and definitely gonna bounce back"

- Evening: Calculate how many houses you could flip if you stopped "making it rain" every weekend

Friday: "Digital Pimp" Day (Keep It Legal)

- Morning: Set up social media for your services

- Afternoon: Create a website (no, not that kind of website)

- Evening: Learn SEO basics while questioning why you didn't do this sooner

Saturday: "Passive Income Ain't Passive" Day

- Morning: Start documenting your handyman hacks for YouTube

- Afternoon: Write an ebook: "From Strip Clubs to Stock Markets: A Reformed Degenerate's Guide"

- Evening: Set up print-on-demand store with your most questionable art pieces

Sunday: "Reality Check" Day

- Morning: Review all the ways you're still messing up

- Afternoon: Set actual achievable goals (becoming a billionaire by Tuesday isn't one)

- Evening: Plan next week's hustle while meal prepping with food that didn't come from a vending machine

Bonus Tips:

- Your car isn't an investment unless it's transporting paying customers

- That "system" you have for blackjack isn't working

- Yes, you do need to pay taxes on your side hustles

- No, your ex's OnlyFans subscription isn't a business expense

Remember: The goal is building wealth, not just having enough cash for VIP room bottle service. Time to turn those street smarts into market smarts.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael

[lynnorwhatever]

rewatched sock opera

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[dennydreadful]

it really works! source: me

[neurovarious]

[riddlerosehearts]

"Be Our Guest" original draft storyboards vs final film (💖)

The song was originally written by Ashman and Menken to be sung by the enchanted objects to Maurice instead of Belle. However, story artist Bruce Woodside felt that the song would make more sense if it was sung to Belle, the main character, as opposed to secondary character Maurice, and directors Kirk Wise and Gary Trousdale agreed.

[proxycrit]

Day 39– ARBITER'S GROUNDS

Weird Gross Skinned Things in the Sand that burn in the light!?!? The desert is WET? We are not off to a good start.

(This totk au is called Familiar Familiar! It all started when Zelda did not get whisked back in time and devolved from there.)

((Want to see behind the scenes and other sketchbook crimes? Check out my patreon!))

[iwasbored777]

We're not appreciating the Weird Barbie enough. It's said in the movie that she helps everyone who need help while they always see her as someone who's not as good as them. She was friends with all dismissed Barbies and Kens, was there to offer support and safe shelter for everyone who needed it in Kendom, without her nothing in the movie would've been alright. When Stereotypical Barbie calls her "ugly and unwanted" she still helps her.

She was representing a woman in women's world who was pushed aside by other women because she didn't fit in but still had more wisdom and kindness than everyone who thought they're better than her.

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Unrequited love

[andyoullhearitagain]

I'm fine.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael has always been awkward in FNAF

[sphor-art]

good ending