#gordon freecat

[npdbenrey]

tumblr deserves to see the freemancake as well

[adrian-sheppy]

[blushft]

freemen!

(info_player_start is in the reblogs)

[joeroganyaoi]

prime example of: i draw a lot but .. almost none of it gets shared.

[artipollostims]

Adrian Sheppy's Gordon Freecat Stimboard !!

Requested By Anon

(I hope you like it hehe)

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[lunasilverpelt]

Someone explain who freecat and freemercy are to me please. What are they from.

[prinnamon]

Which Freeman in the Freemanverse is the most smoochable?

i'm so glad you asked, anonymous tumblr user! it just so happens that i have an in-depth ranking ready to go at any moment

ALSO you clearly said "freeman" and not "gordon" so guess who that lets me include? >:)

S TIER

felix (felix's mind) felix is My Special Little Guy so this goes without saying. i hate him and want him to suffer and i love him and would gently kiss him on the forehead and tuck him into bed

cicero (google translate edition/It's Half life) cicero (and google translate edition as a whole) fills me with unmatched joyous whimsy. silliness is the most kissable quality a character can have, and cicero possesses unbridled unmatched silliness.

A TIER

freemercy (saving every scientist) i love challenge runs with arbitrary restrictions and freemercy is the embodiment of one with the bonus that you can extrapolate the very convoluted stance on morality they would have if they were an actual living person.

og freeman (half-life) no one does it quite like gordon freeman regular edition with his inexplicably radioactive green eyes

B TIER

info_player_start (half-life dev tools) info_player_start makes me feel almost the same things as og gordon freeman. they are both just so person standing emoji to me and i like that in a character.

feetman (HLVRAI) hlvrai was the first half-life media i consumed and i had some huge gender stuff entangled with hlvrai's gordon so i hold a great deal of leftover affection for him.

loverboy (Y2KVR) i am in the middle of reading y2kvr as i'm typing this, so loverboy/gordon b freeman is fresh in my mind. his smoochability seems pretty obvious. im wary of the fact that he doesn't seem to have much autonomy but. he seems happy, at least?

john freeman (HL:FLC) he has a motorcycle and if you haven't seen it you just gotta. he has a kind soul and i want nice things to happen to him

C TIER

gorgeous (gorgeous freeman—be advised, source is NSFW) lot of people have put gorgeous low on their tierlists because he scares them. NOT ME! but i do think it's incredibly aroace and would most likely not be that enthused about a kiss. instead of kissing gorgeous i would simply sit down and truly listen.

freemind (freeman's mind) this fucker would bite me no hesitation. i am sympathetic to the freemind fuckers of the world but he does canonically get tased on dates. that being said, several points for knowing the words to modern major general

freebine (HL:FLC) full life consequences was a bit of a fever dream to me and he did not have much screen time. i hold no resentment towards him but no passion either.

D TIER

freerun (speedrunning) i respect him as a speedrunner but that doesn't mean he's smoochable. this guy doesn't have a second to lose, he has to make it through the next three days in under a half an hour. in order to kiss him i have to CATCH him and realistically that is just not happening. might also kill me if it saved time

greeman (make your time) another one who honestly just would not have time for me. also possesses less technical skill than a dedicated speedrunner so i respect him less (silly)

don't know them well enough but thought they were worth mentioning TIER

freecat (why, gordon?)

other gordons from Y2KVR and HLVRV

[rnkaperon]

thing that I will never finish because I'm lazy

Cat Gordon and cat Joshua...? I dont remeber his name aaa

Gordnyan...Joshnya...Freecat?

[qhazomb]

because the zurks look so much like little fat headcrabs, i’ve just been calling the cat in stray “gordon freecat”

[sketchbloom]

Warmup from this morning that got really anime. Sooooo many sparkles...

bonus version with additional anime:

[npdbenrey]

whydo all of my low quality low effort low tier half life posts blow up why cant yall treat my art the same 💔💔💔😭😭😭😭 like i appreaciats it but if i could choose for either my art or the fuckignshitpost about the gordon freecat birthdya cake to blow up i dont think im choosing the cake

okim tired good dbbye 😄😄😄😘😘🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶foot emoji

tumblr deserves to see the freemancake as well

[adrian-sheppy]

assorted shitposts

[adrian-sheppy]

longingly looks at you from afar do you have any spare freemercy doodles to share........

doodles for u :D

[adrian-sheppy]

[adrian-sheppy]

i forgot to post these here i actually like tjese for once...

[adrian-sheppy]