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Music in Film: Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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Cats crave routine so much that if you don't give them any, they'll invent some for you and then get pissed off if you don't follow the secret rules that they decided for the household

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1996

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

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W*rk (VeggieTales Animation)

Bob's house model by 321Blender Mr. Lunt model by @jyanimationstudios

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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

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As many of you know, I moved to a fairly rural college town about a year ago. And with that rural town comes a rural hospital with interns from rural medical schools at rural colleges.

First off, let me say, my care at this hospital, ESPECIALLY considering I am medically complex, has been phenomenal. And I am not, in any way, shading on interns. Becoming a doctor and rounding to rotate in the ER, even a low volume one like mine, is probably one of the hardest Into the Frying Pan jobs there is.

So, when I have flare ups that I can't get under control, I have to go to the ER. No arguing, no "maybe it'll clear up on its own." I HAVE to.

So the intern I get is obviously Very Nervous. And the primary nurse with him looks like she's been working there since before I was born. This is relevant. The nurses all get me hooked up to the monitors and EKG and and IV.

The intern comes in to check all the readings and says, I quote "brb." And drags the first nurse out. And leaves the door open.

Small hospital, not many places to go out of earshot. This was their conversation:

Him : "What do I do?"

Her: "Check the vitals and call in orders after talking to your attending."

Him: "Yeah, I know, but this lady (me) is sat-ing Jesus over Grave Dirt, and has like ten chronic-"

Her: "-two chronic-"

Him: "is on a million medications-"

Her: "-five medications-"

Him: "what do I DO?"

*pause that you can hear the mom face in.*

Her: "Okay, so her BP is terrible, her heart isn't beating right, and she's dehydrated and slightly out of it. Should she be that way?"

Him: "No."

Her: "Okay, great. How about we go in there in fix that?"

Him: *sounding suddenly pumped* "Bet."

The nurse putting in my IV: "Gen Z, you know?" *starts laughing and has to stop poking me for a minute.*

Me: "Well, at least he admitted he didn't know what to do and had a panic attack outside."

IV nurse: "He's been doing good. Probably won't send you to Jesus via Grave Dirt."

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowski Sisters

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its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

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fellow southern hemisphere dwellers. we need to start saying we're southern/"from the south". fight back. be vague. our army will be so powerful.... we will CONFUSE STRANGERS ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAH!!! AH AH HAH HAH!!!! (brief but violent coughing fit) I'm fine I'm fine. no really