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They don't make garage complexes like they used to anymore
Liminal space of all time
#also do these simply not exist west of the former iron curtain or is google lying to me#these are a staple of all teenage beef. local equivalent of the 7/11 parking lot#edit: just looked it up and saw that garage rentals similar to this are a thing elsewhere but the vibe is way different#interesting
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I hate it when I'm driving through a neighborhood of what look like very reasonably-sized houses only to turn a corner and realize that the houses are actually huge because they're like 87% ass
#this post brought to you by#google street view#fucking narrow lots#and i hate how houses are like 90% garage too#fuck that noise
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UM
#animal death#sort of#it was still alive when i got it away from her and took it outsid3#was still pretty spunky despite the puncture wound too#downside to living in my basement/garage#much more likely that mice will get in#and unfortunately this one ran directly into one of harleys boxes so she managed to corner it and catch it immediately#need to get some new live traps to leave around down here#should i like? do something else?#ive cleaned up all the blood drops on the floor#ive never had a cat successfully catch a mouse before so i dont really know what to do here#like should i be worried about like letting harley snuggle up to my face for awhile now?#cuz she likes to lay right on my face#my parents are asleep so i was frantically googling what to do while trying to get it away from her
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one thing about me is that the first time i go to an unfamiliar place i screw it up worse than anybody ever has even with directions. but the NEXT time i go to the place i remember the route exactly and for the rest of all time i know it without having to check . the dichotomy of man
#last night i went down not one but two one-way streets trying to find the goddamn entrance to the parking garage#luckily nobody else was on the streets and i was BARELY on them. like i turned off as soon as i found a way to#it's just that one-ways in this town are SO not clearly marked ever#BUT! now that i know the parking area is directly attached to the restaurant i ate at. and that while google maps says it's on 10th street#you really can only get inside it from one street further up#i'll never forget again. it's opposite jekyll and hyde where there was a live band playing when i left the symphony#and it's on the same block as my old favorite asian market that closed down a couple years ago#bing boom. never forget again#basically i will remember landmarks and patterns forever but written directions or maps are completely useless
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listen! a sebchal au set somewhere in italy.
sebastian has been living in this small, peaceful town for some years now. he left germany to escape a monotonous life and a painful breakup and he found his new home in the middle of nowhere. he’s known as il tedesco (the german) and he’s okay with that, he loves his job, the people, teresa’s bread in the morning, going to the osteria sometimes and meeting some german tourists that pass by.
one day his whole world is turned upside down. domenico goes to his little shop and drops him the news that there’s a young man that arrived earlier that morning, suitcase in hand and nothing more. he’s looking for a job and a place to sleep and he speaks broken italian just like seb. he doesn’t speak german, tho.
now there’s il tedesco and il monegasco. charles — that’s his name apparently — gets mad when people call him il francese, the french. seb shouldn’t be annoyed by him, he shouldn’t be jealous of the attention he’s receiving.
chaos ensues when seb connects the dots and wraps his brain around the fact that he’s jealous of the girls blushing and giggling around charles, who seems to even enjoy it. realizing that he might have a crush on him is seb’s last straw. he drops everything and walks away. three hours later, half-lost in the hills, he understands that this was a dumb idea, and goes back. he ignores the worried stares he’s met by and heads to his house to sleep it off.
one goes to a god-forbidden place to find some peace and it takes just one (1) hot monegasque to tear everything apart.
#seb has a little garage but he’s ready to do anything at some point#giovanna the single mom needs help moving the forniture? she calls seb!#stefano has twisted his shoulder and needs help at the local mini market? seb’s eager to help!#he babysat almost every baby#this is set somewhere in tuscany or marche or umbria#the name of the town is something like san pietro a casaglia#or valigondoli (i’m clicking on random places on google maps)#at some point charles understands what is going on and he turns into an absolute menace#they all think that charles is mysterious but in reality he’s just a guy. he posts videos on tik tok about his new italian life#italian summer (forever version)#alexa play sarà perché ti amo by ricchi e poveri#just good vibes. that’s the fic.#sebchal#f1 rpf
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Guys. Guys. Please learn to change a tyre. What happens when ur tyre punctures and you’re in the middle of nowhere with no reception. This has happened to me twice in my relatively short life. My dudes. Please. If it’s the only car maintenance you learn (other than checking your oil and changing windscreen washer fluid -those are super easy) please learn it.
#honestly if you have nobody to teach you#a) there’s Google and your car’s manual#b) go to whatever garage you use to get your car serviced and be like ‘hey I don’t know how to change a tyre. please teach me so I don’t get#caught in a bad situation’ and if they’re good people I guarantee they’ll teach you#like once you’ve learnt how to jack it safely it’s easy anyway#and even if you know how#the first thing you should do after changing a tyre is going to a garage to get it checked either to replace the wheel you just lost#or to get whatever happened checked#and they’ll torque it for you and everything#seriously it’s not hard. jack the car. take the bolts off with a tyre iron.#pull the wheel off. replace. tighten the nuts. (I meant nuts not bolts on the last tag)#also tyre is the English spelling for whoever it was who questioned that earlier. British english.#sorry I’m not American I guess
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Are you with me in the Underground: Oak Brook, Illinois, February 2023
#black and white#black and white photography#urban landscapes#parking garage#oak brook#angel city#2023#google pixel 3a#bruce sharp
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going to be evil now
#oisín.txt#oisín.n#it’s TOO hot rn. the new house’s second story is like being on the surface of the sun#it’s only 60°F but it’s humid and the air is Not moving and i’m sweating and i’m trying to sleep#but even w no covers it’s too hot for me to sleep and it has been for the last like three nights#i need to go like venture into the garage and get the stuff to set up my massive fucking AC unit which will truly kill the vibe in my room#but otherwise i’m going to freak out#i just want to SLEEP#and not be DRENCHED in sweat constantly#also just googled it and high humidity causes stuffy nose and guess what also causes that. low humidity#so the solution is to just die
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It’s very “funny”
Multiple RGG localizers have been pretty blatant about liking gay ships and all that too. They have a stroke every time
ACTUAL comedy like grow up bro queer people exist 😩
#snap chats#anyway. i found this six year old beer in my garage#google is telling me i wont die the drink will just be incredibly mid so thats what im doing today#oh also. the sky is piss yellow and the sun is blood red so thats fun#theres smog everywhere the airs SO bad its like walking right into an oven#either the smoke or this old ass grain will kill me lets take bets on which will do it
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Me when my mother calls to complain about her Google/Amazon smart home.
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wat mod is causing my sim to get arrested for spray painting the garage door ON HER OWN PROPERTY
#i tried googling#but it only came up w/ mods i dont have#anyway im annoyed i need it to go away#at least in this save#becuz my teen sim is obsessed w/ spray painting these damn garage doors n no i will not get rid of them#wat i need to get rid of#is this setting#text
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#google#digital#garage#free#training#learn#learning#marketing#fundamentals#business#customers#connect#understand#html#css#code
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Sind Sie auf der Suche nach neuen Aktivitäten? Google möchte, dass Sie sich an seine Navigations-App wenden
Der Suchriese Google möchte, dass die Nutzer seine Navigations-App nicht nur zum Finden von Wegbeschreibungen und zum Umfahren von Staus nutzen. Der Technologieriese fügt Google Maps generative KI-Funktionen hinzu, damit Nutzer ganz einfach Empfehlungen für Ausflugsziele und Aktivitäten erhalten können. Da jeden Monat zwei Milliarden Menschen Google Maps nutzen, geht das Unternehmen davon aus,…
#Apfel#Benutzerbewertung#Ergebnis#Garage mit Blick auf die Straße#generative KI-Funktion#Google#Information#KI-gestütztes Werkzeug#Menschen#Modebenutzer#Navigations-App#Presseveranstaltung#suchen#Unternehmen#Werkzeug der künstlichen Intelligenz
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weather wasn't bad enough to warrant me calling out of work (unfortunate) but Man I Did Not Like Driving In That!
I'm glad I left when I did though because now I'm sitting in the parking garage at work watching it rain and it is 10x worse than while I was driving :')
#rae.txt#traction control light was on for almost the entire drive#i had to google what the symbol meant bc i've never seen it before!#fun times in florida#i'm also glad i work at the only hospital in town big enough to HAVE a parking garage#and a covered walkway to the hospital so i don't have to walk in the rain#though with this wind..... we'll see how much the awning on the walkway helps lol
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in the past 2 days i have researched such fascinating (and occasionally obvious) questions as:
do americans use the word countertop/garage/etc? (yes)
when do high school swim trials happen? (sort of late spring, i think)
what is a swim trial? (to see which competitions you’ll participate in?)
how much did warhead candy cost in the 90s? (25 cents?)
what’s the cut off birthday for a californian high school? (still don’t know)
did cars in the 90s tend to be able to fit 3 people in the back seats? (i had to ask my dad to get an answer to that one, the answer is yes)
what does a sophmore’s daily schedule look like in high school (i think i now have an example)
what sort of homework do you get in high school? (yes, strangely enough, you do get essays sometimes)
there’s perhaps a bit of a theme here
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Me: what is this feature for?
Google: BUY SHIT NOW! BUY EVERYTHING!!!
Me: but you haven’t answered my question???
google: YOU MUST CONSUME!
#this house I like has a storage box on the front porch that I’m pretty sure is for storing recycling bins#or maybe parcel deliveries#and I wanted to confirm if I was correct#but no#google could only show me ads & sponsored posts & direct shopping links#with no actual information#I even tried following some of the Home Depot links#to see if their product descriptions maybe answered my questions but no#I’m just going to continue to assume it’s for recycling#it’s the perfect size for a blue box and a black box#with doors on the front to take them out#and a lid for easy sorting#especially since it’s a small house with no space in the kitchen for separate bins#and it’s more convenient to keep them at the front of the house instead of the back yard or garage
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