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thishasgonehorribly · 1 year ago
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how does this keep getting more true? This comic is old enough to have a driver's license.
"Yahoo! has a regrettable logo, but Google, your mom made your logo. You were running late that day, and she drew it in in the car on the way to the meeting"
"Google, someone who was nineteen designed your logo. It is now seen by every living thing every day.
Hundreds of years from now, archaeologists are going to think we were all nimrods. Nice going."
G twentyfive gle.
They really seem to be trying with the latest helvetica-ish version, and it's not better.
The comic is Achewood, and I refer to this pretty comprehensive half hour youtube from Thought Slime to explain what's good and what's not good about it: Achewood is Genius and Here's Why
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melons-cool-thoughts · 1 year ago
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whenever i get notes on my posts im reminded that this blog exists and im due for a shitpost. anyway
google dot com show me giant squid
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woomysans · 5 months ago
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So would this imply Bill's species reproduce like seahorses?
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buttered-toasty · 3 months ago
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There is a red eye in the east.
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Posting this one reallll early cause why not. It is one of my inktobers (just not labeled bc the writing takes away from the vibes). Fun fact: this shit is titled “mawwiage” in my files lol
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justaz · 1 month ago
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had a vision from god when i woke this morning of merlin and arthur in balinor's cave and it was set in my au i talked about an eternity ago of merlin not knowing that balinor was his father and arthur being awake as they questioned him so both merlin and arthur knew that balinor was merlin's father which made merlin the next dragonlord. anyways merlin is like "help camelot?" and balinor is like "no. let em burn." and merlin is like "but...life!" and balinor is like "no. i had a family before all this. a brother. a sister. parents. nieces and nephews. a wife. a daughter. uther took it all. let kilgharrah take it all from him."
and merlin is like "a daughter? like...my sister?" and then has to step outside for a moment. arthur follows him and sits with him like "i'm sorry :(" all guilty bc baby boy takes on the weight of his father's sins and merlin is just like >:( about the situation, not necessarily at arthur. arthur thinks its at arthur. arthur tries to tell merlin to stay with balinor because a) if merlin stays out of camelot then uther can't kill him and b) merlin probably doesn't want to help anyways so arthur can't possible ask him to-
merlin slaps arthur's arm and scowls at him before going "don't be stupid, idiot." and then goes back to the cave with arthur in tow and asks his father once more to help. balinor refuses. merlin tears him a new one. i won't put everything merlin says here but it essentially boils down to "fighting fire with fire only makes the flames burn brighter. you're perpetuating the cycle of violence rather than changing anything. you're just like uther." and then storms out, telling his father to rot in his cave, alone and hunted like an animal, while merlin actually does something to help.
balinor and arthur stand there for a moment, stunned. just as arthur is leaving, balinor calls out to him. he hands arthur the ambrosius family sigil and is like "give this to him." its been dirtied from years on the run and balinor has to explain that the dragonlord families were once nobility. arthur looks at balinor and is like "you'd trust me with this?" knowing balinor's hate for uther. balinor stares back for a moment, griefstriken for a long lost friend and murmurs "you look just like your mother...i pray you have her heart and not his" and his words strike like a killing blow to arthur who stumbles out after merlin all the way back to camelot to deal with the dragon
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sainz100 · 27 days ago
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Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen | 2016 Malaysian GP
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undy1ngumbrage · 9 months ago
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arrests u but homosexually
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doing-something-unholy · 3 months ago
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I think the priests/catholicism obsession is gonna culminate in me just fully starting my own church. Theres still gonna be celibacy vows for the priests its just gonna have Different consequences for getting caught ;)
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dykevanny · 1 year ago
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HAPPY BIRYTHDAY VANESSA I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ctommy-chileno · 11 months ago
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Who up feeling bad that art you poured your heart and soul into is now doomed forever due to evil people masquerading as decent people even though you had nothing but good intentions?
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batsplat · 8 months ago
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following on from this. not to always bring marc into everything (sorry marc) but if assen 2015 had happened against jorge, valentino would have very likely pulled something similar again imo. rather than what he actually did, which is approach marc almost immediately for a nice normal friendly handshake and backing off during the podium celebrations. should be noted that during laguna seca '08, valentino was very much committed to yapping at casey on the podium with the world's biggest smuggest grin on his face
partly that disparity is because jorge not marc was the direct title rival, partly it's because valentino was treating marc with kid gloves right until the second that he wasn't, which marc was seemingly entirely oblivious to. if anyone other than marc had said what he said in that presser, had then continued on with similar rhetoric during sachsenring, valentino would quite likely have gone nuclear. he's done it over less than that. his fondness for marc made him continue to exhibit uncharacteristic restraint... except that fondness unfortunately is what left valentino feeling so very betrayed when (to his eyes) marc could not leave well enough alone
#it's so delightfully tragic isn't it. a lot of 2015 played out the way it did because valentino genuinely wasn't looking for beef#but then felt backed into a corner and decided he had no other option than to blow this shit up#if casey says 'what I think is that we won the race' valentino would've torn him a new one then and there like...#if sete had called assen his best race of the season valentino would've reached for the chalk and incense even sooner#though fwiw I do think the relationship was basically doomed from that point. something would have happened sooner or later#2015 is so funny conceptually because there was already something *off* about it most of the way through. you have the familiar beats#but they shouldn't be HAPPENING with marc. they should be happening with the actual title rival - who vale never properly fought all season#assen 2015 should've been laguna should've been catalunya hell it should've been assen 2004 but it couldn't be#valentino kept accidentally inflicting the psychological blows on the wrong guy because jorge just refused to end up in a straight fight#assen SHOULD have been a pivotal race. but of course it couldn't be because what psychological blow was jorge lorenzo being dealt?#btw the unwillingness to beef doesn't just extend to marc. valentino makes a concerted effort to be uncharacteristically friendly to jorge#still think he would've rubbed assen in his face but. overall! he was trying! which again. very ironic#funhouse mirror ass season i love it dearly#//#brr brr#slowly dipping my toes into dropping 2015 hot takes on tumblr dot com... for so long these have been between me god and my google doc#i love jorge i think he's been involved in a lot of iconic battles i think it's funny not a single one of them happened in 2015#minus kinda phillip island but even there it did feel like the other three were Doing More than him#also just a different vibe to a proper one-on-one. a WEIRD title run where the third man that whole year walks away with the trophy#idol tag
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vanilla-extracter · 1 year ago
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Hello steven universe website
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moondwellerthatdwells · 8 months ago
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are you, maybe, possibly, by any chance going to write a fic for the moon spawn au? Maybe?
Id love too but I'm not very confident in my writing because i suck at grammar. But you asking this is a huge coincidence!! because I tried to write something like.. last night
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Just a test, but I wanted to show teehee
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justaz · 5 months ago
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i wish i was a good artist. i would draw merlin so androgynous. in a dress. long hair. mmmmmm. kiss boys. arthur. kiss arthur. sigh
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garseeyart · 2 years ago
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Biblically accurate Lumity 😌✨
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