#goofy as fuck

[porschesbabydaddy]

It would be a mistake to categorize Rain and Sky as a golden retriever/black cat friendship. In reality, they are both cats- Rain is just an orange one

[dearestviola]

Bitch stop lying

You didn't enter the void

Become a void master in your mind, open a void blog in your mind, Brag about your success story in your mind

You will get it

@prettymindset111 did make a blog before she entered the void and lied and then got into the void and @lotusmi did lie too then got into the void

But this is not right

Lmaooo 💀💀💀💀 you came on my page to say this? How are you gonna call me a bitch and then ‘motivate’ me?? Get a job pls 🙄🥱

[0ristar]

???💀💀i don't fucking know...

[tache-noire]

thinking abt Norwegian Reggaeton again

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[ichorandpride]

you are the goofiest guy ever

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[bloomdoom1]

[cherries8angels]

Wonder where this kid is now

[heavenbarnes]

prone bone with older bf!simon…. dreamy dreamy sigh!!

- 🪩 (don’t know if you have anons that sign off as anything, but if not feel free to disregard!!)

you can thank military drills for the way older bf!simon can hold a plank for as long as he needs

that way he doesn’t crush the life out of you when he fucks you prone

not that you’d mind

would be your preferred way to go out

instead you get caged in by two strong arms, either side of your head

when you lay your head to the side you can almost see his tattoos moving when he flexes his arms, like the flaming skull is laughing at your predicament

you need something to focus on, something to ground you- greyscale ink blurring before your eyes as you just cannot escape it

escape the thing above you that has you trapped

six feet four inches and three hundred pounds of muscle

the driving force behind hips that are relentlessly driving into you, forcing you flat into the mattress

and you asked for this

you had to be the tease, you had to push his buttons and call him “old man” and put your feet in his lap

if you do die under the immense weight of simon riley’s obsession

it’ll be your own doing

“so- fuckin’- tight- g’na- take- m’cock?”

he even punctuates sentences with his thrusts

completely at his mercy, as if you had any choice but to take it

“yeah g’na take this cock, s’fuckin’ ‘ard f’you”

oh you want to take it alright

you might’ve even told him how bad if your tongue wasn’t hanging out your mouth

eyes rolled back

drool pooling against the pillow he’d kindly slipped beneath your head before fucking you within an inch of your life

“s’fucking filthy, darling”

did he mean the swirling look in your eye?

did he mean the rhythmic sounds of his hips? or the wet squelch that came from you?

did he mean the smell that’d filled the room since you started? the one he was getting high off?

did he mean the mindless babbles falling off your lips every time his hand swung down to slap your ass?

all of the above?

[pockspocket]

They're such losers...and are in love <3

[cayliecoltrane]

quick lil ETHOwO redraw

[benevolenterrancy]

@ladyprophet thank you!! (,,> ᴗ <,,)

I feel like SQH's quality of writing would be right up WWX's alley - kinda trashy, kinda hilarious, very horny! he would very happily follow along with all new chapter updates! on the other hand WWX's willingness to do completely insane things with no sense of self-preservation would probably be stressing SQH out a bit xD

[0ristar]

[grimfantas]

upon the second visit to halloween town...

[charlott2n]

they should invent killing yourself as a transgender person but without adding to any statistics because it wasnt like that i loved that part i prommy