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so i finally watched good omens after years of putting it off. . .
this is how i cope with most things
#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#i saw that one cat image and sent it to some friends n jus said 'crowley @ angel' then i was compelled to draw it#ouuughh the ggay influence#dont ask why hes on the floor#i didnt wanna draw a whole new bg that made sense#fun bug fact i had to use myself as pose ref for this cause i couldnt find anything i wanted so i just lied on my floor n took them
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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇♂️🙇♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
#HARRY NO#CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY#CROWLEYYYYYYYY#this was hilarious in my head#it's even more hilarious now#don't worry Harry is safe#Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack#or maybe he's just processing the question#maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around#(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#harry the rabbit
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Photos taken moments before disaster
#our flag means death#good omens spoilers#good omens#go s2 spoilers#sorry sorry I lied but this is really the last one#this is my way of processing#lizluz
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#good omens spoilers#gos2spoilers#good omens#good omens season 2#goodomensedit#aziraphale#crowley#og post#gifs#the thesis of this gifset is:#“aziraphale lies BADLY to crowley's FACE repeatedly for no reason and crowley ALWAYS takes him at his word#but crowley's the demon so he's the one who lies. apparently"#i just think its hilarious#and the fact that crowley doesn't notice aziraphale lying despite the fact he knows how he lies (see: Job) because “why would he lie to ME”#i don't think crowley thinks the inverse of aziraphale (“you're an angel. its not what you do”) because he KNOWS he lied to heaven#(again see:Job)#this took so fucking long i'd open photoshop and my computer would shit itself#even worse if i dare opened a longer video to make into several gifs#sacrificed my Firefox window to my computer like a newborn lamb so that photoshop may live but it barely even helped#apparently i do NOT have the needed ram for gifmaking#i mean i did do it. i completed it. but still#though it worked a bit better after i restarted my computer. so. maybe i should do that more frequently lmao#i tried to include “i'm a demon. i lied” but it just did not. fit. quite right
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You know the part about this moment that gets me?
It's not what he says. It's that little, desperate exhale when he's done.
This one:
Do you see the way his chest just collapsed after he said, "But I can't have you risking your life." That thought just clenched his heart in panic and you can physically see it.
We can see it.
I'm fine. Really.
(I'm not. Does brainrot ever stop??)
#michael “acting choices” sheen#strikes again#and absolutely kills me#i lied when i said i was fine#good omens#ineffable idiots#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#az fell#aziraphale loves crowley
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In honor of the holiday, I wanted to take a look at all those moments Aziraphale looked at Crowley like he was a present he’d like to unwrap 😈
Focus, Angel…
Trust and maybe something more…
Steady on, there’s a revolution outside…
Even when they first met…
Please don’t interrupt, Miss…
Temptation achieved 😇
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#good omens 2#crowley loves aziraphale#aziraphale loves crowley#mr a. z. fell#aziraphale x crowley#look at the way he looks at him#I don’t like you at all… lies sir!!
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saint bildad protector of goats
#Good omens#good omens fanart#crowley#bildad the shuhite#guess who’s watching this fucking season for the third time curse you neil gaiman#according to Google that’s Latin for mercy but if Google lied to me that’s also Portuguese for mercy#minus the accent#so it’s fine either way
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#I refuse to suffer alone#Thank goodness for all of you-#yes im a lier#I need people to join our cult!!#neil gaiman needs to pay for my therapy#neil gaiman#good omens#starfruitsomething#my art#digital art#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#crowley#azirowley#aziraphale#ineffable divorce#good omens fandom#lies#this is kinda a prologue to an earlier sketch similar to this#im not actually this cruel I do warn people that they will be crying#michael sheen#david tennant#crowley fanart#good omens crowley#good omens aziraphale#aziracrow#crowly x aziraphale#azicrow#aziraphel
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aziraphale: i had to give away my books for MAGGIE AND NINA. because MAGGIE AND NINA need my help
also aziraphale: *looks at crowley* *looks at crowley* *looks at crowley* *looks at crowley* *looks at c
#fearandhatred#i see through your lies and deceit#good omens#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale
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Me right now
#good omens#i love you Neil#but I'm still very sad#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#gos2#good omens 2#season 2#aziracrow#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#we need a season 3 NOW#I'm still not over it#and i don't think I'll ever be#he must be a demon because he lied#he told us it will be quite and romantic#it wasn't quiet en romantic at the end#quiet and gentle my ass
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no wonder Aziraphale looks at Crowley like he hung the stars in the sky. because Aziraphale actually watched him hang the stars in the sky.
#lies down. does not get back up again.#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#good omens tv#good omens#ineffable husbands#starky's original posts#crowziraphale
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i’m sorry for the phone video but prime won’t let me record. but i’m falling apart at the seams over this i really am
#go2 spoilers#i said my last post would be my last but i’m a demon i LIED#good omens#aziraphale#david tennant#michael sheen#crowley#the kiss#good omens kiss#episode 6#s2e6#goodomens#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale
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I have a headcanon that Crowley vowed to never lie to Aziraphale again after Job.
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#good omens crowley#bildaddy#bildad the shuhite#i can't think of other times he's lied to him but I'm sure someone will remind me
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Aziraphale, I love you. But you lied. And here's why.
Okay. I’m not gonna beat around the bush for too long. It’s time now for me to also throw my try at a personal Good Omens Season 2 Magnum Opus into the mix of already existing magnum op..i? Opusses? (Smited? Smote?)
If I’m honest, it isn’t fully my own magnum opus, as I read this meta not too long ago that made me go: „Oh! My God! That’s it!“ And I’m pretty sure a lot of other people have clocked this too by now. Of course I’m not saying it’s the objective truth but after having mulled it over for many endless nights and days, wading through the onslaught of coffee theories, body swap theories, The Metatron re-writing the Book of Life theories and many, many more, this is the one I think is most plausible and, if you look closely, most obvious.
And it goes as such: Aziraphale lied.
To all of us. All of them. And most of all, to Crowley. He lied to him. Well, he sort of did and also sort of didn’t. He certainly didn’t tell the truth. At least not all of it. I hear you ask: “OP, what the fuck are you talking about”. I answer you: Let’s start from the top and under the cut.
(Small note: this meta ended up being way too large for Tumblr, which is why I will redirect you to an external doc at the end of the post, where I have written it all down nicely and accurately. It's about 35 digital A4-pages long, just in case you want to save it for later.)
(Word count: 12.831 | Approximate reading time: 50 minutes)
Let’s start with a short recap of what happens before the Metatron crashes the bookshop party and everything goes to shit. The proper visuals for this are in my Tumblr post but I am absolutely convinced that right up until when the Metatron comes to take Aziraphale away and talk to him, the angel is fully ready to get into Crowley’s Bentley-chariot and finally ride off into the sunset (or Alpha Centauri-set or whatever). You can see it in his face and body language. You can see when the penny drops for him that a) Crowley loves him b) he loves Crowley and c) they can finally start their happily ever after. Aziraphale realizes this all throughout said Brielzebub reveal in the bookshop. And he’s such a lost cause once he does.
I mean, look at that. Look at it. This (very shitty recording, sorry, I'm not tech-savvy enough to avoid the Amazon Prime screen recording blocker) is the very second Aziraphale realizes hat Crowley loves him. When he hears him suggest Alpha bloody Centauri as a getaway for Gabriel and Beelzebub, as Crowley has done to Aziraphale for so, so many times now. He finally understands what Crowley was trying to tell him with that all those times.
Aziraphale realizes this all throughout the Brielzebub reveal in the bookshop. And he’s such a lost cause once he does.
Right when Crowley suggest Alpha Centauri as a nice getaway spot to the two, Aziraphale looks at him and he gets it. That Crowley has loved him, has been loving him for millennia. Truthfully, they've both known that for a long while now. But there's a difference between knowing, wanting, craving and actually being able to finally have something. And that's exactly what we see on Aziraphale's face here. This is it. This is where it all starts working out for Crowley and him. This is were they can start their eternity together.
So from that second on, Aziraphale only has eyes for Crowley. He keeps physically pawing at Crowley with complete heart eyes, as if to say „Look, look, that’s gonna be us too! Finally!" He’s actually so smitten that he doesn’t even hear what Crowley is saying when he asks Shax if he can have back his apartment now because he’s sick of living in his car. (Also, what way to drop that bomb right in this moment Crowley, lmao).
Once the Metatron comes in, the first thing Aziraphale says is that they don’t need to talk because „he’s made his position quite clear“. He doesn’t even want to talk to the Metatron, because in his mind, he’s already made the choice. Actually, he made the choice way before the bookshop showdown. For starters, I’m convinced that the Jane Austen Ball actually never was for Maggie and Nina but for Crowley and him (you can read more about that here). And apart from that, for this whole season we have seen Aziraphale trying to advance his relationship with Crowley romantically and domestically and move them to the literal next base (our car!). And after everything he just witnessed with Brielzebub, the final nail in the coffin of ethereal-infernal romance being possible, his choice is absolutely crystal clear: It’s Crowley. It’s always been Crowley and it always will be Crowley. And now it can be Crowley. They can be an us.
The whole of Season 2 is such a massive learning curve for Aziraphale’s character, with him remembering all those important pivotal points of his past, and this very moment is the peak, with him not only understanding that Crowley loves him (because he certainly knew for quite some centuries now) but accepting that love, letting himself have that love, being allowed to want that love and taking that love and starting their new and final chapter with it. Nevertheless, the plot clock ticks for them. The Metatron saunters into the bookshop, evil and stinky as Metatrons do, and urges Aziraphale to come with him with his whole Take The Coffee schtick, which I will get into later. And Aziraphale, immediately sensing there’s Something Up, does. Can’t really turn down someone as high-ranking as the the voice of God, after all. Even if you were currently already planning how you were going to elope with a certain red-haired serpent of Eden.
he next time we see Aziraphale on screen, it’s so painfully evident on his face that he is neither happy nor excited. Not even the slightest bit. We’d know if he was, thanks to Mr. Michael master-of-microexpressions Sheen. None of the usual “Aziraphale is happy”-signs are there. No blinding eye-smile, no giddy wriggling, not giggles and gasps. No, when the Metatron tells Aziraphale to „go tell your friend the good news“, his expression looks like this:
I’m gonna go out on an entire limb here and say: That does not look like someone who’s absolutely tickety-boo hyped to tell his demon soulmate that he just got the juiciest promotion and that they can both be angels and live happily ever after in ethereal eternity now.
This, folks, looks like someone who knows exactly that the news he has to break right now, are going to be tickety-shit awful and very upsetting to said demon soulmate. And already, from that very short snippet of conversation, we can tell that Aziraphale isn’t really given a choice by the Metatron. Because while the Metatron does tell him that he doesn’t have to „answer right away“, he immediately follows it up by: „Go ahead and tell your friend the good news!“ Very distinct and definitive choice of words here. It’s “good news” because it’s already been decided. Because it’s already a done deal. There is no “yes, no, maybe”. This is the only choice he’s giving to Aziraphale. Because it’s ‘Coffee or death’.
And he already gave him the coffee.
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Tumblr won't let me continue this over a certain character limit and I am not even remotely done yet – so, I feel like this is a good moment to redirect you to the continuation of this insane meta before we're in too deep. You can do so right here!
I'd love to hear your thoughts and opinions about this once you've fought your way through it. Hope you have a good time with it!
#good omens#good omens s2#good omens season 2#good omens meta#good omens analysis#neil gaiman#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens predictions#i lost my mind writing this#it must be nice to be able to be a casual enjoyer of media#who doesnt spend 5 days writing a 22 page document on an angle and why he lied to his demon boyfriend#my own meta
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/) /) ( • ༝•) Saving the universe with their little molang paws
#Piu Piu is Adam Young#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#molang#good omens crossover#si tengono per mano con le loro piccole zampine#per te bby che ami Molang#li senti parlare il molanguese?#good omens art
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Im a Demon, I lied
MORE LOVE AND APPRICIATION ON BILDAD THE SHUHITE
#art#fanart#digital#fan art#good omens#crowley#bildad the shuhite#bildaddy#bildad my beloved#bildad brainrot#bildad nation#gomens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#im a demon i lied
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