#good omens chatfic

[rainbowpopeworld]

It’s called season 3 😭😂🙃

Aziraphale: "Why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?"

Crowley: "They do it: it's called porn."

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that

gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse

aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*

gabriel: :D

-later-

crowley, returning with coffee: angel?

gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back

crowley, heads to the back room: thanks

[suzypfonne]

I think the *implied offscreen intimate shenanigans* trope would be so cute on GO.

Just like, Crowley and Aziraphale are called in from another room and arrive disheveled: buttons are mismatched, hair is mussed, and someone's pants are on backwards. I'm especially giddy at the thought of Aziraphale's eye-pencil-mustache being smudged all over Crowley's face, and them just trying to "act normal" in the worst way.

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Maggie: Mr Crowley, you have something on your cheek.

Crowley: I don't. *sniff*

Nina, snidely: And your trousers are on the wrong way round.

Crowley: Ngk 'S'stylish.

Aziraphale, with half a mustache: 😳

[ishiptables]

Writing Commissions

Hello everyone, I've decided to open some commissions for fanfics or small pieces of my writing. It is the first time I open them, so I am available for discussion/criticism or whatever comes to mind.

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Will Do: Fluff of any sort, x reader, ships, angst, hurt/comfort, MCD, chatfics Won't Do: Excessive Gore/Violence, Pedo/Incest/Pro-ships, RPFs Maybe (can be discussed): Smut (including certain more taboo kinks), Crack

I will list the fandoms I am more active in, but I am open to writing for others, though obviously the characters may not be as accurate. The list may get reviewed and improved upon down the line. Persona 3, 4 and 5 Haikyuu!! Sherlock Holmes (any version) Bullet Train (books and movies) Genshin Impact Honkai Star Rail RDR2 The Stanley Parable Overwatch Carmen Sandiego Nimona Yuri On Ice Marvel Seraph of the End The picture of Dorian Gray Hamilton (musical) Ace Attorney (all games) Resident Evil Good Omens The Dragon Prince The watchmaker of Filigree Street Again, these aren't necessarily all of the fandoms I'm in, and I won't write exclusively for these. Feel free to ask me about any other fandom! You can see some of my work on my ao3 account: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Viola836/works Thanks for reading and feel free to ask any further questions in DMs!

[rainbowpopeworld]

Crowley: You remember Freddie Mercury?

Aziraphale: Of course! He shared his favorite cherry scones with me that I now have every week and I introduced him to my preferred lapsang souchong tea. Delicious! *happy wiggle*

C*baffled*: He was in the band Queen. You know the "bebop" that the Bentley is constantly playing?!

A: Freddie? Mercury?

C: Yes!

A: Whoa, a bit of a dark horse! Played bebop, really?

C: You had tea with Freddie Mercury?! Who else have you had tea with? What else are you not telling me?

A: *smug angelic smile*

so we all find it hilarious how crowley knows jane austen for something badass and scandalous, as opposed to the satirical romance novels she was famous for. and we’ve joked before that it’d be hilarious if crowley knew more of aziraphale’s favourite famous figures for weird reasons… but what if it was the other way round?

what if bowie was a regular at the bookshop because he was always on the hunt for dickens first editions? what if freddie mercury frequented aziraphale’s favourite tea room? what if lou reed went to classical concerts whenever he was in london?

i think crowley would probably have an aneurysm if he found out that aziraphale had been pursuing his ‘stuffy old’ interests with some of the most legendary, badly-behaved rock stars to ever live

[emerald-hobbit]

Masterlist.

Requests Open!

I don't have an upload schedual, I just do this as and when.

This list will link to my Tumblr posts for the related fic which has a summery and link to the ao3 page. Feel free to suggest a better way to do this, this is just a quick reference guide.

Good Omens

Bad Pain Days Hurt/Comfort, Fluff

Good Pain Days Fluff

Crowleys Duck Obession Light Angst, Fluff

The Tracks Of My Tears Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Hold On To Me ('Cause I'm A Little Unstedy) Angst

Much Needed TLC Light Angst, Fluff, Wingfic

The First Day Of The Rest Of Our Lives Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Starman Light Angst, Fluff

The Problem With Being A Modern Day Demon Angst, Sickfic

Understimulation Autistic!Aziraphale, Angst, Hurt/Comfort

"Ti a Fi Gyda’n Gilydd Am Byth" (You And Me, Together Forever) Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff

Doctor Who

In The Down Time Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmare

Loki (TV)

Safe In Your Arms Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Fluff

Are You Okay? Trans!Mobius, Genderfluid!Loki, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Jet-Skis Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Slice Of Life

I'm Here (You're Safe With Me) Panic Attack, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Mobius' Nintendo Switch Fluff

If This Is The Final Time We Meet Angst, First Kiss, Bittersweet

I've Got You Hurt/Comfort

The Owl House

Are You Okay Kid? Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Panic Attack, Fluff

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Day One Autistic!Fitz, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Avengers

The Story Of My Life Angst, Emotional Hurt/No Comfort PTSD

The Blood on My Hands Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attack

What If...?

What If... The Watcher Was Injured By Ultron? Angst, Hurt/Comfort

What If... The Guardians Of The Multiverse Spent Christmas Together? Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort

BBC SHERLOCK

We Will Find Our Way Through The Dark Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Panic Attack, The Hounds Of Baskerville

Oh Brother Mine Hurt/Comfort, Aftermath of Torture, Angst, The Empty Hearse

The Sherlock Survaillance Chat Collab, Chatfic, Humour, Angst

The Case of the Missing Pen Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Sherlock & Co

Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Hairstylist Fluff, Domestic fluff

London or Kiev? Hurt/Comfort, Angst, PTSD

The Sandman

A Century of Pain and a Hug Hurt/Comfort, Angst

Dead Boy Detectives

Mirrors Late Night Conversion

Constantine

Aftershocks hurt/comfort, nightmares, aftermath of possession

Legends of Tomorrow

I Can't Save Us (My Atlantis, We Fall) panic attack, hurt/comfort

Exhaustion hurt/comfort, effects of magic

The Interview humor, fluff

Captain Cold gets a Cold sickfic, hurt/comfort, childhood trauma

The Cicatrices hurt/comfort, burn scars

Old Advice for New Parts hurt/comfort, injury recovery

Magical Hangovers hurt/comfort, effects of magic

Unethical Polyamory posession, sexual humor

The Flash

Never Forget hurt no comfort, angst

Space Station hurt/comfort, PTSD

That's what life coaches are for, right? hurt/comfort, panic attack

Overwhelmed hurt/comfort, sensory overload

Phantom Lightning hurt/comfort, chronic pain

Well, Wells. We're Wellses. angst, hallucinations?

A Break in the Case literal sleeping together

Repentance hurt no comfort

A Voice in the Dark emotional hurt/comfort

A Chat with HR emotional hurt/comfort, ex-military Harry Wells, POW

Don't Show the Pain aftermath of torture

Coming To hurt/comfort, waking up

First Aid Flirting injury, harrisco

Safehouse 5 times

42 time loop

Brutality torture, angst

Bad Vibes emotional angst, harrisco

Wrong Time, Wrong Place blood and injury, hurt/comfort

Beside Himself with Worry emotional hurt/comfort

Cubic Grief hurt no comfort, harrisco

Cruel to be Kind medical procedures

Devil with your Face nightmares, angst

Choice? What Choice? hurt no comfort, angst, psychological trauma

Unwell Wells sickfic, harrisco

Interlude overworking, movie night

Seasonal Discomfort fluff, angst, harrisco

The Coffee Connoisseur fluff, slice of life

Even a Queen Needs Rest non consenual drug use, hurt/comfort

Arrow

[sky-neverending]

what do i write today?

[suzypfonne]

Even funnier if you consider this exchange happening while they're, er... joined at the hip 😈

(in the middle of a fight)

Aziraphale: Well, I don’t even love you!

Crowley: Whatever, you love me so much.

Aziraphale: I absolutely do not! I don’t even like you. Never have.

Crowley: Well, it’s not like I care! I’m leaving.

Aziraphale: GOOD! …Wait, Crowley, don’t leave. Okay maybe I have some fond feelings for you here and there…

Crowley: Angel, shut up. You’re my everything and I’m 1000% sure I’m your everything too.

Aziraphale: NO! I don’t even know who you are! STRANGER DANGER.

Crowley: WE’RE MARRIED, IDIOT.

[angel-and-serpent]

Aziraphale (wielding his flaming sword next to Adam and Crowley): "STAY BACK! NOBODY HURTS THE BABY!"

Crowley: "He's eleven years old, for crying out loud. 'S a bit embarrassing, don't you think?"

Aziraphale: "I was talking about you, you twit."

Crowley: *UwU*

[fan-art-ic]

nothing like a well written and long chatfic to get me through that sweet sweet insomnia :'-)

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

crowley: *angrily stirring his coffee*

aziraphale, arms folded: *looking away from crowley*

jesus, sitting between them, awkward: um, did crowley mention-

aziraphale: oh, it's first name terms, is it?

crowley: I don't have a surname, you idiot. what's he supposed to call me?

aziraphale: well, it doesn't matter to me. do what you please

crowley: don't worry. I will

jesus, fed up: oh for my sake, don't you see what's going on here?

crowley & aziraphale: ...

jesus: in case you haven't noticed, there's going to be a war. and this *gestures* is just going to have to wait. I didn't come back just to be your marriage counsellor

aziraphale, scoffs: we're not married

crowley, scowling: yeah and if we were, which we're not, I'd want a divorce

jesus to nina: yeah, could I have a glass of water? I'm gonna need something stronger than coffee

[rainbowpopeworld]

That’s like the opposite of this toaster😅😂

Crowley: I turned out perfectly fine! Aziraphale: Crowley, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Crowley: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

[pikechris]

I can't stop thinking about the legends cancellation. because. listen. I might not really engage with the fandom and yell about and write fics anymore. but I've been following this show since the first episode came out in 2015 and enjoying it more and more with each season until season 4 came out and made me start a random chatfic... which brought me out of a writing limbo and then actually received attention, so I wrote and updated almost every day and then started a whole spinoff about my version of the arrowverse and stayed with it for years, and then that led to a huge good omens fic and good omens twitter fic and some of the best writing I've ever done. it saved me during the pandemic. and a lot other people who were reading those things, as they kept telling me in their incredible comments. I enjoyed writing those stories immensely. and the thing is, I don't think it would have happened without those legends fics I did before that. and while there are other time travel shows and wacky ensemble comedies and shows with amazing lgbt and poc representation, I think that legends of tomorrow really was one of the best and I'll miss it so, so much. it was the one arrowverse series that, imo, only got better and better instead of slowly becoming worse, you know? so yeah. I'm mad about this. and incredibly sad. but also I'm glad it happened and glad it didn't get cancelled earlier 💛

[clarionglass]

tagged in this meme by my beloved gremlin and perpetual doc lurker, @monimolimnion ​, who knows exactly all the horrible things i have named my writing docs and has 100% tagged me to name and shame em

THE RULES: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Anyone can send me an ask afterwards (or a comment in this post) with a title that most intrigues/interests you, and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it if it’s an art piece!

i have. oh boy i have a bunch of wips, organised in my gdrive by fandom. i’m also gonna pepper in a couple of completed works (marked by a [X]) because the doc titles are a Lot :’))) feel free to shoot me an ask about any of these! i’m sure people will recognise the posted ones lol

tma: tma gc fic where they’re alL ALIVE AND HAPPY GDI [X] lonelyeyes side fic non-laggy doc so i can write on my phone in bed (technically [X] because i just use it to write chapters of chatfic without it lagging) tma uni pretension tma hustle au god help me tma chatfic dnd sequel concert 2 electric boogaloo tma locked tomb au someone stop me pls

good omens: Magpie (provisionally-titled Good Omens fic) good orchestra In the Demonic Style, a Good Omens Mandy AU

other: please @bbc pick up our spy comedy i promise you it’ll pull in the ratings (britcom) sbs part 1 (and parts 2, 3 and 4; doctor who) witness and reward (doctor who) Digging Ever Deeper [X] (britcom)

editing for the Second time because once i posted too early (ctrl+enter instead of shift+enter my detested) and the second time i realise i forgot to tag other people!! anyone who sees this on your dash is free to take this as a tag, i’m far too shy to tag other writers unprompted lol

[suzypfonne]

Crowley, through gritted teeth That's Mr and Mx Southern Pansy to you!

Aziraphale: 🌞

Tracey, with affection: Awe, that's lovely, dearies. Remind me to bring you round some reading materials 😉 I've got stored up.

Shadwell: 🤯

Crowley: 😈

hc that when aziraphale and crowley finally get their cottage in the south downs, their nearest neighbours will turn out to be madame tracy and shadwell

[jmtorres]

4 Share a sentence or paragraph from your writing that you’re really proud of. 8 Is what you like to write the same as what you like to read? 14 At what point in writing do you come up with a title? 16 Tried anything new with your writing lately? (style, POV, genre, fandom?) 18 Do any of your stories have alternative versions? 19 Is there something you always find yourself repeating in your writing? 24 Would you say your writing has changed over time? 25 What part of writing is the most fun?

crol i'm poking in my inbox and i have no idea when this is from (or how to tell when it's from??) since it's from a different meme question set than I reblogged today!

but like, I love these and should have answered??

4. oh god like this is asking me to brag it's hard. hmmm. at present there's a WIP fragment that hasn't even made it to chatfic yet (@niqaeli and I were talking about it in person!) about tastefully draped sex tapes that I keep giggling about

14. it varies. sometimes I write the whole thing and stare at the posting interface trying to come up with something. sometimes i come up with something really clever (usually punny) in brainstorming phase. There's not usually an in between.

16. idk lol my last couple of fandoms have felt very much like retreads (FMAB after FMA '03, Good Omens show fandom after having written for book fandom ages ago). maybe--consciously dealing with my issues through fanfic instead of realizing well after the fact?

18. sort of? like, things go through phases as i fit the pieces together, but like, there ends up being a Right version, not an either/or version most of the time. (There's one time travel plotbunny that has the "we made it back to the future" and "we had to take the long way around" branches, and one spy story that ends on a question of whether one lover will actually follow through on an order to kill the other. Mind you neither of those are actually completed and posted.)

19. lately poly, every fandom i get into and story i start writing is like, extended polycule

24. probably but i don't know how to be more specific lol

25. based on what I do the most, just brainstorming and chatficcing and bouncing ideas around? committing to prose is hard and posting is like... idek there's a satisfaction to it, but it's not active it's final