#good for them😎👍

[leatherbookmarking]

in terms of making friends, there’s GOT to be something between “talking about hobbies and daily life, going out for fast food together, inviting each other to house parties” and “randomly dropping by each other’s house, organizing surprise birthday parties for each other, checking up on each other when one is sick” but i have No fuckening idea what it might be, and at this point i’m too tired to even try and figure it out

[hannie-dul-set]

to all the highschoolers following this dumpster fire of a blog, let me give u essential tips on how to survive college from someone who is only three months in and genuinely about to keel over and die:

do not join more than one student organization (please).

do not fall in love w ur classmate (PLEASE).

[alphalesbian]

.

[harubirus]

new super power: writing four essays in one day

[shotorozu]

HI HI HI could i please request izuku's s/o meeting his mom and how it'd go? in whatever format, she's so comforting to me aaaa pls i love her sm. it's okay if not but thank you<3333 and have an amazing day or night

meeting mama midoriya

character(s): midoriya izuku, midoriya inko (bnha)

legend: [Y/N = YOUR NAME] you/your, and they/them pronouns used, quirk’s not mentioned, reader also went to izuku’s junior high but knew nothing about him lol

headcanon & scenario type: fluff, crack-ish (x reader, platonic with inko)

note(s): sorry for not posting for a while 💀 was finishing up with school. will post more later 🤩‼️ inko best mom basically 😎 bc this is the woman that birthed izuku midoriya 🤩‼️ oh and happy mothers day

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midoriya izuku and inko

sorry for the bad quality but it was quite fitting 😭

anyways, you and izuku have been together for half a year now— and of course, the topic of meeting his mom was going to come up.

so when izuku excitingly asked you to meet his mom that same weekend, you were naturally excited ‼️

..but also incredibly nervous. like yeah, you still want to meet his mom— not taking up this opportunity to see his mom would be a waste

plus you were able to envision how sad izuku would look if you told him that you couldn’t meet her ☹️😔

damn him for weaponizing his boyfriend tears /j 🤬😾‼️‼️

but 😭😧 what if she doesn’t like you 😭❓❓

this is a common worry, especially when it’s in regards to meeting your significant other’s parents— but this is izuku’s mom.

yeah, she’s his mom, so you’re obviously going to worry about being liked or disliked— but you’ve heard the stories from your friends, and they all say the same thing.

“she’s quite literally— the sweetest person on earth!”

“not going to lie, she made me believe in humanity again.”

“she’s so kind!”

“i can’t believe someone so kind natured and doting like her exists.”

even bakugou had something good to say about his mom 😟 “..she’s not bad, i guess.” and that says a lot

you’ve only heard good things about his mom— and you have no doubt that it’s true, considering that izuku’s sunshine and genuine kindness in one body.

so you wouldn’t be shocked, if his mom’s also like that too 🧎‍♀️

but y’know.. if she doesn’t like you— then there means that there’s DEFINITELY something wrong with you.

if someone like her doesn’t like you— then you’re probably the devil incarnated 😨 and you’ll most likely cry yourself to sleep, if you manage to get her to dislike you. even if it’s mild

izuku knew that you were nervous about meeting his mom— that feeling’s natural. but when you told him that you’re scared that she won’t like you

he was FLOORED 😨 again, your boyfriend knows this fear is only natural— he felt the exact way when he was about to meet your parents/guardians/relatives.

but he found it especially shocking, because she literally adores you (but you have no way of finding that out— unless you actually meet her)

“what?” izuku looks at you— like you said something impossible, “don’t worry, Y/N! she likes you!” he’d dare say love, but that’d be too soon to say because you haven’t met her yet

you try to take his word for it, because izuku’s a sweetheart, you don’t doubt that he’d tell that to anyone tbh— but he also doesn’t gain anything from lying to you in a situation like this.

either way, nothing can stop that feeling of anxiety that’s bubbling in your stomach— well, not nothing. if you got your boyfriend’s mom’s approval, then that’d certainly stop it 😃👍

now you two are standing in front of his childhood home, just waiting for the door to open after izuku rang the doorbell.

izuku’s standing close to you�� enough to have the side of his shoulder brushing against yours. on any normal day well it kinda is but not exactly you would’ve found that comforting, but it still feels like your heart’s about to give out thanks to anxiety 😨

and before you know it, that feeling flees you entirely— when inko midoriya in the flesh opens the door, and you’re met with probably the sweetest looking woman in all of existence.

she greets izuku first, smiling warmly before giving him a hug— then it’s almost like she quickly discards his presence entirely 💀, because she’s immediately turning to you with interest, her eyes roving all over you with excitement.

“oh, you must be Y/N!” and her smile only grows when you confirm it “i’m izuku’s mom, i feel like he’s already told you— and speaking of which, izuku has told me all about you! it’s months of information please, come in!”

and then she ushers you into her home without a second of doubt.

izuku’s cheeks are already blushed pink, realizing that his mom just subtly exposed him 😭 he hopes that the topic doesn’t come back

now, inko may look incredibly excited about meeting you (which, she is), but under all that excitement is layers of nervousness— so you are definitely not alone on that part 💀

only izuku knows that inko basically turned the house upside down when she was preparing for your visit,

by rearranging some stuff, cleaning, cooking your absolute favorite dish (she asked izuku) remaking it once— all the yards, basically. and all izuku ever tells you later on is that “oh, my mom was.. extremely nervous, you don’t even know!” 😭🧐

turns out, people were 100% correct when they said all that nice stuff about his mom 😃👍 and izuku really wasn’t kidding when he said that she likes you— even without proving yourself first we’ll get into that later

why? izuku talks a lot 😼👍

anyways, even though inko’s basically your bestie that’s 20+ years your senior now, she asks you those obligatory questions about your relationship.

they’re not bad questions, and she’s not testing you 😨 don’t get me wrong— but she’s just genuinely curious.

she ensures you that you don’t have to answer of course, but now you’re just lowkey pressured to answer 💀

“so how did you and izuku meet?”

“oh, mrs. midoriya—”

“inko, dear.”

“right, sorry— inko, i first met izuku in a pond during junior high, but i really got to know him in our first year at UA! i sat near him, so me and him had the opportunities to talk a lot.”

“oh? you guys also went to the same junior high? what are the odds! if i may ask.. what do you like about izuku?”

you freeze, “oh, i don’t mean to put any pressure on you, dear! i’m just kind of curious—”

“well, uh,” you begin, “i love everything about him, inko.”

and that was what sealed the deal for her— she’s taken a HUGE liking to you ever since izuku spoke about you, and she was left to be curious about your very existence, how you’re like, your interest, etc.

but now she totally wants you as an in-law 😃

well, when she first saw you, she was already like “omg? THIS HAS TO BE MY FUTURE IN-LAW 🤩‼️” but your answer really confirmed things for her, even if you weren’t planning to blurt out “i love everything about him, inko.”

if y’all don’t get married that’ll be a real sad thing for her 😭 so please get married lol

it takes you a second for you to realize what you just blurted out in front of izuku, and his mom 😨‼️ “oh, i— i meant— i love everything about him, yes. but there are specific things i love about him— he has his flaws just like everybody else, but i love his attention to detail, how he just cares about people indiscriminately, how he always makes sure to stay humble despite his many improvements in school, his freckles his smile, and.. yes. everything, about him.”

but she only gives you a warm smile while also lowkey jittering with happiness its a miracle that she hasn’t bursted out crying from happiness “i’m so glad that you do.” and she then gives izuku a look that screams approval and relief.

(izuku’s too busy being happy at you two chatting, to be fully focused on his own blushing cheeks he’ll ask you about your answer later)

BONUS: inko watches in silence as you and izuku wash the dishes happily. her heart gives her a nice squeeze of contentment just witnessing the scene. she also tries not to freak out (in a good way) whenever izuku blushes whenever he accidentally touches your hand in front of her💀 it’s all innocent.

in short— you and inko are besties 🤩, even before you properly realized it, and you aren’t sure as to why you were nervous in the first place 🗿 izuku’s sincerely glad that you two are getting along just fine, but he just hopes that his mom doesn’t expose him 😟

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[frenziedslashers]

A/N: Aha this is my first little-- anything and it's because I'm kind of nervous about my writing 🥸 I wanted to share some headcannons and then maybe I'll share some stories that I've written. (Like a Jed x reader leatherface 2017 I'm working on lmao. It is purely self indulgent.) This is a little dumb part au part probably true thing because I'm a whore for this man(Lester) and I wanted to share. I included some other slashers tho, so don't worry 😎👍

Meeting and getting in a relationship with the slashers in highschool/when you were younger:

Lester Sinclair:

He would have been the weird awkward kid. That's rowdy and friends with everyone, but not exactly popular.

He LOVES finding bugs and small animals that wander into the school parkinglot.

If you decide to befriend him he'll be kind of awkward and nervous at first. Most people only befriend him to talk to Bo

If you turn out to be pretty cool then he will hang out with you everyday. He doesn't have many friends to hang out with after school.

Be prepared for him to get you guys in trouble for flipping off the sports bus while they drive by since Bos in there.

Bo most definitely will tease you guys. If he doesn't know Lester's into you, he will hit on you. The moment he gets the hint that Lester's interested in you he'll back off. He isn't about to ruin his little brother's chance.

Lester might give you one of his hats if you steal them/show an interest in them. I wholeheartedly believe this man owns more hats than shirts.

He would let you help him in school if you're good at a subject he struggles in. Specifically English.

He doesn't understand grammar or punctuation, okay?

He winds up just asking you to tutor him so the two of you have more time to hang out.

10/10 would use studying as an excuse to cuddle or kiss you if the two of you are already dating

Oh, and if you show an interest in his truck but have never driven one? Well, Mr. Man here will teach ya!

"Ya wanna try and drive 'er? I's a manual, but i's easy, don' worry, darlin', I'll help ya."

Will be very happy if you do go out with him

Also will spoil you with gifts and truck rides 😏

He will make you stuff out of animal bones and pieces of wood. Even showing you how to carve stuff so can do it

If you gift him anything he will be so happy and keep it in his truck, always.

His favorite thing to do with you is probably watching the sunset with you from the back of his truck. Or just exploring the woods with you. Especially if you help him find animal bones or deer antlers!

Bo Sinclair:

You two met either through sports or a class he struggled in.

If you met in sports he probably bullied you a bit. If you took it well, he might get meaner, but only because he's interested. If you get genuinely upset-- well, he probably won't stop until you snap.

He would challenge you, CONSTANTLY

Only smirking when you claimed you knew what you were doing and told him off

If you met in class he would be asking you for help.

Tutoring soon turning into genuine hanging out

He would continue to ask for help even if he understood.

He would maybe even invite you to help work on his truck. Which is the best offer this man can give you. Since I believe he is a TruckGuyTM

Is probably more of a truck geek than Lester, especially since he wants to kind of be a mechanic

If anyone that isn't his brothers so much as looks at you or shows an interest in you. Even before you're dating, he'll make it his point to chase them off.

He would probably just assume you two were dating with how much you were hanging out.

He'd probably kiss you in his truck after a joy ride

"What was that for?" "Oh, I thought we were.. well, you seemed like you liked me."

You'd have to just giggle or kiss him again or he might actually get a bit nervous and not talk to you for a while

Vincent Sinclair:

Art class is where you guys would probably meet!

Even if you don't care for the class, he would be your reason for showing up

He would offer to help you when you struggled. Doing his best to communicate through notes

If you know sign language it would make his heart swell in his chest

You would probably have to invite him to hang out

He would be ecstatic. Making it a point to try and make the hang out fun

He would prefer it be out of public, though.

He would remember you forever, his brothers too. You're the nicest person ever

Vincent would take you to his room when he trusted you enough.

Showing you all of his paintings and drawings.

He would step out of his comfort zone by asking if he could draw you, a nervous look in his eyes

If you disagree he would understand, but if you agree? Oh, he would love that.

He would cherish the moment. Offering you the photo unless you told him to keep it. Then he would Frame it.

You would probably have to make the first mood with him. He's too insecure 😔

He would be all smiles if you asked him out. Being very affectionate toward you after, even if it was small.

He would appreciate that you didn't care if the school found out you were a thing, because you cared for each other, and that's all that matters to the both of you.

RZ Michael Myers:

If you knew this kid before he got sent to Smiths Grove, and you were actually nice to him? Watch out, because he'll remember you forever.

He would 100% ask you to go trick or treating with him!

It is his favorite holiday after all, plus one of the few times he can get out of the house!

You don't have a costume? Well, be prepared for Michael to help you make or find you a cheap(but cool) one.

Will share his candy with you as long as you share yours.

If you give him your candy corn he'll love you forever.

The moment he leaves for Smiths Grave he'll always remember you.

Making it a point to ask his mum how you are.

Making his entire year if her and your parents let you tag along to go and see the boy.

If you bring him a gift that's pocket size, it'll always be on him. No matter what. It's a reminder to him that he has a friend there for him, always.

If you still live there after he breaks out, even if you haven't visited him for a long while because it's forbidden. He will find you.

Don't worry though, he means no harm! Towards you at least.

Thomas Hewitt:

Since Thomas was probably homeschooled you would have had to met him either through Luda May, or Drayton. More than likely it was Luda.

She probably knew your mother, and they shared pies

You mother would bring you over to the Hewitt house to play with Tommy, since he didn't have many friends.

It always made Luda oh so happy to see you two getting along.

You always made ger little Tommy so happy. So you and your mother were welcome whenever.

You and Tommy wound up being friends even as you two got older.

When he would go to the store to help his mama you would make visits. Bringing them both something to eat. Often times offering the two help.

Tommy always quickly agreed to the help. Even if they weren't doing anything right then.

Even when he started working at the factory you two still saw each other constantly. Bringing him food and cute little notes for lunch.

He saved each and every one of those notes, too. Rereading them when he felt upset or alone.

When another boy around your guys age started hitting on you at the factory he'd get really upset over it.

You would have to assure him that you didn't care about them, that you only saw them as friendly/a friend. Nothing more.

If you wind up telling him you like him? Oh boy, be prepared for a huge bear hug and to be showered with nothing but love from this big brute.

Luda would 100% support you two and allow you to move in with the family <3

Charles Lee Ray:

This fool had to have been in trouble a lot in highschool. Or something.

You probably would have had to approach him first, offering your hand in friendship. Which he pretended to not accept, but slowly did.

He would be mad aggressive at first. Sarcasm being his love language. You'd just have to get used to it.

When he starts using pet names you know you're warming up to him. Especially when he does it in front of others. Whether it be to fluster or annoy you. He doesn't care.

He would invite himself over to your house.

Doesn't matter if you're studying. He needs attentionTM

If you get comfortable enough he'd lean against you and read while you read in bed. Allowing you to play with your hair, after a small protest.

He absolutely soaks up your affection. He loves it so much.

Will be jealous as hell if anyone else so much as calls you pretty.

Would accidentally say he likes you even though he claims you're not his type.

"What I can't get a boyfriend?" "No, because you're mine." "You said I wasn't your type?" "Fuck, well you are, happy?"

If you say no he will pout about it forever and never forget it </3

If you accept his half-ass offer to be your boyfriend he will be happier than a kid on Christmas. Even if he doesn't show it

"This mean I can kiss ya?" "If you want." "If I want? Ha, Doll, I've only dreamt of it since the day I saw ya."

Otis Driftwood:

Kind of unclear how your family met the Fireflies. They just sort of did, and looked out for one another in this small, lame ass town

You would go over to hang out with Otis, occasionally staying with him to watch his younger siblings when the family was off galavanting.

He enjoyed you, you two were practically inseparable. You helped him feel normal in this fucked up world. Like he was sane, and his family didn't kill people.

He would let you stay in his room. You two sharing the same bed. You wouldn't exactly cuddle, since you respected one another's space. Having your backs to one another while you slept.

It wasn't until he was around 22 when he asked you out.

You were both drunk at a bar and like Charles, he accidentally did it when another guy started hitting on you.

"Hey now mister, I'm not digging your lines, you're too cheesy," you would tell the stranger with an eye roll, but he'd persist.

"Oh c'mon doll face, gimme a chance," "hey there, dipshit, I'm the only one allowed to call them names, now get out of their business before I get up in yours." He'd tell them while pointing a knife towards the stranger.

"What, is this your boyfriend?" "Maybe I am, she'd be a lot happier with me than your good for nothin' rat-ass-" "damn right I would"

He'd feel like he was hearing stuff. Nearly sobering up as he looked towards you. The man scampering off now that Otis was distracted.

He would ask you to repeat yourself, half smiling when you did.

"Fuck, don't mess with me like that."

It'd take a lot to convince him you weren't. You've been friends since he could remember, why would you of all things like him back. Someone who comforted him. Someone who listened to his rambles and conspiracies, and even joined in on them. Someone so perfect.

So you leaned in and kissed him. Nearly dropping his knife when you did so.

When you pull back he has the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

"Now sweetheart, why couldn't you have said so sooner?"

Bubba Sawyer:

Like Thomas and Otis, the two of you met through family. You being brought over to play with the Sawyer boy way before highschool was even in the picture.

He never spoke much, which you didn't mind. As long as he was nice to you, you were nice back.

And oh boy, he was the nicest kid you ever met. Nothing like the kids at school that made fun of you at all!

He would take you to all the cool places around the farm. Even letting you pet and hold his chickens

You loved every bit of it. Running around like wild animals, unless the Texas heat was too bad. Then you stayed in while his Mama makes the two of you sweet tea or lemonade

As the two of you get older your bond only grows.

His brothers start teasing him. Which causes you both to feel a bit awkward, but you only shrug it off.

He hates to admit it, but he does have a huge crush on you.

You're the only person who's ever been nice to him, of course he likes you! Everything about you is perfect!

But alas, he's too insecure to ask. You would have to bring it up. But do it without scaring him too bad.

He would probably cry teats of joy if you confessed your feeling. You'd have to hug him to calm him down for sure.

This man would already be planning your future together, doesn't matter if you're 15 or 25 when the two of you get together.

Drayton Sawyer(2017):

Drayton would have had to meet you either through his family, or if you were a new neighbor.

If you were a new neighbor he would have seen you as a sort of threat to his family. Even if he hadn't met you yet.

He would be nice though, for his mama's sake. Plus, well, you were around his age.

He was around the ripe age of 17, when he felt emotions that had him out of control. Along with yourself.

He would like you the moment he met you. Especially if you got along with his brothers.

And if you could handle the twins? Oh boy, you're coming over more to help him watch them. Well, maybe for a bit. Until Drayton attempts to get to know you in his awkward way.

He never really went to school, having to take care of his family more than focusing on education. Though, he does yearn for you.

You would let him watch you do homework. Answering questions he had as he read along with you and watched you figure out the problems.

He'd let you help him with chores, too. Especially if your family doesn't have any animals.

"You ev'r milk'd a cow?" He would ask, and if you say no. Well he'd show you how.

He'd kneel slightly behind where you sit. Placing his hands over the backs of yours while you gripped the udder.

This would probably be the closest he'd ever gotten to you. Besides when he laid beside you while he read your homework over.

He'd wind up resting his chin on your shoulder. Eyes going from watching your hands to your face. Smiling contently.

"You sure you've nev'r done this?"

He would praise you, and if you struggled? Well he'd just laugh and take over from there. It can be a tiring process.

He'd love being able to show you how to work on vehicles. Able to crowd your space, stand behind you, whisper in your ear.

If it made you uncomfortable he'd stop in a heart beat, but if not. He'd keep doing it. Especially if it got a reaction out of you.

He'd take you to the middle of the field late at night to lay down and watch the stars. Admiring you greatly if you could show him different constellations. Even if he knew the ones you were pointing out.

He'd attempt to flirt with you one night, when you were both alone in the field, but honestly struggle at it. Not so much with what he had to say, but keeping his cool. He would be a ne

"You're as uhm.. pretty as that there uh, star," he'd point up and you'd giggle. Which would make his heart flutter.

"Which one?" "Well, all of them. Actually uh- none of them are as uh.. pretty as you."

If you flirt back Draytons heart would explode and he'd have a big dopey grin on his face.

If you act flustered, too, it might even boost his confidence a bit

"There's a shootin' star! Make a wish Drayt'n!" "Wish you were mine," "what?"

He'd repeat yourself in a nervous mutter, and by golly. You better act positively about his confession or you'd break this poor boy.

When you say yes he wouldn't kiss you, or really try anything. He'd just smile like an idiot and hold you or just your hand while you both kept watching the stars. Either would make his night.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat ft. the girls!

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of alcohol, mentions of underage drinking, also my headcanon that senju is a lesbian

Desc: Toman's plans a movie night with some visitors, chaos ensues

Baji: Mikey i've been knocking for ages now

Baji: open the fucking door

Mitsuya: you guys said 6pm right?

Baji: yeah but i came early and i need to take a shit

Mikey: sorry, i was jerking off

Mikey: and why would you wait to shit specifically at my house?? why didn't you shit at your own?

Baji: i didn't fucking need to then asshole

Mitsuya: dm each other, god

Mitsuya: we don't need to know this shit

Draken: i'm fucking nervous

Baji: why?

Draken: what if this guy figures out i'm not 18

Mitsuya: are you still at the convenience store???

Mitsuya: Draken it's been 30 minutes

Baji: you look grown as hell

Baji: and we're 17 so we're basically 18

Mitsuya: no, we're 17

Baji: mmmm basically 18

Kazutora: if you don't bring the alcohol i'm gonna stick a fucking cactus up your ass

Mikey: so, Emma wants to join

Kazutora: NO

Kazutora: ITS BOYS NIGHT

Mitsuya: it's movie night? anyone can watch the movie

Baji: but what about all the manly stuff we were gonna do 😐

Baji: Emma can't take a tackle and a knee to the ribs

Baji: but you know who can?

Kazutora: the boys 😎

Baji: the boys😎

Draken: ??

Mikey: ok so Emma has now told Hina, who's told Yuzuha

Mikey: ig the girls are coming over

Draken: I THINK THE GUY IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS

Draken: I'VE GOT THE BEERS

Draken: HOWEVER THEY ARE STOLEN

Draken: BECAUSE I STOLE THEM

Kazutora: dumb bitch

Draken: i've never shoplifted before i feel so bad

Draken: anyway

Draken: can i bring a friend?

Mitsuya: who

Kazutora: why are you letting trespassers in our circle

Mikey: wait y'all i'ma add the girls cause they keep asking me questions individually

*Mikey added Emma, Yuzuha and Hina*

Draken: she's kinda lonely and has no friends her age. Takemitchy knows her. they kinda went on a date idk. she's cool and her brother basically begged me to find her friends

Hina: Takemitchy went on a date with someone?😊

Draken: when did Hina get here?????

Draken: hi Hina

Draken: it was a friend date don't worry

Baji: haven't you caught Takemitchy lacking twice now

Emma: Hi Draken😊

Draken: Hi Emma 👍

Draken: how are you today

Emma: i'm fine! and you

Draken: i'm great. happy that you will be watching the movie with us. looking forward to your company

Mikey: 💀

Baji: that was so hard to read

Draken: maybe because you're fucking stupid

Baji: maybe so

Chifuyu: am i bringing the snacks?

Chifuyu: oh

Chifuyu: hello ladies

Hina: hi Chifuyu ☺

Chifuyu: hi Hina😚

Baji: ayo why the puckered lips

Baji: fucking cheater

Baji: all bisexuals are whores

Baji: can't keep it in your fucking pants

Baji: i hate men

Chifuyu: I JUST SAID HI????

Hina: Baji-kun! Chifuyu is not attracted to me! i have a boyfriend!

Mikey: I don't think he's good for you Hina, break up with him. you deserve better tbh

Emma: 🤨

Hina: i appreciate it Mikey-kun, but me and Takemitchy are very happy :)

Mikey: that's great 😐

Mikey: *☺

Mikey: sorry, i used the wrong emoji

Hina: i'm sure you did🤗

Mikey: yeah haha😁

Hina: yeah..🙂

Draken: i'm gonna add her btw

*Draken has added *** *** *** *

Draken: this is Akashi Senju btw

Baji: SENJU???????????

Baji: AKASHI SENJU???

Draken: that's what i said, yes

Senju: huh

Senju: hello

Senju: are you my new friends?

Senju: great!

Senju: are any of you single?

Senju: if so!

Senju: are any of you looking for a cute, 5'1, extremely strong, extremely attractive, girlboss girlfriend?

Senju: that is me!

Senju: my dm's are open

Emma: the entrance

Emma: i love her already

Emma: hello Senju!! i'm Sano Emma!

Hina: Tachibana Hinata here!

Mitsuya: Yuzuha are you not gonna speak at all💀

Yuzuha: ...

Yuzuha: hello

Yuzuha: i'm Shiba Yuzuha

Yuzuha: nice to meet you, ig

Yuzuha: where's my brother

Mitsuya: sorry, Hakkai can't be on his phone rn, i'm measuring something. we'll be done just now

Senju: woah there buddy

Senju: sounds kinda gay to me

Yuzuha: lol

Yuzuha: wait ew

Yuzuha: he's a fashion designer

Senju: my bad

Draken: she'll fit right in, i think

Baji: SENJU

Senju: bestie why do you keep saying my name idk who you are

Baji: IT'S ME, KEISUKE

Baji: THE ONE WITH THE FANG

Baji: WELL 2 NOW

Senju: ???????

Senju: DIDN'T YOU DIE??

Baji: THAT WAS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO, THINGS CHANGE

Senju: IESHHSKSKS

Senju: IT IS YOU

Draken: you know each other??

Senju: mhm!

Senju: joint Trauma 😊

Senju: now you reminded me of Mikey☹️

Baji: ....uhm💀

Draken: you know Mikey?

Senju: yes yes. Sano Manjiro

Senju: worse person to ever exist

Emma: 💀

Senju: WAIT

Senju: SANO EMMA

Senju: ARE YOU MIKEY'S SISTER

Senju: DIDN'T YOU DIE???

Senju: NAUR WHAT'S GOING ON

Emma: no i just have a bald spot now :((

Senju: GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE ALIVE BESTIE

Senju: you're too hot to die :(

Senju: the girls here are so cute!

Hakkai: ...

Hakkai: ....

Hina: oh no :(

Hina: there are too many women here

Hina: Hakkai will not be functioning

Hina: Senju-chan, please don't take it personally

Yuzuha: yeah he's womanphobic if that's a thing

Emma: even through text? :(

Yuzuha: he can only talk to Hina and that took years

Senju: it's cause he's gay innit❓

Yuzuha: no, mommy issues

Yuzuha: but that could be a the reason idk

Senju: oh

Senju: doesn't that mean you have mommy issues?

Yuzuha: ig

Senju: i do too :)

Senju: we have a lot in common ;)

Yuzuha: uh

Kazutora: the women have taken over the chat

Kazutora: this is what i was afraid of

[blair-the-juggalho]

Could you do the Erickson group where their s/o is a smooth talker? Like without trying to fluster them their s/o calls them pet names without thinking about it?

Like "thanks doll," "no problem sweet face," or "careful sugar,'

Please and thank you 💕👍

Of course I can!! Thank you so much for the request! Xx love the idea :) 💖

I hope this is ok lovely!

Violet

Before you got together she hated the nicknames

She hated that they always made her stop in her tracks

And even more so that you had no idea you where doing this!

Like she’s doing her wide eye stare and is just so embarrassed

The first time you did it she was just chopping wood and you two where just joking around

You said one of your lines and she just stopped

She doesn’t turn to look at you because her face is all red and she doesn’t want you to see

“What did you say?”

You’d repeat yourself, totally confused

“…oh ok”

You where low-key worried you messed up! But no fear she was just totally embarrassed

Then after you got together oh me oh my

She’s putty in your hands!

All you do is greet her in the morning and she’s all red in the face

She’d never admit it but she loves your little ability! ;)

Mitch

Was very suspicious at first

You two where having a normal conversation while he was carving a knife and you call one of your loveable nick name

This boy drops everything in his hands

“The f*ck did you just call me?”

Your again repeat yourself

“Why?” Mitch asks with a pink face

“Idk i just did… you got a problem with it?”

“…no. Just don’t tell anyone.”

This man hates that you have no clue of your own little power

Like god after one small word from you he has to hide his face and go and destress

After you get together and you still as equally smooth with him he asks you about it

“Your still calling me that? I thought you would’ve dropped it when we started dating. Not complaining though.”

Your confused and ask him why he’d think that

“You only said that stuff to make me get all embarrassed and stuff, right?”

And your just like no that’s just the way I talk lmao

Louis

I’m sorry but this man now calls you “smooth operator” and when I mean calls you it I mean he will sing those words too you

He will try his best to return your flirtatious energy (even if you did it purely on accident)

And he will lose that man will fold

He does a dramatic swoon

“Oh ,name, did anyone ever tell you that you had a way with words.”

He loves hearing you call him nicknames and he will force you to repeat yourself multiple times

It all would’ve of started when he was at the piano playing a song and speaking with you

Then you say something like “you’re rather good at , sugar.” Without even a second thought

He stops playing

“Woah! Hold up what was that?”

Again repeating yourself for these people god 🙄/hj

“Oh! Sweet! That was…sweet.”

He gets all embarrassed >:)

Once you start dating this man gets all of his own smooth ways back and can challenge you

However your words still have such a huge impact on him <3

Marlon

He’s so stunned the first time you say anything flirty

He’s never had anyone talk to him like that before

And he’s even more confused when he looks at you face and you seem so unbothered by what you said

“Oh! Well thank you.”

Mans so awkward lmaoooo

He’s trying to practice his own moves in the mirror so he can return your energy

But he always folds before he does because you just THAT smooth😎

This man is all bright red and god forbid anyone calls him out on it because then their on cleaning duty for a week

Even after you get together he’s still all flustered by your nicknames

“Oh my god your still gonna call me that?��� He jokes

And your proudly say yes

He could never complain though he loves it

Aasim

Was so confused the first time you said something flirtatious to him

“Your talking to me? Oh well Um thank you?”

He stuffs his face into his little journal after that hoping you’d take the hunt and give him space

It’s not that he didn’t like it!

He’s just very flustered lmao

Hates when you call him summat like that in public only because the others rip on him for getting so flustered

After you too start dating he hasn’t changed!

The only thing is that he’s more open to you calling him stuff in public now lmao

He still gets just as flustered

Omar

He loves when you call him names

He finds it so attractive!

Especially if you do it while he’s cooking, he feels like a world famous chef!

He always feels so special and will try to call you some of the nicknames back

He can only handle a few though before he folds

Once you start dating this man is so PROUD to be with you(as he should be)

Like his S/O has this wicked ability that only he gets to enjoy :)

Ruby

Nearly slapped you when you made your first flirtatious comment

She was totally blushing don’t get me wrong but she was just not use to people coming on to her especially so strong!

She’d apologise and explain what was up and you where so confused

“You didn’t think that much about it? So your little playboy nick names meant nothin’ huh?”

“Well maybe not nothing…” you joke

Ruby’s face went bright red again lmao

After you too start dating then she’ll call you some of her on special nicknames

And she definitely still gets all blush by you!

Brody

Love hate relationship with your magic words

She loves that you call her such lovely things

She loves the way your words make her feel!

However

She knows you don’t really seem to think about the words your saying and she hates the idea of you calling anyone else this stuff even as a joke

She just needs a bit of reassurance

After you two get together she loves your nick names and your smooth talking!

Especially when you say stuff like that in public

She’s asserted her dominance in a way lmao!

[kamisama-spoops]

— Warmth

Character(s): Mizuki

TW: Insecurity mention, mild breakdown

Genre: Fluff with some hurt/comfort

Notes: Gender neutral reader || My boooooy <33 I wanna be so soft with him rn you do not understand. Also kinda want someone to be soft w me but yano, coping 😎👍

When was the last time that Mizuki had been touched so tenderly? Held so softly that he truly did feel as fragile as glass and felt moments from shattering under your gentle gaze, a gaze that he felt looked through him and saw the parts of him that he liked to hide.

Green eyes shine like emeralds as the light hits the tears that well up in them, the ones that do spill from his white lashes catching on your hand and are gently brushed away with a touch so tender that it only prompts more to fall.

When your lips press against his, he's able to do little but accept your affection as you whisper your love for him between the brushes on your lips against his, moving to his forehead and still cradling his face. The tears keep falling still despite his smile.

Why was he crying when he was more than overjoyed? Why was his vision blurred with tears when he had never felt so loved that his heart felt like it would overflow with your affection.

He leant into your touch and he's almost surprised to find that you don't push him away and keep him at a distance, something that he feels ashamed of moments later. You would never. You had told him that you would keep him as close as he would like and you had yet to turn back on your promise.

And he didn't want you to. You were warm and, like the tears that burned against his cheeks, his heart was warm. And he liked it. This warmth. Even though it burned and it hurt sometimes, it was comforting and it was different. It was a good different.

Tags: @edensrose @a-chaotic-dumbass @rurifangirl

Do not repost or claim. Only reblog ❤️

[good-beans]

Good-beans presents:

🎁 A Bean-cret Santa (3!) ⛄️

A fanart secret santa open to any kind of art medium, any skill level. Drawing, crafting, collages, edits, moodboards -- whatever your specialty is, go for it! The goal is to have fun and create for some new characters/ocs you wouldn't have before. It was a big success last year, I'm excited to run it again :D

You can enter until November 15, I'll keep this post pinned on the @beancret-santa blog for reference. I'll send out art assignments That following weekend. Specifics under the cut

To submit, send me an ask or dm saying you want to participate and request a character to receive as your gift. You can send those here or to the dedicated blog. I'll likely send a dm in reply just to confirm I received it. There are three options for anonymity:

1) If not otherwise specified, I'll give your username to your gifter so they can reach you when it's time to post gifts.

2) You can remain anonymous to everyone else -- just let me know when you send your request. At the end, send me your finished product and I'll post them for you, keeping your ID a secret the entire process. I'll also make sure you see your gift!

3) You can be 100% anonymous, and send this blog an anon ask with your request + some kind of unique identifier (fake name, code word, emoji) and I'll make a public post assigning gifts to each fake name so you can see what you'll be creating. The only issue I need to work out is how to post completed gifts, as you can't send images anonymously... I'll work on that and get back to you...

Any character is welcome to request, including ocs, book/podcast characters without official images, celebrities, popular characters but you're picky about something, etc! If they aren't easily searchable on the internet, try to send pictures or text descriptions for your secret santa to work with. Gifts will only be art of any kind (not writing) so that people can try their hand at new characters and fandoms without any prior knowledge.

You're free to request multiple characters as options to choose from, ships, or groups of characters, but your secret santa is only responsible for drawing one.

I'll officially close submissions on Nov 15. Assignments should be ready within the next few days.

Gifts will be posted on Jan 1. If you think you'll be a few days late, that's fine, just give me a heads up and your receiver will be patient :) If you realize you can't or don't want to participate anymore, that's also fine -- just let me know as soon as you know so I can reassign the gift lol

No nsfw work please. I have nothing against it normally, it can just get sticky especially if things are anonymous and I can't be sure people are 18+

Let me know in your submission if there are any triggers or squicks you're afraid may appear in your gift. No need to give me any personal info, just things that you believe have a possibility of appearing given the character/media you requested, and you don't want.

I will be using a digital randomizer to assign these -- I'll know who has who so that I can facilitate, but I won't have a hand in any of the assignments. (The only thing I will change is making sure there are no repeat pair-ups from last year if you participated before 👍)

The tag I'll be using to post/find gifts when the time comes is #beancret santa as well as putting them on the official blog.

Feel free to reach out if there are any other questions -- this is supposed to be pretty laid back and low stress 😎👍 I hope everyone has a good time! :D

[luvdsc]

renegade or whatever.

dancing is not on your list of interests, but park jisung definitely is.

pairing :: park jisung x reader genre :: fluff / best friend + social influencer au word count :: 5,001 words warnings :: none playlist :: bright (echosmith) ⋆ it’s yours (nct dream) ⋆ message in a bottle (taylor swift) ⋆ cutie (coin) ⋆ peachy (bad suns) author’s note :: the series has finally been revived, let’s goo !! jisung bestest boy ever so of course, I had to write his next ♡ ↳ part of the not clickbait series.

There are three things in life Park Jisung is absolutely terrified of.

Okay, that’s a big fat lie, and even he knows it. There are actually many things he’s scared of, but that would take forever to list, so here are the top three, starting from the bottom:

#3. His mom when she’s mad at him (deserved).

She found out he bet Chenle all his meal points that Jaemin would confess to his best friend before she would (Spoiler: he ate ramen everyday for a whole semester. Luckily, Mark sucks at buying groceries online and ordered too many bulk boxes of that instant MSG filled goodness).

#2. Bugs and ghosts.

Both float or fly around and always come out of nowhere. So yeah, he’s putting them together. Also, he’s never going to forgive Donghyuck for convincing him to swap cameraman duties because he ended up filming the Mothman episode for Dream Unsolved while Donghyuck got to enjoy three lobster rolls at three drastically different price points.

Combining his two second tier fears? That’s a recipe for the: Worst. Night. Ever. It was so bad, he wanted to give it a zero (out of five stars), but Renjun said that’s not possible. So he gave it a one. But it’s still a zero in his books.

#1. Confessing to his best friend.

One new notification: luvdsc uploaded a new video!

[PINNED] luvdsc commented:

jk this is totally clickbait 🤪 april fools, honey bees !!! 🥳

goofys.chuckle commented:

crop pls

jenojam replied: ????

jisungpwark commented:

uh where’s my video ????

honeyfairy replied: we were robbed 💔

morklyrawr commented:

wait i don’t see anything

moonminjun replied: it’s a joke mark.....

suhprisemf commented:

what the flute

nanaislove commented:

unfriended blocked reported where’s my jisung content 🥺😭🤬🤬

peachyangel replied: heart❤️ been broke💔🤕 so many times⏰ i don’t know❌🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏 yeah👍 mama🤰say it’s my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞 i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕

bigheadking commented:

aww that sucks! anyway here’s the recipe for brownies: 1/2 cup powdered sugar 2 eggs 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil 1 1/2 cups sugar 1/2 cup dark chocolate chips 3/4 teaspoons sea salt 2/3 cup cocoa powder 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup flour 2 tablespoons water

notanimpasta replied: link in my bio for the recipe !

sheepsh commented:

emotional damage 😟

luvdsc commented:

come back soon, honey bees !!  🐝🤍✨

apado_god commented:

not nice 😎👎🏻

CLICK TO SUBSCRIBE ( real not clickbait !!! )

[antidotesprout]

Ayo yo drop the recipe that looks absolutely delicious

oh shit UHHHHHHH okay i'll try but I'm a bad teacher so I can't promise good results

Things you'll need:

Rice

Lemon

A neutral flavor oil (I use Canola but your vegetable oil of choice is fine)

Soy sauce

Yakisoba sauce

So first you're gonna make like glutinous/sushi/idk fuckin sticky rice. Dry shit ain't gonna cut it, you gotta have it hold shape. I use Nishiki typically but your brand of choice is fine? I guess? If you can't make rice there are tutorials for that online, please use those

Once the rice is done, scoop some aside so it'll cool more quickly. You want it warm but not steaming before you handle it so let cool. When it comes to forming the rice balls.... There's tutorials for that too. Sorry this isn't helpful, I just take this shit for granted and don't know how to explain it. If you wanna put stuff in it you can but you can just do plain rice for a snack.

ANYWAY.

While the rice is cooling, wash a lemon thoroughly and cut it in half. Using a zester/fine shredder, zest some of the lemon peel (this is why you wash since you'll be using the exterior).

Okay this is where the measurements aren't exact so you may need to adjust to taste.

Combine... 2 tbsp soy sauce, and a splash (maybe a teaspoon?) Of yakisoba sauce. Put some of the zest into the mixture (not like all of it, but enough to be evenly dispersed). Cut a couple slices off the half lemon, then squeeze the juice of what remains into the sauce mixture. Mix well. Set to the side. Also if you have a brush for sauces get that shit out you'll want it. Silicone preferred but not required.

In a pan (make sure it doesn't have stuff burnt on the bottom, the rice will stick to burnt shit, happened to a friend of mine and it's honestly just sad), put... Idk a half tablespoon? Of canola oil and set to a medium heat. Take your formed riceballs and set in pan. You don't want to turn them too often or else you might break shape. I use chopsticks to move them, but gently using tongs is probably fine? Anyway, fry each side until it gets a goldeny color.

Once each side has a bit of a golden crust to it, turn the heat to low. You're gonna grab your sauce mixture and silicone brush, and brush on the sauce til all surfaces are coated. Continue to turn in the pan until you get a brown crust on all surfaces(this is why I use the yakisoba sauce, it cooks down nicely imo)

Once satisfactorily cooked, set aside. If you want to add seaweed for holding now would be the time to do that. Or don't I'm not your boss.

Use the slices of lemon you cut off earlier for garnish/ squeeze over top if you want idk

Texture should be crispy on the outside and normal rice on the inside, should have kind of a salty umami flavor but the lemon does brighten it up so Larry was not completely full of shit.

I have no idea if any of that made sense but it's how my brain does cooking 😎👍

[rebelumbrella46]

Rewatching TUA -1x06 The Day That Wasn’t

Only Umbrella Academy can do an entire episode and then go back in time making everything that happened not relevant to the plot (except Five in the Commission) and still make it work!

But what I want to highlight from this episode is...

-Diego leaving the Academy hanging, saying that he had no time to waste if the apocalypse was happening, and then proceeding to waste a lot of time just because Klaus needed his help. 🥰 -I still don't understand Ben's reaction to Klaus and Diego's conversation. But my poor baby looks so upset! 😞  -The first time Viktor confronts his family for leaving him out. 👍 -I'm not a fan of the Allison/Luther relationship, but if it was in a non-romantic way, the whole picnic scene is actually very sad if you remember that these kids grew up without love. 😢 -Maybe because I wasn't a fan of Luther the first time I saw TUA... I didn't realize how hard it must be for him to find out that Reginald never cared about his work on the Moon. Especially after seeing the S3 Flashback of him on the Moon. And Tom Hopper's performance was really good in the scene with Pogo. 👌 -The Handler... just... HER! 😎 -This episode really made Cha Cha and Hazel better antagonistic characters for me... because it shows that villains aren't all pure evil... and basically they’re just dealing with their own stuff this episode (which i think was Five’s goal, to distract them from going after the Umbrellas again) -The fight between Five and The Handler

Also DAVE! I wanted to see more of Klaus in the Vietnam War and Dave. ❤️

[corndog-patrol]

Feels almost funny suggesting this to such a big EraserMic blog, but EraserJoke for the ship bingo? ^^

ooooo TBH i think they're cute! i like them more as friends but it's a good ship regardless 😎👍

[purplerose244]

So Hollow Mind happened huh 😭

In order to deal with the pain and the strong urge to just jump into the screen and hug all them babies, here's a the cute and wholesome things I personally got from the episode because THERE WERE SOME and I NEED HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺

Raine, Darius AND Eberwolf are all part of the resistance! I didn't expect the gremlin but the more the merrier!

Luz and Hunter have such a good sibling potential I can't even 💕

FLAPJACK BEING CALLED BY HIS NAME IN THE ACTUAL SHOW ❤❤❤

Hunter loves him 😭😭

Darius 'We can't interfer- WAIT MY KID IS IN THERE TOO?!?' of the Abomination Coven... the Titan only knows how much Hunter needs all the comfort right now... uuuuhhh BACK TO HAPPINESS!! 😅

No one knows what Hooty is 😂😂

It feels like Eda has matured? She was awesome before but now I genuinely trust her to do what's right and that's great 💕

Hunter sounded so happy seeing his memory of getting his staff I CAN'T-

Pff also he was so tense and jumpy 🤣

Alright this one comes from the big traumatic reveal we all kinda knew was happening, but the fact that despite being re-made over and over again all Golden Guards end up betraying Belos... is kinda heartwarming to me? It makes me want to see a flashback of the original because I have the feeling he truly had a heart of gold, able to exist no matter the form... also bonus grown up Hunter? 😚

Baby King just wanted Luz to come back safe and sound 🥺🥺🥺🥺

EDA IS SUCH A MOM LOOK AT HER GIVING THESE KIDS SOME SPACE I LOVE HER SO MUCH GO ADOPT ANOTHER ONE OWL LADY 💪💪💪

Flapjack being there for Hunter no matter what like an MVP ❤❤❤❤

I'm obsessed with voice acting so I have to include Zeno's amazing performance, like, you can feel all Hunter's incredulity and fear as the reveal happens, then the panic attack? As an aspiring psychologist I was on my way halfway there to help him out because THE BABY DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SOMEONE COMFORT HIM-

ALSO HUNTER CALLED LUZ HER NAME INSTEAD OF HUMAN 😭😭😭

And of course this has to be the beginning of Hunter's redemption arc and I'm ALL here for it baby 😎

I've also seen theories about the person Belos' brother fell in love with being a Clawthorne? Which would make sense? Which would make Hunter kinda related to the family? Which would mean ANOTHER KID ADOPTED EDA GO GO GO 👍👍👍

Well, that's it from me, Imma go rethink the episode and imagine Hunter in a happy place so hard it actually happens in the show... I'M IN DENIAL LIKE HE WAS OKAY 😭

[fancyfade]

You want asks? You got them!

1. Barbara. Just. Anything Barbara. Whether she still plays basketball, has cats or has siphoned money from Luthor, not picky. :P

2. Damian and animals! More specifically, does he have a favourite category of animals?

3. Raven vs a honey bee buzzing around her. Does she get spooked?

4. A DC story that in concept is cool but flops literally everywhere else.

5. Last one for now: One silly element from DC's past you want back.

:D :D :D

OK so

Barbara: I think yes, she does still play basketball, at least when she's managing her time well and on a good schedule and doesn't have too much work to do. I think she likes it b/c she can hang out w/ other disabled people. I don't headcanon babs with cats :P (I just don't see her as a pet person). IDK if she's stolen money from luthor, but she DID steal satellites from him and thats very #girlboss of her.

I think that Damian's favorite category of animals is weird animals that can't really exist unless they're magic like Goliath. But seconding that, any domesticated herbivore. I think if you handed him a guinea pig he woudl be like 🥺

Raven doesn't get spooked by teh honey bee b/c she can tell it's just vibing emotionally. maybe, IDK if she can sense animal's emotions :P but we see her petting like a snake in the woods post terror of trigon so I like to imagine she sees random animals and is just like 😎👍

any tamaran plotline done by marv wolfman in NTT.

I want DC to remember that Damian can imitate voices and for him to use it to annoy the shit out of his family please dc its so important

tysm for fun asks!