#good ending of course i cannot be evil in video games

[chronal-anomaly]

Looks at my hands. It is done

[skyborneveggie]

for the character ask game, I'll do a death note one: How about Matsuda..? :)

Matsuda!!! My favorite little guy! I really loved your recent post on him, & it got me thinking about other ways that he and Light are similar... but those thoughts are still percolating...

First Impression: Honestly, for the life of me I cannot remember what I thought of any characters except the two mains. My first experience with Death Note was by watching the anime around 2011-12, and at the time I was underwhelmed & uninvested 🫣.

What I can remember, is that a few years ago I watched some kind of DN analysis video on a whim & the youtuber mentioned how fitting if was for Matsuda to be the one to shoot Light in the end. And my reaction was: who??? I had forgotten everything about him 🫣🫣🫣

Impression Now: Matsuda is best boy who I like to woobify in my head.

Regarding Matsuda's role in the story, I somewhat get the impression that he is supposed to be either an audience surrogate or an author surrogate. Almost everyone else in the story is either all for Kira or all against Kira, with Matsuda being the only named character (at least iirc) that can openly balance the duality of sympathizing with him while simultaneously believing he is a bad person.

(An alternative possibility is that he is supposed to be insurance against edgelords saying "Light is Right Actually," and a way for the author to refute those people directly. But I find this to be 1000x less narratively compelling.)

And of course I feel awful that everyone in the story underestimates him. I just want to scoop him up and tell him it's ok and that he can (sometimes) be a good liar and he can (sometimes) think well on his feet.

Favorite Moment: It's gotta be the end of the warehouse scene. So much so that I compiled all of my favorite panels from it so that I can look at them all together 💔. It's just so heartbreaking to watch the one person who trusted Light entirely, fall apart under revelation of the truth. And cathartic too, to see the depth of Light's betrayal embodied in Matsuda's visceral rage. In a room full of grim and stone-faced people, Matsuda is the only one whose grief flows freely. Light was not in his right mind enough to realize it, but he died with the possibility of knowing that someone had cared about him enough to grieve him, and do so immensely.

Idea for a Story: I've been toying with the idea of a Matsulight and Heathers the Musical crossover au... This won't make any sense unless one is familiar with this show, but I think Matsuda as Veronica and Light as JD makes perfect sense. Especially the ending, when Veronica realizes the full extent of JD's capacity for evil, and finally takes action to stop him... 😭 I can see Matsuda stepping into those shoes. I'm currently filing this idea under "things i like to imagine, but probably won't ever actually write."

Unpopular Opinion: I haven't been in this fandom long enough to know what would constitute an unpopular opinion yet tbh. But I do sometimes wonder if there is a possible interpretation of DN where events did not happen exactly as they were written because everything is filtered through Light's unreliable narration and subject to his biases. Then I can ask questions such as, are all the police officers in DN really as honorable as they are portrayed, or is it just Light's perception? And, is Misa really as clingy and intrusive as the narrative says, or is it just Light's perception? The way this relates to Matsuda is that I wonder if he is really as undiscerning & impulsive as shown, or if it could be that Light just really doesn't like him and so perceives him as an exaggerated version of his actual character.

The difference between Matsuda and the previous two questions however is that I do like Matsuda exactly as he is written, and prefer him as his silly, cinnamon-roll self.

Nothing I've said in response to this q is really an opinion though, it's more a half-baked thought experiment. Idk if it leads anywhere 🤷‍♀️.

Favorite Relationship: Matsulight, either romantic or platonic. Part of me just feels like their interactions in the finale were sooo heartbreaking that I want to push it even further by introducing more feelings. Another part of me feels like there are a lot of subtle similarities between them that I don't quite know how to put into words yet. Your post mentioned their shared need for approval. They can both be impulsive, they can both be naive. Yotsuba!Light temporarily sympathizes with Kira in a way not unlike Matsuda. Maybe something about Matsuda (and the other task force members) being willing to abandon his societally-approved police career in order to chase what he thinks is right, which is similar to what Light is trying to convince himself that he's doing too. But these are only half-formed ideas...

I do wonder if Light dislikes Matsuda because he subconsciously registers some of the traits he doesn't like about himself being exaggerated in him, namely his need for approval. Perhaps it also bothers him that Matsuda is emotionally open and honest about those perceived flaws, whereas Light tries his hardest to hide them.

I enjoy reading fics that explore the idea of these similarities instead being things they could subtly bond over, creating an emotional incentive for Light to want to manipulate Matsuda over to Kira's side. Successfully or unsuccessfully. I like seeing Matsuda's pain magnified under the turmoil of choice.

Favorite Headcanon: I wouldn't necessarily say this is my favorite, but I do like to imagine that Matsuda's open-mindedness and willingness to acknowledge all truths of a multifaceted situation, would eventually lead to his eyes being opened about the current state of the law enforcement system. And that would set him on a different path. If anyone in DN could do it, I think it would be Matsuda.

Thanks for the ask 💜~~~ As always feel free to disagree with anything I said, I'm pretty new here so I don't know that much & am always open to changing my opinion.

[maybeitsalivescribbles]

TTD - True Evil 1/4

part1 part2 part3 part 4

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Something was wrong, though!

Hero knew this. Of course they did. It was just that- that it was easy to forget. Maybe because ironically, since Villain was living with them, everything was fine. When the agency had questioned them about this, all they could complain about was that they couldn't use the shower and bathroom mirror three hours on a row anymore (on the evenings, at least). There was something eerie about how naturally Villain had come crashing into their life. Having them as a roommate was as evident as eating breakfast on lazy mornings when Hero had a day off. They were even hugging now.

For the moment though, Hero's butt was getting kicked. The sad truth was that Villain was much better at video games than them. The two roommates were affronting each other in a fighting match that neither of them enjoyed, but that was the only competitive game Hero had. Villain refused to cooperate, under the brilliant pretext that “they refused to ally with their fated foe”. Given that not five minutes before, their head was resting against the shoulder of said fated foe, there were a lot of possible refutations. Hero hadn’t bothered. After coming back from a long, exhausting day, the easier thing to do was rolling with it. They didn’t even shrug when the shadow next to them, leaning on their game-pad, gloated:

“This is your end, little Hero!”

“Don’t call me little. I’m 5’10.”

“I am 5’10 and a half,” was the smug answer.

Hero glanced sideways at the silhouette next to them, surrounded by a dark mist as always:

“I can’t be sure of that.”

“Then despair while that nagging doubt eats your mind for the rest of your life.”

“I’m good. I’ll rest assured that I have, like, 30 pounds of muscles on you.”

“How have you acquired that knowledge, may I ask?”

“Well, when we hug-”

“Stop calling it like that. And I’ll concede gladly that perk to you. Muscles, bah! Who would need that?”

“Most people, actually.”

“I have a brain. It’s enough. It’s getting rarer and rarer these days.”

They both stared at the Game Over screen.

“Once again, you are finished. Once again, I stomp on your pixellized body and your ego in an unending demonstration of my superior skills and-

Hero cut across them:

“You need to sign the form.”

Villain groaned. Not to be deterred, Hero presented the paper and a pen to them:

“Here.”

“Ah, paperwork. Truly the greatest evil. Even I, with all the darkness in my heart, cannot compare.”

Hero sighed:

“It’s just a signature. And be grateful for the form. It’s the only thing that can prevent Superhero from coming here and ripping you to shreds – possibly us both.”

“I don’t see why.”

“There are laws. If you confirm every day you’re here and reforming, measures can’t be taken against you.”

“Very well. I shall adorn my mark on this pitiful piece of paper.”

Villain moodily signed and Hero took a picture of it, sending it to the secretary and hoping they wouldn’t lose it again. Doing it every day was annoying, sure, but it was all they could find to protect their roommate from the agency – or rather, Superhero. They felt a little relieved every time they sent the text. Villain, though, didn’t seem to care one way or the other. It was irritating and a little worrying.

“Dinner?”

“Yeah, okay.”

Hero stood up and heated their meals on the microwave. Apart from smoothies, Villain was not that interested in food, and Hero was too tired to cook after work most of the time. Villain didn’t seem bothered with this. Actually, once you got used to their constant melodrama, Villain was a rather laid-back roommate. Too laid-back. Hero’s instinct was sending them warning signals. Their guest was taking their situation a little too well. The person they shared their place with and hugged was a complete stranger. All questions about their past were avoided. Hero knew there was an elephant in the room, but they had no idea of what it was made, and that was frustrating to say the least.

The microwave made a ding sound. After a while, Villain reluctantly got out of the couch to find Hero looking at the wall, their arms crossed.

“Are your sudden meditative moment deep enough to forget down-to-earth obligations ?”

Hero clucked their tongue. Villain jumped when their roommate suddenly leaned over the table:

“What happened to you?”

“My plate is getting cold?”

“No, we’re not avoiding the subject anymore. What happened? You have a physical body, but you never stop hiding behind your powers. I’ve checked, you’re listed among the most dangerous villains on the agency’s list. It says you’re a killer, but frankly, I do not believe that one second. You never say anything about your past, you never speak about yourself. When I tell you Superhero wants you dead, your answer is “yeah, okay” and you don’t bring the subject ever again. You get more emotional when I bring you the wrong screwdriver. What is wrong with you?”

“Plenty of things. I am a Villain, how can you hope to comprehend how my twisted spirit w-”

Hero’s fist banged on the table:

“Stop that!”

Villain stepped back. Hero sighed and lifted their hands in surrender:

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry, okay? But you are not helping me. My boss wants to kill you and I don’t know why. I can’t get us out of this if I have no idea what’s going on!”

“It seems simple to me. He’s a superhero, I’m a fearful villain. We’re destined to destroy each other.”

“I’ve never seen him so – so motivated. It goes deeper than that. You can’t keep me in the dark.”

“This is my nature. I don’t see why this is any concern of yours.”

They got their plate out of the microwave without adding a word. Hero dragged their hand over their face:

“Tell me one thing. Just one thing. Have you ever killed anyone?”

The shadow froze. The plate made a loud bang when it was dropped on the table.

“I’m not hungry,” said Villain.

Hero watched them going back to their room. Soon after, they heard the lock of the door.

“That went well,” they mumbled.

*

Next part here

Check the These Two Dorks Masterlist or Tag for more snippets with this Hero and Villain. This is how they met and now they’re roommates.

Or back to Hero x Villain Masterlist.

[peculiarbluerose]

Hogwarts Legacy - Tips and Tricks

WARNING: May contain spoilers for Hogwarts Legacy

Personal experience, this does not reference videos

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• You can skip most of the dialogue if you don't want to hear it again (since you can't skip the tutorial segment of the game). You can do this with triangle (PlayStation), RMB (PC), or Y button (Xbox)

• Keep stocked up on Wiggenweld potions. These, even though they don't do a lot, will help you immensely.

• Thunderbrew is useful against the Graphorn. It makes storm clouds float above the player and damages nearby enemies.

• Don't worry; Sebastian, Natty and Poppy can take care of themselves and they don't have health bars. You don't have to worry about them.

• The RoR is SO useful, it's not even funny. After a quest with Deek, you'll have vivariums to maintain beasts, and you can get materials from them. This place also allows you to identify unidentified gear, upgrade gear, brew potions, grow magical plants, and you can customize it. Love this place.

• It's impossible to stop Sebastian from doing anything; just be careful how you respond. You'll see, if you don't already know what I'm talking about.

• You cannot be "evil" in the game, canonically. You can just be an absolute sleazeball, though. Don't worry, you'll keep your friends (somehow).

• Speaking of dialogue, your actions really don't have much impact on anything. Of course, it will influence how characters react to you, but there's really no consequences for your responses.

• Speaking of consequences, there's none of you use an unforgivable curse. If you're on PC, there's an Azkaban mod that allows you to be caught with dark magic and sent to Azkaban, just in case you want more realism.

• As for realism, you don't actually have a curfew. You can walk around all willy-nilly in the middle of the night with no repercussions. The person who made the Azkaban mod has a curfew mod that allows you to get caught at night, if you want the extra challenge.

• No, I'm not sponsored.

• Solomon Sallow will hate you regardless of your actions. You're friends with Sebastian, that's why. Don't take it personally.

• Brooms fly faster than hippogriffs, but hippogriffs ascend and descend faster than brooms.

• Rare events occur, such as the train at King's Cross Station arriving and leaving, the kraken saying hello in the lake (scripted event during the flying class), a suit of armor getting annoyed with another and turns the aggressive nudge into full-blown murder, amongst other things.

• Unsure what it is, but sometimes you'll find a ridiculous amount of dark witches and wizards in and around the Forbidden Forest... They won't hurt you, and you can't hurt them, but they're there.

• Speaking of the Forbidden Forest, there are a LOT of spiders. If you don't like them, are scared of them, have arachnophobia, etc., there's an "arachnophobia mode" in the settings, so they're less scary. Alternatively, there's a PC mod that turns them into burgers. This is good if you don't even want a slight resemblance of a spider in the arachnophobia mode.

• No, I'm not sponsored

• Sometimes, NPCs will describe you based on your hogwarts house (this can be seen in the "Minding Your Own Business" DLC quest in Hogsmeade)

• All four houses have their own quests (though they tie in to the same character and quest at the end).

• There are plenty of Easter eggs referencing the movies (one being the Shrieking Shack on the map in Hogsmeade where the Old Fool house is, just on the outskirts of Hogsmeade).

• Don't worry, Ravenclaw, you don't have to answer riddles every time you want to enter your common room.

That's all I got, homies

(P.S. Slytherin is the best house -from a very unbiased Slytherin)

[tbshorts]

The Best Panels of One Piece, Orange Town (chapter 16-22)

Full video scripts below the cut

Chapter 16:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

In chapter 16 the first big crew vs crew battle of the series finally kicks off, and thus there's a solid few contenders for best panel. There's Kabaji and Buggy shielding themselves with crewmates, which is an excellent evil boss move, really establishes their menace. Then there's really satisfying panels like Luffy kicking Mohji in the head, this is just a really good composition, or Zoro staring down Kabaji across the edge of his own sword with that heavy shadow from his bandana really intensifying his stare.

But… let's be real, it's this one. Not just because Zoro injuring himself is a shocking moment, but because of the storytelling. Look at the sweat pouring off him, look at the tremble in his body as he cuts himself. It's such an idiot machismo moment, the kind of behaviour that will eventually make Chopper extremely mad at him. But it's also… yeah, it's very Him. It establishes that Zoro is every bit as chaotic and extreme as Luffy is. They're a good match, these two.

Chapter 17:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 17 concludes the duel between Zoro and Cabaji, and Oda's storytelling shows a bit of perhaps unexpected subtlety. Throughout the entire fight, Cabaji is constantly doing circus tricks. He's breathing fire, kicking up dust clouds, throwing around spinning tops and, somewhat impressively, unicycling up the sides of buildings. Zoro, meanwhile, spends most of the fight basically st ationary, mostly just responding to Cabaji's moves and staying on the defensive. Until he gets tired of the game, reads his opponent, and ends the entire duel in a single strike. It's a brilliant way to establish the difference between a posturing amateur like Cabaji who relies on tricks and a real swordsman like Zoro. It's a very well told fight.

And the best panel, I think, is this one, where Zoro just casually kicks Cabaji off his unicycle. And it's the casualness of it that works so well, he knocks the guy off with basically the demeanour of someone kicking a can down the road. It establishes the difference between them, and the fact that if Zoro had not been injured ahead of time, this wouldn't even have BEEN a fight.

Chapter 18:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 18 begins the big fight between Luffy and Buggy, and like many of Oda's action chapters it's got a bunch of really solid action shots. I'm personally quite fond of Buggy popping his head off to dodge Luffy's Gum Gum Sickle, just because of that huge dumb grin on his face. There's also this panel, where Luffy takes his first real injury of the series. Not physically, but mentally. As we've discussed, the first conflict between Luffy and Buggy is in part over the question of what can and cannot be a "treasure," with Buggy representing the belief that only money is treasure. For Luffy, the hat is his treasure, and here, Buggy injures him thematically. And Luffy takes that very seriously.

But the best panel, still, does have to be… this. Oda knows how to draw a goddamn hit, and he puts it all to work right here. All the crosshatching follows the direction of action, emphasizing the power of the move, and Oda renders the anatomy of the characters more realistically to really drive home the seriousness of the attack. And then there's Buggy's face, of course. Those popping eyes, that's pure One Piece.

Chapter 19:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 19 takes a break in the middle of the fight to give Buggy some backstory. It doesn't do much for the fight itself in the moment, but, well, twenty years later it turned out to give context to a major character in the story. One Piece is like that a lot. It also re-emphasizes the clash in values the story is establishing. Shanks and Buggy have stark differences in what they believe piracy is about, with Buggy being all about the money and Shanks articulating a romantic vision of freedom - but both of them agree that they're willing to die for the vision of piracy they believe in. It establishes an interesting dynamic between them that will come back, again, literally decades later.

The best panel, though? This one. The little silent joke beat between the moment when Shanks startles Buggy into swallowing the devil fruit and everyone reacting to it. It's so simple, it's so cutesy, just this little frozen moment in time surrounded by white void. It's a moment for the joke to land, that makes it so much funnier when Buggy freaks out.

Chapter 20:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 20 is the end of the fight with Buggy, and for me more than anything, this is the chapter of The Buggy Face. His character design uses his clown makeup wonderfully with Oda's already extremely exaggerated faces, and this chapter is full of bangers. We also get a fantastic action shot of Luffy launching Buggy with the Gum Gum Bazooka, and this fantastically composed shot of Buggy's upper body collapsing after a crotch shot - look how dynamic this is, with that fish eye lens effect, that's a really technical shot just for this.

But the best panel is still… the Buggy Face. Specifically, it's this panel where Luffy tickles his feet and he does this. Oda twists and deforms his jawline and whole head, and Nami's terrified reaction just makes it that much better. Because let's be real, you'd piss yourself too if a clown face came floating at you laughing like THAT. One Piece's cartoony expressiveness isn't for everyone, but god dammit it is for me.

Chapter 21:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 21 is the denouement of the Orange Town arc, wrapping up all the narrative stakes and letting the Straw Hats engage in their favourite activity: running away when people try to thank them for toppling a tyrant; and it introduces one of the Luffy's best traits, which is telling the truth even when it's a very bad idea.

But Mayor Boodle gets the starring role here, waking up and becoming incandescently upset both that Luffy knocked him out, and that the Straw Hats are trying to run away before he can thank them. And I love how Oda does his acting here - as he rushes to the docks he quite awkwardly sheds all of his battle gear, pulling it off to go faster, and taking off the armor like that is a symbolic representation of the fact that he's realizing that he's safe now, that the town is safe, that he doesn't have to be angry and fight anymore. And so when he gets there, all the anger falls away from him, and everything that's left is joy and gratitude. It's a great sequence, and this panel is the best one of them.

Chapter 22:

What are the best panels in One Piece?

Chapter 22 is a complete side-story. Unusually for One Piece, nothing that happens here comes back to be critically plot important two decades later, and that self-containedness serves its story pretty well. It's a fairly low stakes personal emotional drama involving a single character, it's well balanced, and Oda works in a bit of geography to establish the world and the menace of the Grand Line. Good stuff.

Gaimon is the main character of the side-narrative, and he also gets the best panels. A highlight for me is his stubby little chest body taking off running, but… he also gets some really good acting and body language, which is weird for a design like that. Oda gives him some really evocative little hand gestures, and of course, when it is revealed that his treasure is empty and he has wasted twenty years guarding it… he gets the emotional climax of the story, and despite him being a weird little treasure chest goblin, Oda sells it. The lines on his forehead, the clenching, and, again, the hand gestures. The emotionality lands. And that's hard to do with a character like this. One of Oda’s greatest talents is getting emotionality from even his silliest cartoon characters.

[mcflymemes]

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the video game, adjust as necessary

you're finally awake.

it would take a month to explain to you how that very question doesn't even make sense.

wait... i know you.

yes yes, what is it? we're all very busy here.

you're someone who can get things done. i like that.

i've been looking for you.

keep your eyes open.

looking to protect yourself, or do some damage?

i am sworn to carry your burdens.

either i'm drunk, or you're naked. possibly both.

i fight... because i must.

then it's true, what everyone is saying?

even with all my preparations, we can't be too careful.

need a ride?

i've had enough of you!

i cannot place it.

everything's for sale, my friend.

another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. good job.

will you be a hero whose name is remembered in song throughout the ages?

is that fur? coming out of your ears?

giant spiders? what's next, giant snakes?

you picked a bad time to get lost, friend!

well ain't this a surprise!

what are you looking at? i'm not afraid of you, you know.

you were trying to cross the border, right?

everyone is obsessed with death.

what is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

i look forward to hearing about the next person you murder.

let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

no lollygagging.

oh, what am i saying? of course you don't.

i will eat your heart.

perhaps this is also true.

i've been waiting for you to return, to consummate our love!

i've got important things to do. we'll speak another time.

iron sword, huh? what are you killing? butterflies?

the day might come when i am forced to draw my sword for one side or the other.

i'm a weapon in human form.

there's been word of some trouble nearby. i'm on my way to investigate.

that day has not come yet.

you've shown yourself mighty.

i've seen better. well... maybe not.

he's trying to have somebody killed!

your words give voice to that which we all feel.

time to end this little game!

i've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.

i fight for the men i've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil.

lot of history in these walls. we're trying to make some more.

it's a lucky time to be alive.

i knew you had it in you!

um... actually i was hoping to get the ring back.

now it is up to you to decide what to do with your power and skill.

i used to be an adventurer like you.

the day when words are enough will be the day soldiers like us are no longer needed.

kill well... and often.

i've got my eyes on you.

heard about you and your... honeyed words.

watch the skies.

you're either the bravest person i've ever met... or the biggest fool.

go use your fancy magic somewhere else.

never should have come here!

i fight so that all the fighting i've already done hasn't been for nothing.

may this oath bind me to death and beyond.

family an honor. that's what it means to be one of us.

walk with the shadows.

why the elven blade, huh?

let me guess - you need a drink.

will your name be a curse to future generations?

you do not even know our tongue, do you?

you stink of death, my friend. i salute you.

your future lies before you.

you're hauling around a lot of junk.

you got no clothes. you should get some.

psst. hey! i know who you are.

you'll never find it.

my cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do i get? guard duty.

[eat-your-milk]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

(this looked fun so I wanted to do it :D)

How many works do you have on Ao3?

15 so far!!

What's your Ao3 word count?

128,929 words have been posted, actually (which I think is pretty good for like... 4 months!)!!

What fandoms do you write for?

HTTYD mostly, but I tend to dabble in multiple video games as well. I am planning on doing a MHA fic at some point too!

What are your top five fics by kudos?

Kiss The Sky

Man Out of Time

Youve Got Mail

Who Are You?

Checkmates

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

ALWAYS. If they take the time to write a beautiful comment than I will absolutely take the time to acknowledge it. So far answering comments and seeing interaction has by far been the best part of writing fanfiction, and finding new friends has just been so cool!!

Sadly, I don't know how to interact with humans well, so I am sure I've scared a few away with my enthusiasm 😅 sorry y'all!

What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

hoooooooo most of my fics are ROUGH so this took some thought... but probably 'Our Island (Fishtail)'. It is based on the events of RTTE, but if Hiccup and Viggo were in an established relationship. It follows canon events so... yeah. Not too happy lol.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

hm... Probably 'Lend Me a Hand, Will You?'. It actually has a pretty hopeful and sweet ending, id say! :D

Do you get hate on fics?

Yup, though luckily its been very rare, and they haven't really hated on my actual writing. More just death threats a couple of times.

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

NO. I greatly respect those who do (seriously, good for you guys!!!), but it is just not for me. Writing stuff down like that just makes me reaaaaallllly uncomfortable.

Do you write cross overs? What's the craziest one you've written?

I have one! It is a 'crack-taken-seriously' fic that is a crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist and HTTYD. (I aint too proud of it but it was fun to write lol) I ABSOLUTELY want to write more, but I just haven't quite gotten there yet. But OH. I will. Yes.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No... hopefully....?

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I for sure want to some day, especially my longfic!!

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nah, I am a bit of a control freak, so I don't think that would end well. :X

What's your all time favorite ship?

VIGCUP. Always. I am a huge fan of several other ships too tho. Mostly suave or evil burly men with smart and lawful men. Enemies to Lovers like 9/10 times. I don't know why I am like this. Sue me.

What's a WIP you'd like to finish but doubt you ever wilI?

...I will never abandon a fic, no matter how long it exists in the void, at least now.

I have exactly one fic that I know I can't finish because I blocked myself out of my own ff.net account, but I don't think I would want to finish that one (or think about it) ever.

What are your writing strengths?

Probably dialogue. I love writing dialogue! I also think I am pretty good at some characterization, and when I am writing POVs I tend to lean into the characters biases about the world instead of being partial to the situation like an omniscient being. (if...that makes sense.)

What are your writing weaknesses?

....everything, especially formatting. I am basically relearning everything from scratch so I have a looooooot to work on. I do think I am getting a lot better though!!

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

>:D I tend to try and stick to actual history as much as I possibly can in my fics.

I don't usually write entire sentences in a different language. Now, if it is pertinent to the times and it is words that have significant meaning in another language-

*cough cough*KTS*cough cough*

-then I will ABSOLUTELY write parts/words in a different language (after a lot of research, of course.).

First fandom you wrote for?

...I literally cannot remember. I wrote my first fic when I was 11, and I have really bad memory problems. RIP.

Favorite fic you've ever written?

Absolutely Kiss The Sky. It is my child and I love it.

Tags-In a new post answer all of these questions, then tag whoever else you want.

@evilwriter37 , @autumndragon , @thedragon-and-hisboy , @green-crow :D

And, as always, anyone else who wants to do this!!

[pumpkinhcad]

𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗛 : 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁, 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙾 -- generate ten headcanons for your muse and then either accept   ✔   or   reject   ✖   them !

✔ Pump sucks at saying tongue twisters. He still tries to say them, and gets frustrated when he cannot. They're like little tongue traps and he falls for them every single time.

✖ Pump wears Hello Kitty socks. Probably his older sister would, but chances are Pump would be the kind of kid to bastardize a Hello Kitty plushie by "making it spooky-looking" instead. Hello Kitty is girly stuff, ew.

✖ Pump stole a lollipop at the checkout when he was 5 and he still feels guilty about it. He stole the lollipop, yes. He did not feel bad, however. It was a successful heist, and nobody has ever found out! Actually, his mom likely noticed and just paid for it without letting him see it.

✔ Pump is not allowed to drink energy drinks. He should not?? First of all, he is likely too young for energy drinks. Second of all, nobody wants to release such a horror into the world. That'd be, like, a sugar rush on steroids.

✖ Pump hacks their stats in every video game he plays. If he knew how to do this, he would likely not need his sister's help to pass the difficult levels of the games he plays. Not like he would need to, again, because his sister is good at all videogames it seems.

✖ Pump is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone. Of course he knows how to use a smartphone. How to call, how to text on it, how to send stuff... He just doesn't use his own much. Half the time he forgets it at home even. That is how little he cares about these things. He will still ask people if they got games in their phones, though. His parents probably raised him not to depend on phones as much, and only to use them when needed.

✔ Pump desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. He probably should have gotten one after Moloch's death, when his sister realized he was uncharacteristically upset, but the octopus plushie from his parents pretty much sufficed.

✖ Pump has an incredible spice tolerance. He does not even like the taste of most spicy things!! He will stick his tongue out if you show him anything spicy. He likely will do the same if he smells it even.

✔ Pump likes board games, but no one else wants to play with him. He cheats lol. And he is very good at it. Skid will still play board games with him, but a lot of the time they will end up throwing the game items at each other.

✔ It would not take much for Pump to turn evil. While I do not believe he would be straight out evil alignment-wise, he is definitely chaotic. He likely turned even more chaotic after the events of SM6 solely to spite that priest and his teachings. And I cannot blame him. He is also easily-influenceable and would likely do some bad guy's bidding.

tagged by: Nobody! I came across this one and really liked the idea. tagging: This is fun, so you should do it!

[enlighten3d]

WELLL claps hand together

the story is about these teenagers trying stop an evil cult from destroying the entire multiverse, so they go to different dimensions to stop their evil ways. Also they are teenagers so they have to deal with personal angst, family issues, morality, school ect ect while trying to stop the cult leader and their right hand men

Caroline is technically the main character of my story, she is basically the bubbly, positive one of the group. Her family is rich as hell, they used to live in Taiwan as successful business people but they moved to America because they wanted to make more money. Her family doesn’t really like her and they emotionally and physically neglect her since she came out as a transgender girl and her older sister is kind of a coward and doesn’t stand up for her (fun times)

anyway she ends up having to do a group assignment with her childhood friend which she kind of drifted apart from (Andie) and some punk girl she probably has a crush on (Mimi), they eventually end up in an abandoned house and find out that their town is run by an evil cult that can teleport to different dimensions. So they feel guilty enough to stop it.

they think the best course is to beat the 7 plane hoppers who are in the way to kill the main cult leader, the stag. though out the whole thing Caroline is basically pushing through by toxic positivity saying everything is alright even though they have killed many people, she also kind of convinced herself that this is a video game and is probably more okay about sacrificing people and herself (for the better good)

Also her sister possessed during her 17th birthday party for funsies

HIII SO RRYYY IM ONLY GETTING SROUNF TO THIS NOW falls over and dies

thank you for the food that is oc lore, i am eating it om nom nom

that all sounds FUCKING AMAZING ACTUALLY. cults ?? universal travel bullshit ????? all while dealing with normal teenage bs ?? thats beautiful. poor little guys. they need a break. i CANNOT imagine trying to exist as a teenager while trying to take down a cult qyehdjdkkdks

dont worry.. your eldritch horror loves you... i am so glad to know that ! /silly

..fuck her family ! they can rot ! caroline )): you dont deserve any of this..

THAT MUSTVE BEEN A REVELATION ?? WOAH ?? just. doing a school project and ope government is a cult (/hyp)... insane

i actually fucking love the whole like. unwilling chosen one Vibe to all of this ?? yes theyre not chosen nor are they truly unwilling but. the Vibe is the same. the guilt (on thier part) is real...

caroline. love. youre fucked up. just like me frfr. agh thats. so cool tho ?? 'EVERYTJING IS FINE, ALL OF THIS IS A GAME !!' and ljke. fuck thats such a fun thing in fiction when a character copes using that ?? its the perfect level of fucked up bcs it rlyyy drives rhe point home and. im giving them all a shock blanket okay ?

oh boy !! thats fun !! poor sister..

what does the cult worship‽‽ i am so fucking curious..

lso like, whats the difference between each plane? is it an alternate reality sorta situation where things are relatively the same but Different, or is it judt flatout. different EVERYTHING (people, laws of physics, all that jazz)?? or somewhere in between or outside of this ofc.

do all the plane hopper guys like.. stay in different universes and have a branch of the cult established there..

why does the cult run the town in the first place ? was it a thing where like. they wrre the original settlers but then the town expanded aorund and beyond the cult ?? or did they move in and do a slow takeover.....

fuck i have so many questions /pos

this is. so cool. i love the Vibes. theyre so... Impending.. ahdjskdisjjdjsks

[piracytheorist]

What is a common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about?

I'm taking this back to Once Upon a Time, and it's the idea that Killian's journey was to go back to his "Lieutenant Jones" persona. Only I am RightTM of course, and my RightTM opinion is that Lieutenant Jones was even less of himself than Captain Hook was. Killian is, at his core, Chaotic. He doubts and rejects authority, he acts on his own moral code (whether that's fucked up or a little more sane) and he hates being controlled and told what to do. Lieutenant Jones was in the Navy, and you cannot survive in such a place if you're not full-on Lawful and willing to abide by someone else's rules.

So there were a lot of people who saw Lieutenant Jones and went like "This is what Killian needs to return to" and it's the absolute wrong way to interpret his character. Killian only joined the Navy because Liam wanted to join, and because Killian still (and always) idolized him and thought that Liam is always right and he should follow what Liam does. But it's not how Killian works as a person. People only think he should have gone back to that was because Lieutenant Jones was GoodTM, and the only way for Killian to be redeemed and become a good person was by adapting back into a place that went directly against his actual beliefs and stances.

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Wait, I thought of another fandom opinion as well, and it's about Mia Winters from Resident Evil 7 and 8. So much of the fandom seems to have the interpretation that we're meant to hate her, and I cannot begin to tell you how wrong that feels. I don't think we're meant to fully forgive her, of course, but the narrative gives us enough material to show that Mia really, honestly cared for Ethan and yet the "Mia Winters bashing" tag is a common tag on ao3, but I'm not surprised that a video game fandom is overflowing with misogyny. Because, especially seeing how easily people forgive Heisenberg for his far more atrocious behaviour against Ethan, not giving a female character the benefit of the doubt, completely disregarding the idea of Author's Intent and only basing ones' opinion on her on their biases can also be traced to misogyny, I am sorry to tell you :)

So yeah. It's mostly because it's obvious people allow their biases to influence their opinion on Mia and don't take Author's Intent into consideration like, why were we given this and that scene? What is the narrative meaning of the two different endings in Resident Evil 7? How does Ethan react to Miranda's words while she poses as Mia? How does Chris Redfield, beloved character of the franchise, react to Mia's outbursts at the end of Resident Evil 8? Some people just don't give a fuck about any of that and go like "She's not sexy, mysterious or OP enough so into the trash she goes". And I am not even a Mia fan. It's just very obvious how biased people are about her.

Which is not a bad thing... if you recognize that. It's okay to have biases and for some characters to hit you in a very very bad way. The problem is most people don't realize that and they make going through the "Ethan Winters" tag here a nightmare until you block the right people.

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

[memorymessage]

man, i love stephanie soo. her vlogs and her new moral of the story podcast are so good. so comforting.

of course, i found out about her through the rotten mango channel a few years ago, but i literally cannot watch that channel... or just any true crime anymore. a majority of cases are usually women or children victims of abuse or SA, followed by murder, and i just can't handle it anymore.

when i first discovered true crime, it was kind of an eye-opening moment. i'd never watched anything like it before, other than being subjected to secondhand CSI or law & order coming from my mom's or grandma's TVs. but those were just TV shows. actors and producers and writers.

listening to actual stories of real crime... kind of changed my entire perspective on the world. like, i used to walk around at night by myself. i would never do that knowing what i know now. it's not that i think my risk increased or anything, but hearing the absolutely sick and sadistic things that happen to victims, especially young women and kids- you just shouldn't risk it. like, ever. even if the risk is 0.1%

i still remember the first true crime video i watched, i think it was by eleanor neale (i don't want to write down the case details), and i was sobbing by the end. i just couldn't believe how sick someone could be to a young girl. how fucking vile and rancid. and i was also absolutely stunned. there was an entire wealth of videos covering these cases- i mean i knew these horrible crimes were out there, but i guess you don't really know how horrible they are until the real details are explained to you. and there's no shortage of them...

then i had a true crime phase for a few months, like a morbid curiosity of discovering the true evil of the world.

and now i can't stand to listen to any of it. it's always the same. women or child abused, SA'd, murdered, and sometimes justice isn't even served. especially for SA victims.

i tried to watch stephanie's coverage of the 'real life squid games', but i noped out midway through the first video.

so i'm sooo glad that stephanie has made a series that just covers drama and scandals, in a very similar vein to rotten mango, but without the death and abuse and sa. because i do like listening to the stories, but now it's just drama and bombast instead of... devastation.

[ashestoshadows]

Capgras Syndrome

I was inspired to write this from a itch.io video game I came across and played briefly and I got the idea to write a story with this formula despite the game being from 2020. Of course what I'm writing here is different but it is written for you, the reader, not myself here.

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"Welcome home, how was your day?" his smile was beaming with light like the sun on a sunny summer day, "I'm doing alright" - "That's good! I decided to cook you your favourite food tonight," - "Before you have your shower," he quickly smooched your cheek before continuing to the kitchen. "It's good to see your cute face, seeing you haven't changed a single bit after these past few years of being together." he mused in a love-struck manner as he turned his back to you.

You walked to the bathroom nearby, locking the door behind you before undressing for your shower. Minutes passed as you rinsed yourself off from the weariness of your job, using the towel to dry yourself as you walked out of the now turned off shower. "Come sit! Your food will go cold, I don't want my hard work to be wasted" you were quickly rushed to the table, your husband forcing you down. And you couldn't help but stare at the food in front of you seeing the subtle lines of smoke coming off of it meaning it was still hot. Your partner watched, head resting atop their perched arm on the table. A lovey-dovey expression on his goofy face.

A few minutes passed and you felt… off. You didn't feel right to eat, "Come on, eat!" he yelled, slamming his hand against the wooden table as he yelled, startling you deeply and badly, they went from all lovey-dovey to berserk. His eyes wild and feral as they slammed their hands on the wooden table again. You saw no soul behind those two eyes as he grabbed your fork, placing some of the food on it before shoving it straight into your mouth. Hurting your mouth and stabbing your upper lip slightly at the metal piercing it.

"I don't want my food going to waste, especially when I cooked it for you!" he yelled as he continued to shovel food into your mouth as you were barely able to swallow the loads going into your mouth as he gave you maybe only 20 seconds to swallow the food before being forced more. You finally swallowed the last load of the  food before you began feeling bouts of… dizziness and tiredness? "Hush, go to sleep my dear. Drift off to sleep, sweetheart," their face was feral. Evil. Devoid of any soul you thought he had.

You tried to fight back from the tiredness, their face was enough to give you cold chills but apparently not even his devoid expression was enough to keep you awake as your eyes slowly closed despite your protests. You awoke with a  jolt to see an old, dreary, and lifeless basement with your husband in front of you contrasting the lifelessness of the basement.

Grinning ear to ear like the damned Cheshire cat himself reincarnated. You felt sick seeing him looking at you in such a way, you didn't even know he would do such a thing. "Hmm… Good morning, Or evening, not sure." you raised an eyebrow, they didn't know the time? Did they stay down here with you ever since they dragged you down here?

"Don't look at me like that! I know what you are!" he yelled, a finger pointed at you, like you're a thing instead of a being with emotions and needs. Or a soul for that matter. He giggled before continuing "Don't worry dear, I'll rip that nasty demon right out of you!" he lunged at you, knife raised as you leaped from the chair you were held in "You!" you breathed heavily, your chest heaving as you wobbly got to your legs.

"You cannot escape me!" you rushed towards the light of the staircase willing to do anything to escape, anything to be away from that… being! You know that's not your husband. He wouldn't dare do that to you, not in a million years. He promised to protect you, to be with you until the end. Not be the cause of your end!

You felt the knife graze and cut your leg as you trampled up the stairs in a blind panic. You quickly u-turned to slam the door on the man you grew to love but weren't sure if it'd stay that way after today. That is if you live to see the next sunrise. "Let me out! I know what I need to do Y/N!" the knife could be heard scraping against the door, hurting your ears at the unpleasant sound after locking it from the outside not before you barricaded the door with the kitchen table. You tried to fumble with the front door and open it, you wanted out. now.

You heard the basement door clatter open, violently coming off of it's hinges as you finally got the door open. Your husband is smart, just apparently not smart enough to tie you up to the chair you were sat on for who knows how long. You kicked him back as he tried to grab at you, you ran down the street wildly, hair messy and very dirty from the lack of self-care as you felt panic surge through your veins and adrenaline run through you at a wild pace.

 Passerby's watching in confusion and some in horror as they watched you being chased by your berserk and deranged husband wielding the knife still swearing like a sailor at you to stop. Calling you many things you never though he'd say to you. "Come back here you deranged demon! I will end you and your pitiful existence right here!" he threatened as his voice roared and sounded harsh to your ears. You felt and heard your stomach rumbling with hunger as you continued running, your legs still keeping you going as you refused to give up.  You have to get to the police! They need to help you, they have to.

The nearest station was five minutes away and you were four minutes away now. You felt your legs start to give in. You could still barely hear your partner yelling for you, swearing he'll slay you and free you of that demon. Yet does he know, does he? You won't give in and let him take you and murder you not when you've come so far! You cannot! You felt unending pain coarse through your legs as you collapsed inside the cafe nearby "Please help! He-" the door swung open to show him. Covered in some blood from your leg wound which you just remembered existed. The adrenaline carried you even with that nasty wound on your leg which will definitely leave a gnarly scar.

"Sir! Get away!" the officer who was on break and inside the cafe yelled as she approached you collapsed on the floor realising what was possibly happening, you ended up getting away and transported to the hospital for your deep cut and got therapy. All of that incident happen three years ago and he'd been sentenced to a mental institute for life, wonder what would happen if you didn't get out alive from a very strong stroke of luck? Maybe we'll never know...

[beetrootbug]

Okay i see where you're coming from with this argument about kids and what not. I don't agree with bullying kids at all, which is why i get so pissed at these anti shippers who are probably adults or older teens coming down so hard on young kids who probably haven't even finished puberty yet. It's the same way i feel about other kinds of antis, like dream antis. Dream stans are concerning and I hate the way they behave but I understand that most are young and being influenced by a youtuber with an ego. And I get genuinely pissed at the antis because they are literally just bullying children and making a situation even worse. I'm sorry i portrayed all those that identify as proship as pedos/incels, I mainly said that to highlight the stereotype that most antis think of when they think proshipers (hence the quotation marks around the word incel). I think i also just didn't realise there were people who identify as proship, since it has such negative connotations, i thought it was only something, again, pedos and such used. Why? Because the only bios i saw that term used were of people who were confirmed pedos. I don't use twitter so I'm pretty sheltered from majority of this proship vs antiship stuff. For context of my original post, i wrote that after i saw a reupload here on tumblr of a shocking thread between a bunch of self proclaimed antishippers where the conversation ended with "Maybe hitler was right" because they were convinced that japanese people were responsible pedophile. My point was just complaining about how these, quite frankly, idiots can act "holier than thou" by claiming to take down pedos but then be incredibly racist. Ergo, becoming the thing you sort to destroy. This was mainly just a post written from pure shock and emotion, which probably isn't a good thing in retrospect.

Anyways, about the whole "it sounds like something a child would write" it wasn't. Again, I guess i'm just not so great at explaining or understanding this stuff (idk if that makes sense but). It was written by an adult because it was a canon couple from a show that i watch, and i was worried things would get worse in the fandom, mainly because i already saw a person trying to defend it by saying "well teenagers do that anyway so it's normal". Yes teenagers do that anyway, but if they were to take things further (which of course the canon couple wouldn't because they are from a kids series but I freak out over small things, which is probably obvious) that would venture into illegal territory (at least here in australia). I know this because it happened to a classmate back in high school. He was 16, his girlfriend was 13, they fucked, and now he can't ever get a working with children's check and cannot work with kids, because 16 is of age and 13 isn't. And it is really really normal in my small town for Grade 12 boys to date grade 7 girls, and the relationship isn't great. A lot of these kids are influenced by media, just media in general. Whether be a show they are probably too young to watch or be it fanfics. I know this again, because i had old friends in highschool who would read fics (that would probably considered quite normal all things considered) about romanticising abusive relationships to the point that they craved a relationship like that because they felt a normal healthy relationship was too boring.

I'm also not against fucked up shit. I like reading and writing about psychological torture and cannibalism and what not. Evil media doesn't make people evil, video games and fics about violence and murder don't make people crave violence. For some it's a cathartic, for others it's just interesting. But when abusive relationships/actions are shown to be normal or even fun and exciting, that's where stuff gets murky. It's been proven movies that have plots where men spy on women getting dressed and the women are just okay with it normalises the idea that women are always performing for men and men can just sexualise women whenever they want. It's also been proven that movies that have men saying "hey don't do that" the other men sexualising women also impacts the viewer and their beliefs. There are movies that showcase women being stalked. One is a horror movie and the other is a rom com. They are both about the same thing with similar plots just framed in different ways. When i write about fucked up stuff like cannibalism, i do it to evoke a sense of disgust. Not really a sense "oh that's bad, that's evil!" but rather a sense of "why would someone do that?". A way that's meant to make you question whether it's a normal thing or an evil thing. Who's to say really? But i don't romantise that (or at least I sure hope I don't) mainly cus idk, seems like a weird thing to romantising? Considering I have bad intrusive thoughts about this kind of shit? I guess that's also why i don't react well to certain things, I have a lot of fucked up intrusive thoughts that have impacted me and life and made normal things hard. So i guess i get confused seeing people genuinely enjoy this sorts of things that have plagued me for so long.

I'm not saying media needs to exist to teach only good things, i think life would be boring. But though it's fiction, fiction affect real life. Like, all the time. So many things are affected by fictional works, so to just say "it's just fiction" is a little wild to me, i guess. The only solutions I can think of atm is

a) we stop making stories with fucked up shit in it

or

b) we stop being influenced by fiction

neither will ever fully happen, because fucked up shit can be fun to read and people often try to make reality fit to fiction.

Honestly, the bigger issue is less so the 13yo fic writers but rather the hollywood bigshots who write the new most influential movie. But it can be so easy to get caught up with "low hanging fruit" that we miss the bigger issue.

Kids are going to be curious about fucked up shit and I'd much rather they read something that makes them question the morality of it than something that outright condemns OR romanticises it (depending on what the "it" in question is, cus some things should never be okay and some things are just blown way out of proportion)

(sorry if this comes across as hostile, i'm not trying to be mean or anything i just struggle with tone)

Listen, I hate pro shippers and my 'beliefs' probably align with antis, but like?? Actual people who embrace being an anti?? They are so weird, it's literally just an excuse for them to harass people. A lot of them exhibit the same "incel" behaviour that pro shippers do. Like dude, you can hate pedophilia, talk shit about someone for liking that and NOT BE RACIST?? ITS NOT THAT HARD??? HOW DOES RACE EVEN GET PULLED INTO THIS??? Literally, people keep talking about how "japan was a mistake and everyone there should die because blah blah blah" bro literally every proshipper i've ever encountered was a fucking white american, what are you on about?? You guys understand that certain states in america still allow CHILD MARRIGE, RIGHT?? STOP ACTING HOLIER THAN THOU

[lacrimosathedark]

Does Deadpool Collect Kids?

Here I am in Spideypool Hell, which results in me looking at the closest people to both of them. I sort of grew up with Spider-Man (video games, cartoons, and movies long before I ever touched a comic) so of course I’m looking at Deadpool first. Who doesn’t love new information? Treading old ground is boring!

(Also Spiderverse shit is confusing. So. Many. Spiders.)

And I came to the realization that Wade’s kind of...surrounded by kids.

Of course he has a kid (multiversely he has a few) but he’s close with more than just that kid.

So here is what I think of as Wade Wilson’s Pseudo-Family aka Kids Who Put Up With His Shit. Be prepared for way too many pictures.

Eleanor Camacho

This adorable baby is Ellie. She’s eight-ish years old (maybe nine or ten now? comic book time is weird) and currently Wade’s only canon child in main continuity. Her whole situation is a bit complicated, but Wade loves her more than anything in the world. And actually, she was a lowkey fan of Deadpool before she knew he was her dad. She loves her dad and she even goes behind her foster mom’s back to try to get him to visit, said foster mom being SHIELD Agent Emily Preston. Wade has forgotten she exists (again) to protect her (AGAIN) but she watches news reports about him and actually interfered with a killing mission he had in a theme park her class happened to have a field trip to.

She’s a baby Spideypool shipper too.

Ellie is Wade’s weak spot, and he only tells people about her if he trusts them. The ones that come to mind are people he likes, namely Shiklah, Spidey, and Rogue, as well as two kids further down on this list. Wolverine and Captain America know too, but because they were part of the mission where he found out about her. Super Soldier team-up.

Also, here’s her in the future. She’s a badass.

I love her so much.

Warda Wilson

(Full disclosure, I did minor editing on this panel because this is the one image of her full body without her mask and they gave her pupils that she has in no other panels and it bothered me so I fixed it)

Wade’s daughter in the 2099 future with his ex-wife, succubus and monster queen Shiklah, and she goes by Deadpool. She had a vendetta against Wade at first for supposedly betraying Shiklah and held him captive. But Ellie rescued him, they cleared things up, and they work together as a family, all three of them, plus brain-ghost Preston.

Deathpool

Exclusive to the video game Marvel Strike Force, but she’s so neat I had to include her. Literally born from “the power of love” between Deadpool and Death, she takes over her mom’s job but is a total daddy’s girl; he trained her to wield weapons and be a quippy little shit, and until he was snapped by Thanos because he’s got issues, she’d visit him on occasion.

(She doesn’t have a canon “normal” name, but I like the name Evita Wilson. It rearranges the letter of the word “vitae” which is Latin for “life” and y’know irony. Plus Evita is the name of both a musical and a Madonna album and you cannot tell me Wade wouldn’t love that)

Itsy Bitsy

Not a friendly, but biologically his daughter (and Spidey’s) from Evil Science Shenanigans. Formerly Susan Mary, a play on “Mary Sue”. She calls both of them “daddy” and even wears a Spiderpool emblem shirt. She’s pretty extreme. Bloodthirsty. Wade actually had to stop Spidey from killing her because Peter was so scared of her and someone was messing with his head. He cut Wade’s head off to try to keep him from interfering. It was kinda nuts. Wade ended up doing what he thought was killing her to keep Spidey’s hands clean. She’s not gone though...

Master Matrix

Another Spideypool kid, no shit. A good one too! And a rare boy on this list! A robot of some type discovered by Richard and Mary Parker, so already hitting home for Peter. After a short villainous confusion after waking from stasis, he was basically taken under Spider-Man’s and Deadpool’s wings and called them both “Father”. The arc is literally officially titled “My Two Dads”. They act like his parent and it’s just *chefs kiss* It’s a whole thing. MM gives off weird vibes, but all in all, he just wants to help. He’s a good boy!

He even gets them to hug!

He then proceeds to send them on a bonding road trip with just...so much Spideypool. That’s where the “Why are you holding my hand?” “It helps me focus.” comes from. And so much fourth-wall breaking and writer interference. Spidey even plays along with Wade’s fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans even though he doesn’t believe it. It’s the best.

Now we move to ones who aren’t his kids!

Gwendolyne Poole

Gwenpool and Deadpool weren’t chummy at first; she didn’t read his book and thought he was too “lol memes”. But they actually got to be pretty friendly. They’re buddies now.

He helped Gwen when she was having an existential crisis and is currently the caretaker of her pet Jeff the Land Shark who is the cutest thing and I love him. He even dresses as Gwen once to make Jeff happy it’s adorable.

I also think he rocks Gwen’s look. He looks great.

Ellie Phimister

Everyone knows about Negasonic Teenage Warhead from the movies where they have that affectionate deadpan snark between them. When they first met, Wade’s group had been contracted to kidnap her. She evaded everyone else, but when met with Deadpool who literally tried to talk her into being kidnapped, she had a vision where he said he wouldn’t leave her behind, and she literally just surrenders.

When Wade finds out what is happening to his targets, he goes in to save her. She has a particular loyalty to Wade and sticks by him pretty much no matter what, but she gradually settles into that deadpan sarcasm.

She takes his nonsense with a straight face and doesn’t tolerate his bullshit. Or at least snarks right back at him.

She’s also one of the few who for sure know about the other Ellie, Eleanor, and looks out for her.

Gabrielle Kinney

A little unexpected, but adorable! Gabby Kinney, also known as Scout or Honey Badger, which is amazing. She don’t give a FUCK. She’s a clone of Laura Kinney, aka X-23 and Wolverine, who is another clone daughter of Logan/James/OG Wolverine. She and Wade bonded over their scars and they’re besties now.

There aren’t a whole lot of instances of Wade and Gabby together, but every SINGLE one is absolute gold. They’re so fucking CUTE. Prepare for so many panels.

Have you seen anything more precious? Best friends.

Evan Sabahnur

Formerly Kid Apocalypse, also known as Genesis. Long story, but pretty much explained in the above page. Wade in particular was determined to save him, as killing him didn’t sit right for some reason, and he was certain that despite everything, Evan was a good kid. When shit went down and Evan didn’t think he could return to the Academy, Wade took him in. Like, brought him to the home he bought across the street from Eleanor and the Prestons.

Wade even says he’ll never have a son, (this is before MM, but it’s funny cuz biologically and multiversely, he does only have daughters) but if he did he’d like him to be like Evan, which is hilarious to me. But that kinda makes what Wade says super sweet.

He also saves Ellie.

Haruka Hida

From Deadpool Samurai, she goes by Sakura-Spider and is a blatant Peter Parker rip-off. Literally she lives with her Aunt Mei and her Uncle Tsutomu which the kanji can also be read as Ben. No shit. The only real difference is the spider bit her on her face and it scarred, hence the spots under her eye. BUT she’s Deadpool’s partner in Japan and she’s super cute. Typical manga protag girl but what can you expect?

(Legit buy them they’re super fun and it’s worth it especially if you like manga it’s so dumb and I love it please buy it)

Neiro Aratabi

Another Deadpool: Samurai character. As said above, she’s an idol in Japan. She’s bonded to an amnesiac symbiote she calls Kage (in case you aren’t up on Japanese, it’s pronounce like “kah-gay” and it means shadow). They like chocolate. She doesn’t get a lot of screen time, but she’s happy being part of the team. She’s content as long as people think she’s cute, for, of course, over-dramatic very anime reasons.

That is ELEVEN CHILDREN. And I’m a newb, this might not even be all of the kids he’s close to!

For comparison, Bruce Wayne has SIX kids (Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim, Duke, and Damian). He has a few other pseudo-kids, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, and maybe Helena Bertinelli and Maps Mizoguchi, but like...dude.

I need everyone to know that Deadpool is good with kids.

[beeindaclouds]

I have another request! Could u do hcs dsmp babysitting child!reader? Maybe a lil scenario?

Welcome back to my inbox haha

Yes, I had this idea for a while but I didn't know if anybody would have read it so thank you for the request <3

I'll probably make another version where the DSMP are kids too 👀

DSMP babysitting Child!Reader pt. 1

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Philza, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers

A.N: I don't really need to say this but, just in case some sickos get the wrong idea, this is strictly PLATONIC.

Request are OPEN

❝ Dream ❞

He has younger siblings, so he for sure knows what to do with children

Absolutely loves to pick you up and like throw you in the air while you giggle away

He cannot say no to you. Even if he is streaming or editing, if you come running to him and pull on his leg to get his attention so you can play his answer is 9/10 times "yes"

That 1/10 times is when he is almost done and just wants to quickly get it over with. But he'll keep you on his lap while he's finishing things up

Spoils you. A lot. Even after your parents told him that he didn't need to, he gave you gifts anyway

Yall know that tik tok audio "can I touch your kitties?", yeah that happened when youw wanted to pat Patches

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

This could go two ways. He is either good at it or freezes and doesn't know what to do.

He's good, not great, with kids. It's when they start going crazy or cry that he does not know what to do

If he is babysitting you at his house you love to run around and paly with his things

Definitely stole his glasses once, he took a picture and sent it to your parents

He, after asking your parents permission of course, brought you on stream with him after you begged him many many times

You two did a cooking stream, need I say more?

It turned more into a "food fight" then a cooking stream

You did end up tiring yourself to the point where you fell asleep in George's arms, chat went crazy

Also you like to talk to the Dream guy on George's phone

❝ Sapnap ❞

If I'm not wrong he has younger siblings, so again, knows what he's doing

Doesn't mean that he's perfect at it tho

He mostly entertains you with videogames

Your parents had to warn him many times about not leaving you on the computer for to long

I feel like his cheeks are quite squishy, so you constantly pull and play witht them, he has no choice but to surrender

You.two.make.pillow.forts.

He definitely roleplays with you. Sometimes you're the knight in shining armor who has to save teddy (your plushie) from the evil grasps of Lord Sapnap

The roles and scenarios change based on what you two felt like that day

He brought you on a call with Quackity and Karl once, where you asked if they were the boy friends he always talked about

The three of them understood it as boyfriends not boy friends and all had a laugh

But they made you believe that they were all dating, they would do that, I don't take no as an answer

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

I feel like childrens like him

His voice just seems so child friendly

He'd be awkward with childrens at first but then does a whole 360 and becomes the best babysitter ever

You live the life of luxury with this man. You two watch cartoons togheter, you play some games, he cooks you deserts, he has a puppy, what more could a kid want?

He's definitely the type to cook deserts with vegetables in them to trick you into eating healthy

You love to play with Rat and he will sometimes supervise you, just to make sure you're not being too rough with her

Reads you bedtime stories and his soothing voice will put you to sleep in no time

He's also very good at comforting you

Wouldn't bring you on stream but he presented you to Skeppy when they were both video calling

Skeppy kept on telling you that he and Bad were dating and you weren't having none of it

Bad had a blast as you and Skeppy were "arguing" about who would marry Bad in the future

❝ Skeppy ❞

He's the cool babysitters

Even tho he barely has experience

Yes, he as a sister, but that does not mean he's good with kids

But he somehow still manages

When I say cool babysitter, I mean let's you stay up late to watch TV, let's you eat junk food, you know the opposite of what your parents told him but, they don't need to know right?

He makes you play Minecraft for a video

100% lets you help him prank Bad by acting like you were Skeppy's adopted child

Bad got so confused

Also takes pictures of you in his merch, even if they are way to big on you

Shares them on twitter, with permission of course

You like to stay on his back because it makes you feel tall and Skeppy enjoys hearing your joyful glee's

❝ Quackity ❞

The only reason why he'd actually be great with kids is becuse he can sometimes act like one /pos

He has to keep you away from his cat, you never know when it might scratch you

Will watch Cocomelon with you and you can't say otherwise.

Sometimes will play you songs, or let you sing as he plays the guitar, so that you can later show your parents what you learned

After asking permission he brought you on one of his streams, you both played some games on GirlsGoGames and "ew"ed at the disgusting ones

He also let's you play Minecraft with his character while he's on a videocall with whoever was online

I imagine Tommy being online and you three just cause so much chaos

Quackity teaches you how to attack Tommy, while the british boy is just trying to stay alive cause you're doing a lot of damage

You have many times tried to take of his beanie and have succeeded once, when he gave you permission to take it off

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Starts off awkward, he doesn't know what to do, what you like, ect.

But after you both warm up to eachother everything goes smoothly

He loves to watch with you old cartoons that he watched as a kid

You like to ask questions about certain characters and things that are happening in the episode and he is very happy to answer you

He's a cuddler, so he'll keep you safe and warm whenever he can

It's probably that one babysitter you get a crush on but they're too old for you

He once brought you on a MrBeast set

You hid behind Karl most of the time but later got comfortable and ran around like you were high on sugar lol

You, Karl and Chris had a blast togheter

You fell asleep after the long day and Karl made sure to be super gentle and quiet while taking you back home

Part Two

A.N: I'm making this into two parts because I felt like it lol

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Deltarune Theory: Ralsei is a guide for the script

It feels crazy that Deltarune Chapter 2 has only been out for like, what, two weeks? As of the time I’m writing this, and yet, there has already been so much secret hunting and speculation over this. Not even the full game, and people already go crazy over it. Naturally, I am part of this craze. In fact I was one of the people that played it as soon as it dropped.

And, I thought it was only me, but, at least for a little while, Ralsei’s behavior struck me as… odd. Not outwardly malicious, but just… odd. Particularly the first bit of the game, it was just so… happy and convenient? And Ralsei was at the center of it all, orchestrating it, making sure everything happened accordingly.

Eventually, that initial feeling of distrust went away, but… not quite. And it seems a lot of people began to feel the same way, pointing out bits about Ralsei that are just… out of place. Things that didn’t seem to stand out in the first chapter, are now popping out about him.

Questions include:

How does he know about what’s outside the Dark World, about the school?

How does he know about the game mechanics and call them out by names?

Why is he so interested in keeping the balance between only Kris acting and him and Susie doing magic?

Why does he seem so eager to dismiss what happened with Spamton NEO?

Why doesn’t he turn into stone or even get weak at any point during the time he spends in Cyber World?

Are the parts of his name and design connecting to the Dreemurr’s intentional, and if so, what does that mean for his relation to Kris?

How and why does he take player control away to look at what Susie is doing? Why must he wait until Kris is willing to do it? What does he tell them when he succeeds in this?

Now, I don’t intend to pose here “a supreme theory to rule them all”, I’m just a guy having fun and I’ve seen people voice particularly similar ideas to this one I’ve had, so I want to at least try to answer these questions through a relatively simple idea that would, almost entirely, immediately answer ALMOST all the doubts.

First, let’s start with some steps to build up this idea. For one, we know for a fact that Ralsei holds knowledge over game mechanics and may even break the fourth wall at times.

But we also know that Ralsei’s design resembles a lot of characters from Undertale we know and were fond of. For one, he can be likened to Toriel in the sense that he is the one to give you the first tutorial of the game and his clothes resemble her original outfit as well. Another connection, much more common, that people have made is that he is like Asriel, no doubt due to his name being an anagram, but also due to the fact he is also a cute young goat.

I would like to do a complete turn around here though, and say I do not think any of this points to Ralsei being related to Kris in the familial sense, for more than one reason, but my main one being that I don’t think Toby would be as frankly disgusting as to imply such a thing when there is so so much teasing in the direction of Ralsei possibly having a crush on Kris. I mean… really, Toby?

You know, I’m not too sure this would be the smartest idea, Mr. Fox, but alright.

However, I do think all these hints in his design and name have a purpose. And it has to do with how us, the fandom, see these two characters. For one, they are very beloved characters, and Toriel is one that we associate with her tutorials and guidance, whereas Asriel is one that people have yearned to see more in action. They are back, in a sense, but not present in our adventures so far.

What I’m getting at is that Ralsei is specifically designed to be the darling of the fandom. He is made to be loved, to be trusted, to cause feelings in us that make us want to protect him and accept his advice. This, in a way, also affects the in-universe characters who see him, as Susie put it: “as a big portable teddy bear”, whose job is “giving hugs”.

And I don’t just mean this in a character design way, like “oh wow Toby was so smart to make a perfectly marketable boy!” No. I think Ralsei exists as a meta element, his form being a direct manifestation of what we want to see.

He looks like that because he wants us to see him and lower our guard and expect his guidance. Remember how his form was shadowy and vague throughout all of chapter 1 until the very end of it and how he poofs into nothing but a pile of clothes in both chapters so far, no matter what form he’s in? What if he’s a shapeshifter? What if Ralsei isn’t even his real name? That certainly would explain why he says he doesn’t know what being Ralsei-like is like.

Ralsei? Ralsei? Oh God he’s gone.

Now, do I think he’s lowering our guard in the sense of leaving us vulnerable for an attack? Not exactly. I think it's so we learn to accept him…

Accept that he is a GUIDE for the game’s script. His entire existence hinges on guiding the main characters, specially Kris, throughout the story, and making sure the whole story, all seven chapters, play out exactly as planned.

You see, Ralsei isn’t evil. His goal is pretty simple, actually: guide us, the player, throughout the game, making us feel as safe and happy and secure. In that sense, of course he pushes so hard towards the pacifist route. After all, that’s the one that’s closer to a completionist route, as the sparing + recruiting mechanic adds more characters to your town, and therefore more content. He wants you to see all this content and get the most enjoyment out of it. His code urges him to bring you the best experience possible.

This would also answer why he does that thing with taking our control away from Kris and to watch Susie’s shenanigans. Because it’s satisfying to us. Notice how stressed out and pushy he gets in the alternate route when Susie comes out of Noelle’s room without being able to let us see what happened. He knows he messed up, something went wrong. He was supposed to let us see, so that we wouldn’t be bored, because God forbid the players be bored.

Just imagine this going through his head.

He also seems to genuinely care about Kris and Susie, and with good reason, as he knows these are the protagonists, and he is supposed to care for their well being too and ensure they reach their goal. I do think, however, there is a good amount of being genuine in his care, as he has no reason to react so boldly sometimes to either of them, showing outrage or affection in pretty telling ways. He isn’t heartless despite carrying out this job.

However it is also worth noting, for all his care, he cannot do the one thing that Kris would desire the most: free them from our grasp. And that is his ultimate failure towards them, and may end up creating conflict later on in the game.

From, here, there are two possible pathways:

Ralsei does not know about the dilemma Kris is going through, and believes Kris is entirely oblivious and passive towards being in a video game. He may even end up being the final boss to fight, as he desperately tries to keep everything on rails while Kris very much does not care for any of that.

Ralsei is entirely aware of what’s going on with Kris, after all, everything in a game’s design is planned, even the cutscenes, therefore even Kris’ struggles. Ralsei knows of the fate that lies ahead, that Kris will eventually be free, how it all ends. But to get there… is still a road ahead.

I think Ralsei’s affection towards Kris will definitely be explored in the later chapters. Not just because of the teasing we’ve been getting, but, if Ralsei really is a guide of the game’s code and script, what would that mean for him to get so attached towards the character the player is controlling?

Ralsei will have to make a choice. He will either recognize Kris is suffering and cannot wait any longer, or be faced with possibly having to fight them himself. This is why those two pathways matter as well. If he doesn’t know, his choice will come later and it will be an unpleasant surprise for him to find out the game universe is breaking apart around him with the self awareness of certain characters. If he does know, however, his choice is NOW, and waiting for the inevitable will be torture.

Just how long until he breaks? Or will he keep the facade until the very last chapter?

Like I said, I don’t intend this theory to be the biggest, most revealing and coherent theory. But… It could add a very interesting layer to Ralsei’s character, as well as answer many questions posed beforehand. He knows the school layout and game controls because he is part of the code. He can get to the other Dark World’s easily and remain unharmed because the game demands him to be. He looks like this so that we love him. He wants to give us the most fulfilling Castle Town so that we will love the game. He doesn’t protest even when Kris does things like try to give him the thorn ring, because to him, everything will be okay anyway. Everything he is, is for us. He isn’t evil or malicious per se, he just opposes Kris’ biggest need.

But he may have gotten himself attached. And that may be a clue to sparing him if he does become a final boss.

But! Tell me what you thought of this theory! Do you think it’s way too weird and farfetched, or do you think it’s possible that it could happen? Or maybe you agree with some stuff but not with other stuff? Go ahead and tell me!