#good clearance

[notmusa]

dragonite mega (blocks??? idk) are 70% off ($9.99 instead of $32.99) & certain animal crossing legos are 50% off at target rn

for your health!!!

[capricioussun]

In the spirit of it's almost christmas and also uf papyrus monday, while I scramble to draw something, in the meantime, here are some Words

I wouldn't say he was bad at gift giving at first, not by underground standards, but I would imagine as far as "traditional" gifting goes, he was atrocious. He would've been giving people knives, explosives, weapons of any variety really, an assortment of poisons, poison test strips (to make sure you're not being poisoned), leather armor, etc. He'd be so excited to give people knives. He probably made them himself.

He gets really intense about wrapping. He thinks bags are lazy so he will try to wrap anything and everything, although he makes a slight exception for putting clothes in a box first. And the wrapped things have to be wrapped in a way you cannot necessarily make out what they are and it must look nice so you can imagine the trials this skeleton puts himself through making that work.

He didn't know what mistletoe was for a while and just put it everywhere alongside the holly and other greenery. Luckily no one else knew either but I'd imagine it would've caused some chaos in multiverse scenarios lol

He really loves wearing Santa hats.

He has special christmas/Gyftmas pyjamas Frisk and Toriel gifted him a few years post-surfacing, they're very cozy and he got reindeer slippers to match them (he got a pair of snowman ones for Sans too, totally only bc they were on sale and for no other reason, and Sans totally only wears them bc they're warm and for no other reason)

He has a love/hate relationship with playing in the snow (snowball fights, making a snowman, etc) and honestly he couldn't tell you why (it's ptsd)

Aside from that he does actually really love the snow. Loves watching it or going for walks while it's snowing.

He would looove making a gingerbread house and decorating it with Frisk and MK. He probably recruits them to help decorate baked things regularly, but it's not too common he'd join them like that

For the sake of this not being miles long, I will stop there, but I really love thinking of uf papyrus (and the whole crew too honestly) during the holidays <3

[wanoboywednesday]

its so awesome that sanji has jinbe on the crew now so they can share their love of gaudy hawaiian shirts

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I usually plan some sort of volunteer work for my department's end-of-quarter team bonding exercise (mandatory of course, because the guys upstairs are allergic to giving me free time).

This year, my senior manager thought DAMN's daycare would be a good place to volunteer at.

How do I tell this uninformed unempowered man that said daycare is in fact part of a magical school where we'd no doubt see things that would send a covert officer into a coma, and so sending a group of mostly uninformed office workers anywhere near that campus is a terrible idea?

Suggestions or prayers are welcome.

[wildsaltair]

I am standing at attention awaiting command, my general

[abirddogmoment]

frozen baby in a frozen landscape

[pastelaspirations]

Does ink has disorder of any kind?

I assume this is related to Ink in Perseverance lol. Okay, s o. I tend to write Ink with some tendencies that I have because it's easier to write more realistic depictions of things if I draw from my own life as inspiration lmao. As such, the only thing I am confident saying he has is social anxiety, as that is the only thing that I'm officially diagnosed with.

That said, I've seen people comment that he displays depressive tendencies, as well as having vivid flashbacks and tends to dissociate as what is sometimes typical of PTSD. Since I mostly write these things based off of personal experience, I am hesitant to say he has these things lol, especially since "mental health testing" doesn't exist in my world as much.

Does that mean he doesn't have them?? E e e e h h. Let's just say the only thing I am 100% sure in saying he has is social anxiety✧˖°.

[magicicephoenix]

NIX !!!!! i am eating your designs of the rest of the dca who cast. they're so good aaa

now my question is, how much like jack is bonnie. does he keep a gun in his ass. did he kiss y/n (or previous companion) and moon, OH and is torchwood a thing 👀 i ask only the most important questions here

thank you!! i'm so happy with them, i'm glad people like 'em too :)

and Bonnie's... a good amount like Jack. yes he's got weapons all over him. he's at least kissed Y/N's hand as a greeting, absolutely kissed past companions, and hasn't kissed Moon. Torchwood is a thing!! but Bonnie isn't nearly as involved with it as Jack is; he's a traveler at his heart and can't handle sticking around for too long at a time. he checks in often enough but isn't considered a stable member.

[the-monkeies-girl]

Idk if anyone’s curious but this is my face and this cactus dress I got… I would simply die for it thank you

[anemicjellyfish]

I've never been an artist, but I hope Stolas appreciates my painting of this wooden thingy I got from the craft store (whenever I set up his altar, that is). The unpainted one is on the right.

The moon in the middle is actually a silver color, the little moons on the top are light pink, and everything but the background is glittery paint!

I added two constellations: Orion and Leo. Orion was the first constellation I learned; I still remember standing in my parent's yard late at night and my dad teaching me that the stars I loved so much made shapes and had names.

Also Leo. Because I'm one of those.

Can't believe I'm making an altar after all these years...

[masked-disciple]

so I had the WILDEST drive home from work and the only way I can explain this is 4chan greentext so let's go. longish post sorry about that

>be me, call centre employee

>10min to closing

>some lady calls in two hours too late for tomorrow, on a conference call w/ me and her friend

>takes sixty seconds from going about what she wants me to do, to telling me about her murdered four year old son who died in 1985 because of arson

>it's gonna be that kind of evening isn't it.png

>finish that, start to drive home on my motorcycle

>nice full moon, lots of visibility

>no less than three bonkers ass people who flash their blinker once before zooming into the other lane

>oh strife these people are going to kill me.png

>get near my offramp

>SOME ASSHOLE IS SHOOTING FIREWORKS OVER THEIR FENCE ONTO THE HIGHWAY

>OH STRIFE WHAT THE FUCK

>surprise motorcycle obstacle course at 110km/h dodging lit ass fireworks

>survive, turn onto main street

>fucker in front of me pulls over at a bus stop

>asshole pulls right back out right in front of me

>oh shit

>throw on my turn signal, shoulder check to see if I can move tf out of that guy's way before I hit him

>NOPE guy right beside-behind me

>fucker zooms up and cuts off the other lane about six car lengths up

>guy beside-behind me backs off, flashes his high beams to let me in

>cheers mate

>switch lanes at the light because other lane's empty, salute that guy again

>give fucker the finger as I pass him, notice his stupid ass custom license plate

>turn towards the store

>fucker's right behind me also turning in, consider seeing where he parks so I can yell "BRO PLEASE LOOK NEXT TIME" at him

>eh. park at bicycle rack beside a sweet ass honda, the posts, and a pillar

>security immediately pops me to tell me to park elsewhere

>"nah man bike goes at the bike rack. I'll be back in ten, good luck getting a tow here before I'm out"

>in and out in five, the other biker's there, compliment his bike

>two minutes later on other, badly lit main street, five pedestrians all wearing all black cross the road real slow right beside me

>guy behind me has to slam on the brakes to not hit them

>make it home somehow

>call the fire department about the asshole firework people on the highway because fireworks are illegal

>complain about this to my family, fireworks are apparently because it's some Indian holiday tonight

>apparently the local Indian separatist movement is why some guy got knifed recently

>apparently the leader guy who got murdered at the gurdwara was murdered by the Indian government

>apparently the Indian government funds half the local gangs????

>what the fuck man

>friday night full moons make everyone go crazy I guess

[theeminentlyimpractical]

[legoobsessionist]

[officialkendallroy]

has anyone of you guys read real life by brandon taylor and would you recommend it?

[thatonequeeraunt]

So season 3 good Omens do yall think Supreme archangel Aziraphale is going to try to search for Crowley's angel name

[livvyofthelake]

saw a tiktok that was like. Daily Affirmations: my work crush doesn’t like me. and now i’m like wow i wish i could send this directly to all of my new high schooler coworkers. who are all really annoyingly obsessed with our one male manager because he’s The Chill Manager. you may have seen me refer to this man before (it’s different when EYE love him because we are the same age. the high schoolers being obsessed with him is weird as hell and he DOES need to stop encouraging this) back in winterspring i was doing a lot of opening shifts with him and i was joking that we had the king and lionheart dynamic. which was real at the time but not so much the vibe now just because like. the vibe has shifted idk i work different shifts there’s different other managers i’m technically promoted there’s all these new people i don’t care about. the vibe is different. anyway. don’t care for these high schoolers and their obsession with him. especially because they’re like actual assholes sometimes to my friend managers… (they used to just work here and then two managers left and they got promoted) (i also technically got promoted at the same time but they rank above me and do more shit that i don’t want to do so like. obviously i’m not bitter or jealous about it. like if i had to manage a bunch of teenagers that didn’t respect me i might cry every single day) (which is happening to one of them fr. they’re literally such assholes to her sometimes it’s crazy like she’s not even as mean to you people as she should be…) not to side with like. The Man or whatever but unfortunately i’m not a teenager with a part time job i go to when i don’t have soccer practice so i cannot relate to the proletariat in this situation… like i knowww they’re seeing my girl as Bitch Manager and it’s making me hate them soooo bad. like you idiots can’t even fold jeans correctly!! i hate you!!!!