unfortunatelyaaron

[unfortunatelyaaron]

... Sure.

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

All parts of you, actually. You in your entirety, Ell.

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Correct, I didn't. You ever wonder where lifelong regret comes from?

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Should've tossed you in that old laundry bin when I had the chance.

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

So now you want stickers, I see 😒

Sure, but your options are limited to the stickers with corny puns.

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Tried to use stickers to motivate Elliott in grade school. It never worked but I figured I’d keep them since plastic waste is bad and all that.

Found a bunch in a box of old school things a few weeks back and started using them when returning any paper report at work because I was bored and I'm pretty damn sure no one looks at my notes anyways.

Yesterday, I overheard that apparently several of my team members are in a competition to get the most different kinds of stickers. They’ve been getting reports back to me multiple days earlier than usual.

So, I guess they do work.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Favorite dinosaur-> go!

Stegosaurus.

Look at their backs. So fucking cool.

I wrote a kid's essay in middle school in exchange for this thing. Still worth it.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I suppose not. -_-

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Only slightly. You could've asked for help if you needed it.

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Save me the horrified expressions of the audience 🙄

Also I know you stole my psych notes. Found them in your room after you moved out. To think you kept the evidence. Tsk tsk.

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

What kinds of toys does Little Guy like?

Mostly plushies. He really likes this red bird for some reason. Threw a whole fit when I had to take it away to fix a tear.

On the other hand, he hates this Lego cat Smartass bought. Had to put it in a closet since he kept smacking it until the ear broke off.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I can express love just fine, you menace. I'll admit he's cute sometimes, but I can't 'love' him after just two months taking care of him.

Also don't try to psychoanalyze me. I'll bring up your high school psych grades, don't try me.

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

The little guy needs to learn responsibility! If he's going to live here for free, he better keep us from getting robbed at least. Putting him in charge while we're gone hardly means anything substantial.

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

He's... not a terrible house companion. Doesn't make too many messes, so I tolerate him.

Well of course "my" just referred to the fact that it was the cat living in my house. And "dapper", well he looked quite nice in the ten minutes he could stand the bowtie. Surely I don't need to decode all these adjectives for you, Eli?

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Just because his stay has been longer than we anticipated doesn't add substance to the idea of us keeping him. Cats live long lives! Deciding if we're emotionally and financially capable of living with another creature for at least a decade isn't just an easy everyday decision.

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

And I still don't.

But suddenly dropping him off at a random shelter seems cruel since he's just gotten comfortable with us. And he seems to be doing well alone for most of the work day, so there's no rush to kick him out.

It's not definite that we're keeping him. 🙄

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Look at that smile! My dapper little guy.

That's the smile of a cat who knows he's getting everything he's ever wanted.

Spoiled baby 😒