unfortunatelyaaron

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Noted. My rebuttal:

There’s still purple hair clogging up my shower drain. 😒

@dreamwalker-elliott

You should let me dye your hair

[unfortunatelyaaron]

You made me help you dye it when you were twelve. Whatever life is left in that bird nest is begging for mercy at this point.

@dreamwalker-elliott

You should let me dye your hair

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I hate to break it to you but Elliott is unfortunately (and predictably) a menace.

Yes, I have hair istg.

@dreamwalker-elliott

You should let me dye your hair

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Excuse you? My hair is flawless. Jealousy is unbecoming, Eli. Perhaps there's a reason that your hair needs so much upkeep, mm?

@dreamwalker-elliott

You should let me dye your hair

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Thank you, Eli.

Professionalism and the works.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

next person to call Ollie boring gets shot in the leg

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Professionalism and the works.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Good game, I suppose. 🙄

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Update: I already cook and do the dishes most days anyways. 😒

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Sure, but love won't make the pancakes less charcoal.

Course. 👍

And I would say in your dreams, but you know enough to make those even the slightest bit realistic.

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

We've established your partner is biased. 😒 

Yeah, I know. I got those rubber gloves you used to use.

We're on then. I look forward to hearing you grumble around the kitchen sink.

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Nope.

You can deal with a bit of goop 🙄

Also, read and weep, dream gremlin.

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

...

I'm re-evaluating that bet for the sake of my kitchen...

How about we change it to doing the dishes? Low risk of burning the house down.

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Air hockey rematch years later except this time a certain someone isn't allowed to block the goal with his arms.

@dreamwalker-elliott, loser cooks breakfast tomorrow.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Today is not the day.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Today is not the day.

[unfortunatelyaaron]

Today is not the day.