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Drank caffeine, not for the first time but I rarely ever drink caffeine cuz I donât want to but I did today cuz I was curious. Had a Mountain Dew which I donât think is much caffeine and Iâm like, super tired with a headache. Dunno if theyâre correlated but I donât think Iâm ever drinking caffeine again if I can help it
#good chance that this is coincidental#butâŠ#idk#Iâve always been curious about how caffeine effects me#and so far itâs either made me more tired or itâs done nothing#I mightâve not had much caffeine anyways#smiles rambles
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the absolute state of my tomodachy life
#kommento#tomomoelifing#// yknow considering the nature of this game and how ive done nothing with the save editor besides remove time penalty this is all umm#// very coincidental. also funny how i refuse to timeskip on acnh but i do it with THIS of all games. and i trans genders#// i didnt expect mimi and adachi to actually become best friends with the handful of good buddies he ended up having#// everyone wants mimi so bad the moment they divorced from margaret and transed their gender adachi came running after? i know what you ar#// okay granted i dont have a lot of adults on the island but i didnt think he'd jump on the chance that fast. MAY NAGSESELOS BA DITO??#// i think it's also funnier after the divorce beause both of them started hanging out with adachi separately. so is he like. yknow.#// this game is ridiculous what do you mean ive spent 11 hours on it since yesterday#// this game proving my statement that mimi ps2 DOES have mii hair .
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COOPER MY FRIEND COOPERRRR HAPPY BIRTHDAY đ„łđđ„łđđ„łđ i hope youâre having a great day dude!! đđđđđ
WAAA THANK YOU RHIAN!!! i am having a VERY good day so far!! :)
#tmos opens mail#toasttedbaguels#it is WILD that im 21 now and its Still Not Processing Entirely but i get the whole day to just hang out + eat good food + play dnd at 2 <3#AND. with my tags changing up i am coincidentally getting chances to use most of them lmfaoo#thanks for the birthday wishes!! đđđ
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Iâd be genuinely shocked if I donât have a gene issue lmao
#I have a few indicators of down syndrome#Like a prenatal fluid test said there was a good chance I would be#And I have this arthritis type thing on my right side pinky finger and toe#That my sister mentioned was also an indicator of downs#My jaw also developed incorrectly and my face is pretty uneven Iâve had surgery already#But I just wonder since my mom assumed it was just genetic#Like my cousin has a similar jaw but I just donât know how coincidental that is#I donât think I have down syndrome but Iâm curious if that indicates other stuff
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Domestic Life ThoughtsâŠ
Jason likes that you need him. He goes weak in the knees when you ask him to open containers because âthe top must be stuck.â He canât help but smile and give a gentle âof course, baby.â
He likes how you drape yourself over him throughout the day. Heâs always touch starved, and it gives him butterflies to think that you want him as much as he does you. He doesnât care to have personal space when it comes to you.
Whenever he gets the chance, Jason cooks for you. He looks up recipes to try out and beams when you compliment him. Whenever you bake, he eats it all in like 48 hours or less. âSorry, babyâ heâll say placing a kiss on your cheek. âIt was too good. I couldnât resist.â
Sometimes, he has nightmares but waking up next to you is a life saver. Once he was confused and grabbed you wrist a little too hard leaving a bruise. He begged for forgiveness and banished himself to living room for a couple of days. Occasionally, he thinks about it, plants gentle kisses there, and gives a soft âso sorry, baby. Itâll never happen again.â
Jason never yells. Even if youâre arguing, he never raises his voice at you. You yelling literally doesnât phase him in the slightest, and, to be honest, angry you is super cute and attractive to him. Despite this, he doesnât act with the intent to upset you. Sometimes, heâs just a dick.
Heâs such a loverboy. The two of you have weekly dates and heâs always bring you back chocolate and flowers. Heâll write poems and love notes and leave them on the night stand for you to find when you get home or wake up. He blushes when he finds little love notes you left in his bag and makes a mental note to thank you for it later. You put a cat sticker on his bike, and itâs his favorite thing. He added a heart sticker next to it because âyou love cats, coincidentally, youâre kinda cat like, and I love you. It works out perfectly.â
It had been years since he celebrated his birthday, so when you decided to dedicate the day to him, he nearly cried. At the end of the night, you gave him a locket with pictures of the two of you and your cats. You had Eternal Sunshine engraved on the front because âThis time with you have been the brightest and warmest days of my life.â At that point, he actually did cry. âYou mean the world to me, babyâ he told you through tears with his head buried in your neck. âIâd do anything for you. My heartâs always been yours. I swear it.â
#my post#jason todd headcanon#jason todd imagine#jason todd fluff#jason todd x reader#jason todd#red hood
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I've seen a lot of doom today. Thank you for the bracing positivity!
Look man, idk if I would call it positivity. I'm fucking furious that the media and/or the billionaire class could have chosen at any time, ANY TIME, to carry out this coordinated ratfucking on Trump, and nope, they did it to Biden. Not coincidentally after he openly started espousing even more leftist/progressive tax and wealth policies. I'm also fairly certain that Putin (who is well used to playing the American elections ratfucking game) is involved here somehow, because he desperately wants Biden out and Trump back in. Two plus two, etc.
The elected Democrats who went along with this and/or who contributed to fucking Biden over also have a hell of a lot to answer for, and I hope we, the voters, let them fucking know. The only way this makes sense is if Biden is actively dying of Covid right now and/or if it's bad enough to permanently damage him. In that case, he might have had a modicum of actual say about this, rather than falling victim to the Anonymous Sources who stabbed him in the back every step of the way.
That said: Kamala is a genuinely good candidate. I am excited to have the chance to vote for her. This does turn the whole Referendum on Two Old White Men With Mental Issues narrative on its head. She might be able to reach some constituencies that Biden couldn't. I don't know for sure if all the Democratic/never-Trump GOP votes will translate, but I am so motherfucking tired of fascists thinking this will be a walk in the park. They asked for this, they fucking got it, people are really fucking mad (including me and like, everyone), and if all this maneuvering gets our first female AND Black president, the fascists are going to absolutely fucking lose it and cry for eons. And idk about you, but I want to see some sore loser fuckboys cry cry cry. I want revenge for 2016. I want Trump dead and fucking gone and yknow, Black women have played a huge role in his bad bad times so far. So it's only fair, I suppose, that Kamala gets the chance to finish the motherfucker off. I don't know if it's positivity, but that's what is fueling me right now. So yeah.
#theorulestheworld#ask#politics for ts#kamala harris 2024#she is electable IF WE SHOW UP AND FUCKING VOTE FOR HER!!!!!
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Making Up After an Argument with: Overblot Gang + Rollo
part 2 with vice housewardens + kalim
on this day, i offer you some hurt/comfort
Itâs been two days. Two long, awkward, and uncomfortable days of silent treatment between you and him. The argument had been pettyâsomething so small that you canât even remember what sparked it. But pride, stubbornness, and a little bit of frustration had taken over, and now, here you are, locked in a stalemate.
Youâve been tiptoeing around each other, avoiding eye contact, pretending not to care. But in reality, the silence feels like itâs stretching forever, and you hate it. You hate the feeling of distance between you, the weight of unspoken words hanging in the air.
You miss him. Even with him just a walk away, it feels like miles.
The realization hits you hard as you sit there, staring at your phone, hoping for a signâany signâthat heâs willing to break first. But of course, nothing comes. Heâs just as stubborn as you are. Maybe even more.
You let out a long, dramatic sigh, slumping back in your seat. Ugh, fine. Iâll be the one to give in this time. Itâs not the first time youâve done it, but it doesnât make it any easier. But deep down, you know you love him too much to let this go on. And you know he loves you too, even if neither of you will say it right now.
Riddle Rosehearts
You sigh dramatically, dragging your feet as you head towards Riddleâs dorm. The argument was dumbâyou know that now. And if anyone could hold onto stubbornness like a grudge, it was Riddle Rosehearts. You, on the other hand, are way too tired of the silence, so itâs time for drastic measures.
As you approach his door, you pause, a silly idea forming in your mind. Whatâs the best way to apologize to someone like Riddle? With a flourish, of course. You rummage through your bag, pull out a red rose you happened to pick up earlierâtotally coincidental, you promise yourselfâand start plotting.
A few minutes later, you knock on his door, taking a deep breath. You hear footsteps, and then the door creaks open, revealing Riddleâs ever-serious face. His eyes flick up to you, then down to the rose in your hand, then back up again. He doesnât say anything, though the faintest hint of curiosity flashes in his eyes.
Time to execute the plan.
You drop to one knee in an exaggerated, overly dramatic fashion, holding the rose high above your head like youâre a knight pledging allegiance to his queen. âMy dearest Riddle, Queen of the Rose Garden, I come bearing an apology for my grievous offense. Iâve come to beg for your forgiveness,â you say, loud enough for the whole dorm to hear.
Riddle's eyes go wide, and for a moment, his face goes completely redânot from anger, but from pure, unfiltered embarrassment. He glances around, hoping no one else is witnessing this absolute spectacle youâre making.
"Please," you continue, voice wobbling as if you're on the verge of tears, "Grant me one more chance to bask in your presence! Your mercy, oh merciful ruler!" You bow dramatically, forehead almost touching the ground.
He sputters, clearly flustered beyond belief. "W-What are you doing? Get up! That's completely unnecessaryâ!"
"No!" You hold up the rose like a peace offering. "Not until you talk to me again! I will stay here on my knees if I must! Forever! Or until I get a cramp, whichever comes first!"
Heâs torn between laughing at the ridiculousness of it and dying from second-hand embarrassment. âThis is ridiculous! Iââ He looks at the rose, then at you, eyes softening just a bit. âFine, fine, just⊠stand up already.â
You spring to your feet, grinning triumphantly. âSo, weâre good?â
Riddle sighs, rubbing his temples. "You're impossible."
âDoes that mean yes?â you ask, batting your eyelashes at him playfully.
âYes. But stop being so dramatic. The whole dorm probably heard youâŠâ
You donât care. You throw your arms around him in a spontaneous hug, and for a second, Riddle freezes, stunned by the unexpected affection. Then, hesitantly, he returns the hug. Heâs still embarrassed, but thereâs a softness to his grip, a sign that he missed this closeness just as much as you did.
He pulls you into his room, and as soon as the door clicks shut, the embarrassment on his face fades, replaced with a quiet vulnerability. He avoids your eyes, walking over to his desk, his voice quieter now. âI⊠I was afraid,â he admits. âThat maybe you were getting tired of me. I know Iâm difficult sometimes, andââ
âWhoa, whoa,â you interrupt, stepping closer. âWhere is this coming from?â
He sits down, staring at the floor. âYou could be with someone more⊠easygoing. Less rigid. Someone who doesnât argue over every little thing.â
You blink, surprised. âRiddle, I knew what I was getting into when I started dating you. I chose you, remember?â
He looks up at you, eyes filled with uncertainty, and you notice his hands trembling just slightly. âBut what if I drive you away? What if one day you just⊠stop trying?â
Your heart aches at the vulnerability in his voice. Before you can think, you step forward, kneeling in front of him. Without hesitation, you cup his face in your hands, gently brushing your thumb against his cheek. âThatâs not going to happen. Ever.â
His eyes glisten slightly, the tension of the past few days unraveling as he leans into your touch. âButââ
âNo buts,â you insist softly, leaning in to press a kiss to his forehead. âI love you. Stubbornness, rules, and all. And honestly, I think the petty arguments are kinda fun. It keeps things⊠interesting.â
He lets out a shaky breath, and you feel a few tears slip down his cheeks. âYou donât know how hard it is for me,â he whispers. âTo balance everything, to try and be perfect all the time⊠I donât want to lose you because of my shortcomings.â
You smile gently, brushing away the tears with your thumb as you lean in and kiss his cheek softly. âYouâre not going to lose me. You donât have to be perfect, Riddle. I didnât fall in love with perfection, I fell in love with you.â
He stares at you for a moment, tears still threatening to spill over, but his grip on your hand tightens as if heâs holding on to your words. âI⊠I donât deserve you.â
âYou deserve the world,â you whisper, pulling him into a tight hug, cradling his head against your shoulder as he allows himself to cry softly into your neck. You run your fingers through his hair, gently whispering reassurances as he finally lets go of the weight heâs been carrying.
âI missed you,â he mumbles between sniffles, his voice fragile in a way youâve rarely heard before.
âI missed you too,â you say, kissing the top of his head. âLetâs never do this silent treatment thing again, okay?â
He nods, still clinging to you, and you feel his lips press a soft kiss against your shoulder, a wordless promise.
Leona Kingscholar
Itâs been two long days of silence. And if you know one thing about Leona Kingscholar, itâs that his stubbornness rivals your own. Youâve been circling around each other, neither one of you willing to be the first to admit defeat. But the silence is eating away at you, and, well⊠you miss him.
So, you hatch a plan. A very dramatic, ridiculous, and completely unnecessary plan.
Armed with a large bouquet of sunflowersâbecause roses are too obviousâyou march into Savanaclaw with all the confidence of someone who is absolutely not going to be embarrassed by this. Nope. You pass by several confused students on your way to Leonaâs room, each one giving you strange looks as you carry the huge bouquet.
You stop in front of his door, take a deep breath, and knock. No answer. You knock again, louder this time.
Still nothing.
Sighing, you decide to just barge inâbecause whatâs a grand gesture without a bit of dramatic flair? Pushing open the door, you find Leona lounging on his bed, arms behind his head, eyes closed.
Perfect.
You march up to him and stand by his bed, holding the bouquet in front of you like a shield. âLeona Kingscholar, hear me out!â you declare, in a tone thatâs probably more suited for a court jester than someone in an actual relationship.
One of his ears twitches, and his eyes crack open, glancing at you. You stand tall and proud, despite how ridiculous you feel, presenting the sunflowers like theyâre some rare treasure. âI come bearing these humble sunflowers as an offering to ask for your forgiveness, O Great King of Beasts.â
He snorts. Actually snorts. âWhat are you on about, herbivore?â
You drop to one knee dramatically, holding the flowers up to him as if youâre a knight swearing fealty to his king. âPlease, Leona! Forgive my transgressions! I was wrong to argue with you, and I cannot bear another moment without your esteemed company!â
Leona raises an eyebrow, staring at you with what can only be described as amusement. âYouâre really going all out, huh?â
âI am but a humble servant, groveling for your mercy!â you continue, refusing to break character. âPlease, take these sunflowers as a token of my undying affection and devotion!â
By now, Leona is fully awake, sitting up and resting his chin in his hand, clearly trying to hold back laughter. âSunflowers, huh? How thoughtful of you.â
âOf course!â You stand up dramatically, thrusting the bouquet toward him. âThey represent my radiant affection for you!â
Leona finally lets out a low chuckle, shaking his head. âYouâre ridiculous.â
âBut do you forgive me?â you ask, batting your eyelashes at him.
He rolls his eyes, but the grin on his face betrays his amusement. âYeah, yeah, youâre forgiven. Just stop with the theatrics, would ya?â
You grin, knowing youâve won him over. But thereâs something still lingering in the air, some tension that hasnât quite disappeared yet. Leona might be laughing, but you can tell heâs still a bit on edge, still a little distant.
Setting the sunflowers aside, you walk over to the bed and sit next to him. âLeona, I know it was a dumb fight, but⊠you know youâre the only one for me, right?â
He glances at you, his smile fading slightly as he considers your words. âYeah?â
âYeah,â you say softly, scooting closer. âI mean it. Iâm not going anywhere.â
For a moment, heâs quiet, and you can see the tension in his shoulders start to ease. Then, without a word, he shifts, pulling you down onto the bed with him, his body practically draping over yours like a big, heavy, warm blanket. His arms wrap around you, his tail curling possessively around your leg, anchoring you to him.
He nuzzles into the crook of your neck, letting out a low, contented sigh. âYou better not,â he mumbles against your skin. âI donât feel like dealing with anyone elseâs nonsense.â
You smile softly, running your fingers through his hair, scratching gently behind his ears. âWouldnât dream of it.â
Leona presses closer, his body relaxing fully against yours as if heâs been waiting for this. His weight is comforting, and you can feel the way he melts into your embrace, his tail tightening just slightly around you as if to say, mine.
You wrap your arms around him, holding him as close as you can, feeling the rise and fall of his chest against yours. âYou okay now?â you ask quietly.
âYeah,â he mutters, his voice softer now, almost vulnerable. âJust donât pull that silent treatment crap again. Hate it.â
You chuckle softly, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. âDeal.â
He grumbles something under his breath, but the way he snuggles even closer to you tells you that all is forgiven. You hold him tight, and in that moment, with him lying on top of you like a big, lazy cat, everything feels right again.
Azul Ashengrotto
Itâs been two long, dreadful days of silence between you and Azul. And for someone like himâsomeone who thrives on words, on negotiation, on controlâitâs been absolutely agonizing. But his pride wonât let him be the first to crack. Heâs stubborn like that.
And you? Well, youâre not much better.
But enough is enough. The tension between you both is suffocating, and while youâre both great at the silent treatment, itâs clear this little game of emotional chicken has to end. Youâve had enough of this cold war, and after mulling over how to make amends, you come up with the most absurd, ridiculous plan that just might work.
You stand outside the Mostro Lounge, a grin on your face, feeling more than a little proud of yourself. In your arms is the biggest, gaudiest, most unnecessary floral arrangement imaginableâan explosion of blues and purples that makes it look like youâve picked half of the Coral Sea to present to Azul. There are seashells, ribbons, and even a tiny fake octopus plush dangling from the bouquet, like the cherry on top of your ridiculous masterpiece.
You march into the Lounge, catching the attention of several customers, who stop to stare as you make your way toward Azulâs office. Ignoring their looks, you throw the door open dramatically, the bouquet nearly tipping you over with its weight.
âAzul Ashengrotto!â you declare, bursting into his office. Heâs sitting at his desk, and the second he sees you and the monstrosity of flowers in your arms, his eyes go wide. âI have come to beg for your forgiveness!â
He blinks, clearly caught off guard by the sheer audacity of the display. âW-WhatâŠ?â
You march up to him, practically dropping the bouquet on his desk with a flourish. âThese flowers represent my sincere regret for my terrible behavior during our argument. As you can see, they are over-the-top and completely unnecessary, much like my stubbornness.â
Azul stares at the bouquet, mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. âY-YouâŠâ He pinches the bridge of his nose, trying to compose himself, but thereâs a telltale twitch at the corner of his lips that suggests heâs seconds away from laughing. âThis is absurd.â
âI know,â you reply with a dramatic sigh, throwing a hand to your forehead like a tragic figure. âI have been plagued with guilt these past two days, Azul. I couldnât bear another moment without your lovely company.â
He finally cracks, letting out a soft chuckle. âYouâre insufferable.â
âOnly for you, darling.â You lean over the desk, waggling your eyebrows, and he sighs, shaking his head. His laughter is light, but thereâs a vulnerability in his eyes that pulls at your heartstrings. He may be smiling, but somethingâs still weighing on him.
With a small smile, Azul stands from his desk and walks around it until heâs standing right in front of you. He reaches for your hand, running his thumb over your knuckles before looking up at you with a much softer expression than before.
âIâll admit⊠I wasnât sure if youâd come,â he murmurs, his voice quieter now. âBut Iââ He pauses, his gaze dropping to the floor, as if debating whether or not to say the next words. âDid you⊠only come back because you thought you had to? Or do you still⊠want me?â
His voice cracks, just a little, but itâs enough to make your heart break. You blink in surprise, your breath catching at the rawness in his question.
âAzulâŠâ you say softly, stepping closer, cupping his face gently in your hands. His eyes dart to yours, filled with a mix of uncertainty and hope, and it almost shatters you. âOf course I want you. Always.â
He swallows hard, and you can see the tears welling up in his eyes, ones heâs desperately trying to hide. But you wonât let him. You pull him close, wrapping your arms around him tightly, holding him as if you could shield him from the insecurities swirling in his mind.
âIâm sorry,â you whisper, pressing your lips to his temple. âI love you. Iâve always loved you since I met you, and I always will. No matter what.â
Azul clings to you, his arms wrapping around your waist, burying his face in your shoulder as his breath hitches. The tears come slowly, quietly, and you feel them soak into your shirt as he holds you like youâre his lifeline.
You kiss the top of his head, brushing your lips against his hair, then down to his tear-streaked cheeks. âIâm here,â you whisper between each kiss, your voice soft and soothing. âIâm right here. Youâre not alone, Azul. You never were.â
He squeezes you tighter, as if afraid to let go, and you can feel the tension slowly leaving his body. You keep kissing away his tears, gentle and patient, letting him take all the time he needs. Eventually, his breathing steadies, and he pulls back just enough to look at you, his eyes red-rimmed but filled with so much affection it makes your heart swell.
âYouâre ridiculous,â he murmurs again, though thereâs no bite to his words. He leans in, resting his forehead against yours, his lips brushing yours in the lightest of touches.
âRidiculous, but yoursâ you reply, grinning, and he huffs a quiet laugh.
âYes⊠you are,â he whispers, and this time, when he kisses you, itâs slow and tender, his lips soft but firm against yours, filled with all the love and relief heâs been holding back. You kiss him back with just as much affection, your arms wrapping around him as you both lose yourselves in the moment.
When he finally pulls away, you rest your forehead against his once more, both of you breathing a little heavier but feeling lighter than you have in days.
âNo more arguments, okay?â you murmur, smiling softly.
âNo promises,â he teases, but thereâs a warmth in his voice now, a comfort that reassures you everything will be just fine.
And as you hold him close, with his head resting against your shoulder, you know it too. Everything will be just fine.
Jamil Viper
After two long days of silence, the weight of the unresolved argument with Jamil has become unbearable. Youâre done waiting for him to make the first move, especially knowing how he can beâcautious, calculating, always one step ahead but never one to make the first emotional leap. You miss him, and more importantly, you want to make things right, even if it means doing something absolutely ridiculous.
Which is how you find yourself standing outside his dorm, holding a tray of⊠pancakes. Not just any pancakes, though. These are heart shaped, perfectly arranged to spell out âIâM SORRYâ in big, syrup-drenched letters. Youâre not sure what possessed you to make pancakes an apology tool, but hey, everyone loves pancakes, right?
With a deep breath, you knock on his door. After a moment, Jamil opens it, his expression neutral, but the second he spots the tray, his eyes narrow in confusion.
âWhat... is this?â
You grin sheepishly, lifting the tray up like a peace offering. âAn apology. In pancake form.â
Jamil blinks at the sight, clearly trying to process this ridiculous gesture. âYou⊠made pancakes to say sorry?â
âYes. And theyâre shaped like hearts. See? I even used syrup to write it out so thereâs no confusion.â You point to the pancakes proudly. âYou canât stay mad at me after this, right?â
For a moment, Jamil just stares at the tray, his expression unreadable, before a slow, reluctant smile tugs at the corner of his lips. He lets out a quiet huff of laughter, pinching the bridge of his nose. âYouâre unbelievable.â
âMaybe, but Iâm yours.â
He shakes his head, but thereâs no denying the amusement in his eyes. âYou could have just apologized with words, you know.â
âI could have,â you agree, âbut whereâs the fun in that?â You give him your best hopeful grin, offering him a plate. âCome on, at least eat one. Theyâre good! I even made them heart-shaped.â
Jamil sighs, taking the plate from you with a resigned smile. He grabs one of the heart-shaped pancakes and bites into it, giving you a side glance. âI suppose I canât stay mad after this.â
You watch him closely, noticing the faint blush creeping onto his cheeks. You know him well enough to see through his calm facade. Beneath it all, heâs still embarrassedâmostly about the argument, but also because he let his temper get the best of him. You can tell thatâs whatâs really bothering him, even now.
âYou know,â you say softly, stepping closer, âitâs okay that we argued.â
Jamil looks at you, his brows furrowing slightly. âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean, you donât have to feel bad for losing your temper. You donât always have to hold everything in around me. Itâs okay to let it out, to be angry, to argue. Weâre not always going to agree, and thatâs fine.â You place your hand gently on his arm. âIâll always come back and fix things, even if you feel like you canât. Thatâs what we do, right?â
Jamil stares at you for a moment, his expression softening as your words sink in. Thereâs a vulnerability in his eyes, one that he rarely shows, and it breaks your heart just a little. Slowly, he sets the plate down and reaches for you, pulling you into his arms.
âYouâre too forgiving,â he murmurs, resting his chin on top of your head.
âAnd youâre too hard on yourself,â you reply, wrapping your arms around his waist, hugging him tightly. âI meant it. You donât have to be perfect with me, Jamil. You can be yourself, temper and all.â
He lets out a quiet sigh, his grip tightening slightly around you. âYouâll regret saying that one day.â
âI doubt it,â you tease, pulling back just enough to look up at him. âBut if I do, Iâll make more food.â
That earns you a small, genuine laugh, and before you can say anything else, Jamil leans down, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. His lips linger for a moment, and when he pulls back, his expression is softer than youâve seen in days.
âYouâre serious about that promise?â he asks quietly, his hand cupping your cheek. âThat no matter what, youâll always come back?â
You nod, holding his gaze. âAlways. Even if we argue, even if things get tough, Iâll be right here. Iâll come back and fix it, even if you canât.â
Jamilâs eyes flicker with emotion, and before you know it, heâs kissing youâsoft and slow at first, but thereâs a desperation behind it, a need for reassurance. You kiss him back with the same intensity, your fingers threading through his hair as you pull him closer, trying to pour every bit of love and understanding into the kiss.
When you finally break apart, youâre both a little breathless, but the tension that had been there for the past two days is gone. He rests his forehead against yours, closing his eyes as he exhales slowly.
âIâll hold you to that promise,â he whispers, and you can hear the relief in his voice. âJust donât make me wait this long next time.â
You smile, reaching up to brush your lips against his again. âDeal. But only if you agree to eat more pancakes.â
He chuckles, pulling you back into his arms. âFine. But only because theyâre heart-shaped.â
And just like that, everything feels right again.
Vil Schoenheit
After two days of tense silence between you and Vil, you know you need to go all out if youâre going to get him to forgive you. Apologies are one thing, but Vil is someone who values effort, refinement, and, of course, aesthetic appeal. You canât just go in with flowersâno, you need to apologize in a way that matches his standards.
So naturally, you end up outside his dorm with a full-on spa set-up. A luxury at-home facial kit, to be precise, complete with rare, imported skincare masks and the finest essential oils. You may or may not have spent more on this than youâve ever spent on yourself before, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
When Vil opens the door, his eyes immediately narrow at the sight of you holding a basket filled with beautifully arranged skincare products. âWhat⊠is this?â he asks, raising an eyebrow.
You smile, trying to play it cool. âAn apology. In skincare form.â You thrust the basket toward him. âI thought maybe youâd like to, uh, pamper yourself andâlook! I even got the organic lavender serum you were talking about last month!â
Vil stares at the basket, then at you, his lips pressing into a thin line. âYouâre bribing me with skincare?â
âTechnically, Iâm apologizing with skincare,â you correct, flashing a sheepish grin. âI know I messed up, and I know you like to unwind with your beauty routine, so I thought this might help smooth things over. Literally and figuratively.â
For a long moment, he just stands there, gazing at you with an unreadable expression. Youâre starting to think you mightâve miscalculated when, suddenly, a soft chuckle escapes him. âYou are⊠absolutely ridiculous.â
You blink. âSo⊠thatâs a yes on the skincare?â
Vil shakes his head, but the faintest smile is playing on his lips. âYouâre lucky youâre my sweet potato.â
Relief floods through you at his words. âIâll take that as forgiveness, then.â
He sighs, taking the basket from you and setting it on the table. âYes, I forgive you.â But even as he says it, thereâs a hesitation in his eyes, a flicker of something deeper that makes you pause.
You step closer, gently reaching for his hand. âAre you still mad?â
Vil glances away for a moment, and you can see the tension in his posture. When he speaks, his voice is softer, more vulnerable than usual. âNo, Iâm not mad. But⊠I was afraid. So, so afraid that Iâd pushed you away too. That Iâd lost the one person who could tolerate me.â
Your heart clenches at his words. You can feel the weight of all the pressure heâs put on himself, the fear of losing someone important. Without thinking, you pull him into a tight embrace, wrapping your arms around him as if you could shield him from that fear. âVil, listen to me. Iâm not here because I tolerate you. Iâm here because I love you.â
He stiffens in your arms for a moment, but slowly, he relaxes, his hands coming to rest on your back. âYou say that now, butââ
You cut him off, pulling back just enough to meet his eyes. âNo, I mean it. Loving someone isnât about tolerating them. Itâs about being with them because you canât imagine being anywhere else.â You brush a strand of hair from his face, your thumb gently tracing his cheek. âIâm here because youâre everything to me, Vil. Even if youâre mean sometimes. Even if we argue. Iâm not going anywhere.â
His eyes soften at your words, and for a moment, he just looks at you, like heâs trying to memorize every inch of your face. Then, without a word, he leans in and presses a soft, tender kiss to your lips, his hands gently cradling your face. The kiss is slow, almost tentative, as if heâs still afraid youâll disappear.
When he finally pulls away, you can see the unshed tears in his eyes, though he quickly blinks them away. âI donât deserve you,â he murmurs, his voice barely above a whisper.
âYou do,â you whisper back, kissing him again, softer this time, lingering against his lips. âAnd Iâm staying. Forever, even if youâre a diva sometimes.â
Vil lets out a soft, breathy laugh, resting his forehead against yours. âForever?â he repeats, a faint smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
âForever,â you promise, pulling him closer until his arms wrap around you fully. You bury your face in the crook of his neck, holding him tight, and for the first time in two days, everything feels right again.
And as he hugs you back, his grip a little tighter than before, you know he believes you.
Idia Shroud
You stand outside of Idiaâs room, holding a stack of video game cases in one hand and a ridiculously oversized plush of his favorite game character in the other. This might be the dumbest idea youâve ever had, but itâs not like you could just waltz in and hand him a flower. Idia isnât exactly the flowers-and-chocolates type. No, he needs something bigger. Geekier. Something so outrageous that itâll leave him flustered beyond beliefâsomething that only you would dare to pull off.
So here you are, wearing a custom-made cosplay of the main character from his favorite RPG. And if this doesnât get him to forgive you, you donât know what will.
You knock on his door, bracing yourself for whatâs about to come next. At first, thereâs no response, so you knock again, louder this time. After a few seconds, you hear shuffling inside and the telltale sound of something crashing to the floorâclassic Idia. Finally, the door creaks open just enough for you to see a pair of glowing eyes peeking through the gap.
âWhat⊠are you wearing?â His voice is barely audible, and you can already tell heâs regretting opening the door.
With a dramatic flourish, you throw your arms wide and hold out the plush. âOh, mighty Idia, Lord of the Underworld and Master of All Games, I come bearing offerings to beg for your forgiveness!â You strike a pose, holding the plush in front of you like itâs some kind of magical artifact.
Idiaâs eyes go wide, and you swear his hair flares up a notch, turning into a bright pink. He blinks, clearly stunned, before his hand shoots out to yank you inside his room, slamming the door shut behind you.
âW-What are you doing?!â His voice cracks as he looks at you, then the plush, then the video games. His hair is now a brilliant shade of neon pink, a sign that heâs absolutely mortified. âAre you trying to kill me from embarrassment?!â
You canât help but grin at how flustered he is. âHey, I had to go big! You were ignoring me for two whole days!â
âI wasnât ignoring you!â He fidgets, avoiding eye contact as his hair flickers pink. âI just⊠thought maybe you were tired of me or somethingâŠâ
Your grin fades, replaced with surprise. âTired of you? What are you talking about?â
Idia sinks into his gaming chair, nervously picking at the hem of his hoodie. âI just figured⊠you know, youâd realize you could do better. I mean, câmon, Iâm not exactly âcatch of the yearïżœïżœ material. Youâre always out there, living in the real world, and Iâm⊠well, here. Playing games and⊠avoiding people.â
You take a deep breath, moving closer until youâre standing right in front of him. âIdia,â you say firmly, âif you seriously think Iâd ever get tired of you, youâre out of your mind.â
He glances up at you, clearly unconvinced, so you kneel down, placing the plush in his lap before grabbing his hands. âYou mean the world to me. Iâd literally fight God in a 1v1 death match if it meant keeping you.â
His eyes go wide again, his hair flaring even brighter. âY-Youâd what?â
âI mean it,â you continue, squeezing his hands. âI love you, okay? Whether weâre sitting in here gaming or youâre talking to me about your latest game binge, or even when youâre convinced that youâre somehow not enough. You are enough, Idia. Youâre more than enough.â
For a moment, he just stares at you, processing your words. Then, slowly, he leans forward, wrapping his arms around you in the most awkward, yet endearing hug imaginable. His face is buried in your shoulder, and you can feel the heat radiating from his hair as it flares even pinker. âYouâre⊠too good for me,â he mumbles against your shoulder, his voice small.
You chuckle softly, wrapping your arms around him and holding him tight. âNope. Youâre stuck with me.â
He pulls back slightly, his eyes meeting yours, and you can see the vulnerability in them. âYou really mean that?â
âOf course I do.â You lean in and press a soft kiss to his cheek, watching as his hair flickers with warmth. âIâm not going anywhere. Ever.â
Idia blinks a few times before he wraps his arms around you again, pulling you closer this time. âYouâre ridiculous,â he mutters, but thereâs a smile tugging at his lips. âBut I guess⊠I forgive you. Not that I was really mad in the first place.â
You laugh, nuzzling into his neck. âGood. âCause I missed you.â
His grip tightens around you, and for a moment, you both stay like thatâwrapped up in each other, the tension of the past few days melting away. Finally, he pulls back, his eyes flicking toward his gaming setup. âSo, uh⊠you wanna play something?â
You grin. âI thought youâd never ask.â
The two of you settle onto the floor, your back leaning against his chest as he hands you a controller. He wraps his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder, his hair still glowing a soft pink at the ends as the game starts up.
As you start playing, he presses a quick kiss to your temple. âThanks. For, yâknow⊠everything.â
You smile, leaning back into his warmth. âAnytime, Idia. Anytime.â
Malleus Draconia
The wind howls as you trudge across the campus, dragging a massive stone gargoyle behind you. It weighs approximately as much as a baby elephant, and if anyone else saw you right now, theyâd think youâd completely lost it. But you know exactly what youâre doing. You know the storm swirling above Night Raven College is because of him, and if thereâs one thing Malleus Draconia loves more than you (or so you like to tease), itâs a well-crafted gargoyle.
So here you are, yanking the poor stone creature across the wet grass like youâre on some kind of mission. Your arms ache, your back is screaming, and youâre about to regret this grand gesture entirelyâuntil you finally see the towering spires of Diasomnia in the distance. Almost there.
You pause for a second to catch your breath, leaning on the gargoyle like itâs an old friend. âYouâd better work,â you mutter to it, âbecause if I have to drag you all the way back, I swearââ
A gust of wind nearly knocks you over, reminding you why youâre out here in the first place. You shake off the rain, grit your teeth, and resume your march toward Diasomniaâs courtyard.
Once you arrive, you park the gargoyle right underneath Malleusâs window. Perfect placement. You could be a medieval decorator at this point.
You pick up a few rocks from the ground, size them up in your hand, and start tossing them at his window, each one making a soft thunk against the glass. After the third throw, the window creaks open, and Malleus leans out, looking down with a mixture of curiosity and confusion. His eyes land on the gargoyle first, then on you, soaked to the bone and holding a rock like youâre about to reenact some ancient ritual.
âHuh?â is all he says, blinking at the sight before him.
âMalleus!â you shout dramatically, âCome down! I brought you a peace offering!â
He stares at the gargoyle, then at you, before disappearing from the window in a blur. Within seconds, heâs outside, standing in front of you, his expression unreadable but his eyes glowing faintly with that magical storm swirling around them. The weather above you rumbles ominously, thunder echoing across the sky.
âMalleus, Iââ
Before you can even finish, he pulls you into a tight hug, wrapping his arms around you like heâs afraid youâll vanish. You freeze for a second, surprised, then feel his body trembling slightly against yours. âIâm sorry,â he murmurs into your hair, his voice low and filled with regret. âI didnât mean for this to happen. The storm⊠I didnât know it would affect you too.â
You realize then that his hands are shaking, gripping onto you like youâre his lifeline. Your heart softens, and you return the hug, pressing your face into his neck. âNo, Iâm sorry,â you mumble into his skin. âI didnât mean to upset you. I shouldâve come sooner⊠with or without the gargoyle.â
He lets out a shaky breath, and you feel the tension begin to fade from his body. Slowly, the storm above you starts to calmâthe wind softens, the rain turns into a light drizzle, and the ominous clouds roll back as if they were never there to begin with.
You pull back just enough to look at him, his glowing eyes now gentle as they meet yours. âSo, uh⊠do you like the gargoyle?â you ask, grinning a little.
Malleus chuckles softly, his eyes flicking to the stone statue behind you. âItâs⊠impressive. Though you didnât have to go through such lengths.â
You shrug. âWell, it worked, didnât it?â
He smiles, a genuine, relieved smile, and before you can say anything else, he tugs you back toward the castle. âCome inside,â he murmurs, his voice softer now. âYouâre soaked, and you brought a guest. We should both dry off.â
The two of you (and your new gargoyle friend) make your way to his room, and as soon as the door closes behind you, Malleus pulls you onto his bed, wrapping himself around you like a possessive dragon hoarding his most precious treasure. His arms curl around your waist, and his body presses snugly against yours as he buries his face in your neck.
You stroke his hair gently, the warmth of his embrace chasing away the last bit of chill from the storm. âYou know I love you, right?â you whisper, pressing a soft kiss to his temple.
âI know,â he replies quietly, his grip on you tightening slightly. âI just⊠sometimes, I worry.â
You pull back enough to kiss him properly, your lips brushing against his softly, reassuringly. âYou donât have to worry,â you murmur between kisses. âYou mean everything to me. And if I have to drag a hundred gargoyles across campus to prove it, I will.â
Malleus chuckles against your lips, a low, warm sound that rumbles through his chest. âPlease donât. One is more than enough.â
You laugh softly, nuzzling into his neck as you both settle into a comfortable silence, the storm outside completely gone now, leaving only peace and quietâand a very satisfied, if slightly confused, gargoyle standing guard outside.
Rollo Flamme
The argument with Rollo had left a strange tension in the air, but knowing him, it was probably accompanied by a quiet storm of overthinking and guilt on his end. Rollo Flamme wasnât one to voice his frustrations loudly, but his brooding could be as heavy as the weight of the world.
You figure itâs time to fix this, and, because you canât just do anything the normal way, you decide on something specialâsomething thatâd be just the right mix of thoughtful and ridiculous to get his attention.
Thatâs why you find yourself in the Bell Tower, with a bundle of parchment paper in your arms. Not just any parchment, thoughâcarefully selected handwritten notes of every philosophical thought, poetry piece, and historical fact you know Rolloâs obsessed with. Youâve even bound it like a book, with a dramatic title on the front: âAn Ode to Perfection: Why Rollo is Always Right (Sometimes)â. Itâs sarcastic enough to make him smile, but sincere enough to show you care.
Climbing the stairs of the bell tower is no small feat, but youâre determined. Once at the top, you glance out at the courtyard, where you know heâll be, and with a deep breath, you shout, âROLLO FLAMME, I HAVE CLIMBED THE HEIGHTS TO OFFER YOU THIS SYMBOL OF MY UNDYING RESPECT AND HUMILITY!â
Your voice echoes dramatically through the courtyard, and sure enough, you see Rollo down below, startled out of his brooding. He looks up, eyes widening at the sight of you, but itâs hard to tell if heâs more confused or horrified by the spectacle.
âI OFFER THISââ you hold the makeshift book high, ââAS A PEACE TREATY BETWEEN US, THAT WE MAY NEVER AGAIN BE SEPARATED BY MERE MORTAL PETTINESS!â
Rollo stares for a long moment, before he suddenly breaks into a full-on sprint toward the tower. Heâs halfway up the stairs before you know it, and when he reaches the top, his face is a mix of red embarrassment and panic.
âWhat are you doing?â he half-hisses, half-pleads, his cheeks flushed from both the running and the mortification of what youâve just done in full view of the school. His voice lowers as he grabs your arm and tries to pull you away from the edge. âAre you insane? You couldâve fallen, andââ
âI wasnât going to fall!â you grin, holding out the âbookâ triumphantly. âI came to apologize.â
He stares at the bundle of papers in your hand, his eyes narrowing in suspicion. âWhat⊠is this?â
âAn apology. Written in beautiful calligraphy and filled with all the reasons why youâre wonderful, overthinking, but still somehow right most of the time.â You wiggle the book in front of his face. âItâs all for you.â
Rolloâs face, already red from exertion, turns an even deeper shade of crimson. His lips part, but no words come out for a second as he glares at the book, then at you. âYouïżœïżœ climbed the bell tower. Yelled in front of everyone. And wrote a whole book toââ
âGet you to forgive me, yeah,â you finish for him, as if itâs the most obvious thing in the world. âI figured youâd appreciate the effort, Mr. Perfectionist.â
He looks at the book again, his hands shaky as he takes it from you, carefully cradling it as if itâs some kind of sacred artifact. His voice drops to a whisper. âYou⊠didnât have to go this far. I was never angry at you.â
You blink, surprised by his words. âWhat do you mean?â
Rollo glances down, his fingers curling tighter around the book. âI thought⊠maybe youâd realize you didnât need someone like me. That youâd see how much of a burden I am.â
Your heart clenches at his words. Without hesitation, you step closer, reaching out to cup his cheek, forcing him to meet your gaze. âRollo Flamme, if you think for a second that Iâd leave you, youâre wrong. Iâd get into a fistfight with God for you, and win.â
His eyes widen, and a nervous chuckle escapes his lips. âThatâs⊠quite dramatic.â
âYou inspire drama,â you reply with a grin, but then your tone softens, and you pull him into a tight hug. âYou mean the world to me, Rollo. I donât care about your overthinking, your brooding, or your perfectionism. I care about you.â
He tenses for a moment in your embrace, but then slowly, almost hesitantly, he wraps his arms around you in return. His hands still tremble slightly, but he buries his face in your shoulder, his grip tightening as if heâs afraid to let go. âI donât deserve this,â he whispers, his voice barely audible. âI donât deserve you.â
You shake your head, pressing a soft kiss to the side of his temple. âYou deserve all of it. And more.â
For a moment, he just holds onto you, breathing deeply as if trying to calm his racing thoughts. Then, after a long silence, he pulls back slightly, his eyes glistening with unshed tears as he looks at you. âI⊠apologize as well. For doubting⊠for everything.â
You smile, brushing a stray lock of hair away from his face. âWeâre both forgiven then.â
He nods, his face still flushed with embarrassment but now softened with relief. Without another word, he pulls you back into his room, where you spend the rest of the afternoon curled up togetherâRollo resting his head against your shoulder, still clutching the book you made him, while you hold him close, reassuring him with soft kisses and whispered words of love.
The tower bells toll softly in the background, but for the two of you, thereâs nothing but the warmth of each otherâs presence.
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I love Izutsumi. She's got a great design, she's a fun addition to the main party, she adds some new tension, and she's honestly one of the reasons I read dungeon meshi in the first place. I mean, "the most cat to ever girl" is an extremely appealing hook to anyone who loves cats and girls (me, I love cats and girls).
However, while I have always liked Izutsumi, I finished the story kind of feeling like I didn't really get her. I felt like I had a decent grasp on her character an character arc (she's a traumatized teen given space to feel safe and open up, and because of that she realizes that she can't grow without letting go of the coping mechanisms she once needed). But I didn't feel like I really understood her role in the story as a whole.
She follows the group of her own accord, after a coincidental meeting and a misunderstanding of what they can do for her. She's never super invested in saving Falin, at least not compared to the rest of the group. Though they do help her escape Maizuru's shackles, and are clearly good for her in general, she doesn't really have a healing Moment with the group the way that Senshi does with the hippogriff soup.
And yet, she gets an entire chapter, the third-to-last chapter, dedicated to exploring her growth and future. She's the one who frames much of the falling action, who lets us check in with everyone. She's the one who helps talk Laios into accepting his role as king. She may join the story part way through, but she is there for most of it. So Izutsumi! What's your deal!?
Well, I think I've come up with an answer, at least for myself, that I really like. Two of them, even! Though they both really work together to form the overall point - Izutsumi is the character that most helps the story face towards the future. Here's why I think that.
So the first of these "ah-ha" moments was when I realized that Izutsumi really is the best supporting evidence for Laios' point about the good things that wouldn't have happened if Falin hadn't died.
If Falin hadn't been eaten by the dragon, Izutsumi probably would still be a slave. It was because of Shuro and Laios' parties both being in the dungeon to rescue Falin, as well as Marcille's use of ancient magic in the resurrection, that she got the chance to escape. None of that would have been the case if Falin hadn't died. Shuro wouldn't have separated from the group and joined up with his retainers, Marcille wouldn't have revealed her knowledge of ancient magic, and Izutsumi never would have even met any of them. They are only part of her life because of Falin's death.
Though this isn't explicitly pointed out by Laios or Izutsumi in the scene, I do think you can very much feel the presence of it. For one, when Marcille reflects on the journey and how much it made her realize she didn't want to lose everyone, her relationship with Izutsumi is prominent:
It's the main original group at the top and center, but when you read it right to left, itâs Izutsumi and Marcille who might catch your eye first. And it's specifically Marcille and Izutsumi's relationship on display here, not just Izutsumi's presence in the group in general.
Also, after Laios' statement about how none of their adventure would have happened without Falin dying, it is Izutsumi who gets the final word:
Izutsumi is also the one here who is the most forward-facing. Chilchuck is trying to correct Laios, Senshi is focused on the immediate future, and Izutsumi is talking about her new goal.
And I want to talk about that goal in general as well, because itâs also interesting how it comes up. In that moment, everyone is trying to remind Marcille of her less destructive desires - to eat food, to share it with them, and to meet Chilchuck's family. All of which are previously established, existing desires. When prompted by Chilchuck to join in, however, Izutsumi offers something new:
That's interesting, isn't it? It's kind of funny, of course, to see her rambling on about a completely new thing, her own personal motive, in the middle of everyone working together to reach out to Marcille. Izutsumi doesn't even know who Yaad is! But at the same time, itâs kind of meaningful. Amidst the focus on desires that everyone already had, she adds a completely new one to the mix. Itâs even the final bridge that lets Laios reach Marcille.
It is, in fact, even an idea that comes back later to help out another lord of the dungeon. The idea of finding new goals and feeling new desires... this is exactly how Kabru reaches out to Mithrun, after the Winged Lion is gone
So yeah, Izutsumi's presence here, both in what she's actively choosing to say as well as what she represents of the consequences of Falin's death, supports the story's ideas of moving forward. Of accepting the past, and finding new reasons to live.
Which is all really good, and that alone works pretty well as an answer to what Izutsumi's role in the story is.
But oh, oh. There's more. Something I realized after having thought of all this, because I still couldn't let go of the feeling that there was still something I was missing.
And as I reviewed the things I loved about Izutsumi - her sometimes unhealthy ways of coping with trauma, her struggles with isolation, her skill with fighting, her selfishness contrasted with the ways she grows to care for and protect the group, her perpetually guarded nature, born from the seeming impossibility of ever fitting in or finding a safe place to just be herself - I realized something.
Izutsumi...
is a foil to Falin.
Where Falin copes with isolation and trauma by being eternally caring and struggling to say no to people, Izutsumi copes by constantly saying no to everything she can. Falin is often considered selfless, but does have selfish desires that she canât easily express until a moment of crisis. Izutsumi is delightfully selfish, but chooses to stick by her friends when they need her. They are both transformed, against their will, into partly monstrous hybrids, and they both will have to live with that - there is no undoing what has been done to them.
Falin anchors the group in the past. Izutsumi pulls them towards the future. Neither would find freedom without the other - it is Falin's death that leads to Izutsumi joining the party, and likewise, it is Izutsumi who inspires the realization of how they can save Falin.
And Falin is her future, as much as Izutsumi is Falin's. Both learn to be a little more like each other, even though they never meet. Falin gets a little more selfish. Izutsumi gets a little more willing to bend.
In this context, I feel like I have finally started to understand just how important Izutsumi is to the story. She is a proof that they cannot just go back, and she is a clawed, happy-to-scratch-anyone-who-pisses-her-off reminder, at that. In any conversation about what the group wishes would have happened with Falin, she cannot be ignored or brushed aside.
She is a reminder that, even in the midst of a tragedy so big it feels like a shadow you will never escape, you have yet to met all the people you will love. Hell, some of those people might even be catgirls. We should all be so lucky.
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If you havenât seen Wish yet and you love Disney, do not go see it. I am telling you now. It is ripping out the hearts of the Disney movies you love and then waving their corpses around as if celebrating those hearts.
Iâll explain why, again: the message of Wish? Awful. Anti-Disney.
But they've been doing this for a long time. Saying one thing with their movies, and saying another with their PR and Disney Parks Soundtracks.
I'll explain.
Main Idea of Disney's Wish (and the You Are the Magic theme park song and merch): "The power to make your wishes come true is in you."
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Most Disney Movies' Idea on How to Have Wishes: "Do what's right, (trust a higher power) and something even more wonderful than what you wished will happen."
Don't try to argue with me about this. You have to look underneath the slogans and the sweater designs and the song titles to what the stories actually support to acknowledge this.
Because you canât say âdo whatâs rightâ has power unless you answer the question âwho gets to decide âwhatâs right?ââ (Which, coincidentally, is a question Wish brings up and then doesnât answer.)
Audiences of Disney used to accept that wishing on a star was much like prayer; thereâs something you long for, and itâs out of your hands, but you wish for it and you do what you know is right in the meantime. And youâre not crushed, youâre not downhearted, because somewhere in your mind you trust that the combo of those two thingsâwishing on a higher power and diligence to do whatâs goodâwill be what makes your wish come true.
Trust in a higher powerâCOMBINED WITH:
âdiligence to do whatâs good.
The Blue Fairy (higher power) gave Geppetto his wish specifically because he had demonstrated commitment to do good, whether he got what he wanted or not. The Fairy Godmother (higher power) gave Cinderella her wish specifically because she kept on being kind and good to low creatures like mice and wicked stepsisters, whether she got what she wanted or not.
Do you know why that combo (higher power + diligence to do good) is impactful? Timeless? Important?
Because itâs selfless. You want something, but youâre not going to sacrifice doing the right thing to get it. Youâre not going to focus so hard on making what you want a reality, on your own, that you miss out on things that could be more important than what you want. And, youâre not so self-focused as to believe that if you donât do it, it wonât get done.
Jeez, thatâs the whole point of The Princess and the Frog!
Tiana wishes to have her own restaurant, and she believes that only her own hard work will grant that wish. She misunderstands her dadâs advice before he dies. She isnât willing to trust a higher power combined with her own diligence to do goodâshe only trusts her own ability.
Itâs not until she realizes that Ray, the character of faith, was right all along that she learnsâwhat she wished for was too self-focused. It wasnât complete without love. Something bigger than herself. And getting that was never going to happen just based on her own hard work.
But you know what? It was never going to happen just by a âhigher-powerâ flavored shortcut, either. Because Facilier offers her her wish if sheâll just trust him, no hard work needed. But what does she say?
Trust in a higher power + diligence to do whatâs right = selflessness, and getting more than you could have ever wished for. And if your wish is selfish, doing those two things will change your wish into something selfless.
More examples? Get âem while theyâre hot, in case Wish made you forget, just like the current #NotMyDisney executives have forgotten, what real Disney wishes are for.
Belle wishes to have adventures in the great wide somewhere--but when she's imprisoned and that chance is taken from her it's not reversed because she worked hard to make her wish come true. It's granted because she gave up her wish for her father: she just did the right thing, regardless of her wish. And in the end, she does get what she wished for, which is adventure in an enchanted castle...and much more, because she gets true love, a throne, and a castle full of friends.
How about the One Who Started It All? The one Wish is failing to pay genuine tribute to?
Snow White wishes for someone to love her, and he does--but when they're separated, she does not exercise power to make The Prince come back to her. Instead, she loves who she can where sheâs atâthe Dwarfs. In the meantime, she has faith that he will keep his promise, and that pure trust in a higher power outside of her control is a big contributing factor to why the Dwarfs come to love her, and learn from her...and in the end, even more than she could've wished happens. He does take her to his castle, but she also has seven new friends who also love her, and the Queen is dead. And she didnât need to use âthe power in herâ to work harder and get it done. She just needed to not focus so much on herself at all.
How about a male main character? One whoâs wish starts out selfish, but after learning to wish on a higher power and be diligent to do the right thing, gets more than he could wish for?
Aladdin wishes to be somebody different (somebody he believes Jasmine could love, somebody who lives in a palace and is respected and ânever has any troubles at all.â)âbut doing everything in his own power for that wish proves that it was selfish all along; so he switches to doing the right thing, regardless of if his wish comes true, and he gets even more than he couldâve wished. He gets real love with Jasmine, he gets his friend Genie, and he gets to be free from feeling âtrappedâ because he doesnât have to hide who he is anymore.
Or Simba?
Simba wishes to get to do whatever he wants as Kingâbut when Mufasa dies and heâs convinced itâs his fault, it isnât for that wish that he goes back to Pride Rock to confront his past and his Uncle. Itâs because he had an encounter with a higher powerâhis fatherâthat helped him to realize his wish was selfish all along. He gives up the selfish wish, and he goes back to take his place as king, not so he can do whatever he wants, but so that he can take self-sacrificial responsibility that comes with ruling. And because he just does the right thing, finally, he gets more than what he wished for.
How about something more recent? Zootopia.
Judy wishes to make the world a better place by proving she can be what she wants to be and catching bad guysâbut when she tries to make her wish happen on her own, in her own abilities, she fails and is forced to realize that she shouldâve been looking for help by understanding âbad guys,â like Nick. Itâs only after she humbled herself, admits sheâs wrong, and changes her wish from âproving I can be what I want and catching bad guysâ to âproving that understanding each other makes the world a better placeâ (much less self-focused) that her wish comes trueâand so much more. She does make the world a better place, and she does get to catch bad guys, but she also gets to befriend one who was a good guy all along, and become all-around more effective at her dream job.
This is how Disney always has been. Because itâs at the heart of good storytelling, and even life (not to get too dramatic.)
The power is not in you. Because itâs not about you. Self-sacrifice, faith, and doing the next right thing regardless of if you get your heartâs fondest desire is what makes more than just your wishes come true. And there has to be belief in a higher power to make that message powerful.
But Wish?
Not only is it bad at showing instead of telling. Not only is it lazy and soulless.
But itâs characters rip the Star out of the sky and say âdonât wish on this. Wish on yourself, to get what you wish for. You donât need a higher power. You donât even need to sacrifice to do whatâs goodâwhatever you do is good, because you are the one doing it.â
That is wrong. That is not true, and it is not powerful. Thereâs no sacrifice in focusing on or placing your trust totally in yourself, and it undoes every good thing Disney has done up until now.
And it undoes it on the 100th anniversary, and it flaunts Easter eggs of the very things itâs undoing.
#pinocchio#disney#wish#Disneyâs wish#wish Disney#Wish#Disney#meta#character analysis#storytelling#the princess and the frog#Disney fan#princess tiana#tiana#Naveen#Dr. Facilier#disney villains#asha#king Magnifico#Valentino#queen Amaya#ariana debose#chris pine#Cinderella#classic movies#film analysis#animated movies#animation#wish 2023#Aladdin
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â out of this world (and into another) : genshin impact
premise: you could've sworn the transmigration curse didn't have an effect on you... so what exactly are you doing here?! (alternatively, you tumble straight into your favorite video game; and you're kinda fucked)
...or, a genshin manhwa otome game inspired au.
act i: scaramouche, alhaitham, wriothesley.
âł act ii: lyney, neuvilette, kazuha, kaeya. (next)
warnings. fem!reader but can be imagined as genderless if u'd like hehe, a shit ton of manhwa tropes in one, this is a hot mess aka not proofread all that much, half clunky half decent writing
a/n: as promised via the poll heh,, while i do plan to make this an actual au, im not that sure ^^; just the tip of the iceberg here tho!!
MAIN MASTERLIST | AU MASTERLIST (coming soon)
YOU â unsuspecting civilian turnt transmigrator
you've always been too attached to fictional characters for your own good.
yes, even the ones that are remarkably irredeemable (the power of a backstory is very formidable) and complex (complexity is a virtue!)
villains have always been destined to die, be cursed, or destined to curse others. it was heartbreaking, really. you've wished for a chance to rewrite their fates for them to find even a sliver of happiness, even when the fate of their plot says otherwise.
which is why when you find yourself awake into the game of your dreams, âTeyvat's Seven Starsâ, like any lover of cliche novel and manhwa tropes, this is the time you think that maybe life wasn't so shitty on you.
....there's only one tiny, teensy, itty bitty problem here, actually.
you're not the protagonist. you're not even one of the protagonist's faithful friends and underlings that light protagonist's road to conquering the world and its men (and as of the 4.0 update, it's women); no, you're none of those.
you're a no name extra, and not to mention, a character involved with the game's main villain characters who are coincidentally the love interests of the game's black route!
[ unlock transmigration package: ultimate transmigrator's route ( ????? MODE ) ]
[ no ] [ yes ]
( ćœćŽ© ) SCARAMOUCHE â the tyrant
âas of today, you will be engaged to crown prince kunikuzushi, who is her grace the shogun's rightful heir to the throne.â
when given approval to stare at your so-called soon to be husband, you expect the worst, mostly. the multitudes of character dialogue you've played through detailing his rather discourteous personality (which basically meant he was a huge asshole) don't exactly paint a pretty picture.
however...
who was this tender hearted looking scaramouche that âobliterated armies in the blink of an eye?â the t in tyrant stands for tyrannical, not timid!
eyes like lighting framed by the longest eyelashes you've ever seen and an unfairly pretty face, comparable to a fair lotus. after fawning over his otherworldly countenance, a sinking realization of dread pools in your stomach.
oh, you are so screwed.
essentially tied to the indigo-haired ticking time bomb of a future tyrant due to the strong standing of your family for a period of until the main story starts, you're destined to never get crown prince scaramouche's affection, being his fiancée who scaramouche is arranged to for political means only.
not to mention, you're in an even more deadly position; of all the characters you switched souls with, it's the one that essentially dies by their own fiancé's hand because they were horrible to him! what atrocious luck!
frantic, you wrack up about three ways to survive.
plan a) win over the shogun's favor by being an appropriate partner unlike the original flavor of this body, who resorted to bullying the innocent prince and unknowingly digging their own grave or b) be a guiding friend to scaramouche as he learns the ways of the world and c) make sure you don't end up giving the protagonist a bad ending via his twisted personality.
weighing all these options, you decide to do all three in hopes to cement a life instead of a deathflag. prevention is better than the cure (aka: the protagonist) after all!
(you may also just want to spend time with your favorite character. having a time limit and a sign that says âi'll die in the future!â should at least warrant you extra time to show some affection to scaramouche, at least.)
so, you do what anyone in your position would do: give affection! lots of it.
admittedly, it wasn't all flowers and rainbows. scaramoucheâahem, kunikuzushiâwas very shy and reserved indeed, with his mother ei even worse off! (besides, who trains and studies all day and has to stop crying every time they were injured?! that was just too much!)
it was rather hard at first, the frigid atmosphere of the usually silent Tenshukaku Palace almost impossible to permeate. but with your amazing charm (read: deathflag radar) and social skills, you manage to let the members of the Royal family open up to you.
speaking words of praise in ei's cooking (a very difficult feat to accomplish), spending afternoons with your fiancĂ© and teaching him âhow to be a shoujo worthy male lead, name-versionâ (very confusing to explain), and the cherry on top, driving away that vile teacher of hisâthe Doctorâonce word got out that he'd been taking advantage of scaramouche as a political puppet king in the future. trauma enabler destroyed! look at your immeasurable powers!
(âyou're not a failure.â clasping kunikuzushi's hands in yours as he reels back from you. damn that doctor.
his tears shot a wave of heartache through you. you can't bear to see your favorite in such suffering. âwhatever happens in the future, i won't abandon you.
no matter what, i'll always be on your side, okay?â
kunikuzushi looks at you with something in his eyesâsomething like adoration. âdo you promise that?â
âyeah.â you say without hesitation, the glow of the sunlight hitting your face so dazzlingly that kunikuzushi's eyes widen that his mouth hangs agape in awe. âi promise, kuni.â)
to your greatest delight, your efforts worked in your favor.
ei now spends time with her son, and though it's almost always just a tad bit awkward, you and the guuji yae miko get the two to strike up conversation, and overtime, kunikuzushi becomes more open to you.
(â[name], what kind of man is your type?â
âhuh? well...â you think for a while. this was a great opportunity to say it, right? that life changing protagonist quote!
âto me, the only person i'll ever like the most is you, kunikuzushi.â
âdo you really, really mean that?â and oh, he looks so cuteâflustered and red from your words. worth it.
âyup! now, i made some shimi chazuke, try someââ)
(admittedly, lots of favoritism is involved.)
âand while you reap the fruits of your hard work, you spend warm, sunlit afternoons with ei at tea, even learning about other nations from scaramouche's aunt nahida and even befriended a few of his future affiliatesâchilde (though for some reason, kunikuzushi always pulls you away from him whenever he spots the two of you together), signora (she tolerates you, you think) and etcetera.
(âthen, if i do well, can you kiss me on the cheek, [name]?â
you agree, much to his delight. scaramouche avoids the gaze of a certain pink haired fox eyeing him questionably. unbeknownst to you, he glares at the woman's scrutiny.)
unprecedented things unrelated to the plot happen too; like how your family, which basically only saw you as a political bargaining chip and an unwanted child they could get rid of easilyâno longer sent you any demeaning letters demanding money once scaramouche found out....
(âthey've been leeching off of you for how long?â so scary... is this was kunikuzushi is like when he's worried?)
(â...kunikuzushi, how long will you keep up that weak-hearted facade of yours? if they find out how.... dishonest you are....â
âi don't need the reminders of a foxy old hag that doesn't know her place. this is fine as it is.â)
(you don't need to know.)
but, you're nothing compared to the inevitable flow of the plot. inazuma is wracked with war, and it just so happened that you'd been unceremoniously kidnapped by a certain resistance leader's trusted general, used as a hostage bargain for approximately the majority of your life. in the worst moments in your dreary cell, there's only one thought in your mind.
....kunikuzushi's face, devastated when he tries to reach for you, before slipping away from him like sandâ face morphing into an unbridled state of rage that's too natural, too familiar. when did he learn to make a face like that?
(they say the kingdom was wracked with thunderstorms all night that day.)
afterwards, fate doesn't make it kind for you.
years go by in the blink of an eye, with your capture fervently forgotten in the midst of the growing animosity of the two conflicting forces.
although you did hear that yae sent out a search party for you while at the resistance's base, the shogun's forces never reached you.
eventually, you got released secretly by sympathy of kokomi, the leader of the resistance, who felt pity for you getting caught in the crossfire. letting you go under the condition that you'd likely never meet any of the precious characters you've gotten to know and change was a heavy price to pay, but you didn't have any choice.
indeed, no matter how much you tried to divert the plot, your duty as an extra has ended, and you were even lucky to even be alive. you could only hope that your fiancĂ©âex-fiancĂ©âtook note of your lessons well, bidding farewell to inazuma as you hop on the boat to mondsdat.
by now, you at least hoped that scaramouche and the protagonist met, his true chance at happiness starting now that you were basically dead.
(even if your heart felt like breaking into a million pieces.)
....is what you thought would happen, but why is it that after three years from your supposed capture, inazuma was still at war?
âthat crazy prince... he's still working to find his former fiancĂ©e... and he's razing almost every village apart looking for them!â
ââdidn't the shogunate say that whoever finds her would receive almost 3 million mora?â
âthe entire lot of them are lunatics, i tell you. all because of a missing person, too!â
what's more, why was it still going because of you?!
( èŸć°æ”·æŁź ) AL-HAITHAM: the information guild master
to be fair, normal people don't really run into one of their favorite characters often after transmigrating.
but to be fair, again, you certainly didn't think you'd actually be in your favorite video game franchise caged in bed with essentially one of its main love interests.
eyes wide and unceremoniously lookingâdefinitely not oglingâ at the toned body that's currently enveloping you in its arms, the soft tuft of ashy gray hair caressing the crook of your neck, murmuring incoherent mumbles ofâis that another language?
???????
you blink, looking down at the bare body currently embracing you. oh. oh.
you're an extra.
you're just an extra, but why are you in bed, currently being served breakfast by the most gorgeous man you've ever laid your eyes on, with a pretty view of the rainforests' canopy?
âyou should lie down. if i recall, sufficient sleep is required in order for the human body to perform its basic bodily functions. although our partnership is temporary, to let you fall to harm is a situation i'd like to avoid as much as possible.â
â....what?â
â...?â
the guild master, al-haitham, is a character in Teyvat's Seven Stars that is heavily debated on whether he's technically a villain or not. in the game, he's the right hand of sumeru's leader, nahida, working as the overseer of the AKASHA, a guild that gathers information to the nation's leader. he's a pretty shady characterâalways working behind the scenes and very unfalteringly bluntâand a âvillainâ for crown prince scaramouche's route, helping the protagonist escape his clutches.
he's often the subject of comedic ire, his banters with a certain broke architect always the highlight of any bonafide al-haitham fan.
âwe're expected to work together by lord kusanali's decree in the duration of investigating the hivemind project the lord suspects the baron siraj is partaking in.â
right, that one scene in the game where al-haitham needed to go undercover to infiltrate a coup de etat staged by one of the factions against nahida... right... what.
you were that extra! the one that fell in love with him and pined for his affection!
(âwell, i get that part, but does sleeping together really have to play a part in this...?â
al-haitham gives you a mere quirk of the lip, tilting his head. âwe do have to play the part of a married couple in dire straights, do we not? this cover is more efficient.
...besides, i don't have anything to complain about. you're certainly better company than kaveh.â )
in truth, al-haitham wasn't bad company. far from it. aside from the internal giggling and fangirling (you) and the incredible stack of books (alhaitham) that you have to see more than the grey haired man on a daily basis, the two of you work out a rapport that stems from memories of the body you transmigrated in.
he's nice to be around, surprisingly considerate when he wants to beâhe tells you about the books he always reads....
(who even reads â20 Tongues Language Memorization Guidebook: A Basic Overview of Vocabulary and Termsâ for enjoyment?
the content makes your head run in circles because of how complicated it is; but who wouldn't like to listen to an extremely attractive man overexplain to you with a calm and pretty voice?)
...is generous enough to provide meals and cook dinners that have you crying tears of gratitude because you know how awful yours compares (it was either too bland or too seasoned; al-haitham is surprisingly picky when he wants to be)
(you assigned al-haitham the title of âabsolute s-tier husband materialââ his capabilities are out of this world!)
by chance, you once gave al-haitham a little tidbit of information that proved to be valuable later in the investigationâcourtesy of your avid game knowledgeâwhen you two had been lost to the psychological illusion magic cast by siraj when you two finally broke in his estate.
(âwhatever happens, if siraj messes with your mind, just make sure to think of me instead of anything else.â al-haitham lets his hand find yours.
âyou once asked me if i trusted you, [name].â
â....â you're treated to one of al-haitham's rare smiles, one that warms you up from within. âi do. so don't let yourself get hurt.â)
however, your temporary partner had faltered for once, flinching when siraj took the form of his old grandmother who'd passed to exploit al-haitham's mind, hesitating and frozen in place while siraj inched ever closer to finding out his weakness.
and you couldn't stand it, the character you cared forâthe al-haitham that always had a plan, always knew how to stay calm, had looked so unsure and hopeless.
(âwake up, al-haitham!â
with you cradling his face, al-haitham stares back at the only constant in the memories of his grief, eyes meeting yours. âyou don't have to do it all alone. i'm right here, aren't i? believe in me.â)
your (fake) husband snaps back to reality, finally allowing enough time to apprehend siraj and put a stop to his malicious project.
(âthank you.â al-haitham tells you solemnly. it hits you that this may be the last time you may ever see him. âi'm grateful that you brought me back to yâ to my senses.â
there's a sincerity in your voice that rings from your heart. âanytime, al-haitham.â)
you thought that was the end of it.
defeating siraj meant you two no longer had to associate with each other, but somehow, to your great surprise, al-haitham doesn't stick to the plot at all. you were sure you didn't interfere with the game, though?
for some reason, al-haitham doesn't erase himself from your life, unlike the original route's flow.
in fact, he's become... easy to run into, a constant in your otherwise mundane life. he takes you out to lambad's tavern for an occasional drink, says he's lending you his headphones when you find yourself overwhelmed by the city (you were never good with noises) and even helps you out as you vent your problems to him.
(the day after, said problem conveniently disappears. how strange....)
and most of all, allowing you to enter his personal space... leaving kaveh's jaw dropping when he accuses al-haitham of having a lover.
âyou're always going who knows where with them! what else is there to figure out?â
â...we are merely friends.â
âa friend that you let into your personal library? do they know that you still keep the âfakeâ ring in a box inside the closet?â kaveh laughs. ânice try, al-haitham.â
(after all, kaveh could never unsee the way al-haitham's eyes softened at the feeling of the head on his shoulder lean onto him, with you no doubt asleep. he even took his headphones off! kaveh has never seen him actually take them off in order to keep the person who's sleeping on his shoulder as undisturbed as possible.
in fact, kaveh doesn't think he's ever seen al-haitham be this touchy or considerate with anyone this much before.
.....and most importantly, kaveh would never forget the way al-haitham, a man who found no merit in politeness and preferred bluntness, a man who preferred solitude rather than companyâdeliberately getting close to someoneâpressing a fleeting kiss on the crown of your head.
kaveh blinks. it seems even the throes of love can reach even the most unconquerable of peaks....)
( è±æŹ§æŻć© ) WRIOTHESLEY â the monster duke of the north
ââi need you to gather information on duke wriothesley. serve him undercover as one of the prisoners of the fortress.â
the duke of meropideâa man swamped with terrible rumors. they say he was exiled from the nation due to murdering his entire family. they say he possessed a face worthy of the title of a beastâ grotesque, littered in scars. they say that any who end up in his estate, the iron prison of the north, meropide, never saw the light of day again.
(âonly criminals of the worst kind are fated to be sentenced there. nobody returns, so we've stopped questioning it...â )
so to say you're not fearing for your life that bad right now is a massive understatement.
ânow, mind telling me how you were able to sneak into the most impenetrable prison in all the land, miss prisoner?â
how did it end up like this?
so you wake up and find yourself in jail. lovely.
seriously, of all the places you can transmigrate into, why did it have to be fontaine?! Teyvat's Seven Stars chapter 4's main starting point, the nation of justice is littered with dark themes and high difficulty capture targets.
.... such is the case with the man in front of you. unlike what the rumors of him say, duke wriothesley paints a rugged yet dashing picture of a nobleman, even if he was âif you recallâ one of the hardest capture targets to conquer in the game.
a villain character who you played once during one game route, acting as the driving force during one of the love events of one of the protagonist's other love interest, lyney. duke wriothesley almost assassinates lyney's younger brother, freminent, leading lyney to rally up a certain group to bring the nobleman down.... a typical side character villain, who's existence was added as late as 3 patches away from lyney's.
(even inazuma would be better than this! at least the tyrant route could be avoided, and let's not mention the easy sumeru route as well...)
âwell, miss prisoner, cat got your tongue?â
in summary: fortunately for you, the body you transmigrated is in the position to spy on the current affairs of the fortress of meropide, with courtesy and with permission of one of Fontaine's leaders, neuvillette. unfortunately for you, it seems our dear monsieur wasn't able to inform wriothesley beforehand, leading to the current situation.
aka, you're pressed dangerously close to wriothesley's chest, with a knife at his throat and his hands pinning you against the wall, noses almost touching. you're not sure if this is even the kind of tension that two people who are trying to kill each other are supposed to have...
(âi'm an ally!â you sputter out. wriothesley raises an eyebrow at you. âmonsieur neuvillette sent me.â
âhow am i supposed to trust you after i saw you slinking around here, knife at my throat?â he replies, eyes narrowing. âi know that i'm labelled as a beast, but i don't really know what came over that pretty little head of yours when trying to sneak into my chambers.â
what does he take you for?! â...are you accusing me of something indecent?!â
âjust saying â i've met lots of prisoners with your excuse, my lady.â
âi'm prepared to use this knife, you know.â
âhah.â wriothesley grins. âhow aggressive. more aggressive than most. do you want me that bad?â
âstop twisting my words!â)
in any case, you hate wriothesley. you know he's one of the characters in Teyvat's Seven Stars and is a villain for one of the easy love interest routes in the game, but his personality is... a real piece of work.
you'd rather the protective and kind kazuha, or even the charming and elusive lyney! why did it have to be him?
not only did he not believe you, he even told you to prove your authenticity! you're just glad that his assistant sigewinne had been there to vouch for you â you're not sure if you'd even be on your two feet right now if she didn't.
so now you're stuck constantly on your feet, running to and fro â helping the dark-haired man record new prisoners, establishing trading routes to the main city of Fontaine, and treating other prisoners of the fortress with sigewinne.
your biggest surprise by far, though, is just how... different the duke is from the rumors. his scars were merely battle scars of honor (to which sigewinne rolls her eyes, âyour grace, please stop trying to look coolâ) he got from various succession fights, not scars to show how he was cursed to turn into a beast. he has a love for tea, but always seems to have a cup of your favorite blend with him when you feel tired after a long day of working (laboring) for him and the estate.
(âyour daily report of new convicts, your grace.â
â-this is the tea you like, your grace. i've prepared it in advance.â
âyou're very adamant on proving yourself. aren't you sick of such tasks by now, miss prisoner?â
âno.â wriothesley's expression screams 'why not?' on it. â it's because of my own misjudgement of you.â
â...elaborate.â
âi may have had unnecessary prejudices on your conduct thus far. but you're... not like what the rumors paint you out to be.â you say sincerely. âyou're more amazing and incredible than anyone else. i truly do admire you.â
wriothesley's expression; you couldn't decipher it. âi see.â)
he's battered, but caring. sigewinne makes you watch (in horror) as she doodles cartoonish looking characters on his face when he's asleep â wriothesley never fusses, only an exasperated sigh to his assistant. he's harsh with his tasks and duties, but is the first to rush you into sigewinne's infirmary to tend to you after you pass out from overwork.
(âdon't worry, [name]. the duke may not look it, but he's very gentle!â sigewinne giggles. humoring the little girl who was the first to show you actual decency in this place, you try to nod. sigewinne doesn't seem convinced.
âi'm serious! after all, compared to other people who've snuck into the fortress, you're the first he's treated this way.â she says cheerily.
âwhat does that mean?â you can't help but scoff at that. âso he just works someone to the bone from the get go?â you shudder. damn production zone...
sigewinne blinks. â oh no, not like that. it's just that he's never been so lenient before. in fact, when you fainted, he even gave me the order to prioritize treating you over anything else.â)
well, this wasn't exactly what you thought you would be doing when you transmigrated into your favorite game, but you suppose you can take it.
besides, you'd miss a certain duke otherwise. life truly is full of strange twists....
a/n: thank you for making it this far! if anyone asks why wriothesley's was short, listen, this was completely impulsive and i was out of inspiration LOL, but i do hope you enjoy! look forward to new parts though hehe :3
@ ICEUNHIE: do not repost translate or plagiarize my works.
#teyvat's seven stars â#mhie's spirals#genshin x you#genshin impact imagines#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche x y/n#al haitham x you#alhaitham x reader#al haitham x reader#alhaitham x female reader#al haitham x y/n#wriothesley x you#wriothesley x reader#wriothesley x y/n#scaramouche genshin impact#alhaitham genshin#wriothesley genshin
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Friendly reminder that I hate gaara x lee with all my heart and if you're a shipper please leave! (Unless you're skuun or frange)
#morty stuff#i will not say anything else just know im wary of you all theyre the exception bc they showed me theyre good people#the rest... 50/50 chances of being called a r word for not shipping it also they coincidentally are proshit#theyre like the shika/temas but with gaa/lee. who knows. knows
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đą At Each Other's Throats đą
Spencer Reid x female! Reader
For the CM Kink Bingo Challenge 2024
Summary: A previous encounter means that you're not the biggest fan of Spencer Reid, and you go to some extreme lengths to prove that to him.
Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, Dom! Spencer, but not exactly sub reader , degradation (use of whore, slut), semi-public foreplay, arguing as foreplay etc, oral sex (m receiving, f mentions, too), face fucking, rimming, nipple play, rough sex/ rough play, spanking, slapping, spitting, choking, messy sex, creampie, multiple orgasms, mentions of painful sex/ pain play etc. some possible CNC triggers/ phrasing.
A/N: I couldn't find a gift of Spencer being bitchy enough, so everyone, please enjoy Kyle Orfman from Life After Beth. This one was a labour of love, if love was actually hate. It's 2am. This is obviously not edited, and may never be.
Masterlist || Bingo Board
You knew from reputation alone that you would have a hard time working with Spencer Reid. Perhaps it was the slew of child prodigy articles that popped up alongside his name. Maybe it was even just your preconceived notion of what men with three PhDs, a badge, and a gun were like. Maybe it was the fact that he'd written to you after one of your first professional articles was published in The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology and told you a piece you'd worked on for 18 months was just plain wrong.Â
Either way, you laid eyes on him, and the hatred was cemented. But fuck was he hot.Â
He had no clue who you were as his boss introduced you to him, looking between the two of you as if expecting good things to happen. You should've warned him.Â
âSpencer, this is Y/N. She'll be assisting on a few cases from this month onwards.âÂ
His eyes glazed over as he ran your name through whatever roller index of memories he had stored in there.Â
âY/N is a lecturer at the University of Virginia. She's going to be lecturing at the FBI Academy from September onwards-âÂ
âYou! You wrote an article, I wrote to you about it, did you get my le-â
âYes, I got your letter. I believe you called my writing âjuvenileâ and my thinking âwishful,â and that if I had any actual field experience, I'd slowly understand how many mistakes there were in my writing.âÂ
Agent Hotchner took an almost imperceptible deep breath in, trying to hide the fact that this was all new information to him.Â
âWell, here I am, Doctor Reid.âÂ
The man in front of you gaped for a moment, letting his mouth hang open, closing after a few seconds only to open again. Perhaps you'd disorganized that index of his. You hoped you'd set the goddamn thing alight.Â
âShall we get started?â
To say that you'd gotten off to a bad start was an understatement. Your start had been reversed over by a dump truck with no tires. It had been cemented into the ground with no chance of going anywhere but down into the pits of hell.Â
Which is, coincidentally, where you found yourself every time you had to engage Spencer Reid in conversation.Â
Your first impression of his looks - his incredibly good looks - was that he was even better looking when he was pensive, and unhappy, and being bitchy. He was positively climbable when argumentative, and you liked nothing more than ruining his day, if just for the fact that he'd angrily loosen his tie and pop open his top buttons, exposing the pale white of his neck, and his sharp collar bones, perfectly ready for someone to suck and nip at.Â
He was still an ass, however, and you couldn't bring yourself to sink to those depths.
Four cases in, and you hadn't agreed on one thing. You'd caught a serial arsonist, who he had demanded was most likely an office worker, but you'd countered with college student, and you had prevailed there. 1-0.Â
Then, unfortunately, you'd lost back to back cases with unsubs in the trucking industry, unfamiliar with and uninterested in the life of the Jack Kerouac type.Â
You'd even the playing field at last with a child abduction. And although you knew you'd both been keeping score, you were so genuinely happy for this case to be over. A child was safe at home, and you'd worked so well under pressure (something he had assured you would change your view of your personal forensic psychology theories). 2-2.Â
Of course, those were just the big leagues. You'd fought many petty battles, too, as the war waged.Â
You'd accidentally stolen his place on the jet, enjoying the long bench seat for a good few naps. A few times, he'd settled in next to you, trying to nudge you out of the chair completely, but you'd held your ground.Â
âThis is my seat. Usually. There are like 10 other places on this jet to sit. Why does it have to be here?â He'd grumbled into your ear as you gently elbowed him in the side, accidentally, of course.
âThere aren't assigned seats. Maybe you have control issues, Doctor,â you cut back, trying to avoid speaking too loud to avoid the ire of the group.Â
While you'd enjoyed bickering with - and intellectually besting - Spencer greatly, it did seem that the sentiment wasn't shared by those around you.Â
âYou can't be serious, right now,â Morgan complained from a seat opposite. âYou're seriously fighting over a seat, right now?âÂ
âIt's my seat, Derek, come on, you know it's my seat.âÂ
The look returned to Spencer almost had you ashamed of your petty actions.Â
âI swear they're just taking every advantage to get closer and closer together. Next thing you know, she'll be sitting in his lap,â Emily said from the corner of the plane, so obviously not talking to you that you were almost offended.Â
âAh, young infatuation,â Rossi replied, still ignoring you.Â
Reid slinked just slightly away after that, and you weren't sure if you were more annoyed at the comments themselves or the loss of his annoying companionship.Â
You wanted him to bother you because it meant you'd succeeded in bothering him.Â
You'd had more than your fair share of rather explosive arguments as well.Â
âYou can't seriously believe that Thomas Edison did more for the field of engineering than Nikola Tesla,â he'd shouted at you at a bar after a case had landed you in paperwork hell, filling out forms and working into the late hours.Â
A drink had been suggested, a celebration after solving four straight cases in a row, and you'd gladly taken the chance to unwind.Â
âSpencer, we're literally sat in a bar decorated with multiple light bulbs. Look, there's one. Another! Astounding. Thank you, Mr Edison.âÂ
âAnd none of it would be possible without Alternating Current, so yes. Thank you, Mr Tesla.âÂ
Your teammates had long since abandoned you to your petty bickering and fighting amongst yourselves. They'd stopped getting involved when Penelope had tried to mediate your discussion about Doctor Who, which had quickly devolved into New Who vs Old Who.Â
You didn't even care strongly either way, you just cared that he did. And however he felt, you were sure as hell ready to take up arms against him. Because it was so fuckimg hot watching him lose his shit.Â
You were a grown woman. You could admit that to yourself. You likely wouldn't admit it to anyone else, even if it was as clear as day that you found him unbearable attractive at times. You sure as hell knew that it wasn't a one-way street, from the way his eyes strolled across your body each morning.Â
You wondered if there was a section of his brain that was dedicated to memorising everything you'd said, done, and worn since he'd met you. You hoped there was.Â
On your fifth and final case with the BAU team, you felt unmatched in your annoyance.Â
You were still drawn with Spencer for case breakthroughs, and you felt the need to beat him once again just to nail the point home. He was just stubborn enough to see a 3-2 win as a landslide victory for himself, though you were absolutely going to frame it that way yourself if you managed to be the one to crack everything.Â
All sense of teamwork and camaraderie was off the table.Â
You had a murderer to catch.
Three women, beaten, assaulted, and tied up. He'd shorn their hair but bagged them up so they were unseen. Then he'd placed the bags on display. The unsub was caught between two extremes, hatred of his victims, and gentleness, protecting their dignity in death by covering them up.Â
Obviously, you and Spencer had to decide which side of the debate you were to land on.
âI think we're dealing with a killer without remorse here. It's easier to explain the covering, the dressing of the women as a ritual rather than guilt.âÂ
He'd finally played his cards, and now it was your turn to passionately wipe them from the table.Â
âRemorse? He's cut all their hair off and beat half of them so badly we needed dental to identify them. And in case you've forgotten Spencer, half of them are prostitutes.â
âYou're saying he can't feel remorse for killing prostitutes?â
âThat is not what I'm saying. Don't twist my words."
âWell, of you'd said something that wasn't nonsensical, I'd have a better chance of understanding what the hell you're trying to say!â
With every line you'd stepped closer and closer to one another, like two boxers in a ring, sizing each other up before a fight.Â
You wanted to take his tie and strangle him with it. You wanted to pull him down for a kiss and force him to shut the hell up.Â
âReid, Y/N, both of you take five,â Hotch called sternly from the other side of the room. Guiltily, you both broke away from one another, his hand brushing your side as you took a step back, almost as if he'd meant to grab you before Hotch stepped in.Â
Probably to remove you from the room.Â
âTake five?â You said, mustering all the disappointment you could as you silently pleaded to stick around.Â
âGo back to the motel and get some rest. If you're going to argue like this, I don't need you at the precinct, and I certainly don't need you on my team.âÂ
You blanched at that, almost taken aback by the harsh words as you silently nodded and quietly walked towards the door, letting it shut behind you.Â
Spencer stayed behind, and though you couldn't hear his arguments, you knew he was attempting to reason with Hotch, as well. It evidently didn't work as he stormed out of the room behind you.Â
He looked half like a kicked puppy, half like an angry school kid who'd just been scolded by a teacher.Â
âDon't look at me like that, this is your fault,â you muttered as you walked away from the room.Â
âWhat? How is this my fault?âÂ
âIf you weren't so goddamn infuriating, we'd be able to get some actual work done.âÂ
You marched off in the direction of the exit, but he caught your shoulder before you made it that far.
âYou're blaming me? This is my job, Y/N, not yours. You get to go back to a cushy little office after this is done to teach the people that are going to end up doing the paperwork that consists of only 2% of our job.â
His finger jabbed at your shoulder as he said the words, and you had to resist the temptation to grab it.Â
âDoesn't feel too good to be criticized when you're just doing your job, huh, Spencer?âÂ
His brows knitted together in a deepened scowl and he took a step forward.Â
But there were eyes on you, and whatever confrontation this was, you didn't want to act it out in front of an office full of cops.Â
You turned and walked away again, down a seemingly abandoned hall to what looked to be an empty storage cupboard, flinging the light on and waiting the three seconds it took him to catch up with you.Â
âWhat's your problem?â He said, joining you in the cramped closet.Â
âYou! You're the problem! You're infuriating, and annoying, and most important, you're you!â You poked his chest back, harder than he had earlier, quietly reveling in the feel of his body under your fingertip.Â
âOh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to be someone different? Someone who worships the ground you walk on?â He said, discovering sarcasm for the first time since you'd been introduced.Â
âSure, Spencer, if you can take tour head out of your own ass long enough to worship someone else, then be my guest.âÂ
With a single push he crowded you against the wall, a hand above your head locking you into position as his other hand held your hip, his own hips joining you at the wall as you sucked in a breath.Â
âYou're begging to hear praise, right now, Y/N. Do you even hear yourself?â He asked, whispering the words directly into your ear.Â
âW-Well, you have me pressed up against the wall like some fucking caveman that needs to breed or die.â You spent half the time you were talking trying to compensate for the stutter, trying not to look weak, that you totally missed the words that came from your own mouth.Â
âYou think I want to have sex with you?â He asked, chuckling awkwardly, even as his hand on your hip began rubbing circles, his head hanging lower, just inches away from your mouths meeting.Â
âI think you'd love nothing more,â you said, finally lifting your hands to his hair and tucking a lock behind his ears. âSuch a shame I won't be crawling into your bed.âÂ
âIs that a challenge?â He asked, and you were taken aback for a few seconds.Â
âYou want me so fucking bad, you're trying to convince yoursel-â
With a swoop, he cut you off, his lips meeting yours. You gasped and allowed his tongue to enter your mouth, but you came to your senses quickly. You kissed back with all the anger of the last month and all the attraction that had built up since you'd joined the team. Your tongue fought his, your hands tangled in his hair as his pulled them out, pinning them against a wall. But you slipped free and grabbed him again, grabbing the tie you'd wanted to choke him with earlier and not letting go.Â
His lips were soft, and his body felt hot pressed against you, and you hated how good he was at all of this, how your body responded to his, how each time you pulled away it was with a small whimper as you begged for more.Â
âI knew you wanted me,â he said, between kisses, grabbing your face and tilting it up as he returned his tongue to yours.Â
âOh, shut the fuck up, you kissed me first.â His hands trailed up your hips, untucking your shirt as he pushed his hand under, his cold fingers sending a trail of goosebumps along your skin as you shuddered.Â
âI kissed you because you begged me to,â he said, his fingers caressing the bottom of your chest as he tried to press your bra up further.Â
You were about to argue back when his lips met yours again, and you were lost in the haze of arousal, leg lifting to his hip to better allow him space to settle against you.Â
You grew wilder in your passion, neither of you giving in even for one second as you writhed against each other, begging for satisfaction while denying that you'd ever wanted each other in the first place. Just as it became unbearable, your hands slipping to his belt, ready to pull his cock free and take it, the door opened again.Â
âReid, Y/N,â Morgan said from the doorway as you hastily jumped away from each other.Â
You pulled your shirt down quickly, and Spencer stepped behind you, covering up the tent in his pants as you stared guiltily up at Derek Morgan.Â
âHotch sent me after you to give you the keys to the SUV,â he grumbled, making no comment on anything that happened.Â
âWe were just, um, we were just-â your brain fought for an excuse, but you'd left your brain behind somewhere between joining the BAU and foreplay with Spencer in a closet, so words escaped you.Â
âYou were just making out in a closet. It's okay, we all know,â Derek said, turning to leave.Â
You jumped up, indignant now he'd brushed you off, and followed him out of the closet, an equally shocked Spencer trailing behind you.Â
âWhat do you mean you all know? All know what?â You said, stomping back into the office.Â
âThat you two are into each other. It's why Hotch sent you away earlier. He didn't want to see the two of you going at it,â he said, pressing the car keys into your hands.Â
âWe are not into each other,â Spencer shouted back at Morgan as he stalked off, and you glared at him to shut his mouth. There was a crowd forming, and you still didn't need that attention. Not when your hair was matted from seven minutes in hell with Spencer or when his hand had, once again, settled on your hip, pulling you closer into him.Â
âLet's go,â you huffed, and finally left the building with Spencer right behind you.Â
You didn't talk for the rest of the drive home, even as your brain flooded itself with images of him taking you in the back of the car, your lips around his dick as he drove, him pulling over to bend you over the hood.Â
You went straight to your separate rooms when you got back to the motel, though you swore that the walls were thin enough that he surely heard you pleasure yourself, fingers sinking into yourself. You weren't sure if he, too, had his hand wrapped around his cock, or if your brain was just now imagining whatever it liked to spur you on.Â
Imagined or real, his moans were delicious, a maddening mix of frustration, exasperation and desperation, whimpers and groans, and small growls until you yourself were cumming, and letting yourself sleep.
You avoided talking, all talking, until the end of the case, even as your head replayed his infuriating words, his moans and the rustling sound of his fingers pressing your shirt up. You refused to talk to him to give his coworkers the validation of arguing with him once more. You weren't into each other.Â
You simply wanted to fuck him. You didn't like him as a person otherwise.Â
In avoiding him, though, the small taste of release you'd sampled in the closet had your softer parts deliriously wanting more. As much as you hated Spencer, you needed him so bad.Â
You'd given him the cold shoulder but he'd returned it just as quickly, and you were more annoyed not talking to him than you weren't.Â
Your last case wrapped up, and you decided it was time to give him what he so obviously wanted. A conversation.Â
You sat yourself right back down in his seat as you got on the jet and laid down, pulling his blanket over yourself as you took up the entire space.Â
The others shook their heads at you as they walked on, Spencer taking up the rear. His eyes met yours, and he scowled, and you couldn't help but wonder if he'd look like that fucking you, so stern and angry.Â
You sighed and pushed onto your side as he stood over you.Â
âThat's my seat.âÂ
You smiled in success as you looked over your shoulder.Â
âI'm tired, I'm going to sleep.âÂ
âBut that is my seat-âÂ
âSpencer, you've sat on every seat on this damn plane before, that wasn't your seat until last month, now sit down, shut up and let me rest,â JJ exploded and you suddenly felt bad for drawing him into your argument. Or you did until you sat up a bit, and he sat himself right down where your head had been.Â
âSpencer!â
âI give upâŠâ JJ groaned from the table seats, pulling headphones over her head and shutting her eyes, and the others made to ignore you similarly.Â
Not one to be beaten, you pushed the book in his hands off his lap and laid your head down again, now cushioned by his legs.Â
âWhat-â his voice squeaked as you shut your eyes, too, and made yourself comfortable. He didn't push you off, or, heaven forbid, start talking to you again. Shockingly, he adjusted to the position quickly and resigned himself to pillow duty for the six hour flight.Â
You, too, shocked yourself by how fast you fell asleep. You woke up with his hands in your hair, stroking your head as he read, book in one hand, you in the other. His hands felt wonderful, raking through your long locks, brushing each errant hair off your face.Â
âSpencer?â You said, voice still thick with sleep.Â
His hand shot away, and you almost regretted not pretending to sleep for longer, sure that he'd have gone on if you hadn't said anything.Â
You straightened and cleared your own throat as you stretched, sitting quietly as you listened to the flight landing announcement.Â
âCongrats, Y/N, you've successfully finished your time with the BAU,â Rossi said from his seat opposite you, strapping in for the landing.
âAnd you haven't been shot, kidnapped, or slapped. That's gotta be a first, right?â Emily joked from the corner.Â
You smiled quietly as you strapped yourself down, scooting even closer to Spencer now to get your belt fastened.
Still, you couldn't resist the urge to mumble a retort.
âI'm sure Spencer thought about it a few times,â you sighed, a breath of resignation releasing from your lips dramatically.
The others chuckled, but Spencer sat silently next to you until the jet landed.Â
He stayed quiet as he began to pack his things, but it became clear quickly that he was dragging everything out. As the plane emptied, you shot him a curious look, not daring to speak until you were the last two on the plane.Â
âYou're being slow today.âÂ
âI've never thought about shooting you or kidnapping you,â he said, voice low and quiet, even though you were alone.Â
âIt was a joke, Spencer,â you started, so sick of him taking g everything so seriously. You made to walk past him, but as you did, you felt his hand on your waist pulling you back as another hand came hard and fast at your ass.Â
âI wasn't finished speaking,â he said as his hand ran over your butt, soothing the pain he'd just delivered. âI have thought about slapping you, though.âÂ
With that he grabbed his bag and stalked off the jet, not bothering to cast another look behind him.Â
Two could play at that game.Â
In about the most childish was you could muster, you ran ahead of him, staying three paces directly in front of him as he tried to overtake you. You moved when he moved. You sped up when he sped up. You even stopped a few times, so he'd run into you.Â
âY/N, cut it out.â
âMake me,â you said, throwing a withering look over your shoulder.Â
He didn't wither.Â
Instead, he grabbed your arm and marched you all the way through the FBI building, down to the parking lot, and into your car. As soon as he had you safely in the driver's seat, he closed the door, pulling off your visitors' pass.Â
âI'll return this for you, no need for you to dally.âÂ
âFuck you,â you spat out the window as you started the ignition.Â
âIt's been a pleasure,â he said with a grimace.Â
âNo, it hasn't,â you said back, wondering how long you'd spend in jail of you just mowed him down then and there.Â
âYouâre right. It hasn't,â he said, leaning down and into the window so you were now eye to eye.Â
âReally? It seems like you got a lot of pleasure out of spanking me earlier. You were certainly experiencing a lot of pleasure when you pushed me up against a wall last week. If it wasn't pleasure, there was definitely something long-â
âLong?â He smirked.
âAnd hard in your pants.âÂ
He leaned in through the window, his breath fanning against your cheeks as he whispered into your ear.Â
âThat was my gun.âÂ
âAnd I certainly won't be helping you fire a load,â you said, starting the ignition and pushing him back from the window as you drove away from the FBI and away from Spencer Reid.Â
It infuriated him that you'd gotten the last word. You'd spent a month with him and hadn't even given him a chance to show off his good qualities, and then you'd left without giving him a chance to prove himself.Â
And, in doing so, you'd told a blatant lie.Â
There had been two people in that closet, two people with tongues desperate for contact, eager for battle. You'd been moaning just as much as he had when his hands found your nipples.Â
But you'd gotten to drive away without listening to his retort, and it was killing him.Â
He sat and seethed at his desk for a while, waiting for the sense of relief that you were gone to wash over him. This had been what he wanted for weeks. Why was he now so discontent? Why did everything feel wrong?Â
Abandoning paperwork he knew wouldn't be needed until at least next week, Spencer found your address in the team files, wrote it down, and left his desk.Â
When you got home, there was nothing waiting for you.Â
It was annoying. You'd spent the last month constantly on the go, always with more work, more cases, more paperwork. You'd killed any apparent gaps with Spencer.Â
You could still feel his hands on your ass. You hated to admit it, but in your short acquaintance with Doctor Asshat, you'd grown fond of having him around as eye candy. When he wasn't being annoying (talking, breathing, or generally just being), you could quite happily imagine his head buried between your legs, his tongue lapping up every drop of cum you had to offer.Â
There were definitely better things he could be doing with his mouth, in any case.Â
Your body felt hot, itchy, and neglected as you got home, running a shower immediately and stepping in.Â
The water was hot, and the room steamed up faster than you expected. You washed away the fatigue, and you washed away the dirt of a month of cheap motels..Â
Just as you were about to wash away the memories of Spencer Reid and his stupidly skilful tongue, the doorbell rang.Â
It wasn't unusual for you to get visitors at 10 pm, but usually they announced themselves.Â
You stayed put in the shower. It was probably a package you'd ordered, and it could honestly wait.Â
The ringing, though, didn't stop. Whoever was at your door was insistent. First, the door rang to the rhythm of jingle bells. Then, they moved on to Fur Elise. When they got to Flight of the Bumblebees Levels of bullshit, you couldn't stand it anymore.Â
You wrapped a towel around you and pulled the door open wide.Â
âSp- mm?â You said, shocked to see him there, but completely floored by his appearance, and more importantly the two hands he'd planted on your cheeks as he pulled you in for a hot, hard, and fast kiss.Â
You pushed him off with a hard slap to his face, and stalked further into your apartment, knowing he'd follow closely behind.
You heard the door slam shut as he made to grab you again, but you stayed just out of reach.Â
âWhat the fuck are you doing here?âÂ
âI came because neither of us will move on without this.â
âOh, you need me so much you won't be able to move on if you don't fuck me?â You scoffed, expecting a sarcastic answer to a sarcastic question.Â
âYes,â he said, and your shock at his earnestness gave him the moment he needed to grab at you again.Â
This time, though, the tiny towel that had been holding your dignity in place dropped to the floor as Spencer Reid pinned you against the wall.Â
âAlready fucking bare and wet for me, how well-behaved.â
âGo fuck yourself!â you said, even as his hands cupped your breasts, grabbing and pulling both of your nipples, making you moan.
âSee, your mouth is being a bitch, but your body is being a whore.âÂ
âJust fuck me won't you? No need to run your mouth.âÂ
âI think we're finally in agreement on something,â he said, pushing you to your knees.Â
âWhat? Sp-âÂ
In one quick swoop he released his cock from his pants and wrapped a hand around all of your hair as he slid it down your waiting throat.Â
As much as you protested, your mouth was wide open, and your hands wrapped around him just as eagerly.Â
Holding your head still, Spencer began to talk as he fucked your throat.Â
âThere we go. That's exactly how I've needed you for the last month.â
You glared at him as you sank your nails into his thighs, gagging on his cock as he picked up his pace.
With two taps on his leg, you requested a moment, and he quickly pulled his dick out of your mouth.Â
You coughed quickly, then spat out all of your accumulated drool before looking up at him.Â
Part of you wanted to force him down next to you, to make him taste your cunt the way you'd thought about earlier. The other part, the larger part, was excited about him using you.Â
He grabbed his dick and slapped your face with it, returning your earlier hit. He was waiting for you to open up again so he could cum down your throat and leave.Â
âOpen,â he demanded.Â
You didn't comply, but you stuck out your tongue, lapping at his tip slowly as you sat on your hands. He held his breath as you kissed the underside of his shaft, making his way to his balls. You reached them and finally sucked them into your mouth, making sure to look up and make eye contact with him as you toyed with his private place.
He didn't argue or complain. Instead he fisted a hand into your hair and dragged you to your bedroom.Â
Divesting himself of his pants and shirt, he sat down and, still on all fours, pushed your face back into his crotch. Perched on the edge of your bed, he held his cock up and served himself to you.Â
âWell? Get back to it, Y/N.âÂ
Your tongue found his cock first as his hands massaged his balls, playing with them gently as you licked all the way to his tip then buried yourself between his asscheeks. You licked at the skin between his ass and balls, you tasted every inch of him, and you grew angry that he still hadn't done this for you.Â
Against his wished, you rose and spat on his cock, before squeezing it hard.Â
âSpencer, are you going to fuck me or are you just going to ruin my makeup?âÂ
âYou look prettier with spit coating your face than you've looked with any lipstick,â he said as you pushed him down onto the bed and grabbed his cock.Â
Straddling his waist, you were surprised he.let you sink down onto his cock without so much as another word. You felt him fill you up, one inch, then another until you sat fully sheathed on top of him.Â
And then he flipped you over so he was back in control.Â
âSon of a bitch,â you muttered as he pulled out and thrust back in.Â
âYou wanted me to fuck you, I'm fucking you.â
You wanted to argue but all you could do was moan yes as he set a furious pace, thumb and forefinger pinching your clit as you bucked into him wildly.
You couldn't stand too much of this, knowing that you wanted to at least outlast him. You wanted to tell him how pathetic he was for cumming first, you wanted to gloat that he'd wanted you more, that he couldn't resist breeding your hot wet cunt. You knew any more of this, though, and you would instead be on the receiving end of those same taunts.Â
Pushing against his chest, you used the last of your strength to flip him over again. He struggled, though, stronger than you were expecting, and you rolled together like that for a few moments.
You almost went crashing to the floor as he fought for control, but he pushed a foot off the bed and held you up with his lower body strength. The new position though forced his cock deeper, to just the right angle, and when he thrust into you again, you did something you'd never done before during sex.Â
You screamed your pleasure.Â
Your orgasm ripped through you, as painful as it was pleasurable, and you grabbed Spencer Reid by the neck and forced his tongue to meet yours.Â
He couldn't complain, too busy moaning about your hot, wet, and now tighter cunt to worry about whether he should be kissing you.Â
He pulled back and picked his pace right back up, but this time, you resisted less. Hooking a hand under your legs, he pressed your legs up, pushing his stomach and chest down just above your own as he moved slower but harder.Â
You wondered if this was what other wen talked about when they said they wanted someone to beat their pussy up, to use them until they couldn't stand. You didn't think you could even think about walking again for the next month as he spread your knees apart and pinned them to the bed, unloading his cum as deep inside you as anything had ever been.
You didn't even know your body bent that way.Â
Panting, he collapsed on top of you and buried his head in your shoulder, mumbling and muttering to himself as he came down from his ecstasy.Â
He didn't pull out. He barely even softened as he kissed across the expanse of your throat, thrusting shallowly with each nip, until your body couldn't take anymore.Â
He picked a spot and sucked, and licked and bit and soothed as he ended one round, and began another.Â
âSpencer-â you said, gasping as he sat up, his cock once again standing at attention, filling you still.Â
âNo. Stop. Don't talk, we're not good when we talk.âÂ
You nodded and pulled him back for another kiss, wrapping a hand around his throat and pressing hard as he moaned and groaned into you.Â
Still wet and slippery and sensitive from your first attempt, neither of you lasted long, falling to the bed when it was all over with a grunt of overexertion.Â
âThat wasâŠâ you said, stopping there, for once totally speechless.
âThat was good?â He supplied, but just good wasn't enough.Â
âYes,â you agreed, though, not willing to let your cunt rule your mind when around him.
Anymore, at least.Â
âWe should⊠we should probably never speak again,â you said, even as your hand reached out for his, fingers tangling.Â
âOf course. I'll leave, and we won't ever speak again,â he said, stroking your hand with his thumb, bringing your clasped hands to his mouth and pressing a kiss to your hand.
âYou haven't left yet.âÂ
âI haven't.â
âI have nowhere to be tomorrow,â you said. âYou don'tâŠâ
âI won't leave yet. We might as well enjoy this,â he said, propping himself up on his elbows as he looked over your naked body.Â
âWe should definitely just get this out of our systems now. What's the harm in that?âÂ
âI agree. If we're committing to a one time thing, we might as well go all in.â
âExactly,â you said.Â
âExactly,â he parrotted.
Exactly a year later, the members of the BAU received invitations in the post to your wedding. Because the both of you had convinced yourself that that one time had never ended and never had need to.Â
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DAY 11: COCK WARMING + NIPPLE PLAY
With: Suguru Geto
Word Count: 2.5k
Warnings: sub! geto, afab!/fem! reader (reader gets called "ma'am" once) , geto's nipples are abused :/, bottom reader, creampie, reader is a bit of a pervert, nipple piercings mention, begging and crying (like usual)
A/N: and you guys thought i would NEVER post for kinktober (nobody said this I just think u r thinking it). here I am. this one was strange to write tho idk. kinda wasn't feeling it :/ but maybe u guys will
You feel a kiss pressed into the back of your neck, and then two, and suddenly, you can feel your lover trying to plant a hickey on your skin. You pull away quickly, and the man behind you groans in annoyance. âNice try. Relax, Suguru, you are being so needy,â You complain, readjusting yourself on his lap. Geto makes a low noise, similar to a whimper, and you canât help but grin at the meek sound.
He recomposes himself, taking in a deep breath and letting out a low laugh. âJust give me a chance, my love. I will make you feel good. J-Just let me.â His words come out more of a plea, and he internally curses himself â pleading only makes it worse.
You stretch your arms out with a mewl, listening to the satisfying pop in your shoulders. Then, you collapse against Getoâs chest with a yawn. His hands rest on your thighs, and his leg begins to bounce, trying to distract himself. âDont want to. Can we just relax and watch the movie?â You hum in return.
He faintly hears the movie playing in the background, but he can't pay attention to it. All he can think of is how badly he needs to cum, how desperately he craves to fuck you. You have been sitting on his cock for twenty minutes now, and he feels like he is going insane. âPlease let me move. I will be quick, I swear. Just let me cum first, and I will watch the movie!â
You furrow your eyebrows. âIs that all I am to you? Something to fuck? I was trying to have a nice evening, and here you are ruining it cause you can't control yourself.â
Geto grinds his teeth together. He knows what you are doing, especially the way you tightened up just coincidentally after you said that. But still, he plays his part, knowing that it was worse not to. âItâs not like that, you know that.â He begins to kiss your neck, hoping to coax something out of you. âJust want it, s-so badly. Love you so much, but you are torturing me, you know that?â He murmurs, trying to keep his voice from shaking. He licks at his lips, and his fingers twitch on your thigh.
You shake your head, leaning forward to grab a piece of popcorn. The movement of you slightly raising yourself up and then down sends Geto moaning out, and his hands instinctually grab onto your hips. His fingers are shaking, and he is trying his best not just to hold you down and fuck you then and there. He wasnât one to disobey that easily, instincts aside.
But as if nothing happened, you slump against his chest, feeding yourself some more popcorn. âNo,â You decide, leaning up to press a small kiss to his jaw. âI just want to relax here. âs comfortable. You are alright with that, yes, Suguru?â
His mouth goes dry, and he glares at the back of your neck. Suguru knows that is wasnât simply because you wanted to relax â no, you wanted to tease him, to drive him insane. He wants to yell at you, but nothing will come out of that. So he tries to relax on the couch, spreading his legs and looking at the ceiling. âYeah. âs fine. Relax. Relax,â he murmurs mostly to himself, trying to get himself not to buck his hips into you.
âGood boy,â You coo, pressing another couple of kisses to his neck. He, in turn, jumps with a noise just smaller than a whimper, but tries his best not to complain.
 And then the two of you remain silent for the next ten minutes. You just sat and watched the movie, and Geto found himself playing with anything he could to force himself not to move his hips. He even got soft for a moment when he spent a couple of minutes thinking about how gross curses taste, but with one sigh from you as your arms stretch out and reposition yourself on his cock, he finds himself hard again.Â
But then, out of the blue, you turn yourself on his lap and face him. He gulps when he feels your cheek press against his chest while you wear a small grin on your face. You were planning something, he could tell.Â
âThis movie sucks,â You complain, âNeed some better entertainment.â
Getoâs eyes widen and his breathing picks up. âLet me fuck you,â He breathes, using his shaky hands to tilt your jaw up to face him. âPlease, I-I promise it will keep you entertained.â
You pull away from his grip, and the man furrows his eyebrows. âNot happening. If you ask again, I will leave you here. Do you understand Suguru?â
He does let a whine slip out this time, but you dont flinch at him, instead seeming to narrow your eyes even more. He nods his head, gulping, before saying, âYes, maâam.â
You frown at him, rubbing your thumb on his closed lips. âPoor baby. I wish your body were just as obedient as your mouth. Must be so frustrated.â
Your hands pull away from his mouth and trace down the flowy white tee shirt he wears for bed. They stop and circle the two erect nipples on his chest, and Geto flinches. âI am. Can you please help me?â
You pinch one of his nipples through the cloth and his whole body jerks. âI take it back. Your mouth is as whorish as your body,â You seem to seeth, and Suguru is quick to mumble out multiple apologies to try to get you to let go of the sensitive buds.
After a moment, you spare him and let go of them, but your hands trail to the base of the shirt before sliding under it until your hands touch his abdomen. Suguru gulps but doesnât say anything as you force his shirt up and over his head. The cloth lands just behind his neck, but neither of you spares it a glance.
Then, your hands dance their way up to his nipples, causing his entire body to freeze. For the months you spent dating him, you have grown fawn of toying with the cute nubs. They were always an erogenous spot for your lover, but during sex, you make sure to always somehow stimulate them. Eventually, they became more and more sensitive, and sometimes, if you are lucky, you can hear him hiss out when they graze the fabric of his shirt while stripping. He has taken to baggier clothes instead of trying to reason with you.
Geto doesnât move from his position, but his eyes look up at you in a plea. His chest was puffy from yesterday nightâs teasing, and you could make out a faint bite mark that trapped the bud. âHow do you manage to get cuter?â You sigh, gently pinching both of them in between your pointer and middle finger, which makes a low whine slip from his mouth.
âI dont think I have met anyone other than you that has a strange fascination in a maleâs chest,â Suguru mumbles out, a small pout on his face that doesnât last long, considering that your mouth has found its way to his chest.
His eyes widen, and his hands shoot from your thigh to the back of your hair. âH-Hey. Wait. Oh fuck. Gentle!â He borderline yelps, back arching against the couch as his eyes screw shut. It sends a shiver down his body, and with every drag of your tongue, he can feel himself grow overstimulated.
You grin into his skin, and he can feel your teeth graze against him. âI am,â you mumble out, moving to give the other nipple some attention. His hand tightens on your hair, and he grinds his teeth together to try to distract himself from the overbearing stimulation. It was borderline painful, but at the same time, he knew that the couple probably cum from that alone. And thatâs what worried him.
âNow, can I?â
You cock your head to the side, dragging your tongue up his chest. âCan you what?â
Suguru goes quiet for a moment, mouth slightly open as another full-body shiver runs down his spine. âI dont want to cum like this,â he begs, dark eyes flickering to you in a plea, âI wantâplease let me fuck you. Please. Please!â.Â
Your other hand creeps toward his other nipple, running circles around it. It was wet from your mouth, so your finger slides easily over the reddened flesh. His breaths are coming out in his pants, switching from holding his breath to try and ignore the sensation to rapid exhales as he tries to move his chest away from you. It was endearing, seeing him squirm because he usually held his composure well, always growing embarrassed when you tease him about it.
âWhy? It feels good, yeah? I think you are going about this the wrong way, Suguru,â You sigh, now using both fingers to flick at the nub. Your lips are millimeters from his, and he is borderline breathing into your mouth. âIt is a privilege to cum, yâknow.â
Your lover licks at his lips, twitching and letting out a small yelp. âI-I know. Thankful for it. But, itâs a lot,â he whines, accidentally pressing an open-mouthed kiss to your lips when his body uncontrollably jerks.Â
He shakes his head back and forth when you chuckle at him, tears beginning to pool in his eyes. âItâsâYou are driving me insane,â the man warbles, biting the inside of his mouth and shutting his eyes when you pinch him. His hands drift back to your waste again, and he rolls his hips upward. The action makes you raise your eyebrows, intrigued by the sudden defiance.Â
âDont wanna cum, dont wanna cum like this. Please, please, please move.â You watch as his hands ghost up and down your waist, most likely imagining what it would be like to have you bounce on him. His eyes are screwed shut, and his eyebrows are furrowed in concentration â you even have to tear his lip from his teeth before it begins to bleed.
You dramatically sigh, finally tearing your fingers from his chest to pin them to your side. The action causes him to blink up at you in confusion, and you watch as a singular tear fall to his cheek. âYou have 15 seconds to cum, do you understand?â
His body goes rigid, and he leans up from the couch to get closer to you. âCan I?â
âYes,â you mumble, rolling your eyes. âyou can fuck me. Your time starts now.âÂ
In an instant, you are being pinned to his chest with his face buried into your neck. His hands dig into your waist, and he begins his frantic thrusts upward. Loud moans are breathed into your shoulder, and his mouth begins to pepper your skin in love bites. âThank you. Thank you. Thank you,â Geto chants, eyes falling contently shut.
Your eyes widen at the suddenness of it all, especially the fact that your face was now suffocating in his chest. But you take this as an opportunity, and immediately your mouth falls on the closest nipple, using your teeth to nibble at it gently.
The reaction is immediate; Geto curses out as his back slightly arches. His pace doesnât let up even with the sensitive distraction, and more tears seem to tumble down his face. âTen seconds,â You whisper into his chest, trying to hide the tremble in your voice from how rough he was being with you. He didnât seem to have a care in the world, simply focusing on his pleasure alone. You didnât know if you found that cute or annoying.
âW-Wait. Give me five more. Y-Youâre counting too fast!â He frantically demands, pulling you tighter toward him. You dont respond, instead trying to find some breathing room to switch to the other nipple. This time when you do latch onto it, you bite it harder than any of the other times, and Geto lets out a screeching sound. Tears cascade down his face, and he whimpers out in pain, but nevertheless, he continues to thrust upward, not willing to miss out on his orgasm.
âFive seconds,â You purr, and at the words, he begins to cry into your neck. Strong arms encompass your entire frame, and he digs his fingers into any surface he can on your body. But his sounds were higher in pitch, and his thrusts were uneven, so you could tell that he was close.
âThreeâŠâ He shakes his head back and forth, thick hair tickling your shoulder as his breaths become shorter. His eyes begin to widen, and he gulps, continuing with his hip movements. The room fills with loud slapping noises and pants from both parties.Â
âTwoâŠâ
But you didnât get to one because after sending one last long lick to the sensitive bud, Getos comes crashing down. The sound he lets out is breathless, similar to a moan and hiccup, like he struggling to breathe. He throws his head back, and it is just centimeters away from knocking into your chin, but you dont have the energy to tease him. Besides, even if you did, he wouldnât listen, not in this state at least.
Cum begins to leak out and slide back onto his dick, and the feeling makes you sigh. Getos orgasm lasts around twenty seconds, but even after, his body twitches with aftershock. You watch sweat drip down his neck, and his chest rises and falls as he tries to catch his breath, But he wears a lazy grin on his face, eyes hazy, but completely content, finally sedated.Â
Geto releases your arms and collapses back onto the couch with one last deep sigh. You take this time to inspect his body, grinning to yourself when you catch sight of his nipples. When he catches your gaze, his arms immediately reach out to cover himself. âNo more nipple play for a long, long, long time. You are officially cut off from my chest.â
You let out a loud whine in complaint. âYou canât do that! I was just thinking about piercing them!â
The man stares at you incredulously, shivering at the idea of a needle driving through his already oversensitive nipples. âYou must be crazy,â he sighs, âand a pervert. Now get off me, letâs go get cleaned up. I want to finish the movie.â
âUh huh, so now you want to watch the movie with me!â He doesnât respond, instead just grabbing you by the waist and dragging you toward the bathroom.Â
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So Iâve fallen into the DPxDC thing. Not sure how, and I only have fandom characterizations and wiki knowledge but. I have a thing.
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Once upon a time there was a boy, no older than fourteen, with hair darker than night and eyes bluer than the summer sky. Once upon a time, there was a budding scientist with a caring sister and two lovably scattered scientist parents. Once upon a time, there was a terrible accident. Once upon a time there was a boy, no older than fourteen, with hair whiter than snow, skin paler than death, eyes greener than toxic waste. Once upon a time, the boy needed help as more and more potentially world ending events descended on his town. Once upon a time, nobody but the government came. Once upon a time, the boy, his sister, and his friends escaped.
This is what happened next.
When they split up, Danny had drawn Gotham. Gotham with its so called âvigilante familyâ. Gotham whose so called âprotectorsâ had been asked multiple times through the so called âJustice Leagueâ for help. But just like true justice, they were blind to his requests. His pleas. Both he and Amity Park were left to rot. It had been five years now but Danny was still mad. When he and his friends escaped the three of them each went to a different League infested city. They werenât strong enough to do more than gather intel butâŠ. Intel would lead to openings.
It took a bit of Tuckerâs help in re-establishing his identity and giving him a realistic transcript for what his trajectory would have been if he wasnât constantly fighting ghosts (mid to high Cs with a couple Bs instead of mid to low Ds with a couple Cs). But he managed a halfway decent scholarship to Gotham U. It covered tuition, books, and just enough for some food.
Sure Danny was technically homeless, but heâs lived through worse. Besides, the shitty parts of town had plenty of empty apartments. Careful use of his ghost powers made acquisition of an apartment a breeze. By the time the semester started, Danny had found himself a place. Tucker had slipped into the network and made sure the landlord wouldnât be renting it - a coincidental shift of the management had been really helpful, Danny wouldnât lie - as it looked as if it had been permanently bought. Danny did some within-wall plumbing to get himself water access, then rewired the electrical box outside to grant him access to the grid. Though it was all illegal and would crumble if people talked to each other about it, he counted his blessings for the moment. Illegal meant fewer ways to be tracked after all.
Ridiculous that a nineteen year old had to think about avoiding being tracked, but here he was. Every time he saw the bat signal in the distance his core writhed, and the nearby ghosts scattered. Crime Alley had its own masked vigilante, who didnât seem to be always on good terms with the Bats, which was fine by him. The less chance of running into them the less chance he had of blowing his âNormal Human Dan Nightingaleâ life to pieces. Danny hadnât seen this Red Hood person face to face yet, but he had heard stories.
Gotham had enough ambient ecto to sustain him without his ghost form and trips to the Realms, which was good because the more he used his powers, the more likely he was to get picked up by the Governmentâs sensors. The GIW had been sent by The League after all. They were trouble enough on their own. He didnât want them to have backup while his own was spread across the country. He missed flying and seeing the stars, but Danny had to admit that he was a huge fan of the not getting hunted for sport thing.
It made times like these difficult though. Currently Danny was being mugged. Or⊠the guy was attempting to mug him. âFor the fifth time dude, I live in this part of town. I donât have any money.â Danny was trying to explain to the guy holding a knife to his midsection.
In another life he would have kicked the guyâs ass. Instead he had his hands up as he was pressed back to the crumbling brick and boarded up window of what used to be a shop front.
âDonât play games with me kid! Youâre going to college. You have money.â The guy pressed the knife point harder into his stomach, the knife tip barely a pound of pressure away from puncturing his skin. As it was heâd have to mend his shirt.
âYeah, on a shitty scholarship. I canât even afford dinner every night.â Thank god for ambient ecto. âHere Iâm going to reach into my pocket and get my wallet.â Slowly Danny lowered one of his hands and slid two fingers into his pocket, coming back out with a thin, worn leather wallet. He raised it back up and unfolded it âno credit cards.â He slid his fingers into where he kept the two dollars he had left this month and turned them invisible. Then he tilted it so the would be mugger could see. âSee? Nothing. Can I go home now? Iâve got the rest of an essay to write before the library opens tomorrow. I donât even have a computer to type it on myself.â
âYouâre lying! Youâve gotta have something!â The guy was getting more and more frantic. Probably jonesing for a fix of whatever drug flooded this place.
âIf I had it I would have given it to you.â Danny explained patiently, âI have more sense than to get stabbed over some cash. But I donât have it.â
âLiar!â The man yelled, jabbing the knife into him. Danny grunted in pain, not a shout, pain didnât make him shout anymore, as the heavy thud of boots hit the ground. The guy was suddenly removed from in front of him. Danny swore loudly, careful to press his hands around the knife as his core demanded he do something. Instead all he did was breathe. When he got enough of a handle on the pain-fight response to know his eyes werenât changing, Danny looked up.
The first thing he noticed was a red bat logo on the manâs chest. âOh no not you.â He groaned half to himself.
The man slammed his mugger into the wall with a sick crack, and let him slump to the ground beside where Danny was bent over. âExcuse me?â The man asked, voice modulator seeming to glitch slightly, coming out more robotic. That was probably Dannyâs fault. He needed a tighter control of his aura. But he didnât have it right now.
âI donât need your help.â He ground out through grit teeth.
âYouâve been stabbed.â The man explained, as if Danny was someone in shock. Which, fair. He might be.
âYouâre one of those Bat fucks. I donât need help from a Bat.â He grit out in reply, voice barely held together under his growl.
âI am not with the Bats.â Danny snorted, then groaned as that was the absolute wrong choice. Instead he just reached up with one bloody hand, which he couldnât keep the slight tremor out of, and swiped his blood across the red bat symbol on his âheroâsâ chest. âOh. That. WeâŠ. Had a falling out.â
âRight. Well. Iâll leave you to it. Next time, let me get mugged.â Danny took another fortifying breath, trying to settle his core. It screamed pain-revenge-fight at him, but now was not the time. He needed to get back to his apartment and get this knife out of him. Then check in with Sam and Tucker. Maybe Jazz. Though she was at one of the Ivy League schools and he really should leave her be. Let someone have a future.
The man with the red bat logo said something after him as Danny shouldered past and shuffled down the street, but Danny ignored it.
Fucking Bats. Fucking Gotham. JustâŠ. Fuck.
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[Batmom!reader trying to mend Jason and Bruceâs relationship]
Batmom!reader : oh, please put the dish right here, Alfredâ
Bruce, walks in : darlingâ what is this?
Batmom!reader : what does it look like? Trying to fix your problems for you, honey
Bruce : by whatâ dinner??
Batmom!reader, standing in front of him : itâs certainly have to start somewhere. And coincidentally meeting during fighting crime is hardly a proper reunion, honey
Bruce, sighs : darling, I appreciate all the efforts you put in for this. But what makes you think heâs going to listen?
Batmom!reader, smirks : well, itâs a good thing that our son likes one of us, isnât it?
Bruce : . . .
Batmom!reader : now please, go and make yourself look decent. I want to see my husband, and our son as our son and my husbandâ not Batman and Red Hood at the dining table.
Bruce : what, you intend to have him over for dinner like a son thatâs just returned from college to reunite with his parents? Not even you can fix a broken family, [NAME].
Batmom!reader : excuse me?
Bruce, immediately regretting it : (oh shitâ)
Batmom!reader, sighs : I know that youâre nervous, I am too. But if we donât, weâll lose him foreverâ weâve given a second chance, Bruce. Letâs not throw it away.
Batmom!reader, hands on hips : now are you going to help me or what?
Bruce : ..I would do anything that you would ask of me.
Batmom!reader : good!ïŒ*ăŻïŒŸ*ïŒ
Batmom!reader, kissed his cheek : now get your ass in the shower, youâre stinking up the food! (âąÌâ€âąÌ)
Bruce : yes, maâam
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Nope.
Gwenpool is a random unrelated girl from the "Real World" named Gwen Poole who managed to enter the comic book world. She adopted a superhero persona because as an avid comic reader she's aware that heroes typically have a lower chance of dying than random civilians do. She initially has no powers but gains control over the medium as her story progresses, eventually making her one of the most powerful characters in the canon.
Her resemblance to Gwen Stacy and Deadpool is because of her origin as a one-off variant cover design, which was riffing on the Spider-Gwen concept. This character design gained popularity, which caused Marvel to explore it further. In the realized story however, she is essentially entirely unconnected from both Gwen Stacy and Deadpool, and all similarities are canonically coincidental.
Read Unbelievable Gwenpool! It's good.
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