#gonna swallow him whole!

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

[rysanf]

this scene made my knees weak 🙏🙏

[piquuroblox]

Hey Opi... Your daily Astro is here...

OCEAN. OCEAN. YOU DID THIS BECAUSE MY DUMB SELF STEPPED ON A THUMBTACK DIDNT YOU.MYOURE EVIL. YOURE EVIL.SO EVIL IM GIGGLGINGG SSMILING RUNNING AROUND THE ENTIRE HOUSE.N

i cant even lean on my Really expensive Lamborghini i literally just blew it up. im gonna spontaneously combust . Set aeveryhigh aorund me ablaze. I AM ON FIRE! I AM ON FIRE! OMGGGG ASTRO THATS SI CRAZY😭😭😭😭😭😭 THERES NO FIRE EXTINGUISHER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT OUT 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓶𝓮.. YOU HAVE TO SAVE MY LIFE HURRY,!!!!!!!!!!!

he needs to reject me so i can move on. Please. but like reject as in kill me or something because thats never happening.

its a beautiful saturday morning Why would you do this to me. im gonna tweak out for the next hour MINIMUM. Maximum? There is none. HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYi LITERALLY KEEP FORGETTING WHAT I WAS GOING RO TYPE BECAUSE I SCROLL UP AND SEE HIM AGAIN AND I JUST STARE. AND STARE. LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS ANYMORE IM JUST LOOKING. IM JUST LURKING NEAR HIM NOW. I CANT.EXPLAIN? MY . EMOTIONS. WITH WORDS ANYMORE. I JUST CANT DO IT. IM JUST HERE MAN. IM HERE. AND I LIKE ASTRO A NORMAL AMOUJT as you all can tell

i.​I BRUISED MY LEG I GIR ROO EXCITED I HIR MY LEG! YEEEEOOUCH!

[wickedlittlewordsmith]

Seeing so many soft punk Steve takes makes me happy, but I also can’t help but wonder how people are going to react to seeing my take on hardcore angry punk Steve who’s fiercely protective of his little circle and bares his teeth at anyone or anything that even looks at one of them wrong, whether real or imagined

I love soft punk Steve a lot, but there’s something about hardcore angry punk Steve that scratches that good, good itch

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[angrybatgaming]

Tried to feed a Peeper to the Reaper, and got close enough to pet him. (Yes, I most likely screamed during this moment.)

[thychesters]

robin, who’s decided things are too quiet and doesn’t even look up from her book when she says: if tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? discuss.

nami, hollering from the other side of the ship as all hell breaks loose: no! we finally got over the ‘are centaurs insects’ debate!

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

By the way Trolls is a fucking horror movie. These mfs are being HUNTED DOWN AND EATEN ALIVE. Like??? Eaten ALIVE bro we need to think about how truly disturbing that is 💀

[c-h-e-r-r-i-e-s]

[fisheito]

(zookeeper au) eiden: hey yakumo why do you always use the stall

rei: damn can't imagine asking someone why they pee the way they do. why do you show your dick to pee. imagine being so overconfident in your ability to piss you just stand and make a mess on the floor for a janitor to clean up (THIS DIVERSION WAS MADE BY 1/3 OF THE CLOACA CREW)

TSJFSFK THAT WAS MY INMMEDAITE THOUGHT -->defensive rei (bc i instinctively project my personal reaction as the first rxn)

if eiden's all "why are you shy yakumo? u can pee right next to me 🥰" *pats urinal next to him* i can imagine rei walking into the room with 1 of 3 reactions:

Fight Mode: "imagine asking someone what they do in the toilet. i could report u for sexual harassment" <- he would not, bc rei ain't a snitch, but i can imagine rei sassing eiden bc he feels like it

Apathy Mode: "i use the stall too. it's nbd. this is unimportant." (continues with his life, uncaring)

Generous Mode: "you're curious? come in here and i'll show u"

[tired-biscuit]

naruto and his happy trail.... i need him in me!

paving a way down with kisses while running your fingers over it, watching as his belly starts twitching and he starts giggling softly in response…

making it wet at the place where you connect then, saturating it with your arousal until it’s darker; making it slightly sticky as you bounce up and down his cock slowly, his hair tickling your clit whenever you meet :(

[rysanf]

his stare made me pregnant

[neilphen]

i want that twink DESTROYED!!!!!

[mooseyspooky]

There it fucking is! Oh my god I have been trying to find a picture of his Angie tattoo for AGES. It's on the back of his right arm, above his elbow! I can't find a clear picture of it to save my life, but I freaking knew it was on his arm somewhere. Ah!!!!

[miraclewoozi]

lee chan stop wearing grey sweatpants to dance challenge. please. please.

[nellievances]

i literally don’t know what it’s like to lose !!!!