#gonna eat sand

[ghost-inthe-hall]

[334iwatchshit]

i miss mando and his leash kid more with every passing day

[badly-drawn-bbu]

THE MORE ELAINES SELL AFTER 500 THE MORE SAND HE GETS.

[red-the-dragon-writes]

Fellow writers who come up with wild and/or complicated as hell worldbuilding! Share some of your highlights!

I'll go first:

Two major systems of currency that dramatically increase and decrease in value across the continent in direct conjunction with which particular major country is closer;

Magical person-eating eels who have their own entire society underneath a particular city that never becomes relevant because they think everyone else is frustrating and terrible, who have exactly one (1) ambassador to interface with the outside world but who decided that everyone else was (still) frustrating and terrible and now works as an assassin for hire instead of doing that and just sends the occasional trade good back home with their stipend;

Pseudo-electricity that works by summoning spirits from outside of the world to come hang out in your batteries

[gregoftom]

tears around my enclosure, throws my food at the wall, gnaws on the bars, 

[solidagotea]

soggy :[

[deus-ex-mona]

my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

[im-tempted]

Very bored today here's @stil-yr-sand s picrew guy thing

[gender-euphowrya]

you know how people warn not to mix cleaning products because the chemicals combined might create stuff like mustard gas

i feel like there should be the same common sense when it comes to skincare products

[melancholiaenthroned]

the thing about venom is hes such a beach guy but writers keep forcing him to work in dark and grimy and nasty cities or worse -- outerspace. [she should be at the club voice] he should be surfing

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Can anyone recommend a good brand of grippy sock/tight slipper? No; not for that reason. I’m kinda eh mentally but not necessarily in crisis (yet)…

The fake hardwood floors in this apartment are literal sensory hell to walk on. I can’t take my socks off and walk barefoot on them for two seconds without getting the worst fucking joint cramps in my hands and feet I’ve ever felt in my life. It’s like insta-gout, just add naked toes; but I don’t actually have gout (thank god)… it’s SOLELY from the texture of the floor. I’ve been wearing the same vampire bat socks for four days because I can’t bear to remove them unless my feet have been soaked in hot water before.

Also, the vampire bat socks for your amusement because the little guy is cute:

[elenadoeslife]

the best way to start my day 💕

[kimjiwoong]

god... it's me again

[4-diamonds]

nice to know that even in vegan form minced meat will always taste like gravel textured shitgarbage from an ass no matter how much garlic powder i put in it

[bandzboy]

[zorbik-guligan]

Its always fun remembering that i can do just about anything i can just step outside and climb a tree i might get yelled at or fall and hurt something but i can just do that pretty much whenever i can walk up to a person and say microwave or apple and just walk away with saying another word i can make up a whole language again or start another cult(technically religion since it was harmless but cult is funnier) i could start a gambling ring again but with actual money or try something completely new like building a statue out of glass id probably fail and might hurt myself cause glass shatters and is hot but i could try so long as you can move and think you can do just about anything its really nice stay up an entire week sleep a full day make mead or wine and get absolutely plastered or mabye take up painting or boxing you assuming you have a library nearby you could read a book on entomology or botany or request a book since libraries do that sometimes you could figure out your own morals or principles the world never stops and sometimes you get hurt but just keep going it cant suck forever