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I got kirby triple deluxe for Christmas fuck yeah its great plus they buffed the stone ability it can now upper cut

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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If i could talk to a mushroom id ask for mushroom drama like which mushroom is the most annoying and which is the coolest and also where some bugs are surely they could ask a tree or something if they themselves didn't know

mushroom chat just dropped

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No ill eat it

I’m bored so I’m poking you all with sticks :)

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That also works

I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

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Ngl being a whore online sounds pretty enticing more than dealing with my brain anyway plus im pretty decent with make up and know how to cross dress

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Making skyrim vegetable soup just cabbage potatoes leeks and some tomato no salt or anything else besides water also tried leek for the first time its very good

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I like the one wasp that has a smiley face its red and stuff the males will buzz about all mean looking but they dont sting and it looks like they have a smiley face on their head wasps are especially the stingy ones

Pretty self-explanatory, I think! Most wasps are small, parasitoids, and can't even sting! They're all beautiful in my eyes (even yellowjackets)! The Pompilid in the top left corner can sting, but it's not black and yellow, so it gets a pass.

Wasps FTW!

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Gotta love when it gets cold so instead of shivering and getting colder you just force every muscle to relax and bassist become a human shaped pillow like it feels like im so smooth that the cold just slides right off suddenly the room feels alot warmer

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Once found my self going down a set of links that led to a Google doc it was great

a niche ship had me deleting all my filters on ao3 and just raw dogging it in there. discovered that I’m even more of a freak than I previously believed and also that sometimes you gotta give that tag you hate a try

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I am so use to people shipping themselves with Kermit that i just assumed it was another person wanting to fuck the frog

What selfshipping is like

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So water and some metal can make a grenade fuck yeah

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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Oh i really love metal this is easy so what your gonna need is to layer different metals on top of eachother as well make a few blends of metals and your probably gonna want a tower shield since dragons are big and fire breaths usually spread due to them being fluid in nature(they flow they aren't wet) anyway the outer most layer is gonna be a special metal i heard of once its used in space stuff since it loses heat so quickly that you can grab it even when its glowing not sure how heavy or brittle it is so you may need to reinforce it next your gonna want good insulater meaning a blend of steel and a small amount of tungsten should do tungsten has a pretty high melting temp but its also brittle and heavy so you want the steel to help with reducing the weight and making it less brittle after that just some pineapple skin on the inside since that also protects from fire and its kind of soft when treated right so it should be decent on the skin since leather chars thats all with normal metals tho ignoring fantasy metals like mythral and adamantite which could very easily be combined to ignore that since adamantite is great at disperseing heat and is pretty reliable as a metal and mythral in some settings is just fossilized dragon in others its just the metal that nothing beats and is mostly just a plot device

You are a blacksmith, renowned not for your weapons, but for your armor and shields. One day, the King and his Royal Guards step foot into your workshop. He hands you a bag full of golden coins and gives you only one command. “Make me a shield that not a Dragon’s claws nor breath could pierce.”

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I just remembered my cat tiny who was this small soild black cat and like alot of small animals she was not to be trifled with she attacked a full blown deer didn't win but she didn't lose either she was a pretty bad mom since she didn't really seem to care about any kittens and she wasn't exactly friendly she grew up in my moms room around her until she was like 5 weeks old never once did she let my mom pick her up she didn't even let her pet her until she was like 6 weeks old but for some reason she let me pick her up she didn't like being picked up for too long like more than 5 or 10 seconds but thats fine she still slept on my chest whenever I napped on the couch and I was the only one she actually demanded pets from my mom might get to pet her some my dad never tried cause she was too skittish but she'd bother me whenever she wanted and pretty much the only other animal she got along with was my dog they would go on walks with eachother she'd bother him anytime he started sniffing something she actually semi listened to me i could get her to follow me on walks just by calling her name she is a great cat

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Never learned about natsuki but i was right about monika anyway im just gonna float in the void with her i guess might go back to see what natsuki was all about

Playing doki doki literature club for the first time haven't ever seen anything about the game but i know its supposed to get weird which is exciting hoping it gets really weird if it gives a warning

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I underestimated this game thought it might just be some creepy pictures or something but damn like just damn definitely not done i can tell theres more to the game also get the feeling monika is not to be trusted

Playing doki doki literature club for the first time haven't ever seen anything about the game but i know its supposed to get weird which is exciting hoping it gets really weird if it gives a warning