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Ok consider for human research they would obviously need to be unaware to get as natural an answer as possible y'know your controlled experiment but after that you could let them know humans can be pretty chill so long as the humans are raised around the aliens to consider them normal or if the aliens don't look too creepy it'll be fine so long as the humans are treated properly only problem is that would require a lot of resources cause humans like having a lot of space to run around and do things and we're very social so we would probably start trying to copy whatever tech we see you cant keep humans in captivating if they know because eventually it'll either result in alot of human possibly alien death if mistreated or in a peaceful relationship trying to learn stuff cause i know if i got my hand on some random alien junk im gonna start tinkering on the plus side many people would probably be fine with just chilling so long as the enclosure is big enough to never run out of things to see and stuff

If aliens were making a proper human zoo they’d build a little town in there and make it so the humans aren’t aware that they’re in a zoo. Basically the only proper way to set up a human zoo where the humans are happy enough is to make a Truman show type situation but for an entire community. And even then it might not work. We have thumbs and the ability to decode things.

This all sounds like the premise of like five different bad sci-fi novels now that I think about it.

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You know i think its kinda funny ive never lived somewhere for more than 5 years longest i lived in one house was 4 and a half years i always hear people talk about going to visit their childhood homes and stuff and its like i just cant i dont even remember where half of them are and it doesn't bother me i actually prefer not sticking around butits kinda funny cause like my house burned down and ihad people feeling bad for which is fine thats normal but i just dont really care too much the worst thing was that my dog died but like the house is just a thing sad that it had been around for more than a hundred years and than burned it could've seen a hundred more but other than that it was mostly just disappointing mabye its cause i never got use to the idea of living somewhere permanently that made it not so sad but still its just kinda funny in that not so funny on the plus side i got to meet all sorts of cool people and learn all kinds of skills tho on the negative side i get uncomfortable if my life doesn't have like a fairly major change after 2ish years and i dont really like staying in one place i have to get out and go somewhere else every now and than its why i like visiting forests so often they never stay the same even if it takes awhile the rivers will deepen and the trees will shift and grow plus i could live to 80 thats enough time to see several generations of animals come and go and enjoy it all the same

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If you spend enough time with a animal you can learn what some noises mean case in point my dog used to bark in a specific way of he had a problem with not being given food i learned through tone anyway i learned how to call someone a bitch without actual words

Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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Ok funny story when i was born my mom found some kittens under our porch and decided to keep one she was an adorable little thing soild black anyway she grew up with me for like the first 5 ish years of my life and apparently she got it in her head that i was her baby cause she attacked my mom one time for scolding me anyway some of her behavior may have kinda rubbed off on me reason i think this is cause i really like perches and tiny holes i can hide in and i dont make noise when i walk alot of the time

i was raised by dogs and for the most part i’m pretty normal except that every time someone comes to the door i tackle them to the ground

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I made a stew its not done yet but so far its tasty anyway it has jalapeños in it and i thought i washed my hand good enough turns out i didn't and only found out when i went pee on the plus side im a bit of a masochist so its not too bad all i can really say tho is it makes me think oral like when it gets really warm and you feel like your melting but more intense

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Me with mint color or plant i just really like mint and monster facts like anything on how a creature works or behaves

i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

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Am a happy seal after hours of boopim, thank you for the fun yesterday I really enjoyed it ᵔᆺᵔ

(also happy cuz I maxed out your boop o meter ;3)

For some reason this didn't pop up until now but yeah im also happy and thanks for maxxing out my boops

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So im playing that lord of the rings game shadow of war and so far all ive figured out is the weird spider chick has a pretty hot human form i dont know why she has memories i can collect there are orcs everywhere and they're very fun to fight i am awesome and acrobatics those dog things cacorobs or whatever are annoying up close and stealth is important im some like important dude or something i guess all i know is that the dudes family died and theres a elf dude who made some sort of make you undead ring and i can go really fast when i run cause of elf ghost stuff and camera mode is really useful for figuring out where to go and hide also theres like some solider chick who i think is important im not sure i kinda just followed her and she left so far seems pretty fun my dad said this is the sequel or something idk anyway i have to go get revenge on this spear orc dude who killed me cause fuck him also kinda conflicted cause like the spider chick is hot but shes also a spider and i dont really like spiders like definitely into monsters but spiders just no also i feel like shed just turn back into a spider whenever just to scare people which fair that sounds funny anyway got distracted gotta go kill an orc

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I'm such a fan of the way my mom handles Halloween. she buys candy to give out BUT only her favorite types of candy. suspiciously, she always ends up with copious leftovers

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Are you maxed out I can make you maxed out!

You mean in how many boops ive given cause its at lol now received tho is 68 also how many boops have you gotten or gave

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Figured out the evil boop too

How do you send super boops and stuff

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Ok figured out the super boop

How do you send super boops and stuff

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How do you send super boops and stuff

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My boop counter has gone up somehow its at lol now and i have received 58 boops which is the most ive ever gotten heck yeah im gonna keep booping people

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Trick or treat :D 🎃

Treat have some bread

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Just realized i could do something cool

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