#golf shirts orange

[respectthepetty]

Yeah yeah yeah. Good for Ryu and Zen getting hit with the blinding light of love

And for having a soft color exchange (blue curtains, orange bed)

It's obvious they love each other while Zen wears both of their colors

BUT CAN I GET POLY?!

Atom obviously wants Zen

Like, carnally (scenes like this are such a blessing)

AND NOW HE IS ROLLING UP IN RYU'S BLUE!

Blue jacket! Blue shirt! Blue shorts!

Golf, you can't be doing this shit to me!

Atom cares about both of the boys because he was concerned where they went and even checked in on Grandma in their absence

Atom is in the blue light wearing a green shirt and green and orange shorts

This color-coded boy is tracking down his boyfriends

GRANDMA DESERVES THREE GRANDSONS!

[twopoppies]

Hi, I'm the anon about Zayn's snapbacks.

For the record : yes I do take Zayn wearing a Green White and Orange (hooters) Golf shirt in Edimburgh as a nod to Niall! (I mean, he wasn't going to wear an full Irish flag hat. So he made do with green hat + silly shirt)

Have a nice day!

🤣 I do think you’re very right.

[capitalisticveins]

SURPRISE D.A.M.N CREW GENERAL HCs ‼️

I don’t like making hcs on my phone but Friendsgiving yesterday rlly motivated me to just do it

— Caelum likes to chew on his shirt when he’s bored

— Dear has 5 umbrellas even though they live alone

— FL has no idea AI art exists

— Dear likes to buy Lasko ties

— Caelum thinks cats are adorable but is absolutely terrified of them

— Gavin is shit at golf, bowling, and basically every sport in existence except for gymnastics, cheerleading, and table tennis

— Huxley can flex his tits

— Lasko buys every fan except Lasko brand fans

— Dear hasn’t played Mario Kart before but when they first played with Lasko they decimated him

— Damien’s favorite kind of animals are the hairless ones

— Caelum can’t hopscotch

— FL can’t be trusted to go grocery shopping for people because they have shit willpower and no common sense they will buy the wrong brand of item you want and buy 3 packs of pizza rolls for themselves with the person’s money

— Huxley can’t jump rope properly because the rope can’t go around his body

— Damien has a schedule of what to wear and when. He wears specific shirts on SPECIFIC days of the week.

— FL has a child safety lock on their computer for Caelum and Gavin

— Everyone has to tell Damien where they’re going whenever they leave their houses

— Dear somehow got everyone’s number before Friendsgiving and asked everyone to point out Lasko’s use of Mahogany/Burnt Sienna on the letters

— Gavin isn’t allowed inside Max’s Rustic Pizza anymore

— If Damien would let him, Huxley would touch lava, like seriously slap it

— FL likes to dress up as Aang for Halloween

— Lasko and Damien are the only ones to own a bidet

— Huxley owns a mermaid dress

— Gavin owns a fur coat

— As a kid, Huxley was too shy to ask his moms to peel his oranges for him so he just sorta ate them with the peel on until he was 11

— Gavin is banned on tiktok

- and twitter

— Caelum’s wings flap like a hummingbird’s

— Huxley is the only member to buy proper sweet snacks. Lasko buys offbrand and Damien doesn’t buy sweets

— Gavin’s favorite cartoon character is Bugs Bunny

— Despite popular belief, Damien is willing to wear an itchy ugly christmas sweater

— Dear owns a border collie

— Lasko writes fanfiction

— Huxley’s luck is fucking amazing when he plays DND, so much so that it pisses off Lasko and now whenever they campaign with others he makes Huxley the dungeon master

— Damien doesn’t know how to skip

— Gavin can make his own alcoholic beverage at will

— FL isn’t from Dahlia. They’re from NY, but have never been in NYC

— Dear has a very strong opinion on Dasani. I don’t know if they strongly dislike it or strongly like it, but they feel very strongly about it.

— Huxley heard the news about the Summit online, saw it was hosted by Vincent and Lovely, recognized Lovely’s name, and went “wait a minute—”.

— Damien has thought about burning his baby pictures when Huxley found them.

— He attempted to do it when Gavin found them.

— FL has a sweet tooth and since Huxley is the only member to buy sweets, they sneak into his house and consume most of it.

After Damien moved in with Huxley he once woke up at like 2am to get a glass of water and saw FL hunched over sucking the frosting off of the mini cupcakes Huxley buys and chugging milk out of the container, their eyes were glowing in the dark and there was a ton of containers on the floor.

Damien went back to sleep without saying a word. When he woke up all traces of FL being in the house were gone and they don’t recall the night ever happening. No one believes him.

The only reference to the night happening is that all the snacks he saw FL eating were gone.

Lasko believes him but FL won’t let him tell Damien he believes him (it has happened to Lasko too and that’s why he buys offbrand).

— Gavin has accidentally killed someone with a rift.

— Caelum too but he doesn’t know.

— Dear is gonna buy Lasko rash ointment for Christmas with no malicious intent whatsoever.

— Damien owns the same amount of shoes as Milo.

— Gavin can’t swim. Gavin’s bad at a lot of things.

— Caelum can swim with water wings. Caelum’s good at a lot of things.

[zannolin]

i don't want to be a teenager again. i don't want to go back to high school. intellectually i know things were worse than maybe they'll ever be again.

but also i want to go to blockbuster again. i want to eat in my favorite restaurant. have one last bagel at my favorite bakery. i want to have chocolate coke with all my siblings in the car at sonic, hoping "fireflies" by owl city will come on the radio while we're there. i want to not be working two and a half jobs. i want the hastings down the street to be open again, and my favorite knickknack store to be waiting when i drive to that side of town. i want the street lights to be orange again. i want my favorite thrift store back, the one with the best fabric selection in town. i want vhs tapes and cassette tapes and cd players in laptops and cars. i want to write more letters. be less angry. not spend $300 on church camp that i mostly hated anyway. i want to play three's a crowd one last time. i want to climb up the wall to the roof on the grad school campus. i want the concrete books back behind the library. i want to go back to house phones and no social media. to before they redid the movie theatre. to when the best feeling in the world was wearing a white shirt when they turned the blacklights on in the bowling alley. to stretching my fingers out as far as i could go to touch the nose of the zebra statue behind the railing at putt putt golf and whispering i love you to it. because i did.

you know.

[ryemiffie]

Also! I have more to say about Vox the endless question generator! His outfit is fucking stupid! The stripes on his suit jacked and then the horizontal stripes on his shirt?? Just terrible, I don't have to explain. He has a wifi symbol on his shirt! A wifi symbol, like I know your shits electronics and the media and shit but god is that fucking dumb and ugly! And he has it on his hat to match! Why??! Also his fucking hat, don't even get me started, too bad for you, I was already started. His hat is too small for his fucking head, and how does it stay balanced there? Is it like a cardboard prop? And not only is it impractical it's also ugly, how people are calling this guy hot when he got those dinky ass antennas coming outta his head, I'll never know! Are the antennas apart of his head and he just puts the hat to make them seem like an accessory? Why! The hat just makes it worse! And why are there little balls popped on the end of the antennas?! The end of antennas don't look like that, they can have rounded ends but not just straight up red fucking golf ball looking orbs! Why are they there? If he really wanted to accessorise them, get something actually complementing, not fucking bright orange-red balls! Also why is the rim of the hat pointed like that? What the fuck! And why aren't we seeing the back of the hat rim? Did he cut it off so the front view with the pointed sides would make sense? Cause if so he's an idiot cause it just looks stupid.

And I mean I'm sure Vivziepop and all the other people who helped with his design tried their best and worked very hard on him, and anyone who likes his design no shade to them, I just personally can not stand this fucking man. I have opinions about the rest of the characters, but Vox is the only one who's managed to truly fucking baffle me. Like why?? Just why??!

[ratsoh-writes]

Side Characters Ultimate List!

This list will give a brief summary of each characters role, personality and where they're from! Some summaries will be copied from old posts so if you see any repetitive descriptions, that's why.

under the cut cause its massive

The Royals

Asgore: He's a stern intelligent and loyal ruler when on the job, and a soft gentle giant when off. Asgore reigns as the main king of ebott and his main job is to keep the other royals in line, approve new princes and government officials, and acts as the tie breaker for any laws being passed or taken down. He since had gotten back with his soulmate toriel after the crash, and they recently had a child, Lior.

things he loves: goldenflower tea, gardening shows, tea packets, the color gold, golf, tropical shirts

Toriel: she is a warm witty and caring monster. currently toriel runs the orphanage in ebott city although she does join the royals when important issues pop up. When working with the other royals, she has very little patience and is quite strict, but is gentle with the children. She has since gotten back with her soulmate asgore and they had a child, lior.

things she loves: the color purple, snail pie, children, puns, fancy soaps and conditioners

Winter: underswap Toriel, she is second in line behind asgore on the line of royals, and she normally handles building safety regulations. Winter is cold and a lady of few words when you first meet her, but in reality, she's terribly shy. With people she trusts and likes, she's warm, affectionate and chatty. She is separated from her ex husband plum, but they still have a friendly relationship.

things she loves: the color sky blue, swans and geese, echo flower tea, feather quills, steamy vampire romance novels

Plum: underswap asgore, he works under winter in building regulations and helps put together funds for new roads and bridges. Plum is a flighty and easily distracted monster, but he does do a good job on his work as long as he's reminded lol. he is separated from his ex wife winter, but they still have a friendly relationship.

things he loves: the color lilac, plums of course, pickleball, marathon running, novelty candies

King: underfell asgore, he is third in line in the lineup of royals after winter. King is head of the royal guard and delegates where the troops are stationed (when something calls for large numbers of guards) as well as deciding the requirements to join the guard. King is an intimidating figure, but once you get to know him, he's actually pretty silly and playful. he loves to tease. He's very happy to be separated from summer.

Things he loves: the color scarlet, antique rings, weightlifting, cats, dueling

Summer: underfell toriel, she oversees the standards of ebotts education system at the elementary level. Spring is a very stern and dry monster who takes the rules of polite company very seriously. she is closest with toriel and miss. she's VERY happy to be separated from king.

things she loves: the color orange, sudoku, silk gloves, polite children, fancy notebooks

Spring: swapfell toriel, she is the second main diplomat behind empress and plays the "good cop" when they work together. Spring is a total snake and does a wonderful job playing a bubbly airhead to make others underestimate her. she is energetic, but is in no way unintelligent. she's extremely loyal to her best friend empress. she is happily separated from tatters.

things she loves: the color purple, cherry blossoms, conspiracy theories, velvet dresses

Tatters: swapfell Asgore, he mainly works with funding of the police in ebott. Tatters is a very blunt and straightforward monster who can’t lie if his life depended on it. He’s easily irritated, but loyal to those he likes. He misses spring sometimes but recognizes they weren’t good for each other.

Things he loves: the color orange, apple flavored drinks, tapestry jackets, smoking pot, playing dominoes

Miss: horrortale toriel. While she is still considered a royal, she’s not actively on the board unless it’s an emergency. Miss lives at and helps out at toriels orphanage. She is a tired and quiet but gentle and caring monster. On her good days she’s quite witty.

Things she loves: the color purple, snail pie, children, crochet, puns

Empress: fellswap gold toriel, she is the main diplomat of ebott, and does good at playing the “bad cop” when she works with spring. Empress is extremely skilled at what she does. Empress is a cold, petty and sometimes cruel monster, but is also loyal, believes in rewards as incentive and pays her subjects well. She respects those who she considers deserving of it. She is currently soulbonded to her human husband but prefers his identity stay secret for privacy’s sake. She hates ivory.

Things she loves: blacksmithing, the color gold, small children, fancy swords and armor, strawberry shortcake

Ivory: fellswap gold Asgore, he is the record-keeper of the royals and is in charge ip updating ebotts current history in the books. Ivory is a nervous wreck of a monster and HATES crowds. So he’s known as the hardest royal to meet. Frankly many don’t believe he’s a fell monster as he seems much too soft for it. He hates empress

Things he loves: the color white, history books, pine scented candles, thunderstorms, plum pudding

Medusa: fellswap red toriel, she works with the navy of ebott in ship and weapons regulations. Medusa is a tired yet playful monster. She had an extremely difficult time in her old au due to noble monsters constantly starting rebellions and is happy for a bit of peace in ebott. She is still soulmates with snapper.

Things she loves: snapper, the color pink, her 12 pet snakes, watching the crocodile man on tv, swimming

Snapper: fellswap red Asgore, he determines what maximum jail time and fines are appropriate for different crimes. Snapper is a total busybody, always needing something to do or else he goes stir crazy. The only one he can relax around is his darling Medusa who he’s soulbonded to.

Things he loves: Medusa, the color pink, his 4 pet piranhas, swimming, watching duck dynasty

Eros: underlust Asgore, he is the representative of the farm monsters and handles farming and pesticide regulations. Eros is a kind, sweet and a tad shy ruler. He actually never took the lust serum, and when the board of rulers was formed, gave his title of the lust representative to his best friend charity.

Things he loves: the color powder blue, scenic paintings, pottery, livestock animals, potatoes

Charity: the main representatives of the lust monsters and in charge of ebotts welfare system. Charity is a generous and caring monster, and was Eros’ best friend and advisor before the crash. She loves her job and people.

Things she loves: the color white, fire pits, s’mores, ribbon dancing, pink lemonade

Satin: lustswap toriel, she determines the age ratings of ebotts entertainment and works closely with the mettas keeping them in line. Satin is a total party girl, very extroverted and full of energy. She’s been voted the most popular royal three years in a row once. She is in an open marriage with velvet

Things she loves: the color lime green, pole and arial dancing, gymnastics, theatre, musicals

Velvet: lustswap Asgore, he handles the requirements for reviving citizenship in ebott. Velvet is a very relaxed go with the flow kind of guy. He tends to overshare in conversations but his friendly demeanor keeps people listening lol. He’s in an open marriage with satin.

Things he loves: the color flamingo pink, ethnic foods, mariachi music, musicals, pole dancing

Vamp: he decides what foreign companies are allowed to do business in ebott. Vamp is a beast in the streets when it comes to business deals, and a beast in the sheets when it comes to dutchess and their five other mates they share together. He and dutchess are the only royals to have a living asriel from before the crash, along with two other children.

Things he loves: his soulmates, his sons, the color black, silk bedsheets, fancy three piece suits

Duchess: lustfell toriel, she barters with zeus over the royals budget and what projects they’ll fund. All the planners have to get the ok from her first before continuing. Duchess is very stubborn when it comes to the royal budget, but is quite the spoiler when it comes to her family lol. She adores her five mates and vamp as well as their three children.

Things she loves: her soulmates, her sons, the color silver, pearls, fancy tea parties

Zeus: outertale Asgore, he is the treasurer of the royals and is amazing with numbers. Zeus is playful, a total flirt and has very refined tastes in what he likes to chase after ;). Unlike the other royals, he and Hestia were born brother and sister so obviously no romantic relationship.

Things he loves: the color emerald, pretty humans and monsters, grape soda, leather jackets, motorcycles

Hestia: outertale toriel, she handles the taxes of ebott. Hestia is a calm and peaceful monster. It’s quite amazing how she keeps her cool despite the chaos of the other royals. Very dignified. Unlike the other royals, she and zeus were born sister and brother so obviously no romantic relationship.

Things she loves: the color grey, vintage lace, fancy cars, sunglasses, photography

Venice: dancetale Asgore, he oversees funding the arts in ebott, mainly centers of entertainment like stages. Venice is a refined and gentlemanly fellow. He’s known for being pretty easy to work with and is a big help keeping the peace with the other royals. He and swan are separated but consider each other best friends.

Things he loves: the color yellow, dancing of course, velvet chairs, his cane, binoculars

Swan: she heads the arts department of education for ebott’s colleges. Swan is a regal elegant lady with an open mind and love for all forms of art. She can be picky, but is reasonable most of the time. She and Venice are separated but consider each other best friends.

Things she loves: the color silver, ballet, the opera, dancing obviously, patterned ribbons

Scope: gastertale Asgore, he heads ebotts medical research. Scope has only one love in his life, and that is science! Thankfully he takes his job as ruler seriously, but if the world was perfect, he’d be trapped in a lab the rest of his days. To fulfill the requirement of a second ruler for his people, he appointed his most intelligent apprentice, silk, as his second.

Things he loves: SCIENCE, oh and the color blue sometimes

Silk: gastertale toriel, she created the undernet that ebott uses today, and is both second in command of ebotts medical research and scopes “handler”. She takes great care to make sure her friend and “boss” doesn’t die of starvation when he’s on the cusp of a breakthrough. Silk is a no nonsense kind of monster with a rather dry sense of humor. She’s lovely to be around if you follow the rules

Things she loves: the color black, the undernet, scope and his team of scientists, the researchers of genetic disorders, water bears

Founder: nomadtale Asgore, he oversees ebotts national forest and the dam inside of it. Founder is a calm and gentle monster, he’s just happy to be here in a safe place where his people can prosper. He doesn’t understand smart phones. Founder is happily soulbonded to fey.

Things he loves: fey, the color cream, pine trees, the birds of the forest, swimming

Fey: nomadtale toriel, she oversees the forest with founder and regulates how much logging is allowed in it. Fey is stern but caring, and will put her foot down when founder is too easiky swayed. She understands smart phones but doesn’t like them. She is happily soulbonded to founder.

Things she loves: founder, the color pine green, wild forage, fishing, identifying clouds

Poseidon: seafell Asgore, he’s in charge of the navy, where they patrol and what they do with captured boats. Poseidon is a temperamental and harsh monster, but a good lover to his many SOs. He’s father to three children, only one is recognized as legitimate. He is unhappily separated from Salacia and wants her back

Things he loves: the color coral, sharks, guns, steak, ivory carvings

Salacia: seafell toriel, she handles fishing regulations for ebotts sea. She is a snippy and aggressive monster who takes no one’s sh*t. She has a dark sense of humor. After being cheated on many times by Poseidon, she fathered an illegitimate child herself. She doesn’t want anything to do with him

Things she loves: the color blood red, fishing harpoons, sailboats, romantic walks along the beach, murder podcasts

Lulworth: seatale Asgore, he monitors the politics around the costal cities and the factories there. Lulworth is a total nerd, and a tiny bit of a hoarder. He can’t help it, there’s just so many neat things on the surface to collect! He is separated from lapis but they have a good friendship

Things he loves: the color Ruby red, baseball cards, cool brooches and buttons, anime and cartoon figurines, glass eggs

Lapis: seatale toriel, she decides what cars are allowed to be sold in ebott and road safety regulations. Lapis is a playful and bubbly monster who adores the colors of life! She has quite the eye for art. She is separated from Lulworth but they still have a good friendship

Things she loves: watercolor postcards, the color canary yellow, floral arrangements, maximalist decor, goofy socks

Orca: seaswap Asgore, SAVE THE TURTLES- ahem, sorry, he is in charge of ocean wildlife conservation acts as well as keeping ebotts coastline clean of trash. Orca is a HUGE animal lover and is very passionate about his job. Many say he has a beautiful singing voice too. He and seahorse were ruling partners but were never romantically involved

Things he loves: THE TURTLES, sea turtle green, those tacky dolphin lamps, glass and reusable water bottles, boba tea

Seahorse: seaswap toriel, she funds and plans festivals! She was the first royal to suggest the golden festival and is trying to push for an official gyftmas parade like the humans do for their Christmas. Seahorse adores culture and celebration and believes the way to a happy people is a people allowed to appreciate the beauty of every season. She was ruling partners with orca but they were never romantically involved.

Things she loves: the color navy, every and all holidays, ornate woven grass rugs, her pet seahorse, rubies

Thunderstorm: birdtale Asgore, like Eros, he also stepped down as the bird monsters representative to step up as a representative of the farm monsters. Thunderstorm handles the sale and distribution of land to be used as farmland. He’s a cutie patootie. Just a sweet guy. Every one likes thunderstorm, if you don’t, you just don’t like nice people. He is extremely in love with his soulmate snowfall.

Things he loves: snowfall, the mountains of ebott, the color pale lilac, fine wines, sewing

Snowfall: she maintains and regulates the dumps of ebott and the recycling of trash. Snowfall is an honorable monster who isn’t afraid to do the jobs that others look down on. She’s incredibly compassionate and treats every one with respect regardless of who they are. She is deeply in love with her soulmate thunderstorm.

Things she loves: thunderstorm, the color grey-blue, art made of recycled materials, poetry, mourning lilies

Gallery: theatretale Asgore, he’s the supreme judge of ebotts court when a case gets high enough to reach him. Gallery is a fair and honorable monster, known for being ruled by facts over emotional responses. He is very polite and pleasant to work with. He and melody have a respectful relationship although they aren’t in love. Neither feel a need to search for a real romantic partner at the moment.

Things he loves: the color sage green, antique furniture, soccer, salads, the opera

Melody: theatretale toriel, she handles student scholarships for ebotts art schools as well as finding and lifting up promising new actors and artists. Melody is a flamboyant and loud monster with a love for life and music. She has a stunning high singing voice and has done a few opera roles herself. She and gallery have a respectful relationship although they aren’t in love. Neither feel a need to search for a real romantic partner at the moment.

Things she loves: the color wine, the opera, marble statues, teenagers, the comedy club.

Hercules: outerfell Asgore, he stepped down as a ruler of the outer monsters to represent factory monsters. He deals with workers rights and working conditions of the factories in ebott. Hercules is a strong fellow with a kind heart. He is harsh, but loyal and reasonable when he needs to be. He is separated from nebula but greatly respects her still.

Things he loves: the color black, Van Gogh art, metalwork, spam, sparring

Nebula: outerfell toriel, she’s in charge of ebotts small but growing air force. Nebula is a stern and unmoving monster. She has high standards for her work and hates failure. She however is also passionate about what she does and has high rewards for those who succeed. She is separated from Hercules but still has a great deal of respect for him.

Things she loves: the color sky blue, model airplanes, the shooting range, perfect posture, pickles

Saturn: outerswap toriel, she is set aside as an impartial judge for whenever government officials are put on trial. Saturn is a cool and very straight forward monster who HATES liars. Nobody wants to piss her off, her (totally legal) revenges are legendary. Like Zeus and Hestia, she and mars were born brother and sister.

Things she loves: the color orange, Roman mythology, pasta, her two terriers, lacrosse

Mars: ousterswap asgore, he handles the conditions of ebotts jails. He is a compassionate but strict monster, the perfect man for the job. He is a bit of a tease when it comes to the other royals and is the only one who can mess with his sister Saturn without repercussions.

Things he loves: the color rust red, Saturns terriers, monopoly and other ridiculously long board games, alien movies, doc martins

Fafnir: Draketale Asgore, he grants business loans using the royals budget with permission from duchess and zeus. Fafnir is a playful and gentle monster and a doting great grandfather to his children’s families, and an even more doting mate to Delphyne

Things he loves: Delphyne and his family, the color coffee brown, coffee, his grandkids art projects, baseball

Delphyne: she handles the language side of ebotts colleges working with several departments such as creative writing, foreign languages and reporting. Delphyne is the picture of elegance with a gentle dignified demeanor and a sweet personality. She’s a doting great grandmother and deeply in love with Fafnir

Things she loves: Fafnir and her family, fables, play scripts, the color moss green, slippers

Cupid: Lustswapfell Asgore, he handles propaganda and news station standards. He’s an extremely finicky and nit picky monster, which is great for his job, but bad for anyone working under him lol. The only creatures he’s truly nice to are anything toddler aged and under. He says he likes their honesty. He’s hard to please. He is happily separated from valentine.

Things he loves: the color indigo, morning glories, toddlers, visiting the library, his massive stamp collection

Valentine: she deals with insurance policy regulations in ebott. Valentines is as snobby as Cupid is picky. She hates dirt and grime and requires her working conditions to be spotless. She does love a good bout of gossip once in a while. For some reason, she and ivory are best friends. No one understands it. She is happily separated from Cupid.

Things she loves: the color peach, cheesy sitcoms, gossip magazines, spreading fake rumors to gossip magazines, ivory

Rhea: lustgold toriel, she handles the exports of ebott, making sure things are in good condition before being sold off. She’s a shrewd business woman who won’t rest till she gets the best possible deal. Rhea enjoys the fine things in life as a reward for her duties, like the best foods, entertainment, and the most beautiful soulmate, her darling tiras~

Things she loves: tiras, lingerie, the color blood red, fine jewelry, champagne

Tiras: he handles the upkeep of the government buildings in ebott center. He’s a quiet and shy monster but is also renowned for his beauty despite not believing everyone’s compliments. Tiras isn’t bothered by others attention but always seems flustered by Rhea. She’s the only one who can catch him off guard~

Things he loves: Rhea, the color gold, crochet and knitted clothing, fancy cheeses, … the lingerie Rhea picks for him~

Desire: lustred toriel, she is currently leading the battle against the human and monster trafficking in ebott. She is a vengeful and temperamental monster who can hold a grudge for scary long periods of time. She loves her people and will crush anyone who puts them in danger. Her most trusted advisor and friend is devotion. Their relationship is purely platonic.

Things she loves: the color blood, self defense weapons, teaching self defense classes, polite children, stained glass windows

Devotion: lustred Asgore, he leads the research in fertility among monsters, something he’s rather passionate about due to being born infertile himself. Devotion is aloof but gentle, only close with a small handful of people in his life, the most notable being desire. He’s been in love with her for years but knows she doesn’t feel the same.

Things he loves: desire, the color hot pink, children, frozen yogurt, taking self defense classes

Idun: drakeswap toriel, she works with scopes medical team in researching the disease dimming. She’s an intelligent and brave monster, and a big romantic. She adores her soulmate and wife, eir, a skeleton monster. She rules alongside her brother tyr.

Things she loves: eir, her grandchildren, the color mint, exotic teas, medical equipment

Tyr: drakeswap Asgore, he handles Iduns paperwork and press conferences so she can focus more on her research. He also plays representative for other royals who want to avoid the public eye. He’s friendly and easy to talk to. The public adores him for being “relatable”.

Things he loves: the color bubblegum, public speaking, dad jokes, sunbathing, beard care

Jigsaw: baubletale Asgore, he is also on the medical team researching cures and treatment for LV sickness. He is a frail but incredibly kind and compassionate monster. His bad health means that he’s out of duty quite a bit, but when he is in office, he gets plenty done. His best friend and advisor is marionette. They have joint custody of their cat, puppet

Things he loves: the color salmon, paint by numbers kits, jigsaw puzzles, redemption stories, kittens

Marionette: baubletale toriel, she works with immigration and immigrant rights. She’s a compassionate and happy monster who believes the best society is one that embraces all cultures. So she has a lot of love for the humans in ebott. Jigsaw is her best friend. They have joint custody of their cat, puppet.

Things she loves: the color royal purple, human culture, tshirts with goofy sayings, playing the clarinet, cats

Titanic: Hadaltale Asgore, he is busy making the rest of ebott more accessible to the hadal monsters. Titanic is a curious and passionate monster with a deep love for his people and family. Especially his mates Olympia and voyager.

Things he loves: Olympia and voyager, the color bright yellow, sparring, exploring the surface, sea lions

Olympia: Hadaltale toriel, she has the same job as titanic in uniting the hadal monsters wigj every one else on the surface. She’s the more cautious of the two, taking care to make sure the hadal people are getting the best possible deal. She’s a proud and affectionate monster, and a great lover to titanic and voyager.

Things she loves: titanic and voyager, the color white, sparring, stone carvings, cuttlefish

Cheesecake: flavortale Asgore, he deals with food regulations. Cheesecake just recently took the place of his now retired father mordac, and is still a bit nervous about his job. He is the youngest royal after all. The press nicknamed him cheesecake after a photo of him with cake in his beard was slipped to the public. He’s doing his best to be a good sport about it. The other royal is his aunt meringue.

Things he loves: the color aqua, all cake but cheesecake especially lol, baking, playing poker, tulips

Meringue: flavortale toriel, she handles cleanliness standards of food places and food sold and processed. She’s a jolly playful monster and mercilessly teases her nephew cheesecake and all the other royals. She’s quite close with the more serious ones as someone who never seems put off my their snappy moods.

Things she loves: the color pastel yellow, chickens, ice cream, pickleball, puns

Gloom: Grimm Asgore, gloom is a grimm goat monster standing at 8’7. He has pitch black fur a deep red beard, white eyes and two small nub horns. He is a playful and gentle monster, but has a terrifying protective streak when pushed. He’s in charge of directing the mapping efforts of the underground and providing monthly updates of such. His twin sister and playful rival is Fog.

Things he loves: league of legends lol, apple cider and pie, the color black, frogs

Fog: Grimm toriel, Fog is a Grimm goat monster standing at 8’7. She has a deep red fur, no beard and two large curled horns. Fog is a cheeky and mischievous monster. She has great skill in soothing tempers but is known to hold grudges herself lol. She is in charge of approving designs and locations for the underground highways and towns being built. Her twin brother and playful rival is Gloom.

Things she loves: the color plum purple, Victorian era furniture, root vegetables, trying strange soda flavors, swimming

Gasters

Nook-aster: (baubletale gaster). Technically aster died decades ago. Sick from the radiation on the surface, aster knew she wouldn’t live past her sons first birthdays, so she poured her whole soul into a tin doll she created. The doll, named nook, is merely a reflection of who aster was, it speaks like her, can preform basic tasks, but as time goes on, it’s magic fades away without its creator. Aster did end up living till her son’s second year of life, before she fell down and nook took over. Nook the doll did its best to raise the boys, it fed them, cleaned them, taught them to read and write, and even simple crafts. Thankfully the boys were intelligent, and as nook began to wear and slow, they filled the gaps learning more from the tapes aster left them. Nowadays the doll moves slowly, and only speaks a little at a time. But the boys still adore it and treat it as a true family member

Voyager: hadal gaster, the second father of Pearl and silex, voyager is the mate of titanic and Olympia, and first in line to replace one as a royal if anything had ever happens. Voyager was the parent to carry Pearl and silex of course, and has a very close relationship with the two as well as his other kids. Voyager is a reserved but highly intelligent monster, and was the one who discovered a way to safely bring power to the areas of Atlantis beneath the surface. He always jokingly laments that none of his kids enjoy science the way he does

Kvasir: drakeswap gaster, saga and Hilda’s father, and the retired head librarian, now happy children’s story time grandpa. He’s getting up there in years and wants to spend his retirement days relaxing and sometimes showing up on weekends to read stories to the kids who go on field trips to the temple grounds. He’s a gentle and elegant fellow who adores his daughters.

Shrine: templetale gaster, a rather bubbly monk at the temple grounds, a real sweetie. Every one thinks he’s younger than he actually is. He’s a skilled musician and plays the ambient music inside the library’s main hall

Russet: farmfell gaster, russet is a caring and intelligent monster. She was educated in an area of farmfell where most monsters were enslaved making her stand out. She has issue with the attention being on her because of this, but is doing her best to overcome holding herself back for pooch and their children's sake. She is in goldenvally working as a secretary for a wheat farmer.

Canary: birdswap gaster and the mother of mango and papaya. She’s a younger monster still in her 200s and lives with both of her kids. She’s a bartender by night and a nutritionist student at college by day. She’s a skittish and passive monster but a good mom. Since both of her kids are adults now, she's pretty hands off with their decisions, scared of letting her anxiety make her become overbearing.

Ares: (outerswap gaster) a strong and proud skeleton monster, and head of a medicine company. He misses his kids and has some regrets on how he raised them, but is too proud to apologize. He is not in contact with them. He secretly keeps tabs on helios' sparring career despite everything.

Pavo: outerfell gaster, mother of atlas and Orion, serves on the science board overseeing the core and the power plants. Pavo is rather overbearing at times, but means well. Shes incredibly proud of Atlas for following her more science oriented career, and has some disappointment in Orion but does her best to hide it. She knows it would crush orion if he knew.

Whiskey: (farmswap gaster), the father of cider and barley, whiskey used to tend the vineyard, but an old injury five years ago left him with a permanent limp and unable to do the heavy lifting. So he switched places with his brother and handles the finances these days. He's a goofy monster and always has sneaky hands ready to pinch his wife on the bum. its what she gets for always leaving lipstick stains on his skull and not telling him lol.

Copper (nt gaster): copper is alive and well and is enjoying his retirement years with his children gears and compass. He occasionally enchants the garden supplies they sell in the shop for fun. He spends most of his days though playing pickleball with a group of very aggressive women lol. Copper is a total goofball. He has rather random trains of thoughts and is great at confusing people.

things he loves: pickleball, his sons, teasing his sons, gardening

Roulette: mafiatale gaster, the father of all the mafia skeletons, and to three indiscovered skeletons. Roulette is a tragic character stuck in a state of mourning for his late soulmate, anger at his friends leaving the mafia and despair for a revenge that is no longer possible after the crash. His kids hate his guts. In the roleplays hes now deceased.

Salsa: dancetale gaster, and the doting father of pop and rhythm. Salsa is a driven busybody. He loves keeping his mind active and struggles to relax when he doesn't have anything to do. He is very elderly and is slowing down as the years go by. He works as the event planner for the royals. In the rps hes been retired from this job.

things he loves: his sons, decorating, tropical fruits, violent video games (rps)

Rosemary: farmtale gaster and mother to peaches and rancher. Rosemary is a total tiger of a mum. She's very affectionate to her sons but also overbearing and snoopy. She just wants them to settle down. She's old dammit! She wants grandkids! Dont ever mention to her that youre single, she will try to set you up with one of them lol. she owns and runs a pie making buisness that has really taken off the last few years. enough so that she and her husband yosemite were able to downsize their ranch and put the money away from the land sold to their retirement.

things she loves: her family, pie, bull riding, apples and pears

Morticia Wingdings: Grimmtale gaster, formerly named Aster, she is the mother of thistle and yarrow. Morticia is a tall Grimm skeleton standing at 6’4 and has a dim grey magic. She’s considered bloody gorgeous by Grimm monster standards. A potion accident years ago left her with her neck permanently turned invisible giving her the appearance of a floating skull set atop her shoulders lol. Morticia is elegant and mischievous, loving a good laugh at some dark jokes. She loves her sons and is very grateful that they seem happy in ebott

Alphys and Undynes

Alphys: the nerdy and awkward lizfolk we all know and love. Alphys kept her position as head scientist. She works with her team to really focus on the powerplants and development of ebott. She isn't ever touching biology/magic sciences ever again lol. Since the crash, alphys and undyne became more serious, and a few years ago got married and soulbonded. Even though its been a few years they still feel like newlyweds.

things she loves: ramen, anime, undyne, robotics and mechanics, mettaton

Undyne: the spunky loud river monster we all know and love. Undyne gracefully stepped down from the royal guard to help head the new police force of ebott after the crash. She's the chief over the main cities police units these days, but its hard keeping her in the office. Undyne would rather be out in the streets with the other officers. Since the crash undyne and alphys became more serious, and a few years ago got married and soulbonded. Even though its been a few years they still feel like newlyweds.

things she loves: anime, sword fighting, alphys, the gun range, wrestling

Cookie: (flavortale alphys), cookie is an adorable orange lizfolk monster with dark brown magic and large eyes. She’s the best friend of taffy and co-owns the shop with her and her mate bonbon. They had gone to school together, invented many of their recipes together and even lived together for several years until she and bonbon got married. Now the besties are neighbors on the same street. Cookie is a shy but sweet monster with a love for chemistry and sugar. She is the big inventor along with taffy in their business

things she loves: cookies of course, chemistry, bill nye the science guy, bonbon

Bonbon: (flavortale undyne), the best friend of taffy and mate of cookie, bonbon is the third co owner of the candy shop. She’s a strong muscular river monster with tan scales and cute cream eyes and hair. The three things bonbon loves most in the world is her mate, chocolate and her friends of course. She has a head for numbers, handling the budget of the little candy shop, and doing her body building exercises in her free time. She’s a cheerful and bubbly monster.

things she loves: anything chocolate, bodybuilding, cookie, suduko

Robber: Underwest undyne, and despite the hilarious nickname, shes no criminal but is in fact another sheriff of Goldenvalley, and has a friendly rivalry with partner. She’s still new in her job and goes to him for pointers a lot as well. Shes a bright and spunky monster, but still rather uncertain of her job as its her first time having an official title. Thankfully robber is a humble monster unafraid to ask questions.

things she loves: old western movies, cowboy hats, mettaton lol

Prairie: Underwest alphys, and partners closest friend. She breeds raptors and goes to him to train all of them. She owns a cute plot of land that she raises goats on as her primary source of income. Breeding raptors is a long and tedious job, definitely not something one can easily live off of. Prairie is a serene calm type of personality. She has a way with animals making them feel secure in her presence. Partner would've put a ring on her years ago if they ever had romantic feelings for each other.

things she loves: raptors, beer, her goats, plaid print clothes

Marcheline (drakefell undyne): She is the third in command of barins guild should anything happen to barin and arwin. She is faithful, incredibly strong, harsh, and has little tolerance for whiners. She trains the new guild members as well as helps keep up the mines. She is an incredibly tall draconic river monster with pitch black scales, moss green hair, and a pair of large curling horns that are dusted gold to match her gold eyes.

things she loves: lizfolk monsters, mushroom and bear soup, hunting

Piranha (fallout undyne): she’s a tall moss green and orange haired river monster, standing at 6’4. Piranha was only 16 when her whole world fell apart. She had been very close with her neighbors, the Wingdings. Lens’ parents babysat her, her whole life while her own parents had to work. So it’s no surprise that lens trusted cricket with her after the fallout. She thought he’d be back in a few months. Those months turned into years and piranha assumed the worst. She easily forgave him when he showed up after the crash. it was a terrible uncertain time. Piranha would rather have her adoptive older bro back than hold old grudges. However the fighting between cricket and lens make that hard. She works as a professional blacksmith

things she loves: koi fish, cricket and lens, boxing

Libra: outerfell alphys, she works for the mettas in their special effects department. Libra is a rather snappy monster. She's a perfectionist when it comes to her work and expects her team to live up to the same standards. But man is her work amazing. She secretly craves romance but worries she's too harsh to ever find a prince or princess charming.

Saggita: outerfell undyne, one of the royal guards who personally protects the royals. she is usually seen with the royals Hercules, tatters, or plum. Saggita is stoic and elegant. She's the picture perfect guard when on the job. However she hides a secret. The reason the three royals keep hiding laughs in meetings? Its her, Its all her. Saggita is notorious for the finniest dirty jokes whispered under her breath. There's a reason she's their favorite guard.

Acres: (farmswap alphys), the older cousin of the farmswap boys, acres is part of the large tribe of monsters that makes up the goldwheat brewery. She is in charge managing the shipping of the drinks, and also raises pigs on the side. Acres is a dirty monster, in body and mind lol. She's always a bit muddy looking from her job, and she's a raging perv. she loves human women especially~

Tink (nt alphys): tink is currently writing volume two of the nomad history. She’s doing very well financially after the first book and has already been commissioned by some of the other royals to write their histories. She's excited for the opportunity to work with the elusive royal, ivory.

Tempest: mafia undyne, she is Wild. full of energy, a fiery temper and just sheer audacity, tempest takes the world by the balls and makes it her b*tch. she is the adoptive older sister of the mafia skeletons, and has been both a loyal older sister and friend to them. She has been placed in the navy by the royals since the mafias rehabilitation and has been missing her family terribly.

things she loves: guns knives explosives and firrworks! oh and the color orange

Storm: underfell undyne, storm is a girly and bubbly monster, very unlike the majority of fell monsters. She's confident and unafraid to stick out though. She is still lifetime besties with edge, his one ally besides red in the underground. She works as a police officer alongside undyne on the surface. The two get on famously.

things she loves: the color pink, frilly dresses, kickboxing, sparring, fencing

Twister: underswap undyne, Twister is just fkn insane. Absolutely crazy, totally nutty. Imagine someone as passionate as undyne, aggressive as edge and as energetic as star, with a scientific inventing mind of pluto and you get twister. She's rather manic but adoring to the few people she truly calls friends. Honey, the only monster not terrified of her when they were in elementary school together, is her lifetime bestie lol. She works as a royal scientist in the weapons' division.

The Grillbys

Grillby: Grillby is a monster of few words. He’s not shy, just not the talkative type. He does have a lovely laugh though. He’s a bit of a snoop and uses his very impressive poker face to act like he isn’t listening in on his customers conversations lol. If you need good gossip, grillby probably knows all about it already ;) He owns the bar, grillbys that now has two locations! The main one is in the heart of new ebott of course, and the second is a slightly more classy version in Steeler! While he’s technically the owner, grillby still serves as the bartender in the ebott city location.

Things he loves: greasy fast food, suits, cute little dogs, playing poker, his soulmate of course, puns, juicy gossip

Felby: underfell grillby, he is a very grumpy hissy monster. He’s the perfect picture of “get off my lawn!!”. He’s unusually solitary for a monster, prizing his peace. While he is charming when he flirts, he never seems to keep relationships for long. This fact doesn’t seem to bother him though. Felby had an illegal moonshine bar before the crash, and afterwards, using those skills of his in making unnecessarily strong drinks, he had a fake license made and now runs Fireball, a club only for those wanting to get absolutely wasted. It’s located in Steeler city. He is the father of red and edge

things he loves: alcohol, hook ups, rap music, leather clothes and furniture, the ocean

Spinby: underswap grillby, he is… he’s something that’s for sure. This guy is totally nuts. Combine a hippie, a circus performer and a child who just drank a 5 hour energy and you have Spinby! He’s incredibly creative and even more bouncy. And he dresses like a walking rainbow lol Spinby owns an adorable milkshake and donut cafe in mettaland! The whole building is all rainbow pastels and he’s famous for his candy inspired shake flavors! The place is called sugar-spinner!

things he loves: greasy fast food, suits, cute little dogs, playing poker, his soulmate of course, puns, juicy gossip

Steallby: swapfell grillby, he is a very anxious monster. He’s quiet around strangers and does his best to blend in with the background, but with friends he’s a bubbly chatty monster. While he can play the nasty aggressive fell monster, he’s really just a shy baby. He’s a sweetie if one gets to know him Steallby owns a small hole in the wall restaurant specializing in soup and bread! He calls it Soul food, and it’s located in the slums of new ebott

things he loves: fresh baked bread, stainless steal cooking wares, bird feeders, winter foods, snow, soft spoken people

Grills: horrortale grillby, he is even quieter than grillby if that’s possible, and somehow is even nosier lol. He’s stopped caring about acting dignified and is quite obvious when he’s eavesdropping. He’s a gentle sort of personality, and despite his scary appearance, many consider him soothing to be around Grills was hired by grillby when leaving the institution healing the horror monsters after the crash. He works weekends as the bartender on grillbys days off

things he loves: any food, his soulmate frost, reality tv, comedy shows, card games

Chillby: outertale grillby, she is a sweet and playful monster who seems to just ooze curiosity. She’s an experimentalist and is all about those new life experiences. She prizes variety and adventure above all else Chillby is a rather famous food critic in ebott. She’s a great writer with a sensational flair to her reviews, and her good media presence means that cafes and restaurants are actually excited to see her.

things she loves: sweet foods, airplanes, zip lines, hiking and her soulmates of course

Farbon: drakefell grillby, he is a stoic and dutiful character. He doesn’t have much of a sense of humor but is kind enough to pity laugh even if he doesn’t get the joke lol. He’s also oblivious as hell and will not know if you flirt with him. He works as a blacksmith, focusing more on precious metals and small dainty creations instead of the more large hardy creations of other drakefell monsters. He’s commissioned pretty often by Ollivander to make decor for his banks.

things he loves: gold and silver, his soulmate, pretty metal trinkets, spring flowers, potatoes

Dolby: theatretale grillby, he is not one for noise or theatre despite the au he’s from. Instead he’s a man of the written arts. It makes him considered unusual to his fellow theatre monsters, but outside of that au, he’s seen as a rather chill and average guy. He’s a normally quiet monster with a talent for telling jokes at the best time. You never know when he will speak, but when he does it’s hilariously amazing. Dolby owns a simple cafe in Steeler called cup o’ coal. Its main seller is coffee of course but it also does sandwiches. The cafe is pretty popular with artists and writers because of the book clubs Dolby likes to host there, and the very comfy seating areas

things he loves: his soulmate, poetry, coffee, whipped cream, tragedy novels

Phoenix: birdfell grillby, his wings aren’t the only big thing he has ;). His ego is massive. Being treated like a prince because of his looks has definitely creeped into his personality. Thankfully he’s a sweetie at his core, and while he can come across as big headed and condescending at times, he’s also very generous and friendly with every one around him. Phoenix is one of ebotts top models. He’s in every years swimsuit edition despite not being a water type monster, and he’s especially famous for this one photo shoot advertising mellow marts new type of cheese by posing on a fur rug and pouring the melted cheese all over his… actually that’s not important. The pictures are a collectors item now though since they’ve been retracted.

things he loves: cheese, showing off his beautiful body, photo shoots, pedicures and manicures, photo shoots with babies and baby animals for those sexy calendars of hot men holding adorable things.

Kelby: fellswap gold grillby, she is fierce, stern and magnetic to those around her. She’s a monster many look up to and idolize. And she really is all that. She’s an incredibly talented individual who can back her confidence up. Don’t cross her though, her temper burns hot. She’s the owner and head chef of a prestigious seafood restaurant in Steeler. Her place is a favorite of the royal, Empress and for good reason. Everything tastes heavenly. She runs her kitchen with an iron fist

things she loves: seafood and meats in general, ballet, weightlifting, champagne and pretty scarves

Wilds: (horrorfarm grillby) the grandfather of maple and moose from their mothers side, and an extremely kind monster, wilds is a teacher at the elementary school in the farm district. He teaches the fourth graders. He used to have a chili pepper farm before the crash, but sadly gave up farming afterwards, not having the energy to start over

Extra sides

Angler (hadaltale goat): aged 140, angler is the oldest prince and the first child of the royal trio, Olympia Titanic and Voyager. She was carried by voyager and fathered by Olympia. Angler is a strong aggressive but loyal monster with a tail resembling that of an angler fish.

Pacific (hadaltale skeleton): aged 122, pacific is the second child of the trio, carried by Olympia and fathered by voyager. Pacific is an elegant monster with a taste for drama. He’s clever and known for catching people in lies. His tail resembles that of an orca

Bermuda (hadaltale goat) aged 80, Bermuda is the third child of the trio, carried by titanic and fathered by Olympia. Bermuda is… eccentric. He’s a wild card who can’t be predicted, but he loves his family so no one worries too hard. He works closely with the navy. His lower half resembles a blue finned shark

Atlantis (hadaltale goat), aged 2 and named after the city in ebott, Atlantis is the newest member of the royal family. She was fathered by titanic and carried by Olympia. She’s a bouncy and giggly toddler with a big fascination for hot wheels. Her tail resembles a spiny pufferfish

Antoine: theatretale, the soulmate of the royal gallery, she is a soft and plump cat monster with sage green magic and white fur. Antoine doesn’t like the spotlight and is a master at avoiding the paparazzi

Belle: theatretale, the soulmate of the royal melody, she is a gorgeous black furred goat monster with curling horns and a soft pink magic. She recently had their first kids, twin goat monsters, and is on maternity leave with them.

Daylily: a lily-like petal monster from templetale and the soulmate of shrine and mother of zen and shield. Daylily (or Lily for short) is also a monk on the temple grounds and is one of the main garden keepers. She’s a gentle and warm soul, well to those who don’t flirt with shrine that is.

Eir: a slender skeleton monster, mother of kvasir and the soulmate of the drakeswap royal, Idun. Eir is drakeswaps royal scientist and the head of the dimming research team. She's an elegant and soft spoken monster who shies away from the spotlight.

Jenn: a soft grey coated goat monster from drakeswap, kvasir’s (drakeswap gaster) soulmate and the mother of hilda and saga. Jenn owns a rather fancy wedding catering business and is a classy monster, but she is easily fed up all the stuffy rules of the royals. She’s glad her soulmates and kids aren’t required to be part of it.

Sicily: a splotchy looking Ruby red water elemental with blue eyes, she was duchess’ childhood friend and started as duchess lady in waiting when she was politically married to vamp, but soon was named their consort a year later. She was the monster who carried (lustfell) asriel (fathered by vamp) and later carried their second child as well (fathered by duchess). She’s also labelled a prince for her contributions to the plumbing system that powered hotland in their old au. She’s extremely intelligent but considered quite ugly by monster standards with blotchy uneven color in her water ecto. However duchess and vamp always reassure her she’s gorgeous in their eyes. She’s clearly the favorite of the five.

Lady: a black furred wolf monster with yellow eyes/magic. Lady caught vamps eye with her successful business selling shoes with hidden knife compartments. She was invited into the harem shortly afterwards after getting duchess’ approval. She’s refused an offer of prince good but has a position under zeus department handling the finances

Withergate: a very large goat monster with navy-grey fur, curly horns and deep blue eyes. Withergate was a soldier in the guard who had a way with words. Dutchess liked his poetry and with vamps approval he was added to the harem. He also serves as the children’s personal guard and helped raise them just as much as Sicily.

Rue: another goat monster, with white fur, a grey beard and no horns. He has a pale yellow magic/eyes. Rue was a prostitute underground and simply just amazing at his job. He earned both royals approval easily. He’s a tad lazy but serves well enough as a butler and entertainer when he isn’t with one of his beaus ;)

Melladrew: a pure black skinned volcanid with pearly peach eyes and magic. Melladrew was originally on lustfells science team developing the lust serum. He had been the first scientist to test it on himself. That’s how confident he was in his and his teams creation. His bravery impressed duchess and vamp and he was included in the harem after the serum became common place. He also has the title of prince for several other discoveries in the fertility field.

Kevin: a coal grey mothra monster from ????. Kevin is a strangely solitary monster. No one knows much about him but he's very friendly when approached. He lives retired as an on and off park ranger. The secret son of temmie.

Things he loves: mythology, sparring, large acres of unoccupied land, cows, giving people identity crisis'

Gomez Wingdings: the father of thistle and yarrow, Gomez is a large strong ogre mage with pitch black skin of ogre monsters, dull purple eyes, and no hair as is typical of the humans of his au. He is very happily soul bonded to Morticia. Gomez is a kind and goofy fellow who’s a total simp for his wife. He isn’t sure why his wife was so eager to take on the name Morticia after the crash, but he supports it. He loves his sons dearly.

Venom: Grimm muffet, venom is a small spider monster with a plum purple skin, thin black hair and adorable pale grey eyes. She’s aged 92 Venom is a close friend of thistle and yarrow and was their babysitter when she was younger. She is a popular potion maker specializing in potions aiming to help those with good hygiene. She buys most of her ingredients from the Wingding covens farm.

Belle: the mother of rowdy and the aunt of partner, bell is a skeleton monster aged 400 exactly. Having lost her sister and husband before the crash due to sickness and a bad rain year, she was extremely protective of rowdy. Even after the crash she sheltered him, causing him to run in order to accept the job and room partner offered. Partner and Belle had a huge fight over this and aren’t on speaking terms anymore.

Juniper: a brown wolf monster from nomadtale. Juniper is a confident playful wolf who’s ears are always perked for some juicy gossip lol. She has trouble keeping her tail still, it’s always wagging. If it is still, she’s either tired, mad or very very hungry. She works weekends at peppers nail salon, and she weaves enchanted storage baskets for extra cash.

Things she loves: nail art, basket weaving, ice hockey, ice fishing, the snow, colorful vests, pepper

Devi Thorns: a spunion from horrorfarm. Devi is pretty straightforward and honest, but that’s mostly cause she just has no sense of sarcasm. She much prefers dad jokes as a sense of humor. She’s a bit innocent and doesn’t pick up on when others are being rude, or when they’re trying to flirt. She is a firefighter stationed in goldenvalley. She's worked with partner before.

Things she loves: goat milk and cheese, long hoodie dresses, riding horses, fireworks, whittling, Smokey the bear

Argo pantheon: A blue grey sky serpent from outertale. Argo is serious and stoic when on duty, but cheeky and goofy when off it. He’s the kind of guy who would let little kids crawl all over him, but if any tone deaf adult tries it, he bites a finger off. He likes his personal space bubble. Kids are the only exception since he likes their innocent honesty. He is one of the navy seals on Captains ship.

Things he loves: being the fun uncle on the ship lol, anything teriyaki, spear fishing, watching thunderstorms, playing chess, wrestling.

Dwight Welwood: A pale blue swiftee from underswap. Dwight is a shy and jittery swiftee. He has trouble talking to new people and tends to cling to those he knows well when out in public. When he’s comfortable with someone though, he’s quite witty and has a dry sarcastic sense of humor. He works for a publishing company and is a friend of honeys in the same DnD group. He is the older twin between him and blight

Things he loves: DnD of course, fantasy novels, final fantasy games, anything legend of Zelda, battle bots, and goth girls

Blight Welwood: a blue grey ogre from underswap, Blight is outgoing, bubbly and fiercely competitive. He adores smack talk and gets along best with those who have a sassy side to them. Blight tends to be very physically affectionate with people straight off the bat as he’s used to that treatment from his clingy brother and mother. He coaches basketball and is in honeys DnD group. He is the younger twin.

Things he loves: DnD, battle bots, anything Star Wars or Star Trek, basketball and karate, cuddly monsters/humans.

Flight Welwood: a yellow swiftee from underswap. Flight is a bossy and jumpy Swiftee. She’s a bit anal when it comes to having things clean and put together, but is pretty chill when herself and her home are up to standards. She loves her family greatly. She works as a nutritionist. she is the older sister of blight and dwight.

Fun fact: she’s currently in a relationship with cinnamon, a bunny monster from underswap and an older cousin of star and honey.

Talin Welwood: A dark grey ogre from underswap. Talin is a loud boisterous monster and incredibly competitive as every other ogre. He’s got a softer gentler side though for his beloved mate lune, something only she seems to bring out. His friends always joke he’s a different monster when she’s around. He owns a popular fashion line catering to larger monster types. The father of dwight blight and flight.

Lune welwood: Lune is soft spoken and a bit jumpy although she does try hard to challenge herself when it comes to interacting with others. When she’s with Talin though, she gets more energetic and playful. He brings out the confidence in her. She currently works as a car Mechanic. The mother of dwight blight and flight.

Cinnamon Snowtuft : A greyish cream bunny monster from underswap. Shes a spunky and ditzy monster. Her clumsy side while cute, can get her in a lot of trouble at times. However she always has good intentions. She works at a comedy club in mettaland doing skits and serving drinks. She's an older cousin of honey and star.

fun fact: cinnamon is currently in a relationship with Flight, a swiftee in underswap.

Dogfellow: Dogfellow, a beagle like dog monster from lustfell, is a very successful investor. His main focus is businesses catering to canine type monsters and other furry monster subspecies, and ice cream businesses for some reason. Like many other lustfell big wigs, he has multiple mates, four to be exact, and has five children with them all. He’s worth nearly 200 million G. He considers marcello goldenfoot his greatest rival.

Bea Elvis: bea is a simply adorable whimsum from dancetale. She’s got an incredible movement to her, a very graceful dancer, and a brilliant mind. Bea invented a type of cgi that can mimic some of the more serpentine or tentacle like monsters movements better than other programs can. She patented her code and sold it off for a hefty profit and nowadays spends her time appearing on game shows for fun. She’s worth 4 million G. She’s also secretly married to napstablook

Mauve chiffons: mauve is a spunky shrew mouseling from farmswap who made her fortune selling insurance to farmers that covers bad crop years and broken equipment. She’s a wonderful example of simple honest work. Just a stand up gal. And her business employs many. She’s worth about 12 million G. Mauve has no relation to the farmswap boys, but does love their families beer.

Jonny Swartz: Jonny is a crocodile monster from underfell, and is a classic redemption story. Having been pardoned from a life sentence for theft and attempted murder in underfell after the crash, Jonny decided he was going to do everything he can to take advantage of this clean slate. So he made the AEP (apprenticeship employment placement), a company designed to take your application and find any available jobs or apprenticeships near you for the job you want. And they don’t accept payment until you get your first paycheck. There wasn’t anything like this in ebott until Jonny started it. Anyways he’s worth about 10 million G (but that might go down soon since he got caught in another murder) he punched red in the face once

Juliet mars: she’s a taller than average air elemental from outertale. Before the crash, she developed a special type of greenhouse that grew the few crops they had in space even better than the natural elements could. Her design now has been converted into what ebott uses for their AC and heating systems in buildings all over as it’s low cost to make and saves power. She was also a mentor to Pluto when he was still and apprentice back in their old au. He refers to her as aunty mars. Juliet is worth about 45 million G.

Marcelo Goldenfoot: a blue grey bunny monster from lustfell. Marcelo is a playfulm, charismatic and very intelligent monster. He is just simply talented with people and can pull a good business deal out of thin air. He's a big family man as well. He loves his work, but would definitely rather spend time with his mates and kids. He has some hoarder tendencies. Marcelo owns Mellowmart, ebotts biggest grocery store chain, and golden standard, ebotts main shipping company, as well as a variety of smaller but equally successful businesses. He's worth about 850 million gold and is ebotts richest monster

Things he loves: struggle grubs, bug meat in general, his mates and kids, early morning runs, exotic fruits and veggies, colleting historical items

Mallow Goldenfoot: blue grey bunny from lustfell. Mallow is the older brother of marcelo. Mallow is amazing with numbers and budgeting but is extremely shy and reserved. He’s technically the co owner of the companies with Marcelo but is happy to let his little brother take the spotlight. Mallow is single and likes spending time with his nieces and nephews. He has no desire to find his own family and sticks to Marcelo like glue

things he loves: murder mystery novels, his nieces and nephews, number puzzles, soothing music

Majorie Goldenfoot: white bunny from lustfell, the mother of marcelo and mallow. she’s enjoying her older years as a simple manager at one of the grocery stores. She’s extremely proud of her boys and loves her grandkids

Ronan Goldenfoot: a ginger bunny from lustfell, the first mate of marcelo. Ronan is a confident and stern monster, and a business owner herself, co-owning several of Marcelo's businesses. She is just as much of a collector as her husband. several of the other mates were brought in by her. While her and marcelos relationship isn't sexual, they are still deeply in love.

things she loves: monsters that arent other bunnies lol, her mates and kids, fencing, goin to the gun range, collecting fine art

Yolanda Goldenfoot: a topaz yellow flame elemental from lustfell, the second mate of marcelo. Yolanda is a sweet and rather vain monster, but for good reason. she's bloody gorgeous. Yolanda had stayed home with jade to care for the children most of her life, but now that the family has decided to stop having more kids, she wants to get back into modeling when the youngest ages out.

things she loves: gemstones, modeling, her kids and mates

Jade goldenfoot: a grey green bunny monster from lustfell, the third mate of marcelo. Jade is a spunky and goofy monster. She was originally hired as a nanny, but quickly fell in love with marcelo ronan and yolanda and was added to the family for real. Jade loves to play her way through life, and her happy go lucky personality brings light to all her mates days.

things she loves: puns and pranks, her mates and kids, rollerblading, dancing

Mint Goldenfoot: a half breed stone golem from farmtale, the fourth mate of marcelo. Mint is a hard working, kind and gentle monster. Her natural elegance attracted ronans attention, and she was soon added to the family after the crash. Mint provides the voice of reason to the five others when they start getting too big headed lol.

things she loves: fresh produce, her mates and kids, gardening, pro wrestling.

Percy Goldenfoot: a French immigrant human man, the fifth mate of marcelo. Percy is a curious intellectual and a very creative guy. His open mindedness and playful personality attracted marcelo and he was the last mate added to the family after the crash. Percy is the adventurous one in the family, encouraging his mates and kids to expand their horizons.

things he loves: monster culture, his mates and kids, computers and coding

Marcelos nieces: Rodney, Widget, Darla, Fern

Marcelos kids in order of age: Mellow (oldest, bunny), Fabian and Damian (bunnies), Darwin and Houdini (fire elementals),Topaz and Agate (fire elementals), Charlie (adopted, whimsum), Bodoni (adopted, skeleton), Nancy (adopted, human), Huey and Bella (bunnies), Lavender (stepdaughter, stone golem), Forest (stone golem), Lacey (bunny)

Mellow Goldenfoot: a blue grey bunny from lustfell, the oldest child of Marcelo and his mates. Mellow is ambitious and gutsy just like her father. She wants to be the one to inherit the family businesses far in the future. She's curranty running her first business, a lumber company. She relies on her dad, mum ronan and uncle a lot for advice

Lacey goldenfoot: white bunny born in ebott, the youngest child of marcelo and his mates. Despite being six already she hasn't spoken yet, but it doesn't keep her from making friends and doing well in preschool. she really likes kinetic sand and bluey

Damocles Cassia: an orange vlock from mafiatale. Damocles is a… well let’s just say he’s a total slime-ball. He’s a slick convincing businessman who can flatter away the gold out of anyone’s bank account with a wink and a smile. He likes to hide his intellect behind a playful and carefree exterior. One think you can count on with him though is his pride in his products quality. Damocles only sells the best! His biggest flaw would be his tendency to monologue and how much of a smug b*stard he is whenever he wins at something. He owns and runs a mattress store. He was an ex mafia lord and has ties to don and madame.

Things he loves: playing poker, fancy beds, clothing in jewel tones, earrings, moonshine, guns, knives, tacky tourist shot glasses, humans.

Diane Swann: a powder blue dual colored vila from birdtale. Diane is an outspoken and confident monster. She’s bold, never shying away from a fight and is loved by fans for her dry humor and elegance when arguing. Plus she isn’t afraid to show herself behind the scenes of the show, often posting herself in non-modeling scenarios, even if the picture is unflattering. She is one of ebotts top models and works closely with the mettas, and previously with pepper.

Things she loves: nail polish, feather wax, cute hair claw clips, her pet zebra finches, the color beige, anything cinnamon flavored, trying to discover the secret shampoo that Queen toriel uses, pedicures, the opera and Fortnite and tik tok dances lol

Saffron Allspice: crimson cen-corn from horrorfell. He’s a very sarcastic sassy and almost aggressive monster when you first meet him, but those who are close get a soft, sensitive and affectionate, but still sarcastic fellow. He just cant help the snark, its in his blood. He's a craft glassblower and window maker. He is currently dating harley.

Things he loves: pasta, dumplings, marshmallows, any sort of doughy food, very colorful decorations, jousting, and soft squishy monster subspecies and humans

Paprika Allspice: a peach biped-corn from horrorfell. He’s a very straight forward unicorn monster, and doesn’t grasp sarcasm very well. He's aware of this though and is pretty good at asking people questions if he isn't sure about their tone. He's a chef at a waffle house. He is the (older) nephew of saffron.

Harley Zambrana: a brunette human woman from undertale, Harley is rather crazy at times, but is usually just bubbly. Shes a massive flirt and has a thing for larger monsters especially. She used to work at willows bakery but recently landed a job designing concert flyers for the mettas. she still pops in to harass her old boss from time to time. She is currently dating saffron.

things she loves: cheese bread, willow and saffron, her pet rats, drawing and sketching

Dice (Darren): mafiaswapfell sans, he would’ve been the oldest of the mafia brothers if he had been discovered. He’s about 175 now. He’s a very serious regal/elegant monster and a numbers genius. He moved up from a lowly factory worker, to manager, to a personal clerk, then finally as a personal accountant to a very affluent family. On the surface, the humans he worked for though didn’t cross over in the crash as well. He started from the ground up and now owns a fancy casino.

Gamble (Gabriel): mafiaswapfell papyrus, he’s 130 years old and the younger half brother to dice. He’s not roulettes son but their mother’s second child with dice’s stepfather. Gamble isn’t particularly book smart, barely reading at an elementary level, but he’s incredibly personable and his goofy bubbly nature makes it easy for others to like him. Dice had gotten him out of the factory as a coffee boy to his humans, and nowadays gamble works as a bartender at dices casino. He’s a sweetie and is married to his long time sweetheart Cambridge, another skeleton, and they have a child together.

Cambridge: Gambles mate, Cambridge is a skeleton monster from underswap. He is all of gambles self control and he knows it lol. Cambridge is a stern and slightly spicy monster, but a loyal and doting mate to gamble. He worked as a trash man but is at home right now as their child is still rather young.

Slugger (Samantha): mafiahorror sans and a half breed skelehon, aged 166. She’s a blunt and a bit temperamental monster. A previous head injury before the crash left her with one working eyelight and very bad migraines. Slugger worked all her life in a meat packing facility barely making ends meet. Her mother, a rich human lady, dumped her in front of an apartment building filled with factory workers to hide the shame giving birth to a half breed monster would bring her family. After the crash, she took up the same job, working for mellow mart in one of their own packing factories, now enjoying much better pay and a home that has much more space than the shoebox apartment she used to live in with her brother.

Steel (Solomon): mafiahorror papyrus, clearly their mother didn’t learn after having Samantha, because she continued her affair, having Solomon just eight years later. Aged 158, Solomon was identified by the factory workers as being related to slugger by his scent. He was given to her and when he was old enough, joined his sister at the meat factory. Steel is a gentle soul, the light of his sisters life and has always been the one to always forgive her when she snaps at him. He’s since grown more of a spine since the crash as his sister also became softer, less stressed now that they aren’t struggling. He works as a cashier at a mellow mart and is trying to pass online high school.

Sans: a moss green bat from farmtale. sans has always had a love for nature and keeping things beautiful. She’s not the brightest monster, never got good grades, but she’s always been a hard worker and good with her hands, so ranger is the best job for her. She volunteers for trash duty most days and spends her time cleaning campsites in the forest and patrolling trails. Her father is a skeleton monster hence the font name. She lives in the same ranger circle as moose and maple

Akira Todds: dark brown garbee from lustfell. Akira is a confident and bold monster. She loves herself and wants others to find love for their own bodies. She thrives off of attention, but isn’t the type to put others down. She craves proper competition and has been known to train up other models and really sell their looks just so she can get some new rivals. She’s fun to mess with and doesn’t mind being the butt of a joke as long as eyes are on her. She is ebotts top model and was a rival to pepper.

things she loves: grapefruits and grapefruit juice, her son and his siblings, soft pajamas, self portraits, social media, realistic art and photography

Dallas: he is the resident mage on hook and captains crew. He’s a mouseling mage and is a little dwarf of a man. He’s a total crazy scientist kinda guy but he’s a loyal crazy scientist and loves his captain. He and his cousin who is a human both work as the curse-breakers and shipwrights. They’re from the farmfell au

Hunter: an olive skinned human man from farmfell. He is the cousin of dallas. Hunter has a strong sense of justice, and so stole his mage cousin away from their toxic family before the crash. Hunter is a sturdy character whos never afraid to speak up for his sense of right. Hunter is a navy soldier on captains ship with dallas.

Pooch: a red houndlike dog monster from farmfell. pooch is the mate of russet and the father of ram and pitch. Pooch is a shy passive monster. He had a hard life in his old au, but is slowly breaking out of his shell now that he's in ebott. He worked in a jam factory when living in the city, and now has a job as a farmhand for a wheat farmer in goldenvalley.

Snow Thumper: a white bunny from lustswapfell. Snow is a flirtacious and goofy character. She just loves to tease her friends and loves to (censored) them even more lol. Snow is a yes man, she's great at hyping people up and getting a party started. She is one of the prostitutes at the brothel and is in a bit of a weird "situationship" with Sir.

things she loves: dancing, summer fashion, pastels, casual hook ups, exploring new places, drinking games

Nefree: a large handsome wind elemental, he is the father of papaya. He is no contact with canary and the siblings and doesn’t know where they are. They haven’t spoken since papaya was born. Hes very good at being flattering, but has a short temper and is rather racist towards humans. His treatment of mango is what led canary to leave him. He currently works as a road paver in ebott city.

Lewis: a frail 89 year old middle eastern looking man and the grandfather of rook and harpy. (Their mother had been a half breed). Harper is enjoying his retirement on harpy’s vineyard as an “official wine taster” lol. He has a good relationship with his grandkids and is not so secretly glad that there are no more babies in the family lol

Selene: a deep blue flame elemental and the mother of Helios and Artemis. Selene is a flighty monster, always looking for something shiny and new to keep herself occupied. She is not in contact with her kids and is secretly glad she isn’t responsible for them anymore.

Jerry Hereberry: a fillerblot from undertale, jerry is the man everyone despises lol. Hes rude and condescending. He's smart enough to know this, but hard headed enough not to care. He works at the DMV and gets his rocks off by torturing people who just want to get their paperwork done in a timely manner.

Robin: a family friend and the adopted mother of quill and crow, Robin is a brunette human lady from birdtale who helped (birdtale gaster) raise her children after her ex walked out on her. Robin is enjoying her retirement in the farm district raising turkeys. The boys visit as often as they can. She's a gentle and chatty soul. Their visits to her are always longer than they expected.

Gamma: a flayer monster from fallouttale. Gamma is the only other surviving scientist on the team who made the bombs. His quick thinking in jumping continents is what kept him and lens alive in the fallout. Gamma feels no guilt over what happened, putting all the blame on the leader who pushed the button. But he does want to work hard in making up for his past. He works in the royals military testing weapons making sure they stay on code. Gamma lives with lens and is a supportive but distant older brother figure

Poppy Talliwag: a brown mousling monster from undertale. poppy is an incredibly curious and rather nosy monster. She’s one of those people who has to know everything. And with her adorable face and cheerful personality, she gets away with way more than she should. She’s a spoiled but sweet princess. she is a nuclear engineer apprentice at the core where sans and lens works. She just started so she’s mostly a coffee girl right now as she does her studies, but she’ll be getting more important jobs after she passes her introduction. She’s terribly clever but a bit of a clutz so she makes her coworkers worry. She works in the same department as sans.

Avenir Wingdings: a skeleton monster from farmtale, the younger brother of rosemary and uncle to peaches and rancher. He’s a sweet guy but has a serious case of rbf face which runs in her family. Thankfully rancher and peaches don’t have it. He owns a small herd of dairy cows on some shared land. Hes soulbonded to a whimselot monster and has two children with her.

Kavish Lyer: a human indian immigrant man. Kavish is almost 30 now, he already has a masters in dermatology and minored in chemistry. He’s a very studious man and comes from a large family of doctors. His parents are supportive of his interest in monsters and he’s hoping that once he’s finished and is making some money, that he can pay for them to come here to retire. Kavish loves ebott and wants to stay in this country. He is the only other person to live on the same floor as the mafias in their apartment building. Kavish is a bit of a shut in and honestly has no idea his neighbors are anyone important. He barely remembers they’re skeletons most days

Hydros: gorgon monster and father of atlas and Orion, retired captain of the royal guard of outerfell, runs the outer-AUs history section of the planetarium. Hydros is a monster of research, often lost in a book on battle strategies. Hes pretty forgetful when it comes to his own health and needs pavo (outerfell gaster) to make sure he doesn't starve to death lol. he spoils his sons.

Mama bug: (horrorfarm muffet)the grandmother of maple and moose on their fathers side. she’s THE beekeeper of ebott. Sure there are other monsters, but bug has the monopoly, and she will steal any swarm that stands in her way lol. Mama bug is a real beast of a spider monster. She will practically combust if she gets bored. she needs to always feel busy somehow.

Carmen: the human mother of cider and barley, she’s a real southern belle happy to help in the family brewery. She manages the one vintage bar the family still owns. Carmen was raised in a mexican household in her old au and still keeps a lot of her culture close. Shes very strict on making sure her boys keep up their spanish. She gets so annoyed when her husband whiskey pinches her, so she sneaks lipstick stains on his skull in retaliation.

Hissy: (farmfell catty) she hosts auctions where the farmers will sell tools, animals and antiques. She’s a shrewd dealer but her auctions are always the best. Hissy lives up to her name by having some famously loud hissy fits. She was born with an amazing pair of lungs. She has a massive crush on brass but isn't sure how to confess.

Brass: (farmfell bratty) she’s named brass because she’s a blacksmith, and her “calling card” is the brass “B” she puts on all her work. Anything made by brass is rumored to last a lifetime. For a monster, that’s really impressive. Her name is also an indicator to her tough as nails personality. Brass is a patient and stoic monster. She knows catty has a crush on her and cant wait to see how long the cat monster takes to break and finally confess.

Jezebel: a pink bat monster from lustfell and the mother of lush and pepper. she is a vain, snobby and sometimes entitled monster, but she can also be kind and so so sweet. She was the favorite in lustfell gasters harem for being the only one to have kids and enjoyed her status immensely. Jezebel is very proud of her boys and visits often. For work she is a dealer at a high end casino. Jezebel knows her card games and is a master at catching the cheaters. Plus she gets the best gossip there. The work is only to keep her occupied. After gaster died, she was left a very nice inheritance.

things she loves: card games, gossiping with the girlfriends and pepper, gambling, antique store shopping, getting her claws painted, kickboxing, and making homemade salsa.

Jeggar Downy: a reddish orange sunsport from lustswap. Jeggar is a determined and loud spoken monster. He’s never been satisfied being on the sidelines of life. He lives for attention and the roar of the crowd. He’s the lead singer of a heavy metal group named ‘Breaking the Barrier’ and his group has recently become very popular in the last four years. His childhood best friend is sparks. They still keep in contact.

things he loves: singing and screaming, songwriting, debating politics, collecting old album cds, watching buzzfeed unsolved, weightlifting, and taking silly personality quizzes on the internet.

Helia Grant: a sunflower petal monster from lustswap. Helia is a total extrovert. She makes friends fairly easily but gets along best with fell monsters and other lusts. Her easy going nature is hard to resist, even for the grumpiest monsters. She still lives with her parents who are extremely proud of their wild child. She’s a flirt like most lust monsters, but prefers committed relationships over flings, but because of how busy she is, dating is kinda on the sidelines for now. She’s a private event planner and the personal assistant to Satin (lustswap toriel). in the roleplays shes salsas replacement after his retirement.

things she loves: dancing (especially aerial dancing), collecting sunglasses, caring for her pet leopard gecko, trying new smoothie shops, soccer and tennis.

Hawkins: a skeleton monster from farmswap and brother of whiskey. He works in the vineyards with most of the family and is soulbonded to two bunny monsters. Hawkins is a sweet guy, but a bit gullible. He is whiskeys favorite sibling and barleys favorite uncle.

Misty maylee: an orange tabby cat monster from seatale. misty is a driven and spunky monster. bubbly when she's in a good mood, and sassy when she's ornery. Her mood switches up and down easily. She is the childhood best friend of jasper. She's working as a tour guide for seashore.

things she loves: swimming, jet skis, cute hats, tapestries, hiing fishing and human culture.

Frisk Dreemur: now an adult, frisk is an ambassador of ebott, often traveling on the job. They are still the same curious and somewhat flirtacious kid that saved the underground, they just have a big kid tote to go with it now lol. Frisk is out of town half the time, so when they are in the country, they try to spend as much time with their husband as possible.

Monster Dude-Dreemur: previously known as monster kid, monster dude is all grown up, and his friendship with frisk blossomed into a romance as they both grew together. Hes happy being the househusband for his lovely spouse when they're out of the country.

Whisp Duke Dreemur: a yellowish orange lizfolk half breed monster and the child of frisk and monster dude. whisp is only a toddler right now. she loves snails

Lior Dreemur: the infant son of Asgore and toriel. The royal baby is still only a few moths old, but despite this is beloved by the nations people.

Merlin Smelt: a teal and orange shyrin from dancetale. Merlin is a rising singer praised for his rich deep voice and jazzy style. He's stage shy though. He is a bit jittery like all shyrins and while he does want the spotlight, he doesn't think he can handle it lol. He has a big crush on vibrato.

Weave: (muffet) a red spider monster from nomadtale. Weave is a co-owner of a steadily growing boutique. The other owner is lush. Lush handles all the money part of owning the business, while weave is in charge of filling orders and training the other employees. What makes her boutique special is that she can enchant clothing to make it more durable, stain proof, and stretchier. She’s a life saver to a lot of monsters. Weave is a total sweetheart. She’s a soft spoken, snuggly, generous and kind monster. And she gets flustered very easily. The best way to get weave blushing is to complement her work. She’s very proud of her clothes. Or give her potato chips. It’s her favorite treat

things she loves: fabirc, potato chips, temmie flakes, lush

Marco Reyes: a hispanic looking human man from texas. His stepmother (also human)is from farmtale though. Marco is a playful guy whos notorious for matchmaking lol. He wants all his friends to happily pair up, and has been surprisingly successful at this. He works at a rice mill and leads a scout troop on the side. He is best friends with rancher.

Charles Barkins (mr corgi): a corgi-like dog monster from mafiatale. once a former mafia goon, now royal guard. He works alongside snipe on king Asgores security team. He deals more with the physical side of the job like the actual guarding and testing the royals food for poisons and such. Mr corgi is a laid back and somewhat catty fellow. He's a huge gossip but loyal to those who have his respect. He is snipes only friend outside of family

things he loves: hunting, rifles, sparring, crossword puzzles, camping, the color blue, farmtale monsters, ribs, breaking fingers during interrogations, babysitting his niece, snow days, fuzzy sweaters and mittens, and mixing drinks

Harper White: a blonde human girl born in ebott. she's in her senior year of high school and on weekends and Wednesdays and Tuesdays she works as a cashier at willows bakery. Shes reliable but she also just loves to annoy willow so much. She keeps changing the radio station in the store and trying to get him to let her film tik toks lol. She's a good kid though and plans to keep working at the bakery when she goes to college.

Mr Campbell: an older human man from birdswap. His full name is Brian Campbell. He is the manager of the bakery when willow isn't in that day. Brian is a good friend to his boss, honorable enough, and a great scheduler. He's a kind fellow and takes the leftover bread at the end of the day so he can feed the birds with his grandkids. His wife attends noirs yoga classes.

Danny Gage: A straight black haired woman from mafiatale. She was the ex best friend of snipe before he was whisked away by the mafia. She's a practical lady, Always looking for the logic behind an argument first. Shes a licensed therapist specializing in psychopaths and sociopaths. She is the one currently working on ace's case. She and snipe are aware of each other, but due to her profession decided its better to stay distant.

Temmie: secretly a fae from ?????, temmie is a monster from ????, wait no temmie is a monster species- why do they have the same name, are they speaking in sync-. forget all that. the collective known as temmie own a chip factory called temmie flakes. nobody really knows what theyre made of but they sure are delicious!

Yosemite: the father of peaches and rancher, and the mate of rosemary. Yosemite is a large tree golem from farmtale. He is a silent stoic monster but is really just a gentle giant. Hes happy to let his wife take the reigns and do most of the speaking for him. He helps out in the family pie business. On the side he makes leather crafts but its more of a hobby really.

things he loves: his family, pie, wrestling, cattle, bull riding

miller: the new baby brother of rancher and peaches, miller is a toddler tree golem born in ebott. He only just started talking, but he has a lot to say about his mums and dads pies! hes fascinated with the kitchen.

Lilo: a goblin monster from nomadtale, lilo is a young adult who just entered her 20s. she's soft-spoken and gentle. She's a creative lady but isn't sure about what she wants to do with her life yet, but she's looking forward to all the possibilities. Lilo works as a cashier and stocker at gears and compass' garden shop.

things she loves: pretty coins, mint bushes, bandanas

Winnie: The daughter of sugar, winnie is a half breed monster who was born in spain to her human mum, and shipped back to ebott when she was a few months old. Her mother refused to come back to ebott and didn't want the shame of raising a monster child. Sugar had no idea about his daughters existence until she was practically left on his doorstep. winnie is now 10 and is a cheerful kid. She loves everything barbie and is in beginners color guard. She used to be fluent in spanish but is slowly loosing the language

Titan: a large black scaled river monster from outertale. Titan is the father of jupiter and pluto. He's retired from the royal guard and is living his best life at seashore with his small pack of rescue dogs lol. Titan is an intimidating figure, you can just feel the seasoned warrior in his aura. Hes kind to his sons though and makes an effort to understand plutos interests despite having no head for science.

Wisteria: a wisteria petal monster from nomadtale, wisteria is a spunky and rather aggressive monster. She never backs down from a fight despite being rather weak in magic. She's sassy and has a great sense of humor. She works as an electrician in mettaland. She is infertile, but she and her husband just had a baby via surrogate together.

Linden: a green raccoon monster from nomadtale, linden is a goofy but passive kinda guy. He likes to go with the flow of life and feels no need to rush things. He works as a janitor in mettaland, sweeping up the park. His mate wisteria is infertile, but they were recently able to have a baby via surrogate.

Frankie: a brown chigupa from lustred. Frankie is a spunky bright eyed monster. She’s bubbly and cheeky. She loves teasing her friends and can be a terrible gossip sometimes, but usually she means well lol. she currently has an apprenticeship at a local hospital with the labs. Her tasks are mostly to clean equipment now, but she hopes she can move up and get certified to be an anesthesiologist. Frankie was previously part of the same orphan pack as pesto and Flambe and is still close with her pseudo brothers, even though they no longer live close. She’s been offered a job at the brothel and if her apprenticeship doesn’t work out, she plans to take it.

Things she loves: goofy looking pens, instant noodles, memorizing pharmaceutical drug names, pole dancing, breaking bad

Sylva Heifers: a green triadscog from drakeswap. Sylva is a graceful intelligent well bred monster. She’s considered a beauty by others, and it doesn’t help that she comes from an important family. She’s distantly related to the drakeswap royals and saga and hilda as well. She’s quite close to her little cousin Hilda who looks up to her pseudo auntie. Sylva is also friendly with zen and Alden and Ollivander. Sylvas family is known for their beautiful architecture. Hilda finished her apprenticeship with sagas family and company, and they were the ones commissioned to work on the temple and some of the tombs in remembrance. She’s currently thinking of retiring so she can finally settle down and have some children with her soulmate before they become too old

things she loves: her soulmate Drew (goat monster), rose quartz, buildings with large towers, chess, poetry, fried artichoke hearts.

Berkeley Dickens: a carashield from gastertale, Berkeley is a well spoken dignified and elegant fellow. He was born in high society and worked hard to respect the customs and rules of his ancestors. He has a scientific mind like many in gastertale, but takes it in a different direction with an interest in music! So despite having the attitude of the stuffy “silver” (gaster) monsters, he’s considered a bit of an oddball in his au Barkley is a conductor for a prestigious orchestra in ebott. He writes the music they play as well, designing the songs for the way the sound waves make people feel over the actual sound. However many adore his music and his shows are always packed

Things he loves: music of course, the piano and cello especially, fencing, lemon flavored ice treats, his cat Beethoven, the color navy blue, fancy pens and stationary, winter

Cotton Lee: an orange maedae from outerswap, Cotton like every maedae before her is a real spitfire! She’s got a lust for violence and her biggest goal is to be a professional fighter and to someday beat every fighter who’s ever won ebotts freedom festival battle royal. Especially Helios, she’s modeled her fighting style after him after all. While cotton is feisty, she is also a compassionate child and loves feeling helpful. Her parents found that the easiest way to keep her out of trouble is to make her feel like she’s in charge of or responsible for something lol.

Things she loves: sparring, fighting, any form of combat, Godzilla movies, her mom’s vintage frilly dresses, stealing from her moms closet, Helios, GI Joe, lace bows.

Mozzy stewart: a ginger and cream vamboa monster from farmswap, Mozzy is a huge goofball, he loves to play and joke around. And of course he lives up to his monster subspecies by being a huge flirt. However he tends to get sidetracked while picking up chicks/dudes and winds up making friends instead. Oops. Mozzy comes from a long line of butchers and follows the family business working in his parents butcher shop. He’s mostly behind the counter slicing the meat and packaging it. He takes a lot of pride in his job and hopes to inherit the shop when his parents retire as the only child who works full time there.

Things he loves: baby back ribs, pork loin, tri tip, sloppy Joe sandwiches, barbecue sauce, hosting barbecues, gardening, hook ups, hair care, volleyball, swimming, the lake

Brie Stewart-Bakers: the oldest sister of mozzy, she’s the one sibling who came out a normal human. She’s 78 now, and her husband passed two years ago from a heart attack. Brie is starting to slow down, so Mozzy moved in with her to be a helping hand. She was like a third parent to him so they’re very close

Middlemist: a rusalka from baubletale, Middlemist is very stuck in the clouds. She’s a rather distracted sort of person, always caught in the stories she makes up in her head. She’s kind and goofy when you catch her attention though! Middlemist works in Mettaland as a voice actor in the same cartoon stitches voice acts for. She plays both the main villain and the female love interest character. She’s absolutely obsessed with the cartoon she works for and operates a well known fan blog for it as well. She's a friend and coworker of stitches.

Esther Mogs: a malgoth from the factory monsters (mafia aus), Esther is a gentle and guarded character. She was in a rough area before the crash and worked half to death in a concrete factory. The crash was her big break, and taking that opportunity it provided, she managed to get herself in school. She just recently graduated college and got her teaching degree Esther just started work at a little primary school in ebott city. She works with the younger kids, a mixed group of kindergarten humans and monster children who just got control of their magic. She adores her job so far but can’t help but be skittish around one of the kids parents despite their positive history.

Feller Belted: a gleeko from underwest, Feller is a playful friendly guy. He’s super chatty and loves to hear about people’s stories. Something about him makes others wanna share, and he often winds up as an accidental therapist at the bar lol. He’s madly in love with prairie and is planning how he’s going to romance her with the help of his mate and best wingman genius, another gleeko. Feller is a farmhand in Goldenvalley. He’s a surprisingly good climber for a gleeko and works on various farms trimming trees and harvesting. When farm work is slow, he makes some killer jam to sell.

Mother Gothel: the grandmother of thistle and yarrow and the mother of morticia, she is one of the 30 fae who stayed on the surface. It’s unsure what au she’s from, but she currently has a child with a male witch from the grimms. Her husband has since passed years ago. She has a second child as well who passed of old age 10 years ago. Gothel has been traveling the world in memory of the older one visiting all the places he wanted to see. she typically takes the form of a skeleton with black bones. She says she’s like an albino skeleton but reversed. But she also takes the form of a woman with black hair, silver skin and the eyes of a crow. And when she’s feeling peckish, she takes the form of a crow owl folk.

Hansel Merlin: a bunny from grimmtale, hansel is part of the merlin coven and is the childhood friend of yarrow. Hansel is a little ball of anxiety. She has trouble talking to new people and can stress herself out so much she faints lol. Despite that she’s determined and always willing to push herself, if yarrow is there of course lol. She’s a very curious bunny and refuses to let her anxiety hold her back from chasing her dreams!

Things she loves: yarrow (like a brother), seafood, rock climbing, jump rope tricks, dancing and human women lol

Jeanie Snowtuft: a denim blue bunny monster from underswap, jeanie is the maternal aunt of star and honey, and the one who took in her nephews and helped star raise honey when their parents dusted. Jeanie is the second youngest daughter of the snowtuft bunny family and one of 11 siblings. She has a bunny soulmate, Bleau, and together they have 8 children (and honey and star who might as well be their kids too). Jeanie is a generous, kind and cuddly monster who always has an ear ready to listen and a shoulder to cry on. and she smells like brown sugar. anyone who doesn't love this mama is lying, yes you do.

things she loves: her kids and grandkids, baking, honey and star, american cop shows, nail care, true crime podcasts

Bleau Snowtuft: a chocolate brown bunny monster from underswap, Bleau is the soulmate of jeanie and the uncle of star and honey. He worked very hard his whole life to help support his nephews and kids, and hes finally been able to retire after the crash- no wait, his kids are having grandkids now. Bleau is enjoying his "retirement" days as a full time grandpa now.

Major Ell: a scruffy looking dog monster resembling a terrier with an overbite. Major is from underfell and is a notorious scammer. Hes well known for showing up at every festival in ebott and running game stands that nobody ever wins prizes at. He used to be one of the royal dog guard working under edge in snowdin.

[ichore]

https://x.com/nizuut/status/1796544787342152002?s=46 this fanart also belongs to lawyer nanami au in my head

I think so too, so

It makes me imagine him having him in our office. He tries to cover the fact that he's upset by the fact Higuruma just told him on the hallway that you and him went golfing together, and he should've seen how marvelous you looked in your golfing attire. How your sweat looked akin to thousands of little pearls in the tired, orange hue of the afternoon sunlight as you made another perfect hit.

Was Higuruma the reason why you look even better than the usual today? Kento wonders, watching your glowing hair and skin, your hands and eyes all-knowlingly working through the piles of files and papers spread all across your mahogany table. It's a sigh from you that makes him realize he's staring at you.

"What's bothering you, Ken-Ken?" Your nickname for him made his lips curve upward a little, it means that this meeting is not professional which makes him get comfortable; he lays his suit across the armrest of the chair, unfastens the tightness of his black tie. He rolls up the sleeves of his white t-shirt as he's walking across your office, stopping right next to you behind your desk.

"Didn't know you're into golf, Your Honor." he says, towering above you as his knuckles smooth across the line of your cheek before his fingers take your chin and raise your face to force you to look at him when it's obvious your eyes are locked on the outline of his growing boner on his black pants.

"Maybe I'm into seeing men in shorts bend over." You see a spark of jealousy light up behind the lustful mist in his eyes as his hand travels to the back of your neck, and softly pulls you towards himself to have his hungry lips clash against yours with hunger.

[bachibabe]

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warm cookies, childhood friends, full hearts, play fights

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teddy bears, retro cartoons, comfy couches, pink world

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[obxone]

A Gentleman (Part 2)

Edited-ish-- ~2.8k words. Warning: smut

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A strange dream pulls you from your sleep with a start, and you glance around, confusion flooding your brain until it clicks that you are in Rafe’s bed. The dream is not a dream after all. The warmth against your side is confirmation that he is still there beside you. You turn your head, allowing you to get a good look at him. A serene look on his face as he sleeps peacefully beside you.

He is on his side of the bed and facing you now, arm across your stomach as he sleeps. Willing your breathing to remain steady, you reach out. Fingertips tracing up the length of his forearm, the bands of muscles prominent under your touch. His body still warm against yours. You snuggle back against him, eyes closing as you will yourself to go back to sleep. 

The next time you wake, the sun is up, and the sounds of the household waking funnel into the room, muffled by the closed door. 

“Morning,” his deep, groggy voice causes you to blush, and you turn your face to see him watching you. His arm still a bar of muscles across your body. “How'd you sleep?”

“'s good," you murmur, stretching out a little before snuggling back into the depths of his bed. "This mattress is heaven. You?”

“Good.”

You glance around his room before you closing your eyes and your forehead falls against his. “What is the plan?”

“What plan?”

You do not open your eyes, but you squeeze his arm instead. “So that your dad and Rose don’t find me in here.”

“I don’t care if they do.”

Your eyes open then, and he has that cocky smirk again. “I do.”

“Why?”

“How quick do you think Rose will be to tell my mother that I, her precious perfect daughter, slept with Rafe Cameron?”

He shrugs. “We did sleep.”

You roll your eyes making him laugh a little. “You know what I mean.”

“If fucking was what either you or I wanted last night, then we would have,” he says casually before rolling away from you and getting out the bed. Your mouth drops open as you stare at him in shock. His comment and shirtless body surprising you. And the internal part of you whines that he has slipped away from you taking his body heat with him. He glances over his shoulder before he pulls a t-shirt on. “I would have told you if that was what I wanted.”

“I would have said no if you had tried anything."

He laughs then, truly laughs, before moving back to you. His body leans over yours so that his lips brush the shell of your ear. Your hand immediately reaches to touch him. His skin smooth under your touch as your nails barely bite into the muscled expanse of his bicep. The desire to let some part of you touch him tugs at you as that naive schoolgirl crush flares back to life.

“Don’t lie to me,” he whispers in your ear before pulling away. Your hand falls to the bed, a heat spreading over your face and neck. “Get dressed and we’ll go to breakfast. You like Finch’s Bakery right?”

“Love it.”

He nods before grabbing his ball cap and going to his bedroom door. “I’ll be back in ten minutes to get you. You can borrow my clothes.”

— — — — 

Rafe spent the day with you much to your surprise. You expected breakfast and to be dropped off at home shortly after. Sarah and Topper are still nowhere to be found and he remains tight lipped on where they are.

You know Rafe would typically be on the golf course or somewhere with Kelce and Topper by now, but instead, he sits beside you. His leg is pressed against yours while you watch the waves roll in. The sun warms your back and you inhale the salty air, enjoying the moment of peace.

His watchful eyes are on you instead of the waves, and a small smile tugs at the corner of his mouth.

“It’s perfect,” you confess, voice soft and barely audible, the orange and pink sky making your smile widen. “How do you know about this place?”

He shrugs. “Found it one day. It’s out of the way, quiet.”

“You come here often?”

“Every now and then.” He turns his head to look at you then. “Why?”

You look away from him to the stretch of sand in front of you. The sun casts your shadows out in front of you across the ground. Your gaze fixates on the lack of space between shadowed you and him. 

“I come here when Mom and I disagree about my life,” you murmur, fingers clasped together in your lap. “So I come often. I’ve never seen you here before.”

He is quiet, so quiet that you look at him again. A look of displeasure on his face, but he is not looking at you anymore. He is also fixated on the shadows. 

After a moment, he breaks the silence. “Why is it like that between you?”

You exhale and stretch your legs out before crossing your ankles. “I’m her little girl. I have to be perfect at all times to make her look perfect. I have to make all the right choices so that my future has all the right options. I’m the one that has to find a respectable kook husband to marry one day…” you fade out picking up a seashell by your knee. You examine it trying to ignore the burn of tears. “But I’m sure being an only son is hard too. Topper faces pressure from both our dad and mom. I just have to deal with my mom.”

“Ward is like that,” he confesses, his index finger drawing his initial in the sand. “Sarah is his favorite.”

“I can tell,” you say gently before placing the seashell in the loop of the R. “She can’t, but I can.”

“I don’t know why she is.”

“There isn’t a logical reason why. It’s cruel and I try my hardest to not let it happen often with Topper.”

Rafe lifts his head, his gaze on you and you stare back at him. “You love your brother.”

“I do.” You see a wistfulness in his eyes, but it is gone quickly. “We both know that Wheezie adores you.”

A smile stretches across his lips then. “Wheezie doesn’t know how lucky she is to be the youngest.”

“She’ll deal with it one day, trust me.” You say before reaching over to trace your initial next to his. “She’ll blink and it’ll be her turn to face the music.”

Rafe groans at the thought and you giggle before tracing the outline of a sea turtle off to the left of your initial. He watches you quietly for a moment before looking up again. 

“I should take you home. Topper has probably dropped Sarah off by now.”

“Okay,” you whisper. He stands before reaching a hand down to help you up. You let him before you walk back to his dad’s truck. His hand is still firmly wrapped around yours. It feels right to let your fingers slip through the spaces of his and you squeeze once before looking over your shoulder one last time. He catches you, a distant look in his eyes when you turn back to him. But he shakes his head and continues to walk beside you to the truck. He helps you in, the silence stretching out again, before going to the driver’s side. 

He starts the drive back to the residential portion of Figure 8 and you watch out the window quietly. It has been a good day, great day even, and you are a little surprised.

“Do you want to get married?” He asks breaking the silence. You turn your head to him. "You mentioned needing a kook husband."

“Maybe, I don’t know. I definitely am not marrying Wyatt.” You joke, but his hand grips the wheel a little tighter at the mention of your ex's name. “But I don’t know. I haven’t met anyone remotely interested in me. I thought Wyatt was, but I think he wanted to impress all his buddies by dating the Thornton girl.”

Rafe frowns. “That asshole did not deserve you. And now he doesn't have you.”

You shrug, the faint feeling of disappointment stirring in your chest. Flashbacks from the night you made the worst decision by giving up a piece of yourself wash over you. "He has a small part of me though."

Rafe's eyebrows rise, waiting for you to elaborate. His hand still gripping the wheel tightly.

“I... umm... w-well I kinda of gave my virginity to him,” you explain, fingers fidgeting with the drawstring of your borrowed sweatpants. "I regretted it the moment I let it happen, but he pressured me and I didn't feel like I could say no..."

Rafe hits the brakes and the truck jerks to a halt. "Did that asshole force himself on you?"

Your eyes widen at the murderous rage masking his face before you shake your head and start to backpedal quickly. “No! No, he didn't. He just made it seem like that it was my responsibility because I was his girlfriend."

"I'll kill him."

"Rafe, don't!" You reach across to touch his forearm again. His hands white-knuckling the wheel. "I’m sorry. I should have explained it better. I regret it because he never made it about me. It was only about him and him getting off. He never actually cared about me. I was naive and believed his bullshit then, but now I know better."

Rafe stares out the windshield, his face still screwed up in anger.

"I'm sorry, Rafe. I know you are best friends with my brother and probably see me as a little sister-”

“No, I don’t,” he says, cutting you off and turning his head to stare at you. His expression unreadable. Your eyes widen a little. His jaw clenches before he turns away and then back to you. “You’ve never been a little sister to me.”

“Oh.”

He starts to drive again, but it is a short drive off to the side of the highway into the grass before he parks the truck and turns off the engine. 

“Rafe?”

He is silent for a moment staring out the windshield at the empty road before he turns to you. A fire in those blue depths tells you that you are about to firmly cross a line you had never imagined you would. And you are right as he surges forward. His lips molding against yours. Your heart races at the feel of his soft and warm lips against yours. Goosebumps cover your body as he kisses you like you are his source of life. All thoughts empty from your head and a heat spreads through you. Then you are kissing him back. Your hands find his shoulders to pull him closer to you. The initial shock of Rafe Cameron kissing you melts away. 

His hands find your waist and slide to your back, urging you closer to him. A moan slips from you, but he ignores it. Your heart races wildly as your fingers tangle in his hair. You want this, you had dreamed about this even when you had been with Wyatt. Especially when Rafe reminded Wyatt just who you were when he would get out of hand at the Island Club and try to mistreat you in public. 

And then he is no longer there. His back is pressed against the door of the truck and he stares at you. An uncapped wildness in his eyes. His chest rises and falls rapidly, hair falling in his face, and those blue eyes sear straight into your soul. 

“I’m sorry,” he says quickly, running his hand through his hair to push it back out of his face. You inhale sharply and turn away, an awful coldness replacing the heat. “I shouldn’t have done that.”

“I wanted you to,” you confess before turning back to him. Embarrassment floods you. You pull your bottom lip between your teeth. 

He shakes his head. “No.”

“I did, I still do,” you whisper before reaching for the handle on the door to let yourself out. You could walk home as humiliation paints your face and neck a bright shade of pink.

He moves quickly then, his hand covering yours before you can pull on the handle. His lips brush the nape of your neck. “If we do this-”

You do not let him finish. He wants you as much as you want him. You turn and crash your lips against his. Hands fisting his shirt to keep him close to you. His touch is like molten lava against your arms and you shiver, pressing closer wishing the middle console would disappear.

“I want you,” you breathe, mouth hovering over his. “And you want me too.”

“I do.”

You bite your lip, heart racing so hard you are sure it will jump out of your chest. You kiss him again. It feels necessary now, like breathing, and you forget about the outside world when the tip of his tongue urges your lips to part for him. Time seems to slip away.

It happens quickly and you do not mind him taking control by pulling you across the console into his lap. You straddle him, moaning when his hands make contact with the skin of your waist. A fire spreading through your body from his touches. Lips and hands are frantic. Your hands shake as you unbutton his shirt revealing his bare torso button by button. You want to kiss all of him, every inch, and you intend to do so once the shirt is off. 

His hand cups your face, thumb swiping down the length of your neck. “Baby stop,” he rushes as you unbutton the last button. You lean back from him studying him. “You are Topper’s little sister.”

“Not right now I’m not,” you say quickly and he bites his lip. Your eyes darken at the sight. “Forget Topper, forget who I am right now. Because this is our only chance. I know now that you feel what I feel. I know you want me, Rafe, and I've wanted you for so long."

He swallows before nodding, his fingers digging into the swell of your hips.

You kiss him again, hands pushing his shirt from his shoulders. He kisses back, hands trailing down your thighs and then back up to the hem of your pants. His fingers tug at the tied strings. Your hips grind down against him and he moans your name. Your nails drag down his chest and abs while you focus your kisses on his neck intent on sucking a mark into his skin. Your mark.

“Fuck!” He rasps, his fingers gripping the hem of your shirt before he guides it up and off of you. He tosses it into the passenger seat before staring at your chest. “Fuck.”

“You said that already,” you muse, watching him take you in. You feel beautiful sitting like this, his hungry eyes taking every inch of you in. “I want you to touch every inch of me.”

"I'm planning on it, Princess."

The promise of his intentions creates a pool of anticipation and desire in your lower belly. He reaches back, unclasping the hooks of your bra before you are pulling the straps down and tossing your bra to the side.

"You are perfect," he mutters before your lips claim his. Your hands guide his to touch you. His hands searing hot against your skin as he squeezes your breasts. The carnal shift in his face has you clenching your thighs around his hips. His mouth drags down the column of your throat and to your chest. Your head tipping back as you let out a moan, fingers tightening around locks of his hair when he pulls a nipple into his mouth. 

“Rafe!” You moan, grinding against him again. “God, I need you so much right now.”

“Get in the backseat, Baby, now,” he commands and you go slipping between the spaces of the front seats. And he follows reaching for you to pull your body against his. "I don't have a condom."

"I'm on the pill," you rush, reaching for the button of his shorts.

"No," he says, cutting your attempt to get him out of the rest of his clothes. "Not yet. This is about you."

"About us," you whisper, before pecking his lips. "This is about us."

He grins before jerking his chin. "Lay down, Baby."

You do as he says, hair fanning out across the backseat while he hooks his fingers around the elastic band of your sweatpants.

"Hips up."

You lift your hips and he tugs the pants down, tossing them to the front seat. Cool air washes over your naked body and you bite your lip, watching him take you in.

"Fuck!"

"Rafe," you whine, reaching for him. "Touch me please!"

He inhales, trying to pace himself before he is between your legs. His arms hooking under your thighs and pulling your core down against his mouth. The single swipe of his tongue against you has your thighs clenching around his head. You moan as he devours you. His mouth expertly working you into a mess and your hand hooks around his head, begging for more while the other presses against the leather seat to anchor you.

Your eyes flutter shut and your body tightens, your chest heaving. His name falls from your lips over and over. Before you are ready, your orgasm washes through you. Your bones feel like they have turned to liquid and a warmth floods your insides.

"Oh my..."

“I’m not even close to being done with you,” he mumbles against the inside of you thigh, and you lift your head to watch him. He smirks while shoving his shorts down. Your lips part in shock when his cock springs free.

“I heard rumors, but…”

His hand wraps around his length, stroking up and down a few times. You shiver, wanting to touch him, but he does not give you the chance as he drags the tip of his cock against your folds. You bite your lip, eyes fluttering close at the sensation of him pressing against you.

“Watch me, Baby.”

Your eyes snap open and he grins before he begins to ease himself into you. Your nails scratch against his lower abs and he sinks into you inch by inch until he is completely buried. You whine, legs squeezing his hips as he falls into you. He claims your mouth in another kiss.

“I don’t want to hurt you,” he breathes against your lips. "Tell me to stop if you need me to."

“You won’t,” you whisper before brushing the tip of your nose against his. “I trust you. I want this. I want you."

He smiles and the butterflies in your stomach explode at the endearing look on his face. “I’ve seen what Wyatt was working with Babe. This is a different experience.”

You bite your lip against a laugh that bubbles up, but you fail and your laughter fills the cabin of the truck. “There is a decent size difference,” you confess before kissing him. “But I’m okay.”

His gaze drops to be between your legs as he slowly pulls out almost to the tip before pushing back in. He does it over and over, easing you open for him. It feels amazing and your body still tingles from your first orgasm. Moans and praises echo from you and him both, your fingers clasp against his and your legs wrap around him, encouraging him deeper. You stretch around him, adjusting and he watches, memorizing every stroke and every noise that comes from your pretty mouth. 

“More,” you eventually beg and he complies. Your head falls to his shoulder, lips pressing to the curve of his neck. He gives you everything you could ask of him. 

----

After cleaning up and getting dressed, Rafe and you are back in your seats. His hand is on your thigh as he drives back to Figure 8. The drive is in comfortable silence. You can still feel the press of him against you. The way your body ached to be his and now is. You never want this night to end, but it has to as you get closer and closer to your home.

"No one can know about this,” you say softly and he looks over at you. “No one. Not Topper, not Sarah.”

You turn to look at him. Worry filling you that this night will backfire and cost you both your brother and your best friend. He studies you before giving a curt nod and you see the change him in almost immediately. You reach over, hand on his shoulder and then the back of his neck. 

“Rafe, I don’t regret this. I wanted it. I still do. I want you,” you breathe and his fingers press deeper into the soft inside of your thigh. “But our siblings would be furious. You said it earlier.”

“I did.”

“Please,” you whisper, nails lightly scratching at the back of his head. “Don’t be mad at me.”

“I’m not mad,” he says, shaking his head once before parking the truck outside of your house. He turns his face to look at you before sighing. “I-I would have..." He swallows before shaking his head once. "You're mine now. And I would have made another excuse and kept you a little longer if I was smart.”

“I have a curfew,” you remind him. He frowns then before looking back at the house. “Walk with me to the door?” You ask. 

“I shouldn’t.”

“Topper isn’t here and my parents are asleep.”

“Okay.” 

You both get out and walk hand in hand to the door. He presses you against the corner of the door frame lips claiming yours for a moment. You wrap your arms around his shoulder pulling him closer. The kiss ends much too quickly and he steps back. 

“See you tomorrow?”

His eyebrows raise in confusion.

“Kelce’s house party.”

“You’re coming?”

“Yep.”

He nods and you can tell his thinking of a plan before his chin lifts and his eyes meet yours again. “Okay.”

You laugh, leaning towards him. Your hands are on his chest. “That’s all I get?”

“Wear something pretty,” he murmurs into your ear before pressing his lips to your forehead. His hand cradles the back of your head. “I’ll find you when I can.”

And then he is off the front steps and heading towards the truck. You blow out a breath, skin tingling with excitement for the future and for what has happened tonight. You go inside with only one glance back to see him pulling away. Promises of your shared beginning lingering in the air.

(Part 3)

[recoveringdreamer]

TIMING: current LOCATION: mini golf course (probably not haunted?) PARTIES: @debauchfairy & @recoveringdreamer SUMMARY: felix and kieran embark on a minigolf date. the whole 'cursed to speak in rhymes' things threatens to make it go... less than great. CONTENT WARNINGS: none!

When they were a kid, before their father moved them into the woods and the whole world had changed, Felix got it into their head that they wanted to learn how to juggle. They’d gathered all the oranges from the kitchen — their sister wouldn’t let them use her softballs — and began tossing them up into the air, confident that this would be easy for them. And when every single orange dropped to the ground and rolled away, bruised and dirty, they’d realized that ‘catlike reflexes’ might have been just a little overstated.

They’d never gotten much better at juggling. It wasn’t just oranges they struggled with, either; it was kind of everything. Literal juggling, like with the oranges, but metaphorical juggling, too. They struggled to maintain a personal life alongside their ‘career,’ had a hard time remembering to do simple things like respond to messages and make plans. And they were starting to get better at it, they really were… but then they got cursed. With rhymes.

Classic. 

Still, they were determined not to break the plans they’d made with Kieran, because they liked Kieran. He was cool and fun and confident, and sometimes hanging out with him made Felix feel cool and fun and confident, too. They just had to hope he wouldn’t notice the whole rhyming thing. Maybe it wasn’t as noticeable as they thought it was! Maybe they could keep it on the DL. Maybe.

“Hey, Kieran,” they greeted with a smile as he approached. “How have you been, man?”

—

Mini golf was a first. Kieran didn’t mind - for someone who had already blown through a lot of different firsts, it was always a nice change. Sure, maybe not the thrilling environment he was used to but the weather wasn’t too shabby and there was a general sense of enjoyment at this place. Pure and innocent, sure, but invigorating all the same. And turning down Felix’s idea while trying to build a rapport was definitely the wrong way to go. Why exactly that was his mission, to get to know someone who held back on their whims (well, mostly) and had the self-esteem of an orange, Kieran wasn’t quite sure. There was something there, buried deeper, maybe. 

And besides, why did anyone do anything? For the hell of it felt like a good enough reason. 

He’d dressed down for today, as much as he could anyway, well aware that the tight black pants flattered him. Plus, it was sunny out so no one could blame him for leaving a few buttons open on the soft lemon striped shirt. With the watch and shoes that could probably pay this place’s entire salary for a week, Kieran didn’t exactly fit in but that was never the intention. Standing out was so much better. 

Felix trotted inside, already looking much less nervous than last time, and Kieran returned the smile - even if a quirked eyebrow accompanied it at the greeting. “Hey yourself… dude,” he replied, a slight chuckle in his voice. Not exactly a greeting fit for someone who had done the things Kieran had done to Felix last time, but he digressed. “Fair warning, I have never done this before and if I don’t instantly excel at it, I might get a bit moody.”

—

Kieran looked nice, and Felix was beginning to get the impression that he just kind of always did. Felix felt underdressed by comparison, their rumpled button-up and black jeans having felt appropriate when they’d dressed in the corner of the boiler room but a little less than what they probably should have gone with. They almost apologized, but they stopped themself. Kieran, they thought, didn’t want that from them. That was part of what they liked about Kieran. He just wanted them to be comfortable.

Which… Felix rarely was, these days. Or any days, really, but especially these ones. Between the boiler room and the whole rhyme curse hanging over his head, comfort was pretty far in the rear view mirror. This seemed proven when Kieran responded to their greeting with a similarly strange one, and Felix shifted their weight. 

“Sorry, I wasn’t trying to make things weird,” they said, smiling and rubbing awkwardly at the back of their neck. “I just started talking, and all my thoughts kind of… disappeared. That happens a lot. Smooth, I am not.” Aaaand now they were talking like Yoda! This definitely proved the ‘not smooth’ point. They didn’t even think they could blame it on the curse — Felix was just like this. Awkward. Uncomfortable. Bad at conversation.

But, hey, things moved forward. Kieran had never played mini golf and Felix had, and maybe that meant they’d be on something resembling equal footing here. “I could teach you how to play,” they offered. “I mean, you probably know, but — god, I have no idea what I’m trying to say. I’m sorry, I guess we both know I’m not great at… this. The whole thing’s kind of hit or miss.”

—

Compared to their last meeting, Felix instantly seemed more vocal. A sign of decreased tension, sure, except… Kieran’s head was cocked, an expression of mixed amusement and confusion on his face. There hadn’t been that much rhyming last time, that much he was sure of. Shit, not any rhyming once you discounted the singing. If this was a way to stave off nerves which honestly, who got more nervous after they’d been intimate - it was indeed a weird one. In their defense, the faun was a force to be reckoned with and stranger behavior had occurred. Kieran didn’t mind oddballs, at least they were interesting but he did wonder how long it would take for the rhyming to get old. Maybe they’d simmer down once the initial nerves wore off. One way to find out. 

“I can be smooth enough for the both of us,” Kieran decided, slinging an arm around Felix’s waist to lead them inside. At least he wasn’t bored. Yet. This was an… interesting place for a second date, Kieran thought as a depressed looking teenager handed over some clubs and very colorful golf balls, seeming about as confused about their presence here as the faun was. Holding out the golf balls for Felix to pick a color, Kieran swung the flimsy club lazily as they walked towards the first hole pointed out to them. A child holding an ice cream currently fighting for its life, half of it spread over the child’s fingers and face, approached at record speed and he made sure to avoid contact and then some. That was not the kind of sticky he went for. 

“Alright, show me how it’s done,” he encouraged with a lazy smile, letting Felix take charge on the first hole, amidst the fake grass and slightly worn down wooden decorations. 

—

Kieran didn’t call out the strange verbal tick, and Felix was glad for it. They were nervous enough without having to explain the stupidity with which they’d gotten themself cursed by buying an ugly orange egg. They didn’t think Kieran would laugh in their face or anything — they liked to think he’d proven himself to be too kind for something like that — but they were a little worried he might think they were stupid. Not loudly, not in a cruel way, but in the privacy of his own mind. It wouldn’t be a terrible thing to think, Felix thought. It was mostly true, anyway. 

They smiled, a little of that relief shining through, as Kieran announced that he’d handle the ‘smooth’ part of the evening. “Well, that’s a relief,” Felix chuckled, some of the tension falling out of their shoulders. “Otherwise, this would probably be brief.” They collected the clubs from the bored employee, flashing a small, grateful smile. As Kieran held out the balls, Felix picked the blue one and made their way towards the first hole.

They’d read online that mini golf was a good ‘activity date.’ According to the internet, ‘activity dates’ were the best kind for two people only just beginning to get to know one another. Dinner could be filled with too many awkward silences, while movies had the opposite problem of limited communication. Activity dates, according to the article Felix pored over at two in the morning half-panicked, allowed you to both avoid awkward silences and still carry on a conversation. 

Felix had not been cursed with rhymes when they’d decided that carrying on a conversation was important. Maybe if they had been, they’d have gone with the movie. 

“Okay!” Felix came to a stop at the tee-off point, holding their club a little too tightly. “Let’s play! So, um, you want to hold your club just like this.” He demonstrated, loosening the grip a little and standing carefully. It should be noted, perhaps, that while Felix had played mini golf before, it had been a while. They weren’t really an expert, even if they knew more than Kieran did. Still, they’d watched a dozen YouTube videos in the hours leading up to the agreed upon time to meet Kieran, so they thought they would be fine. “And it’s okay if you miss! You might not hit it every time, and that’s totally fine.” They reared back carefully, then moved their club forward to hit the ball and send it rolling in a straight line towards the hole. It circled the hole, but didn’t go in. Felix was a little disappointed. They liked to think Kieran would have been impressed with a hole-in-one.

“So, that’s how you start,” they announced. “And I… don’t really have any more wisdom to impart. So, um, it’s your turn! I guess… you can show me how well you learn.” The small smile that accompanied the poor attempt at flirting might have been more charming, Felix thought, without the rhyming curse.

Ah, well. So it went.

—

They really were precious. The thought was somewhere between genuinely appreciative and a bit patronizing, the smile on his face mirroring that. Kieran couldn’t imagine going through life with the confidence of a dirty rug but there was something interesting about simply… observing it. Curiosity had brought him back, too - part of him wanted to understand why Felix was that way, not to mention if it had anything to do with the scars his fingers had traced along last time. All of that was irrespective of the feeding. Felix was an easy feed but then again, so were a lot of other people. Whatever, he didn’t care to look much deeper into it, much too focused on Felix explaining the concept of golf to him like he was a small child. Again, precious. And a solid distraction from the rhyming still taking place.

“I’m usually more of a teacher,” Kieran replied without missing a beat, smile much brighter than Felix’s and accompanied with a wink. He took his position, glancing over at Felix with an expression of ‘I’m honestly not sure why I’m here but I guess I’m amused by it’, before taking his shot. The ball veered, bonking straight into one of the wooden blocks successfully acting as a barrier, and rolled back to about a single foot from where it had started. He cocked an eyebrow, turning back to his date with a look of bemused offense. “Think I need some more hands-on tutoring.”

—

This was actually going really, really well, Felix thought. Kieran hadn’t mentioned the rhyming curse at all. It was like he didn’t even notice! The relief was just a little overwhelming, to the point that it almost certainly showed in the balam’s bright grin. But, they thought, Kieran probably wouldn’t care much about that, either. Kieran was laid back and cool, two things which Felix was decidedly not. It added a certain layer of comfort to the whole exchange, made it a little easier for Felix to relax. 

They let out a little laugh at Kieran’s wink, ears burning just a little. But, whereas that feeling usually came with the mocking jeers of the handlers at the Grit Pit, today’s variety was more of a pleasant thing. Felix didn’t mind it much. Watching Kieran’s ball go wide, Felix tried not to laugh. “Okay, so maybe it’s a little harder than it looks,” they allowed. “But, hey, as far as first tries go, I think that’s one for the books! I could… give you a little more help, if that’s okay? Uh, you know, stand behind you and guide your arms like… a total cliche.” 

—

Felix was enjoying themselves, obviously, Kieran was a delight but… the faun wasn’t hating this, either. Sure, this was much more toned down than his usual scene and filled with rhyming and he was definitely wondering if this place was too family friendly to serve some cocktails. But it wasn’t the worst. Felix was cute and happy and would provide for a decent snack later on but for now, Kieran would be damned if he was going to suck at something as simple as mini golf. 

“I don’t mind a cliche if it comes with physical contact,” Kieran hummed with a grin, reaching down to reset the colorful ball before gesturing for Felix to make good on their suggestion. “You know,” he started as the other got into position, letting them rearrange his grip on the comically small golf club. “I am going to have to ask about the rhyming at some point. Much too curious not to.” It felt safer to ask while there was no eye contact, while Felix wasn’t being scrutinized by what some people had described as an intimidating gaze. Kieran couldn’t help that he had gorgeous yet intense eyes. 

—

Sliding up behind Kieran, Felix tried to pretend that they were… smooth and unflappable instead of themself. But Kieran had made it clear that he didn’t mind Felix being themself, and they tried to remind themself of as much as they wrapped their arms around him and placed their hands on top of his. Was this okay, or was it awkward? What was Kieran thinking now? Part of Felix wished they knew, another part was too afraid to ask.

They concentrated on the club, shifting Kieran’s hands into position and gently pulling his arms back to prepare a put. And then, Kieran mentioned the rhyming, and Felix fumbled. They accidentally swung their hands — and Kieran’s by extension — forward a little too hard, sending the ball flying up and out, over the barrier. “I was… kind of hoping you hadn’t noticed it,” they admitted, almost sheepishly. “That was probably kind of stupid on my part, I’ll admit. Um, would you believe me if I said I was cursed? I’m still trying to figure out how to get it reversed.”

—

The ball bounced away pathetically, slowing to a stopway outside of the course. So maybe distracting the supposed teacher was not the way to go if Kieran wanted the stupid ball to go where it was supposed to. “If there’s one thing I do, dear Felix, it’s notice things,” he explained calmly, slipping his hands out from under Felix’s to turn and face them, palms resting on their hips as he cocked his head. A curse? Had some fae with a twisted sense of humor and penchant for literal word games gotten to Felix? Maybe it wasn’t surprising that they would be easily snatched into a bind - Kieran could have wrapped the other up in promise after promise with all the thank yous and less than careful wording. Kieran didn’t because he was nice. Mostly. 

“I believe you,” Kieran replied without hesitation, both because it was believable and also since Felix had no reason to lie. He wasn’t even sure they could lie properly and if they could, why lie about this? One hand moved to gently tilt Felix’s chin up, to make that sheepish gaze meet his own. “Do you know how? Or who?” he pushed, wondering if there was someone out there that needed to be told to back off. At least while Kieran was still interested. “It’s impressive, don’t get me wrong, but I definitely liked you better without the rhymes.”

—

Of course Kieran had noticed. It wasn’t as if the rhyming was a subtle thing, though part of Felix wondered if they could have made it more subtle if they were a little smarter. Maybe if they knew more words, if they were more creative, if they weren’t as stupid as they were… Of course, if they weren’t as stupid as they were, they probably wouldn’t have been cursed to begin with, would they? This was the sort of thing that didn’t happen to people with more… awareness. Sure, a few others had been caught up in it, but only because Felix had taken too long to figure out what was causing it, or because Felix hadn’t been able to get a warning out in time to keep them from cursing themselves, too. 

At least Kieran didn’t think they were lying about the cause. Relief flooded through them, and they offered him a small, grateful smile. “Thanks,” they murmured, looking him in the eye as he tilted their head up. “I was worried you might think it was a prank.” That wasn’t something they’d do to Kieran, or to anyone, really. Pranks, to Felix, often felt cruel, even when they weren’t intended to be so. “I think it’s less of a who and more of a what. I mean, I guess there could be someone behind it, but…” They trailed off with a shrug. “I bought an… egg thing at a thrift store. Um, I just moved into a new space, and I was trying to brighten it up a little more. But I knew the woman who was running the thrift store, and I guess I panicked? So I grabbed the first thing I saw, paid for it, and vanished. But I guess anyone who touches this egg gets the curse. And, like, it could definitely be worse! Mostly, it’s just annoying. But it’s not like it’s sending me out to do destroying?” That one wasn’t even grammatically correct, was it? Felix winced a little, offering Kieran a smile that, this time, was almost apologetic. “I like me better without the rhyming, too. But I’m glad it doesn’t… bother you.”

—

Felix looked a bit pained at having been caught out, or maybe just to be cursed in the first place, and it really was impossible not to feel some empathy for them. Normally, people made their own messes and Kieran was more than happy to scoff and imagine the situation could have been avoided with some smarter decision making - hypocritical beyond belief, Kieran was not known for his sensible choices. Somehow, Felix managed to inspire just that bit of pity and it was only mildly patronizing. Partly, the faun was curious about this mystery ex who was presumably responsible for all this damage and he wondered how much of it could be undone with the right kind of attention. Humans were mostly disposable, sure, but Kieran couldn’t imagine going out of his way to break one down into the nervous wreck that was Felix. What the hell was there to gain from that?

“I find it very hard to imagine you pulling a prank,” Kieran mused, making a mental note to have a chat with Felix about the endless thank-yous at a later time. Even though it seemed their current predicament had nothing to do with a fae bind. Kieran’s eyebrows raised at the description of this cursed egg, unable to resist an amused smile. As far as curses went, it definitely could have been worse. “Yes, suppose we should all be grateful that you’re not out doing destroying,” he teased, rolling his eyes at the ridiculous notion that something as trivial as this would be enough to knock Kieran off kilter. 

“I can put up with it until you find a way to break the curse,” he assured Felix. “And if it does start to bother me, there are ways to pass the time that don’t involve as much speaking.” With a grin, Kieran ducked his head for a kiss, pulling Felix closer and allowing himself a bit of feeding - like a reward for all the nice and reassuring things he’d blabbered out in the last few minutes. And it was sure to reset Felix’s nerves, too. Aware of a few disapproving stares from frigid parents on other parts of the course, Kieran finally pulled away, grin still firmly in place. “Now, are you going to help me get that ridiculously colorful ball where it belongs?”

—

“If I wanted to, I could definitely pull off a prank,” Felix protested, feeling a little lighter now. It took some time for them to feel secure around a person, but Kieran had done a pretty good job in lowering their defenses. It was easier to be more themself with someone who reassured them that themself wasn’t a bad thing to be. “I bet, if I really wanted to, I could rob a bank. Not that I would. But, you know, I think I could.” They thought of the pixies they’d encountered, the ones that had… attempted to rob the bank with Felix and Van as their witnesses. If nothing else, Felix thought he’d be a lot more successful than they were, even if that wasn’t really saying much.

Of course, they had a few… extras that Kieran was unaware of. If some curse had implored them towards destruction instead of rhyming, Felix knew they were capable of a lot more than it might outwardly seem. The jaguar had proven more than once that he could be a dangerous thing, and control was already harder to manage than Felix would like for it to be. If something took away that control entirely, made it dependent on some outside force… They were lucky, really, that the curse they’d been saddled with was such a silly one. A lot of people were lucky for that.

Their smile softened a little as Kieran reassured them again, claiming that he could handle the rhyming. “If it gets to be too much, I wouldn’t blame you for taking a break,” they said, not wanting him to feel obligated to stick to something they might not really want. “I mean, I know there’s probably only so much a person can take. I thought it was fun at first. But… I’m definitely ready to have it reversed.” They flushed a little at the mention of other things they could be doing, Kieran’s lips pressing quickly against theirs the only thing that prevented another bout of awkward, rhyming rambling. When he pulled away, they grinned, letting out a breathless laugh. “Um, yes!” They agreed. “I think we need to hit it… a little less?” They fetched the ball, bringing it back over and setting it down once more. With a little more confidence than before, they wrapped their arms around Kieran to guide him into a more controlled put.

—

The insistence that they could pull off a prank had Kieran smiling which escalated into a chuckle when prank became bank robbery. “Definitely call me if you decide to rob a bank, then. I would love to see that.” Of course, bank robberies necessitated scaring people, making them uncomfortable and frightened on purpose and that was probably what would hold Felix back more than the whole ‘being illegal’ part of a bank robbery ever would. Kieran couldn’t help but wonder how time consuming it was to go through life constantly wondering how everyone else was feeling. And not even for a less than selfless reason like how Kieran was currently making sure his companion had a nice time. 

Which, for anyone wondering, was clearly working if Felix’s flushed face and unguarded grin were anything to go off. Like an eager puppy, Felix bounced off to retrieve the ball, which did seem fair seeing as they had been the one to whack it out of the course. With the whole rhyming debacle put to rest for now, Felix immediately seemed less tense, even managing to guide Kieran into putting the ball to just a few inches away from the hole. 

“Now we’re getting somewhere,” Kieran cheered, the feeling of accomplishment more prominent than he’d expected since said accomplishment was rolling colorful balls into holes. Yes, he liked to make it known that he could make any situation fun but as Kieran watched Felix make their way down towards the hole to finish their shot, he found that a surprisingly low amount of effort was needed to make this… pleasant. Probably had more to do with the promise of less mundane things later on. Surely. “We still haven’t discussed possible rewards for the winner,” Kieran mused as he joined Felix by the first hole, gently nudging his own ball down it. “I’m feeling like I might have some beginner’s luck after all.”

[dramatic-crying]

i hate you, but not really // ryan dunn x reader

description: you are one of Ehren's friends from high school (you're 3 years younger than him), and he always brings you to watch the boys film for Jackass the Movie. Because of this, you spend a lot of time on set, and Ryan and you have developed a bit of a rivalry... or so you thought.

warnings: language (obviously), enemies to lovers, ryan being a little shit, the reader also being a little shit

writing prompts:

"If it makes you feel better, you can slap me. Lightly."

"You deserve to know something."

"I have grown to care for you. Deeply."

word count: ~1.3k

The Jackass crew and I are currently in a golf course, getting ready to smash the shit out of some golf carts and mini golf attractions. Dico and Bam are gonna ride in one cart and Knoxville and Dunn are gonna be in the other. Knowing Ryan, he's gonna crash the fucking cart, as he always does, and get someone injured. But, of course, he thinks he's hilarious when it does happen. That man has no concern for anyone but himself, and it obviously shows in everything he does.

I'm forced out of my thoughts by a familiar voice behind me, the most annoying person that could talk to me right now. "How about a kiss for good luck, sweetheart?"

I whip around to find Ryan in all his grimy glory with a shit-eating grin on his face. I scoff aggressively and back up a few steps from him. "Eat dirt, asshole." I cross my arms.

He looks away incredulously and then right back at me, taking a few steps towards me. "You know what, why do you have to such a bitch all the time? I've never done anything to you, why do you have to hate me so much?"

My eyes widened, and I can feel my cheeks start to redden as his frustrating words begin to sink in. "Oh, really?" I interrogate him, my voice dripping in venom. "I'm a bitch to you? Says the person who hazed me the entire first week I hung out with you guys, including spray-painting a dick on my car!! Just leave me the fuck alone, please?"

As I turn away to return to the rest of the group, Ryan darts in front of me and says, "Okay, okay, okay. If it makes you feel better, you can slap me. Lightly."

"No! Why the hell would I do that?" I roughly push past him and down to the group of friends we share.

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After filming for the day, Knoxville suggests we all go out to dinner and invited me along. He suggests that we should all go home and change out of our disgusting clothes and then go out for dinner, which is exactly what we end of doing.

I hitch a ride from Ehren after I've already changed into clean clothes, and we're already halfway to the restaurant before he speaks up. "What's your problem with Ryan?"

Caught off guard with his strange question, I furrow my brows in contemplation. To be honest, I didn't really know anymore. It's just always felt right to hate him, but I realize that doesn't make any sense. So, I answer Ehren's question truthfully in return. "I don't really know. There's just something about him that gets under my skin."

"Do you mean... like in a good way?" He questions, meeting my gaze to raise his eyebrows.

"The fuck is that supposed to mean?" I look at him back in disgust.

He sighs in defeat and says, "Nevermind. I guess you two are a lost cause after all... Now I owe Dave 20 bucks."

Ehren and I are the last to arrive at the restaurant and we meet up with everybody right outside the front doors. My eyes immediately drift over to Ryan. But, with surprise, he actually looks pretty nice. For once, his clothes are actually clean, and his rusty orange shirt compliments his rosy cheeks delightfully.

I feel someone tap my left shoulder and find Bam playfully staring at me with one eyebrow raised. I sigh and confusedly ask, "What is it?"

He flicks his eyes from Ryan to me and back to him again. "Find something interesting to look at?"

I chuckle and push his shoulder, jokingly telling the brunette to shut up. What no one noticed at this point, and what Ryan would refuse to admit later, was that seeing me joke around with Bam sent a pang of sadness and envy through his body.

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At around 8:30, we had all finished eating and visiting with each other and unanimously decide to start to head home. I noticed that Ryan would barely look at me throughout the meal, which was weird considering that he usually picks fights with me at any given moment.

I begin to walk to Ehren's car to get a ride home, but I'm stopped cold in my tracks by a hand gently grasping my wrist. I turn around to find curly-haired Ryan staring straight back at me with a look of apprehension in his eyes. "What do you want?" I ask, not ripping my hand out of his grip yet.

It takes a few seconds for him to respond. When he does, his voice cracks. "Can I just talk to you for a second, alone?"

As I'm standing in front of him, pondering my next words carefully, I suddenly notice who Ryan really is for the first time ever. He's not cruel, he's compassionate. He's not careless, he's thoughtful. "Um, sure," I reply, stepping away from the street and slowly striding to a bench not far from the restaurant we just left.

Although he's walking behind me, he sits down before me, ushering me to sit down next to him. On any other night before this, I never would have chosen to spend any more time with him than I had to. But, for some reason, I'm not even second-guessing my choice to sit as close to him as possible.

He slowly turns his torso to me and rests his hands on his lap. The blonde-haired man takes a deep breath before speaking. His voice is so quiet, it's just above a whisper. "You deserve to know something."

I swallow deeply, preparing myself for anything that he could say.

"You need to know that I have grown to care for you. Deeply. And I know that this may take you off guard or cause you to hate me even more than you already do, but I wanted to get this off my chest because my feelings for you have plagued my thoughts for months."

My breath leaves my body, and I find it hard to even look at this man who has just poured his heart out to me. And it isn't because I don't feel the same way. It's the complete opposite and I have just realized it. "Listen, Ryan," I begin, but he abruptly stands up from the bench.

"Actually, you know what, I realized that this is a bad idea, so I'm just gonna go and probably never talk to you again out of embarrassment," Ryan admits. Before he can even take a step away from me, I grab his hand that has been glued to his side for this entire time and I squeeze his palm in mine while interlocking our fingers. I look up to his eyes, and they seem to be glued to the sight of our intertwined hands.

"Doesn't seem so bad, does it?" I chuckle, swinging our arms together a little bit. "I want you to know... um..." My mouth suddenly feels dry as my tongue fails to create the words. "I'm so sorry for the way I treated you. You never deserved that. And I now realize that I have been the luckiest person to have you there for me. I think, if we both put in effort, we can make us work. What do you think, Dunn?"

Ryan takes another step forward, so our bodies are almost touching, and he brings his hands up to cup my waist. "I have been waiting months for you to say that," he says as he dips his head to bring our lips into a passionate kiss that neither of us will forget for the rest of our lives.

FIN

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Shaquil O' Neil los angeles lakers 7 ... hat 5 old yellow nubuck.. ? Starscream inception ultimate defense deceptikons ... <=> auto boots ! 160.000£

Man city 4 (thör) for harry man city blu + hat golf nike 160.000 £

From allianz arena 5 6 7 ...

And A casa di milano ac milan 1 2 3 4 ....

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Oichi cloths t shirt Donic short Donic raquette d' entrainement performante... consol PS3

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NIKE BOB (+) ONE ECHEC'S GAME....

In continuity ... never other cloths football .. than AfA 3 *** and t-shirt pre-match

Fot me dear grand father ; hugo boss... weight 32... from longer 30/32 us size

2 costumes color bordeaux 300 € - 180 € and black 450 € / 250 € performances 2 chemises blanches avec emoticon (+) 2 chemises 44 elastane noires cravates plus pinces a cravates chaussure 43 stop

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You' ll should be happy grand father ... the paquets posted returns into france ... why sir ... lord Biren... isn't unfortune ... yes we can !

Gamete igor + gamete harry dobble fecondation 2G gravity fuzion twins

I beleave in you mind uncle .... sam ( usa )

Oichi first .... Peter 2nd .... godfroy & arthur 3rd and 4th ...I wait into dobble soon as twins samely ... bref tu m' inspires la serenitude et le calm ... le plus grd ennemy que tu es c' est ta propre bouche si tu veux eviter d' avoir des problemes apprends a la fermer ...

On ne peut pas vendre le 107.5 fm on a les serbes qui deviennent fou ... le foutu four 4th war world orthodoxe versus europe !! Moi aussi ils m' ont douiller (tarifer,) 75kg /100 d'or mes etudes en ingeniery du son sound priver private tomber a l' eau !

pepites d' or ! #luxembourg on vous les echange a condition d' obtenir la mignolette de la world cup adresser a Materrazzi 2006... pour iomatrix-23 [, he took my name on tweeter ] i am exiged the beauty boop... the trophy => italia rend the le double col du cou plus les lanieres lacet a tirer la tete de nos joueurs attendez notre reaction ... puis rosebiff twickenam 7-56 pour le maillot du dragon ... ... SF PARIS ils se sont fait terasser ok !

@pentagon-net : recupeared thx a lot ... the cadre usa five monnay of paris ... excelent choice versus 1.200.000 $ (0.78£) . ok men ?

Price => 750.000 £ exchange acrylic peint 970.000 $ x 0.78 = 760.000 £ ...

Other point (1) BD clean shit. Soon as the tri tri nations will existing we aren't been both three ... team (8) rugby... football (7) .... basket (5)... the same in all sports category ... interrested for a confrontation direct between England France Italia 2 partys x 3 sports .. each will be played as RSA - Australia - New Zeland !

[alicepao13]

S06E10

For a golf episode, okay. For a filler, also okay. Not that much going on.

Let's get one thing out of the way first:

Episode title says caddy. They liked that pun, I guess. As the grammar website I checked explains it further, it's not considered a huge error.

CityTV has such a nerve to put their logo in there after all their scheduling changes and general lack of interest for this show (I have no beef with that interview man, I forgot his name, but his interview with Diesel and John Reardon before the season premiere was actually fun).

I absolutely had no idea that women's golf was so lucrative.

"All I heard is sandwich" Thank god for Sarah. I only like Sarah from now on. Not even Rex, he seems too into golf, although there are too many balls involved for a dog to stay indifferent.

Joe joined the golf club when Camilla was born? Didn't he, like, adopt her after he married her mother? Or is my recollection false?

Charlie had worked as a caddie. Well, certainly some backstory there. And of course he's like, the best of them at it even if he doesn't want to join the club.

Seriously, we can't take them anywhere. Especially Rex, whose nose doesn't take a single day off. Boom, one more day off ruined.

I tuned out in every single golf talk, which is unfortunate because it was mixed with the plot (still found the culprit as soon as they appeared on screen). It's just really hard to follow when I don't care about it at all. Since I like almost all sports, I consider those I don't like as non-sports. Mainly golf and formula car racing.

They cut the chase scene? What?

That scene where Charlie drives a golf cart and Rex runs alongside him does not deserve a cool music lmao

Charlie playing golf as he's interviewing a (at the time) person of interest. I can't decide if this is unprofessional or I just don't like golf.

Ah, please someone tell me how many shots they did for that uninterrupted shot of Charlie's short putt that went pretty close to the hole. I know that the guys actually golf in real life but this had to be close but also not go in the hole for Rex to grab it.

Amazon! How the hell can you put an ad about fast delivery in this show, when you consistently fail to deliver the actual show on time in your streaming service? Am I the only one seeing the irony here? Last season it was too early, this season too late.

Also, Jesse, don't you dare wear that. Charlie's orange jumpsuit was actually a better shade of orange than this one.

Okay, maybe there were a bunch of chase scenes in this episode so they felt they could lose one. Acceptable.

Poor Rex's head. I'd have liked more of Charlie's worry please, although it seems like we might get this in a future episode.

This might be the first time we see Rex's teeth as Charlie checks for god knows what. Come on, show, let Rex bare his teeth just once while growling at a bad guy!

*gasps* Skeletal remains! On a family show!

They shouldn't have spoiled Jesse's shirt in the end scene on their promotional pictures. Not that it's such a big thing, but they should actually stop uploading promotional pictures from the final scenes altogether, or post them after the show has aired.

I liked the teamwork in this one. I believe the golf episode had been brewing since S2, where they had to scrap the idea due to a heavy snowfall, which turned the golf field into a ski slope. There is no avoiding golf, apparently!

Promo: What the actual fuck. Charlie and Rex combined whump? Charlie thrown out of a moving truck? Rex missing? Charlie having temporary amnesia? Hospital? Is it my birthday? (Well, it's actually pretty close to my name day instead.) Please squeeze a scene in there with a worried Sarah, and I take back every single bad thing I said about this season (the show only, I don't take back anything about CityTV). Yes, even the whales.

Of course this would be the episode that they'd take a break on. Oh, well. After that terrible hiatus, I can stand to wait a few days. A day had passed already as I was looking for the episode (turns out that they knew what they were doing lol).

[trensu]

an excerpt of the newest chapter of the halfway house fic based on this past post. Enjoy :)

“Steve, come get your furry little menace! He’s chewing up my laces again,” Robin grumbled.

“Maybe if your laces are ruined, you’ll finally buy a new pair of shoes,” Steve snarked. Steve walked to the living room to find Robin attempting to tie her old Converse only to snatch back her hands every time the kitten took a swipe at the laces in question. “He’s just a baby. He wants to play.”

“He can get his own laces to play with, then. And there’s nothing wrong with my shoes. I’m not going to go buy new shoes when these are perfectly functional. And my favorite color.”

Steve scooped the kitten up even as he kept reaching for the laces and cuddled him to his chest. Steve rubbed gently behind the kitten’s ears until the kitten relaxed into tiny purrs.

“What do you think, Dustin? Should Robin get new shoes? Raise your paw if you agree with me,” Steve said. He lifted the kitten’s right paw and waved it a bit, making the kitten squirm. “See, he agrees with me.”

Robin snorted and rolled her eyes at his teasing smile. “I still can’t believe you named him Dustin.”

The kitten chose that moment to start climbing up Steve’s shirt to reach his shoulder. His tiny claws pricked at Steve’s skin through the thin fabric but they were so small, they barely hurt at all. Steve laughed as the kitten settled on his shoulder and began to mew at the top of his lungs.

“It’s not my fault he looks like a Dustin,” Steve insisted. When he brought the kitten home two days ago, Robin tried to name him something else but Steve put his foot down about it. He found the kitten, and he thought the kitten was a Dustin, so no other name was allowed. 

Dustin let out another mew so loud he nearly toppled over. Steve pulled him off his shoulder with an amused huff. Dustin wriggled incessantly in his hands. Steve lost his grip on him but thankfully he had gotten him close enough to the ground by then that the fall was negligible to a cat.

“Okay, okay, we’ll play for a little while, you needy baby.”

He and Robin were waiting for payday to run to the pet store for more supplies. They were lucky that their neighbor across the hall had an old litter box that her cat had outgrown, and a couple of spare food bowls. She had even given them a few cans of wet food, cooing over the kitten all the while. Dustin, apparently, was a charming little guy. He obviously took after Steve. Robin had punched him on the arm when he said as much.

In the meantime, they were using old bits of string and a little orange ball Robin had stolen back when they worked at a mini-golf place. The kitten seemed to enjoy them well enough but Steve planned on getting him fancier playthings and some catnip. He rolled the ball across the floor and the kitten chased after it. He pounced on it, wobbly, which sent the ball rolling again for another chase. Steve laughed. Robin giggled along with him.

“He’s lucky he’s adorable. Otherwise we’d be having problems, him and I,” Robin said with a grin. Her mischievous demeanor softened slightly. “I’m glad you found him, you big old softie. Now you can stop moping so much.”

Steve ducked away when she reached to ruffle his hair. 

“Yeah, yeah,” Steve said, lightheartedly. “Maybe if I do a good job with him, someone will finally let me have a kid.” 

The kitten had apparently gotten bored of the ball and was attempting to climb up the back of the couch. Steve quickly grabbed him so he would damage the upholstery. He booped the kitten’s nose.

“What do you think, baby? Will I be a good dad? Be honest.”

Dustin grabbed his finger and gnawed at it while making the most precious sounds. A purring mew.  Steve’s heart melted; though from what he had read, he really shouldn’t let Dustin get accustomed to using his hands as playthings.

Steve resigned himself to losing half his paycheck to cat toys.

Continue on Ao3

ps: i do not do reader tag lists or whatever those things are called. i tag all my writing with 'trensu tells stories' so please just follow that tag if you wanna keep up with my stuff, thank you

[tumblertown-headcanons]

If Caden or Auryn were to play a sport, Sage would be that mom who brings orange slices for the team and makes custom t-shirts but also isn’t aggressive about it like it’s not a “grind them into dust” she says “do your very best, let’s give it our all!”. This is despite the fact that she herself does not play or like playing any sport other than mini-golf

Trueeeee!!!

Caden: @the-belle-siblings

Sage: @sagehyperfixates

Auryn: @vaporeon2010317

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