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PLEASE I need one 🙏 🙏🙏

MY BUTT X-RAY SHIRT IS HERE‼️‼️

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My jackass girl headcanons

• Seriously the coolest person you will ever meet

• A real girl’s girl, and honestly prefers hanging out with women.

•“Do you see yourself as ‘one of the guys’, (name)?”

• “Ew. No.”

• Wouldn’t be dating any of the guys (That’s not to say that none of them have a crush on her) but probably has kissed most of them at some point for a dare or something , and has definitely seen all of their dicks and reminds them if they’re small during arguments

• If she’s dating anybody from that group, it would be someone on the outskirts, e.g Jess, Deron, CiG, Dico, Raab, VV, Mat Hoffman, Tony Hawk,, ...etc

• And if she’s into girls I can see her dating one of the guy’s sisters, which she will absolutely fucking rub in their face every chance she gets.

• Is probably in a Tampax ad that’s like “I can trust my tampons, even through the most extreme activities” *Rides a bike off of a fucking building*

• Definitely a sex symbol

•Tried to post a makeup tutorial on YouTube and the guys all fucking kept walking in and interrupting

• Does things like cook for the guys/ wash bedsheets/ sew holes in clothes in exchange for immunity from pranks for a couple of days. (Bam has never availed of this)

• “I wouldn’t promise that girl immunity from the COMMON COLD, even for a billion dollars”- Bam

• Was part of WildBoyz

• Because she’s an Animal lover

• “I know he’s pretty, (name), but you can’t cuddle with tigers.” - Tremaine

• T-SHIRTS WITH DUMB SHIT ON THEM.

• “They treat her like a baby sister 🥺” WRONG she gets the same treatment as everybody else, possibly even worse

• She lost her luggage once and had to wear different items of all the guy’s clothing for a week, far too large on her, saved by the grace of one of Bam’s belts.

•“Have we been sponsored by JNCOs or somethin’?”- Dunn

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PLEASE this is so funny i cant

Have some more‼️

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Sodapop Curtis the type of guy to fake sleep in the car so the homies will carry him inside and tuck him in

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Rousham House, Oxfordshire, England by Lindsey Renton

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dating chris pontius headcanons <3

okay so

chris seems to be a fairly outgoing person

so i can guarantee the way he met you was walking up to you while wearing his party boy or bunny the lifeguard costume

he flirts shamelessly at you and might not think too much of it

but when you start flirting back with him, oh boy

that catches him completely off guard, and he can feel his stomach turn upside down

he can feel his skin tingle where you playfully touch his arm and he can barely think straight

in fact, this doesn't change very much after you two start dating

he's still completely flustered by your shamelessly flirting with him and he finds it hard to concentrate when you're in the same room as him

chris will constantly be touching you whether innocently (holding your hand, linking your pinky fingers together) or not so innocently (smacking your ass, caressing your thigh)

on a different note, this man is SO accepting

you can talk about anything you might be overthinking about or aspects about yourself that make you feel insecure

but chris does not let that shit slide

he'll validate your feelings of course, but he will also make sure that you ALWAYS feel loved and appreciated with him

and he will always remind you that you are absolutely gorgeous and you are his world

through your relationship with chris, you get close to all the jackass boys and they take it upon themselves to be your own personal bodyguards

johnny even ends up treating you as a little sibling and has a 'big brother' talk with chris, essentially warning him not to hurt you (although chris would never dream of causing you any sort of distress)

chris is beyond proud to be dating you, and loves you SO STRONGLY its crazy

he is literally bursting at the seams with joy when you're around him

he always has a cute grin on his face and is probably jumping up and down with giddiness a lot of the time

it probably doesn't even take three months for him to confess his love for you because he cares for you so much

he will also CONSTANTLY imagine the future you guys will have together

he. is. COMMITTED.

he cannot wait to have a family with you

and for you guys to grow old together

THE END my loves!!

thank you so much for reading! <3

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dating ryan dunn headcanons <3

i think ryan tends to be a very private and shy person around people he doesn't know well

and that bit of his personality CRANKS UP to 11 when he first sees you

i'm talking shaking hands, not wanting to make eye contact with you, blushing and silently panicking when you smile at him for the first time

despite his timidness, when you two get to know each other and start dating, he seems to be a completely different person

he still gets butterflies around you because he will always find you stunning, but instead of hiding from your gaze, he'll go up and hug you from behind or will slip his fingers into yours just so he can be close to you

he will constantly remind you of how much he cares for you, and how happy he is around you

with being so close to ryan, he of course introduces you to the jackass boys

they immediately start teasing him because they notice how whipped he is when he's with you, but it's all in good fun

truthfully, the boys love you and offer to do stunts with you for jackass if you would like

despite all the chaos with the jackass boys in your daily life, it's a different world when you're spending time with ryan alone

i imagine a lot of your date nights would be a quiet night in, completely tangled up in ryan's arms while cuddling on the couch and watching a comfort movie

despite there being a movie on, ryan's the type of person who won't actually watch it but will instead whisper sweet nothings in your ear and focus on his skin touching yours

he has already known he's loved since the day he met you, and he is ecstatic when you both exchange your first 'i love you'

THE END lovelies! <3

thank you so much for reading, it means the world to me!!

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the car wash photoshoot

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

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“Cheddar” 2006

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2006

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new orleans 🙈

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HAPPY 16 YEARS SOBER STEVEO

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This is one of my favorite moddboards I've seen so far!! Great job @kunntzsstuff <3

🤲 THE jackass girl 🤲

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