#gofastent

[miscdndadsfacts]

Lark and Sparrow enjoy Rihanna's music. Sparrow also likes Jimmy Buffet, and has bought his merchandise

[brown-little-robin]

I think I'm going to treat myself to being off tumblr until Tuesday. a nice long stretch of four days to force my brain to calm down, and if I feel like it, maybe a longer vacation soon. I'll be back today (or maybe tomorrow) to post the next Strange Redemption chapter, and my queue will be running.

In the meantime, I'll be doing art, talking to friends, playing board games, working, cleaning, et cetera... :)

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

bye! see you later!

[relixakousa]

Time to unleash our inner werehog and play Sonic Unleashed! https://www.twitch.tv/relixakousa

[beeseverywhen]

Someone save me from the adhd med induced sleepiness

[chrislswood]

Reposted from @totaltritraining 🚴🏼‍♀️Endurance day-getting the miles in! Nothing better than cycling in the sun with a great bunch of fellow athletes who motivate, encourage and tow you! Plus the refuelling after is even better! 🍕🍔🧋 Inspired by the scenery and the feeding frenzy after the ride… Q: What did the volcano say at dinner time?🌋 A: I’d really lava pizza right now!🍕😂🙈 . . . . . #endurancecycling #cycling #endurance #cyclinglife #enduranceracing #bikepacking #racing #h #lemans #gofast #gosolo #gospeed #hvelolemans #hracing #hoursofracing #france #oneteamonedream #oneteamonegoal #followyourpassion #rocket #lemanscircuit #hveloshimano #goteam #sarthe #ultracycling #bugatticircuit #ultraendurance #bikelife #bikepackinglife #roadcycling (at Timanfaya National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpczemnoRJR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dndadsepisodecovers]

Ep.07.02- The Gofast Club

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga the Masterpost

Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies the Manga! A complete, fan-run yonkoma-style recap of the second season of Dungeons and Daddies (a podcast about four teens kinda from our world trying to save our world after their grandparents messed it up). Use this masterpost to easily navigate yourself to your favourite episodes and remember all the nonsense our favourite daddies have crammed into this wild season.

Order the physical version of the manga, with 24 new exclusive pages over here!

Support me and this project and get a drawing with my ko-fi!

Lesson List:

Lesson 1: Dungeons and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

Lesson 2: The Game of Life [Any% WR Speedrun]

Lesson 3: The Unbearable Linkness of Peeing

Lesson 4: Barf Bum Movie Men

Lesson 5: Dance Dance Revelations

Lesson 6: Dance Dance Revelations 2ndMix Link Version

Lesson 7: The Gofast Club

Lesson 8: Slumber Party Mayorssacre

Lesson 9: Debate Me, Cowards

Lesson 10: Dad Me To Hell

Lesson 11: That Thing? You, Dude!

Lesson 12: Scary Movie 2

Lesson 13: Children of the Code

Lesson 14: Welcome to Earth

Lesson 15: California Pizza Kombat

Lesson 16: Needlejuice

Lesson 17: OSHA’s Eleven

Lesson 18: Grand Theft Gato

Lesson 19: Pop Punk

Lesson 20: I Brought You My Catbus, You Brought Me Your Love

Lesson 21: Finding Forest Her

Lesson 22: Army of Tree

Lesson 23: Alright

Lesson 24: Spider-Boyz: Homecoming

Lesson 25: Stand and Delivery

Lesson 26: The Staircase

Lesson 27: Ei8ht

Lesson 28: King of the Hell

Lesson 29: S.O.C.C.E.R.: Shadow of Scorenogoal

Lesson 30: Mrs. Swallows-Oak-Garcia’s Home for Peculiar Teenagers

Lesson 31: Halt and Catch Fireball

Lesson 32: Con Mayor

Lesson 33: An Extremely Goofy Episode

Lesson 34: Finding Tori

Lesson 35: Apollo Four Teens

Lesson 36: When Terry Met Terry

Lesson 37: Cut My Life Into Pizzas

Lesson 38: Main Character Syndrome

Lesson 39: Hey, Dude

Lesson 40: The Teenhigh Saga: Break-in Wrong: Part 1

Lesson 41: We Need to Talk About Heaven

Lesson 42: Spirit Hallow Peen

Lesson 43: Attack on Titanic

Lesson 44: Atonyment

Lesson 45: Hell or High Father

Lesson 46: Lincoln in the No Holds Bardo

Lesson 47: Inside the Actor’s Funeral

Lesson 48: Next to Normal

Lesson 49: Halo Reach

Lesson 50: Larry the Capable Guy

Lesson 51: Cool Hand Linc

Lesson 52: Dood Riddance (Time of Your Life)

Lesson 53: Urination (Friends Forever)

Extras

Style Guide: [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

New Years 2023

Page 69.5

Anniversary

New Years 2024

The Team:

Manga by @cerealforkart​

Transcripts by @confusedfoam​

[titaniumelemental]

Quick lunch break ride.

The jersey suggests GoFast but the travel coffee cup says “I’m just vibin”

[coramckart]

gofast, havent posted or made personal art in ages hi tumblr

[koymoa]

Guys did linc see his dad shoot terry cause like what are supposed to do with that like seeing a person you respect and love so much just killed your best friend’s stepdad. Like even though he has talked about it in the Gofast club he has never seen his dad kill anyone, would he go start crying or would he go dead silence like any other Wilson and the ✨generational trauma✨ ensues

[rockcattomato]

Gotta say when Beth May said that Henry Oak is a zaddy in Gofast Club teen talk, I felt that in my soul.

[head-post]

Pentagon UFO report finds over 700 new cases

The Pentagon office said on Thursday that it has received hundreds of UFO reports over the past year.

The Pentagon’s Anomaly Authorisation Resolution Office (AARO) report covers reports of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP) from May last year to early June this year. The report said:

“During this period, the office received 757 UAP reports; 485 of these reports involved UAP incidents that occurred during the reporting period.”

Another 272 reports were related to incidents occurring in 2021 and 2022, but they were not reported to the office until then and therefore were not included in previous reports.

Investigators found explanations for nearly 300 incidents. In many cases, the unknown objects turned out to be balloons, birds, aircraft, drones or satellites. According to the report, Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite system is one of the increasingly common sources as people mistake chains of satellites for UFOs.

Hundreds of other cases remain unexplained, although the report’s authors emphasise that this is often due to a lack of information to draw firm conclusions. Jon Kosloski, the office’s director, said:

“Reports of unidentified anomalous phenomena, especially near national security targets, must be taken seriously by the US government and investigated with scientific rigour.”

The report noted that many cases remain unsolved and analyses are ongoing. It also said:

“It is important to emphasise that to date AARO has found no evidence of extraterrestrial beings, activity or technology.”

The office has reviewed more than 1,650 cases since its inception.

The report comes a day after a US House of Representatives subcommittee hearing in which some former government officials said UFOs exist and Americans should know the truth.

During the hearing, former Department of Defence official Luis Elizondo said a select group in the government is hiding “the fact that we are not alone in space.”

Michael Gold, a former NASA official, acknowledged that while most UFO sightings can be explained by conventional means, such as drones or weather phenomena, there remains a percentage of cases that cannot be explained.

Retired Navy Admiral Tim Gallaudet shared his experience with the famous “GoFast” video incident that occurred in 2015, stating that evidence of the encounter mysteriously disappeared from his email account. He also claimed that he was intimidated by the government to suppress discussion of UFOs.

Read more HERE

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[ufo-thetimesareripe]

“Wow! What is that, man?” vs “That is fast” : how the Wikipedia GOFAST video misquotes the pilots and changes the interpretation of the incident.

There is a serious problem with the GOFAST video on the Wikipedia page currently titled ‘Pentagon UFO videos’.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_UFO_videos

**The Wikipedia GOFAST video misquotes the pilots. The transcript has the pilots saying “That is fast”, when very clearly the pilots are saying “Wow! What is that, man?”, and this changes the way people interpret the video.**

Compare the statements for yourself –

*At 1m51 TTSA GOFAST video* – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxVRg7LLaQA&t=1m19s

*At 29s Wikipedia GOFAST video* – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Go_Fast_Official_USG_Footage_of_UAP_for_Public_Release.webm

In the past I had linked a few times to that Wikipedia GOFAST video until I realised the transcript was incorrect. And not just incorrect, but the transcript makes the pilots look like they don’t understand parallax or their instrumentation. **That transcript changes the meaning of the statement the pilot makes from one where the pilot exclaims he doesn’t understand what the object is, “What is that, man”, to a statement which allows people to claim the pilots don’t understand parallax “That is fast”.** Why is that important? Because it changes the interpretation of the video from one which purports to show something that can not be identified and possibly anomalous, to one which suggests the pilots don’t understand what they are doing.That one misquote, “That is fast”, changes the way people interpret the video.

So, this has long annoyed me. There are so many stupid statements about the GOFAST video. It is the most misunderstood of the three Navy videos.

— There are articles like this ABC News America article which actually says [*”In the ‘Go Fast’ video Navy pilots are heard exclaiming how fast an object is moving above the water.”*](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ufo-report-week-incidents-unexplained/story?id=92303931)

— There is trigonometry lesson after trigonometry lesson indicating the speed of the object to be about 40mph, [like this one,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOFv7zF9JAA&t=9959s) which is the most played section of this video from the NASA briefing, 31 May 2023, and where the scientist says *”So it’s not our task to conjecture what this object is”.*

— Then there are the duck interpretations which I won’t link to.To suggest the pilots did not understand parallax is ridiculous. They clearly knew the speed of the object, and the altitude – the pilots can read their instrumentation. Yet, despite what appears to be the mundane speed of the object, and knowing its altitude, the pilots are surprised. Why?

First, they could not get a lock on the object. Those first few seconds of the video where the object is unable to be locked on to by the targeting system indicate something strange about the object. It should have been easy to lock onto something moving at 40mph ahead of the jet, yet it takes about four attempts. If it is a balloon, or a duck, it has stealth ability!

Second, the pilots express that they can’t work out what the object is. “What the f@#k is that thing?” & “Wow! What is that, man?” Why wouldn’t the pilots have simply assumed it was a balloon, or a duck? Why would the object in GOFAST be considered anomalous, so that to this day it remains on AARO’s front page because nobody at the Pentagon during the exactly 8 years since it was filmed has been able to explain it?*It is because of the GOFAST film’s context – ALWAYS THE CONTEXT!* And there is virtually no context at all on that Wikipedia page to help anyone understand those videos.

GOFAST was filmed as part of the same events as GIMBAL.

There is nowhere on the current [‘Pentagon UFO videos’](https://web.archive.org/web/20240615000000*/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_UFO_videos) Wikipedia page that reports [that the GOFAST video and the GIMBAL video were filmed the same day, 21 January, 2015](https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/u-s-navy-releases-dates-of-three-officially-acknowledged-encounters-with-phenomena/) (I may be wrong about this, but I have checked several times and can’t see the date mentioned there [& note, [there is still some conjecture about that date](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsbMIm9QtEA&t=5m52s)]). Clearly that is a serious omission, because GOFAST and GIMBAL being the same day would suggest these videos might be of the same events, and people have speculated the films were made [only minutes apart.](https://twitter.com/ScottishDebunk1/status/1664050880063102977) Being a continuous series of events makes the videos more problematic, because it suggests that the object in GOFAST could be related to several other objects [Ryan Graves has regularly said were filmed flying in formation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUwuaxiiQU&t=19m5s) in the longer GIMBAL video, but which we now don’t see in the shorter GIMBAL film. If GOFAST is one of those objects, it gives more validity to the suggestion that GOFAST is not just a balloon, or a duck, because it is less likely the pilots could make the mistake of seeing fairly obvious things twice, or over a long period of time, but not identify them.But, it wasn’t always like that.

The ‘Pentagon UFO videos’ page was preceded by another page. There was once the ‘USS Theodore Roosevelt UFO incidents’ page.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000*/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_UFO_incidents

That page was last added to archive.org [in April 2020](https://web.archive.org/web/20200429165253/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_UFO_incidents) (there was a discussion on Wikipedia in May 2020 to merge the two pages, and [that discussion might be of interest to some people](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_UFO_incidents#Combine_and_rewrite_to_avoid_fringe)). Just note that the ‘USS Theodore Roosevelt UFO incidents’ page actually discusses the circumstances of the videos, and gives information from pilots like Graves and Accoin surrounding the filming of GIMBAL and GOFAST – the current ‘Pentagon UFO videos’ page does not include any of that valuable context. The ‘USS Theodore Roosevelt UFO incidents’ page links to the NYT December 2017 article ‘Glowing auras’, while the current incarnation of its successor doesn’t. *And the GOFAST video there does not have the misleading transcript.*I have some views on when the misleading transcript for GOFAST got onto Wikipedia, but I’m not 100% sure, and it hardly matters. What matters is that the GOFAST video transcript is clearly wrong. The pilot clearly says “Wow! What is that, man?”, and the transcript there incorrect says “That is fast”. This changes the meaning from indicating the pilots could not identify the object, to suggesting the pilots could not interpret their own instrumentation. Even if it is just an honest mistake, it is misleading and needs to be corrected or removed from Wikipedia.

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